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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:35,745 People always say there's no such thing as the perfect crime. 2 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:39,165 But I don't agree with that. 3 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:43,127 If you plan things carefully enough... 4 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:46,089 if you think through every last detail... 5 00:00:46,256 --> 00:00:47,966 if you have nerves of steel... 6 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,344 if you can remain calm no matter what happens... 7 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,721 there should be no problem you can't handle. 8 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:56,390 It's really all a matter of character. 9 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,726 Of course, if I had any character... 10 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:02,021 I wouldn't have stolen $2 million from my boss. 11 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:06,651 Christmas Eve. 12 00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:08,570 Ho, ho, fucking ho. 13 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:05,395 Well? How did it go? 14 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,232 Good. Went good. 15 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,442 How much? 16 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:13,778 A lot. 17 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:19,826 Am I going to have to slap the shit out of you? How much? 18 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:23,579 Vic, it's a great big fucking pile of money. 19 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,958 $2,147,000 and change. 20 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:45,351 My God, we're actually doing this. 21 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,396 No, we're not doing it. 22 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:50,982 It's already done. 23 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:04,203 Look, don't be so worried. The hard part's clone already. 24 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,128 Everything worked just like you said it would. 25 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,166 Yeah. I guess. 26 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,753 Just act normal for a few hours and we're home free. 27 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:13,671 - Okay? - Okay. 28 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:14,964 Okay. 29 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:24,015 You want to take the money and not me? 30 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,391 You want to take the money? 31 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,394 No. I don't know. I was just... 32 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,438 Well, if you want to take the money... 33 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,361 I mean, if you think you can do a better job... 34 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:33,941 of guarding $2 million... 35 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:36,819 No, no, no. It should be you. It should be you. 36 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:39,404 It's just we didn't discuss that. 37 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:41,574 Are we through discussing it? 38 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,576 Or is there more to say on the subject? 39 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:46,412 No, we're done. 40 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,831 Cool. Okay, shut the door. 41 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,416 - Okay. - Okay. And, Charlie. 42 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,168 - Yeah? - Act normal. 43 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:53,961 Yeah. 44 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,705 Oh, good! Good. No, no, no. 45 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:31,666 No, no. That's none of your business. 46 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:35,127 That's none of your fucking business, all right? 47 00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:37,129 I don't give a shit, you toothless old whore. 48 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,396 Mom. Mom, I gotta go. 49 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:57,400 Don't you ever touch her again! 50 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,279 Sidney! Sidney! No! No! 51 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,531 Don't hurt him. 52 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,741 Jeez, it's Christmas. 53 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:07,410 I love you. 54 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,204 Don't be an asshole. 55 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,582 Giselle, come on, hop up there. 56 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,962 Merry Christmas, Sidney. 57 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:21,007 Hi, Charlie. Didn't see you come in. 58 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:22,842 Who gave Rusti the shiner? 59 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,429 Her asshole boyfriend. Some dipshit guitar player. 60 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,388 I swear to God, if he comes in here again... 61 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:29,891 I'm gonna break his fucking fingers. 62 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,399 Jesus, look at this place. 63 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:39,859 Just 'cause it's Christmas... 64 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:42,028 people all of a sudden can't look at tits and ass? 65 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,362 - Hi, Renata. - Hello, Counselor. 66 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,865 Not drinking tonight? 67 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,159 Just watching the floorshow. 68 00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:51,370 Sidney, get my favorite crooked lawyer a beer. 69 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,371 Actually, I'll take a rum. 70 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:54,373 Rum? 71 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:57,543 - Rum and what? - Got any pineapple juice? 72 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,213 If you got one of those little plastic umbrellas... 73 00:07:01,297 --> 00:07:03,382 you can put that thing in there. 74 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,012 What? 75 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:11,140 You look like the cat that swallowed the canary, is what. 76 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:14,143 Like you're about to belch a feather. 77 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:20,399 Been working on this acquisition deal for a while... 78 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,069 and it finally came through, so... 79 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:24,570 Is this a Bill Guerrard thing? 80 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:27,156 No, this is a... No. 81 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,369 Charlie Arglist. 82 00:07:32,078 --> 00:07:33,621 Man of mystery. 83 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,625 This mean you're rich, Charlie? 84 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,550 'Cause if you are, we could run away together. 85 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,587 It's a thought. 86 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,465 Leaving Wichita. 87 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,176 Damn right, it's a thought. 88 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,471 Come the first of the year, there'll be no more nude dancing in the city. 89 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,389 Which means I'm fucked. 