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WilLoW :--) January 27th, 2005
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I don't know, that looks pretty high up.
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Yeah. I think it'd be better to start lower.
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Dude, I really don't think it's smart, Cartman.
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This is gonna be totally cool, you guys.
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It's not gonna work; just come down from there.
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...Geez, this looks a lot higher from up here.
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What's going on?
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Cartman thinks he can fly off of his roof.
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Do it! Do it!
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I'm gonna.
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I wouldn't if I were you.
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Those wings don't look very strong.
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Don't listen to 'em, Cartman! I'm sure it'll work.
Go for it. Yaaay Cartman! Fly fly fly!
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Okay, here we go.
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Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
On this historic day, let us go on to
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Awww, go on and do it already!
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Hold on, I'm givin' my speech! On this historic day, we
remember the Wright Brothers: Orville and Redenbacher,
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whose dreams and visions inspired generations.
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He's not gonna do it.
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And now, again, one man's vision ushers in a new era of aerial travel,
proving the power of imagination and intellect.
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The magic... of flight!
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Oh my God! Eric! Eric,
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Mommy's here. Sweetie?
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Oh what's wrong with him?
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I'm afraid that your son is... incredibly stupid.
He thought he could fly with cardboard wings.
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The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall,
which has... put him into a deep coma.
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Coma... My God, for- for how long?
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There's no telling. He may never recover.
We'll just have to wait. And see.
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Seasons change, time passes by.
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As the weeks become
the months become the years.
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Eugh...
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Oh my... Doctor!
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He's awake!
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Wheh? Where am I?
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Oh, you've finally come back! It's a miracle!
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You're at the hospital, Eric.
You've... been in a coma for some time.
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Coma... How long?
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It's been two days.
Nurse, you can remove his face-warmer now.
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Yse, Doctor.
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Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head traume.
Your road to recovery will be long and arduous.
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At least another two days.
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Seasons change, time passes by.
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As the weeks become
the months become the years.
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You're doing so much better, muffin.
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Why the hell do I have to share my room with other patients?
This is bullcrap!
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Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again.
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I'm sorry, detectives,
there was nothing we could do.
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Damnit! Another murder victim!
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For three years the Left-Hand killer has
been at large and I've exhausted every lead!
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Maybe... I just don't have what it
takes to be a cop anymore.
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We'd better get back to the station, sir.
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Good, because you assholes have
kept me up for three hours!
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All right, let's go, Murphy. Hang on a second,
where are, where are my car keys?
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Probably in your front pocket, dumbass!
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Doctor, didn't you say that kid suffereed head trauma?
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Yes, it was pretty severe.
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What is it, Lou?
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I've... heard cases where people suffering head
trauma awaken to some psychic abilities.
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Aw, come on, sir.
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I know it's ridiculous
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, but I'm gonna explore every possibility I can.
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Hello, young man, could we have a quick word with you?
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Not now! The nurse is gonna walk
in any minute with my lunch.
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Twelve-thirty, Eric. Lunch time.
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Young man, how did you know
the nurse was gonna walk in just now?
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I don't know, I just knew it.
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Aww man, this smells like meatloaf. Again?!
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Yep, meatload again.
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Jesus, how did he...?
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Little boy...
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Well it's a snowball's chance in hell but...
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we were wondering if you could come down and see if your.
.. new powers could help us catch the killer.
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His new... powers?
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All right, make sure you get pictures
of everything in this crime scene.
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Who's the kid?
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He's supposed to be some kind of psychic.
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Aw Christ.
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This is... where the body was found.
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Multiple stab wounds, just like all the others.
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How come the outline is missing its hand?
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The killer always cuts off the left hand of his victim,
and keeps it as a trophy.
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Stand back, give him room!
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Come on, kid, concentrate!
What do you see in your mind?
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Ice cream. Covered with... chocolate sprinkles...
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Double-Stuff Oreos...
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He ... He's taking the top of one and...
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...and he puts it together to make Quadruple-Stuffs!
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I see...ice cream, and sprinkles,
and Quadruple-Stuffs!
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Jesus Christ!
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Sir?
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Tom Johannsen, the owner of the ice cream shop!
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Yes? Oh, hello, detectives.
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Mr. Johansen,
could we have a quick word with you?
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Wuhsure, come on in.
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I'm afraid the house is a little bit
of a disaster area since I have
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Get him!
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Code 6! Code 6!
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Use the taser! Use the taser!
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Do it again!
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He put up a hell of a fight, but we got him!
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Why? Why??
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Congratulations, Eric. You just stopped the
biggest killer in South Park history.
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We would give you a reward, but I guess that knowing the
people of South Park are safe again is reward enough.
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Guess again.
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All right, here's a hundred dollars.
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Wow!
