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You guys know what?
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Um, the last thing you dowhen you die,
is crap your pants.
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...What?
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Yeah, when you die, your jowels release
and crap comes flying out your ass.
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That is fucking stupid, Cartman!
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Oh yeah?! I'll bet you five bucks that
when you die you crap your pants,
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asshole!
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Hey everybody, it's time!
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It's time!
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It's time. Oh, it's time? It's happening.
It's happening now? Let's go!
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It's time for what?
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Get down to Metzger's Field! It's about to happen!
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People of South Park I am pleased to be
with you on this most historic day.
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A day you were certainly all remember...
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as the day your town... became great. The
grand opening of the first South Park...
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WALL*MART!
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Look at it, honey. It's so big.
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It's like we're a real town now.
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Whoa, awesome!
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Hey! Isn't there where Stark's Pond used to be?
Where we used to kayak and fish?
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Yeah! Now it's a Wall*Mart!
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I know that with the opening of
the South Park branch of Wall*Mart,
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you will all see your town completely change...
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Now, shop friends. Shop!
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It's beautiful!
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Welcome to Wall*Mart.
Welcome to Wall*Mart.
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...Welcome to Wall*Mart.
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Sharon, isn't that your father?
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Yes. Wall*Mart is the leading employer of seniors.
And they also employ the handicapped.
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Hello, Mrs. M-marsh. Can I help g... Can I
help you get a sh- shopping cart today?
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Why yes I'd love one, Jimmy.
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My God. Look at all these incedible bargains.
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Dude, check it out! Time Cop on DVD.
Three copies for eighteen bucks!
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Why the hell would you want three copies of the same movie?
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Because one copy is nine ninety-eight! But
this way you save like twenty bucks!
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You only need one copy, artard!
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Okay, fine, dumbass, YOU go ahead and
buy one copy for nine ninety-eight!
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Okay, fine, I will!
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Huh, wait a minute!
I don't even want ONE copy of Time Cop!
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Dude, you can't shop for crap.
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I can't believe these bargains.
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Fools. Ignorant fools.
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Just look at the Marsh family, huh?
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Brand-new television,
new plastic dishware and cups,
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and enough bulk-buy ramen to last us a thousand winters.
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Dad, how come Wall*Mart
is able to sell everything so cheap?
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It's simple economics, son. I don't understand it at all,
but, God I love it.
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six nienty-nine, fifteen dollars, etc.
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AAAH!
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Yeaaah...
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Randy, what are you doing?
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Anu-nothing!
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I'ma I'ma, I'm just gonna head down to
the Wall*Mart real quick.
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It's almost midnight.
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Yeah, think about it. If I go there now,
there won't be anybody else there.
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I can all the bargains to myself!
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Thanks for coming to Wall*Mart.
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All are welcome. All are welcome!
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Excuse me! Hello! Can somebody tell my why we're going to Jim's Drugs
to buy Voltar cards when Wall*Mart has them for three bucks cheaper?
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Dude, I can't deal with Wall*Mart right now.
My parents had me there for three hours last night.
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Oh, sorry boys. I'm going out of business.
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Why, Mr. Farkle?
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I can't compete with Wall*Mart's low prices.
Everyone is shopping there now,
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and... well, I can make ends meet.
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I've got to sell the store and try to find another line of work.
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Cartman, stop it!
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What? I just felt like playing a little violin, Kyle.
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I appreciate your business, boys, but you'll
have to try somewhere else in town.
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See? That sucks, dude!
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That's called progress, Kyle.
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Yeah, but what about all the people getting
laid off from the grocery stores?
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And what about all the-
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... Whatever. I can go get another one at Wall*Mart.
It was only five bucks.
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Come on, let's go to Main Street
and support one of those stores.
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What the hell?
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Butters?
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Butters? Uh what the hell are you doing?
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Wull ah I'm just playin' Monster.
It's kinda spooky out here.
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Dude, we gotta show our parents
what Wall*Mart is doing to our town.
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Dad?
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Jesus Christ, Dad. Dad??
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So-o-o-o-on?
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Dad, oh my God!
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Son...
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What? D-dad, are are you dying?
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No, I'm just... really really tired. I...
was shopping at Wall*Mart all night.
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But you-your face!
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Checkout line... They had these... little
stickers filled with glitter!
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They were only ninety nine cents for 15 of them.
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I couldn't resist! Do you want one?
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Here. It's a little turtle.
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Come in?
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Oh hello, fine shoppers.
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Sir, we just had a big town meeting, and decided
we don't want your Wall*Mart here anymore.
