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Welcome to the Daily Show. We got one
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Welcome to the Daily Show. We got one
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Welcome to the Daily Show. We got one
for you tonight. MY NAME IS JOHN
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for you tonight. MY NAME IS JOHN
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for you tonight. MY NAME IS JOHN
STEWART. Great show. Andy Basher will be
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STEWART. Great show. Andy Basher will be
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STEWART. Great show. Andy Basher will be
here.
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>> We'll be talking about season two of his
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>> We'll be talking about season two of his
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>> We'll be talking about season two of his
podcast. We'll also talk about his side
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podcast. We'll also talk about his side
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podcast. We'll also talk about his side
hustle as the governor of Kentucky.
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hustle as the governor of Kentucky.
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hustle as the governor of Kentucky.
First, I I got to tell you, what a
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First, I I got to tell you, what a
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First, I I got to tell you, what a
weekend. Super Bowl Cindy. AND WHAT A
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weekend. Super Bowl Cindy. AND WHAT A
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weekend. Super Bowl Cindy. AND WHAT A
GAME. WHAT A GAME IT WAS. MAN, if you
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GAME. WHAT A GAME IT WAS. MAN, if you
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GAME. WHAT A GAME IT WAS. MAN, if you
like highscoring contests where the
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like highscoring contests where the
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like highscoring contests where the
outcome is in doubt till the final
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outcome is in doubt till the final
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outcome is in doubt till the final
suspenseful climactic seconds, this was
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suspenseful climactic seconds, this was
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suspenseful climactic seconds, this was
not the game for you.
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Slow,
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Slow,
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Slow,
grinding.
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grinding.
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grinding.
It nearly took all the fun out of
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It nearly took all the fun out of
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It nearly took all the fun out of
watching the Patriots lose.
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I was saluting the Patriots
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I was saluting the Patriots
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I was saluting the Patriots
and their oneyear rebuild.
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But you know what? At least we had our
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But you know what? At least we had our
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But you know what? At least we had our
snacks. That's what's the important
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snacks. That's what's the important
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snacks. That's what's the important
part. I I'll be honest with you. I went
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part. I I'll be honest with you. I went
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part. I I'll be honest with you. I went
with the whole shebang. Six-foot hogy,
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with the whole shebang. Six-foot hogy,
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with the whole shebang. Six-foot hogy,
wings, nachos, queso, hot and cold
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wings, nachos, queso, hot and cold
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wings, nachos, queso, hot and cold
running buttwash. Am I missing any of
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running buttwash. Am I missing any of
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running buttwash. Am I missing any of
the classics? What would you have as a
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the classics? What would you have as a
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the classics? What would you have as a
Super Bowl snack?
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Super Bowl snack?
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Super Bowl snack?
>> I, you know, I am on a carnivore diet,
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>> I, you know, I am on a carnivore diet,
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>> I, you know, I am on a carnivore diet,
so I just eat meat and ferments.
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Did this Did this MOTHER
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just say his diet is meat and fermentss?
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He's He's so weird.
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WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO be so
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WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO be so
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WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO be so
pluribus? Why?
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pluribus? Why?
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pluribus? Why?
Carol, would you like some fermentss?
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Carol, would you like some fermentss?
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Carol, would you like some fermentss?
Just as a normal non-alien species to
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Just as a normal non-alien species to
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Just as a normal non-alien species to
another, it is a Super Bowl party. I
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another, it is a Super Bowl party. I
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another, it is a Super Bowl party. I
don't care if your diet is meat and
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don't care if your diet is meat and
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don't care if your diet is meat and
fermentss.
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fermentss.
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fermentss.
What are you having at the Super Bowl
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What are you having at the Super Bowl
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What are you having at the Super Bowl
party? So, I'm going to probably have
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party? So, I'm going to probably have
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party? So, I'm going to probably have
yogurt.
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You're going to have yogurt
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You're going to have yogurt
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You're going to have yogurt
for the Super Bowl. For the Super Bowl,
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for the Super Bowl. For the Super Bowl,
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for the Super Bowl. For the Super Bowl,
you're having yogurt.
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you're having yogurt.
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you're having yogurt.
You eat meat and fermentss. And for the
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You eat meat and fermentss. And for the
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You eat meat and fermentss. And for the
Super Bowl, you went ferments.
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You know, dude, it's one thing to bring
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You know, dude, it's one thing to bring
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You know, dude, it's one thing to bring
measles and polio back,
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measles and polio back,
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measles and polio back,
but I think I speak for the entire
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but I think I speak for the entire
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but I think I speak for the entire
nation when I say if you ever show up at
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nation when I say if you ever show up at
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nation when I say if you ever show up at
my Super Bowl party
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my Super Bowl party
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my Super Bowl party
with a tub of yogurt.
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You couldn't just muster up a little
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You couldn't just muster up a little
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You couldn't just muster up a little
trunk bear jerky. Like what?
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But even though the game was a grind and
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But even though the game was a grind and
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But even though the game was a grind and
your weird friend brought you a six-pack
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your weird friend brought you a six-pack
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your weird friend brought you a six-pack
of yogurt,
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at least we all have the halftime show
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at least we all have the halftime show
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at least we all have the halftime show
this year.
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They love it.
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Yeah.
Sponsored this year by Ferments.
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Sponsored this year by Ferments.
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Sponsored this year by Ferments.
Ferments.
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Ferments.
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Ferments.
It puts the fart in RFK.
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This year's Super Bowl halftime show
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This year's Super Bowl halftime show
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This year's Super Bowl halftime show
start Bonito Antonio MARTINEZ BAD BUNNY
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start Bonito Antonio MARTINEZ BAD BUNNY
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start Bonito Antonio MARTINEZ BAD BUNNY
OKASIO.
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And he was out there and delivered a
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And he was out there and delivered a
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And he was out there and delivered a
performance that was, as they say in
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performance that was, as they say in
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performance that was, as they say in
Puerto Rico, quite good.
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Puerto Rico, quite good.
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Puerto Rico, quite good.
Mr. Bunny killed it despite being
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Mr. Bunny killed it despite being
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Mr. Bunny killed it despite being
trapped in anescapable sugarce hedge
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trapped in anescapable sugarce hedge
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trapped in anescapable sugarce hedge
maze. HE HAD LADY GAGA. HE HAD Ricky
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maze. HE HAD LADY GAGA. HE HAD Ricky
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maze. HE HAD LADY GAGA. HE HAD Ricky
Martin. He had the Mandalorian. HE THREW
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Martin. He had the Mandalorian. HE THREW
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Martin. He had the Mandalorian. HE THREW
A WEDDING. HE HELD A MODEL UN.
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A WEDDING. HE HELD A MODEL UN.
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A WEDDING. HE HELD A MODEL UN.
