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If you're a fan of this program, you
know full well that we've committed
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of our episodes to exploring and
exploiting the culinary virtues of dry
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mostly in the Italian style.
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Now, what's really interesting about
Italian pastas is that the parts list,
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ingredients are almost always the same.
There's hard -dried wheat, some water.
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and the occasional leg, and that's
pretty much it.
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What really differentiates all of these
pastas is not the ingredient as much as
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the shape. Each one finely tuned to
match, say, a broth or a chunky ragu,
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butter, cheese, oil, et cetera, and that
is all fine. The truth is, noodles and
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noodle -like devices can hail from other
sources.
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You just have to know where to look.
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Truth is, most of the world's noodles
are conceived, cooked, and consumed in
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Asia, where we now know, due to recent
archaeological finds, the noodles have
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been consumed for more than 4 ,000
years, longer than anywhere else on the
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planet. And the source material for
these noodles is just astoundingly
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I'd be happy to sell you plans, you
know, for your own passageway through
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center of the earth. The truth is, most
of us already have easy access to a
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plethora of Asian noodles via our local
Mega Mart or, of course, our local Asian
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grocery, either of which are chock full
of...
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The first time you poke your head into a
well -stocked Asian noodle aisle, you
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can expect to be a little...
intimidated.
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After all, you could come face -to -face
with hundreds of different noodle
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styles from maybe, I don't know, eight
different countries and maybe a dozen
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different culinary subcultures. You're
not going to be able to read most of the
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packages, the words you can read, you
can't pronounce, and the words you can't
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pronounce, like say...
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Stick, thread, noodle, vermicelli
probably aren't going to mean anything
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manufacturers change them up willy
-nilly. There's no standardization.
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The exception would be Japanese noodles.
They're usually in English, and they're
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very standardized, all right? Udon's are
udon's, and soba are soba.
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Japanese noodles are another show. Today
we are going to dive into the far
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murkier water that is the Chinese
noodle, the Vietnamese noodle, the Thai
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noodle. And when it comes to these, I
suggest you forget everything that you
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on the package except for the major
source.
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of starch, which is always going to be
in English. It is the law.
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And there are going to be three big
ones, okay? There are going to be wheat
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noodles, there are going to be rice
noodles, and there are going to be bean
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noodles. All right? Now, the wheat
noodles will include a majority of the
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Chinese -style noodles, such as lo mein
and ramen. And, yes, those are actually
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Chinese. More on that later. Now, rice
noodles, far more complex. Take a look
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this package. Look at this. Look at
this. All right, now, forget this.
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this. Forget... That and that tiger,
there's no tiger, and that's okay. All
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need to look for is the word rice, okay?
And know that this rice noodle and this
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rice noodle, this rice noodle, and even
these wrappers are all made out of the
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exact same stuff. In fact, many of these
noodles will appear together in the
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very same application.
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We will soon see that. Now, when we're
talking about bean -based noodles, we
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are, of course, speaking of...
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Mung beans. Now, most of us are familiar
with mung bean sprouts, which are an
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excellent source of protein. But the
noodles are actually made from the
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dried beans.
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Yes, I'm going to buy something. I
always do, don't I? Just don't push me,
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Thicker bean -based noodles are often
referred to as cellophane because they
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indeed translucent in their dry state.
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My actual favorites, however, are the
bean threads.
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Highly versatile, as you'll soon see.
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Oh, while you're here, you might want to
stock up on some Asian noodle allies.
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For instance, rice wine vinegar, always
very, very useful stuff, as is plain old
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rice wine. But never buy the sweet kind.
Always just go for the standard issue.
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A couple of oils.
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Sesame oil, very, very valuable,
flavorful stuff. Use that in a lot of
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well as chili oil. Yeah, it's hot, but
it's not too hot. Trust me on that.
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You are also going to want something
that is hot. This is called a sambal. It
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a chili garlic paste, really kind of
ubiquitous in Asian cuisine.
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So I thought, I prefer the low -sodium
version, but that is completely up to
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you. Oh, and keep in mind, some of the
better brands actually won't have any
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English on the front label. But that's
okay. If you look on the back, it'll
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always be there. See, that has to be by
law.