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We're sorry, but it seems our Main Street is
dying and good people are losing their jobs.
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We'd all like you... out of South Park.
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Well
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What? What, you think I want to be here? I hate this place.
But it... won't let me leave.
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But you run the Wall*Mart.
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Oh you're wrong!
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Wall*Mart... isn't run by anybody! First
it reels you in with its bargains.
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Next thing you know you,
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you're workingbe at the Wall*Mart
because it has all the jobs.
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Then you're sitting in a little office,
trapped on all sides.
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They why don't you just quit?!
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Not so loud! It can hear you.
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You hate Wall*Mart too?
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ACK!
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I didn't say that! I love Wall*Mart! With all its...
fantastic bargains and one-stop shopping,
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who can't love it, right?
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Uh, Wa-Wall*Mart takes the hassle out of shopping and,
and makes it both affordable and fun.
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Ah- and Wall*Mart really gives back to the community!
Us peopleare certainly happy to have a store like Wall*Mart,
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aren't we?
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Hey, wait a minute, I think we just got squirreled.
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Yeah. That guy probably thinks he can
get us to go away by being so goofy!
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Ha! You owe me five bucks, Kyle!
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Here we go, everyone.
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I got three nice steaks from South Park Grocery.
We'll have to share them.
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Eh, I remember when we could afford to buy
six steaks when we shopped at Wall*Mart.
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Yeah, but Dad, the whole town agreed not
to shop at Wall*Mart anymore.
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I know, I KNOW! GOD!!
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BLEHH!
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Mom, Dad, when people die,
do they always crap their-
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Oh, you stupid turd!
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Oh Jesus, a broken glass! Well, I don't see any choice now!
We have to go to Wall*Mart!
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We do?
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Huh! Where else are we gonna get
a new glass at this hour?!
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Everyone get your shoes on,
we're goin' to Wall*Mart!
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But Dad, we're not supposed to shop at-
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Stan! One family buying one glass
isn't gonna make a difference!
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Hey...
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Gerald, what are you doing?! We said we weren't
going to shop at the Wall*Mart anymore!
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Well where else was I gonna get a napkin
dispenser at nine thirty at night?
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Mr. Garrison! Chef! Jimbo!
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Now, come on people! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Don't you see what you're all doing?!
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Well what are you doing here, Randy?
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I came because I wanted to make sure nobody was shopping here.
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Dad!
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Oh all right, em maybe I was gonna buy a glass. One glass!
... And some chips... And butter.
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And some new pliers.
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Jesus! Look at us! We all don't like the Wall*Mart,
but we can't stop coming here.
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It's like some mystical evil force.
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Yeah. This place has a power over us we can't resist!
We have to find a
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way to put the South Park Wall*Mart
out of business once and for all!
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Let's burn it down!
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No no no! Let's freeze it!
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I think it's best we try to reason with it.
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No! All we have to do is not shop at Wall*Mart anymore!
If you want it to go away,
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all it takes is a little self-control and personal responsibility.
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Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya.
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Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya.
Kumbaya, my Lord...
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You butthole, Kyle.
You just had to go and ruin everything, didn't you?
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It wasn't my idea to burn the Wall*Mart down.
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No, but YOU got everyone all worked up!
You're jealous of the Wall*Mart.
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You always hated it.
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Dude, our town is going to be better without the-
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What the?
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Oh, awesome!
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How... How did this happen?
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Mom, Dad? Why are you shopping here?
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We can't destroy it, son.
We have to learn to live with it.
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Can I help you?
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Dad, what are you doing?!
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You get a discount working here. Ten percent.
That means the bargains are even better.
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Dad, you're a geologist!
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I'll make less money, sure, but... as long
as I buy everything at Wall-Mart,
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it'll all even out.
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Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our enemy,
it's our neighborhood friend.
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Hey! Hey!
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Who the hell told you to put this thing back up?!
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Sorry kid, we've got orders from corporate headquarters.
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But nobody wants a Wall*Mart here!
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You're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups.
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Where are they?
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Bentonville, Arkansas. That's where Wall*Mart started,
that's where all the bigwigs are.
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Looks like we're gonna have to go to Arkansas.
Come on, guys.
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We're gonna put a stop to
Wall*Mart once and for all!
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Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine cents?
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Wall*Mart? ...Are you speaking to me? ...My friends?
...Trying to hurt you again?
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Yes, Wall*Mart. I understand.
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Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
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Wait guys! Hold on!
I wanna go with you and help out.
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No way! You wanna go with us so you can betray us at some
point and keep us from destroying the Wall*Mart.
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Nuh uh.
