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The show was great.

Amazing. Did you have fun?

So much fun.

We really enjoyed one country bit. Oh, I
love it every time. Yeah? Oh, I love

it.

What was your favorite part?

Oh, you know what? I know this is going
to sound silly, but you know that place,

that winery that gave us the little
breadsticks?

You love your cards, don't you?

Love, love.

And the wines there were good too.

That was my favorite part.

Yeah.

Hi. Hi, girl.

How are you guys? Hey, JC.

Fantastic.

Amazing. Amazing.

I love that. What did you guys do? When
did you guys land?

Probably a couple hours ago.

Really? Yeah.

The wines are fantastic.

Amazing. I have to say. And the house
looks...

spectacular like did you even have the
kids here um no i dropped them off

earlier this morning so i was able to
have a little bit more time i wish i

have cleaned up more you guys didn't let
me know you landed i would have made

sure it was really clean honestly it
looks good yeah i feel like i can

like i don't know like lick the floor
eat off the floor yeah literally so

you

And you're still cleaning.

Yeah, I wanted to make sure everything
looked spotless when you guys got home.

know how hard you guys work, and
obviously, you know, I'd want to come

clean home if I was on a vacation.
You've always been such a hard worker.

Thank you.

What do you think we give her a raise? I
think you definitely need a raise.

There's a raise, for sure.

I totally agree.

You guys don't have to. I love being
here and being a part of you guys'

family.

Well, we enjoy having you here, so I
think we're going to give her a raise.

Right, honey? I think so.

What all did you do at the weekend?

Well, I mopped the floor and I got it
polished.

I made sure that all the counters were
clean.

I even got the bathroom floors bleached.
And I made sure that I paid and tipped

the pool guy because he came by here
while you guys were gone.

You didn't have to. How much was it
tipped for the pool guy?

It wasn't much. I just tipped him like
50, 60 bucks. Oh, we'll take care of

that. We'll take care of that. You could
have gotten that out from my bedside

joke too.

Right? That jug is full.

No, I didn't mind at all. You guys work
so hard.

I think you work pretty hard.

Well, thank you.

So how was your weekend with the kids?

It was really good. They were really,
really nice.

Like, they were really good this
weekend.

Yeah? Did they cause any trouble?

No, not at all. They actually were very,
very well -behaved. Even the teachers

at school, whenever I go to pick them
up, the entire time they've been well

-behaved. They've been getting along
with all the kids. Have they? So, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Amazing. That's cool. Well, it sounds
like you've been super productive this

weekend. I have.

He really loved the breadsticks at Wine
Country. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

We should take her up one of these
weekends with us. Yeah, we should. I

that would be a great idea.

Yeah. Totally.

I would honestly really like to go wine
tasting. I've never been.

I would love to go wine tasting, too.
That was like our third time.

Really? Yeah.

And every single time...

So much fun. I love the wines. I love
the little snacks they give.

Yeah, and the little cheeses. Yes, and
the scenery is just so, so beautiful.

You would really like it. Are there any
beaches?

Beaches? No, not beaches. Oh, beaches.
Beaches, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It's like literally like
there's mountains, and then there's

literally like the ocean.

Really? Yeah, it's right there. So
you're having...

where you can see the mountains and
there's just breadsticks and snacks

and the vineyards. Cheese, chocolate,
grapes, obviously.

So good, chocolate and grapes.

Oh, my God. That sounds like I took a
trip to Peru one time, actually, and we

were right on the water, and we had a
glass of the wine, pasta, and then there

was a whole, like, rock hill that went
down, and then there was a surface at

bottom. So beautiful. Oh, wow. That
sounds amazing.

We should try that spot, too, honey.

That's not a bad idea. I would love to
take you guys there. I agree.

Girl, yeah. I think we should all three
take a vacay.

You know, speaking of AK, I'm going to
go, you know, unload bags and all that.

Okay, okay.

Do you want to come with me and help me
out?

Yeah, I could come help you. Maybe do
some laundry.

Yeah, I mean, if you, I guess you're
finishing up what you have going on, I'm

going to go help him get the luggage and
stuff out of the car. Okay, I'm almost

finished here, so I'll meet you guys.
Okay.

All right, girl.

I'll help you guys a little bit. If you
want to, I was going to tell you, too,

if you want to hang out for the rest of
the day.

Hang by the pool or whatever. Yeah,
you're more than welcome to, girl. Okay.

You're more than welcome. If so, we
might come out and join you, actually.