And he even had the time to make a conad
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And he even had the time to make a conad
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And he even had the time to make a conad
service stop
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service stop
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service stop
midcon.
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midcon.
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midcon.
It's okay. He did it all.
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It's okay. He did it all.
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It's okay. He did it all.
Just reboot the box and enjoy. Data.
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Just reboot the box and enjoy. Data.
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Just reboot the box and enjoy. Data.
It was joyful
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It was joyful
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It was joyful
and infectious and
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and infectious and
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and infectious and
>> the single worst halftime show in NFL
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>> the single worst halftime show in NFL
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>> the single worst halftime show in NFL
history.
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history.
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history.
>> Oh. Oh, right, right, right. I forgot. I
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>> Oh. Oh, right, right, right. I forgot. I
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>> Oh. Oh, right, right, right. I forgot. I
forgot. Um,
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forgot. Um,
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forgot. Um,
for a significant portion of Americans,
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for a significant portion of Americans,
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for a significant portion of Americans,
everything that happens must uniformly
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everything that happens must uniformly
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everything that happens must uniformly
be filtered through a particular
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be filtered through a particular
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be filtered through a particular
magazentric worldview and judged on how
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magazentric worldview and judged on how
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magazentric worldview and judged on how
well it conforms to that traditional
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well it conforms to that traditional
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well it conforms to that traditional
vision, which doesn't include knowing
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vision, which doesn't include knowing
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vision, which doesn't include knowing
where the bibloteka is.
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where the bibloteka is.
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where the bibloteka is.
>> To get up there and perform the whole
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>> To get up there and perform the whole
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>> To get up there and perform the whole
the whole show in Spanish is a middle
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the whole show in Spanish is a middle
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the whole show in Spanish is a middle
finger to the rest of America. The
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finger to the rest of America. The
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finger to the rest of America. The
majority of people in the audience had
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majority of people in the audience had
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majority of people in the audience had
no idea what was being said.
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no idea what was being said.
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no idea what was being said.
>> Is it too much to ask to put it in
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>> Is it too much to ask to put it in
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>> Is it too much to ask to put it in
English? Not one word of English. Not
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English? Not one word of English. Not
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English? Not one word of English. Not
one word of English. One word.
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>> Here's here's some English for you.
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>> Here's here's some English for you.
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>> Here's here's some English for you.
Who put Thanos over here in the air
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Who put Thanos over here in the air
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Who put Thanos over here in the air
fryer?
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Did they Did they
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Did they Did they
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Did they Did they
Did Fox decide they needed an actual
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Did Fox decide they needed an actual
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Did Fox decide they needed an actual
Buffalo wing to comment on the game?
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Dude, seriously, we all like to get sun,
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Dude, seriously, we all like to get sun,
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Dude, seriously, we all like to get sun,
but I mean, I'm no dermatologist, but
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but I mean, I'm no dermatologist, but
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but I mean, I'm no dermatologist, but
be there tomorrow morning as early as
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be there tomorrow morning as early as
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be there tomorrow morning as early as
you can be there.
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you can be there.
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you can be there.
It's like the guy's couch is one of
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It's like the guy's couch is one of
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It's like the guy's couch is one of
those chicken rotisseries. Just he's
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those chicken rotisseries. Just he's
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those chicken rotisseries. Just he's
watching the game like, "TELL ME IF I
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watching the game like, "TELL ME IF I
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watching the game like, "TELL ME IF I
MISS ANYTHING.
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I've got like 10 of these.
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Seriously, how many gizzies do you
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Seriously, how many gizzies do you
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Seriously, how many gizzies do you
gobble
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before you become one?
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BUT THE POINT IS, THIS IS AMERICAERS.
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This is the Super Bowl. IS IT TOO MUCH
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This is the Super Bowl. IS IT TOO MUCH
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This is the Super Bowl. IS IT TOO MUCH
TO ASK FOR A HALFTIME SHOW THAT THIS
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TO ASK FOR A HALFTIME SHOW THAT THIS
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TO ASK FOR A HALFTIME SHOW THAT THIS
GREAT nation can enjoy in its mother
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GREAT nation can enjoy in its mother
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GREAT nation can enjoy in its mother
tongue?
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tongue?
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tongue?
It's why the good PEOPLE AT TPUSA
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It's why the good PEOPLE AT TPUSA
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It's why the good PEOPLE AT TPUSA
WENT through the trouble of putting ON
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WENT through the trouble of putting ON
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WENT through the trouble of putting ON
AN ALTERNATIVE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME
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AN ALTERNATIVE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME
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AN ALTERNATIVE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME
SHOW THAT CELEBRATED this beautiful
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SHOW THAT CELEBRATED this beautiful
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SHOW THAT CELEBRATED this beautiful
country in the King's English we all
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country in the King's English we all
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country in the King's English we all
share.
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THANK YOU. WAS THAT SO HARD? THANK YOU.
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Thank you. Miam and Webster COULDN'T
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Thank you. Miam and Webster COULDN'T
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Thank you. Miam and Webster COULDN'T
HAVE PUT IT BETTER THEMSELVES
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HAVE PUT IT BETTER THEMSELVES
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HAVE PUT IT BETTER THEMSELVES
REGARDING THE UP JUMPING UPSET boogie in
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REGARDING THE UP JUMPING UPSET boogie in
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REGARDING THE UP JUMPING UPSET boogie in
so far as the diggy diggy diggy
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so far as the diggy diggy diggy
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so far as the diggy diggy diggy
being a danga dubang.
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I got that right.
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I got that right.
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I got that right.
But surely surely
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But surely surely
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But surely surely
surely you didn't miss Bad BUNNY JUST TO
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surely you didn't miss Bad BUNNY JUST TO
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surely you didn't miss Bad BUNNY JUST TO
WATCH AN old man in acidwashed jorts
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WATCH AN old man in acidwashed jorts
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WATCH AN old man in acidwashed jorts
badly lip sync his way through a
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badly lip sync his way through a
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badly lip sync his way through a
pre-taped ba ba performance.
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pre-taped ba ba performance.
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pre-taped ba ba performance.
Surely the TPUSA halftime show was a
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Surely the TPUSA halftime show was a
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Surely the TPUSA halftime show was a
broader spectacle of Americana to rival
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broader spectacle of Americana to rival
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broader spectacle of Americana to rival
this most malevolent of bunnies.
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Looks like somebody dipped into the
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Looks like somebody dipped into the
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Looks like somebody dipped into the
fermentss.
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Oh,
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I've I've never seen a cello player who
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I've I've never seen a cello player who
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I've I've never seen a cello player who
looks like the porn version of a cello
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looks like the porn version of a cello
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looks like the porn version of a cello
player.
