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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:03,550 If you're a fan of this program, you know full well that we've committed 2 00:00:03,550 --> 00:00:07,930 of our episodes to exploring and exploiting the culinary virtues of dry 3 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:10,130 mostly in the Italian style. 4 00:00:10,490 --> 00:00:14,650 Now, what's really interesting about Italian pastas is that the parts list, 5 00:00:14,650 --> 00:00:18,230 ingredients are almost always the same. There's hard -dried wheat, some water. 6 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:21,390 and the occasional leg, and that's pretty much it. 7 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:25,850 What really differentiates all of these pastas is not the ingredient as much as 8 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:30,710 the shape. Each one finely tuned to match, say, a broth or a chunky ragu, 9 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:34,970 butter, cheese, oil, et cetera, and that is all fine. The truth is, noodles and 10 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:38,090 noodle -like devices can hail from other sources. 11 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,970 You just have to know where to look. 12 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:59,450 Truth is, most of the world's noodles are conceived, cooked, and consumed in 13 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:04,350 Asia, where we now know, due to recent archaeological finds, the noodles have 14 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:08,270 been consumed for more than 4 ,000 years, longer than anywhere else on the 15 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:14,750 planet. And the source material for these noodles is just astoundingly 16 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,900 I'd be happy to sell you plans, you know, for your own passageway through 17 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:23,800 center of the earth. The truth is, most of us already have easy access to a 18 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:29,340 plethora of Asian noodles via our local Mega Mart or, of course, our local Asian 19 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,000 grocery, either of which are chock full of... 20 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,660 The first time you poke your head into a well -stocked Asian noodle aisle, you 21 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:50,660 can expect to be a little... intimidated. 22 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:55,300 After all, you could come face -to -face with hundreds of different noodle 23 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:59,960 styles from maybe, I don't know, eight different countries and maybe a dozen 24 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:04,940 different culinary subcultures. You're not going to be able to read most of the 25 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:08,080 packages, the words you can read, you can't pronounce, and the words you can't 26 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,100 pronounce, like say... 27 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:14,660 Stick, thread, noodle, vermicelli probably aren't going to mean anything 28 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:18,740 manufacturers change them up willy -nilly. There's no standardization. 29 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:24,700 The exception would be Japanese noodles. They're usually in English, and they're 30 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:29,700 very standardized, all right? Udon's are udon's, and soba are soba. 31 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,380 Japanese noodles are another show. Today we are going to dive into the far 32 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:38,020 murkier water that is the Chinese noodle, the Vietnamese noodle, the Thai 33 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:41,880 noodle. And when it comes to these, I suggest you forget everything that you 34 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,100 on the package except for the major source. 35 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,040 of starch, which is always going to be in English. It is the law. 36 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,020 And there are going to be three big ones, okay? There are going to be wheat 37 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:55,780 noodles, there are going to be rice noodles, and there are going to be bean 38 00:03:55,780 --> 00:04:00,640 noodles. All right? Now, the wheat noodles will include a majority of the 39 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:06,020 Chinese -style noodles, such as lo mein and ramen. And, yes, those are actually 40 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:09,780 Chinese. More on that later. Now, rice noodles, far more complex. Take a look 41 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:12,660 this package. Look at this. Look at this. All right, now, forget this. 42 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:16,480 this. Forget... That and that tiger, there's no tiger, and that's okay. All 43 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:21,700 need to look for is the word rice, okay? And know that this rice noodle and this 44 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:26,940 rice noodle, this rice noodle, and even these wrappers are all made out of the 45 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:31,660 exact same stuff. In fact, many of these noodles will appear together in the 46 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,660 very same application. 47 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:37,640 We will soon see that. Now, when we're talking about bean -based noodles, we 48 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,460 are, of course, speaking of... 49 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:44,040 Mung beans. Now, most of us are familiar with mung bean sprouts, which are an 50 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,660 excellent source of protein. But the noodles are actually made from the 51 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,660 dried beans. 52 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:55,200 Yes, I'm going to buy something. I always do, don't I? Just don't push me, 53 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:01,940 Thicker bean -based noodles are often referred to as cellophane because they 54 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:04,100 indeed translucent in their dry state. 