Yeah. I was going to actually go hang
out there for a little bit. It's looking

pretty nice outside. Yeah. It is so
nice. Oh, my gosh.

All right, girl. We'll ask you in a
little bit. See you in a little bit.

Perfect.

The weather's so nice today, honey.

Amazing, right? Right?

We haven't spent much time by the pool,
either.

Not really.

It's about that time.

Exactly.

Hey, girl.

Hey. Are you enjoying your time? I am. I
am. It's so nice to see you finally

joining me.

Yes, yes. I love your bathing suit.
Thanks. I love your suit. The blue fits

for sure. Thank you.

For sure.

The pool looks so nice. Wow. The pool
guy really did his job.

You paid him, right? Yeah, she tipped
him. She tipped him. She tipped him for

sure. I mean, sure do.

Okay, here's the tip. The weather is
just absolutely great outside.

Wow, there's no clouds in the sky. I see
the moon.

That's great.

This thing's so damn hot.

Yeah, it has.

Tiki, were you out by the pool at all
while you were gone?

Yes, actually. While we were gone? Yeah,
I spent a couple of days out in the

sun.

Do you want some oil?

Yeah, please.

Yeah,

just like that.

Oh, do you know if the guy came to fix
that light, that one light, remember I

mentioned? Um, no, he didn't.

Well, they did stop by, but they said
they didn't have the right light, so

they're waiting until next week to do it
again. Okay.

Did he tell you what day?

No. He said that you would have to call
him back because you're the owner of the

home. Honey, did you remember to call
him?

What? Of course.

Okay, good. Of course, I won't forget.

Good, good.

Yeah, I think when we get back inside,
I'll write it on my schedule. Okay,

So I don't forget.

Very cool.

This oil, it comes out pretty fast.

Yeah, it does.

Is that the one from under the seat?

Yeah, the one from under the seat. Okay.

That's woodrums oil.

Woodrums? What is woodrums?

It's something special I got at the
hardware store, but it's okay. It won't

you. Oh, honey, don't forget, we have
date night in like a week or so. We need

to make sure that we have her on the
schedule as well.

Somebody's got to watch the kids.

Of course, yeah.

Do you know the date by chance?

August 30th.

Okay.

JC, do you know if that works for you?

Yeah, I'll be free. I hope so. It's
supposed to be a double date.

Right, okay. Oh, wait, who are we going
with?

With Tamara and her husband.

Oh, okay. Remember, we talked about this
last week. I know, I know. Such a

typical guy.

You know how forgetful I am.

Do you deal with this problem with your
boyfriend? Does he forget?

No. Forget? Yes.

But I don't have to deal with it very,
very frequently.

Normally he just lets me do what I want.

And that's the way it should be.

Yeah, you're probably right.

We got to train these men, girl.

Can't let them run over us.

You're young, you'll learn.

How old are you, JC?

I am 20.

I'll be 21 soon.

That's what I thought.

I don't know what I'm going to do for my
birthday yet.

Do you have any plans?

No, not exactly.

I would love for you guys to be a part
of it, though.

When's your birthday?

September 5th.

Coming up. Are you going to have a party
or anything?

Um, and I, no, I was just thinking
about, like, a dinner and going to some

Well, we would love that. Oh, you'll be
21.

Mm -hmm.

We would love to join, wouldn't we? I
would love to. Like, hello. Oh, my gosh,

babe.

Ah.

She has plenty of cake, but, yeah, maybe
you're right. We should.

Yeah, that would be a lot of fun,
honestly. I love you guys being a part

things with me. You guys add an extra,
like, plus to it. We could definitely

her to blow out the candle. We have to
take care of you. You're just so good to

our children, and they love you, so.

Yeah, definitely.

I can't believe how nice of a day it is
today.

We picked the perfect day to come enjoy
the pool. Do you know the temperature by

chance?

Of the pool or outside?

Actually, both. That's a good question.
Did you see the thermometer floating

around anywhere?

I think so. Yeah, I think so.

Okay. I'll have to grab it and take a
look at it. You'll have to check it,

honey. It looks a little stuck,
actually.

I'll probably get it out of there in my
break. All right, yeah.

A lot of things get stuck around here.

That's the truth.

Yeah, okay.

So when are you going on vacation again?

I go on vacation in 10 days, actually.

Oh, yeah? Where are you going to this
time?

I'm going to Florida.

We love Florida, honey. We do.