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Yeah huh! You wanna go
with us so that later you go, "Haha,
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I was working for Wall*Mart
all along" or something.
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I AM NOT, Kyle!
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Dude, just let him come.
The bus is about to leave.
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All right, fine. Come on, fatass!
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Haha. You fools have no idea that I wuold
never let you hurt the Wall*Mart.
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I heard that!
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You heard what?
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You said we have no idea
that you're never let us hurt Wall*Mart!
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That's not what I said!
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Dude, come on!
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He is working for the Wall*Mart
to stup us from succeeding!
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Dude, we have to go!
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God-damnit!
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Well hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!
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Hehe. You stupid fools have no idea that I'm actually working
for the Wall*Mart to stup you from succeeding!
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Welcome to Bentonville,
Home of Wall*Mart
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Goddamn that took a long time.
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It would've been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!
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I did not! I wanna close Wall*Mart
just as much as you guys do!
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Can I help you?
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Yeah. We've come to complain.
We don't want a Wall*Mart in our town.
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Who does? Nobody likes what the Wall*Mart does,
but it keeps... right on doing it.
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We want to talk to who's in charge.
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In charge? I guess that would be Harvey Brown.
He's the current president of Wall*Mart.
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One of the original creators.
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Where's he?
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We... invented the Wall*Mart Super Center in 1987.
The idea was simple: build a store
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for one-stop shopping where bulk purchases
could keep prices incredibly low.
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We didn't know what we were doing.
In just four years, it was out of control.
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So how do we stop it?
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You don't stop it.
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There has to be a way!
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There's nothing! Don't you understand?! Nothing
can stop the Wall*Mart in your town!
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...Unless...of course,
you can find and destroy its heart.
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The heart of Wall*Mart?
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Sir, don't you think you're talking a little too much?
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Every Wall*Mart has a heart,
somewhere near the television department.
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Destroy the heart
and you could reverse the entire process!
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You speak too much, sir!
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Why don't you guys just destroy the heart?
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Because the Wall*Mart stops you. Many have tried,
kid. Union leaders, nature activists,
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even the best fair-trade lawyers
tried to stop the Wall*Mart and now?
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They are Wall*Mart shoppers all.
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All right. Come on you guys,
we have to get back home.
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It won't work, don't you understand?! It isn't gonna
stop until there's nothing but Wall*Mart left!
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Jesus, what did we do??
WHAT DID WE DO??
232
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Boys!
233
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Tell the world... Im sorry!
234
00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:22,318
No, dude, don't!
235
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:32,189
That's ten bucks you owe me, dickface!
236
00:15:41,889 --> 00:15:45,459
All right, this is it! If Wall*Mart has a heart,
we have to find it and destroy it!
237
00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:47,876
No matter what the Wall*Mart does to try to stop us,
238
00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:50,537
we have to be strong! Let's do it.
239
00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:56,901
I'm afraid not, Kyle! Wall*Mart is a great store! I
could not let you fools ruin its terrific bargains!
240
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,254
You see, I was working for Wall*Mart all along!
241
00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:02,561
I knew you were!
242
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:03,667
No you didn't.
243
00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:06,385
Yes I did! I said from the beginning that you would do this!
244
00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:07,299
No you didn't.
245
00:16:07,657 --> 00:16:08,214
Yes I did!!
246
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:08,709
No you didn't.
247
00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:09,160
Yes I did!!
248
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:09,578
No you didn't.
249
00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:10,042
Yes I did!!
250
00:16:10,249 --> 00:16:10,433
No you didn't.
251
00:16:10,648 --> 00:16:10,856
Yes I did!!
252
00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:16,586
... You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bu-
253
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,364
-slashed the bus tires in Arkansas! I said so!
I told you the minute that I-
254
00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:21,573
-and I told you that-
255
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:23,763
I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!
256
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:30,168
I'm sorry, boys. but if you want to hurt the Wall*Mart,
you'll have to go through me!
257
00:16:30,819 --> 00:16:32,745
We don't have time for this!
Kenny, keep him away from us!
258
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:35,989
Very well, Kenny! Let us battle!
259
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,442
No, Kenny. Kenny! Knock it off.
260
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,095
Welcome to Wall*Mart.
261
00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:44,044
Save it, Grandpa!
262
00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:46,295
We've gotta find the television department.
263
00:16:53,982 --> 00:16:56,329
Boys, these axes are only four ninety-nine.
264
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,270
Dad, we know how to destroy the Wall*Mart.
265
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:00,613
Shhhhh! What are you talking about?
266
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:03,779
One of the creators told us. You have to take
your keys over to the television department.