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Bomb chicka
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Bomb chicka
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Bomb chicka
bomb chicka bum.
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bomb chicka bum.
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bomb chicka bum.
>> I'm sorry. Let let me let me skip
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>> I'm sorry. Let let me let me skip
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>> I'm sorry. Let let me let me skip
forward a little bit. There's got to be
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forward a little bit. There's got to be
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forward a little bit. There's got to be
something else worth missing out on. Bad
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something else worth missing out on. Bad
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something else worth missing out on. Bad
bunny for
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this country nowadays.
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this country nowadays.
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this country nowadays.
>> Wait, I'm Wait,
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>> Wait, I'm Wait,
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>> Wait, I'm Wait,
it it isn't.
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it it isn't.
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it it isn't.
What exactly is is so hard about being
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What exactly is is so hard about being
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What exactly is is so hard about being
country nowadays?
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country nowadays?
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country nowadays?
>> I just want to catch my fish, drive my
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>> I just want to catch my fish, drive my
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>> I just want to catch my fish, drive my
truck, drink my beer.
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So far, it sounds relatively easy.
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Am I missing a heavier lift?
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Am I missing a heavier lift?
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Am I missing a heavier lift?
>> I just want to cut my grass, feed my
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>> I just want to cut my grass, feed my
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>> I just want to cut my grass, feed my
dog, wear my boots,
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sir. I Sir, again, I must insist.
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sir. I Sir, again, I must insist.
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sir. I Sir, again, I must insist.
All of these seem like achievable goals.
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All of these seem like achievable goals.
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All of these seem like achievable goals.
I mean, you're wearing BOOTS RIGHT NOW.
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I mean, you're wearing BOOTS RIGHT NOW.
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I mean, you're wearing BOOTS RIGHT NOW.
WHAT EXACTLY IS it about being country
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WHAT EXACTLY IS it about being country
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WHAT EXACTLY IS it about being country
that is so difficult?
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>> That little boys ain't little girls.
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>> Here we go.
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>> Here we go.
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>> Here we go.
>> I'll give the hot water.
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You're so brave.
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People throw the word hero around,
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People throw the word hero around,
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People throw the word hero around,
but this is a bold opinion to hold in
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but this is a bold opinion to hold in
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but this is a bold opinion to hold in
your genre, sir. Really risking it all
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your genre, sir. Really risking it all
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your genre, sir. Really risking it all
going up against country music's trans
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going up against country music's trans
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going up against country music's trans
cartel.
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cartel.
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cartel.
By the way, also if you did get
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By the way, also if you did get
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By the way, also if you did get
cancelled, really more time for the
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cancelled, really more time for the
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cancelled, really more time for the
fishing and the mowing and the
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fishing and the mowing and the
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fishing and the mowing and the
truck beer drinking. And if I could just
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truck beer drinking. And if I could just
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truck beer drinking. And if I could just
remind you, really just the important
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remind you, really just the important
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remind you, really just the important
thing, feeding the dog. Again, I can't I
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thing, feeding the dog. Again, I can't I
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thing, feeding the dog. Again, I can't I
can't stress this enough in the song
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can't stress this enough in the song
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can't stress this enough in the song
between the beer and the boots and the
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between the beer and the boots and the
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between the beer and the boots and the
fishing. Really just feed your dog
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fishing. Really just feed your dog
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fishing. Really just feed your dog
every day, sir. I know it's hard,
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389
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but you know what? There was a bigger
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but you know what? There was a bigger
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but you know what? There was a bigger
reason why TPUSA had to do their own
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reason why TPUSA had to do their own
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reason why TPUSA had to do their own
halftime show. Because the NFL's
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halftime show. Because the NFL's
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halftime show. Because the NFL's
halftime show failed its one true
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halftime show failed its one true
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halftime show failed its one true
mandate.
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mandate.
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mandate.
>> Doing a a halftime show in all Spanish
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>> Doing a a halftime show in all Spanish
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>> Doing a a halftime show in all Spanish
is not unifying.
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is not unifying.
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is not unifying.
>> The Super Bowl halftime show divided in
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>> The Super Bowl halftime show divided in
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>> The Super Bowl halftime show divided in
a time that's supposed to be a unifying
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a time that's supposed to be a unifying
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a time that's supposed to be a unifying
moment.
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moment.
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moment.
>> They could have found somebody more
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>> They could have found somebody more
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>> They could have found somebody more
uniting.
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uniting.
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uniting.
Why the
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Why the
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Why the
is it the Super Bowl halftime
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is it the Super Bowl halftime
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is it the Super Bowl halftime
entertainers job
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entertainers job
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entertainers job
to unify THE COUNTRY?
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to unify THE COUNTRY?
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to unify THE COUNTRY?
IN what world
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IN what world
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IN what world
is that their job? Oh,
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is that their job? Oh,
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is that their job? Oh,
isn't there another person whose job
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isn't there another person whose job
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isn't there another person whose job
description
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description
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description
is much more along those lines? Let me
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is much more along those lines? Let me
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is much more along those lines? Let me
ask YOU A QUESTION.
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LET ME ASK.
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LET ME ASK.
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LET ME ASK.
>> Don't make me get my yogurts.
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What did that person do to unify the
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What did that person do to unify the
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What did that person do to unify the
country?
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country?
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country?
>> In a social media post, President Trump
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>> In a social media post, President Trump
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>> In a social media post, President Trump
mocked Bad Bunny's performance, calling
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mocked Bad Bunny's performance, calling
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mocked Bad Bunny's performance, calling
it quote, "Absolutely terrible, one of
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it quote, "Absolutely terrible, one of
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it quote, "Absolutely terrible, one of
the worst ever." then adding quote
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the worst ever." then adding quote
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the worst ever." then adding quote
nobody understands a word this guy is
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nobody understands a word this guy is
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nobody understands a word this guy is
saying
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saying
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saying
>> nobody
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I love that he thinks Bad Bunny is the
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I love that he thinks Bad Bunny is the
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I love that he thinks Bad Bunny is the
one guy in the world
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one guy in the world
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one guy in the world
that's fluent in Spanish
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that's fluent in Spanish
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that's fluent in Spanish
nobody understands it's a dead language
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You know, the right has a lot of balls
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You know, the right has a lot of balls
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You know, the right has a lot of balls
complaining that Bad Bunny didn't do
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complaining that Bad Bunny didn't do
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complaining that Bad Bunny didn't do
enough to unify this country when you
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enough to unify this country when you
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enough to unify this country when you
only found out a few days ago that
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only found out a few days ago that
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only found out a few days ago that
Puerto Rico is a part of it.
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Puerto Rico is a part of it.
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Puerto Rico is a part of it.
