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Yeah, and it was called Man from Atlantis,
and he had like, webbed fingers...
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Kyle, Kenny! I have to talk to you right now!
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Okay, hang on a second I-
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RIGHT NOW, GODDAMNIT!
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All right, all right!
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Dude, what is the matter with you?
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Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall.
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(WHAT??)
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Trent Boyett??
The kid from preschool??
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Yeah. He just got paroled.
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Oh no! NO!
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Hey gaybots, what's goin' on?
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Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall.
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Really? That's cool. When did-?
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What did you say?
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Trent Boyett? Meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid in the world,
super-pissed off at US Trent Boyett??
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Yeah.
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Oh, Holy Jesus, God is...
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What the hell are we gonna do??
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Hey, is it true??
Trent Boyett is getting out??
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It's true.
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Oh Jesus, Oh Christ in Heaven, I gotta hide!
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Uh, oh boy!
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He's gonna come for us, you guys.
We are dead men.
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Look, m-maybe he's forgiven us.
I mean, we were only in preschool
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Dude, let's play Fireman.
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Totally, dude, let's play Fireman.
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Jews can't be firemen.
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Shut up, fatass!
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Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!
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(How about we put a real fire out?)
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Hey, Kenny's right. We should put out a i>real fire.
Then we'll be heroes!
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But how do we start a fire?
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Trent Boyett will do it.
He's the toughest, baddest kid in preschool!
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Say Encore!
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Encore!
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Say Encore!
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Encore!
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What do you shitheads want?!
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Do you know how to start a fire?
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Sure! I burn lots stuff.
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Start one.
Then we're gonna put it out.
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We're firemen!
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Do you fuckheads even
know how to put out a fire?
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Yeah yeah, we play Fireman all the time.
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Don't worry, Trent.
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All right, fine.
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Hey fellas, you'd better be careful.
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Shut up, Butters!
We know what we're doing!
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Oh, all right then.
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Wow, cool!
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Code 7! Bring in the firemen!
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Woowoowoowoo, Clang clang clang clang clang!
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Come on, firemen! Put out the fire!
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We're heroes!
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We saved the school.
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Put it out!
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Trent Boyett, what have you done now?!
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They said they could put it out.
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Children, get back away, now!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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I'm buuurniiing!
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Put it out, put it out!
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Come on, hurry!
We've gotta get her to the hospital!
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Dude, we are in so much trouble!
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My mon is gonna break my legs!
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Hey, we didn't start the fire, Trent Boyett did.
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That's true.
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You boys! Trent is trying to
tell us the fire was YOUR idea.
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No!
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Not us. We're good kids.
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Tell them it was an accident:
you thought you could put it out.
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Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
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I thought so. All right, that's it, Trent. You're
going to Juvenile Hall for a long time!
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Butters, you saw!
Tell them what happened!
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Ah, I'd do you in, Trent. Ah, I don't wanna get involved.
Or else my parents will ground me.
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You'd better pray I never get out of Juvenile Hall!
You'd better ALL pray!
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Dude, when he gets out of Juvenile Hall,
he's gonna wanna kill us!
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Whatever. That's like five years from now.
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Yeah, who cares?
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All right, yeah, woohoo, we did it!
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Now it's five years later.
And Trent Boyett is being released.
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Oh Jesus, he's gonna kill us.
We-we've gotta tell our parents!
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We can't tell our parents, dude! We lied to everybody!
Nobody knows we're responsible for Ms.
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Claridge's accident!
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Sshhh, here comes Ms. Claridge now.
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Hello, Ms. Claridge.
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Are you having a nice day, Ms. Claridge?
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You guys, what the fuck are we gonna do?! In case you've forgotten,
Trent Boyett is the meanest kid we ever knew.
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He's gonna tear us apart!
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Look, that was a long time ago. Maybe Trent
Boyett has forgotten all about it.
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Everything that you had when you were first
brought in here will now be returned.
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One Crayole eight-pack with crayon sharpener.
One pair of plastic round-tipped scissors.
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One marble, blue. And one
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switchblade knife with "Kill all betrayers"
written on the blade, black.
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Trent! Where are you gonna go?
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I gots business to take care of.
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Hah!
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Butters?
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Hullo. Oh, uh hi Dad.
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Butters, what is wrong with you??
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Nothin' wrong, sir. Eh nothin' at all.
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You've been shut up in your room for days, Butters.
You need to go outside, go play.
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Uh... outside? No way!
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Why not?
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N-no reason!
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Butters, we have had it with your moping around!
You're gonna go outside and you're gonna play,
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right now!
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But Dad, I just wanna stay in my room-
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Butters, play!
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Start playing right now, young man!
