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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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As farmers
and cultivators of marijuana,
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we have a responsibility
to society...
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I know we all respect
the crop here,
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and we seek each day
to better understand
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the nuances and legitimacy
of its uses.
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Let's go weed! Wew!
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But we growers must face
a harsh reality --
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Since the legalization of
marijuana, communities of color,
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black and brown Coloradans,
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those most affected
by the racist war on drugs,
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have now been locked out of the
wealth creation of the industry.
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Luckily, the public is starting
to understand this unfairness --
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and many people are now talking
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of boycotting cannabis growers
who are only white owned.
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Boycotting what?
Wait...What?
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We are seeing a healthy
and dramatic spike in consumers
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who demand that their marijuana
be grown
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by those who understand
the fight for social equity.
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Ugh ahhug--
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The bottom line is this --
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a completely white owned
weed business these days...
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just isn't going to survive.
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Guys...I wanna have kind of
a tough talk with you.
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We don't really have
any black friends,
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we don't reach out
to the black community.
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Shelley you never bring
any black dudes over.
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I mean, Stan, your three
best friends are all white.
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There's only one black kid
in my whole class.
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Yes, that kid Token.
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How come you never hang out
with him?
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I do hang out with him.
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In a group maybe
but I don't recall
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just you and Token
ever doing anything.
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I've never seen Token
here at the farm
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just like the two of you guys.
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Why not?
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I...I don't know.
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Randy, stop,
we're not racists.
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We'd like to think that
wouldn't we?
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But...actions speak louder
than words, gang.
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I guess...
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I guess I just want you
to think about it.
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Uh hey Token.
Oh hey Stan.
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Uh listen, I uh...
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How're ya doin?
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Fine.
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Um...You think your family would
wanna come over for dinner?
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Out at our farm?
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It's kind of far isn't it?
Yeah but...
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Look, Token, I think maybe you
and I should hang out more.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean we never just hang out,
you and me.
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Hey we never hang out
just you and me either, Stan!
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Shut up, Butters.
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Look, just will you please
just see
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if your family
will come over for dinner?
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It would mean a lot.
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Okay, there we go.
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That is a farm fresh hemp salad
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sourced locally here
at Tegridy!
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Alright, come on, everybody,
dig in.
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Thank you so much
for having us over.
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This is really nice.
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We've never been
to a marijuana farm before.
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Well, you know, with our boys
starting to become so close --
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We thought we better get
the families together!
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If they're friends
then we need to be friends! Huh?
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Do you mind if I post this?
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Check out our friends!
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Randy...I hope you didn't invite
us here because we're black.
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W-What are you talking about?
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It's just that
the past year or so
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a lot of people have been
inviting us over to dinner
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and then taking pictures of us
to show everyone on Instagram.
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Oh, that's so lame.
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No, we really just wanted
to get to know you guys better
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since Stan is friends
with Token.
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You know...
Just out of curiosity --
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why did you guys name him that?
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What do you mean?
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Well -- I mean, it's just
kind of an odd name, isn't it?
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Like, some people might think
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you guys naming your son that
isn't very cool.
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People have a problem
with Token's name?
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Well, I mean other people
just think it's a little...
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I mean, come on, I mean, I'm --
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I'm not calling you guys racist,
but --
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why did you name your son that?
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My husband has always been
a huge fan
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of "Lord of The Rings"
and "The Hobbit."
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I wanted to name my son
after my favorite author.
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But she didn't want
to name our son J.R.R.,
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so we just named him Tolkien.
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His name is Tolkien?
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Yes, you know
his name is Tolkien.
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I thought your name was Token.
My name is Tolkien.
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Sorry, I don't think
it's that weird.
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J.R.R. Tolkien is one of
the most prolific,
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influential writers of our time.
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Holy shit,
that's what his name means?
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What did you think
his name meant?
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Would you like to see how we
grow and process our weed?
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You see,
it's all about refinement.
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Here at Tegridy,
we believe the best weed
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is untouched from the earth --
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So we distill it down
to its basic essence.
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Over there
are our clean out vats
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and up here we have
our first stage drying racks.
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Oh, real quick!