90 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:55,226 And don't tell me, "Move out to the county," either. 91 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:57,979 Because Bill Guerrard's got the county all to himself. 92 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,815 And I don't think he's looking for competition. 93 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,067 Isn't that right, Charlie? 94 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,944 You should let me help you out. 95 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:08,531 If I was real smart, I'd see this as an opportunity. 96 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,909 - I could, you know. - Could what? 97 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,079 - Help you. - You, Charlie? 98 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:17,123 If you had that photo... 99 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,379 Of Councilman Williams and Cupcake? 100 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,467 Vic's got that photo. 101 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:30,386 And I know he won't give it to me... 102 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:33,264 because I've asked him nice and he just won't. 103 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,057 Well, he wouldn't have to know. 104 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:37,560 That would be just about... 105 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,855 the nicest Christmas present you could give me, Charlie. 106 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:45,359 I'd have to think of something extra nice to give you in return. 107 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:53,951 No. Forget it. 108 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:57,621 I appreciate the thought, but you'd be getting in way over your head. 109 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:01,125 Vic Cavanaugh and Bill Guerrard eat guys like you for lunch. 110 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,002 - Sidney. - Yo. 111 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:05,379 I'll be back later to close up. 112 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:11,052 It's against my religion to give out personal advice... 113 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,763 but you should either sober up or get real drunk. 114 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:33,949 That's fucking horrible. Toss it and give me a beer. 115 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,896 Have you seen Charlie tonight? 116 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,818 No. You just missed him. 117 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,112 How about Vic? Seen Vic? 118 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,114 No. Not yet. 119 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,407 Of course, it is Christmas. 120 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,037 Yeah, right. Christmas. 121 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:37,596 "As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls." 122 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:41,392 What sort of fucking moron would write such a thing? 123 00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:49,441 Roy Gelles is in town. 124 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,112 Vic, did you hear me? 125 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,572 Roy Gelles is in town. 126 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,824 - So what? - So he's looking for us. 127 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:59,034 So maybe he knows. That's what. 128 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:00,619 Roy Gelles doesn't know shit. 129 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,503 Roy Gelles knows what Bill Guerrard tells him. 130 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,414 And Bill doesn't know shit either, so chill out. 131 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,375 Then what is he doing in town on Christmas Eve? 132 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:08,335 Thank you, sweetie. I appreciate it. 133 00:11:08,419 --> 00:11:11,379 He's got a daughter in town. Maybe he's visiting her. 134 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,580 Like you said, it's Christmas. 135 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,800 That still doesn't explain why he's at the Sweet Cage. 136 00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:17,052 Listen, Charlie, don't go squirrelly on me now, okay? 137 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:18,804 Just stick to the plan. 138 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,183 Maybe we should leave now. 139 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,391 Well, we're not going to. 140 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,020 In case you haven't noticed, it's a fucking hockey rink out there. 141 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,646 Oh, my God, what have I done? 142 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,023 - What? - Nothing. 143 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,108 They say the rain is supposed to stop by midnight. 144 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,401 By 5:00 in the morning, we're in Kansas City... 145 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,571 where we enjoy a leisurely breakfast at the airport... 146 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,615 and by 8:00, we're on a plane to someplace warm... 147 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,409 where it's against the fucking law to rain, okay? 148 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,619 Click. 149 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,871 Vic? Vic? 150 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,626 Fuck me. 151 00:11:58,219 --> 00:11:59,386 Fuck. 152 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,389 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 153 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,895 Hi, Mr. Arglist. I didn't recognize you. 154 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:08,979 Hi. 155 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,690 Yeah. Boy, I didn't realize how slippery that was. 156 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:15,110 Yeah. Didn't you notice all the cars off the side of the road? 157 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,446 I wasn't paying close enough attention, I guess. 158 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,408 - You going somewhere, Mr. Arglist? - No. 159 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,703 Hey, none of my business, right? 160 00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:26,121 I'd be careful, though. 161 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:28,624 We're gonna have this freezing rain on and off all night... 162 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,417 so I'd stay off the road... 163 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,380 and probably take it easy with that, too. 164 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,381 The next guy who pulls you over... 165 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,759 might be somebody who don't know any better. 166 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,177 I definitely owe you one. 167 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:43,347 All right. It's Tyler. It's R.P. Tyler. 168 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:45,140 Remember my name to Mr. Guerrard. 169 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,391 I will. 170 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:47,977 What is it? 171 00:12:49,979 --> 00:12:51,522 Just kidding. Just kidding. 172 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,275 - Have a merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 173 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,110 Dickhead. 174 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,618 I'm not working Christmas for no fucking money, Dennis. 