All language subtitles for Graduaventage

Hello, how are you doing?

Ben.

Everyone is waiting.

All right, all right, just give me a
minute.

Don't take too long.

Some of our guests have come all the way
from Polo Del Mar.

Pop, that's only 15 minutes away from
here.

Polo Del Mar, Mexico.

What's wrong, Ben? You look worried.

Well, I guess I'm just...

Thinking about my future.

Boy?

Boy?

There you are.

Come on, let's shake a leg.

Come on.

Come on, go.

Welcome, everybody.

Thank you for coming.

Benji, I can't believe it's been four
years.

You know, I still think of you as that
little boy who used to smack his balls

into my yard.

Welcome home.

Thank you, Mr. Robinson.

Excuse me.

There he is, the scholar of Encino.

Tell me, that little orange number in
the driveway, is that yours?

It's his graduation present.

It's my graduation present.

It's important. We call it the Puntang
Magnet. Pop, please.

Ben, let me speak to you.

It's important.

I have one word to say to you.

Plastic novelties.

That's two words, Mr. Breverman.

Don't be fresh, son.

I'm revealing the future to you like
Carnac the Magnificent.

So the future is plastic novelty.

That's right.

Listen, pretty soon, every woman's going
to want to have her very own plastic

violin.

Oh, I see.

You can go to the bank on it.

Yes, sir.

To the bank, sir.

With two speeds, slow and fast. Kind of
like the engine on your... Puntang

Magnet. You read me?

Puring Puntang Magnet. Yes, sir.

Loud and clear, sir.

Excuse me. All right.

Yeah, my family had a...

Oh God.

Oh God. Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh God. Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Perhaps you should have joined the
priesthood instead of the Ivy League,

Benjamin.

Mrs.

Robinson. You've grown.

Are you looking for the bathroom?
Because it's right down the hall. No, I

what I was looking for. A little peace
and quiet.

You look upset.

Well, I'm a bit overwhelmed.

You should feel quite comfortable in
your old room.

Well, you can't go home again.

Where do you think you are then,
Benjamin?

Oh, I was just quoting Thomas Wolfe.

What did you major in?

World literature.

Oh, like Jacqueline Suzanne.

No, deeper.

Yes, deeper.

Well, I mean, important literature with
big meanings and metaphors.

Metaphors?

Perhaps like an aquarium that stands for
the...

suffocation of the soul and the
inability to remove oneself from a dire

predicament, which is crystal clear to
those from the outside.

Oh, no, no, that would be too obvious.

Not to mention highly pretentious.

I need you to give me a ride, Benjamin.

I don't want to drive.

I like a man behind the wheel.

You're a man now, right?

I think you just ran a red light.

I'm just having a little hard time
concentrating.

You mean you're worried about your
future?

In a manner of speaking, yes.

Almost there.

You have no idea.

I like your car. It's sort of...

Poon -tang magnet, like my pop would
say.

I was going to say, it's a smooth ride
for such a... I don't know, whatever it

is.

Well, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Robinson. I
didn't mean to offend you. That was

rude. I apologize.

Don't give it another thought.

My parents got it for me as a graduation
gift.

Oh, you don't say.

Here you are.

Safe and sound.

Good night, Mrs. Robinson.

Well, stay, Benjamin.

Have a nightcap.

Oh, I really have to go.

What's your poison?

Scotch.

Funny, you look like a bourbon man.

You know, on second thought, Mrs.
Robinson, I'll take a rain check on the

but I thank you. That's very kind.

I should probably... Benjamin, do me a
favor and unzip my dress.

It's hard for me to reach.

I can't do that, Mrs. Robinson.

I've told you you're a great athlete in
school. Did you damage your fingers

somehow? No, I mean it wouldn't be
right.

Of course it's all right. Don't be
silly.

Benjamin.

There you go.

And this bra.

It's such a bother.

You don't mind, do you?

No.

You do know how to unhook a woman's
brasier, don't you?

Yes, of course. Of course.

Right.

What's the matter, Benjamin?

You're trying to seduce me, Mrs.
Robinson.

Aren't you?

No, I hadn't thought of it. What on
earth would make you say that?

Just a wild hunch.