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It all takes about six days
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from the field to a jar
that we can sell.
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So...What do you think?
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It's...uh, very involved.
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Yeah. It takes a lot.
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You know --
I just had a crazy idea...
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Our boys are best friends now...
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Why don't you come work
for Tegridy?
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Randy, I have a job.
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I'm a very successful
co-executive
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of a financial consulting firm.
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Oh my gosh -- I was just saying
we could really use
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a co-executive
of financial consulting!
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Look, I...
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Would it be okay if...
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If I sent you
some of our receipts
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and you could help us
financial consult?
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That's what we do...
Sure.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Here's to the start
of something wonderful.
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Would you like some free weed?
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No.
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Hey, Stan.
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Dude...My head is reeling,
you're not gonna believe this.
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Not gonna believe what?
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Token's name isn't Token.
It's Tolkien.
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Yeah, I know it's Token.
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No, no, no, no.
He's named after the guy
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who wrote "The Hobbit"
and stuff!
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Yeah, I know.
J.R.R. Tolkien.
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What did you think it was?
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You knew it was Tolkien
like the writer.
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Everyone knew it was Tolkien.
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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
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I distinctly remember Cartman
wearing a shirt
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where he spelled it T-o-k-e-n.
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Yeah, dude,
cuz Cartman's a moron.
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Wha-- Hold on a second!
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Whatsup, dog.
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Dude, Cartman, did you know
that Tolkien is named
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after J.R.R. Tolkien?
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Well, yeah, I just figured.
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Then why did you spell it Token
without the "L" or the "I"?!
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J.R.R. Tolkien has an "L" in it?
That's gay.
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Who did you think Tolkien
was named after?
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Stan? You out here?
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Uh, yeah,
hang on a second Tol-kien,
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just taking a shit.
Oh, okay, sorry.
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Oh, my God...
I suck...
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This is your mornin' commute,
South Park.
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Looks like we have a bit
of slowing heading into town.
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There's like a truck
and a couple cars...
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maybe take ya
a couple minutes there.
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Also, if you're heading
out of town on the main road
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there's a -- there's, like,
a car there, too.
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What the?
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Now let's look at the weather.
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Weather's looking like
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we're gonna have a little bit
of snow.
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And the, uh -- the --
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Taking shit tons
of Tegridy orders.
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Sales are going nuts
right now.
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No -- why is my face
on a billboard?!
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Because we work together.
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You said you just needed someone
to help with accounting!
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Yes, but then --
you got promoted!
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I was gonna surprise you.
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Don't you see how lucrative
this can be?
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I mean, we make a pretty damn
good team in the weed business.
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I mean,
we are Ben and Jerry --
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We're Ben and Jerry.
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You're Jerry, and I'm Ben.
I thought I was Jerry.
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No, you're a towel.
Oh, that's even better.
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I told you before
that I'm not interested
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in the marijuana business.
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I don't believe in drinking
or doing drugs.
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Doing dru--
Do you remember
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when Bilbo first set out
with the dwarves to fight Smaug.
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What's the first thing
they all did?
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They partied their asses off.
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♪ Chip the glasses,
click the plates ♪
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♪ That's what Bilbo Baggins
hates ♪
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And then they certainly had an
adventure together, didn't they?
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Filled with...
lucrative treasure.
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You really think we could make
a lot of money together?
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Ben and Jerry, my man.
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Ben and Jerry.
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Hey-hey!
Stan the man!
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How ya doing, buddy?
Okay, I guess...
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The nurse said you came here
by yourself. No parents?
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I... kinda wanted to talk about
something in private.
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Oh, okay, pal...
What is it?
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I think...
I might be horribly racist.
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Well, kiddo...
You don’t normally go
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to a doctor’s office
for feeling racist,
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but tell me what happened.
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So...there’s this kid
at my school and...he’s black.
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And his parents named him
after the guy
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that wrote "Lord of the Rings."
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Uh-huh, Tolkien.
Great name.
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Yeah...well I-I thought
his name was Token.
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Like -- Like a black kid
that’s just there
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so that...like...
there’s a black kid.
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Uh huh....and how long
have you thought that?
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The whole time!
