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What're you gonna
be Macklin?
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Eh, an
airline pilot.
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What about you?
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An astronaut.
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Oh, come on.
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If you can stand on your head for
20 minutes without throwing up,
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you can be an astronaut.
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You're a damn liar,
Pat Hagen.
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You're a toad,
Ray Macklin.
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Hey Ray, why don't
Italians have barbecues?
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What?
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Why don't Italians
have barbecues?
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Italians do
have barbecues.
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It's a joke, you
fool, a joke.
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Oh, will you
just grow up, Pat?
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H i. I'm Pat Hagen,
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Vice President of Bon-Aire
I nter- national Airlines.
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You know Bon-Aire is
the most inexpensive way
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to fly to major destinations
all over the world.
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But what you might
not realize
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is that we're the safest
passenger carrier flying today.
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How can we charge so
little for all that safety?
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Let's think about it.
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Is it cutting
operating costs here
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at Bon-Aire
I nternational Headquarters
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on furniture, stationery and
executive perks? Not a chance.
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No, we cut costs on the aircraft itself.
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H ustling the cheapest fuel, engine parts,
and illegal alien labor money can buy.
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And then we pass these savings
on to you, our customers.
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So think about it. Not one
of our jets have crashed.
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Fly Bon-Aire today. Or soon,
before the shit hits the fan.
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Because we at Bon-Aire realize our
good luck can't hold out for ever.
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Bon-Aire - we
haven't crashed... yet!
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D'you think they'll
buy it, Macklin?
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I think you're banging
your new secretary.
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What? Have you
seen the memo?
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I don't believe I have that information.
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Asshole, tell me
the truth.
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What did you
call me, Macklin?
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Asshole. I called you an asshole.
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I feel great Ray, like a jack rabbit.
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So you're
screwing her?
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This guy goes into a
confessional, he says " Father,
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"I'm a 65 year old man,
and I've been sleeping
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with a 19 year old
girl for six weeks. "
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The priest says "Are you a good Oatholic?"
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This guy says "I'm not
Oatholic, I'm Jewish.
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The priest says, "What
are you telling me for?"
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The guys says "I'm telling everybody. "
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Bon-Aire
I nternational Airlines.
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Oh, hi, J udy.
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Well, it's alright
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Riding around
I n the breeze
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Well it's alright
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If you live
The life you please
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Well, it's alright
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Doing the best you can
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Well, it's alright
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As long as you lend a hand
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You can sit around and wait
For the phone to ring
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Waiting for someone
To tell you everything
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At the end of the line
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Sit around and wonder
What tomorrow will bring
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At the end of the line
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Maybe a diamond ring
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Well, it's alright
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Hey, how did Jonah
get out of the whale?
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He ran around until
he got pooped.
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Hey, hey, d'you know why
a dog licks his balls?
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No, why?
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Because he can!
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H i, Dad.
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H i, kids.
Dad, Dad.
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Are you my kids?
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Yes, we're your kids.
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What do you
think, Dad?
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Want me to keep you through
college? Do me a favor.
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I don't want to.
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You wanna come over
for a broccoli festival?
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See you later.
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Hey, don't you guys
have school today?
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Who's gonna
get the high-five first?
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Who's gonna get
the high-five first?
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Who's gonna
get the high-five first?
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You can't get me.
Oome on.
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Who's gonna get it! Oome
on! Oome on! Oome on!
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You little pussies!
Oome on!
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Wilma! Oome
open this door!
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Get in there, bug your
mother all day. Let's go!
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We're gonna be late.
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Hey Dad, when you're dead is it
true you get worms in your ears?
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Where the hell's
the sitter?
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She'll be here.
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What about the
worms, Dad?
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What? No,
I don't think so.
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M rs. Armstrong at catechism, she
says if you're bad and you die,
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you're gonna go to hell
and get pitchforked.
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She said nothing
about worms.
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M rs. Armstrong's got hairs up her nose.
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Joey.
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Okay, what
the hell.
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What?
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You didn't put
salt on this.
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Excessive salt is bad
for you, Dad. Killer salt.
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Killer!
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Oh, yeah?
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Stop it, Dad. It's
not funny, Dad.
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It's not funny, Dad.
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Good evening, ladies
and gentlemen.
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Welcome to the Tiki party
at the Hagen's household.
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Alright, let's hear it for
the performing seals, huh?
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Thank you.
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Would you like
any hors d'oeuvre?
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Where did Mo
get this salt thing?
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Why eat before
the party?
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Killer salt! Where's she get this?
Where's she get this horse shit?
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Well salt's bad
for you.
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What are you doing?
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Goddamn pants!
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Shop for your own,
big boy.
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H i, aloha!
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This guy... wait, wait, you're
gonna love this part. Wake up.
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...your name on it.
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Alright, alright, alright,
start it all over again.
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Ahhhh.
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Oh, thanks!
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This guy goes
into a bar, right?
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Brings in this alligator,
puts alligator on the bar...
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Opens up the alligator's mouth like that.
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Takes out his thing,
puts it in the mouth...
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Oh, really. Will you
tell the damn jokel
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It's my joke
come on.
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...thing
like that,
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goes up to alligator, bam on
the top of the head like that.
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Alright? Opens up, pulls
it out, not a scratch on it.
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Says, " Hey, anybody
else here can do that?"
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This guy says "Yes, I can, but don't
hit me on the top of the head. "
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How do women
hold their liquor?
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By the ears.
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Hey, what's the difference
between me now and a proctologist?
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A proctologist looks at
one asshole at a time.
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What's this?
What's this?
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A womens' hundred
meter hurdles.
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You get it Sarge? Am I
going too fast for you kids?
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Hey, what's an I rishman
who stays out all night?
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Paddy O' Furniture!
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Hey, hey, why don't Italians
have barbecues, huh? Because...
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Oall an ambulance.
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M rs. Hagen,
I'm sorry.
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We lost him.
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You what?
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We lost him.
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What do you mean,
you... you lost him?
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I'm sorry.
It happens.
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How could
you lose him?
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We tried everything
that we could.
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He was right here.
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Find him!
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What?
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Find him!
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Ray.
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I'm so sorry,
M rs. Hagen.
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It was a massive
coronary occlusion.
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It's not uncommon
at his age.
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If it's any consolation,
it was fast. He never knew.
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How is she?
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She's sleeping.
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Her sister
came over.
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I can't believe it.
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Oh, God. I mean, I'm
sitting here, Jen, and I...
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he was telling
this dumb joke.
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He said, "Why don't
Italians have barbecues?"
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And then we
just lost him.
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He's dead, Ray.
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Well, he never even got
to the punchline.
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Help!
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Oh.
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Do you think
he's got worms?
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Did you bring
your shovel?
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I got it.
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What did the Italian do with
his first fifty cent piece?
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He married her!
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Hey, come on,
tell another joke.
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No!
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Yeah, you're gonna
love this onel
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Oh. Why don't Italians
have barbecues?
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I don't know why. J ust please,
please, please tell me why.
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Bye, Dad.
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Bye, Dad.
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Joey!
Mo!
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Let me out.
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What's going on?
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No!
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Not that one, Ray I
Nol
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Ray!
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Oh!
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Ray!
Ray!
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What happened?
What's wrong?
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My heart!
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00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,050
My heart is beating!
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That's good!
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It's supposed
to do that!
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It's thumping! It's beating like crazy!
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00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,062
Oalm down! You're
getting hysterical!
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00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,867
I can feel
it pumping!
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I'll take
your pulse!
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00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,541
Aw! You're not
a doctor!
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I'm a registered nurse!
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You're my wife!
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It's a little fast,
that's all.
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I'm gonna pass out!
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You're hyperventilating!
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Oall the doctor!
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Ray!
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Oall him!
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Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,603
Are you alright,
M r. Macklin?
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Dad.
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What is it, Joey?
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Mom says the doctor says
do you have any chest pains?
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No.
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Wait.
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Maybe. No. Yes!
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No. Yes. I don't know.
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Yes, I have.
I have chest pains.
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He's got chest
pains, Mom.
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Ask him if his
arm hurts.
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Does your
arm hurt, Dad?
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Oh, which one?
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Mom, Dad says
which one.
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Oome on.
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He said he'll meet us at
the hospital. Get dressed.
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Oh, God. Oh God! Let's go! Oh.
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Hold it up there!
Hold it or we shoot!
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No!
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00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,320
I live here,
for God's sakes!
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00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,223
I live herel
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00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,058
No, you nuts.
He's my husband I
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00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,463
Look, this is all a
mistake. My husband is ill.
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00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,401
It's all a mistakel I tried
calling you but the line was busy.
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00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,904
Now, go ahead, shoot me,
if that's what you want!
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00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:23,644
We won't
do it again.
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Promise.
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00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,588
No problem, ma'am, all part of the service.
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00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,720
Quick... quick...
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00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,558
Why did you stop them, Mom? I
wanted to see them fire their guns!
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00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,325
You want to see them
kill your father? Oome on.
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00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,423
Nobody's gonna
kill Dad I
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Get in the car, Mo.
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Quick!
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00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,388
Macklin...
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00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:15,229
M r. Macklin...
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you can stop now.
257
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,527
You can stop now!
258
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,197
Pains. Pains.
Terrible pains.
259
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,970
I'm sorry to disappoint you, M r. Macklin,
260
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,569
but this reads like the
E KG of a healthy man.
261
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:33,050
There must be something wrong
with the machine, believe me.
262
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,643
There's no spontaneous
Phneumothorax.
263
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:39,383
I've run an E KG
and a treadmill test...
264
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,153
J ust tell me the truth, I can handle it.
265
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,124
You're healthy.
266
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,922
You're lying.
267
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,726
If you're insecure
we could run an echogram.
268
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,823
A what?
269
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,924
An echogram test.
270
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,732
Well let's do it!
271
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,103
Do you value my opinion, M r. Macklin?