You're letting your imagination get the
best of you, Benjamin.

Oh, Mr. Robinson, please forgive me.
I've made a terrible fool of myself.

I should really go.

Oh, Benjamin, would you be a dear and
apply some lotion?

My skin gets terribly dry this time of
year.

What?

I'm going to get going, Mr. Robinson.

It's in Elaine's room.

Are you absolutely sure you're not
trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?

Nonsense. You're half my age.

Elaine.

You haven't seen her since junior high.

She's beautiful.

As innocent as she's beautiful.

I intend to keep her that way.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, good evening, Mr. Robinson.

Freshen that up for you?

I really have to go. Ice.

Okay.

Benjamin was kind enough to give me a
ride.

No, I swear.

Home from the party.

Exactly.

Benjamin was just leaving, weren't you,
Benjamin?

Yes, so thank you, Mr. Robinson. Thank
you, Mrs. Robinson, for your

I'll go now.

Take it from me, Ben.

You need to relax a little bit before
you leap into the great big world of

responsibility.

Have a few flings.

Sow a few wild oats.

Yes, sir. Sow the wild oats.

I bet he's quite the ladies' man, dear.

Don't you think?

Yes, indeed.

Drink up, Benjamin.

It's strong.

Traveling away on a path that I never
wanted to have a deal.

Now I'm in a show that we didn't even
know was over.

We've been in line.

It's been so long.

Broke down the line.

I'm there.

There'll be plenty tomorrow, I swear.

Would you fall down?

Would you cry?

I love you.

I love you.

Mmm.

Fuck me.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Thank you.

Have any of you guys seen Parker?

Parker! You talking about Parker
Cameron?

Yes, he's the only Parker here, but you
already knew that.

Rack him again, dude. I'll be right
back.

Rack him on the rack.

Thanks for the help, gentlemen.

I guess I'll just find him myself.

Hey, Parker, your boyfriend's here.

Oh, Elaine, it's great to see you. What
brings you here?

Aren't you going to invite me in?

Of course I am, of course.

Come in, come in.

It's so great to see you. I'm wondering
what brings you to this side of campus.

Do I need a reason? I just thought you'd
be glad to see me, that's all.

Well, of course I'm happy to see you.
It's wonderful, but actually... I have

go to the bathroom.

I actually... What you need is quite a
proper kiss,

that's all.

No, what I really need is to go to the
little girls' room.

Actually, no. Actually, no. You don't
want to go in there.

I don't think you do. No, you do not
want to.

What on earth are you doing?

Contact line?

Is the special guest ready?

Can we please talk about this in private
for a minute, Dad?

Hurry out here, boy, before you turn 22
years old. Come on.

All right, everybody, attention.

Attention. Attention.

I'd like to present to you the winner of
the Thurston Howell III Intramural

Sports Award.

the Rings Fellowship, and the coveted
Fishbine Scholarship for Outstanding

Scholastic Achievement, Benjamin
Bradcock.

Doesn't he look great?

The scuba outfit is our birthday
present.

Yeah, when I was 12.

Waste not, want not, boy.

up the bench.

Here you go, Benji. Your keys are in the
pool.

I want to see you go down again, Ben.

Double for you, Murray.

Hello.

Mrs. Robinson.

Benjamin. Well, gee, I sure am glad you
picked up the phone.

My pen just ran out of ink.

Yes, I'm at the Royal Crown on Sunset
Boulevard.

I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to
join me for a drink?

Well, that sounds fun.

Benjamin.

Mrs. Robinson?

Benjamin?

Are you here for an affair, sir? What?

The Shriner's affair. It's a perennial
thing like daffodils.

Oh, I'd just like a room, please.

Would that be for the quarter hour, for
a half hour, for a full hour?

Don't you rent anything for the entire
evening?

Oh, of course, sir. We have our
honeymoon suite. Well, then I'll take

the hour, then.

Although we... I'll probably need a
little more time than that.

American Express?

Discover?

Sorry, no, sir.

Visa?

MasterCard? Traveler's check?

Best Buy gift card?

This is a cash -only establishment, sir.
It'll be $65.

Of course it is.

Oh, plus 12 .5 % state tax.