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I’ve thought that
the whole time.
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Wow...
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you.
Huh?
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You really thought
a couple of black people
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had a child
and named him Token?
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Why would anyone
name a black kid Token?
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You’re a piece of shit.
No, I was just try--
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You were just going along
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with the dominant culture
of the white paradigm,
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that’s what you were just --
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Get out of my office,
you make me sick!
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I’m sorry!
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I don’t know what’s wrong
with some people.
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I wonder if anyone else thought
that this kid’s name was Token?
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Hmm? Anybody?
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Anyone else just assume
his name was Token?
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Because that’s disgusting,
and you are the problem.
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Doctor?
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I thought I told you
to get out of my office
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because you seriously
make me sick --
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I’m gonna shit my pants
right now.
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Doctor, please,
I don’t want to be like this!
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I’ll do anything,
just tell me what to do.
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Oh, you wanna change?
249
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,990
Then I suggest you start
doing a lot of reading.
250
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,820
Okay.
What should I read?
251
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,090
And I suggest
that when you’re reading --
252
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:35,520
you do it from the perspective
of a black person!
253
00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:49,190
The knight Pigwiggen rides
on a frisky earwig,
254
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:53,990
and sends his love, Queen Mab,
a bracelet of emmets’ eyes,
255
00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:54,850
making an assignation...
256
00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:57,560
Old Tom Bombadil
was a merry fellow.
257
00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:01,950
Bright blue his jacket was,
and his boots was yellow...
258
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,560
It is told
that in their beginning,
259
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,260
the dwarves was made by Aule
260
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,330
in the darkness
of Middle-Earth.
261
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:22,160
♪ Black puppy and white puppy ♪
262
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:26,390
♪ Play together
in the backyard ♪
263
00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:27,760
♪ Why can’t we? ♪
264
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:32,590
♪ Getting rough
with a brand new chew toy ♪
265
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:33,890
♪ Oh, boy ♪
266
00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:37,230
♪ Let’s all get along ♪
267
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:46,360
♪ We all know that puppies
are the same wherever you go ♪
268
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,890
♪ There are good puppies... ♪
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
269
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,760
♪ ...and bad puppies ♪
270
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,090
♪ When one of them
chews a shoe... ♪
271
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,660
As the owners
of Tegridy farms,
272
00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:58,890
you are accused of plagiarizing
a song
273
00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,460
for your marijuana company.
274
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,330
How do you plead?
275
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:02,230
Not guilty, your honor.
276
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,620
The complaint says
that you asked for the rights
277
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,590
to the song "Ebony and Ivory,"
278
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,390
but when you were turned down
by Paul McCartney,
279
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,720
you copied the song
into something similar.
280
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,560
Not true, your honor.
281
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,290
I’ve never even heard
Paul McCartney’s version.
282
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:17,050
"Black Puppy White Puppy"
is a song I wrote by myself
283
00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:18,890
on my piano keyboard.
284
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:21,160
♪ Black puppy, white puppy ♪
285
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,620
♪ Playing in the back yard,
why can’t we? ♪
286
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:28,890
♪ Black puppy, white puppy,
playing in the back... ♪
287
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:33,850
Guys...Lately I’ve been doing
a lot of soul searching.
288
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:36,620
I’ve had to ask myself
hard questions,
289
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:37,990
because for a long time now,
290
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,950
I’ve misinterpreted
some amazing writing.
291
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,090
I’ve done a lot of reading...
292
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,560
And I’ve learned why Sauron
built the black gate of Mordor
293
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,190
across the pass
of Cirith Gorgor,
294
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:50,490
which led into
the enclosed plain of Udun.
295
00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:52,490
I’ve learned
that the Mouth of Sauron
296
00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:53,390
was once a man,
297
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,360
who commanded the orc armies
of Gorgoroth
298
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,260
and dismissed Aragorn’s claim
as King.
299
00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,360
I think Stan’s lost
his marbles.
300
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,620
I firmly believe that everyone
would benefit
301
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,790
from the school making required
reading of these books.
302
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,160
Because if we don’t fully know
about Tolkien,
303
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,990
then we can make some terrible,
offensive mistakes.