And be sure you get
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And before YOU GET YOUR PANTIES in
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And before YOU GET YOUR PANTIES in
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And before YOU GET YOUR PANTIES in
unscrion,
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another unifying pro tip might be to
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another unifying pro tip might be to
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another unifying pro tip might be to
tell your guy to stop tweeting out
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tell your guy to stop tweeting out
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tell your guy to stop tweeting out
racist slop during, I don't know, Black
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racist slop during, I don't know, Black
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racist slop during, I don't know, Black
History Month. The White House facing
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History Month. The White House facing
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History Month. The White House facing
backlash over a racist depiction of the
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backlash over a racist depiction of the
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backlash over a racist depiction of the
Obamas contained in a video post on the
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Obamas contained in a video post on the
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Obamas contained in a video post on the
president's truth social account.
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president's truth social account.
493
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president's truth social account.
>> At the end, the video suddenly flashed
494
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>> At the end, the video suddenly flashed
495
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>> At the end, the video suddenly flashed
to a clip of the Obama's faces
496
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:52,959
to a clip of the Obama's faces
497
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,350
to a clip of the Obama's faces
superimposed on the heads of cartoon
498
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:55,360
superimposed on the heads of cartoon
499
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,269
superimposed on the heads of cartoon
apes. Oh, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NO.
500
00:14:57,269 --> 00:14:57,279
apes. Oh, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NO.
501
00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:59,670
apes. Oh, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NO.
BEFORE YOU GET UPSET, JUST know the
502
00:14:59,670 --> 00:14:59,680
BEFORE YOU GET UPSET, JUST know the
503
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,509
BEFORE YOU GET UPSET, JUST know the
racist video in question was not in
504
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racist video in question was not in
505
00:15:03,519 --> 00:15:06,790
racist video in question was not in
Spanish.
506
00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:06,800
507
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,269
Rest easy.
508
00:15:09,269 --> 00:15:09,279
Rest easy.
509
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:12,790
Rest easy.
We're starting to heal.
510
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:12,800
We're starting to heal.
511
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,629
We're starting to heal.
I mean, if 20 minutes of Bad Bunny's
512
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I mean, if 20 minutes of Bad Bunny's
513
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I mean, if 20 minutes of Bad Bunny's
halftime show destroyed the country's
514
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:16,160
halftime show destroyed the country's
515
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,310
halftime show destroyed the country's
unity, I think even MAGA would be
516
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unity, I think even MAGA would be
517
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unity, I think even MAGA would be
terribly upset that the unifier and
518
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terribly upset that the unifier and
519
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:23,750
terribly upset that the unifier and
chief would be sharing a video thising
520
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:23,760
chief would be sharing a video thising
521
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,269
chief would be sharing a video thising
racist.
522
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racist.
523
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:27,910
racist.
Or or would they? I mean, this is
524
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Or or would they? I mean, this is
525
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,870
Or or would they? I mean, this is
probably crazy, but would they try and
526
00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:30,880
probably crazy, but would they try and
527
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,829
probably crazy, but would they try and
justify it?
528
00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:31,839
justify it?
529
00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:34,790
justify it?
>> It wasn't a video that was racist. It
530
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:34,800
>> It wasn't a video that was racist. It
531
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,389
>> It wasn't a video that was racist. It
was a video that ended with a racist
532
00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:36,399
was a video that ended with a racist
533
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:36,790
was a video that ended with a racist
thing,
534
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:36,800
thing,
535
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,710
thing,
>> which doesn't make that's doesn't
536
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:38,720
>> which doesn't make that's doesn't
537
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,310
>> which doesn't make that's doesn't
matter. IF YOU SAY the N word at the end
538
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:42,320
matter. IF YOU SAY the N word at the end
539
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,670
matter. IF YOU SAY the N word at the end
of the sentence, it still ruins the
540
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:45,680
of the sentence, it still ruins the
541
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,310
of the sentence, it still ruins the
whole sentence.
542
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:48,320
whole sentence.
543
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:52,949
whole sentence.
There are certain things in this world
544
00:15:52,949 --> 00:15:52,959
There are certain things in this world
545
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:55,030
There are certain things in this world
where there are certain things in this
546
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:55,040
where there are certain things in this
547
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,509
where there are certain things in this
world where placement is less important
548
00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:57,519
world where placement is less important
549
00:15:57,519 --> 00:16:00,949
world where placement is less important
than presence. Oh, I don't have gorrhea.
550
00:16:00,949 --> 00:16:00,959
than presence. Oh, I don't have gorrhea.
551
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:07,350
than presence. Oh, I don't have gorrhea.
The tip of my PENIS HAS GORRHEA.
552
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:07,360
553
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,749
YOU'RE GOING TO YOU'RE GOING TO JUDGE MY
554
00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:09,759
YOU'RE GOING TO YOU'RE GOING TO JUDGE MY
555
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:12,629
YOU'RE GOING TO YOU'RE GOING TO JUDGE MY
ENTIRE penis
556
00:16:12,629 --> 00:16:12,639
ENTIRE penis
557
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:23,670
ENTIRE penis
by the goric tip. Who's the racist now?
558
00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:23,680
559
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,389
Can we at least all agree that the last
560
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Can we at least all agree that the last
561
00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:28,389
Can we at least all agree that the last
part where HE COMPARED THE OBAMAS TO
562
00:16:28,389 --> 00:16:28,399
part where HE COMPARED THE OBAMAS TO
563
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part where HE COMPARED THE OBAMAS TO
APES WAS definitely racist? At the end
564
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:31,600
APES WAS definitely racist? At the end
565
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,150
APES WAS definitely racist? At the end
of the day, human beings often point to
566
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:34,160
of the day, human beings often point to
567
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,470
of the day, human beings often point to
other human beings and notice that they
568
00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:36,480
other human beings and notice that they
569
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,069
other human beings and notice that they
kind of look like this animal or that
570
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:38,079
kind of look like this animal or that
571
00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:41,350
kind of look like this animal or that
animal. COME ON.
572
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:41,360
animal. COME ON.
573
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,430
animal. COME ON.
BUT THERE ARE, you know, certain
574
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BUT THERE ARE, you know, certain
575
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,269
BUT THERE ARE, you know, certain
anthropomorphic comparisons that
576
00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:45,279
anthropomorphic comparisons that
577
00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:46,949
anthropomorphic comparisons that
historically have been used to justify,
578
00:16:46,949 --> 00:16:46,959
historically have been used to justify,
579
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:50,150
historically have been used to justify,
oh, I don't know, slavery. But go ahead.
580
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:50,160
oh, I don't know, slavery. But go ahead.
581
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,629
oh, I don't know, slavery. But go ahead.
I apologize for interrupting you.
582
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:52,639
I apologize for interrupting you.
583
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:54,470
I apologize for interrupting you.
