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♪ I’m goin’ down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin’ down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can’t unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Yes, sir -- If you're looking
to move out of the city,
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I think your family
would love South Park.
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You can get four times
the house here
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that you can get in the city.
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A cortado?
Is that like a coffee?
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Yeah, we --
we have a coffee shop here. Yes.
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We're up in the mountains
about an hour from Denver...
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Do you think you could drive out
from the city this weekend
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and I could show you
some properties?
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Oh, you have a Tesla?
Oh, how nice.
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South Park -- yeah, it's
a charming country village.
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If you're able
to work from home,
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I think you'll really love it
out here...
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LaCroix?
The sparkling Mineral Water?
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Yes, I do believe we have that
in our stores here...
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We're seeing a massive influx
of city people
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moving out here to the country.
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And the truth is we just don't
have enough real estate agents
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to keep up with all the demand.
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Well, I don't have
much experience,
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but I thought
I'd give real estate a try.
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Mrs. Cartman,
being a real estate agent
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takes a lot of intellect
and a lot of raw talent.
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You have to get
your picture taken.
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Get people to like the picture
and go,
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"Oh, I'd like to hang out
with that person."
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And then act like
you like those people
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when you show them houses.
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Well, I do believe I'm good with
people, and the truth is...
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I need to do this for my son.
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Our...rent is going up
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because of all the new people
moving into town --
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and I don't think
I can afford it anymore.
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Well, then, I'm going to give
you a shot, Mrs. Cartman.
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For your little boy.
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God dammit...
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Oh, you piece of shit!
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Hello, sweetie!
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Mom! Where the hell
have you been?!
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I've been home from school
for like 45 minutes!
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I'm sorry, honey,
mommy had some errands.
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I didn't have anything to eat
except Nutella.
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I was about to call
Child Services!
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Honey...
Mommy has some big news.
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What.
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I...got a job, Eric.
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I'm your job.
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Oh, honey --
It's going to be good.
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Mommy is just going
to be working a few days a week
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and you can be a big boy
and take care of yourself.
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No.
Eric, this has to happen.
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We can't afford
to live in this house
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unless I make more money,
and this job pays really well.
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Wha-- What job
could you possibly have?
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You don't know how
to do anything.
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I'm a real estate agent.
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A what?
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Hey, Butters,
I need your help.
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Well -- Well, sure, Eric!
What's goin' on?!
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Butters,
I have some shocking news...
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My mom got a job.
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Oh...Oh, and you're worried
that maybe now
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your mom won't always be there
to take care of you?
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What? No.
My mom got a job.
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My mom is dumb as shit
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and somebody is paying her
to do something.
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Have you ever heard of
a real estate agent, Butters?
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Well, not really.
Yeah, well, neither had I.
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So I looked it up on a bunch
of those shows and stuff.
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You don't do anything.
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You just look nice
and hug people
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and then when someone buys
or sells a house, you make
money.
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Wow! Well, that sounds like
a good deal!
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It's more than a good deal,
Butters,
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it's legal theft.
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If my mom can be
a real estate agent,
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then literally
anyone in the world can.
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We've got
all these people moving
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from the cities into our town,
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I can probably be a millionaire
in just a few days time.
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Wow wee!
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Now, whatever you do,
don't tell anybody.
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If anyone else finds out
about this,
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they'll all want to be
real estate agents, too.
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You've always been great
at taking pictures, Butters.
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I won't forget this
when I'm rich.
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Gosh, thanks, Eric!
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Okay, Liane...
You've got this.
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You can do this.
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Bottled water. Bottled water.
Bottled water.
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Hello there! I believe I spoke
with you on the phone?
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I'm Liane Cartman
with South Park Realtors!
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Uh-huh...Uh-huh...
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Well, this is the house
I was telling you about.
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It just came on the market.
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It's a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home.
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Detached garage.
Pilates?
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Excuse me?
Pilates.
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Is there a gym
my wife can do Pilates?
