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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Okay, children,
let's take our seats!
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Good morning, kids.
So great to see you!
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I know it's always a little hard
coming back from a break.
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You know, you know,
we've had a few distractions
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but let's just pick up
where we left off.
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Kids, over this last break,
I met somebody.
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And, uh, I'm pretty excited.
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And, uh,
we've been really enjoying
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each other's company, and,
you know, things got physical.
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His name is Rick,
and, uh, well, anyway,
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I really wanted you
to meet him, just...
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You know he's a...
He's a little nervous,
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so just be cool, okay?
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Come on, Rick.
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Oh, come on, you big silly,
they're not gonna bite you.
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Class...
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this is Rick.
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Now, look, we're not gettin'
married tomorrow or anything.
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We're just enjoying
each other's company
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and... seeing where
this whole thing takes us.
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This is really awkward.
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I-I told you
I thought this was a bad idea.
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He's very shy,
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but I wanted you kids to know
that he treats me really well.
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Way better than that
narcissistic psychopath Marcus!
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I-I should be going.
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Okay, okay, well, you're gonna
come pick me up after school?
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Yeah, yeah,
you're done at 4:00?
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I'll be ready like 3:30.
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They like you.
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They do!
No, that's just them being them.
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Okay, text me at lunch!
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Bye Ri-i-i-i-ck!
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Oh, shit, it's Marcus!
Should I answer it?!
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I have to answer it.
He's gonna suspect something.
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Just keep quiet about Rick!
Don't say anything!
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H-Hey, Marcus.
What's up?
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No.
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No.
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I'm in the classroom
with the kids.
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Aren't... Aren't I, kids?!
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O-Okay, you couldn't really hear
them, but I'm with the kids.
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No.
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Who's Rick?
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We've never heard of Rick,
have we, kids?!
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Will you ****ing
say something!
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Marcus, Marcus,
I really don't... why?!
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Fine! Go ahead!
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That's fi-fine!
Okay, geez!
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Well, nice going, kids.
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What is wrong with you?!
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You don't listen,
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and you blatantly go against
my direction!
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What's going on here,
students?
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I ask them for a response,
and nothing!
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First they just sit there
when I need their focus
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- and their energy and when I ask them for...
- Hey!
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You kids know
that these teachers
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are doing their very best
for your benefit?!
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I don't know how much more
I can take of this.
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I am sick and tired
of students thinking
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they can walk all over
their teachers
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who gave you
everything they've got!
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I've got enough problems
as it is.
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I tell you what else.
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This Friday,
for pajama day at school,
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this class does not get to wear
their pajamas.
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- What?!
- What'd he say?!
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You heard me.
No pajama day for this class.
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Now maybe you'll remember
to have some respect
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for your teacher!
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This is bullshit!
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They can't take our pajamas
from us!
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Who does the principal
think he is?!
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After everything we've been
through the past couple years,
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they're gonna take pajama day
from us, too.
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We didn't even do
anything wrong!
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We didn't do ****ing
anything wrong!
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We keep not doing
anything wrong,
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and we keep getting ****ed!
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Guess that's just part of
being a kid these days..
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Yup
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. We
are not going to just stand for this?!
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What else can we do,
brah?
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Brah, we can have
some Goddamn balls.
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What does Matt Damon say
on that Bitcoin commercial?
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- Fortune favors the brave.
- My dad said
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he listened to Matt Damon
and lost all his money.
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Yes, everyone did.
But they were brave in doing so.
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We have to stand up
for ourselves, you guys.
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I say we go right
to the principal's office
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and tell him what's up,
brah.
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Yeah.
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Some kids want to speak
with you about pajama day.
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Alright, send 'em in.
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Mr. Principal, sir,
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can we please wear our pajamas
on pajama day?
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I'm sorry, ladies.
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I have made a decision,
and I'm sticking to it.
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Mr. Principal, we really
didn't do anything wrong.
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I appreciate your sentiment,
but as principal of the school,
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it's my job to make decisions
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and stand by them
to maintain order.