272
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,108
I do, Doctor.
273
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,939
You're wasting
your money.
274
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,342
Let's waste it.
275
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:06,946
Bye, Dad I
276
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:17,621
Good morning M r. Macklin,
my name is Doctor Wolf.
277
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,968
Let's switch
on the juice.
278
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,652
At first glance I'd say
that's a normal echogram.
279
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,357
At first glancel
280
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,057
It's a normal
echogram, M r Macklin.
281
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,567
But I'll send it
for analysis.
282
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,795
Analysis?
283
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,999
J ust to please you, and to avoid
a legal action in case I'm wrong.
284
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,666
How can I sue
you if I'm dead?
285
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,905
Litigation will
always find a way.
286
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,742
Meanwhile, I'd like to
refer you to a specialist.
287
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,406
A specialist?
288
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,247
I'd like you to see
this man here.
289
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,514
You just need to
talk to someone.
290
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,852
Now here's the name, here's the address,
291
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:22,257
and I've fixed an appointment
for you on Thursday.
292
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,692
That urgent, huh?
293
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,229
I'd like you
to see him.
294
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,093
Now you go back
to work, M r. Macklin.
295
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,863
Don't be afraid. J ust
do what you have to do.
296
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,198
Be normal.
297
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:05,570
M r. Macklin!
298
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,127
Barbara.
299
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,036
I really have to
talk to you, please.
300
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,302
Oh, look this is obviously a tragic loss.
301
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,970
Pat Hagen
died... died and...
302
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,307
No.
303
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,575
They gave her
her notice.
304
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:18,877
What?
305
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,148
They gave me
my notice.
306
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,916
They can't do that,
you're my secretary.
307
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,320
She's your secretary.
308
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,483
I know she's
my secretary.
309
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,653
They gave you Pat
Hagen's secretary.
310
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,320
What?
311
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,830
You've got to do
something, M r. Macklin.
312
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,559
The girls feel strongly about this.
313
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,101
I... I'll fix it. Don't worry. I'll fix it.
314
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,501
What the hell's going on here?
315
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:04,295
Good morning, M r. Macklin,
would you like some coffee?
316
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:05,694
Sure.
317
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,458
How do you
take it?
318
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,763
Oold. Too much milk and not enough sugar...
319
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,804
just the
way Barbara makes it.
320
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,304
I was assigned to you, M r.
Macklin. I didn't request it.
321
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:22,940
Yeah, sure.
322
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,812
I'm very sorry about
M r. Hagen.
323
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,714
Yeah, I know.
324
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,309
I told him to see
a doctor.
325
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:29,684
There was nothing
wrong with him.
326
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,450
H is eyes were
all bloodshot.
327
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,719
Everybody's eyes
are bloodshot.
328
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,158
That's what he said.
329
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,286
Well, he was right.
330
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,693
He was wrong.
331
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,278
I'll take this.
332
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,245
You can have it.
333
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:44,789
Ray. You know Bob Phillips and Duke
Andrews in from M idwest regional.
334
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,890
We wanted to get coordinated
on this price hike response.
335
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,127
Sit down.
336
00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:58,975
We're gonna catch the usual flak,
so we need to map out a response
337
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:03,811
before word gets out we're
raising prices. What d'you say?
338
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,645
Well, we have a low
level of complaints.
339
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,652
Olearly we should
stress that.
340
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,312
Absolutely.
341
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,413
People are prepared
to pay to feel secure.
342
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:15,085
We'll get them there in
one piece, it's important.
343
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,652
It's essential.
344
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,425
You okay, Ray?
345
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:23,229
Yeah, I'm fine.
346
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:27,931
We, uh, we lost one of
our colleagues yesterday.
347
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:29,598
We're sending out
search parties.
348
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:31,266
Maybe you should've
stayed home today, Ray.
349
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,004
We haven't even
buried him, Harry,
350
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:34,840
and they're scraping his name off the door.
351
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,642
It's company policy,
Ray, the hotel of life.
352
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,909
You check out, they come
in to make up the room.
353
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,508
Come on, Ray, this is one
of the worst days of my life.
354
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:45,181
I'm shittin'a
pickle here, Ray.
355
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:49,852
Why don't Italians have barbecues, eh? Why?
356
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,953
I don't know,
Harry. Why?
357
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,260
Yeah well I don't know
either, Bob, God damn it I
358
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:59,099
Pat Hagen, he was the last
man on the planet who knew.
359
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:04,973
A secret lost forever
down the corridors of time.
360
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:08,979
Are my eyes red?
361
00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:13,040
Well... I guess they are. I guess so.
362
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,551
Shit.
363
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,349
Why give me his
new secretary?
364
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,983
Because she has a good
degree and she has a good ass.
365
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,550
What more
do you want?
366
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,892
I was very happy
with Barbara.
367
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:27,464
Barbara made lousy coffee, Ray,
everybody knows she made lousy coffee.
368
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:30,000
It was a fucking
wonder nobody died.
369
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:31,899
Ray I
370
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:33,402
Ray!
371
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:37,003
Ray!
372
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:41,910
Ray. Slow down,
slow down, Ray.
373
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:44,675
Look, um,
374
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:47,309
Pat's death...
375
00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:50,013
it's tragedy.
376
00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:51,919
I relied on him, Ray.
377
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,821
Bon-Aire relied on him.
378
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:58,659
Raising our prices,
it's a disaster.
379
00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:01,597
Half our planes
are up there empty.
380
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:05,363
If they all landed at one time, I
don't know where I would put them.
381
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,837
We've got to keep the fleet in the air.
382
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,704
Raise our prices...
383
00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:14,768
Pat... Pat was the one
guy who could have sold it.
384
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:18,942
He had this... this
line on safety.
385
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,451
He made you feel secure.
386
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,388
Don't bend on me, Ray.
387
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:31,225
I need your support.
388
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:35,960
Don't worry, Harry.
I'll be there.
389
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,295
You alright?
390
00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:03,217
Hey, where're
you going?
391
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,990
No, it's this way.
392
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,064
No, it's not.
It's this way.
393
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,997
No, this
is the one.
394
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:14,437
Okay. Oome on.
395
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:08,716
Splendid room.
396
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,385
Yeah, it
sure is.
397
00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:13,987
Ah, made on the premises. Built to last.
398
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:18,729
It's the steel sheeting
that does it.
399
00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:20,896
Ah, Sammy Fisher.
400
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:25,500
Ran a deli over on San
Marco, did you know him?
401
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,341
U m... no.
402
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:31,007
Ohoked to death.
On a dill pickle.
403
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,073
It was a trick he
did for the customers.
404
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,516
He swallowed
them whole.
405
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,678
Tragic.
406
00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,915
Stupid.
I laughed.
407
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,514
Well yes I guess
you have to.
408
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,685
Israel D'Amato.
409
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,092
No, Ray Macklin.
410
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,595
No, I'm
Israel D'Amato.
411
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,030
Oh, Ray, uh, Macklin.
412
00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:51,091
Here.
My card.
413
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:55,037
Funerals, lying-in- state,
embalming's a specialty.
414
00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:57,836
Don't lose it.
415
00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:01,436
Keep it handy.
416
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:08,715
Put it on top
of your freezer.
417
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:14,224
He looks good,
doesn't he, Jen?
418
00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:16,055
We tried him with his blue suit on,
419
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,186
but he looks
better in gray.
420
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:21,061
Er, I always preferred gray
myself for an important occasion.
421
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:22,895
I recommend it.
422
00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,730
M r. D'Amato has really
been a lot of help to us.
423
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:27,067
He looks really
good, M r. D'Amato.
424
00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:30,301
Healthy. I try my best
to make them look healthy.
425
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:34,469
And slimmer. He needed
to lose a few pounds.
426
00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:37,207
We ought to
tell a joke.
427
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,417
Oh Harry. I'm sorry, I didn't
see you there, M r. Lardner.
428
00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:49,586
People tend to look over
me. It makes me ambitious.
429
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:52,494
Right.
430
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,055
A joke. We oughta
tell a joke.
431
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:58,830
Ray would've... Pat
would've loved it.
432
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:03,067
Kind of like a... a
special prayer.
433
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,581
I... I can't think
of one.
434
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,174
Watch this?
435
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:34,533
Oh why doest Thou
set thy heart upon it?
436
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:39,872
Thou visiteth him early in the morning
and Thou appears to him suddenly.
437
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:45,473
How long will Thou not spare me nor
suffer me to swallow down my spital.
438
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:49,486
I have sinned. What shall I
do to Thee, oh keeper of men?
439
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,819
Why hast Thou set
me opposite to Thee
440
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:56,156
and I am become
burdensome to myself.
441
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:59,663
Why dost Thou
not remove my sin
442
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:03,565
and why dost Thou not
take away mine iniquity.
443
00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:08,230
Behold now I shall sleep in the dust.
444
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:11,399
And if Thou seek me in
the morning I shall not be.
445
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,570
I believe my
redeemer liveth...
446
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:18,410
And that in the last day I
shall rise from the earth.
447
00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:24,352
And in my flesh I shall see God my Savior.
448
00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:32,590
M r. Macklin, would you
come here a minute?
449
00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:34,562
Oh, what is
it, Barbara?
450
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,928
I know this is not the time or the place...
451
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,331
You're right.
452
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:40,166
Have you talked
to M r. Lardner?
453
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:43,537
Well, I... I've talked with him
but I'm not sure what I can do.
454
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,200
Oome on... come on, you guys, get in.
455
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,608
Joe, Joey come on.
456
00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:49,612
Please don't
reject me.
457
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,909
I'm not rejecting you. I'll do what I can.
458
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:52,448
Don't you like
me anymore?
459
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:56,509
Of... of course
I like you.
460
00:30:56,588 --> 00:31:00,046
We have been together
for three whole years.
461
00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:02,615
I have done my best to try to please you.
462
00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:05,195
Will you please
stop crying?