And $10 for turndown service.

Oh, and $16 .50 for the piñata.

The piñata.

It is the honeymoon sweet, sir.

Would you please sign the registry,
Mr... Tilke.

You know, Mr.

Rumpelstilke, you're a keeper.

Thank you.

Benjamin, what kind of woman do you take
me for?

Why, a very...

Desirable and attractive woman, Mrs.
Robinson. Why would you bring a

attractive woman to a horrible rat's
nest like this?

Well, nice hotels are really expensive,
and I don't even have a summer job.

Well, you do now.

Next time, I'll treat.

Provided you live up to expectations.

Now, be a dear and get me a hanger.

Wood or wire, they have both.

I always prefer wood.

Definitely wood. Definitely wood.

Oh,

I'm sorry.

It's okay, Mrs. Robinson. I'm just...
I'm very nervous, and...

I don't know what you want me to do.

Just watch for now.

Do what comes naturally.

You're not wearing any panties, Mrs.
Robinson.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Christ.

Oh, God.

Oh, Christ.

Mrs. Robinson, I can't do this.

What would my parents say?

What would your husband say?

He told you to spill some wild oats and
have a fling, didn't he?

Yes, but surely he didn't mean with my
chap and your wheat.

Benjamin, can I ask you a question?

Certainly.

Are you a virgin?

Well, that's a gasp. That's a huge
laugh. Why would you say something like

to me?

Just a wild hunch.

Thank you.

Well, well.

Look at the lazy wise guy.

Are you going to spend the whole summer
sipping on gin and frescas and working

on your tan, or are you going to make
something of yourself?

Pop, I just graduated a week ago.

Excuses, excuses, flyboy.

You need to stop planning for the
future. A wife, a family.

Now, I happen to know for a fact that
Elaine Robinson is coming down from

Berkeley this summer. I want you to take
her out.

That's not good.

Not profound.

So you take some shit up the ground.

And just now, Never tell.

Beg me to watch your fingers.

Want to be your own special friend.

Here's a tip for your future love.

Something you should know.

I'm taking out Elaine.

My parents set it up. I had nothing to
do with it. No, Benjamin.

If not, I'll take out Elaine. Do you
understand me?

Yes, yes. I think you've made your
point.

I don't know.

What am I doing?

Wait, wait, wait.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I feel it. I don't have to fucking look
at it.

Can I rub your clue? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah,

yeah.

Yeah,

let me feel all that fucking cock then.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Like that? Yes, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

with a dick in my ass.

Squeeze my balls.

Yeah, squeeze them hard.

Your date's here!

Hello Elaine.

Hello Benjamin.

Let me press the network for you, dear.

Now kids, I want you to have fun. Off
you go.

But be careful, sweetie.

Ben's a real ladies' man.

foreign foreign

Why on earth did you bring me to a place
like this? Oh, you're going to love it.

It's the best floor show in town.

The best whorehouse in town?

Well, yeah, that too, probably.

I could barely breathe in here.

Oh, here.

Have some of this drink. It'll help your
throat.

Gee whiz, would you look at her.

That girl's got talent.

I think she was in my 12th grade biology
class.

So, you just graduated, right?

Uh -huh. What are you going to do now?

I'm going to order two more rounds.

No, I mean, it's your future.

I'm going to find a hotel that accepts
my dad's American Express card. I don't

understand why the hell everyone's so
concerned with my damn future.

I'm getting dizzy.

Dizzy Lizzy. Dizzy Lizzy. That's what
Lizzy left with.

Say, Liz.

Say.

Oh, long time no see.

Um... Bev Bradcock?

From Great Biology?

Oh, right, of course, yeah.

Benny.

Benny?

She means Benji. Benji. But it's just
Benjamin now, Liz.

Uh -huh.

Hey, listen.

My set's almost over.

Why don't you come into the back and
we'll catch up on old times.

Old times?

It smells in here.

The maid's day off, honey.

Oh.

So, Benjamin, what have you been up to?

I just graduated from Harvard. Summa cum
laude.

No kidding.

Cum laude -er, huh?

So do I.

First date?

Last one, too. Parents fix us up.

I'll bet she's still a virgin.