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His powers are uncanny. Take good care of him, Ms.
Cartman. Make sure he uses his powers for good.
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Oh he will. My little poopsiekins is a very good little boy.
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I'm a psychic and you are worse.
I have super-awesome powers. You don't.
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Cartman, what did you do?!
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Oh, didn't you hear, Kyle? I used my new psychic
abilities to catch the serial killer.
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And I made a hundred bucks!
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Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop!
He wasn't a killer and you know it!
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Then why did I see ice cream
and cookies when I closed my eyes?
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Because you're a fucking fatass, that's why?!
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Do not doubt my powers, Kyle!
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You don't have any powers!
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Don't make me do it, Kyle! I can make your
head explode with a single thoght!
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Wuh be careful, Kyle.
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He can't do crap!
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Fine, Kyle! You asked for it! Hee-at!
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There he is! Hey, Eric!
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We've got a little problem.
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What?
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While the ice-cream store owner was in jail,
another murder was commited.
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This body also had a missing hand and
a bowl of corn flakes next to it!
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Which can only mean one thing!
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Ha! You see?!
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That a copycat killer is on the loose! We need your
psychic abilities to catch this new guy right away!
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What?!
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We'll pay you up front this time! We've gotta
catch this new guy before he kills again.
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I'm afraid that my powers... are not for sale. ...And
by that I mean they absolutely are for sale.
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Let's go!
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Tom, I'm standing in a meadow just outside of town where police
have discovered the first victim of the serial copycat killer.
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Child wunderkind Eric Cartman is now arriving on the scene.
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This is fuckin' ridiculous!
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Whattaya got, wunderkind?
Are ya seeing anything?
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No. Nothing.
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Maybe his powers have left him.
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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Fried chicken. It's tender and it's fresh.
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There's maple syrup...
Maple syrup's being put on the chicken.
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What the hell is wrong with these people?!
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They're never gonna catch the serial killer.
He's too smart. Do you want to see my cotton panties?
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Hey! What about this guy?!
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Quiet! He's havin' a vision!
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It is fried chicken!
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Oh my God. It's a fried chicken sundae.
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"Junior, what are you doing out?" I'm sorry, Mother.
"You come home rigtht now and have sex with me!
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" No, Mommy!
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Hey, uh, does anyone know who that guy is?!
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I said quiet, you little brat, or I'll have
you arrested for interfering with the law!
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This is Park County News 4,
with your host, Jim Brown-ish
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The copycat killer of the cut-off-the-left-hand
killer has been arrested.
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Police used the help of Eric Cartman,
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a wunderkind psychic detective. At the crime scene, the
young psychic had visions flash before his mind,
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and the police immiedately arrested the
owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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The young man's
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visions were so astounding that other police
departments have sought out his help.
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If I'm happy and I know it, clap my hands.
*clap* *clap* If I'm happy and I know it,
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clap my hands. *clap* *clap*
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Eric, sweetie, there's um,
some people here to see you.
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More people need to make use of my phenomenal gifts,
huh? Ahhh, it's so very tiring.
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Ah, no, these people claim that they
are the "real" psychic detectives.
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So, you are the little boy who's been taking all our work?!
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Oooh, I'll go make some tea.
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Kid, we have a problem. You didn't go through the proper
channels to become a psychic detective like we all did.
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Yeah!
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Proper channels?
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You were supposed to fill out the form
on the back of the comic book and pay
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the twenty five dollar fee for the degree
from the Psychic Detective School.
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I was given my gift from a tragic accident. I didn't
need to go to Psychic Detective School.
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Well you just can't say you're a psychic detective,
you have to use the ad in the comic book!
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You must pay the twenty five dollar fee and
give us ten percent of yoru earnings!
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Ten percent my balls, get lost!
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Very well, then you give us no choice. Roger?
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All right everyone!
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Oh, poopsies, what's going on?
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Stand back, mother!
We're having a telekinetic battle of minds!
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O-o-o-o-o-oh!
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Enough!
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We are ...obviously quite evenly matched.
I guess this will have to be settled in court.
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In court?
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We brought a class-action lawsuit against you!
We'll see you before the judge tomorrow!
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Is it over?
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Her name is...
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Veronica Crabtree, busdriver for the elementary school.
She was considered an ancillary character,
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one the fans wouldn't miss much.
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Jesus Christ! Cause of death?
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Same MO, sir. Multiple stab wounds,
left hand cut off and missing.
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So you're telling me somebody new is now copying
the crimes of the copycat killer?
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! Jesus! Where will it end?!
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Every time I put a killer behind bars, another
guy just steps in and takes his place!
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What am I doing wrong?!
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Excuse me, sir? I think I know who did this.
We saw this guy at the last crime scene,
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and, and you know how serial killers sometimes
return to the scene of the crime?