463
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:10,792
You don't like me. You like
her better than you do me.
464
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:12,893
That has got nothing to do with it.
465
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,734
Look, I'll do
what I can.
466
00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:16,137
Yeah.
467
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:24,244
I hate him so damn
much, Ray.
468
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:28,308
He just didn't take care
enough about himself.
469
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,820
He felt good.
470
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:34,323
He was tired more.
He'd get headaches.
471
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,893
He told me, he said "
I feel great" he said.
472
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:41,330
"Like a, a... " well, he...
he told me, Oonnie, yeah...
473
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:44,266
We didn't make love
like we used to.
474
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,166
H is libido was fading.
475
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:47,932
It was?
476
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:51,169
I should know, Raymond.
They were all signs.
477
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,675
Signs?
478
00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:54,335
Did you eat?
479
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:58,280
Oh, and his eyes
were all red.
480
00:31:58,349 --> 00:32:03,116
Patrick woke up one night last
week and he just grabbed him.
481
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:08,819
"Daddy. Daddy!"
Like he knew.
482
00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:13,759
Is there salt
in this?
483
00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:16,026
Oh, and electric light
bulbs started to blow...
484
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,261
that's always
been a sign.
485
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,702
What d'you...?
486
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,366
What d'you mean?
What kind of sign?
487
00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:26,966
Foretells a death.
Everybody knows that.
488
00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:32,540
My mother told me.
489
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:38,351
Dennis, stop doing that right now.
Get in the house. Get along! Go!
490
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,564
I've been thinking, right? This is serious.
491
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:58,006
No more salt. From now
on we're a no salt family.
492
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:01,739
Then I guess you
won't be needing this.
493
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:03,746
That sandwich is
going to kill you.
494
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,180
I'll take my chances.
495
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:28,197
Why did God make
the Italians smelly?
496
00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:30,172
So even the blind
could hate em.
497
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:33,540
How d'you brain
- wash an Italian? Give him an enema.
498
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,713
M r. Macklin?
499
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:46,848
Yes.
500
00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:49,188
Barbara's out sick.
501
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:51,626
She still faces dismissal at the end
of the month and now she's out sick.
502
00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:53,219
I just wanted to let you know that.
503
00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:56,562
Well, is
it serious?
504
00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:58,625
Nothing that
wouldn't kill her.
505
00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:01,466
But you know how it is. One
never expects to catch pneumonia.
506
00:34:01,572 --> 00:34:03,301
She's got pneumonia?
507
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,932
Not yet.
508
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:14,647
Why do you have screen doors on Italian
submarines? To keep the fish out.
509
00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:17,050
Why does the Italian Army
wear brown uniforms?
510
00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:18,952
They shit their pants
and it does not show.
511
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,991
How do you brainwash an
Italian? Give him an enema.
512
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:23,583
How many Italians does it take
to give your car a lube job?
513
00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:25,151
Only one if you hit him right.
514
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,094
Shit, I can't believe it.
515
00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:28,655
Why don't Italians have
barbecues, for Ohrist's sakes?
516
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,361
Is it too
much to ask?
517
00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:40,167
H i, there.
518
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:41,768
U h, excuse me...
519
00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:48,277
Excuse me, what... what are you doing?
520
00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:53,619
This is my office.
521
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,077
Well, how
do you like it?
522
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,702
It suits you.
523
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:13,203
U h, I'm Ray Macklin. I have
an appointment with Dr. Duffin.
524
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,102
Yes, that
is correct.
525
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,368
And you must
be M r. Macklin.
526
00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:19,409
Please take a seat
in reception.
527
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:20,435
Oh, no.
528
00:37:20,504 --> 00:37:23,564
Listen to this.
529
00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:27,270
"Headaches are often the
first sign of a stroke.
530
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:31,611
"If you have a headache, see
your cardiologist immediately.
531
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:34,674
He can save your life. "
532
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:39,587
Boy, am I glad
I bought this book.
533
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:48,296
You get headaches?
534
00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:49,628
Yeah, I guess so.
535
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:54,694
Me too.
536
00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:56,966
This book
can save lives.
537
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,982
Does it say anything
about echograms in there?
538
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:10,111
Have you had an echogram?
539
00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:13,884
Th... that's right,
I have.
540
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,483
Boy, you must be
in a bad way.
541
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,050
Heart trouble, huh?
542
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,063
Yeah, that's right.
543
00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:25,192
I have heart trouble.
If affects my breathing.
544
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,795
I have to fight
for breath.
545
00:38:28,873 --> 00:38:31,137
If I try to
control it,
546
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:35,235
I get palpitations.
547
00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:39,976
I can feel the blood
pumping through my veins.
548
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,246
I can hear my
heart beating.
549
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:43,650
Do you ever get that?
550
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,018
Yeah.
551
00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:47,250
Have you had
a colonoscope?
552
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,418
No.
553
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,256
Excess gas or wind can be the
first sign of cancer of the colon,
554
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:54,196
the bladder
or your rectum.
555
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:57,757
If you have a lot of wind...
I have a lot of wind...
556
00:38:57,868 --> 00:38:59,859
you must have
a colonoscope.
557
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:03,373
It's a long flexible tube
with a camera on the end of it,
558
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:07,673
an all-seeing eye exploring
your intestinal tract.
559
00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:12,546
They let you watch it all on a
little car monitor they set up.
560
00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:14,948
It's the
strangest feeling,
561
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:20,047
lying there and watching what's
going on up your own asshole.
562
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,386
I've had five.
563
00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:22,892
What did they find?
564
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,224
Nothing.
565
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,355
But I'm gonna have
another one next week.
566
00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:31,560
M r. Gittinger.
567
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:40,370
I've been terminally
ill the last eight years.
568
00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:43,072
Doctors are all
liars, you know that?
569
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:45,138
They lie
all the time,
570
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,650
especially to the
terminally sick.
571
00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:54,924
M r., uh, Macklin.
572
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,654
Yesl
573
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,658
This is a letter of
referral from Doctor Haskell.
574
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,826
I guess you know I've already talked
to Dr. Haskell on the telephone
575
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,564
and I know he's
talked to your wife.
576
00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:10,106
I'm just reading the letter to make
sure there's nothing I've missed.
577
00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:11,664
Did he tell you
about the echogram?
578
00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:12,765
You've had
an echogram?
579
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:15,107
I just said that.
580
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:17,704
I see.
581
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:25,185
So you're
feeling fine.
582
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,190
If I'm going to die, Doctor,
I'd like you to tell me.
583
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,521
You're not
going to die.
584
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,117
How can you
be so sure?
585
00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:32,924
Well, none of us
can be certain.
586
00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:35,295
So what are
you saying?
587
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:37,300
You're a healthy man,
you're not going to die.
588
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,599
What if you're lying and
I believe you? Then what?
589
00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:42,832
You just said you
can't be certain.
590
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,100
Death is something we all
have to come to terms with,
591
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,472
that's what
I'm saying.
592
00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:46,840
We all have to
die sometime.
593
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,536
Not me. I'm
willing to cheat.
594
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,011
I'll go straight to the back of the line.
595
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,309
What about your
friend who died?
596
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:53,816
He died.
597
00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,317
How do you feel about that?
598
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,479
I feel he made
a very big mistake.
599
00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:59,955
Do you have any
feelings of grief?
600
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:02,549
Me, Doc, what
about me?
601
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:05,652
I'm, I'm sorry, I keep calling you "Doc. "
602
00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:07,219
I'm sorry. What did you do to your finger?
603
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,697
What?
604
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,198
There's a band-aid
on your finger.
605
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,666
Disposable razor.
It's just a nick.
606
00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:12,724
Did you have
it checked?
607
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:14,737
No.
608
00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:17,000
Well, get it checked.
Don't take the chance.
609
00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:19,804
How long have I got, Doc?
Tell me. I really want to know.
610
00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:21,868
I don't know. If we could
all answer that question,
611
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:25,176
it would destroy the will to
live. It's better not to know.
612
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:28,514
What about my heart condition?
What about my, my echogram?
613
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:31,248
I'm a psychotherapist, M r.
Macklin, not a cardiologist.
614
00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,344
I can't answer that.
615
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:33,754
What?
616
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:44,325
A psychotherapist.
617
00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:46,198
I'm in the
wrong office.
618
00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:47,259
No.
619
00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:48,998
You're a shrink.
620
00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:50,165
You're not in the
wrong office, M r. Macklin.
621
00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:52,505
You think I'm crazy.
622
00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:54,339
No, you're not crazy. There's
nothing wrong with your heart.
623
00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:56,606
What you have had is a
severe attack of anxiety.
624
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:59,945
Anxiety generates fear.
It eats into everything.
625
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:02,780
It gets so you worry about
every little cut finger.
626
00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:04,115
You just can't live.
627
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:05,620
You are a psychiatrist.
628
00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:07,452
Psychotherapist.
629
00:42:14,798 --> 00:42:17,699
This is a conspiracy. You're
shittin' me! All of you!
630
00:42:17,768 --> 00:42:20,293
You, you think you can make me
think it's all inside my head?
631
00:42:20,404 --> 00:42:23,237
You think you can make
me think that?! Bullshit!
632
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:26,071
You, you you're
all shittin' me!
633
00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:30,636
To what address do I send
the account, M r. Macklin?
634
00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:33,546
Try sticking it, lady!
635
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:38,054
A paranoid psychotic with
deep-rooted schizophrenic tendencies.
636
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:40,920
Needs careful handling.
637
00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:43,983
U h, excuse me,
excuse me.
638
00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:45,721
Excuse me.
D'you have...
639
00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,593
Fuck off, shithead!
640
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:49,758
Hey, hey,
just a minute.
641
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:53,234
It must be some kind of
mistake. I... we were talking.
642
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:54,999
We were talking.
J ust ask him.
643
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:57,437
Spencer Gittinger
doesn't make mistakes.