We used to have a house down there, you
know.

Really? Yeah.

For how long?

Oh, we had that for a while, like 10
years.

Yeah, I'd say about 10 years. But we had
to move back here, the family and the

kids, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. I make sense. It's a nice area
around here, too, honestly.

You guys' spot is lovely.

Yeah, it's really, we can't complain. We
have a good setup here.

Yeah, you guys do. It's very homey and
comfortable.

For sure.

And our stylist, very, very private, and
a stylist for the house. She killed it

with the decor.

Oh, absolutely. Killed it. Killed it.

You know, it's not, I would call it old
modern.

Yeah. If that makes any sense. For sure.

I could agree with that. I like all of,
like, the abstract art around the entire

building. For sure. The colors, so
vibrant.

Yeah. It's amazing.

Speaking of that and the decor, we, JC,
Kiki and I were going to.

going and watch a movie since we're all
unpacked and everything.

Yeah. And you're welcome to join us.
You're more than welcome to relax with

I would love that, yeah. And just be
hanging out on the couch.

Yeah. I wouldn't have had anything to do
today whenever I went home. Yeah,

whenever you're done out here or
whatever. Yeah, for sure. And this new

came out. You have to watch for that. I
would love to, and I can pick up the

kids for you guys afterwards, no
problem.

Perfect. Even better. Let's do it.
Awesome.

Awesome. See you inside. See you guys
inside.

Yeah.

That was a really, really good catch.

Wow.

Do you think Jace is coming? Should we
start the movie?

Um, yeah.

Of course.

Alright, well, we'll give her a couple
more minutes.

Oh, hey, Jace.

Right on time. A couple more minutes,
huh? Yeah, we were just asking about

see if you were coming to watch the
movie. Do you guys have supersonic

What do you mean?

So, like, the volume is so low. You guys
are insane. Turn it up a bit. You can't

hear it?

No. No?

There you go.

I thought it was pretty loud.

No.

What movie is this?

You guys didn't even wait for me to pick
it. It's a series.

It's a series? We picked it, but we
waited to start it. Because you weren't

yet.

No, I took you guys' opinion.

Yeah. We heard on...

The internet was really good. Yeah.
Yeah.

Must be true, man.

Follow it on the internet. Yeah.

Anything on the internet must be true.

A lot of stuff on the internet is just
really good.

Honestly, it doesn't look too bad. It
looks good.

I thought it looked good.

It looks real good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Honey, don't give it away.

They fell. I know you like to tell.

Hey, well.

I don't know what happened because I've
never seen it, but I have my guesses.

Is this movie new?

It's fairly, yeah.

I heard there was

a book on it.

Oh, really? You haven't seen this, have
you?

Wait, okay. So then there must be
multiple books on it. Because it's a

Because it's a series, not a movie,
right?

Right. I'm getting confused. It's a
series.

Okay. I got confused for a second. My
bad.

I mean, Alyssa wanted to change the
channel.

How dare me.

No, let's keep watching. I like it. I
do.

I do too. It's just new.

The action's like really like starting
to kick in. Yeah.

Yeah. You should turn it up a little
bit.

there you go wait no you paused it you
gotta press play oh there you go sorry i

don't know how the controller works
honey show her how it works show her how

do it

Did you get it? Yeah, I got it.

All right.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Are you enjoying the show so far?

I am. It's honestly really good.

I don't normally like when people pick
movies before me because then I don't

ever know the concept or what's going
on. But I like it. It's a good choice.

I agree.

Zach, I love that actor.

I know, he's our favorite actor.
Probably.

He's been in a bunch, actually.

He's been in probably like ten movies.

I'd say at least, yeah. Oh, wow.

That's incredible. Imagine being in ten
movies.

Like, absolutely insane.

Right?

Oh, they have the rich, that's for sure.

Oh, I like this part. I like this part.

What the hell?

Can you believe that?

I'm glad you liked it.

That's hilarious.

That totally hurt the aisle, you know?

Totally. Babe knows what I like.

Of course.

We should watch movies together more
often. I feel like we honestly don't

do that. I agree.

We always do something outside.

I totally agree.

We do like a little family movie like a
day each week or something.

I know I'm like not a part of the family
like that or anything, but I do enjoy

being here. I mean you're...

He's part of the family. Yeah, pretty
much.

Yeah, pretty much.

Oh, wow.

She's really pretty.

Yeah. She's hot.

I love that girl.

He's so dumb if he loses her. Right?
Chase her!