You're still a virgin, honey.

No, I'm a freshman. I go to Berkeley.

Does that hurt when you do that?

Only when I breastfeed.

Well, you don't have a pair of knockers
like Lizzie here, but try one on. It

might fit.

Benjamin Bradcock, you wouldn't catch me
dead in an awful thing like that.

Your date here, Benji. Elaine.

Elaine.

She sounds like a real prude.

I'm not a prude. I'm a liberated woman.

I'm just not a... Just not a what?

Just not a whore?

Unsophisticated is the word, I think.

You think?

She thinks.

Just what do you think about, Elaine?

I don't think about things I don't think
about.

Benjamin, let's get out of here.

What's the rush?

Wait, Elaine.

Elaine. Hey.

Hey, the lady.

Of course.

Here you go.

You look great.

Pick it up.

Pick it up.

I like an audience

Yeah, I

know my girl

Ah.

You like dirty little horns, don't you?

You like to bounce, huh?

I like to bounce, too.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

my God. Fuck you.

Fuck you, bitch.

Oh, my God.

No.

You let me down. You let me down. Come
on.

Come on.

I'm coming.

You let me down. You let me down.

You let me down.

Carter, come on, get your fucking stuff.

Yes, I love that.

Get your fucking stuff.

Get your fucking stuff.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Thank you.

UGH!

Hey, she comes again and again

When rivers run and dreams feel no pain

She will come again

Until she is satisfied within

She comes again Her body's restless She
won't sleep

tonight She comes again

And she will take you through the night

But

soon

She must go.

The morning comes as the night turns
old.

Hey, she comes again.

She'll leave for now, but she'll return.

I don't want you to ever see her again,
do you hear me? I can make this very

uncomfortable for you.

I'd say it's gotten uncomfortable
enough, wouldn't you?

To keep you away from my daughter, I'm
prepared to tell Elaine everything.

What, even the fact that my thumb up
your ass makes you climax harder?

Are you mentally retarded, Benjamin?

Well, gee, you know, sometimes, Mrs.
Robinson, I wonder if life would be

if I was.

I can't believe you would do something
like that.

Try me.

Ben, what are you doing here?

Probably about to make a much bigger
mistake than majoring in world

I think.

What in heaven's name are you talking
about?

Remember what I told you about during
the montage?

What, about that silly affair with the
married woman?

Bingo.

That doesn't matter to me at all,
sweetheart. That's all in the past.

Wait. You pwned my boyfriend?

You?

You had sex with my mom?

Elaine, I'm so sorry, and I can explain
everything, okay? It's not what you

think. Get out!

Please. Get out!

They're an ignorant prick.

And you're a world -class cunt, Mrs.
Robinson.

A world -class cunt!

Yes, I was, but why do you care?

I left something on that thing right
there.

Could you throw it back to me?

Are you out of your fu -

Thank you.

Thank you.

Cause it's like talking to a monkey's
back. Yes, I was, but why

do you hate it?

I have some pain on that thing.

What pain?

Do you need diet?

Could you throw?

It's a goldfish, sir. Well, I can assure
you it's not going to be a problem.

Where does it go to the bathroom?

In the bowl.

What do you do with the water?

I clean it out every couple of days.

Where do you throw it?

I don't want you to throw it in my sink,
and I certainly don't want you to throw

it anywhere in my place or in my land.
Go to the next door neighbor or the park

across the street and dump the water.
You promise?

I promise, sir. No animals and no women
in the room.

Okay. But the goldfish is fine.

Thank you, sir. Okay. I

think

your hubby loves his putter a bit too
much, if you know what I mean.

Spending so much time on the fairway
isn't so fair to you.

That's sweet, but Murray has his games
and I have mine.

What do you mean?

We're both adults here.

I don't think I even want to know what
you're talking about.

We live in the suburbs, not a jungle.

Mary, and you act like it's still 1952.

What exactly are you talking about?

Fun.

Fun? The kind of fun that you consenting
adults have in the privacy of their own

backyard after a few cocktails kind of
fun.

Marion, don't get your knickers all in a
bunch.

Leave my knickers out of this.

I really wish you would.

Stop. You're embarrassing me.

I'm not an elite bit embarrassed.