55 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:06,840 My actual favorites, however, are the bean threads. 56 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,000 Highly versatile, as you'll soon see. 57 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:14,840 Oh, while you're here, you might want to stock up on some Asian noodle allies. 58 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:21,640 For instance, rice wine vinegar, always very, very useful stuff, as is plain old 59 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:26,980 rice wine. But never buy the sweet kind. Always just go for the standard issue. 60 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,460 A couple of oils. 61 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:33,180 Sesame oil, very, very valuable, flavorful stuff. Use that in a lot of 62 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:37,960 well as chili oil. Yeah, it's hot, but it's not too hot. Trust me on that. 63 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:43,400 You are also going to want something that is hot. This is called a sambal. It 64 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,840 a chili garlic paste, really kind of ubiquitous in Asian cuisine. 65 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:54,880 So I thought, I prefer the low -sodium version, but that is completely up to 66 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:59,060 you. Oh, and keep in mind, some of the better brands actually won't have any 67 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:03,560 English on the front label. But that's okay. If you look on the back, it'll 68 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,340 always be there. See, that has to be by law. 69 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:11,020 Big flavor is all, but don't worry, these noodles can take it. My good man, 70 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,680 don't think I'll have anything today. My Asian pantry is already perfectly 71 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,080 stocked. Good day. 72 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:18,620 What a weird... 73 00:06:20,229 --> 00:06:24,170 Unlike wheat -based noodles, which are held together by a protein matrix called 74 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:27,370 gluten, which you're certainly familiar with if you're a fan of this show, 75 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:31,170 noodles from rice, beans, and vegetables are held together by long starch 76 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:32,790 molecules called amylose. 77 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:36,370 Now, when the noodle paste is first formed, these molecules are just kind of 78 00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:42,050 scattered around, like these udon noodles. But as the paste dries, they 79 00:06:42,050 --> 00:06:46,310 a durable, rigid pattern. The process is called retrogradation, and it's also 80 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:49,510 responsible for bread staling. But that's another show. What's really great 81 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,610 about it... amylose -based noodles is that they're highly absorbent and they 82 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:55,490 don't necessarily need to be cooked prior to use. 83 00:06:56,650 --> 00:07:01,010 Two of today's three dishes will be heavily influenced by the flavors of 84 00:07:01,010 --> 00:07:06,650 Sichuan, a region in southwestern China well known for its flagrant use of 85 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:09,230 chilies, ginger, garlic, and sesame. 86 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:13,890 Now, this first dish is one of my favorite fast weeknight dinners, and 87 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:18,250 built upon a bed of bean threads. It is called Mai Sheng Shu. 88 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:21,350 No, I'm not going to tell you what that means. Not yet. 89 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:37,300 Most mung bean noodles or threads come in bundles, usually tied with a piece of 90 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:40,740 dried noodle, and that can actually stay in place during the soaking process. 91 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:45,660 Now, I have three bundles here, which weigh about 1 .5 ounces apiece, and 92 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:48,500 just going to soak them in hot tap water for 20 minutes. 93 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:53,220 While the bean threads soak, we turn to the second component of ma yin shen ju, 94 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,360 a curious meat concoction. 95 00:07:55,840 --> 00:08:00,600 which begins with a marinade composed of two ounces of soy sauce, one tablespoon 96 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:06,640 of rice wine, and one tablespoon of sambal chili paste. Just whisk that 97 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:11,100 in a mixing bowl, along with one teaspoon of cornstarch. 98 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:18,640 The cornstarch will, of course, help to thicken the sauce, but it will also help 99 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,780 it to integrate into the noodle mass to come. 100 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:22,360 There. Now, the meat. 101 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,980 Ten ounces of ground pork. Now, most Mega Marts keep this on hand these days, 102 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,360 but if yours does not, just ask them to grind up some pork butt. That's the 103 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:37,860 shoulder, not the, well, you know. Now, while you're in here, grab four green 104 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:41,539 onions and half a cup of chicken broth or stock, canned, parted, and homemade, 105 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:42,679 all just fine. 106 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:49,580 Thoroughly integrate the meat into the liquid to create a paste, which will 107 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:51,180 marinate for 30 minutes. 108 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:53,580 Now, this is a curious procedure. 109 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,720 Typically, we do not soak ground meat in a liquid, but it's important here 110 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,960 because after the meat absorbs the liquid and the starch, it'll tend to 111 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,460 apart more readily over heat, which is critical to the success of this 112 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:06,460 particular dish. 113 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,460 Once integrated, let that sit at room temperature for 30 minutes. 