175 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,953 I'm not. 176 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,036 I could be at home spending Christmas with my kids. 177 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:11,208 Your kids with your husband, Francie. They in Denver. 178 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,210 Fuck you very much for throwing that in my face. 179 00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,575 Look, you can cry all you want, but you're still going on. 180 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,798 You've been here long enough to know the goddamn drill. 181 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,301 You wanna work on the hot nights, you gotta work on the cold. 182 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:21,635 Fuck it, Dennis. 183 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,763 I'm not paying Bill Guerrard a $100 stage rental fee... 184 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:28,559 so some old pervert can look at my twat on Christmas fucking Eve! 185 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,852 Go dance. 186 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,770 Tell you what. Since it's Christmas Eve... 187 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,397 stage rental's on the house. 188 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,899 Hi, Charlie. I didn't see you come in. 189 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:36,942 Hi. 190 00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:38,027 You mean it? 191 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:39,611 Uh-huh. 192 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,988 Gee, thanks. 193 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,412 Since when are you a friend of the working girl? 194 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,207 It's Christmas, Dennis. It's God's birthday. 195 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,764 Well, hello there, Councilman. 196 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,559 So, Dennis, you're saying you haven't seen Charlie, huh? 197 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,020 Charlie? No. Why do you ask? 198 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,606 How about Vic Cavanaugh? You seen him? 199 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,400 Dude, I don't do henchmen, man. I do strippers. 200 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,377 Hey, Frankie. Is Vic around? 201 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,045 He's sitting over there. 202 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,381 - Let me get you a drink. - Thanks. 203 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,716 Victor. 204 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,265 You know, us being seen together, tonight of all nights... 205 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:51,850 is probably not so smart. 206 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,435 I would have called... 207 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,688 but I had a bit of a situation. 208 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,944 So, guess who's over at the Tease. 209 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,321 Roy Gelles. I just spoke to him. 210 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,532 - You just spoke to him? - Yeah, I spoke to him. 211 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,784 Come on, man. What the fuck... What did he say? 212 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:12,371 What's wrong with you? He just called to wish me a merry Christmas. 213 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,747 What did you say? 214 00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:15,457 Well, I wished him a merry Christmas. 215 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,750 What did he say? 216 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,419 What the hell are you so worried about? 217 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,130 Vic, I sue people for a living. 218 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,381 You sell them pornography. 219 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,175 Roy hurts people. 220 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,179 He makes it so their knees and elbows bend in both directions. 221 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,389 That worries me. 222 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,558 Let me ask you something. 223 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:36,103 Did I make a mistake when I made you my partner in this deal? 224 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,314 You didn't make me your partner. I am the one who showed you... 225 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:42,192 how to steal $2 million worth of Bill Guerrard's money. 226 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,362 Then I showed you how to do it so he wouldn't know what you'd done... 227 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:46,738 till it was too late. 228 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,158 What we've done, okay? 229 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,535 Remember that. What we've done. 230 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,704 And here's the thing about what we've done. 231 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,372 Mr. Arglist? 232 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,250 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 233 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,130 Left to yourself, you'd still be on a barstool... 234 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,924 thinking about how it could be done... 235 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,011 if somebody had the balls to do it. Which is me. 236 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,805 Don't poke, Vic, okay? I get it. 237 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,148 Hello. 238 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,983 Yeah. 239 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,403 I know that. I know that. 240 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,866 I know that, too. 241 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,792 All right, I gotta get out of here. 242 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,337 So, I'll meet you at the Velvet Touch at 1:00. 243 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,506 - Just like we planned, all right? - Who was that? 244 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,426 Not that it's any of your fucking business. 245 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,470 That was my wife. 246 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,680 Thank you. Thank you, sweetie. 247 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,644 The lovely Gladys, of whom you've heard me speak over the years... 248 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,687 with tenderness and affection. 249 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,773 She was wondering if I'm gonna be home... 250 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,608 in time for midnight worship. 251 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,695 - I thought that's who you were... - Oh, having dinner with? No, no. 252 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,572 See, Gladys is on the Subway Diet. 253 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,325 She has a couple of foot-longs at lunch, couple at dinner. 254 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,869 Buys her clothes from Omar the Tentmaker. 255 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:18,288 But perhaps I'm being unkind. 256 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,290 Anyway, let me out of here. 257 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,880 - Hey, Vic. - Yeah? 258 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,385 If you wouldn't mind, you know, in case we get separated... 