304
00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:12,590
In fact...did you guys know
that our friend Tolkien,
305
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:17,260
who goes to school here,
is named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
306
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,760
Yup!
307
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,760
Yeah, I knew that.
308
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,430
Why else would his name
be Tolkien
309
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:24,820
if it wasn’t for the guy
that wrote the books?
310
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,760
My point is,
we need to petition the school
311
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,520
to make Tolkien
required reading.
312
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,360
To better understand
our classmate.
313
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,950
I think maybe
we all haven’t done enough
314
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:34,850
to make sure that Tolkien
315
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,820
doesn’t feel isolated
and left out.
316
00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,720
Guys?
Can I come in now?
317
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,890
Not yet, Token.
Just another couple minutes.
318
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:45,590
W-What are you guys
talking about?
319
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:48,230
Just a couple minutes, bro.
320
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,460
♪ Black puppy bitch,
black, black puppy bitch ♪
321
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:01,020
♪ White puppy bitch,
black, white puppy bitch ♪
322
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,520
♪ Black puppy bitch,
white, black puppy bitch ♪
323
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,360
Hey, guys, I’ve got something
really exciting to show you!
324
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,460
Ohhhh buzzkill...
325
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,820
I had this awesome idea
last night...
326
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,690
and I couldn’t even sleep
I thought it was so cool --
327
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:14,950
Oh, okay, what is it?
328
00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:18,390
We do an entire line
of cannabis
329
00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:22,390
based on all the different races
of Middle Earth!
330
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:26,620
We do seven different strains in
all, representing the dwarves,
331
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,890
the elves, even the uruk hai!
332
00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:31,620
Uh, yeah...no.
333
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,920
Everyone will think
we’re dorks!
334
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:41,020
Randy, you seem not to care very
much about any of my ideas.
335
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:44,850
Well, you’re just -- You know,
you’re just not the idea guy.
336
00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:47,460
I don’t seem to be
the anything guy.
337
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,190
I thought
we were Ben and Jerry.
338
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:53,760
Alright, look, I’m gonna tell
you the truth about ice cream --
339
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,050
Jerry actually
doesn’t do shit.
340
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,760
Ben does it all,
everyone knows that.
341
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,820
Well, I don’t want
to just be here
342
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:03,460
like some kind of token
black person.
343
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,290
Oh, come on, I’m sorry.
344
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:08,720
No, I totally get now
why you want me around,
345
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,920
and I’m not gonna do it.
346
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:17,660
He doesn’t even really sound
like a black guy, you know that?
347
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,680
Alright, everyone, listen up!
348
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,480
We have a special announcement
today.
349
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,820
One of our fourth grade students
says he's done a lot of work
350
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,150
and has grown as a person.
351
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:28,590
And he'd like to share
his journey with you.
352
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:29,620
Please welcome Stan Marsh.
353
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,860
Sup guys. You know, I've done
a lot of reading lately.
354
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,600
And I'd like to announce
that the school has allowed me
355
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:40,000
to declare today J.R.R. Tolkien
appreciation day.
356
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,840
These books go so much deeper
than the Hollywood movies.
357
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,770
And we see
its influences everywhere
358
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,310
in our modern culture.
359
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,710
In fact, how many of you knew
that our classmate Tolkien
360
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,580
was named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
361
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,120
But you don't know
that "Lord of the Rings"
362
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,050
was an analogy for World War II,
did you?!
363
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,360
And I'll bet you didn't know
364
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,360
that there was originally
19 Rings of Power
365
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,790
that were forged by Celebrimbor!
366
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,690
So there's much
we need to understand.
367
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:09,000
And so I would like to bring up
the man himself.
368
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,760
Come on up here. Tolkien!
Come on!
369
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,550
I actually don't like
"Lord of the Rings"
370
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,150
and I don't like "The Hobbit."
371
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:29,250
Just cause my dad's into that
stuff doesn't mean that I am.
372
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,320
I've always hated
that my name is Tolkien,
373
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,360
but I didn't really have
a choice, did I?
374
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,760
So please, whatever you do,
375
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,890
just don't draw
any more attention to my name.
376
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,230
I can't stand any of it.