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Do you know how long
we've waited for pajama day?!
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You can't force us
to wear normal clothes!
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What is this,
Nazi Germany?!
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Hey! How many times
have I told you kids
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not to bring up
Nazi Germany
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when you don't get something
you want?!
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You're a fascist!
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- Get out!
- You're a fascist,
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and this
whole school stinks of Nazis!
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I can't believe the things
these students say sometimes.
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You better quit
while you're ahead.
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What?
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You don't understand
how important pajama day is to kids.
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It's like the Met Gala
for children.
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If I change my mind now,
I look weak.
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Mkay...
But I don't think
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this is gonna end up
the way you want it to.
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Hey, look!
It's Eric Cartman!
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Eric! Eric!
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It's okay!
What's wrong?
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Oh, God!
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I-I was at the school
and it... it was pajama day
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and I...
And I didn't have pajamas on
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and then I died!
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- And then I died!
- Shh! Eric!
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Eric, it's okay, sweetie.
Shh.
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Yes hello, Ms. Cartman.
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This is the school principal returning
your call. What can I do for you?
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Uh, yes, I understand
that you told my child
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that he isn't allowed
to wear pajamas this Friday?
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What is this,
Nazi Germany?
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Your son is part of a class
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that lost their
pajama-day privilege, correct.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but I don't think it's safe
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for Eric to not wear his pajamas
on pajama day.
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He could die.
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Well, I've already made
my decision, and it's final.
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Well, I'm not really sure
where you get off
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telling me what my son
can and can't wear.
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What do you think
about that?
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Yeah, get him, Mom!
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Tell him to **** off!
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In fact,
I think you can **** off.
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Ms. Cartman if you are worried
about your son's safety,
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then perhaps you should just
keep him home for pajama day.
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Uh, I can just keep him home
on pajama day?
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No, I can't stay home
because you have to go to work
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because ****ing Matt Damon
told you fortune favors the brave
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and now you lost
all your ****ing money!
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Matt Damon told me
fortune favors the brave,
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and I lost
all my ****ing money!
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I'm sorry?
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I am going rally
all the parents,
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and I am going
to the press!
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If my son can't wear
his pajamas to school,
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then no kids are going to wear
their pajamas to school!
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****, yes, Mom,
that was ****ing sweet!
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Wait, no, I want to wear
my ****ing pajamas to school!
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You ****ed it up, Mom!
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Tom, guten tag and Heil
Hitler.
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Apparently,
we are living in Nazi Germany.
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The elementary school behind me
is telling some students
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they can't wear their pajamas
to pajama day.
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The principal of the school
says the students
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are being reprimanded
for bad behavior.
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But many parents
are left wondering...
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Speaks German...
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The school's mandate
has caused a backlash
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with members of the community
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who are now wearing their
pajamas to work in protest!
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Pajama time!
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Whoo!
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Pajama time!
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♪ Snuggle, snuggle, snuggle ♪
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♪ When the sun goes down ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ At the end of the day ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ When I've played my game ♪
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♪ What time is it?
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♪ And I've put them away ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ There's one thing
I need to ask you ♪
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♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
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♪ What time time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ When my dinner's done ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ And I'm in for the night ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ When I've had my fun ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Before you turn out
the light ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ There's one thing
I need to ask you ♪
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- ♪ What, what, what, what time is it? ♪
- I've got my jammies on!
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
- We've got our jammies on!
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♪ What time is it?
Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ When I start to yawn ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ And you get that look,
and you get that look ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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- ♪ Well, there's one thing I need to ask you ♪
- Making a difference can be fun!
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♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it?
Pajama time ♪
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it?
Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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- Testaburger!
- Oh! ****.
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I need to
talk to you now!
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- Yes?
- Miss Testaburger...
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I need you
to get me out of this.
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Sir?
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I made a tactical decision.
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Now if I go back and say
maybe I was wrong, I look weak.
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- Well, Mr. Principal, if you just...
- Zip it!