259 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,720 tell me where the money is. 260 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,472 Excuse me, Mr. Arglist. 261 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,100 That's hilarious. 262 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,018 - He's something else. - Yeah. 263 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,937 Mr. Arglist, I wonder if I might have a word? 264 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,397 Sure. Vic! 265 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,024 Mr. Arglist, I'm sorry to bother you. 266 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,068 I believe you can help us. 267 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,488 Peter Van Heuten is a friend of yours, right? 268 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,031 YES. 269 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,992 He's in no shape to drive... 270 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,411 Charlie fucking Arglist! 271 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:01,290 Yo ho ho, mo-fo! What are you doing here, man? 272 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,333 - Hiya, Pete. - Merry Christmas! 273 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,378 It's good to see you! Good to see you! 274 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,964 What are you doing here, man? The real people are in there. 275 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,382 Let's go in here. 276 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,386 Everybody, I want you to meet... Listen up, a friend of mine... 277 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,388 This is Charlie Arglist, the most talented and handsome... 278 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,975 mob lawyer in all of Kansas. 279 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:23,103 I really wish you wouldn't do that. Come on. 280 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,356 Come on. That was Vic Cavanaugh you were hanging out with back there. 281 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,442 - So what? - Hey, let me ask you a question. 282 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,485 Is it true that one time... 283 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,614 he cut the hand off of somebody who stuck their fingers... 284 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:37,075 up the twazzallah of a dancer over at Tease-O-Rama? 285 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,243 Look around at the bar. 286 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,912 Do you see a lot of one-armed men in here? 287 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,539 Because if they chopped off the hand... 288 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,416 of every guy who tried that with a stripper... 289 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,417 half the men in Wichita would be wearing hooks. 290 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,588 Are you trying to tell me that these are just normal guys you work for? 291 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:50,839 What are you doing here? 292 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,091 Trying to get my ashes hauled, like everybody else! 293 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,093 Noél, Joyeux Noél! 294 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,220 It's all right. He's drunk. 295 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,223 Sarabeth isn't performing that function anymore? 296 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:04,019 Did she do that for you oftentimes... 297 00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:05,395 throughout your saga? 298 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,648 Occasionally. Not very often. 299 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,275 Is she still wearing flannel to bed? 300 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,401 Silly me. 301 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,904 I thought, until I met and married Sarabeth... 302 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,656 that it was only little children... 303 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:19,326 who wore those things with the feet sewn on the bottom. 304 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,702 You could have warned me about that. 305 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,663 And I'm actually being kind of serious here. 306 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,414 I tried to, Pete. I really did. 307 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,667 Yeah, bullshit. I was the end of your alimony problem. 308 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,378 - That's what I was. - Like hell. You were in love. 309 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,504 With my wife. 310 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,006 Love. 311 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,134 Someday somebody is going to tally up the cost... 312 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,345 of that particular illusion. 313 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,599 - Hey. - Yeah? 314 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,351 Did you ever go and... 315 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,270 - The strippers? - Yeah, occasionally. 316 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:48,480 - Yeah? - Yeah, sure. 317 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,107 When I'm really desperate... 318 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,442 or completely shit-faced, or generally have my head up my ass. 319 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,237 I'm all those three things right now, baby. Let's go! 320 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,738 So how you doing otherwise, buddy? 321 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,408 Great. Great. Really great. 322 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,412 Drawing a lot of buildings. Making a fucking fortune. 323 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,666 Well, listen. I gotta make a phone call. 324 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:11,128 If you just hold down the fort here and remain calm. 325 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,462 Remain calm. 326 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,925 Big mob lawyer. 327 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,896 - Sweet Cage. - Sidney, is Renata back yet? 328 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,941 No. She just called. Said she's on her way. 329 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:34,568 All right, listen... 330 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,820 when she gets back, you tell her I have that present... 331 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,197 that I mentioned for her earlier and not to leave. 332 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,407 Okay? Bye. 333 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,659 - Mr. Arglist. - Councilman. 334 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,369 I wonder if we might have a quiet word. 335 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,871 Actually, I'm kind of... 336 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:50,083 Would you be good enough to deliver a message from me to Mr. Guerrard? 337 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,923 Wichita is a community of good people, Mr. Arglist. 338 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,133 Christian people. 339 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,886 Yeah, half of them are in this very bar trying to get laid. 340 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:04,765 That may well be. But my point is, some time ago... 341 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:09,019 in a moment of weakness, I did a very foolish thing. 