>> I did know a girl that looked like a guy
584
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>> I did know a girl that looked like a guy
585
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,310
>> I did know a girl that looked like a guy
that looked like a monkey, but he was
586
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:56,320
that looked like a monkey, but he was
587
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,629
that looked like a monkey, but he was
white. He was my friend Joey, and he was
588
00:16:58,629 --> 00:16:58,639
white. He was my friend Joey, and he was
589
00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:08,789
white. He was my friend Joey, and he was
white.
590
00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:08,799
591
00:17:08,799 --> 00:17:10,789
So, in terms of racist justifications,
592
00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:10,799
So, in terms of racist justifications,
593
00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:14,230
So, in terms of racist justifications,
he's blown right PAST THE I HAVE A BLACK
594
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:14,240
he's blown right PAST THE I HAVE A BLACK
595
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,710
he's blown right PAST THE I HAVE A BLACK
friend
596
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:16,720
friend
597
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,110
friend
and moved RIGHT INTO THE I HAVE A WHITE
598
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:19,120
and moved RIGHT INTO THE I HAVE A WHITE
599
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:25,429
and moved RIGHT INTO THE I HAVE A WHITE
FRIEND who looks like a monkey.
600
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:25,439
601
00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:28,150
And poor Joey.
602
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:28,160
And poor Joey.
603
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:32,470
And poor Joey.
Poor white friend Joey.
604
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:32,480
Poor white friend Joey.
605
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:37,669
Poor white friend Joey.
What a way to find out you've got
606
00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:37,679
607
00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:39,190
What a way to find out you've got
608
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:39,200
What a way to find out you've got
609
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:46,230
What a way to find out you've got
resting primate face.
610
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:46,240
611
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,310
POOR MOTHER JOEY PROBABLY SITTING AT
612
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:48,320
POOR MOTHER JOEY PROBABLY SITTING AT
613
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,110
POOR MOTHER JOEY PROBABLY SITTING AT
home
614
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:51,120
home
615
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,950
home
watching his watching his friend on
616
00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:52,960
watching his watching his friend on
617
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,510
watching his watching his friend on
television.
618
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:55,520
television.
619
00:17:55,520 --> 00:18:01,990
television.
picking knits out of his wife's hair
620
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:02,000
621
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,270
>> and then he's got to look up AND BE
622
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:03,280
>> and then he's got to look up AND BE
623
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:08,070
>> and then he's got to look up AND BE
LIKE, "WHAT THAT GUY SAY? ME?"
624
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:08,080
625
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:13,510
AH, JOEY MATT. JOEY THROW POOP AT TV.
626
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:13,520
AH, JOEY MATT. JOEY THROW POOP AT TV.
627
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,150
AH, JOEY MATT. JOEY THROW POOP AT TV.
JOEY JOEY THROW POOP AND JERK OFF and
628
00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:16,160
JOEY JOEY THROW POOP AND JERK OFF and
629
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,390
JOEY JOEY THROW POOP AND JERK OFF and
throw a demon AND POOP AND THEN DEMON
630
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:18,400
throw a demon AND POOP AND THEN DEMON
631
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:29,270
throw a demon AND POOP AND THEN DEMON
AND THEN POOP.
632
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:29,280
633
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,830
Not not even the cameramen have heard
634
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:31,840
Not not even the cameramen have heard
635
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,630
Not not even the cameramen have heard
all this
636
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:34,640
all this
637
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:44,630
all this
>> WE'RE GOING OFF SCRIPT TONIGHT, MOTHER.
638
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:44,640
639
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,590
I got to tell you, this video was SO BAD
640
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:47,600
I got to tell you, this video was SO BAD
641
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,750
I got to tell you, this video was SO BAD
THERE WERE ACTUAL REPUBLICANS who
642
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:49,760
THERE WERE ACTUAL REPUBLICANS who
643
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,909
THERE WERE ACTUAL REPUBLICANS who
criticized it. Senator Tim Scott of
644
00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:51,919
criticized it. Senator Tim Scott of
645
00:18:51,919 --> 00:18:53,830
criticized it. Senator Tim Scott of
South Carolina, the Senate's only black
646
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:53,840
South Carolina, the Senate's only black
647
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,669
South Carolina, the Senate's only black
Republican, calling the president's post
648
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:55,679
Republican, calling the president's post
649
00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,510
Republican, calling the president's post
the most racist thing I've seen out of
650
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:57,520
the most racist thing I've seen out of
651
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,950
the most racist thing I've seen out of
this White House.
652
00:18:58,950 --> 00:18:58,960
this White House.
653
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,310
this White House.
>> Wow. By the way, uh Tim Scott's face,
654
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:02,320
>> Wow. By the way, uh Tim Scott's face,
655
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,549
>> Wow. By the way, uh Tim Scott's face,
that is the face almost all Republicans
656
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:04,559
that is the face almost all Republicans
657
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:06,710
that is the face almost all Republicans
make in private when they've been told
658
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:06,720
make in private when they've been told
659
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:11,510
make in private when they've been told
what Trump said.
660
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:11,520
661
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,630
But seriously though, Senator, is it the
662
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:14,640
But seriously though, Senator, is it the
663
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,549
But seriously though, Senator, is it the
most racist thing that's come out of
664
00:19:16,549 --> 00:19:16,559
most racist thing that's come out of
665
00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:20,390
most racist thing that's come out of
this White House? Well, survey says
666
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:20,400
this White House? Well, survey says
667
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,710
this White House? Well, survey says
It is.
668
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:24,720
669
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,630
>> Congratulations.
670
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:26,640
>> Congratulations.
671
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,070
>> Congratulations.
You've won the opportunity to probably
672
00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:28,080
You've won the opportunity to probably
673
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,590
You've won the opportunity to probably
have to say this again next week.
674
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:29,600
have to say this again next week.
675
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,510
have to say this again next week.
But Tim Scott's criticism FORCED THE
676
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:31,520
But Tim Scott's criticism FORCED THE
677
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,110
But Tim Scott's criticism FORCED THE
PRESIDENT TO delete the video, which
678
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:33,120
PRESIDENT TO delete the video, which
679
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,710
PRESIDENT TO delete the video, which
puts the president in an uncomfortable
680
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:34,720
puts the president in an uncomfortable
681
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,470
puts the president in an uncomfortable
position. A Sophie's choice. He deleted
682
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:36,480
position. A Sophie's choice. He deleted
683
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,750
position. A Sophie's choice. He deleted
the video. Does he admit that he's
684
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:37,760
the video. Does he admit that he's
685
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,990
the video. Does he admit that he's
racist or does he admit that he just
686
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:40,000
racist or does he admit that he just
687
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,470
racist or does he admit that he just
made a simple mistake? Let's see how he
688
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:42,480
made a simple mistake? Let's see how he
689
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,830
made a simple mistake? Let's see how he
threads the needle.