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Oh, you're about five minutes
from the local gym.
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Pilates. Bottled Water?
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Oh! Um, you have such
a lovely family!
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It must have been a big drive
from the city?
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Tesla. We have a Tesla.
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Wi-Fi! Wi-Fi!
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Is there Wi-Fi?
No Wi-Fi. Bottled water.
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Well, come on in,
let me show you around!
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Okay, this is a three bedroom
house with bathrooms.
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Front yard and back yard.
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Eric...
what are you doing?
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Oh, I just got some clients here
looking to relocate.
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These people are from the city.
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Uh, cortado.
Bottled water.
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Wi-Fi. Pilates.
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Uh, excuse me one moment.
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Eric!
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What are you up to?
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I got a job
as a real estate agent, mom.
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You are not
a real estate agent --
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Neither are you --
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Now just march
right back home
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and I will see you
when I am done with work!
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Mom,
real estate is an open market.
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You're not the only one
who gets to take advantage
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of all the city people.
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Cortado?
Cortado!
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Oh, bottled water?
Wi-Fi!
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Metal bottled water!
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Eric,
this house is being represented
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by South Park Realtors.
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You don't get to just walk in
and show it!
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Oh! Ok! That's fine!
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I have tons of friends
in South Park!
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I'll get my own listings!
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People...
this is the most exciting time
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in the history of South Park...
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As you know, there are people
from all over the country
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leaving the cities and coming
to small, rural towns like ours.
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It's truly incredible
for all of us.
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With this new surge of people
from urban areas,
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we're seeing more town money
from sales taxes,
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more profit
in our local businesses --
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My bakery has seen
a 20% increase in sales.
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Oh, I just love
all these city people moving in!
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That's right. It's great to have
chitty people.
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These chitty people come
with their fancy chitty clothes
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and their big chitty cars.
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You know,
and these chitty people
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have a chitty way
of doing things
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that will expose us all
to their chitty ideas.
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Yeah, and they've got city money
and city lifestyles!
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Chitty money,
chitty lifestyles.
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And they'll move here
and bring their chitty families.
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And their cultured, chitty kids
will hang out with our kids
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and expose them
to their chitty ways.
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I've always dreamed
of South Park
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becoming more than a little
hick town.
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And these city people
bring with them...a new hope.
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Here's to the future,
everyone!
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The future!
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Okay, so this is a three bedroom
two and a half bath --
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Come on in, everybody!
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Wi-Fi?
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-Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha?
-LaCroix.
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You got about 2,300 square feet
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and there is
a finished basement.
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Oat milk. Oat milk.
Detached garage --
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stairs head up to the master,
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which is an en suite,
if I remember correctly.
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Let's get on back
to the kitchen...
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Cortado?
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You've got a nice, big kitchen,
pretty, new appliances.
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Door in the back
gets you out to the garage.
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Excuse me,
what are you doing?
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Just showing them your house.
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Come on, let's check out
the second floor --
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Our house isn't for sale!
Hey!
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Nice, big bathroom
for the two rooms up here.
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Tweek's grandma
is staying in one of the rooms,
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which serves as an office space
when she's not here.
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And then we are back down
to the spacious living room!
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Will you please
get out of our house.
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Yeah,
we're just about done.
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Well,
what do you guys think?
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MacBook, Tesla.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get that...
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My son left his MacBook
in the Tesla.
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Oh, sure,
well, let's head on out now.
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We can take a look
at Jimmy's house.
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It doesn't have
such sucky furniture.
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Let me talk to these guys
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and see if we can come up
with a number.
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I think I can get you
4 million for this place.
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$4 million? Really?
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I'll be in touch.
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Told you
our furniture sucked!
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Hey -- Hey, John,
I got some bad news --
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We just lost another client
to South Park Realty Group.
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What?!
We're losing people like crazy.
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These guys are ruthless.
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Who is this
South Park Realty Group?