342 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,396 And that foolish thing was photographed. 343 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:15,358 I believe that photo is in the possession of a Mr. Vic Cavanaugh... 344 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,820 an associate of yours, who refuses to surrender it... 345 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:22,199 despite several generous offers for its purchase... 346 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,408 the last of which, delivered not 10 minutes ago. 347 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,161 People can be stubborn. 348 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:30,415 Do you think Mr. Guerrard would be able to persuade Mr. Cavanaugh... 349 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:35,420 to reconsider if he understood his own interests in the matter? 350 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,966 Well, Mr. Guerrard is one of the most persuasive men I know. 351 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,677 What kind of figures are we talking about here? 352 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,386 Are we talking about four? Five? Six? 353 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:47,390 Five, Mr. Arglist. Low five. 354 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,353 Councilman, I think the photo in question... 355 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,396 might be closer than you can possibly imagine. 356 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,943 - You've given me hope, Mr. Arglist. - Merry Christmas. 357 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,279 Wonderful season, isn't it? So full of mutual understanding. 358 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,572 Yeah. 359 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,873 You gotta know the whole culture is in the toilet... 360 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:15,418 if a guy dressed like that can get laid in a place like this. 361 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,547 Hey, you're flipping off the mob here, just so you know. 362 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,299 Did I mention to you that I really wish you wouldn't do that? 363 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,384 Yeah. 364 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,429 - M-O-B, mob. Okay? - All right, let's go. 365 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,431 Right back at you, huh? 366 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:31,059 And there, that one, too. There, see? 367 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,544 That's my chair in there. 368 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,839 You wanna know the truth? 369 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,342 I can't fill it. 370 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,682 Neither could I, if it makes you feel any better. 371 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,101 Listen, Charlie. 372 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:16,354 Before we go in, there's something I have to tell you. 373 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:20,358 It's been on my conscience, and you can punch me if you want to. 374 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,360 I don't think I'm gonna want to. 375 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:27,365 Back when you and Sarabeth were still married that last year... 376 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,577 she and I were fucking. 377 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:33,997 No kidding? 378 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:40,128 Like minks. Everywhere. Kitchen table, your bed, garage. 379 00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:41,546 Wow. 380 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,383 Jesus, Charlie, we were friends. 381 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,968 It doesn't make you angry? 382 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,721 Actually, it makes me curious. 383 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,309 Makes me wonder who she's fucking now. 384 00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:01,942 Yo ho ho! Merry fucking Christmas! 385 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:06,404 Guess who I brought with me? Ghost of Christmas Past. 386 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,409 Marley! Get the fuck in here. 387 00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,620 Hey, everybody. 388 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,122 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 389 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,378 Hello, Charlie. 390 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,546 Come in and have a piece of pie. 391 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,548 Hi, Dottie. No, thank you. I'm fine. 392 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,343 I just wanted to stop in and wish you all a very merry... 393 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,262 Screw the pie, you old harpy. We're here for dinner. 394 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,599 Turkey, cranberry, stuffing, the works! 395 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,768 Thanks. Yeah. 396 00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:43,191 Yeah. Motherfucker. Yeah. 397 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,403 Turkey-alurkey. 398 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,154 Pathetic. 399 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:50,407 What did you say, Stan? 400 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:53,410 You two are pathetic. Makes me ashamed to be a man. 401 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:57,038 I'm pathetic? I'm pathetic? 402 00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:59,415 Who paid for that hip replacement... 403 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,584 your insurance company wouldn't cover, huh? 404 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,087 Dad, tell me that! 405 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:08,425 And who took care of your mortgage payments when you were recuperating? 406 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,385 And when you're done with that... 407 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:13,096 maybe you could explain to me who it was... 408 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,056 raised his only daughter... 409 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:19,060 to be a cold, gossiping, hypocritical bitch! 410 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,404 - So, Spence, how you doing? - Go to hell. 411 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,283 Don't you talk to your father that way. 412 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,244 He's not my father. He didn't even send us presents this year. 413 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:37,620 I hate his guts. 414 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,248 Is that right, Charlie? 415 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,584 You didn't even send them any Christmas presents? 416 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,794 No. Christmas is tomorrow. 417 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,422 Guess what, Daddy? I was in the Christmas play. 418 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:48,506 SO what? 419 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,509 All you were was Tiny Tim's sister, and you didn't even have any lines! 420 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,969 And he didn't even come to watch! 421 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,597 He would have, but Mommy didn't send an invitation! 422 00:25:56,890 --> 00:26:00,101 I'm sorry, Charlie, but maybe you should go now. 423 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,271 And perhaps you would give Pete a ride home? 424 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:07,150 Sarabeth and the children will be staying here tonight. 