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Tru... Tr-Trent Boyett! HAAA!
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Dad! Mom! I'm don- I'm done playin' now!
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AAAAAH! Let me in, Dad!
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Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door!
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What on earth is the matter with him?
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Just keep the door locked, honey. Butters
can't be a house hermit his whole life.
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Oh my God, he's coming!
Oh here oh my gosh he's gonna kill me!
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I just can't stand to hear him scream like that.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
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Mom, Dad, you gotta open
the door right now! You've gotta open it-
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Oh hey! Trent Boyett Gosh
I... haven't seen you in a whle.
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Five years. It's been five long miserable years.
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Look, Trent, I know- I know you're awful sore about.
.. pre- muh- pr-preschool and all,
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but... well that was a long time ago.
I mean, we were just kids.
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Uhhh... p-lease don't hurt me, Trent.
I-I'll give you anything you want.
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You name it!
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Can you give me back my time?
Huh? Can you do that??
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Kindergarten, first grade, second?
Can you give me that??
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Well, no, Trent,
I-I'm not like a time-traveler or nothin'.
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I'm gonna give you something you didn't
give me: a five-second head-start.
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No, Trent, I I ain't gonna run.
We can talk this through.
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Four seconds!
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Uh Trent, now, listen to me.
I'm sorry for the color-
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Three seconds!
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Ohhh yamuckers!
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Thanks so much for coming to visit Butters in the hospital,
boys. It means a lot to him.
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What happened to him, Doctor?
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>From the test results, it would appear
your child was tortured by a bully.
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He received a massive snuggie,
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his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him.
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He also received two Indian
sunburns on his forearms,
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a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty twister.
And from the damage to his head area,
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it appears he was also given a swirly,
a colossal one.
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It also appears like he received a noogie,
and, a Polish bike ride.
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What's that?
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We aren't sure.
We only know that... there is no cure.
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If only we had let him in!
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Why didn't we let him inside
the house when he was screaming for help?
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Now, honey, we were trying to read.
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We've got to tell them who did this, you guys.
We're gonna get it as bad as Butters!
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That's nothing compared to what my mom will do to me
if she finds out I've been lying for five years!
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Maybe you didn't hear so good in there,
Kyle! Second-degree titty-twister!
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Calm down guys, we don't have to go tell our parents.
We just need to go out and get some protection.
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How the hell are condoms gonna help us?!
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Sorry, heh. Never mind, heh.
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I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger
than Trent to protect us from him.
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Come on!
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I'm gonna jump the wall of fire.
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Yeah, that was sweat!
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Hey, look!
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Dude, we shouldn't be here!
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Stay cool, guys. If anybody can protect us from Trent Boyett,
it's the sixth graders.
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Stupic little Fourthies!
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What are you little
Fourthies doin' in our hangout?!
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We've come to... ask you for help.
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Help???
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We need you to protect us... from a bully.
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Yeah? And what do we get for it?
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A twelve-pack of Dr. Pepper, A Shoots
& Ladders game used only three times,
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DVD of Harry Potter 2,
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and a coupon for a free side of fries with a purchase
of any deloxe hamburger at Red Robin.
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All this can be yours.
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You're gonna have to do better than that, Fourthies!
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Well...
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Well, what do you want?
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You're Stan Marsh, right?
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Yeah.
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OOOOOoooOoOooo!
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We want a picture of your mom's boobs!
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Yeah. Awesome.
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WHAT??
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Your mom has the sweetest bewbs ever.
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Yeah! I totally wanna suck your mom's tits.
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Dude, weak!
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Come back with a naked
picture of your mom!
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NO!
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Then we aren't helpin' you!
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Wait! We'll do it.
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It'd have to be a good picture, too!
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So long, Fourthies!
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Okay, so now we just need to get
a picture of Stan's mom naked. Cool.
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That's the preschool teacher,
Ms. Claridge.
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Poor woman suffered
such horrible burns she can only communicate by.
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.. beeping once for yes and twice for no.
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Oh hello, Ms. Claridge. Nice day, isn't it?
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Need help across the street, Ms. Claridge?
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Well all right then.
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Ms. Claridge, you all right?
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You can talk to me, Ms. Claridge. I understand:
one beep for yes and two for no.
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Don't you think you should get out of the street?
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Look you, you don't have to be so cold.
I'm just trying to help.
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Oooo, sorry!
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Can Kyle come out and play?
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Oh, Kyle isn't home right now, hon.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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You see, Mom, all the kids at school were told to bring
a picture of their moms' breasts for anatomy class.
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I don't know, son. That sounds awfully strange.
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You cannot have a picture of my hot breasts.