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I need you
to get everyone in your class
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to work together and have
Mr. Garrison come to me
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saying your pajama day
should be reinstated.
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You get the girls and the boys
to work together.
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This is your problem now,
Testaburger.
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Hey, guys...
I just wanna say
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I'm really proud
to be a part of this office.
248
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Wearing our pajamas shows
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that we care
about those school kids...
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That we care
about other people.
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South Park Realtors!
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South Park Realtors!
253
00:10:44,762 --> 00:10:46,439
Hey, guys...
Sorry I'm a little late.
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Got a flat tire
on the interstate.
255
00:10:48,354 --> 00:10:49,714
What's the latest news?
256
00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:53,173
What's going on, Mike?
257
00:10:53,258 --> 00:10:54,667
Well, what do you mean?
258
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:57,551
You're not wearing...
pajamas.
259
00:10:57,636 --> 00:11:01,789
Oh... yeah... I-I didn't really
wanna wear pajamas.
260
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,624
We're all wearing pajamas.
261
00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:07,004
Yeah, I just didn't want to
with the rain and slush outside.
262
00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:10,206
It just... didn't make any sense
to wear pajamas.
263
00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:13,191
Uh, Mike, we're trying to do
the right thing,
264
00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:16,182
and it only works
if we all wear pajamas.
265
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,550
Well, you can't force me
to wear pajamas.
266
00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:20,276
What is this,
Nazi Germany?
267
00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:22,571
We aren't telling you
to wear pajamas...
268
00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:25,283
But I'm pretty sure
the sign right here on the door
269
00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:27,703
says you have to wear pajamas!
270
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,854
Hey, Mike,
just put on some pajamas.
271
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:30,964
It's not a big deal.
272
00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:32,393
Good.
If it's not a big deal
273
00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,472
then I'll choose
not to wear pajamas.
274
00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:38,940
You redneck, gun toting
piece of shit.
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00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:41,128
Ladies and gentlemen.
276
00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:43,173
We have been at war
for too long.
277
00:11:43,491 --> 00:11:45,700
Yesterday, Wendy Testaburger
came to me
278
00:11:45,785 --> 00:11:47,870
and said we need to get
the boys and girls together
279
00:11:47,955 --> 00:11:49,817
to find a solution
for pajama day.
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00:11:49,902 --> 00:11:51,979
I was delighted.
281
00:11:52,939 --> 00:11:54,939
We must put
our differences aside,
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00:11:55,032 --> 00:11:56,878
because we all want one thing.
283
00:11:56,963 --> 00:12:00,643
The right to be in our jam jams
this Friday all cozy wozy.
284
00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:02,214
It's comfy womfy.
285
00:12:02,299 --> 00:12:03,961
Comfy womfy, cozy wozy,
286
00:12:04,046 --> 00:12:05,672
the point is
we are getting ****ed
287
00:12:05,757 --> 00:12:07,839
We all have to be
on the same page, here.
288
00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:09,711
That's right.
We need all of us.
289
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,948
Boys and girls working together.
290
00:12:14,439 --> 00:12:17,276
And so together,
what are we going to do?
291
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,925
We could shoot up
the school!
292
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,157
Shoot up the school, nice.
293
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,325
It's just done a lot.
294
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,743
Anything a little more original?
295
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,620
We burn down the cafeteria?
296
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,039
We smear human shit
on all the windows?
297
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,075
We apologize.
298
00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:34,502
You guys want a chance
to save pajama day?
299
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,308
Then join us in telling
Mr. Garrison we're all sorry.
300
00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:40,050
We didn't ****ing
do anything.
301
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,308
At school tomorrow we all tell
Mr. Garrison he was right
302
00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:44,972
and that we've been
terrible students.
303
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,081
That we weren't listening
304
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,019
and that he deserves
to be angry with us.
305
00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:49,518
We tell him how much we care
306
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,395
and that we want to see him more
as a human being
307
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,722
than just a teacher.
308
00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:54,722
That is just the kind
of manipulative,
309
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,108
psychotic thinking
that we needed.