425 00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:08,818 - Okay. - Yeah. 426 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:09,944 Listen, sweetie, I'm gonna go... 427 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,238 and I'm going to come back and visit you tomorrow, all right? 428 00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:15,617 Don't believe him, Melissa. He's lying. All he ever does is lie. 429 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:16,826 Shut up! 430 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,829 Merry Christmas, Charlie. 431 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:35,178 On the whole, I thought that went well. 432 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,138 Yeah, it's good to see the family. 433 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:40,308 What do you say, one more drink? The night is young. 434 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:43,812 - All right, one more, that's it. - Okay. One more. 435 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:58,409 Melissa really misses you. 436 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,329 Not Spencer. He hates me. 437 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:06,835 You just gotta give him time. He'll come around. 438 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:10,004 Your leaving came at an awkward age for him. 439 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,006 A clean break is best. 440 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:15,885 No, a clean break is easiest. On you. 441 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,013 Oh. 442 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,225 Are you saying you have no regrets? 443 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,393 Don't believe in them. 444 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:27,897 Bullshit. Everybody has regrets. 445 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:31,818 Guys our age, what else is there? 446 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,951 I ever tell you my father was a twin? 447 00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,620 - Identical? - Fraternal. 448 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:45,414 Looked a lot alike, though, him and my uncle. 449 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:48,001 Different temperaments completely. 450 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,545 My father, he's a cop. 451 00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:53,381 By-the-book guy. 452 00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:57,385 Believed in the law. Wanted his only son to be a lawyer. 453 00:27:57,427 --> 00:28:00,096 Drank in moderation, didn't smoke. 454 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,849 Kept up his life insurance premiums. 455 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,935 Voted in every election, not just for president. 456 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:09,105 Let me guess. Uncle didn't vote. 457 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:12,400 He said he didn't want to encourage the bastards. 458 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,528 In and out ofjail from the time he was 16... 459 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:18,405 drunk all the time, fucked everything that walked. 460 00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:21,868 Won a fortune playing poker, lost it all the same way. 461 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,162 Lost an eye in a fight. Half his life... 462 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:27,415 So what you're trying to say is, you take after your uncle. 463 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,376 I wasn't finished. 464 00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:33,378 My father was 54... 465 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:36,799 when he died of a massive embolism, right here in Wichita. 466 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:41,387 My uncle died the very next day... 467 00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:45,099 in a car wreck in California. 468 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,395 So the point is... 469 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:52,398 it is futile to regret. 470 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:57,362 You do one thing, you do another... 471 00:28:58,321 --> 00:28:59,697 I mean, so what? 472 00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:03,117 What's the difference? Same result. 473 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,794 How many of these lights you gonna sit through? 474 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,380 See if I tell you another fucking story. 475 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,635 Sorry, guys, we're closed. 476 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,221 - We just want one drink. - Each. 477 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:28,142 My friend's a mobster. You might know that, you might not. 478 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:31,980 I'll tell you what. I'll give you one, on the house... 479 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,439 if you drink it up and leave. 480 00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:35,275 But I'm not opening my register back up. 481 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:37,151 Thank you, gorgeous. 482 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:41,447 Do you know where this last drink is going to take me? 483 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,325 To that perfect stage of drunkenness. 484 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,744 And then, do you know what I'm going to do? 485 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:51,249 I'm going to go straight home, go to bed, and dream of you. 486 00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:57,380 I don't think I'd pursue that particular line. 487 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,257 - You with him? - Yeah. 488 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,634 Makes no difference. It's okay. 489 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,761 It's a free country. 490 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:06,931 And any man can dream anything he wants to dream. 491 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,390 And tonight I'm gonna dream of you. 492 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:10,392 All right, I gotta make a phone call. I'll be right back. 493 00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,769 Okay, behave yourself. 494 00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,023 - Sweet Cage. - Sidney, is Renata back yet? 495 00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:16,566 No. Not yet. 496 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:21,403 But you won't believe who just walked in. 497 00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:23,948 - Roy Gelles? - No. Forget Roy Gelles, will you? 498 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,992 That fucking guitar player. 499 00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:28,036 The one who gave Rusti the black eye. 500 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:29,412 What's going on? 501 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:30,788 I swear to God... 502 00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:34,584 if he gives Rusti any trouble, I'm gonna break his fucking fingers. 503 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:35,877 What's your name, jock strap? 504 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,377 Which hand should I break? 505 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:39,505 I don't have the answer to that question, Sidney. 506 00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,799 Listen, when Renata gets back in, just tell her... 507 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,509 I know. You got a present for her. 508 00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:45,762 I hope you don't think she's gonna fuck you, Charlie. 