644
00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:59,169
J ust ask him.
All I want to know,
645
00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:01,335
J ust ask him the title
of the book he's got.
646
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,176
You heard the man.
go fuck yourself.
647
00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:06,681
J ust the book,
the title.
648
00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:12,778
Sir, um, we've got a problem
here. Excuse me, my coat is...
649
00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:15,586
my coat is caught in the door. Excuse me.
650
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:18,025
Sir!
651
00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:19,527
Sir, my...
652
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:26,035
coat... my
coat is...
653
00:43:26,136 --> 00:43:28,536
Excuse me, you've got my coat.
654
00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:41,776
You weasel-featured
motherfucker! I hope you explode!
655
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,658
Stop!
656
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:28,663
My coat!
657
00:44:28,732 --> 00:44:30,427
This yours?
658
00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:33,367
Yes, yes, that's it...
did... did you get 'em?
659
00:44:33,437 --> 00:44:35,598
Don't be messing
around in these parts.
660
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,608
But they, they stole my jacket
- they destroyed it!
661
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,201
My God.
662
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:22,081
Cosmic constipation
is a fact of life.
663
00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:25,087
A blocked colon
means toxic waste.
664
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:28,090
The secret of the universe
can only be revealed
665
00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:31,821
through a toxic-free colon,
says Dr. Daniel Hapgut.
666
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:34,557
Discover the joys of
cosmic irrigation.
667
00:45:34,631 --> 00:45:37,327
Call our tollfree number now,
get your copy of...
668
00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:40,665
"The Hypochondriac's Guide To
Everything That Kills You. "
669
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:44,731
"Winning Through
Anal Retention"...
670
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:48,175
"Pain Oan Be Your
Friend"...
671
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,941
Where am I going?
672
00:45:51,014 --> 00:45:52,413
What is...?
673
00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:57,286
Your lower tract is the center
of your intestinal universe.
674
00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:58,844
Oh, my God.
675
00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:01,015
When your lower
tract is clean,
676
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:05,425
the impurities of your body
can no longer pollute your mind.
677
00:46:05,496 --> 00:46:08,124
And you can become one
with your lower tract,
678
00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:10,632
which will become the
passage to your inner self...
679
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:14,865
This guy's a
fucking fruitcake.
680
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,976
How was that,
M r. Gittinger.
681
00:46:28,051 --> 00:46:29,780
Good, I think
I'm gonna be sick.
682
00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:31,718
The bucket is right
there in the back, sir.
683
00:46:31,822 --> 00:46:33,653
U h, can you manage
that, M r. Gittinger?
684
00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:36,386
I can handle it. Drive
the fucking car, George.
685
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,224
Yes, sir.
686
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,196
Dr. Hapgut's Oonstipation
and the Oosmic Oolon
687
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:41,730
has already
sold over one million...
688
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,983
Good morning, group!
689
00:47:03,053 --> 00:47:04,077
Morning, Dad.
690
00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:05,246
Oh, I'm hungry.
691
00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:06,379
Good morning, Daddy.
692
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,582
You goin' jogging?
693
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,148
Jogging? I am flying!
694
00:47:09,226 --> 00:47:11,524
It's a beautiful
day in Linden Drive!
695
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:14,530
The little kids, they're
hot-doggin' their Big Wheels
696
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,759
You can smell the
bacon frying,
697
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,701
and the M r.
Ooffee's brewing!
698
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:22,864
And you can hear the penitent
sounds of Raymond Joseph Macklin,
699
00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:25,500
husband, confessing to his
beautiful wife, Jennifer Nancy...
700
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:27,009
Don't call me that!
701
00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:30,274
I have been a pain,
Jennifer Nancy,
702
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:33,110
a first class ace
of a pain.
703
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:34,707
You sure that's all
you've been?
704
00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:36,275
What could be worse?
705
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:38,378
I could think of
a couple of things.
706
00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:40,218
On a day like this?! I
feel like a jack rabbit!
707
00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:42,224
What would you
like to eat?
708
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,193
Three eggs, sausage, hash browns, toast,
709
00:47:45,262 --> 00:47:47,958
lots of butter and salt. I want salt!
710
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:50,898
Salt! You said
we couldn't eat salt.
711
00:47:50,968 --> 00:47:52,629
I love salt I
712
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,068
Me too!
713
00:47:54,137 --> 00:47:56,469
We love salt!
We love salt!
714
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,700
Woo!
715
00:47:57,774 --> 00:48:01,733
No! Watch
the flowers!
716
00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:04,747
Woo!
717
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,806
Geronimo.
718
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,646
Oome on,
come on, come on.
719
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,606
What's this?
720
00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:35,577
Eh, Pat Hagen's condoms.
What's left of them.
721
00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,171
Did he bequeath
them to you?
722
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:41,115
No, no, I found 'em
right there in his desk.
723
00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:42,913
Why are you
presenting them to me?
724
00:48:42,986 --> 00:48:45,921
I do believe you're
blushing, Diana.
725
00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:48,082
There's color in
those cheeks.
726
00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:51,924
Why should I blush? I don't even
blush at what goes inside them.
727
00:48:51,995 --> 00:48:56,364
But they're Pat's, they were in his desk.
728
00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:59,924
Good morning, M r. Macklin.
Your coffee, M r. Macklin.
729
00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:02,631
Thank you, Barbara.
730
00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:05,197
You need me for anything
else, M r. Macklin?
731
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:08,540
No, that, that'll be all for
the decade, thank you, Barbara.
732
00:49:20,057 --> 00:49:22,321
Here are those price-
hike response memos.
733
00:49:22,392 --> 00:49:24,485
I've been speculating on
rerouting and on rescheduling.
734
00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:27,155
The North East looks
real slack.
735
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:31,664
I've got the research guys
working on competitive indexes,
736
00:49:31,735 --> 00:49:33,635
I'll have
those this afternoon.
737
00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:35,899
And in six months, we should
be looking at expansion.
738
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,304
Good.
739
00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:39,171
Here's how I
figure it, Harry.
740
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:41,233
We have to remind people
of some basics, alright?
741
00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:44,075
Our planes don't crash. Our
engines don't malfunction.
742
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:48,083
Safety and security,
it's in the mind.
743
00:49:50,554 --> 00:49:57,016
Flying is safer than getting
in and out of your own bathtub.
744
00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:58,891
Statistics show that.
745
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,520
It's much safer than
sneezing when your whole body
746
00:50:00,597 --> 00:50:02,087
suspends its flight
pattern for a moment.
747
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,258
It does?
I didn't know that.
748
00:50:04,368 --> 00:50:09,931
I read it. And it's a helluva lot safer...
749
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,838
than putting it
into your secretary
750
00:50:11,908 --> 00:50:15,036
after a good steak
and a couple of martinis.
751
00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:16,875
And you got two.
752
00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:19,507
And I got two.
753
00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:22,211
Solid.
754
00:50:22,285 --> 00:50:26,779
Solid, solid,
solid, solid.
755
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,882
You got the job.
756
00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:30,620
What job?
757
00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:32,854
Vice President.
758
00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,123
For life.
759
00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,399
Let me tell
you something.
760
00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:42,370
I n case you
haven't noticed,
761
00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:44,066
we girls are now being
issued with functional brains.
762
00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:46,541
If you want to talk to me, talk to me.
763
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:49,306
You don't have to come on like some
- thing out of junior high
764
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:55,818
or make jokes
about condoms.
765
00:50:55,919 --> 00:51:02,654
Why don't you try talking
to me like a human being?
766
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:06,560
Did... did you have a
thing going with Pat?
767
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,063
Is that what
concerns you?
768
00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,326
I'm asking.
769
00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:11,833
It concerns you.
770
00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:46,032
Dr. Duffin's office.
771
00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:47,296
H i, this is
Ray Macklin.
772
00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:48,837
Oh, yes.
773
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,531
I was in to see
Dr. Duffin yesterday.
774
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,698
I'm sorry.
Oan I put you on hold?
775
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,639
Go right ahead.
776
00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:54,506
Thank you.
777
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:58,308
H i, I've got a... Dr.
Hemsley's office on the line.
778
00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,781
Er, take a message.
779
00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:04,719
Yes, hello, yes, this is
Ray Macklin for Dr. Duffin.
780
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,517
M r. Macklin, Dr...
781
00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,352
No, nothing important.
I just wanted him to know
782
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:11,484
that he
worked a miracle. Yes.
783
00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:13,392
M r. Macklin...
784
00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:16,159
we have suffered a
sudden and grievous loss.
785
00:52:16,233 --> 00:52:18,724
Dr. Duffin...
786
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:22,898
we've lost him.
787
00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:25,668
What d'you mean,
you've lost him?
788
00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:27,733
He's passed on.
789
00:52:27,844 --> 00:52:29,903
What d'you mean
passed on?
790
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,743
I mean he's dead,
M r. Macklin.
791
00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:37,718
What else
could I mean?
792
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:41,348
H is finger. He nicked his finger.
793
00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:44,188
It was the disposable razor that did it.
794
00:52:44,261 --> 00:52:47,196
M r. Macklin.
795
00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:48,754
Barbara? Yes, what
is it? What d'you want?
796
00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:50,594
Your other call.
I took a message.
797
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:53,863
A Dr. Hemsley has the
results of your tests.
798
00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:56,371
She wants you
to call her back.
799
00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:27,461
Eh, it was, eh
Doctor Haskell, yes?
800
00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:31,234
Dr. Haskell who sent me your echogram.
801
00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:33,139
No need for
concern really
802
00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:36,974
You have a condition known
as mitral valve prolapse.
803
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,604
What this
means simply
804
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:40,649
is that one of the valves in your heart
805
00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,378
isn't functioning
quite properly.
806
00:53:43,453 --> 00:53:46,820
It's a benign condition,
nothing to be concerned about.
807
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:49,586
There is no pain,
no discomfort.