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Has anyone heard of them!?
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It appears to be
mostly one agent.
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A-A pretty young guy --
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Can't have been in the business
that long --
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Oh, my God...
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That's a pretty
damn good picture.
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How'd he get
that kind of depth of field?
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I don't know he's gotta be using
some kind of soft filter --
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nothing I've ever seen.
Alright, everyone!
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Looks like we've got
some competition!
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If anyone thinks they can take
our clients,
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they've got another thing
coming.
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Everyone get up.
We're gonna retake our pictures!
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Awww!
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No, no, no,
we're getting our butts kicked,
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and we need to show this kid
what we can do!
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Come on, Chris!
You gotta look really welcoming!
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Ugh. I'm trying--
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Come on,
arch your back more!
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I'm, ugh,
arched as far as I can...
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Come on, Chris,
you wanna lose another sale?!
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Arch your back more!!
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I-I got it --
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That's good, we got it --
Get in here, Carol!
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Got it! Ok, next!
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Hey, guys, it’s Eric
from South Park Realty Group.
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Are you dreaming of moving out
of the city
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and into
the beautiful countryside?
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I want you to check out
Clyde’s house.
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This is a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home --
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detached garage -- now listing
for just $3.5 million.
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Let’s check it out.
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This house is so spacious.
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I think my cameraman Butters
can attest to this.
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Isn’t this nice, Butters?
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Yeah, it’s real roomy!
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00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,040
Just look at these amenities.
248
00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:15,270
These giant, glass double doors
lead to the unfinished backyard.
249
00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,340
Plenty of room here for a pool
or a horse stable.
250
00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,840
This is just one of the amazing
properties we have
251
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,270
at South Park Realty Group.
252
00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:21,910
We’ve got other great listings,
like --
253
00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,530
And my personal favorite,
Kyle’s house.
254
00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:28,470
Get out of that sewage drain
you call a city
255
00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:30,810
and start living the country
life you’ve always wanted.
256
00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,430
South Park Realty Group.
257
00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:35,940
Get out of the city
and into beautiful South Park.
258
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,270
Uh, Liane,
you got a call, line 2.
259
00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:57,910
Sounds like a broker
interested in 4600 Highgate.
260
00:10:57,910 --> 00:11:00,340
Ooh! Okay.
261
00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,840
Hi! This is Liane
with South Park Realtors.
262
00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,100
How’s it going?
This is Eric Cartman
263
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,040
with South Park Realty Group.
264
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,430
Eric, stop it.
265
00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,910
Well, I’m standing here
with some clients
266
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,570
who want to make a deal
on this Highgate place.
267
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,100
They wanna offer $175,000.
268
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:15,100
You are going to get me fired,
Eric.
269
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,340
And then we are going to lose
our home.
270
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,270
$175,000 is a great number --
$25,000 below asking,
271
00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:22,040
but you know
you’re never gonna get $200,000.
272
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,870
Don’t worry, these deals
are always like this.
273
00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:26,010
I am doing this job for us!
274
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:29,070
So we can have a roof
over our heads!
275
00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:31,100
The HVAC all needs to be redone
and you know it.
276
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,400
I am not talking about this
anymore!
277
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,640
Okay, that’s fine mom, why don’t
you go to hell?!
278
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,570
It always gets like this
with agents.
279
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,810
Don’t worry,
she’ll call back, watch.
280
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,770
South Park Realty Group,
this is Eric.
281
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,430
You are in so much trouble,
young man.
282
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:48,810
Okay, okay...
283
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:51,240
$180,000, but that’s as high
as I can do.
284
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,100
We got it.
285
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,770
It just isn’t fair...
286
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,680
We retook all our pictures,
287
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,070
and what does
South Park Really Group do?
288
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,270
They go and make a video.
289
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:08,500
And just like that,
they take all our customers.
290
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,810
I think maybe real estate
just isn’t the same anymore.
291
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:15,240
Maybe we gotta start making
fancy videos to keep up.