509 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:48,389 - Think it's out of the question? - Absolutely. 510 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,641 Merry Christmas, Sidney. 511 00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,394 Yeah. Merry Christmas, Charlie. 512 00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,637 Would you like to know what you're going to be wearing... 513 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,402 - in my little dream? - Disregard him. 514 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,820 Hmm... 515 00:31:03,321 --> 00:31:06,991 That fish necklace, and that's it. 516 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:09,660 Completely disregard him tonight. He's drunk. 517 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:13,414 Except for that necklace, you're gonna be one naked little Christian. 518 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,419 Pete, not that you're asking for my advice... 519 00:31:18,503 --> 00:31:21,839 but, listen, I would shut the fuck up right now. 520 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,216 Shhh. 521 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,384 Yeah. 522 00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:28,388 - Hey. Sporty Nuts. - Pete. 523 00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:32,975 If you don't get laid tonight, fish necklace or no... 524 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,353 it's 'cause you're not trying, my son. 525 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:37,063 Pete, I hope you're listening to me. 526 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,649 And if you play your cards right... 527 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,985 this hot-assed little Jesus freak... 528 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:47,490 just might initiate you into the Campus Crusade for Cunnilingus. 529 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:52,286 Do you notice that I am practicing non-violent resistance... 530 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,665 in honor of the Christmas holiday? 531 00:31:55,998 --> 00:31:58,417 Because that's the way... 532 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:02,380 baby Jesus would have wanted me to do it. 533 00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:09,971 That was unpleasant. I think I scraped my tummy. 534 00:32:19,689 --> 00:32:21,190 Oh, my nuts. 535 00:32:26,404 --> 00:32:28,406 I got it. I got it. 536 00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:30,408 - You sure? - I got it. 537 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:36,497 Oh, fuck. 538 00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:52,805 Jesus Christ, Pete, you had the whole goddamn parking lot. 539 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:55,141 Why did you have to throw up in the car? 540 00:32:55,266 --> 00:33:00,104 I think that boy drove one of my testicles up into my body cavity. 541 00:33:00,188 --> 00:33:01,564 Are you sure? 542 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:04,399 I don't know where else it could be. 543 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,152 Okay, bounce me. 544 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,406 Again, again. 545 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:15,995 Now, three times fast. Three times fast! 546 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,087 If you're trying to shake the money out of his pockets... 547 00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:27,757 you gotta turn him upside down first. 548 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:30,384 Right. 549 00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:33,095 Think that did it. 550 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:36,390 One, two. Yup. 551 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,643 We did it. 552 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,853 You have a good night, Mr. Arglist. 553 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:42,480 Good night, now. 554 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:02,124 Take me home, buddy. I know my limit. 555 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,418 You are home, for Christ's sake, Pete. 556 00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:12,385 Pants, pants, pants. 557 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,472 I got it, I got it, I got it. 558 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:19,141 Do you remember when you used to live here? 559 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,705 - Do you remember? - Yeah. I remember. 560 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,728 - This used to be your house. - Come on. 561 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:25,648 I got it, I got it, I got it. 562 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:26,857 I know the way. 563 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:28,985 - Are you sure? - Buddy, I got it. 564 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:31,862 - All right. - I got it, okay. 565 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,410 Man down. 566 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:41,038 Man down. 567 00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:45,793 I thought I had it. 568 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,503 But I didn't. 569 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,214 I didn't have it. 570 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:57,054 Man still down. 571 00:34:58,014 --> 00:35:00,391 Man remains down. 572 00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:03,394 Get some rest, pal. 573 00:35:55,404 --> 00:35:58,324 Stop! Stop it! 574 00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:01,911 Oh, fuck! 575 00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:06,207 Oh, my God! 576 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,209 Hi, Rusti. Is Renata inside? 577 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,752 Oh, fuck! 578 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:12,630 - Charlie, did you meet Donny? - Ronny. 579 00:36:12,797 --> 00:36:16,258 Yeah. Donny had this giant crush on me back in high school. 580 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:17,551 Only I had no idea. 581 00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:20,471 We had two classes together, chemistry and something else. 582 00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:21,806 We can't remember. 583 00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,849 Anyway, so we're talking... 584 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,394 and remembering old times, and guess what? 585 00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:28,396 We're getting married. 586 00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:29,897 Oh, fuck! 587 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,607 - Great. - Oh, God! 588 00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:36,737 Listen. Let this night be a reminder to you... 589 00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:41,450 when you think about using her as a punching bag. All right? 590 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,619 All right? Don't... All right? 591 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:46,414 - Sidney. - All right. 592 00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:50,376 - You do hear that siren, right? - Yeah, yeah. 593 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:53,879 Look, Charlie, my blood was up, you know? 594 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:56,382 My mother's always telling me I need to work on my anger. 595 00:36:56,465 --> 00:36:58,592 Channel my energies into something more positive. 596 00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:00,177 Makes me want to slap her silly. 