690
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:43,840
threads the needle.
691
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,669
threads the needle.
>> Mr. President, a number of Republicans
692
00:19:45,669 --> 00:19:45,679
>> Mr. President, a number of Republicans
693
00:19:45,679 --> 00:19:48,070
>> Mr. President, a number of Republicans
are calling on you to apologize for that
694
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:48,080
are calling on you to apologize for that
695
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,830
are calling on you to apologize for that
post. Is that something you're going to
696
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:49,840
post. Is that something you're going to
697
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,070
post. Is that something you're going to
do?
698
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:50,080
do?
699
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,390
do?
>> No, I didn't make a mistake. So, we're
700
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:52,400
>> No, I didn't make a mistake. So, we're
701
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,750
>> No, I didn't make a mistake. So, we're
going with racist.
702
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:55,760
going with racist.
703
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,230
going with racist.
>> But of course, in the example of a
704
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:58,240
>> But of course, in the example of a
705
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,070
>> But of course, in the example of a
performer you don't particularly care
706
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:00,080
performer you don't particularly care
707
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,950
performer you don't particularly care
for, the upset is justified. But in the
708
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:02,960
for, the upset is justified. But in the
709
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,630
for, the upset is justified. But in the
example of the president of the United
710
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:04,640
example of the president of the United
711
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,310
example of the president of the United
States sharing a racist meme, well, get
712
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:08,320
States sharing a racist meme, well, get
713
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,710
States sharing a racist meme, well, get
over yourselves. Press Secretary Carolyn
714
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:10,720
over yourselves. Press Secretary Carolyn
715
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,710
over yourselves. Press Secretary Carolyn
Levit said, and I quote, "Please stop
716
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:12,720
Levit said, and I quote, "Please stop
717
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,870
Levit said, and I quote, "Please stop
the fake outrage and report on something
718
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:14,880
the fake outrage and report on something
719
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,390
the fake outrage and report on something
today that actually matters to the
720
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:16,400
today that actually matters to the
721
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:20,950
today that actually matters to the
American public," which ising crazy
722
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:20,960
American public," which ising crazy
723
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,510
American public," which ising crazy
because at this point in the MAGA
724
00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:23,520
because at this point in the MAGA
725
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,909
because at this point in the MAGA
movement, all they have is fake outrage.
726
00:20:27,909 --> 00:20:27,919
movement, all they have is fake outrage.
727
00:20:27,919 --> 00:20:30,310
movement, all they have is fake outrage.
Olympic outrage. American freestyle
728
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:30,320
Olympic outrage. American freestyle
729
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,630
Olympic outrage. American freestyle
skiers are facing backlash following
730
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:32,640
skiers are facing backlash following
731
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,470
skiers are facing backlash following
controversial comments made about
732
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:34,480
controversial comments made about
733
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,029
controversial comments made about
representing the US. what many call
734
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:37,039
representing the US. what many call
735
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,470
representing the US. what many call
anti-American rhetoric.
736
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:38,480
anti-American rhetoric.
737
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,510
anti-American rhetoric.
>> I'm disgusted by it.
738
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:39,520
>> I'm disgusted by it.
739
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,310
>> I'm disgusted by it.
>> It's so upsetting.
740
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:40,320
>> It's so upsetting.
741
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,510
>> It's so upsetting.
>> It's so inappropriate.
742
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:41,520
>> It's so inappropriate.
743
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,350
>> It's so inappropriate.
>> This guy hates his country. He's clearly
744
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:43,360
>> This guy hates his country. He's clearly
745
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,950
>> This guy hates his country. He's clearly
ashamed to be wearing the flag.
746
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:44,960
ashamed to be wearing the flag.
747
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,270
ashamed to be wearing the flag.
>> Go back home to Oregon in this case and
748
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:47,280
>> Go back home to Oregon in this case and
749
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,190
>> Go back home to Oregon in this case and
march with Antifa.
750
00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:49,200
march with Antifa.
751
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,870
march with Antifa.
>> What?
752
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:50,880
>> What?
753
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,390
>> What?
Sir, think this through. DO YOU WANT OUR
754
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:52,400
Sir, think this through. DO YOU WANT OUR
755
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,070
Sir, think this through. DO YOU WANT OUR
NATION'S GREATEST ATHLETES JOINING
756
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:54,080
NATION'S GREATEST ATHLETES JOINING
757
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,149
NATION'S GREATEST ATHLETES JOINING
ANTIFA?
758
00:20:56,149 --> 00:20:56,159
ANTIFA?
759
00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:57,750
ANTIFA?
>> WHAT?
760
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:57,760
>> WHAT?
761
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,149
>> WHAT?
This is not the solution you think. Sir,
762
00:21:00,149 --> 00:21:00,159
This is not the solution you think. Sir,
763
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,549
This is not the solution you think. Sir,
you have abs of steel and powerful
764
00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:02,559
you have abs of steel and powerful
765
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,230
you have abs of steel and powerful
glutes.
766
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:04,240
glutes.
767
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,390
glutes.
grab a black bandana and get in the
768
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:06,400
grab a black bandana and get in the
769
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,270
grab a black bandana and get in the
fight.
770
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:09,280
fight.
771
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,029
fight.
But oh my god, I just first I'm here.
772
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:11,039
But oh my god, I just first I'm here.
773
00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:14,070
But oh my god, I just first I'm here.
What did this Olympian say? It must be
774
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:14,080
What did this Olympian say? It must be
775
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,549
What did this Olympian say? It must be
way more upsetting and outrageous than
776
00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:16,559
way more upsetting and outrageous than
777
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,510
way more upsetting and outrageous than
what the president of the United States
778
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:19,520
what the president of the United States
779
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,669
what the president of the United States
racist memes are.
780
00:21:21,669 --> 00:21:21,679
racist memes are.
781
00:21:21,679 --> 00:21:23,830
racist memes are.
>> It brings up mixed emotions to represent
782
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:23,840
>> It brings up mixed emotions to represent
783
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,710
>> It brings up mixed emotions to represent
the US right now. I think um it's a
784
00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:26,720
the US right now. I think um it's a
785
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,110
the US right now. I think um it's a
little hard. Um there's obviously a lot
786
00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:29,120
little hard. Um there's obviously a lot
787
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,110
little hard. Um there's obviously a lot
going on that I'm not the biggest fan
788
00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:31,120
going on that I'm not the biggest fan
789
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:43,830
going on that I'm not the biggest fan
of.
790
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:43,840
791
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,149
That That's the hatemongering.
792
00:21:46,149 --> 00:21:46,159
That That's the hatemongering.
793
00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:50,310
That That's the hatemongering.