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Well, I followed this guy to his house,
and when he left again,
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I collected some fingerprints
and did a blood-sample analysis.
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I'm pretty sure he's your man.
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How do you know?? Are you psychic??
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No.
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Look, kid, don't waste my time with your
blood-sampling fingerprinty hocus-pocus!
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I have to find this new killer now!
I owe it to that victim over there!
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I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes,
but DAMNIT she deserved better than this!
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Come on, Murph, we've gotta
talk to Eric Cartman again!
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Why won't anybody listen to me?!
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(Don't take it personally, Kyle)
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I AM taking it personally because
Cartman is a retard!
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Just because he hit his head
and went into a coma doesn't mean he's a- Wait,
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that's it. If I want people to listen to me,
I just have to be as stupid as Cartman.
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Dude, I really don't think that's a good idea!
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There has to be another way!
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Be sure to take me to the same hospital!
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Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun,
or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean.
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Butters, Goddamnit.
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All right, here we go.
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Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
On this historic day we rerme- aw screw it!
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Call an ambulance.
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Multiple arrests were made today for the murder of Hillary Neals.
Police raided the South Park Motel 6 at 4 a.m.,
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where seven psychic detectives were staying.
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The psychic detectives' horrible crime was found
out by psychic detective Eric Cartman,
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who is now the only psychic not behind bars.
What an amazing coincidence.
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Cool.
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Ah, Kyle is at the door. Come in, Kyle!
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Who are you?
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You, you give everyone else credit for my work,
because you fail to see my greatness.
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... 'K. Sweet.
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Because of you,
nobody knows the extent of my deeds.
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Oh yeah. Awesome.
Hold on, just a second.
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Mom, there's some homeless guy here.
Make him go away.
233
00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:43,285
Hey. Hey, what's goin' on??
234
00:14:44,002 --> 00:14:46,186
You are obviously a big fan of my work.
235
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,779
I don't even know you dude!
236
00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:53,171
But I am the serial killer! The one whose rightful
place in history you have smirched!
237
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:54,550
Oh Jesus.
238
00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:58,576
And now you will have a place of honor,
as my nineteenth victim.
239
00:14:58,883 --> 00:15:01,923
No! No, you don't wanna kill me. Please,
I'll give you anything you want!
240
00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:07,934
Before you die, let me show you the things that I've done,
so you will understand the breadth of my transformation!
241
00:15:10,472 --> 00:15:12,732
This... is me at the grand canyon.
242
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:18,572
Do you see? This is me at Mount Rushmore
243
00:15:18,956 --> 00:15:19,871
Do you see?
244
00:15:20,245 --> 00:15:20,689
Heheh.
245
00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:21,685
Do you see??
246
00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:22,670
Yes yes, I see!
247
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,008
Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio.
248
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:27,579
This was just outside of the gift shop. Do you see??
249
00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:28,548
AAAAAAAH!
250
00:15:33,018 --> 00:15:38,454
Damnit! Damnit all to hell! They just found another body!
That means a fifth copycat killer is on the loose!
251
00:15:38,694 --> 00:15:39,683
Where's my psychic?!
252
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:42,992
Sorry, Sarge, the psychic's mom says her son
hasn't been home for a couple of hours.
253
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:47,750
Sir! Dr. Kels just called from the hospital! He
says another little boy just awoke from a coma,
254
00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:49,282
and is having psychic visions!
255
00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:51,149
Let's go!
256
00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:56,697
This is the young man here.
He was in a coma for over sixteen hours.
257
00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:02,145
Doctor, could you remove his face warmer?
We'd like to speak with him.
258
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,124
Of course. Nurse?
259
00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:09,664
Young man, the doctor said you've had some.
.. visions about our newest murder?
260
00:16:10,943 --> 00:16:13,871
I see... a man... with a baseball cap.
261
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,572
He's killing now... Oh! I'm seeing it all flash before my eyes!
The guy's name is Michael Deets,
262
00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:23,005
and he lives at 621 Castillo Street. He's
usually there between seven and eleven p.
263
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:23,515
m.
264
00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:24,798
What do you think, Mitch?
265
00:16:25,341 --> 00:16:30,838
I don't know. How do we know this kid is really psychic?
I mean, this boy is certainly no Eric Cartman.
266
00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:35,948
All right, we'll check this Deets guy out. But
let's use that one thing that we never use.
267
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:37,112
...Sir?
268
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:39,616
You know, what's that one thing that
starts with an R that we never use?
269
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:41,414
...Restraint?
270
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:44,902
Yeah yeah, restraint. We'll check this guy out,
but let's use some restraint.
271
00:16:45,994 --> 00:16:50,351
Look! Look at the things I've done! Here
I am at Yellowstone National Park!