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Big flavor is all, but don't worry,
these noodles can take it. My good man,
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don't think I'll have anything today. My
Asian pantry is already perfectly
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stocked. Good day.
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What a weird...
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Unlike wheat -based noodles, which are
held together by a protein matrix called
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gluten, which you're certainly familiar
with if you're a fan of this show,
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noodles from rice, beans, and vegetables
are held together by long starch
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molecules called amylose.
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Now, when the noodle paste is first
formed, these molecules are just kind of
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scattered around, like these udon
noodles. But as the paste dries, they
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a durable, rigid pattern. The process is
called retrogradation, and it's also
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responsible for bread staling. But
that's another show. What's really great
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about it... amylose -based noodles is
that they're highly absorbent and they
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don't necessarily need to be cooked
prior to use.
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Two of today's three dishes will be
heavily influenced by the flavors of
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Sichuan, a region in southwestern China
well known for its flagrant use of
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chilies, ginger, garlic, and sesame.
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Now, this first dish is one of my
favorite fast weeknight dinners, and
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built upon a bed of bean threads. It is
called Mai Sheng Shu.
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No, I'm not going to tell you what that
means. Not yet.
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Most mung bean noodles or threads come
in bundles, usually tied with a piece of
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dried noodle, and that can actually stay
in place during the soaking process.
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Now, I have three bundles here, which
weigh about 1 .5 ounces apiece, and
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just going to soak them in hot tap water
for 20 minutes.
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While the bean threads soak, we turn to
the second component of ma yin shen ju,
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a curious meat concoction.
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which begins with a marinade composed of
two ounces of soy sauce, one tablespoon
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of rice wine, and one tablespoon of
sambal chili paste. Just whisk that
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in a mixing bowl, along with one
teaspoon of cornstarch.
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The cornstarch will, of course, help to
thicken the sauce, but it will also help
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it to integrate into the noodle mass to
come.
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There. Now, the meat.
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Ten ounces of ground pork. Now, most
Mega Marts keep this on hand these days,
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but if yours does not, just ask them to
grind up some pork butt. That's the
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shoulder, not the, well, you know. Now,
while you're in here, grab four green
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onions and half a cup of chicken broth
or stock, canned, parted, and homemade,
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all just fine.
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Thoroughly integrate the meat into the
liquid to create a paste, which will
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marinate for 30 minutes.
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Now, this is a curious procedure.
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Typically, we do not soak ground meat in
a liquid, but it's important here
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because after the meat absorbs the
liquid and the starch, it'll tend to
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apart more readily over heat, which is
critical to the success of this
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particular dish.
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Once integrated, let that sit at room
temperature for 30 minutes.
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When you're about maybe 10 minutes away,
go ahead and snip the soaked noodles
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into manageable pieces.
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Originally, they're 15 to 16 inches
long. We prefer them 3 to 4. So just use
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your scissors, cut those up, and then
drain them thoroughly, at least 10
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minutes.
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Good. Last but not least, 4 green
onions, chopped for a total of 1 1⁄4
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volume.
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When there is one minute remaining in
the meat marination period, place a 12
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-inch skillet over the very highest heat
you possess.
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Let that heat for one minute, and then
add one tablespoon of canola oil, and
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just kind of swirl to let that coat.
Then in goes the meat. You want to keep
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this constantly moving, and I find this
wooden spatula is the best tool for the
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job. Two minutes will go by, and then
you can add two -thirds of the green
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onions. Then continue cooking again on
high heat for another two minutes,
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constantly moving if you please.
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Once that two minutes is up, drop the
heat slightly and introduce half a cup
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chicken broth. And then allow that to
cook for three minutes before dumping in
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the thoroughly drained noodles.
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And stir to combine.
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Keep stirring and tossing until the
noodles and meat are completely
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and the noodles have soaked up every bit
of liquid in the pan, something they
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would not be able to do if they had been
soaked in boiling rather than hot
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water.
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Mound onto a platter and serve family
style, topped with the rest of the green
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onions. Now this is easily enough for,
say, an entree for four or maybe an
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opening course for six or one midnight
snack.