114 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:15,170 When you're about maybe 10 minutes away, go ahead and snip the soaked noodles 115 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:16,690 into manageable pieces. 116 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:21,810 Originally, they're 15 to 16 inches long. We prefer them 3 to 4. So just use 117 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:25,970 your scissors, cut those up, and then drain them thoroughly, at least 10 118 00:09:25,970 --> 00:09:26,970 minutes. 119 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:35,510 Good. Last but not least, 4 green onions, chopped for a total of 1 1⁄4 120 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:36,510 volume. 121 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:42,020 When there is one minute remaining in the meat marination period, place a 12 122 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:45,420 -inch skillet over the very highest heat you possess. 123 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:52,080 Let that heat for one minute, and then add one tablespoon of canola oil, and 124 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:56,680 just kind of swirl to let that coat. Then in goes the meat. You want to keep 125 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,320 this constantly moving, and I find this wooden spatula is the best tool for the 126 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:04,930 job. Two minutes will go by, and then you can add two -thirds of the green 127 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:09,130 onions. Then continue cooking again on high heat for another two minutes, 128 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:11,150 constantly moving if you please. 129 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:16,550 Once that two minutes is up, drop the heat slightly and introduce half a cup 130 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:21,110 chicken broth. And then allow that to cook for three minutes before dumping in 131 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,890 the thoroughly drained noodles. 132 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,450 And stir to combine. 133 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:30,470 Keep stirring and tossing until the noodles and meat are completely 134 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:34,190 and the noodles have soaked up every bit of liquid in the pan, something they 135 00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:37,950 would not be able to do if they had been soaked in boiling rather than hot 136 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:38,950 water. 137 00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:46,010 Mound onto a platter and serve family style, topped with the rest of the green 138 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:51,090 onions. Now this is easily enough for, say, an entree for four or maybe an 139 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:54,130 opening course for six or one midnight snack. 140 00:10:54,590 --> 00:11:00,090 For me. By the way, ma yi sheng shu means, roughly translated, ants climbing 141 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,890 tree. I kid you not. 142 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:09,130 While most Asian noodles, like these rice sticks and vermicelli, are 143 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:13,330 that is, put through some sort of small nozzle, like the one in this classic toy 144 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:16,870 of my youth, not all starch pastes are treated in this manner. 145 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,470 Rice pastes can be spread thinly, en masse. 146 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,740 steamed and dried to create parchment -like sheets that can be rehydrated and 147 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:28,520 wrapped around a wide array of ingredients to make things like spring 148 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:34,180 which utilize both wrappers and thin noodles. We will begin by soaking five 149 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:40,480 ounces of these thin rice sticks in warm water for 15 minutes. Because like 150 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:45,540 gelatin, the starches here need to hydrate before they can be cooked to 151 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:48,460 tenderness. Of course, gelatin is protein, but you get the point. 152 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:55,410 Fetch from the chill chest a pound of raw shrimp, any size peel on, two medium 153 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:59,270 limes, which will give us the three tablespoons of juice that we require, 154 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:04,710 large carrot, one cucumber in the 10 -ounce range, and a large head of bibb 155 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:07,650 lettuce, from which we will harvest 14 leaves. 156 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:12,330 We're also going to need some herbage, a small head of cilantro, and yes. 157 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:15,890 I do keep that in a water glass covered with a motel -issue disposable shower 158 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:21,590 cap. I also need mint or Thai basil. In either case, we will need three 159 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,370 -quarters of a cup chopped of each. 160 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:29,910 The carrot we can quickly dispatch on the large holes of a box of grater. 161 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:35,460 As for the herbs, they will need to be removed from their stems, at least 162 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:39,140 somewhat, and then chopped. Now, you don't have to make this very pretty, but 163 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:43,020 make sure you use a sharp knife so that you do not bruise the leaves. 