808
00:53:49,659 --> 00:53:53,652
U m... well it's possible
that occasionally
809
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:58,429
you might experience premature
ventricular contractions.
810
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:01,436
Premature ventricular...
811
00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:06,498
Oontractions. PVOs. It's a
skipped beat now and then.
812
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,339
Don't worry
about it.
813
00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:11,505
I just want to
inform you, um,
814
00:54:11,615 --> 00:54:14,083
Don't overwork,
watch your diet.
815
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:17,449
Exercise you know the usual things, eh,
816
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:22,116
and, eh, everything will be just fine.
817
00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:24,626
Oan I help you, sir?
818
00:54:24,694 --> 00:54:26,184
U h, come on.
Go ahead.
819
00:54:26,296 --> 00:54:30,096
U h, yes, I'm eh...
820
00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:34,535
I'm, I'm, I'm looking for one
of those blood pressure things.
821
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:37,630
Would it be for
yourself sir?
822
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:39,197
It would.
823
00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:40,799
I check mine
four times a day.
824
00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:41,969
You do?
825
00:54:42,045 --> 00:54:43,205
Follow me.
826
00:55:00,864 --> 00:55:03,492
This is the one you need, look no further.
827
00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:06,660
Top price, best
quality. Trust it.
828
00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:09,227
This one
saved my life.
829
00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:16,244
How about
a pulse index?
830
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,746
Do I need it?
831
00:55:17,847 --> 00:55:19,337
Never leave home without it. Here.
832
00:55:26,723 --> 00:55:29,817
It's a little high.
833
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:31,918
That's neat, Dad.
Oan I have one?
834
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:33,360
We'll take two.
835
00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:36,831
Two.
836
00:55:38,234 --> 00:55:40,600
Now...
837
00:55:40,704 --> 00:55:42,763
This is
a great gizmo.
838
00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:45,205
Heartwatch
beat evaluator.
839
00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:47,209
Tells you if your heartbeat
is strong, weak, fast,
840
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:50,872
slow, stressed,
overstressed. Here.
841
00:56:08,798 --> 00:56:10,561
M r. Macklin.
842
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:11,759
M r. D'Amato.
843
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,130
You still got my card?
844
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:14,761
Yeah, I guess so.
845
00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:17,704
Well, have another.
Keep it handy.
846
00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:21,301
This is my
son, Alberto.
847
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,370
This is Ray Macklin, the
gentleman I told you about.
848
00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:26,608
How's, how's business?
849
00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,616
Oh, they're dropping like
flies out there, M r. Macklin,
850
00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:31,881
I can't stop
making money.
851
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:37,321
Hello.
852
00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:42,090
Take a look at
this beauty.
853
00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:45,259
State of the art,
portable oxy gen tank.
854
00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:48,930
Oonvenient as a briefcase,
carries like a golf bag.
855
00:56:49,005 --> 00:56:53,942
Heart attack, smoke
inhalation, electric shock.
856
00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:56,001
Have you
considered hydrotherapy?
857
00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:04,681
Are you
water and power?
858
00:57:04,788 --> 00:57:06,153
What?
859
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:08,156
How'd you like
to fix my pipes?
860
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:09,782
We've got a whole half hour
before my husband gets back.
861
00:57:09,859 --> 00:57:11,690
We still have time
to change the sheets.
862
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:12,955
That's not funny.
863
00:57:17,867 --> 00:57:19,459
What do you want?
864
00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:21,766
I want you to
come to bed, Ray.
865
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:23,829
And I want you
to screw me.
866
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:26,306
If we leave it any longer,
we'll have to go back to dating.
867
00:57:26,376 --> 00:57:28,640
Yeah, sure.
I'll be right there.
868
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:32,306
I'm left breathless
by your enthusiasm.
869
00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:37,611
What's this
thing again?
870
00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:39,678
It's a
hydrotherapy unit.
871
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:43,953
Relaxes the muscles, reduces
tension, improves circulation.
872
00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:46,860
It's just
what I need.
873
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:23,426
Raymond Joseph Macklin! If you
don't get in here and screw me,
874
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:28,267
I'm gonna
take up smoking.
875
00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:31,865
You never used that
word before.
876
00:58:31,941 --> 00:58:32,999
What word?
877
00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:34,941
Screw.
878
00:58:35,044 --> 00:58:37,512
That's the way
I'm feeling.
879
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:57,963
I'm lighting
a Camel I
880
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:03,472
I'm sucking on a Camel in here, Ray.
881
00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:08,977
Oh, hi, boys. Oome on in.
Hey, Ray, the 49ers are here!
882
00:59:11,814 --> 00:59:17,480
Olimb on in, boys. Ray's in the
bathroom playing with his faucet.
883
00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:54,589
I can't.
884
00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:56,284
Oan't what?
885
00:59:56,359 --> 00:59:59,260
Sex, intercourse.
I can't do it.
886
00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:01,695
Why not?
Lost your pecker?
887
01:00:01,798 --> 01:00:04,289
Not tonight, I...
888
01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:06,597
Pecker?
889
01:00:06,669 --> 01:00:09,297
You never called my pecker a pecker before.
890
01:00:09,372 --> 01:00:11,306
Not tonight?
891
01:00:11,374 --> 01:00:13,968
No, not really.
892
01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,443
Maybe you're
getting old.
893
01:00:16,512 --> 01:00:17,501
Maybe.
894
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,479
U h-huh.
895
01:00:21,718 --> 01:00:24,448
I saw Oonnie going into her
house with some other guy. Today.
896
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,454
I saw it.
897
01:00:26,522 --> 01:00:29,150
Pat was having
an affair.
898
01:00:29,225 --> 01:00:30,954
How did you
know that?
899
01:00:31,027 --> 01:00:34,155
Oonnie told me. He was
screwing his secretary.
900
01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:35,390
What?
901
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:37,399
It's a fact.
902
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,331
Well, then what was all this
horse-shit at the funeral
903
01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:41,131
about not being able to get it up any more?
904
01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:43,035
She was at
his funeral.
905
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:44,902
What, laying out all that
crap about failing libidos
906
01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:47,807
and he was jumping
like a jack rabbit?
907
01:00:47,877 --> 01:00:49,572
But he just wouldn't
jump with Oonnie.
908
01:00:49,679 --> 01:00:50,703
Right.
909
01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:51,837
H is wife.
910
01:00:51,914 --> 01:00:53,347
Right.
911
01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:55,646
Ow! God... that!
912
01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:58,016
One little blood clot
- that could cause a blood clot.
913
01:00:58,087 --> 01:00:59,884
Oonnie was his wife.
914
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:02,321
Well then what is she
doing down there right now?
915
01:01:02,392 --> 01:01:04,019
What does it matter?
916
01:01:04,093 --> 01:01:05,685
You would do that to me, wouldn't you?
917
01:01:05,762 --> 01:01:06,990
What?
918
01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:08,428
You would,
wouldn't you?
919
01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:09,930
Bring another
man into the house?
920
01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:10,931
Oonnie's got her
own life to lead.
921
01:01:11,034 --> 01:01:12,934
I knew it!
922
01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:14,936
Five days dead and Oonnie's
got her own life to lead!
923
01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:17,939
But it's you that's screwing
around, Ray, not me! It's you!
924
01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,599
What?!
925
01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:21,074
You're having an affair
with your secretary.
926
01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:24,704
Secretaries. That...
that Barbara.
927
01:01:24,781 --> 01:01:26,339
Barbara?
928
01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:27,781
She makes me gag
just thinking about it.
929
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:28,680
Have you seen
the shape of her?
930
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:30,378
Jenny?
931
01:01:30,453 --> 01:01:33,013
Ohm no bullshit, Ray. I know all about it.
932
01:01:33,089 --> 01:01:35,216
You're jumping like a
jack rabbit, admit it.
933
01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:38,226
But Barbara? Are you serious? Oome on.
934
01:01:38,294 --> 01:01:42,628
I mean, oh no, I could,
I could never, never...
935
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,030
do it with Barbara.
936
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:47,467
Not since Diana.
937
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:52,304
Jenny, I am... I am not
having an affair with Diana.
938
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:53,467
Let's call it
a legacy.
939
01:01:53,576 --> 01:01:55,874
I am not,
I swear it.
940
01:01:55,945 --> 01:01:58,743
Then make love to me,
for God's sakes! Be a man!
941
01:01:58,815 --> 01:01:59,804
I can't.
942
01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:01,645
Oh, you bastard.
943
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,586
I can't. I can't make love to you.
944
01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:09,318
I'm... I'm sick,
I'm gonna die.
945
01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:19,827
I have a heart
problem, Jen.
946
01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:24,498
There's something
wrong with my valve.
947
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:26,405
Ray...
948
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:28,068
Stop it, please.
949
01:02:28,144 --> 01:02:30,669
I saw the
cardiologist today.
950
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:35,775
It was the echogram test.
She called me to her office.
951
01:02:35,852 --> 01:02:37,945
If you've got a heart
condition, what are you doing
952
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:41,183
messin' with
hydrotherapy units?
953
01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:47,196
I thought I should
carry on as normal.
954
01:02:49,031 --> 01:02:52,592
Don't cry. No
tears. Please.
955
01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:54,397
No flowers.
No tears.
956
01:02:58,007 --> 01:02:59,634
What kind of
valve problem?
957
01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:01,301
I don't know.
The mitral.
958
01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:04,437
The mitral valve,
I guess.
959
01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:06,311
It's not a
prolapse, is it?
960
01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:09,146
That's the one.
961
01:03:09,218 --> 01:03:11,311
Premature
Ventricular Oontractions?
962
01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:16,723
Yeah. I got PVOs.
963
01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:20,887
Oh, you dumb asshole!
964
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:21,987
What?
965
01:03:22,064 --> 01:03:23,827
It's nothing I
966
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:25,891
Oh, God. I feel one right now.
967
01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:28,163
I've got it I
968
01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:30,171
What?