That's the most laid-back mongering.
794
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:50,320
That's the most laid-back mongering.
795
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,909
That's the most laid-back mongering.
That was like the hacky sack of
796
00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:51,919
That was like the hacky sack of
797
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,310
That was like the hacky sack of
political condemnation.
798
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:54,320
political condemnation.
799
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,190
political condemnation.
It's like, bro,
800
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:57,200
It's like, bro,
801
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,149
It's like, bro,
I feel like right now
802
00:22:02,149 --> 00:22:02,159
I feel like right now
803
00:22:02,159 --> 00:22:03,750
I feel like right now
The country shouldn't be swag. It should
804
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:03,760
The country shouldn't be swag. It should
805
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:09,190
The country shouldn't be swag. It should
be diggity dank.
806
00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:09,200
807
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,990
And by the way, MAGA, you want to hear
808
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:12,000
And by the way, MAGA, you want to hear
809
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,510
And by the way, MAGA, you want to hear
the good straight up anti-American
810
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:15,520
the good straight up anti-American
811
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,549
the good straight up anti-American
Talk to your boss. Our country is now a
812
00:22:18,549 --> 00:22:18,559
Talk to your boss. Our country is now a
813
00:22:18,559 --> 00:22:20,710
Talk to your boss. Our country is now a
cesspool. We are a nation in decline.
814
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:20,720
cesspool. We are a nation in decline.
815
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,390
cesspool. We are a nation in decline.
We're in a failing country. We're in a
816
00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:22,400
We're in a failing country. We're in a
817
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,990
We're in a failing country. We're in a
country that's being laughed at. We're a
818
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:24,000
country that's being laughed at. We're a
819
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,909
country that's being laughed at. We're a
dumping ground. We're like a We're like
820
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:25,919
dumping ground. We're like a We're like
821
00:22:25,919 --> 00:22:28,230
dumping ground. We're like a We're like
a garbage can. Our country is going to
822
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:28,240
a garbage can. Our country is going to
823
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,070
a garbage can. Our country is going to
hell. We have blood, death, and
824
00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:30,080
hell. We have blood, death, and
825
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,310
hell. We have blood, death, and
suffering on a scale once unthinkable.
826
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:32,320
suffering on a scale once unthinkable.
827
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,470
suffering on a scale once unthinkable.
>> A third world hell hole ruled by
828
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:34,480
>> A third world hell hole ruled by
829
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:40,070
>> A third world hell hole ruled by
sensors, perverts, criminals, and thugs.
830
00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:40,080
831
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,590
>> I I mean, after reading the Epstein
832
00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:41,600
>> I I mean, after reading the Epstein
833
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,350
>> I I mean, after reading the Epstein
files, it's hard to argue with the last
834
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:43,360
files, it's hard to argue with the last
835
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,870
files, it's hard to argue with the last
part.
836
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:44,880
part.
837
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:53,430
part.
That boy I
838
00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:53,440
839
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,029
ANYWAY, THIS BETTER GO BACK
840
00:22:55,029 --> 00:22:55,039
ANYWAY, THIS BETTER GO BACK
841
00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:58,710
ANYWAY, THIS BETTER GO BACK
TO OREGON AND JOIN ANTIFA.
842
00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:58,720
TO OREGON AND JOIN ANTIFA.
843
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,070
TO OREGON AND JOIN ANTIFA.
SO WAIT, so why are you bothered by the
844
00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:02,080
SO WAIT, so why are you bothered by the
845
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,830
SO WAIT, so why are you bothered by the
I don't know, man. Things feel pretty
846
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:03,840
I don't know, man. Things feel pretty
847
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,149
I don't know, man. Things feel pretty
bad there and kind of conflicted and not
848
00:23:06,149 --> 00:23:06,159
bad there and kind of conflicted and not
849
00:23:06,159 --> 00:23:08,630
bad there and kind of conflicted and not
bothered by the straightup anti-American
850
00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:08,640
bothered by the straightup anti-American
851
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,190
bothered by the straightup anti-American
vitriol from dear leader.
852
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:11,200
vitriol from dear leader.
853
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,270
vitriol from dear leader.
>> How about you're wearing the flag? Uh
854
00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:13,280
>> How about you're wearing the flag? Uh
855
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,350
>> How about you're wearing the flag? Uh
you were representing your country and
856
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:15,360
you were representing your country and
857
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,710
you were representing your country and
you can save your other comments for
858
00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:16,720
you can save your other comments for
859
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,470
you can save your other comments for
when you're not wearing the flag.
860
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:18,480
when you're not wearing the flag.
861
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,230
when you're not wearing the flag.
>> That's it's a flag. Son of a I didn't
862
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:20,240
>> That's it's a flag. Son of a I didn't
863
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,149
>> That's it's a flag. Son of a I didn't
think it's a flag. Freedom of speech
864
00:23:22,149 --> 00:23:22,159
think it's a flag. Freedom of speech
865
00:23:22,159 --> 00:23:23,669
think it's a flag. Freedom of speech
very clearly states you cannot shout
866
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:23,679
very clearly states you cannot shout
867
00:23:23,679 --> 00:23:25,350
very clearly states you cannot shout
fire in a crowd at theater or smack talk
868
00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:25,360
fire in a crowd at theater or smack talk
869
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,710
fire in a crowd at theater or smack talk
America while sporting any national
870
00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:26,720
America while sporting any national
871
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,630
America while sporting any national
symbols. That's it's right. So, if I
872
00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:28,640
symbols. That's it's right. So, if I
873
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,230
symbols. That's it's right. So, if I
were to show you, let's say, a video of
874
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:30,240
were to show you, let's say, a video of
875
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,510
were to show you, let's say, a video of
President Donald Jesus Trump shinning on
876
00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:33,520
President Donald Jesus Trump shinning on
877
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,070
President Donald Jesus Trump shinning on
America and Americans
878
00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:36,080
America and Americans
879
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,350
America and Americans
while sporting the very insignia that
880
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:39,360
while sporting the very insignia that
881
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,909
while sporting the very insignia that
you deem so sacred. What if I showed you
882
00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:41,919
you deem so sacred. What if I showed you
883
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:44,470
you deem so sacred. What if I showed you
a video like that? I'M SURE YOU'D JUST
884
00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:44,480
a video like that? I'M SURE YOU'D JUST
885
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,590
a video like that? I'M SURE YOU'D JUST
SHOW THEM.
886
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:45,600
SHOW THEM.
887
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,830
SHOW THEM.
>> This country has gotten bloated and fat
888
00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:47,840
>> This country has gotten bloated and fat
889
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,669
>> This country has gotten bloated and fat
and disgusting.
890
00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:49,679
and disgusting.
891
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:54,789
and disgusting.