164 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:49,180 Now, if for some reason you cannot find Thai basil, that's fine. 165 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,240 Fight the herbs to use regular Italian basil. It is just too strong. You're 166 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,800 better off sticking with the mint. 167 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,040 Thank you. 168 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,460 All right, as for the cucumbers, slice off the end, save this for another 169 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,920 purpose, then split the body into about two -and -a -half -inch sections and 170 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:09,240 perform a roll cut, just peeling off the outer few millimeters of skin, which we 171 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,520 will then cut with a julienne or matchstick cut. 172 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,080 There. 173 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,560 Continue the spring rolls by bringing a half gallon of water to a boil over high 174 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,660 heat in a large saucepan. Now ordinarily I would season this kind of cooking 175 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:36,320 water with salt, but in this case we will use a tablespoon of soy sauce. 176 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:40,950 Now, when the water reaches a full boil, add the shrimp and cook until just 177 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:44,750 firm. It will be one to two minutes, depending upon the shrimp. Then, fish 178 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:48,670 out. Do not dump out this liquid. We're not finished with it. Just fish them out 179 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,110 with your spider and let them cool. 180 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:54,550 Then, drain the noodles, which have soaked, and cut the bunch into 181 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:59,570 lengths. Just three sections should do. And move those into the rapidly boiling 182 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:00,570 stock. 183 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:04,590 There, and those are going to cook for approximately three minutes until just 184 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:07,290 tender. Then drain and allow them to cool. 185 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:11,770 Next, whisk another tablespoon of soy sauce with three tablespoons of the lime 186 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:16,950 juice, one tablespoon of chili paste, and two teaspoons of sugar. Once that is 187 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:20,570 mixed together, introduce the noodles, which will soak up a majority of that 188 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:24,530 liquid. Just mix them with your hands as long as they're clean. Once the shrimp 189 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,670 are cool, peel and chop them into small chunks. 190 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:34,430 And so, everything is gathered for the building of the spring rolls, which 191 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:37,510 should be assembled immediately prior to consumption. 192 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:43,250 As you can see, I have my workstation all organized. So, one rice wrapper goes 193 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:48,290 into warm water, and by that I mean 100 to 110 degrees for 10 seconds. 194 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:50,750 All right, that's enough of that. 195 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,630 Drain thoroughly. 196 00:14:54,089 --> 00:14:56,150 and then place on your work surface. 197 00:14:56,350 --> 00:15:01,150 Time to load. Grab your tongs and use up to a quarter of a cup of the noodles, 198 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:05,010 followed by, say, two tablespoons of the shrimp and another quarter cup of the 199 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:08,910 vegetation. These amounts, of course, depend on whether you like your spring 200 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:12,450 rolls to be on the chubby side or on the thin side. Now, for rolling, just think 201 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:17,770 burrito. Firmly fold over the end and then the side, 202 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:21,310 thusly, and then kind of apply a little... 203 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,680 back pressure as you roll so that it is nice and taut. 204 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:31,460 There. Now, as you wrap, you want to line them up on parchment and cover with 205 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,920 moist towel to keep them from drying out. 206 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:39,200 Now, you can serve spring rolls just as is, but they can get a little sticky, so 207 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:44,120 I prefer to apply a final wrapping of bib lettuce. 208 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,680 Like that. Now, as for a dipping sauce, be a nice idea. 209 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:51,300 Perhaps one -half cup of soy sauce, a quarter cup of rice wine vinegar, two 210 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,840 tablespoons of fresh ginger, finely grated, two tablespoons of green onion 211 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:59,000 chopped, two medium cloves of garlic minced, two teaspoons of sugar, and one 212 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,860 teaspoon of sesame oil, all shaken up in a glass jar. 213 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,460 Completely up to you, though. 214 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:13,120 There is one and only one edible you're guaranteed to find in every room and 215 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,780 every dorm on every college campus in America. 216 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,240 Took me all of 30 seconds to find them. 217 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,840 Ramen noodles. 218 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:26,240 Little did inventor Mamafuku Ando know back in 1958 when he was attempting to 219 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,720 come up with a quick version of a Japanese adaptation of a Chinese wheat 220 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:35,780 in order to supply the people of war -torn Japan a cheap square meal that he 221 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:39,480 in fact creating Gakusei Ryori, a student cuisine. 222 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:44,100 Now the process that Ando worked out involved first cooking the noodles with 223 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,820 water laced with an alkaline salt called Kansui. 