969
01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,400
M illions of people have it!
I've had it my whole life!
970
01:03:32,508 --> 01:03:34,476
Oh, God,
you, you too?
971
01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:37,638
Ray it's a benign
condition. It's...
972
01:03:37,713 --> 01:03:41,513
Daddy! Daddy!
I want Daddy!
973
01:03:41,584 --> 01:03:43,017
It's Mo.
974
01:03:43,085 --> 01:03:45,485
Daddy...
Daddy... Daddy...
975
01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:46,749
I'm here! I'm here! What's the matter?
976
01:03:46,856 --> 01:03:48,255
The airplane!
977
01:03:48,357 --> 01:03:49,722
What's the matter?
What airplane?
978
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,259
It crashed.
The airplane crashed.
979
01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:54,694
What airplane, Mo?
980
01:03:54,764 --> 01:03:57,198
What's the matter?
Oome on. Shsh. Oome on.
981
01:03:57,266 --> 01:03:58,824
Jesus, what's the
matter with her?
982
01:03:58,901 --> 01:03:59,925
Oh, she's asleep.
983
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,060
What?
984
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:02,159
She's asleep.
985
01:04:02,238 --> 01:04:03,500
What should I do?
986
01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:04,505
J ust put her
back to bed.
987
01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:10,206
Wow.
988
01:04:10,279 --> 01:04:14,375
Jesus, that was a bad dream. The air
- plane crashed.
989
01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:30,123
What this on
Joey's wrist?
990
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,394
U h, it's, uh...
991
01:04:32,468 --> 01:04:34,561
a pulse index.
992
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:37,401
Yeah, yeah,
that's a pulse index.
993
01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:39,134
Did you buy
this for him?
994
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:43,372
U h, yeah.
He asked for it, so...
995
01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:44,879
It's a great
little gizmo.
996
01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:46,539
It's a good value...
for the money.
997
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,083
You just strap
it on the wrist...
998
01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:49,208
M m-hm.
999
01:04:49,285 --> 01:04:54,416
Either one.
1000
01:04:54,490 --> 01:04:56,424
Guy said it was
shock proof.
1001
01:05:01,497 --> 01:05:03,431
Nope, nope,
you busted it.
1002
01:05:03,499 --> 01:05:09,927
He's an eight-year-old
boy, Ray.
1003
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,113
Jenny?
1004
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:33,751
Jenny?
1005
01:05:38,034 --> 01:05:39,467
How's your valve?
1006
01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:07,712
Who is it?
1007
01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:10,554
U h, Diana,
it's me. Ray.
1008
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:12,958
Raymond Macklin.
1009
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,690
I work with you
at Bon-Aire.
1010
01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:15,890
I'm your boss.
1011
01:07:22,271 --> 01:07:23,863
This is serious?
1012
01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:25,429
Do you want me
to go away?
1013
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,806
J ust give me the word, I'll go away,
1014
01:07:28,911 --> 01:07:30,902
Shit.
1015
01:07:35,217 --> 01:07:39,551
Dum dum dum, dummy doo wah
1016
01:07:39,622 --> 01:07:46,917
Only the lonely
1017
01:07:46,996 --> 01:07:49,328
Only
The lonely
1018
01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:51,923
Dum dum dum,
Dummy doo wah
1019
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:55,334
Know the way
I feel tonight
1020
01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:58,271
Ooh yay, yay,
Yay, yeah
1021
01:07:58,340 --> 01:08:00,274
Only the lonely
1022
01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:02,606
Dum dum dum,
Dummy doo wah
1023
01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:06,444
Know this feeling
Ain't right
1024
01:08:06,515 --> 01:08:09,177
Dum dum dum,
Dummy doo wah
1025
01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:13,187
There goes my baby
1026
01:08:13,255 --> 01:08:17,191
There goes my heart
1027
01:08:17,293 --> 01:08:21,354
They're gone forever
1028
01:08:21,464 --> 01:08:23,125
So far apart
1029
01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:25,690
Hey.
1030
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:26,962
Hey!
1031
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,196
But only the lonely
1032
01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:30,204
You're gonna
die, pal.
1033
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:31,796
Say what?
1034
01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:33,637
You're gonna die. Believe me, I know,
1035
01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:34,971
it's gonna kill ya.
1036
01:08:35,044 --> 01:08:36,204
Well, who's
gonna kill me?
1037
01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:38,803
Only the lonely
1038
01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:43,648
Some people have good health
and they just abuse it.
1039
01:08:48,157 --> 01:08:50,819
Buddy. Buddy,
don't go down there.
1040
01:08:54,530 --> 01:08:57,499
H i. Ray Macklin. Bon Aire
I nternational Airlines.
1041
01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,966
I'm just trying to save your life here.
1042
01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:01,559
Salt. It's
killer salt.
1043
01:09:03,372 --> 01:09:05,567
You shouldn't have hit him like that, Joe.
1044
01:09:05,674 --> 01:09:07,073
Ah, screw it.
1045
01:09:09,545 --> 01:09:11,513
Hey, how you
doing, sweetheart?
1046
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:15,508
Hey.
1047
01:09:15,584 --> 01:09:17,814
What?
1048
01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:19,548
What are you
doing here, huh?
1049
01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:24,524
Hey, why don't Italians have barbecues, eh?
1050
01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:25,582
What?
1051
01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:27,093
Asshole!
1052
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,255
What? What'd
you say?
1053
01:09:28,364 --> 01:09:29,353
Get out of here.
1054
01:09:31,267 --> 01:09:34,202
No! Stop that guy!
1055
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:35,362
Oome back!
1056
01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:37,200
Wait! Stop!
1057
01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:38,331
Wait a minute.
1058
01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:56,891
Fucking hell, man.
Are you nuts?
1059
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,616
Oh, my God,
M r. Macklin.
1060
01:10:32,161 --> 01:10:33,492
Oh!
1061
01:10:33,596 --> 01:10:34,824
Ohh!
1062
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,330
Quick! Oall
an ambulance!
1063
01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:39,162
Oh, my God, he's dead. He's dead.
1064
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:45,601
Oh, M r. Macklin.
1065
01:10:45,674 --> 01:10:50,441
Oh, what have they
done to you?
1066
01:10:50,512 --> 01:10:52,844
Oh, Ray, oh!
1067
01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:54,246
You're alive!
1068
01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:59,686
Oh Raymond... Ray
Oh Ray... Ray...
1069
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:03,851
oh you're alive! Oh look at your face...
1070
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:08,260
oh your
lovely face...
1071
01:11:08,330 --> 01:11:11,925
Oh God, your eye.
1072
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:14,128
Oh, what in heaven...?
Poor eye.
1073
01:11:14,203 --> 01:11:18,196
Oh, you...
you poor...
1074
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,868
poor eye.
1075
01:11:20,976 --> 01:11:22,534
Oh, God.
1076
01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:24,772
Oh, your hair.
1077
01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:26,872
What has
happened to you?
1078
01:11:26,982 --> 01:11:30,645
Oh, your neck,
1079
01:11:30,719 --> 01:11:33,051
oh, I love your neck.
1080
01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:38,056
I've always
loved your neck.
1081
01:11:40,829 --> 01:11:41,955
Oh.
1082
01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:47,897
Oh!
1083
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:50,837
Oh, I'm so...
1084
01:11:50,906 --> 01:11:53,340
Oh. Oh, your mouth.
1085
01:11:53,409 --> 01:11:55,741
I love your mouth.
1086
01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:58,335
Oh, your mouth.
1087
01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:00,507
M m.
M m.
1088
01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,865
Oh, God!
I love you!
1089
01:12:17,933 --> 01:12:21,027
I love you! I have always loved you!
1090
01:12:21,103 --> 01:12:25,699
Oh, God. I'm so hot and so hungry.
1091
01:12:25,774 --> 01:12:28,868
There. Feel it?
Feel how wet I am.
1092
01:12:28,944 --> 01:12:31,708
Oh, feel it.
Oh, God.
1093
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:34,010
It's running
down my legs.
1094
01:12:35,718 --> 01:12:38,516
Oh I can feel
your response.
1095
01:12:38,587 --> 01:12:41,715
Oh God what a
response.
1096
01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:44,054
This should not
be happening.
1097
01:13:11,954 --> 01:13:14,149
Oh, Barbara.
1098
01:13:15,924 --> 01:13:17,391
This is the best!
1099
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,325
God, what have
you got down there!
1100
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,064
Oh I
1101
01:13:29,138 --> 01:13:33,905
Ray. Ray. Ray!
1102
01:13:33,976 --> 01:13:35,273
Ray!
1103
01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:36,936
Oh! Oh!
1104
01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:38,946
Harry.
1105
01:13:39,014 --> 01:13:40,345
Harry, good morning.
1106
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,179
Good morning, Harry.
1107
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,082
What the hell's going on here, Ray?
1108
01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:46,747
Ray, you're vice
president of the company!
1109
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,952
Oh, God!
1110
01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:54,621
Oh, Jesus.
1111
01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:06,937
Right, that's it.
1112
01:14:07,009 --> 01:14:08,636
You're fired.
1113
01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:10,803
That's alright, M r. Lardner. I understand.
1114
01:14:10,879 --> 01:14:12,437
Not you. Her!
1115
01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:14,539
Why? What for?
1116
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:16,481
Sexual harassment of an
employee of the company.
1117
01:14:16,552 --> 01:14:17,985
Why her?
1118
01:14:18,053 --> 01:14:21,648
Because she's on top!
1119
01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,782
There's an
ambulance on...
1120
01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:28,295
Good morning,
M r. Lardner.
1121
01:14:28,363 --> 01:14:30,456
Get this man
cleaned up!
1122
01:14:30,532 --> 01:14:32,397
There's a crisis
on in Portland!
1123
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:37,730
Ray. Can
you hear me, Ray?
1124
01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:41,973
You have to go to Portland right away.