>> Oh, and look what he's wearing,
892
00:23:54,789 --> 00:23:54,799
>> Oh, and look what he's wearing,
893
00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:57,990
>> Oh, and look what he's wearing,
HE'S WEARING THE FLAG ON
894
00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:58,000
HE'S WEARING THE FLAG ON
895
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,909
HE'S WEARING THE FLAG ON
America and Americans. Oh, but that's a
896
00:24:01,909 --> 00:24:01,919
America and Americans. Oh, but that's a
897
00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:04,630
America and Americans. Oh, but that's a
pin. It's got to be cloth and sewn on.
898
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:04,640
pin. It's got to be cloth and sewn on.
899
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,909
pin. It's got to be cloth and sewn on.
And don't say, "Oh, yeah, but Donald
900
00:24:05,909 --> 00:24:05,919
And don't say, "Oh, yeah, but Donald
901
00:24:05,919 --> 00:24:07,029
And don't say, "Oh, yeah, but Donald
Trump wasn't overseas." Cuz we have
902
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:07,039
Trump wasn't overseas." Cuz we have
903
00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:08,549
Trump wasn't overseas." Cuz we have
video of Donald Trump is holding America
904
00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:08,559
video of Donald Trump is holding America
905
00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:10,549
video of Donald Trump is holding America
while standing next to Putin in Finland.
906
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:10,559
while standing next to Putin in Finland.
907
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:12,390
while standing next to Putin in Finland.
And don't say, "Well, the skier was dry
908
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:12,400
And don't say, "Well, the skier was dry
909
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,470
And don't say, "Well, the skier was dry
humping our beautiful flag." No, that
910
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:14,480
humping our beautiful flag." No, that
911
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:19,029
humping our beautiful flag." No, that
was your guy. SO, THE POINT IS THIS.
912
00:24:19,029 --> 00:24:19,039
was your guy. SO, THE POINT IS THIS.
913
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:25,590
was your guy. SO, THE POINT IS THIS.
When did the right become suching
914
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,750
915
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:27,760
916
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,149
When
917
00:24:30,149 --> 00:24:30,159
When
918
00:24:30,159 --> 00:24:34,070
When
when?
919
00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:34,080
920
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,710
Remember 2017?
921
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:36,720
Remember 2017?
922
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,549
Remember 2017?
Remember what you hated ABOUT LIBERALS?
923
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:38,559
Remember what you hated ABOUT LIBERALS?
924
00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:41,830
Remember what you hated ABOUT LIBERALS?
OH, PERPETUALLY OFFENDED. SAFE SPACES,
925
00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:41,840
OH, PERPETUALLY OFFENDED. SAFE SPACES,
926
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,669
OH, PERPETUALLY OFFENDED. SAFE SPACES,
censoring free speech, culture of
927
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:43,679
censoring free speech, culture of
928
00:24:43,679 --> 00:24:45,269
censoring free speech, culture of
victimhood.
929
00:24:45,269 --> 00:24:45,279
victimhood.
930
00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:47,590
victimhood.
Remind you of anyone?
931
00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:47,600
Remind you of anyone?
932
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,549
Remind you of anyone?
Oh, I can't go 15 minutes without
933
00:24:50,549 --> 00:24:50,559
Oh, I can't go 15 minutes without
934
00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:52,950
Oh, I can't go 15 minutes without
listening to country music. I need a
935
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:52,960
listening to country music. I need a
936
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,070
listening to country music. I need a
separate show. Oh, that skier triggered
937
00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:56,080
separate show. Oh, that skier triggered
938
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:03,750
separate show. Oh, that skier triggered
me. I can't sleep.
939
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:03,760
940
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,350
Not the best imitation, but you know
941
00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:05,360
Not the best imitation, but you know
942
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:10,149
Not the best imitation, but you know
what I'm going for.
943
00:25:10,149 --> 00:25:10,159
944
00:25:10,159 --> 00:25:12,789
This whole culture war this weekend has
945
00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:12,799
This whole culture war this weekend has
946
00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:15,110
This whole culture war this weekend has
really demonstrated one thing. It's that
947
00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:15,120
really demonstrated one thing. It's that
948
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,830
really demonstrated one thing. It's that
for all of MAGA's triumphalism, it's not
949
00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:17,840
for all of MAGA's triumphalism, it's not
950
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,830
for all of MAGA's triumphalism, it's not
a movement that seems confident in its
951
00:25:19,830 --> 00:25:19,840
a movement that seems confident in its
952
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,190
a movement that seems confident in its
position. These people who control every
953
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:23,200
position. These people who control every
954
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,750
position. These people who control every
branch of government are so triggered by
955
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:25,760
branch of government are so triggered by
956
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,590
branch of government are so triggered by
someone singing in Spanish for 20
957
00:25:27,590 --> 00:25:27,600
someone singing in Spanish for 20
958
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,269
someone singing in Spanish for 20
minutes, they need to create their own
959
00:25:29,269 --> 00:25:29,279
minutes, they need to create their own
960
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,430
minutes, they need to create their own
safe space alternative halftime show
961
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:31,440
safe space alternative halftime show
962
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,390
safe space alternative halftime show
where Trad Bunny over here is singing
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where Trad Bunny over here is singing
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where Trad Bunny over here is singing
songs about how he can't even enjoy
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songs about how he can't even enjoy
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songs about how he can't even enjoy
sitting in a truck and drinking beer cuz
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sitting in a truck and drinking beer cuz
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sitting in a truck and drinking beer cuz
he knows that somewhere out there
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he knows that somewhere out there
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he knows that somewhere out there
there's a trans person.
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there's a trans person.
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there's a trans person.
It's actually
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It's actually
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It's actually
pathetic.
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pathetic.
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pathetic.
The gap between the power you all wield.
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The gap between the power you all wield.
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The gap between the power you all wield.
I'm not done.
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I'm not done.
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I'm not done.
The gap between the power you all wield
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The gap between the power you all wield
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The gap between the power you all wield
and the victimhood you all claim is the
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and the victimhood you all claim is the
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and the victimhood you all claim is the
real offense. If you didn't actually
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real offense. If you didn't actually
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real offense. If you didn't actually
have the power to do so much damage in
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have the power to do so much damage in
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have the power to do so much damage in
our country, I think we all dismiss it
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our country, I think we all dismiss it
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our country, I think we all dismiss it
as a weak and pathetic pity party.
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as a weak and pathetic pity party.
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as a weak and pathetic pity party.
That's what you're throwing.
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That's what you're throwing.
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That's what you're throwing.
What kind of snacks would you have at a
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What kind of snacks would you have at a
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What kind of snacks would you have at a
weak and pathetic pity party
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weak and pathetic pity party
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weak and pathetic pity party
yogurt? That's right.
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