310
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,527
We can do this!
We just have to be brave.
311
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,597
But not too brave or else
Matt Damon will come
312
00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:01,488
and take all our money.
313
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,684
Alright, dude, can we lay off
the Matt Damon jokes, please?
314
00:13:03,768 --> 00:13:05,018
They're just getting old.
315
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,480
Tom, warm up the wienerschnitzel
and put on your lederhosen
316
00:13:08,565 --> 00:13:10,410
because now people
are being told
317
00:13:10,495 --> 00:13:12,666
to stop making Matt Damon jokes.
318
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,707
Opponents are claiming
that the jokes are already tired
319
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,886
and Matt Damon had every right
to make a Bitcoin commercial,
320
00:13:19,081 --> 00:13:20,924
so the jokes need to stop.
321
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:24,970
All we can say is...
Speaks German...
322
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,140
Cuz it's gettin' real
Nazi Germany up in here.
323
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,683
Back to you, Tom.
324
00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:32,746
This is totally ridiculous.
You know that, right?
325
00:13:32,831 --> 00:13:35,066
I'm sorry, sir,
but we aren't seating anyone
326
00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:36,325
who isn't wearing their pajamas.
327
00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:39,082
Please, ma'am, I just want
to sit down and eat.
328
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:42,065
I understand, but the management
prefers that everyone inside
329
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,238
be nice and comfy womfy.
330
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,707
So I have to be comfy wumfy
331
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,433
to get a
Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?
332
00:13:46,518 --> 00:13:48,448
Sir, I'm just the hostess here.
333
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:51,066
If you prefer, you only need
to wear your pajamas to get in.
334
00:13:51,151 --> 00:13:52,411
You don't have to wear them
at your table
335
00:13:52,495 --> 00:13:53,402
while you're actively eating.
336
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,292
So it's ok
if we put on our pajamas,
337
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,387
walk through the whole
restaurant to the table,
338
00:13:57,472 --> 00:13:59,004
and then take our pajamas off.
339
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,120
What is the ****ing point?!
340
00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:07,483
What seems to be
the problem here?
341
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,324
Oh, I see!
342
00:14:09,409 --> 00:14:12,518
Speaking German...
343
00:14:20,706 --> 00:14:24,112
Remember... no matter how angry
he is, tell him he's right.
344
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,203
Good morning, class!
345
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,580
♪ Good mornin'!
Good mornin! ♪
346
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,457
♪ Good mornin', good morning' ♪
347
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,237
♪ To you and you
and you and you! ♪
348
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,331
So... how are you guys?
349
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:46,511
You're probably wondering
how things are with Rick.
350
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,917
I just flat out told him
that Marcus was still calling me
351
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:51,340
and you know what Rick said?
352
00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:55,051
He said, "If you're not over
Marcus, then take some time.
353
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:56,207
I'll be here."
354
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:59,022
Is that not the sweetest thing
you've ever heard?
355
00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:02,097
I called him back
like three minutes later
356
00:15:02,182 --> 00:15:05,476
and I said, "I don't need time.
I need you."
357
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,613
I said, "Can I just come over?"
358
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,368
And the way he held me
when I got to his house,
359
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:16,714
it was like,
"Ohhh, this is security."
360
00:15:16,823 --> 00:15:19,960
And then later on
when we were in bed,
361
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,410
I'd had my head on his chest,
362
00:15:22,495 --> 00:15:24,381
and I was just playing with his
chest hairs a little bit,
363
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,651
and I said...
364
00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:28,128
Excuse me, Butters,
are you paying attention?
365
00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,803
Could somebody wake Butters up,
please?
366
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,473
Dude!
Wuh huh huh?! Yes?!
367
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,642
I'm sorry, Butters,
am I boring you?
368
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,081
Uh, no, sir!
369
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,637
Okay, well, then maybe you can
tell me what Rick said
370
00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:41,307
when I told him about Marcus?!
371
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:43,683
Uh... huh... He...