292
00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:19,740
Excuse me, there’s all these
City People moving into town --
293
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,500
and I think I’d like to sell
my property.
294
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,140
-R-Really?
-That’s great!
295
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,500
-Hey, hey, sir --
-We can sell your house!
296
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,400
Move! Move! Get! Get!
297
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,570
That’s a very smart idea!
298
00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:33,680
It’s definitely
a sellers’ market right now!
299
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,740
It’s good you came
to South Park Realtors.
300
00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:38,240
What kind of house is it?
301
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,840
Once in a lifetime,
a property comes up for sale
302
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,970
that is so unique,
it defies words.
303
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,400
We know that good houses
304
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,010
are getting hard to come by
in South Park...
305
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,810
and that’s why we are so excited
306
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,500
to bring you this exceptional
new property.
307
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,240
This is the historic
Aspen Park Hot Dog.
308
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,840
200 square feet of pure luxury.
309
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,040
Let’s check it out.
310
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,430
You want to move out of the city
311
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,070
and enjoy the laid back
country life?
312
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,400
It’s all here.
313
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,570
Find out more about
this dream home today
314
00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:39,640
at South Park Realtors.
315
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,370
LaCroix? LaCroix?
316
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,140
-Wi-Fi?
-LaCroix?
317
00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:52,040
Huh...
people.
318
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,740
Oh, no, there’s way too many
people!
319
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,270
Go on! Go, go, shoo!
320
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:02,770
People!
Go on!
321
00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:04,070
People!
322
00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:26,300
People...
We have a giant problem.
323
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,300
There are now so many
city people
324
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,530
looking for houses
in South Park...
325
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:33,740
that it could destroy
our rebounding economy.
326
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,940
Uh...How so?
327
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:38,370
I thought city people
were good for our economy.
328
00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:41,070
They are,
but Mr. Kim has a theory,
329
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:44,140
and I think you all better
listen to him.
330
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,010
Mr. Kim.
331
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,680
What’s the one thing
people hate most?
332
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,680
People.
333
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,300
people wanna get out
of the city.
334
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,530
If too many come here...
335
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:02,200
chitty
336
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,870
people
gonna leave.
337
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,170
We can’t let that happen.
338
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:12,040
Not when things are finally
starting to turn around!
339
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,430
So then we have to find a way
to stop this.
340
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:18,340
It’s the damn
real estate agents!
341
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,200
They’re the ones
who are going overboard.
342
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,010
They only care about
their commissions!
343
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:25,300
Yes, we have to tell
the realtors to cool their jets!
344
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:29,170
Realtors don’t care
about anything but money.
345
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:33,470
We have to show them who’s
really in charge of this town...
346
00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:38,270
Jimbo -- go to your gun store
and get the necessary supplies.
347
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,770
I’m declaring open season...
348
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:43,470
on real estate agents.
349
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:53,030
Cortado?
350
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,700
Cortado.
Oat milk?
351
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,870
Bottled Water...
Metal Bottle Water.
352
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,830
LaCroix?
LaCroix!
353
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,500
Metal bottle water?
Edamame. Edamame.
354
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,840
Welcome, Home Buyers!
355
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,010
I'm Eric
with South Park Realty Group.
356
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,050
We hope you're enjoying
the provided food and beverages.
357
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,250
LaCroix!
358
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,350
Yes, that's right!
359
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,420
You know,
here at South Park Realty Group,
360
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,260
we've had
some amazing listings --
361
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,060
Craig's house,
Jimmy's house --
362
00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:24,160
but I think you'll all agree
that what we have for you today
363
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,460
is a whole nother level.
364
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:27,700
I present to you...
365
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,030
Tolkien's house!
366
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,300
-Baw?
-Wha-- Wha-- Wha-- Wha -- Wha?
367
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,140
These owners have just moved out
to a farm,
368
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:38,540
and we're listing this house
at just under $50 million.