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For me. By the way, ma yi sheng shu
means, roughly translated, ants climbing
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tree. I kid you not.
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While most Asian noodles, like these
rice sticks and vermicelli, are
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that is, put through some sort of small
nozzle, like the one in this classic toy
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of my youth, not all starch pastes are
treated in this manner.
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Rice pastes can be spread thinly, en
masse.
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steamed and dried to create parchment
-like sheets that can be rehydrated and
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wrapped around a wide array of
ingredients to make things like spring
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which utilize both wrappers and thin
noodles. We will begin by soaking five
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ounces of these thin rice sticks in warm
water for 15 minutes. Because like
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gelatin, the starches here need to
hydrate before they can be cooked to
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tenderness. Of course, gelatin is
protein, but you get the point.
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Fetch from the chill chest a pound of
raw shrimp, any size peel on, two medium
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limes, which will give us the three
tablespoons of juice that we require,
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large carrot, one cucumber in the 10
-ounce range, and a large head of bibb
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lettuce, from which we will harvest 14
leaves.
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We're also going to need some herbage, a
small head of cilantro, and yes.
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I do keep that in a water glass covered
with a motel -issue disposable shower
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cap. I also need mint or Thai basil. In
either case, we will need three
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-quarters of a cup chopped of each.
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The carrot we can quickly dispatch on
the large holes of a box of grater.
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As for the herbs, they will need to be
removed from their stems, at least
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somewhat, and then chopped. Now, you
don't have to make this very pretty, but
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make sure you use a sharp knife so that
you do not bruise the leaves.
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Now, if for some reason you cannot find
Thai basil, that's fine.
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Fight the herbs to use regular Italian
basil. It is just too strong. You're
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better off sticking with the mint.
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Thank you.
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All right, as for the cucumbers, slice
off the end, save this for another
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purpose, then split the body into about
two -and -a -half -inch sections and
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perform a roll cut, just peeling off the
outer few millimeters of skin, which we
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will then cut with a julienne or
matchstick cut.
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There.
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Continue the spring rolls by bringing a
half gallon of water to a boil over high
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heat in a large saucepan. Now ordinarily
I would season this kind of cooking
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water with salt, but in this case we
will use a tablespoon of soy sauce.
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Now, when the water reaches a full boil,
add the shrimp and cook until just
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firm. It will be one to two minutes,
depending upon the shrimp. Then, fish
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out. Do not dump out this liquid. We're
not finished with it. Just fish them out
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with your spider and let them cool.
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Then, drain the noodles, which have
soaked, and cut the bunch into
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lengths. Just three sections should do.
And move those into the rapidly boiling
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stock.
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There, and those are going to cook for
approximately three minutes until just
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tender. Then drain and allow them to
cool.
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Next, whisk another tablespoon of soy
sauce with three tablespoons of the lime
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juice, one tablespoon of chili paste,
and two teaspoons of sugar. Once that is
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mixed together, introduce the noodles,
which will soak up a majority of that
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liquid. Just mix them with your hands as
long as they're clean. Once the shrimp
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are cool, peel and chop them into small
chunks.
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And so, everything is gathered for the
building of the spring rolls, which
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should be assembled immediately prior to
consumption.
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As you can see, I have my workstation
all organized. So, one rice wrapper goes
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into warm water, and by that I mean 100
to 110 degrees for 10 seconds.
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All right, that's enough of that.
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Drain thoroughly.
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and then place on your work surface.
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Time to load. Grab your tongs and use up
to a quarter of a cup of the noodles,
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followed by, say, two tablespoons of the
shrimp and another quarter cup of the
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vegetation. These amounts, of course,
depend on whether you like your spring
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rolls to be on the chubby side or on the
thin side. Now, for rolling, just think
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burrito. Firmly fold over the end and
then the side,
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thusly, and then kind of apply a
little...
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back pressure as you roll so that it is
nice and taut.
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There. Now, as you wrap, you want to
line them up on parchment and cover with
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moist towel to keep them from drying
out.
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Now, you can serve spring rolls just as
is, but they can get a little sticky, so
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I prefer to apply a final wrapping of
bib lettuce.