372
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:47,964
Anybody? Does anyone know
what I said when Rick held me tight?!
373
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:49,677
"This is..."
374
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:51,952
"This is really nice"?
375
00:15:52,037 --> 00:15:53,830
"This is security!"
376
00:15:53,915 --> 00:15:55,666
None of you
are paying attention!
377
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:57,794
None of you know the answers,
do you!
378
00:15:57,879 --> 00:15:59,097
What's going on, students?!
379
00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:01,370
Aw, God dammit!
380
00:16:06,136 --> 00:16:10,015
Jesus, I've never seen
so many arrests in one day!
381
00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:13,435
Sir, we got another one.
But she's wearing pajamas.
382
00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,660
Yeah but she was caught shitting
on the car
383
00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,301
of a guy who wasn't
wearing pajamas.
384
00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:19,636
That's right,
and I'd do it again.
385
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,714
Alright, put her in
with the others.
386
00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:24,659
Hey, don't put that pajama
wearing slut in here with us!
387
00:16:24,744 --> 00:16:26,534
Chief, they're asking
for your assistance
388
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,229
- down on Brighton Street.
- What now?
389
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:30,143
Looks like we got
a domestic dispute.
390
00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:32,214
Oh, finally something normal!
391
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,776
I told her
I just wanna go to bed!
392
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,572
If you're not gonna let me
go to bed
393
00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:38,777
then I'm calling the police!
394
00:16:38,861 --> 00:16:40,112
He's just gonna go to bed
395
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,504
wearing the clothes he wore
all day!
396
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,793
I don't want to sleep
in that filth!
397
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,893
Well, I don't have
to wear pajamas!
398
00:16:45,996 --> 00:16:47,872
Okay, Mr. Billings, but...
399
00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:50,751
you have to understand,
it is bedtime.
400
00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:51,892
So what?
401
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,759
Well,
you should just understand
402
00:16:53,851 --> 00:16:55,214
where your wife is coming from.
403
00:16:55,299 --> 00:16:57,634
If anytime makes sense
to wear pajamas,
404
00:16:57,719 --> 00:17:00,456
it would be as you're going
to sleep at night.
405
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:04,214
I don't care what time of day it is,
I don't ever wear pajamas!
406
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:05,503
Alright, alright, listen.
407
00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,487
What if you were on
a ski vacation.
408
00:17:07,572 --> 00:17:11,534
Hmm? A nice, cozy condo after
a long day hitting the slopes.
409
00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:14,246
The fire is crackling.
You've got a cup of cocoa.
410
00:17:14,331 --> 00:17:16,464
You're telling me
you wouldn't wear pajamas then?
411
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:18,245
No! I wouldn't wear pajamas!
412
00:17:18,358 --> 00:17:21,957
You would beg me for pajamas
if we had a condo and cocoa!
413
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,612
No, I wouldn't!
No, I wouldn't!
414
00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:26,425
Alright, alright,
is there any way the two of you
415
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,581
can go to sleep tonight
in this house together?
416
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:31,339
He's not getting in bed
in his clothes.
417
00:17:31,439 --> 00:17:34,226
Okay, then you can just come
sleep downtown at the station.
418
00:17:34,311 --> 00:17:35,378
Take her in, boys.
419
00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:36,612
What?!
420
00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:39,761
- Oh, my God!
- Ha ha! Bye bye!
421
00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:42,143
They're arresting people in pajamas!
422
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,605
What is this, Nazi Germany?!
423
00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:48,273
Take him in, too!
424
00:17:49,932 --> 00:17:53,284
Arrest those people
and all of those people!
425
00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:58,784
This whole town is a powder keg
about to go off.
426
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,362
And tomorrow is pajama day.
427
00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:05,440
Polka music plays...
428
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:19,330
Tom...
Speaking German...
429
00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:40,640
Back to you, Tom!
430
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:46,500
Speaking German...
431
00:18:49,974 --> 00:18:52,434
What the ****, bro?
432
00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,467
You wanted to see me, sir?