1125
01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:43,409
Portland? He can't
go to Portland
1126
01:14:43,512 --> 01:14:44,740
looking like that.
He's a mess.
1127
01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:46,838
So go find
him something.
1128
01:14:46,915 --> 01:14:49,645
Ray? Ray.
1129
01:14:49,718 --> 01:14:52,812
Flight 27 from Spokane.
Crash landing.
1130
01:14:52,888 --> 01:14:54,480
What?
1131
01:14:54,556 --> 01:14:57,582
No fatalities, Ray.
but 23 people injured.
1132
01:14:57,659 --> 01:15:00,685
And there's reporters
all over the place.
1133
01:15:00,762 --> 01:15:03,526
You have to go and stress
our safety record, Ray.
1134
01:15:03,599 --> 01:15:06,090
Go catch
the first plane.
1135
01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:07,692
Plane?
1136
01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:09,202
Call me as soon
as you get there.
1137
01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:11,762
He wants me to
get on an airplane.
1138
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,000
Here.
1139
01:15:13,075 --> 01:15:14,667
Where did
you get that?
1140
01:15:14,743 --> 01:15:16,267
I n the closet. It belonged to Pat Hagen.
1141
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:19,237
Perfect. Get
him into it.
1142
01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:54,312
M r. Macklin.
1143
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:56,213
We've held one for you in
First Olass, M r. Macklin.
1144
01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:59,584
Thank you. My God, it's Spencer Gittinger.
1145
01:15:59,655 --> 01:16:01,987
That's Spencer
Gittinger.
1146
01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:04,651
Yes, M r. Gittinger always flies
Bon-Aire. He likes the food.
1147
01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:06,421
Yeah. I'll
sit in the back.
1148
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:13,828
I gotta, I gotta
get off.
1149
01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:14,926
Pardon?
1150
01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:16,436
I have to get off.
1151
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:18,268
Oh, have you
forgotten something?
1152
01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:20,103
I have to get
off this plane.
1153
01:16:20,175 --> 01:16:21,574
But we've already left
the terminal M r. Macklin.
1154
01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:23,440
We've begun to taxi.
1155
01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:25,104
It's... it's gonna crash.
My daughter had a vision.
1156
01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:26,613
This plane is
gonna crash!
1157
01:16:26,682 --> 01:16:29,173
Please, sit down,
M r. Macklin.
1158
01:16:29,284 --> 01:16:31,775
There is a bomb
on this plane.
1159
01:16:31,853 --> 01:16:33,184
What?
1160
01:16:33,288 --> 01:16:35,415
There is a bomb
on this plane!
1161
01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:40,689
A bomb I
A bomb I
1162
01:16:47,836 --> 01:16:49,269
Get out of the way!
1163
01:17:07,522 --> 01:17:14,951
Hello, M r. Lardner.
1164
01:17:15,030 --> 01:17:18,397
I gave you everything one
man could give another.
1165
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,992
And you shit
in my hand.
1166
01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:23,629
I fucking hate you!
1167
01:17:23,705 --> 01:17:25,570
Sorry, Harry,
I just couldn't do it.
1168
01:17:25,674 --> 01:17:27,141
You're off the team.
1169
01:17:27,209 --> 01:17:29,473
You're history, Macklin!
1170
01:17:29,544 --> 01:17:34,811
I understand, Harry. U nder the
circumstance, I think it's the best move.
1171
01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:36,851
I hope they
deport you.
1172
01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:50,258
Jesus Ohrist!
1173
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,266
Ray?
1174
01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:54,928
I... I didn't
mean it. Ray?
1175
01:17:55,003 --> 01:17:56,265
Ray!
1176
01:17:56,371 --> 01:17:57,668
Ray. What is it?
What is it?
1177
01:17:57,739 --> 01:18:01,436
My heart!
1178
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,444
Why are you holding
your stomach?
1179
01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:07,712
Because that's where it
hurts, you damn schmuck!
1180
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,120
Doctor...
1181
01:18:21,229 --> 01:18:23,197
He's gone into
surgery, M rs. Macklin.
1182
01:18:23,265 --> 01:18:26,291
Surgery? There's nothing wrong with him.
1183
01:18:26,401 --> 01:18:29,131
He's got a
ruptured appendix.
1184
01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:31,068
Suction.
1185
01:18:31,139 --> 01:18:33,801
Sponge again -
tie it up.
1186
01:18:36,978 --> 01:18:38,309
What a mess
this is.
1187
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,211
Sorry.
1188
01:18:42,084 --> 01:18:44,644
Sponge again.
1189
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:45,914
Tie that.
1190
01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:51,154
Tie that.
1191
01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,319
Looks like some
- thing fell on his head.
1192
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:55,090
Pick that up,
will you?
1193
01:18:55,163 --> 01:19:00,658
Suction. Get the
suction in here.
1194
01:19:00,769 --> 01:19:05,331
The wire, please.
Okay.
1195
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:07,772
Alright. Tie
that up.
1196
01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:09,174
People, we have
a problem!
1197
01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:10,404
Should I stop?
1198
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,606
Yes, please.
1199
01:19:12,681 --> 01:19:13,943
We have
an arrest.
1200
01:19:14,015 --> 01:19:15,778
Oh, shit.
Bicarbs, please.
1201
01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:17,910
Start O P R.
1202
01:19:17,986 --> 01:19:19,351
Dr. Hapgut to Radiology.
1203
01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:22,582
Dr. Hapgut to Radiology.
1204
01:19:25,026 --> 01:19:27,961
Who is this
guy, anyways?
1205
01:19:28,029 --> 01:19:29,690
I don't know.
1206
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,858
But he sure
screwed up my day.
1207
01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:34,697
Bill.
1208
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:40,868
Oome on,
you bastard.
1209
01:19:40,976 --> 01:19:42,375
How's he doing?
1210
01:19:42,477 --> 01:19:44,138
Not well.
1211
01:19:44,212 --> 01:19:45,440
Fuck it.
1212
01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:46,640
Hey.
1213
01:19:46,715 --> 01:19:48,307
Hey!
1214
01:19:57,692 --> 01:19:59,455
What are you
doing here?
1215
01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:01,393
You're checking out, pal.
Let's get out of here.
1216
01:20:01,496 --> 01:20:02,986
I can't get up!
1217
01:20:03,064 --> 01:20:05,328
Sure you can!
1218
01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:28,920
You son of a bitch,
it's good to see you.
1219
01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:32,189
This is it.
1220
01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:34,091
I knew I was checking out,
but nobody believed me.
1221
01:20:34,162 --> 01:20:36,096
Oome on, let's get the hell out of here.
1222
01:20:36,198 --> 01:20:38,928
These guys are
wasting their time.
1223
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,833
We're wasting
our time.
1224
01:20:41,903 --> 01:20:44,098
Hey I
1225
01:20:44,206 --> 01:20:46,333
Why did the pervert cross the road?
1226
01:20:46,408 --> 01:20:48,103
Why?
1227
01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:49,006
He couldn't get his
dick out of the chicken.
1228
01:20:59,254 --> 01:21:00,585
Hold on.
1229
01:21:10,932 --> 01:21:14,629
Hey. Hey, don't hang around!
You gotta check out clean.
1230
01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:26,371
Jenny?
1231
01:21:41,963 --> 01:21:43,396
Come on I
1232
01:21:43,465 --> 01:21:45,433
Come on, pal I
1233
01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:48,435
Oome on.
Oome on!
1234
01:21:48,503 --> 01:21:51,768
You're checking out. That's
none of your business.
1235
01:23:03,578 --> 01:23:06,172
Hey, there are people
standing in line.
1236
01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:08,238
Priority booking.
1237
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:11,808
Yeah, but why... why are
they standing in line?
1238
01:23:11,886 --> 01:23:13,513
Come on I
1239
01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,021
Hey! There's
a line here!
1240
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,318
M r. Macklin.
1241
01:24:27,429 --> 01:24:29,590
M r. D'Amato.
1242
01:24:29,664 --> 01:24:31,256
Ohecking in,
M r. Macklin?
1243
01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:33,232
Yeah, yeah,
I guess so.
1244
01:24:33,301 --> 01:24:35,064
He's checking in.
1245
01:24:35,136 --> 01:24:37,764
All you have to do
is sign here.
1246
01:24:58,193 --> 01:24:59,683
What happened,
M r. D'Amato?
1247
01:24:59,794 --> 01:25:02,126
I died,
M r. Macklin.
1248
01:25:02,197 --> 01:25:04,631
But why?
1249
01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:07,133
I'm an old man
M r. Macklin.
1250
01:25:07,202 --> 01:25:09,864
What else do
you expect?
1251
01:25:09,971 --> 01:25:12,599
You think I had
a choice?
1252
01:25:12,674 --> 01:25:14,141
Thank you.
1253
01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:15,836
Oh.
1254
01:25:20,715 --> 01:25:21,374
Come on.
1255
01:25:59,254 --> 01:26:00,915
You're in
number seven.
1256
01:26:12,233 --> 01:26:13,598
Your suite, sir.
1257
01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:28,380
You have a pot
for coffee but, uh,
1258
01:26:28,449 --> 01:26:30,610
eh, you've gotta
go out for meals.
1259
01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:34,883
I'm next door
in number eight.
1260
01:26:51,639 --> 01:26:53,971
Jeez.
1261
01:26:54,075 --> 01:26:57,067
H... H i.
1262
01:26:57,145 --> 01:26:58,476
I'm Ray Macklin.
1263
01:27:15,964 --> 01:27:18,990
I n Dixie Land
Where I was born
1264
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:20,932
Early on one frosty morn
1265
01:27:21,002 --> 01:27:23,493
Heaven.
1266
01:27:23,571 --> 01:27:27,166
Look away Look away
1267
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:31,508
Look away Dixie Land
1268
01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:35,743
Oh, I wish I was in Dixie,
1269
01:27:35,817 --> 01:27:40,117
Away Away
1270
01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:42,349
They're singing Dixie.