Right.

Dump that bitch.

No.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow, babe.

That was great.

Right? I think there's another episode
after this one. It's new. We haven't

watched it yet.

Yeah? Give me the clicker, babe.

Oh, where is it?

Oh, right here. There you go.

There you go. Yeah, it's like a press
play. Yeah.

Start another one.

Was that the last episode or is there
more? No, no, no. There's a new episode.

There's a new episode.

Oh. Yeah, there's another one. I think
it's that one.

It's called What Goes Up Must Come Down.

What Goes Up Must Come Down. Like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Turn it up a little bit. Yeah, turn it
up.

Man, that was crazy.

What is he doing?

I think he's trying to start a fire in
the woods.

No, he's trying to... Well, he is
because he has to hide from that girl,

doesn't want to start the fire because
then they'll see the smoke.

Hi, what do you think he's doing? That
would be obvious.

I'm not sure.

Honestly,

I'd like to spend the night in the woods
one of these days soon. That means she

wants to go camping in the dark.

We could totally pull that off.

I'm with it.

Just let us know whenever you're free.
Maybe we could find another babysitter.

Well, you guys technically know. Or
maybe when the kids are going to summer

camp.

That's what the kids will even allow.

Yeah, right. They love you so much.

Like I said, you're practicing.

True.

That's actually a pretty good point.

What do you think about that?

I think it would be great.

Like absolutely great.

They would like that, right? Uh -huh.

Well, they don't we're the boss if they
don't like it they do it anyway Yeah,

exactly so maybe like we give you a day
off but we can still pay you too You

guys would not have to do that We'll
make an exception.

I think it's cool. Right honey.

Yeah, of course. He works hard for
everything. So I think it'll be alright

How did you do that?

Oh my gosh, I could not hold my breath
underwater that long.

Same. I can only hold my breath for 30
seconds.

Honestly, same. I'll try to go into the
pool and hold my breath to see how long.

Don't ask more than 15 seconds.

Really? Yeah. That's crazy.

You know you can work on that.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, there's technique.

Yeah.

Doesn't that feel a little fun?

Yeah. How much fun?

Do I know how to hold my breath for a
long time?

There's alligators in the water.

Look at that.

So JC, speaking of looking at that, I've
been meaning to mention something to

you.

So you see this right here, this little
stain on the rug?

It wasn't here when we left. Last time
we watched the kids, I noticed

that that somehow got there.

Oh.

So did the kids spill a soda or
something?

Honestly, if I had noticed it, I would
have cleaned it up, so it's probably

bad if I didn't notice it.

Maybe I should have gone to the toilet
cleaner or something. It's okay. I still

love you, but... No, I'll honestly clean
it up. I didn't even notice that it

happened, so I apologize. But, yeah,
that's about a week old.

Girl,

you know what? I think I can just get
some, like, maybe, like...

I don't know. Chemicals thrown on the
carpet.

It'll probably come up. Maybe some cold
water.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah.

I actually honestly will say you're
going to have to get a new fabric

her carpet cleaner thing, because I used
it in the other room, in the other

bedroom. And I used the last of it,
yeah. So all we have is everything.

are going to show.

Well, no, see, that one, it was like a
little small mess that the kids made.

That's when I did notice, so I was able
to clean it up.

Yeah, the kids, yeah, the kids do that.

I mean, we had to replace our furniture
quite a few times.

Keep it down.

How are you? I'm trying to watch.

You must be really into this show.

Well, come on.

You picked it.

He's always so in tune with these TV
shows.

Okay, at least we know he's all in
whatever it is.

You guys are trying to pay attention.
You guys are talking.

Well, maybe you should turn it up more,
babe.

True. Here, let me go to the remote.

Yeah, I got you.

There you go. Yeah, just like that.

Honestly, I feel like I can't hear with
this shit, and having it turned up a

little bit more is definitely better for
me. Yeah.

Can't even hear ourselves talking.
Right?

Um, what do you think that is, though?

It looks like juice.

Like, like some sort of, maybe like, no,
not milk, because you would have

smelled soda. No, milk would have
smelled awful.

No, I think it's juice. Maybe like
Pepsi?

Pepsi? Really? Did you give the kids
soda?

No, no, never. I don't even drink soda
myself.

I didn't think so. Yeah, we don't even
have any in the house. Well, you know, I

think it's an easy fix.

It's okay. I can't blame you. I mean,
the kids I know are a little messy

we kind of let them do whatever the fuck
they want.