377
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:44,060
It's a bunch of nerdy,
jive-ass dragon shit.
378
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:58,380
Stanley,
are you feeling any better?
379
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,920
Nope.
Not any better, mom.
380
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,380
Well...Your friend Tolkien
came over to see you.
381
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:06,590
He's downstairs.
382
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,260
Tolkien is...here?
383
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,790
Hey, Tol-kien.
384
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,800
Oh, hey, Stan.
385
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,600
What are you doing here?
386
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,870
Stan...Are you ok?
387
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:21,370
You've just been acting
kind of strange
388
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,570
the last few days.
389
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:26,070
Yeah, I'm good. I'm...
390
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:27,810
No...I'm not...
391
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:33,450
Tolkien...I have something
I have to tell you.
392
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,220
Okay.
393
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:40,420
This whole time.
I thought your name was Token.
394
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:44,290
Like the token black person.
395
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,590
Wow...
396
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,930
Yeah.
397
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:52,770
Wow....
398
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:54,300
Why would my parents
name me something
399
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,900
that means
the only black person?
400
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,410
I don't know.
401
00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:02,510
So I understand if you don't
wanna be around me anymore.
402
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:05,010
Well, it's not like
I really have a choice.
403
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,450
That's why I'm here.
404
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,680
My parents just bought the farm
across the street.
405
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,120
What?!
Yeah, out of the blue,
406
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,520
my dad was just like,
407
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,120
"We're going into
the farming business!"
408
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,590
And we all just picked up
and moved.
409
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:16,060
Oh, my God,
this is great!
410
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,730
Mom! Dad!
Guess what?!
411
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:20,730
Tolkien's Family bought the farm
across the street!
412
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:21,800
We're neighbors!
413
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,630
Oh, that's great!
414
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,030
Yeah that's really cool, boys --
415
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,470
Wait, wha-a-a-a-t?!
416
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,880
What the hell's going on?
417
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,310
Oh, hey, Randy.
What'dya think of the new place?
418
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:43,450
Credigree Weed?!
How stupid is that?!
419
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,750
Credigree isn't even a word!
420
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,190
Oh, hello --
we'd like to buy a little weed.
421
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,160
It's our anniversary!
422
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,230
Well, there's really good weed
across the street!
423
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:55,830
Tegridy weed?
424
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:58,230
Yeah, we're just --
we're looking for something
425
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,070
with a little more...
street cred.
426
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,370
Yeah, a little more cred!
427
00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,970
Well, ya'll came
to the right business,
428
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,410
cuz this shit is hard.
429
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:08,340
Oh, oh! He didn't even talk
like that before!
430
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,040
This guy is a total phony!
431
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,050
Now just come across the street,
432
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:15,550
and I'll show you some real nice
weed made with Tegridy.
433
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,020
These people
don't even belong here.
434
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,320
Wow, bro -- you're a racist
piece of shit.
435
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,260
Can we see
what you've got, please?
436
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:25,230
Hell, yeah,
we got all kinds a shit --
437
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:29,730
Lemme give you a sample
of my Rivendell Elvish Magic...
438
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:37,170
They stole it!
They stole my idea!
439
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,740
Who did?
Those dickheads
across the street!
440
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,740
They took everything I learned
about using black culture
441
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,610
to make a bigger profit
and they're doing it themselves!
442
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:48,180
Get this little prick
outta my house!
443
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,750
Dad!
Get him outta here, he's a spy!
444
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,120
Hey face!
445
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,920
I don't want your kid
over at my house, you got that?!
446
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,360
Hey, man,
what's your problem?
447
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,760
You want a war?
Well, you got one!
448
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,400
Game on, asshole!
449
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:08,970
Game on, mutha
450
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,040
Everyone back in the house.
Come on, let's go.
451
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,470
But dad --
Shut up!
452
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,150
The story of young Stan Marsh
might seem incredible,
453
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:26,550
but the fact is many people
suffer from unconscious biases.
454
00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:28,090
If you or someone you know
455
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,560
might have also thought
the name Tolkien
456
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,990
didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien,
457
00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:34,330
then please call...
458
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:40,940
Because you
are the problem.
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