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But mom, my teacher will-
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Nononono, you gotta go
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"But Mo-o-o-om."
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But Mo-o-o-
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"But Mo-o-o-om."
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This is hopeless!
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Why don't you just sneak in your mom's closet and
get a picture when she's changing clothes?
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That's sick, dude! I'm not taking
a picture of my mom's boobs!
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(I'll do it.)
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No, you're not doing it either! We just need to find something
that looks like boobs to take a picture of.
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What else has big round squishy globes?
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Draw the um- You guys draw the nipples
like on the bottom of my asscheecks.
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No, the nipples are more in the middle, see?
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Yeah, but Stan's mom is old; that means her nipples.
.. sag more to the bottom now.
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How do you know?!
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Will you guys trust me?
I know this stuff!
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All right, fine.
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Oh wait! We forgot the necklace.
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(Oh yeah!)
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God I hope this works.
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Escuse me!
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Whattaya want now?!
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We, we got it.
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You got a picture of your mom's bewbs?
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No way!
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Hey, hold on a second!
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These are like the hottest
tits I've evern seen!
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Whoa!
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Check them out!
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Give me that!
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Whoa! I knew she had a hot rack!
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Yeah. Sure does. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
241
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Oh yeah, those are so hot.
242
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Oooohhh
243
00:14:51,728 --> 00:14:53,671
Okay, so now you'll help
us take care of Trent Boyett?
244
00:14:54,923 --> 00:14:59,349
Oh all right, we'll let this Trent Boyett
know that if he messes with you,
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he's messin' with us!
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All right!
247
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You guys, we're free!
We haven't a care in the world!
248
00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:05,537
(All right!)
249
00:15:05,955 --> 00:15:08,107
I need three minutes alone
with the picture behind the bushes.
250
00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:10,445
I get to take the picture
behind the bushes after you.
251
00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:12,792
I'm takin' it to the bushes first!
252
00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:15,881
Dude, are we gonna be like that someday?
253
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Naw.
254
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:26,429
Man, I would have loved to seen to seen the look on Trent
Boyett's face when all the sixth graders showed up!
255
00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:29,199
Yeah. Trent's just lucky he didn't mess with us.
I woulda kicked his ass.
256
00:15:29,603 --> 00:15:30,971
Hey, look. What is Ms. Claridge doing?
257
00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:34,147
Ms. Claridge?
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00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,976
She won't talk to anybody, boys.
Some say... she's just given up hope.
259
00:15:43,779 --> 00:15:45,615
Hey guys, you know what we should do?
We should go get a-
260
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:46,619
Hwuh?!
261
00:15:57,616 --> 00:16:01,214
Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many Indian
sunburns and titty twisters in my life!
262
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:03,136
Get a cold towel on that pink belly!
263
00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:05,184
Doctor, we have another snuggie here
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00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:06,046
Over there!
265
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,528
Another wet willie?
266
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,724
Worst one yet.
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It's all
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Give the poor kid some morphine.
269
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:20,131
Dude, what happened?
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00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:25,929
We... told him not to mess with you guys.
.. We told him... you paid us.
271
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:28,159
Oh, Jesus. You told him that?!
272
00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:33,287
Boys, you have to let him rest. Some
mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl
273
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:34,395
What's that?
274
00:16:34,811 --> 00:16:37,063
It involves Tabasco sauce,
a telephone, and the anus.
275
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,952
I don't know what kind of kid
would do this to other people;
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I only know that I wouldn't ever want
to be on that kid's bad side.
277
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,810
We're dead. Trent knows we send
the sixth-graders after him.
278
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,034
He's gonna give us all Texas chili bowls.
279
00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:57,190
We've gotta move away. We've gotta get as
far away from this town as possible!
280
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:58,600
No, no, we've just gotta find better help.
281
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,255
From who? We can't ask adults for help and
there's nobody tougher than sixth graders.
282
00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:05,371
There is... one person.
283
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:13,588
Shelley?
284
00:17:14,112 --> 00:17:16,088
Shut up, turd! I'm watching television!
285
00:17:19,074 --> 00:17:22,319
Shelley, you're my sister, right? And families.
.. depend on each other.
286
00:17:22,592 --> 00:17:25,751
I said shut up,
or I will destroy you, tur-r-rd!
287
00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:27,384
Shelley
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00:17:27,907 --> 00:17:31,364
Somebody is going to kill me,
and I can't go to Mom or Dad for help,
289
00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:34,641
so, you're kind of the only person I have... left.
290
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:46,364
STOP CRYING, TURD!!
Now, who's gonna kill you?
291
00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:50,336
Trent Boyett. He just got released from Juvenile Hall.
He was sent there for burning Ms.