Yeah. But, I mean, that's why we keep
you around because you're the best.

Mm -hmm.

Isn't that right, honey? She's the best,
right?

She really is.

I don't know about the best, but I do
try my best.

Well, yeah, that's true.

Well, I think we all try our best.

Wow. This is hilarious.

I can't believe he's, like, this, like,
he can, like, what, his agile?

Agile, yeah.

Crazy. That is the word for it. Wow.

I'm shook.

That's crazy.

For real, he really is pretty agile.

Man,

I wonder how much he got paid to be
stuck in the wild like that.

Literally. I wonder if it's real.

I mean, there's, like, a couple million,
no?

Probably, honestly, probably another
country. Definitely.

Honey, what would you do for a couple
million?

He's done some crazy stuff. I don't
know.

I'll say yes or no.

Would you, would you be, for a million
dollars, would you live

naked and free in the wild and another
country without anything that would be

like, you know, modern day?

For a million? Yeah. For how long? I
don't know.

Not me. For like a month? No. A month?
No.

Hell yeah. You'll get like a weekly care
package.

Nah. Right?

I would think so. I would do it. I could
live home in my house naked for a

million.

We do that anyway. Anyone would do that,
right?

Tell them that and they won't offer her
the million. Right? Yeah, exactly.

Right?

It's so wild. Hold on.

Let me rewind that. Rewind it just a
little bit.

Yeah.

A little bit further.

Rewind it.

I think right there. Right there is
good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right there is

Yeah.

Just like that.

It's getting a little hot in here. It
is, right? The AC is on.

So the remote has the

AC thermostat thing on there. Can you
turn it down a little bit?

What kind of remote is this?

What? Girl.

Does it control everything? That's the
one we, yeah.

Next time you're going to tell me it
controls a lot. It's like a smart. Some

technology. Yeah. It's a smart. You know
we always have the cutting edge. Yeah.

Just like that, literally.

Oh, there he goes again.

Man. How can he climb that cliff like
that?

This series is insane.

No ropes or anything.

Nothing. How is he going to get back
down?

There's no rope to rappel. He's just
going to... Wow.

You think he'll jump?

No, his scale down or off, I'm sure.

I would think.

That's what he'll do. Maybe he has a
team up there waiting with a rope.

Or a helicopter.

I mean, listen.

It's television.

They can do whatever the fuck they want.

Like, kind of like you can?

I mean, but I don't live in television
land.

No, he says I do what I want in real
life.

Exactly.

Exactly. That's so crazy.

Yeah.

Wow.

I'm shook.

Literally.

So shook.

Oh wait, hold on.

Gotta rewind it one more time. That was
crazy. That was a crazy move.

Wow.

That's dope.

I guarantee you... Oh, so they do go...
Huh?

No, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I
guarantee you, like, he eats, like, the

animal, like, the wild animal.

Oh, probably. I think that's what this
is all about.

Him, like, surviving. Yeah.

Exactly. That's dope.

That's so dope. See, that's the only
thing I don't know if I could, like, I

could do.

Hunt wild animals. I'd live off the
plants.

I definitely would.

I know. I would become vegan.

You would?

Yeah.

Honestly. Yeah, I would definitely
become vegan. Start growing your own

vegetables and stuff.

I would definitely become vegan.

For sure.

Damn,

that's crazy.

What kind of plants would you eat from
the wild?

Do you want to be 100 % honest? I
wouldn't even, it would depend on where

at because there's different plants you
can touch and can't.

I would make sure.

Wow. That's hilarious. I would
definitely make sure that I would

find more beans and berries and stuff
like that. Why berries?

Literally, bananas.

Do you know bananas are a berry?

What? Really? Bananas are really a
berry.

Really? Yeah. I did not know that. I
didn't know that either. Look it up. The

internet is always right.

If you say so.

Always right.

Always.

What? Oh, I think they do have this. No,
oh my gosh. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't eat that. That's poison. That's
poison.

You can't always stick everything in
your mouth.

I mean, you can stick some things in
your mouth, but not the poison. I mean,

the poison stuff.

Hmm.

Oh, man.

I think that might be the end of him.
There's no way there's another series

after this. No. If it's the end of him,
it wouldn't be the rest of it.

There's never.

There's a whole other episode. See?

Oh, shit. You're right.

I'm going to click on it.

Babe, we're watching this one. We're
watching this one next. Okay.