272
00:16:50,571 --> 00:16:54,405
Do you see?! Here are pictures of my
trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days.
273
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:55,133
Do you see?!
274
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,744
Oh my God! I'm so bored! Somebody help me!
275
00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:07,418
Good evening, sir.
We're Park County detectives.
276
00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,954
We were just wondering if we could
take a quick look around your house,
277
00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:10,752
Misterrr...
278
00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:12,257
God.
279
00:17:13,014 --> 00:17:16,031
Well Mr. God, it won't take but a second;
it might help us with an investigation.
280
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,499
(Hey! Come over here!)
281
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:32,448
I see you like cutting the eyes out of photos of women.
My son is a big fan of that too.
282
00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:34,456
Sarge! In here!
283
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:43,647
Jesus H.... That boy was right!
Arrest that guy!
284
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,848
Whoawhoawaitwaitheywait wait yo!
Oh wait a minute, no ah, I'm wrong.
285
00:17:48,264 --> 00:17:48,774
Sir?
286
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:52,419
This isn't the guy. The serial killer always
cuts off the victims' left hands.
287
00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:53,488
Right.
288
00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:54,455
Well those aren't left hands.
289
00:17:55,013 --> 00:18:00,353
See, on your left hand, the thumb faces to the left.
Those are all right hands.
290
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:00,056
Ohhh.
291
00:18:01,055 --> 00:18:02,064
Nope, this isn't our man.
292
00:18:02,778 --> 00:18:04,927
We're sorry, Mr. God.
It appears we've wasted your time.
293
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,735
(Hey! Get me out of here!)
294
00:18:09,662 --> 00:18:12,164
Heh, pretty amazing coincidence that guy
had a bunch of hands on his wall.
295
00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:13,993
Heh, no wonder that boy thought he was a killer.
296
00:18:14,808 --> 00:18:17,229
Yeah... Amazing coincidence...
297
00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:18,604
Heh- sir?
298
00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:22,101
Call it police intuition, but sonethin'
in there just didn't feel right.
299
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,174
Wait a minute.
300
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:26,688
Sarge...
301
00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:34,300
What is it?
302
00:18:35,309 --> 00:18:37,199
I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to run some tests.
303
00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:20,985
Murphy, do you remember
what I was supposed to be doing?
304
00:19:21,842 --> 00:19:27,387
Oh. Uhhh... Oh. Something about hands, sir?
Uh for the serial killer?
305
00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:29,367
Oh right! The hands! Right!
306
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,563
Oh my God. Murphy!
307
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:45,925
You're not gonna believe this.
308
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,010
That's it, no more pictures.
309
00:19:53,905 --> 00:19:54,920
Time to die.
310
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,428
No, please! I'm sorry I gave other people credit for your killings.
Ahah, it was,
311
00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:01,381
it was very wrong for me to lie about the
other psychics and get them arrested.
312
00:20:01,898 --> 00:20:03,792
Your hand will be one with the others.
313
00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:06,842
Please just let me go! Ah I'm gonna tell
everyone I'm not really psychic!
314
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:08,626
I've learned my lesson!
Please, I don't wanna-
315
00:20:10,984 --> 00:20:13,108
I don't wanna have to use
my psychic mind missile on you!
316
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,223
Hold it right there, killer!
317
00:20:28,371 --> 00:20:29,685
You got here just in time.
318
00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:33,077
He was gonna kill me because he was insanely
jealous of my incredible psychic ability.
319
00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:40,220
Well young man, you did an amazing thing. Not only
did your psychic visions help us catch the killer,
320
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,680
but a lot of innocent people are out of jail.
321
00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:44,510
Yes, thank you very much, Kyle.
322
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,005
Yes, thanks.
323
00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:47,803
You're certainly a better psychic then Eric.
324
00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:52,097
No, don't you see? Cartman never had psychic visions.
And neither do these people.
325
00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:54,237
The plain simple truth is that nobody is psychic.
326
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:57,239
There's a logical explanation for every
psychic story you've ever heard.
327
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,729
Do you think that's true?
328
00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:01,607
It must be true. The kid is psychic.
329
00:21:02,585 --> 00:21:06,578
But I don't suppose it really matters much. Because in the end,
the way I caught the killer was with.
330
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:09,746
.. good old-fashioned police work.
Come on, Murphy.
331
00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:14,767
Well young man, I guess that
just leaves one score to settle.
332
00:21:15,063 --> 00:21:15,823
You can't hurt me.
333
00:21:16,228 --> 00:21:17,830
Then let this be our final battle!
334
00:21:23,146 --> 00:21:23,944
Just stop it!
335
00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:27,074
Stoopp iitt!!
336
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,670
There's a logical explanation for that.
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