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Like that. Now, as for a dipping sauce,
be a nice idea.
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Perhaps one -half cup of soy sauce, a
quarter cup of rice wine vinegar, two
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tablespoons of fresh ginger, finely
grated, two tablespoons of green onion
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chopped, two medium cloves of garlic
minced, two teaspoons of sugar, and one
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teaspoon of sesame oil, all shaken up in
a glass jar.
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Completely up to you, though.
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There is one and only one edible you're
guaranteed to find in every room and
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every dorm on every college campus in
America.
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Took me all of 30 seconds to find them.
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Ramen noodles.
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Little did inventor Mamafuku Ando know
back in 1958 when he was attempting to
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come up with a quick version of a
Japanese adaptation of a Chinese wheat
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in order to supply the people of war
-torn Japan a cheap square meal that he
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in fact creating Gakusei Ryori, a
student cuisine.
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Now the process that Ando worked out
involved first cooking the noodles with
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water laced with an alkaline salt called
Kansui.
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which gives the final product a firm
texture and yellowish hue. The noodles
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then dried and then flash -fried. Now,
ramen have a shelf life of Godzilla,
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thanks to the fact that palm oil, which
is as saturated as the liquid fat you
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get, is used for the frying.
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Saturated fats keep really well, but
they're not exactly heart -healthy,
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is why I don't eat ramen very often. And
when I do, I toss this salt -lick
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flavor pack.
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Dude, what?
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Well, good afternoon, gentlemen.
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What? I assume you two are aware of the
fact that you've been on double -secret
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probation since the beginning of the
semester. What? Dude.
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Mm -hmm. I'm also certain that you're
aware of our rules against cooking in
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rooms. Dude. What?
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Look, guys, I'm going to cut you some
slack this time to make this stuff
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disappear. What? What?
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What's that on your chest?
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Pledge pin. A pledge pin?
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On your uniform?
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Dude. Drop right now and give me 20. And
maybe, just maybe, I'll forget this
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whole stinking rotten incident.
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Although the standard...
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Ramen scenario is to serve them as a
soup in a broth that has been consumed
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a lot of slurping. These curly little
guys are actually based on a Chinese
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noodle that's often served cold.
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All right, now my favorite, the classic
cold sesame noodle, is easily within the
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reach of even the most limited pantry.
We will begin with four quarts of water
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in a six -quart pot over high.
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heat. While that comes to a boil, place
four cloves of garlic minced in the work
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bowl of your food processor along with
two tablespoons of ginger grated.
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these ahead of time will prevent the
sauce from being too strong. Then two
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tablespoons of low sodium soy sauce
followed by a tablespoon each of black
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vinegar. You could use Worcestershire
sauce. Sesame oil, chili oil, and also
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brown sugar. And I like to use the
darkest brown sugar that I can get my
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on. There. Now just lid up and process
until that just comes together as a
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sauce.
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There. Now add a third of a cup of
peanut butter. And by the way, I know
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you are out there thinking, oh, I'll use
all -natural peanut butter and it'll be
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even better. Well, it won't. We need
just plain old smooth Mega Mart E, B,
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butter. That's all.
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Add the peanut butter to the sauce, lid
up, and process.
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Give it a few seconds and then slowly
drizzle in a quarter of a cup of low
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-sodium chicken broth.
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And when the sauce is smooth, move to
the noodles. Place four 2 .1 -ounce
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packages, that standard issue of ramen
noodles, into the boiling water. Do not
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add the flavor packs, please.
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They'll be done in about one to one -and
-a -half minutes. Remember, they're
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technically pre -cooked. Then kill the
heat and drain thoroughly.
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That water we no longer need.
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Once they're as dry as you can get them,
add to the sauce and toss. I suggest
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you do this while the noodles are warm
but not hot. To finish it, all you have
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to do is garnish with green onion and
chopped toasted peanut.
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I feel I must warn you that given a few
hours in the fridge, this dish will
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improve considerably.
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But you know what?
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I'm not always interested in having my
patients rewarded.
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What's this?
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Did I?
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Ugh, bother.
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I left the light on.
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See you next time. Have a good evening.
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