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I am so excited for you to meet my
boyfriend today. I know.
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I'm so happy, too. You've been, like,
raving over him. I know. He's so great.
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I kind of think he might be, like, a
little in love. I don't know.
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So happy for you.
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Is he coming? Like, he's coming, like,
in a minute, right? Yeah, like, he
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be here, like, any time. He's on his
way. That's so good. We're, like, both.
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I'm happy I recently found someone, too.
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You did?
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Yes. Why didn't you tell me?
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It's just fairly new, and I don't know.
I can already start feeling the sparks,
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though. Yeah. Yes. He's super sweet.
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He loves to give me gifts.
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And he works at a jewelry shop.
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And I don't know. Like, I just feel the
butterflies.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's so sweet. I'm so happy for you,
babe.
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Thanks. What else? Tell me more about
him, though. Like, I want to know.
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Well, there's really nothing much. He
lives around here. We're close by.
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That's good.
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Just makes me feel like the most special
girl in the world.
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His name's Tommy.
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I don't know. I just feel like it's the
one.
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His name is Tommy, huh?
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Mm -hmm.
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He, like...
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A little older?
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Yeah, he is.
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You know, I like him like that.
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Right, right. Yeah, me too. Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait. Let me just recap
this.
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His name is Tommy.
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He's a little older.
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Yeah. He works at the jewelry shop.
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And he lives nearby.
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Okay, that's interesting.
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But yeah, why?
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What's wrong with that?
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Whoa.
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Because it sounds like you're describing
my boyfriend.
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Wait. Your boyfriend's name's Tommy?
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Yeah. I didn't know this. Wait.
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Your Tommy works at a jewelry shop, too?
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Yeah. And he's older?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Okay, okay, wait.
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Are we dating the same guy?
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Are we? Is he playing us?
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I don't know. What the fuck?
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Loki kind of fucked up.
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No, seriously.
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He's supposed to be coming in any
minute. Like, what are we supposed to do
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whenever he sees both of us here?
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I don't fucking know.
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What if it's not, though? Like, what if
it's just a coincidence?
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Maybe just a crazy coincidence.
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Maybe. I don't know. I guess it's me. I
don't know.
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Oh, fuck you.
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Hey,
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baby.
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Hi. How are you?
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I'm so good. Come on in.
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I'm so glad I got to see you today.
Yeah, it's really nice.
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I love it. It's so fun. No, you're fun.
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Yeah. I miss you.
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I miss you. You know work. It's just
pretty busy.
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Yeah. Sorry I gotta go away.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I know you love me.
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Oh my god, I love you so much. You're
the most important person in my life
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now. Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you.
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Anyway,
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I'm super glad you were able to come
over today because I wanted you to meet
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friend. My best friend. I love meeting
your friend.
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Yeah, here she is actually.
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Oh my god, yeah? Hey babe.
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Why?
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What? No!
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Hi! So great to meet you, but this isn't
our first time meeting each other, is
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it?
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No! I don't think it is.
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Do you care to explain what's going on?
I'm really fucked right now.
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Oh my god, I'm starting to cry.
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Are you crying?
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Yeah, I should go.
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No!
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you know, fuck, you explained to me that
I was the best one yesterday.
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Oh, just yesterday?
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Yeah. Because you were our, were our,
were
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our, we, you were our, am, and still,
and you are also, and the
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thing is, I just love.
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the both of you so much and I didn't
want to give it up. I think what we
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should do is test that.
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Let's find out who's the best. Let's
find out who's the best. Do you have
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How is that going to happen?
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I mean, you thought you could share us.
I did.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Why don't we
share you?
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Yeah.
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That's perfect. That's a good plan.
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You can just share you and see who's the
best.
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Really? Yeah. Why don't you just lay
back there, buddy?
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No one's going to stab me, right?
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No. No, you're not getting stabbed. No?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm excited, but a little scared. You
could be. I should be. You should be
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pretty scared. You like being scared.
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Are you sure you both want to do this?
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Oh yeah, I'm so positive. I mean, we
have to find out who's best, right? I
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you're right.
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Yeah.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh, you guys look so good kissing,
honestly.
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Right? We're a great couple.
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Oh, let me see you go.
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Oh,
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God. Okay.
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Just like that.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, gosh.
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I feel so guilty about all.
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You do spit a lot.
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That's cool. And you're great with your
hands.
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Watch her suck your fucking dick.
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Yeah, you like that?
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She goes in so fucking deep. Look at her
pretty mouth just rattling around that
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fucking cock.
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Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. I'm so confused.
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Oh, wow.
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No, you're right.
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What corner should I be in? Oh, this
corner, that corner, anywhere.
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I'll be in the corner if you just
outline the space.
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Check it out there.
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Ooh, ooh, coming off.
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Ooh, that looks so good.
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That looks great in that, babe.
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You like them?
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Absolutely.
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Go back to your corner. I don't know
what we're having fun. I'm only going to
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watch.
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Oh, this is torture.
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Tearing me apart.
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I think
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I've learned
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my lesson. Have you?
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Yeah, I want to make sure.
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I am pleased.
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Can I please make up for my mistake?
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How are you going to do it? I will eat,
ask,
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and pursue.
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He flicks your dick.
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I think he might pee. It would be
horrible.
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Oh, my.
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Oh,
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my.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Bye. Bye. Bye.
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That's what I thought.
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I think it's about your turn, huh?
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I've been putting in a lot of emotions.
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Well, I totally understand.
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I don't want to go down on you. I don't
want to chew
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out.
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This moment. Can we just move to the
edge a little?
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To the edge? Yeah. Fucking all.
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Yes, yes, yes
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Thank you so much.
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or whatever you want.
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Fucking what?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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I've got to be honest. I can't decide
who's the best girlfriend.
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And I'm so torn by that.
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Is there any chance tomorrow we could do
this again? Because I really want to
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make sure.
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Oh, hell no. No, no. We already decided,
I think.
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Yeah, we know who's best. And it's just
definitely not you.
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Yeah. So if you could leave now.
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You lost this bone.
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Bye. Bye bye.
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Get out.
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