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00:17:50,455 --> 00:17:52,131
Claridge, but actually, it was our fault.
293
00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:54,417
Oh, you are such stupid turds.
294
00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:57,914
We were only four years old at the time, uh. We du-we didn't
think about the past coming back to haunt us then.
295
00:17:58,163 --> 00:17:59,718
We didn't think and now he's gonna kill us!
296
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:04,713
Calm down, turd! No Juvenile Hall turd is going to kill you.
That's my job.
297
00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:05,744
So you're gonna help us?
298
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:08,103
Yes, but I'm gonna want something in return.
299
00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:10,079
A picture of your mom's boobs?
300
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,790
SHUT UP, TURD! You're going to admit
to Ms. Claridge what you did!
301
00:18:14,149 --> 00:18:14,960
Admit it was our fault?
302
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:19,524
You can't run from your past, turds.
Apologize and make amends.
303
00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:21,944
Then I'll protect you from this Trent turd.
304
00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:36,480
Ms. Claridge, the people in town
are really worried about you.
305
00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:43,556
Look, if you're having some kind of problem,
you have to be able to talk to people.
306
00:18:46,394 --> 00:18:50,675
Just tell us this: do you trust that we want what's best for you,
yes or no?
307
00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:56,517
All right, fine! But someday you're gonna
have to learn to let people in!
308
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,030
Bitch.
309
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,214
Hi, Ms. Claridge. Uh, we have s-someting to tell you.
310
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:11,872
The thing is, Ms. Claridge, we did a lot
of stupid things when we were kids.
311
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,006
A lot of stupid things that we regret.
312
00:19:14,389 --> 00:19:15,763
(And it's time for us to come clean.)
313
00:19:18,112 --> 00:19:21,704
See, Ms. Claridge, when we were little,
we used to play with our weiners a lot,
314
00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:23,797
and one game we played was "Fireman."
315
00:19:25,058 --> 00:19:26,089
I've been lookin' for you!
316
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:29,678
Firve years I've been waitin' for this day.
317
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,084
AAAAAAAAH!
318
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,340
Trent, look: We've realized our mistake!
319
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:37,010
Yes, our conscious got the best of us and, and
we were just about to tell everyone the truth.
320
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:41,980
You had five years to do that. And while I wasted
away my time in prison you've been enjoying nice,
321
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:42,880
normal lives!
322
00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:45,137
Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent! I promise you!
323
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,822
Don't tell me that! I heard about
the things you've done!
324
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,587
But there WERE no magical Christmas
adventures or talking poo for me!
325
00:19:50,611 --> 00:19:53,363
I didn't get to fight a huge
mechanized Barbra Streisand like you did!
326
00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,797
No accidental trips to Afghanistan for Trent Boyett!
327
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,483
Stay away from us, Trent!
328
00:19:58,102 --> 00:19:58,573
What is that?
329
00:19:58,753 --> 00:20:00,617
It's my mom's taser.
I took it from her purse.
330
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:01,813
Just back off, man!
331
00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:07,223
Look, just take your punishment! You deserve it! Let
me have my retribution and it can be over with.
332
00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:10,519
I am NOT going to have a titty twister!
I hate titty twisters!
333
00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:12,013
You don't even know how to use that!
334
00:20:22,948 --> 00:20:23,488
Wow!
335
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:51,101
So, Trent, you just had to finish
off your old preschool teacher, eh?
336
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:52,335
No! They did it!
337
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,244
Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
338
00:20:57,414 --> 00:21:01,342
Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you.
339
00:21:02,309 --> 00:21:03,545
Yes yes. Take him away!
340
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,173
Naw! You've gotta listen to me!
341
00:21:07,382 --> 00:21:08,885
Dude, when he gets out he's gonna be really mad!
342
00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:10,749
Whatever, that's like five years from now.
343
00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:11,902
Yeah, who cares?
344
00:21:12,197 --> 00:21:13,645
Yeah, woohoo
345
00:21:13,808 --> 00:21:14,168
We did it!
346
00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,268
So long, Trent! Have a nice time!
347
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,902
Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa!
348
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:20,714
Hahahahahaaahaaa!
349
00:21:23,509 --> 00:21:24,882
Hey, hold on a second!
350
00:21:25,446 --> 00:21:25,809
Uh oh.
351
00:21:26,128 --> 00:21:26,969
Bewbs!
352
00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:28,151
Omigod!
353
00:21:29,265 --> 00:21:29,503
Boobs!
354
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:30,635
I'm taking them to the bushes!
355
00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:31,753
I'm taking them to the bushes first!
356
00:21:32,514 --> 00:21:33,272
Hah! Hey!
357
00:21:33,514 --> 00:21:35,272
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