267
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,046
Television department...
All right, come on, let's go!
268
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:09,734
Oh my God!
269
00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:10,515
What?!
270
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:13,653
Those two-dollar salt-and-pepper shakers!
They were three dollars five minutes ago!
271
00:17:14,189 --> 00:17:16,103
The Wall*Mart is lowering its prices trying to stop us!
272
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:17,958
Come on, we've got to try to make it to the back!
273
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,199
Gaaahh! Don't look!
Don't look at its bargains!
274
00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:33,352
I think I see the television department in the back!
275
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,300
Is that the right way, Dad? Dad??
276
00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:36,851
Dad!
277
00:17:37,486 --> 00:17:39,322
The screwdrivier set is only nine ninety-eight!
278
00:17:39,504 --> 00:17:40,188
Come on, Dad!
279
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,048
I can't make it, boys!
You're gonna have to go on without me!
280
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,367
No, dad! We need your keys!
281
00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:47,901
This bargain is too great for me!
I'm gonna have to buy these!
282
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,403
Here! Take the keys and go on!
283
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,573
The television department is near the back!
Next to the cell phones!
284
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,822
Go! Hurry! I'm gonna go buy these screwdrivers!
285
00:17:56,522 --> 00:17:57,583
There! The television department!
286
00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:07,264
Hello, boys.
Congratulations on getting this far.
287
00:18:07,993 --> 00:18:08,440
Who are you?
288
00:18:09,493 --> 00:18:11,344
I am... Wall*Mart.
289
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:13,513
You?
290
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,532
I've taken this form in order to talk to you.
But I can take many forms.
291
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:24,762
Does this suit you better?
Or perhaps you prefer this form?
292
00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:29,136
I can take whichever form I like.
293
00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:33,260
We don't want your store in our town;
we come to destroy you.
294
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,267
Where's the heart?
295
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:37,784
To find the heart of Wall*Mart,
one must first ask oneself,
296
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,236
"Who is it that asked the question?"
297
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,213
Me. I'm asking the question.
298
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,004
Ah, yes, but who are you?
299
00:18:44,496 --> 00:18:45,817
Stan Marsh. Now, where's the heart?
300
00:18:46,314 --> 00:18:48,305
Ah. You know the answer,
but not the question!
301
00:18:48,975 --> 00:18:50,762
The question is, "Where is the heart?"
302
00:18:53,054 --> 00:19:00,035
Very well. You want to see the heart of Wall*Mart?
It lies beyond that plasma-screen television.
303
00:19:05,822 --> 00:19:06,306
It's a mirror.
304
00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:10,526
Yes, don't you see?
That is the heart of Wall*Mart.
305
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,613
You, the consumer.
I take many forms: Wall*Mart,
306
00:19:14,638 --> 00:19:19,659
Kay*Mart, Target,
but I am one single entity: Desire!
307
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,891
Well, the guy in Arkansas said to destroy the heart.
308
00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:28,652
Gaaah! NO! NO, what have you done??
309
00:19:30,398 --> 00:19:32,176
Now you shall see my true form!
310
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,727
Now you see me as I truly am!
311
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:42,998
We'd better get out of here.
312
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,909
Get out! It's gonna blow!
313
00:19:55,336 --> 00:19:56,587
Hey, come on! We've gotta get out!
314
00:19:57,604 --> 00:19:59,943
Too late for me, son!
I have to buy this stuff!
315
00:20:01,245 --> 00:20:03,089
The Wall*Mart is exploding!
Everybody out now!
316
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:31,508
Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!
317
00:20:33,412 --> 00:20:34,435
How did you do it, Kyle?
318
00:20:34,719 --> 00:20:37,037
All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence
if you break a mirror in the back.
319
00:20:37,438 --> 00:20:40,251
We know how to destroy it now.
Spread the word to all the towns!
320
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:50,371
Wait. I think I understand the symbolism of the mirror.
The Wall*Mart... is us.
321
00:20:51,006 --> 00:20:51,457
Duh.
322
00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:55,447
You see boys, if we like our small-town charm
more than the big corporate bullies,
323
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:59,813
we all have to be willing to... pay a little bit more.
Do you understand?
324
00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:04,201
Yeah! Let's all go shop at
Jim's Drugs down the street!
325
00:21:23,129 --> 00:21:26,556
...Oh Lord, Kumbaya.
326
00:21:27,258 --> 00:21:28,809
All right, let's not make that mistake again.
327
00:21:29,149 --> 00:21:30,555
Yeah, lets all shop over at Tru-Value!
328
00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:32,100
Let's go! Yeah!
329
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,100
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