224 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,980 which gives the final product a firm texture and yellowish hue. The noodles 225 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:57,000 then dried and then flash -fried. Now, ramen have a shelf life of Godzilla, 226 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,660 thanks to the fact that palm oil, which is as saturated as the liquid fat you 227 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,300 get, is used for the frying. 228 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:07,640 Saturated fats keep really well, but they're not exactly heart -healthy, 229 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:12,880 is why I don't eat ramen very often. And when I do, I toss this salt -lick 230 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,880 flavor pack. 231 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,119 Dude, what? 232 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,470 Well, good afternoon, gentlemen. 233 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:22,050 What? I assume you two are aware of the fact that you've been on double -secret 234 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:24,790 probation since the beginning of the semester. What? Dude. 235 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:31,270 Mm -hmm. I'm also certain that you're aware of our rules against cooking in 236 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:33,110 rooms. Dude. What? 237 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:38,070 Look, guys, I'm going to cut you some slack this time to make this stuff 238 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,930 disappear. What? What? 239 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,550 What's that on your chest? 240 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,060 Pledge pin. A pledge pin? 241 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,720 On your uniform? 242 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:52,280 Dude. Drop right now and give me 20. And maybe, just maybe, I'll forget this 243 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,760 whole stinking rotten incident. 244 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:57,860 Although the standard... 245 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:16,760 Ramen scenario is to serve them as a soup in a broth that has been consumed 246 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,800 a lot of slurping. These curly little guys are actually based on a Chinese 247 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,040 noodle that's often served cold. 248 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:28,140 All right, now my favorite, the classic cold sesame noodle, is easily within the 249 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:33,340 reach of even the most limited pantry. We will begin with four quarts of water 250 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:36,460 in a six -quart pot over high. 251 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:41,820 heat. While that comes to a boil, place four cloves of garlic minced in the work 252 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,480 bowl of your food processor along with two tablespoons of ginger grated. 253 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,980 these ahead of time will prevent the sauce from being too strong. Then two 254 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:53,220 tablespoons of low sodium soy sauce followed by a tablespoon each of black 255 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:59,340 vinegar. You could use Worcestershire sauce. Sesame oil, chili oil, and also 256 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:04,120 brown sugar. And I like to use the darkest brown sugar that I can get my 257 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:09,580 on. There. Now just lid up and process until that just comes together as a 258 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,580 sauce. 259 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:16,140 There. Now add a third of a cup of peanut butter. And by the way, I know 260 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:19,800 you are out there thinking, oh, I'll use all -natural peanut butter and it'll be 261 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:25,360 even better. Well, it won't. We need just plain old smooth Mega Mart E, B, 262 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,360 butter. That's all. 263 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,440 Add the peanut butter to the sauce, lid up, and process. 264 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,960 Give it a few seconds and then slowly drizzle in a quarter of a cup of low 265 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,200 -sodium chicken broth. 266 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:47,620 And when the sauce is smooth, move to the noodles. Place four 2 .1 -ounce 267 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,560 packages, that standard issue of ramen noodles, into the boiling water. Do not 268 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,960 add the flavor packs, please. 269 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:56,180 They'll be done in about one to one -and -a -half minutes. Remember, they're 270 00:19:56,180 --> 00:20:00,120 technically pre -cooked. Then kill the heat and drain thoroughly. 271 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,360 That water we no longer need. 272 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:07,550 Once they're as dry as you can get them, add to the sauce and toss. I suggest 273 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:11,370 you do this while the noodles are warm but not hot. To finish it, all you have 274 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:14,030 to do is garnish with green onion and chopped toasted peanut. 275 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:19,170 I feel I must warn you that given a few hours in the fridge, this dish will 276 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,510 improve considerably. 277 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:21,689 But you know what? 278 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,330 I'm not always interested in having my patients rewarded. 279 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:26,430 What's this? 280 00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:28,210 Did I? 281 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,190 Ugh, bother. 282 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,620 I left the light on. 283 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,760 See you next time. Have a good evening. 27047

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