I don't know.

I bet

you want to escape this doctor

Rub your legs together rub your legs
together

Here, spread your legs.

Oh,

that's

so pretty.

You're a whore.

Put your knees together.

Oh, show me that funny little pussy.

Spanking on that naughty little pussy?

Beg me for it.

What? Spank me. Oh, please spank me.

I'm fucking right.

I'm fucking right.

I'm fucking right.

Take a taste.

Yeah. Is that what you want? Yeah.

I don't know how I deserve it.

Stick

that

tongue up in there.

Oh, fuck.

Is that the best bet you've ever had?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Elaine. I heard you've been looking for
me. Where'd you hear that?

Aside from the janitor, you've asked
everyone on this campus.

How could you do it, Ben?

Elaine, it's not what you think.

Are you going to try to sit there and
tell me that you didn't get my mother

drunk and take advantage of her in the
backseat of your fucking car at the

-in movie theater?

Is that what she told you?

Really? Wow, that's a great story.

First of all, look, I would never do
that.

And secondly, I happen to know that's
where you were conceived.

Okay?

Right smack dab in the middle of a
double bill between House of Wax and

from the Black Lagoon.

How do you know where I was conceived?

Our parents were on a double date that
night.

I love you.

I want to marry you.

Marry me, Elaine.

We could do it tomorrow.

I... I can't.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Squeeze those balls. Squeeze them hard.

Elaine Robinson, open this door
immediately.

Who's that?

It's Parker.

Who's Parker?

The one I told you about during the
montage.

My boyfriend.

What?

Parker. Elaine.

What do you want? How did you know where
to find me?

Seems to me everybody on campus knows
your whereabouts.

And I found it a little bit
inappropriate for you to be in a strange

this late at night.

Ben is not strange. He's an old friend
from our neighborhood, Parker.

Well, not like weird strange. I mean
like stalker strange.

Don't be silly.

He's just helping me study for my
finals, sweetie.

Final? Didn't the semester start just a
couple of days ago?

Yeah.

Haven't you ever heard of a thing called
jumping ahead? It's good to get an

early start.

You should know that.

Just saying my goodbyes, sweetie.

Are you ready to go, Park?

Sure. Okay.

Toodles.

You disgust me, Benjamin Bradcock.

Sir, my wife told me everything.

Every disgusting little detail.

Don't bother denying it.

You've defiled the two things closest to
my heart.

Apparently that's not enough.

I hope you go blind, you lousy
scumbucket.

And another thing.

Stay away from the two of them, or I'll
have you arrested.

Elaine is going to be married in the
morning, and you will die in jail with

hairy palms and blind as a one -eyed
bat.

What?

Married?

Yes?

I want you out of here. What? You
deviant. You communist.

I want you out of here. Well, where will
I go? You and your fish. I want you out

of here. In 30 minutes. You understand
me?

Out!

Out!

Can anyone tell me where Parker's
getting married?

In church, Doc.

I thought he was Jewish.

I thought he was gay.

He is gay.

I can't be getting married. Parker who?
The Parker that's supposed to marry

Elaine Robinson.

Where? Where can I find her? I'm
supposed to be there. Elaine Robinson?

Yes. The one with the really great butt
with the freckle on the left butt cheek?

Yes. Hey, what? How do you... Come on,
guys.

Where do I go? There's a church up the
street, man. You might want to check

there. Big temple.

Can't miss it. How many blocks?

Go out and make a right. Okay. Well,
thanks, fellas. You've been a great

Happy Braille!

Who is that guy?

Do your lawfully wedded husband have to
hold for this day forward?

I do. Do you, Parker Stevenson, take
Elaine Robinson to be your lawfully

wife from this day forward to have him
to hold?

I do.

Now, by the power invested in me, I now
pronounce you man and wife.

You may salute your bride.

Thank you.

Benjamin, I just have one thing to say.

Plastic novelty.

I suppose, but that's just dancing.

So until then, here's a song for
someone.

And I know what you're thinking.

The waiting time and all the things.

The pain can't be that amazing.

It's not.

Oh, how about next time?

It's all thinking to you. When your dick
is in your hand.

The making is wild.

you know