369
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:44,910
Yes! Go on in!
370
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:47,550
Check it out!
Make me an offer!
371
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,620
-Pilates?
-Pilates?
372
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:54,290
You are in big trouble,
young man!
373
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,330
This is my listing, mom!
374
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,890
I have had it with you!
375
00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:00,560
Come here right now!
This is my listing, mom!
376
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,830
Eric!
377
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,690
What the hell?
Over here...
378
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,920
What happened here?
379
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:28,260
They're too smart for us.
South Park Realty Group.
380
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,960
We tried to keep up --
381
00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:32,330
took our pictures again --
ahghg!
382
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,160
My spine is broken.
383
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,270
Well, it serves you right for
what you're doing to our town!
384
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,470
You're driving
all the city people away!
385
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:43,140
Not us...
South Park Realty Group...
386
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,010
they upset the natural balance.
387
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,780
Real estate agents
don't really do anything.
388
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,410
If they start doing stuff,
389
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,980
then the whole housing market
goes crazy.
390
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,450
Where is South Park Realty Group
located?!
391
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,420
They're showing a house...
392
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,150
The Tolkien house...
393
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:01,460
You have to stop them.
394
00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,030
Ahg! Help!
395
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,030
Somebody call
Child Protective Services!
396
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,170
Eric, you're only making it
worse!
397
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,010
I am not doing
a co-brokering deal, mom,
398
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,140
it's not gonna happen.
399
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,880
This isn't about that, Eric,
and you know it!
400
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,480
You're upset.
401
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:28,320
You're upset because you don't
want your mom to have a job!
402
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,920
That isn't true.
403
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:32,690
It is true!
You're scared and you're jealous
404
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,660
that a job will take
my attention away from you!
405
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,960
You just want to offer
the sellers a lower commission
406
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:40,200
to list this house and it's not
going to work, mom!
407
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:42,460
It's ok to be scared, Eric.
408
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:45,940
I know that I'm the only family
you have,
409
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:49,310
but you're making everything
worse for us!
410
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,740
I see one!
411
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,840
There's a real estate agent
right there!
412
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,250
There's a big one
and a little, fat one!
413
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:15,030
Eric, you need to stop this
right now.
414
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,470
When I close this deal, mom,
415
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,430
I'm gonna be the richest kid
in town!
416
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:21,040
It's doesn't work that way,
Eric!
417
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:23,170
You aren't going to make
any money --
418
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,110
you're just driving up
the market
419
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,910
and none of your deals
will make it through escrow!
420
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:29,950
Well, we'll just see in 30 days,
won't we?!
421
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,210
Except for some of my deals,
422
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,080
which have a 45 day
contingency period!
423
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,650
Fine, Eric.
424
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,020
Will you stop all this
if I quit my job?!
425
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,730
And you won't get
any other job?
426
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,830
No.
427
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,900
And your only job will be me?
428
00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:48,800
And you'll be home
when I get back from school
429
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,970
and have my mid afternoon meal
all ready on the table?
430
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,940
Yes, Eric...
431
00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,800
Yes..
432
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,450
Hold yer fire!
433
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:14,520
Come on out,
ya damn real estate agents!
434
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:20,630
Don't shoot!
I am not a real estate agent!
435
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,800
I am quitting as of right now.
436
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:27,900
And South Park Realty Group
is no more.
437
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:32,580
- We did it...
- We did it!
438
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:48,190
Real Estate
is a delicate balance.
439
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:51,390
It has to be left
to the professionals.
440
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:55,400
There's a great migration
happening all over America.
441
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,900
And if we do it right...
442
00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:02,810
Everyone ends up in a home...
that they can afford.
443
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,490
I think it's cool
we live in a hot dog.
444
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,890
We have everything
we need here.
445
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,060
We've got running water,
a couch to sleep on.
446
00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:26,260
And most important,
we have each other.
447
00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:40,880
Weak...
I live in a hot dog.
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