1271
01:27:42,423 --> 01:27:45,187
I n Dixie Land
I'll take my stand
1272
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:49,026
To live and die in Dixie
1273
01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:53,294
Away Away
1274
01:27:53,368 --> 01:27:55,962
Away down South in Dixie
1275
01:27:56,037 --> 01:27:57,436
Oome on.
1276
01:27:57,505 --> 01:28:02,033
Away Away
1277
01:28:02,143 --> 01:28:06,477
Away down South in Dixie
1278
01:28:06,547 --> 01:28:08,105
What do you do
here all day?
1279
01:28:08,182 --> 01:28:10,377
I told you. Nothin'. This is Heaven.
1280
01:28:10,485 --> 01:28:13,215
Hey, you want a drink?
Hey... hey... eh.
1281
01:28:13,321 --> 01:28:15,380
I'll have a gin bloody
Mary. What do you want, Ray?
1282
01:28:15,456 --> 01:28:17,720
Dr. Duffin, it's me, Ray
Macklin. You saved my life.
1283
01:28:17,825 --> 01:28:20,157
He don't talk. You want a gin
bloody Mary? Make that two.
1284
01:28:20,228 --> 01:28:21,991
What happened to him?
1285
01:28:22,063 --> 01:28:24,896
Nothin'. Something
he said.
1286
01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:27,833
The blacks don't talk
very much here.
1287
01:28:27,902 --> 01:28:30,063
He's got sort of
a thing about blacks.
1288
01:28:30,171 --> 01:28:31,468
Who? You mean God?
1289
01:28:31,539 --> 01:28:33,564
No. Howard.
1290
01:28:33,641 --> 01:28:34,665
Howard?
1291
01:28:34,742 --> 01:28:35,709
H ughes.
1292
01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:37,505
Howard H ughes?
1293
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,508
The meadows in the blue
1294
01:28:41,582 --> 01:28:43,846
Everybody's doing
nothing. Look at 'em.
1295
01:28:43,918 --> 01:28:46,216
They're all just
standin' there.
1296
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:48,812
Nobody has a drink. Have you
noticed that? Nobody has a drinkl
1297
01:28:48,890 --> 01:28:51,085
Service is slow.
1298
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:52,421
What are you doing?
1299
01:28:52,493 --> 01:28:53,482
I'm going swimming.
1300
01:28:53,561 --> 01:28:54,425
You can't.
1301
01:28:54,529 --> 01:28:56,156
Why not?
1302
01:28:56,230 --> 01:28:57,857
Because. One goes in, all want to go in.
1303
01:28:57,932 --> 01:29:01,595
Nobody goes in the pool. Nobody. Not ever.
1304
01:29:01,703 --> 01:29:05,537
You're crying. What are you crying for?
1305
01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:11,603
Pat, you...
1306
01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:13,840
I'm crying for you.
1307
01:29:13,915 --> 01:29:15,610
I'd rather you laugh.
1308
01:29:15,717 --> 01:29:20,620
Hey, hey, hey, you wanna
get us talked about?
1309
01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,280
You're dead.
1310
01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:24,882
Why are you
being morbid?
1311
01:29:24,959 --> 01:29:26,392
Hey, listen.
A joke.
1312
01:29:26,461 --> 01:29:28,292
Why don't Italians
have barbecues?
1313
01:29:28,396 --> 01:29:30,455
You... you... you died.
1314
01:29:30,565 --> 01:29:35,366
Why don't Italians
have barbecues?
1315
01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:49,208
Because the spaghetti
falls through the grill.
1316
01:29:49,283 --> 01:29:51,581
Why don't Italians
have barbecues?
1317
01:29:51,652 --> 01:29:54,314
Because the spaghetti
falls through the grill I
1318
01:29:54,422 --> 01:29:56,652
Shh, take it easy,
M r. Macklin.
1319
01:29:56,724 --> 01:29:58,749
What's going on here?
What are you doing here?
1320
01:29:58,826 --> 01:30:02,785
The operation was a
success. You're just fine.
1321
01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:04,489
Well then how come
I died?
1322
01:30:04,565 --> 01:30:05,827
What?
1323
01:30:05,933 --> 01:30:07,764
Oh, Ray. Won't
it ever stop?
1324
01:30:07,835 --> 01:30:10,736
You're alive and
well, M r. Macklin.
1325
01:30:10,805 --> 01:30:12,102
I am?
1326
01:30:12,173 --> 01:30:14,107
M m-hm.
1327
01:30:14,175 --> 01:30:16,006
How long have
I been here?
1328
01:30:16,110 --> 01:30:17,600
A week.
1329
01:30:17,678 --> 01:30:18,940
A week?
1330
01:30:19,013 --> 01:30:20,742
You just
wouldn't wake up.
1331
01:30:20,815 --> 01:30:22,339
Well, in that case...
1332
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,351
N urse.
N ursel
1333
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:25,443
M r. Macklin.
1334
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:26,578
Ray.
1335
01:30:26,654 --> 01:30:27,621
Ah! Shit!
1336
01:30:27,688 --> 01:30:28,848
Fuck off!
1337
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:35,453
Go!
1338
01:30:35,530 --> 01:30:37,020
Go! Go!
1339
01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:38,531
Where's the car?
1340
01:30:38,633 --> 01:30:39,793
This way, Dad.
1341
01:30:39,867 --> 01:30:41,198
Go! Right there! Go! Go!
1342
01:30:41,302 --> 01:30:42,929
I'm trying!
1343
01:30:43,004 --> 01:30:44,494
You shouldn't be
doing this, Ray.
1344
01:30:44,605 --> 01:30:46,436
It's very embarrassing
for the doctor.
1345
01:30:46,507 --> 01:30:48,532
Goddamn room mates! Howard
fucking H ughes! Oome on!
1346
01:30:48,609 --> 01:30:50,804
This is very dangerous!
1347
01:30:50,878 --> 01:30:53,642
You could get killed
doing this kind of thing!
1348
01:30:53,714 --> 01:30:55,443
I'm a registered
nurse, doctor.
1349
01:30:55,516 --> 01:30:56,813
Then behave
like one!
1350
01:31:01,889 --> 01:31:03,789
Oome on! Oome on! Oome on!
How can I make my getaway
1351
01:31:03,858 --> 01:31:05,951
if you don't have the
goddamn keys?
1352
01:31:06,027 --> 01:31:07,392
Let's go!
1353
01:31:07,495 --> 01:31:09,895
M r. Macklin!
1354
01:31:09,964 --> 01:31:12,558
With this kind
of behavior,
1355
01:31:12,667 --> 01:31:15,465
they're gonna cancel
your insurance!
1356
01:32:26,107 --> 01:32:29,474
Well, it's alright
1357
01:32:29,577 --> 01:32:32,307
Riding around
I n a breeze
1358
01:32:32,413 --> 01:32:35,246
It's alright
1359
01:32:35,316 --> 01:32:38,046
If you live
The life you please
1360
01:32:38,119 --> 01:32:41,088
Well, it's alright
1361
01:32:41,155 --> 01:32:43,248
Doing the best you can
1362
01:32:43,324 --> 01:32:46,657
Well, it's alright
1363
01:32:46,727 --> 01:32:51,664
As long as you lend a hand
1364
01:32:51,732 --> 01:32:57,261
You can sit around and wait
For the phone to ring
1365
01:32:57,338 --> 01:33:00,933
Waiting for someone
To tell you everything
1366
01:33:01,008 --> 01:33:02,999
At the end of the line
1367
01:33:03,110 --> 01:33:07,012
Sit around and wonder
What tomorrow will bring
1368
01:33:07,114 --> 01:33:08,342
At the end of the line
1369
01:33:08,449 --> 01:33:10,747
Maybe a diamond ring
1370
01:33:10,818 --> 01:33:14,015
Well, it's alright
1371
01:33:14,088 --> 01:33:16,283
Even if they say
You're wrong
1372
01:33:16,357 --> 01:33:19,758
Well, it's alright
1373
01:33:19,827 --> 01:33:22,352
Sometimes you
Gotta be strong
1374
01:33:22,463 --> 01:33:25,364
Well, it's alright
1375
01:33:25,433 --> 01:33:28,027
As long as you
Got somewhere to lay
1376
01:33:28,102 --> 01:33:30,969
Well, it's alright
1377
01:33:31,038 --> 01:33:36,032
Every day is judgment day
1378
01:33:36,143 --> 01:33:39,112
I don't have to be
Ashamed of the car I drive
1379
01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:41,546
At the end of the line
1380
01:33:41,649 --> 01:33:45,551
I'm just glad to be here
Happy to be alive
1381
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,781
At the end of the line
1382
01:33:47,855 --> 01:33:51,621
And it don't matter
If you're by my side
1383
01:33:51,692 --> 01:33:52,818
At the end of the line
1384
01:33:52,893 --> 01:33:55,225
I'm satisfied
1385
01:33:55,329 --> 01:33:58,457
Well, it's alright
1386
01:33:58,532 --> 01:34:00,830
Even if you old and gray
1387
01:34:00,901 --> 01:34:04,234
Well, it's alright
1388
01:34:04,338 --> 01:34:06,397
You still got
Something to say
1389
01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:09,966
Well, it's alright
1390
01:34:10,044 --> 01:34:12,012
Riding around
I n a breeze
1391
01:34:12,079 --> 01:34:15,515
Well, it's alright
1392
01:34:15,583 --> 01:34:18,347
If you live
The life you please
1393
01:34:18,419 --> 01:34:21,354
Well, it's alright
1394
01:34:21,422 --> 01:34:23,652
Even if
The sun don't shine
1395
01:34:23,724 --> 01:34:27,023
Well, it's alright
1396
01:34:27,094 --> 01:34:29,585
I'm going to the end
Of the line
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