433
00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:57,960
Bro...
What am I supposed to do?
434
00:19:06,222 --> 00:19:07,932
Do you know
what a principle is?
435
00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:12,960
A principle is something that
you see as a fundamental truth.
436
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:17,022
You do something that you think
is right out of principle!
437
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:21,805
That's why
I wanted to be principal.
438
00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:28,869
Tell your class
they can run back home
439
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:30,234
and put on their pajamas.
440
00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:32,930
I'll hand in my resignation
this afternoon.
441
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,195
Sir, maybe people won't lose
respect for you
442
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280
if you change your mind.
443
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,588
Saying you were wrong
444
00:19:39,673 --> 00:19:41,836
is sometimes the strongest thing
you can do.
445
00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:45,539
You're totally wrong
about that.
446
00:19:45,674 --> 00:19:48,484
When all these people see
I caved in to their insults
447
00:19:48,569 --> 00:19:51,367
and their offensive
World War II comparisons,
448
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,258
I'll be done.
449
00:19:53,702 --> 00:19:57,078
Then we can't put on our pajamas.
Out of principle.
450
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,437
The kids will be ok.
451
00:19:58,522 --> 00:20:01,024
At least we still have
opposite day to look forward to.
452
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:02,656
No, you... Wait.
453
00:20:02,741 --> 00:20:03,908
What did you say?
454
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:05,327
I said we'll be ok.
455
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,680
No, what day is opposite day
at school?
456
00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:09,531
It's always the second Friday
in March.
457
00:20:09,616 --> 00:20:11,648
Testaburger! That's it!
458
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:16,422
Attention all students,
this is your principal.
459
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,539
I need to inform you
that a mistake has been made.
460
00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:21,422
Mr. Mackey, your counselor,
461
00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:22,812
totally screwed up
the calendar.
462
00:20:22,897 --> 00:20:26,233
Today is not pajama day.
It is in fact opposite day.
463
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,547
So we will be having breakfast
for lunch in the cafeteria,
464
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:33,765
and anything else
you've been told to do,
465
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:35,523
you can now do the opposite.
466
00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:37,336
****, yes,
it's opposite day!
467
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,238
Yay!
468
00:20:41,592 --> 00:20:43,385
♪ Pajama time ♪
469
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:46,133
- ♪ When the sun goes down... ♪
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
470
00:20:46,218 --> 00:20:48,367
- ♪ At the end of the day... ♪
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
471
00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:50,898
- ♪ When I play my games... ♪
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
472
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,265
- ♪ And I put them away... ♪
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
473
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:56,037
♪ There's one thing
I need to ask you ♪
474
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,422
- ♪ What, what, what...
- ♪ What time is it?
475
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,492
♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
476
00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:02,976
- ♪ What time is it? ♪
- ♪ Pajama time ♪
477
00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:06,290
Hey, Frank!
It looks like its over!
478
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:08,274
The school said the kids
can wear what they want
479
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,828
because it's opposite day.
480
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,187
It's opposite day?
481
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:13,654
Well, shit, we gotta go put
some normal clothes on!
482
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:14,948
Aw, how come?
483
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,852
Because we are people
who believe very strongly
484
00:21:17,937 --> 00:21:19,618
in wearing pajamas
to the workplace.
485
00:21:19,703 --> 00:21:21,597
If we're wearing pajamas
on opposite day,
486
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,140
that means we don't normally
wear pajamas
487
00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:24,976
and we're douchebags like Mike!
488
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,531
Alright, you can all go home.
It's opposite day.
489
00:21:28,616 --> 00:21:30,470
Oh. Then should I be
wearing pajamas?
490
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,351
I don't know what to wear now.
491
00:21:32,436 --> 00:21:34,024
You can't make me
wear pajamas!
492
00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:35,193
- ♪ Whoo! ♪
- That's fine.
493
00:21:35,278 --> 00:21:36,734
You can all wear
whatever you want
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as long as it covers
your dick and tits.
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You can't make me cover
my dick and tits!
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