597 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,461 Jesus Christ, Sidney, you don't hit your mother, do you? 598 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:03,848 Christ, no. 599 00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:06,642 Charlie, I'm talking about desires here, that's all. 600 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,144 Urges and shit. 601 00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,396 Anyway, I gotta go. Gotta pick up the kids. 602 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:12,857 We're going to Six Flags tomorrow. 603 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,275 - Good. - Yeah. 604 00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:15,860 - Is she back? - Oh, yeah. 605 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,403 She's gonna be pissed at me 'cause I'm leaving early. 606 00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:21,406 That's okay. I got something for her, to cheer her up. 607 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:24,744 Damn. You can read the fine print on the lubricant. 608 00:37:27,204 --> 00:37:29,582 - I didn't know you smoked. - I don't. 609 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,298 - I guess I thought you'd be happier. 'Happy? 610 00:37:38,382 --> 00:37:41,594 I'm fucking ecstatic. Can't you tell? 611 00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:47,516 And in return for this, you want exactly what? 612 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,519 Nothing. 613 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,439 Nothing. 614 00:37:56,066 --> 00:38:00,362 Charlie, I've been hearing weird things about you all night. 615 00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:01,405 Like what? 616 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,325 Like waiving stage rentals over at the Tease-O-Rama. 617 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:07,787 Comping dancers' drinks? Not like you at all. 618 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:12,208 And now this. 619 00:38:17,046 --> 00:38:18,380 Oh, my God. 620 00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:22,384 You are leaving town. 621 00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:34,855 Have you and Vic been clipping into the till? 622 00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:37,525 Steal from Bill? That would be crazy. 623 00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:45,908 Well, then there's only one other possible explanation. 624 00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:55,125 You're in love with me. 625 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,547 I've always liked you. 626 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:01,507 I've noticed. 627 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,811 - Tell you what. - What? 628 00:39:13,894 --> 00:39:18,399 Give me 45 minutes to close up, then meet me at my apartment. 629 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,568 All right. 630 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,403 Okay. 631 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:31,036 I forgot. Vic called. 632 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:35,291 Said to tell you that you were right and he was wrong. 633 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:40,129 Something about a guy you thought might be looking for you. 634 00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:41,630 - Yeah? - He is. 635 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,049 This was when? 636 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:46,135 About half an hour ago. 637 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:50,431 Vic said for you to meet him at the Velvet Touch as soon as you can. 638 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:53,767 - You sure nothing's going on? - Not a thing. 639 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:56,312 Don't forget to come back, okay? 640 00:39:57,605 --> 00:39:58,898 I won't. 641 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:21,378 Vic. 642 00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:43,400 Harder. Oh, yeah. 643 00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:51,408 Vic, hate to interrupt! 644 00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:54,411 Yeah, baby. 645 00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:55,871 Come on, Vic. 646 00:40:55,996 --> 00:40:57,414 Don't stop. 647 00:40:58,415 --> 00:40:59,833 Almost there. 648 00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:06,131 Keep going. Keep going. 649 00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:16,266 Vic? 650 00:41:39,415 --> 00:41:42,418 Fuck! Oh, fuck. 651 00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:18,203 Mr. Arglist? 652 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:21,290 Oh, fuck! 653 00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:27,796 - Ouch, that had to hurt. - Yeah, it sure did. 654 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,965 What were you doing? 655 00:42:30,049 --> 00:42:32,968 I was gonna be sick, but now I'm okay. 656 00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,679 Different car. 657 00:42:36,472 --> 00:42:38,390 Yeah, it's my ex-wife's. It's a long story. 658 00:42:39,016 --> 00:42:40,391 You don't look too good. 659 00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,519 You want me to call somebody to come get you? 660 00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:45,522 No, no, I'm fine. I'm headed home anyway. 661 00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:48,817 Okay, Mr. Arglist. You go home and get some sleep. 662 00:42:48,859 --> 00:42:51,487 And don't forget to put in a good word for me with Mr. Guerrard. 663 00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:53,781 - I will, Officer. - Officer what? 664 00:42:55,491 --> 00:42:58,410 - Taylor. - Tyler. 665 00:42:58,952 --> 00:43:01,580 - But it's pretty close, though. - Yeah. 666 00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:04,958 All right, tell you what. When you go home... 667 00:43:05,084 --> 00:43:08,087 I don't think I'd come back out again tonight, if I were you. 668 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:10,422 No, I probably won't. Good night to you. 669 00:43:10,506 --> 00:43:13,425 - Happy holidays. - Okay. All the best. 670 00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:22,327 Oh, fuck. 671 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,763 - Hello? - Renata. 672 00:44:42,014 --> 00:44:44,183 - Charlie. - Listen. 673 00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:47,394 You were right. Vic and I have been skimming. 674 00:44:47,436 --> 00:44:48,520 Well, duh. 675 00:44:48,604 --> 00:44:50,731 I think Roy Gelles must have found out... 676 00:44:50,814 --> 00:44:53,400 and I think he might have killed Vic. 677 00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:55,861 That's terrible. 678 00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:58,404 So, I was thinking it might be best if I left town. 679 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,657 I was wondering if you wanted to come with me. 680 00:45:03,076 --> 00:45:04,912 - You have the money? - What? 681 00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:07,413 - Which... - The money we're talking about. 682 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:09,249 That you and Vic have been skimming. 683 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,834 Try to keep up, okay? 684 00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:12,377 No. Vic had it. 685 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:15,505 So, your idea is that we should run away together and be poor? 686 00:45:16,215 --> 00:45:18,050 I thought I'd give it a shot. 687 00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,593 Here's the thing, though. 688 00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:23,180 Roy wouldn't have killed Vic unless Vic told him where the money was... 689 00:45:23,263 --> 00:45:25,015 which means Roy has it now. 690 00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:27,517 Well, why don't you sneak up behind him... 691 00:45:27,643 --> 00:45:31,395 and hit him over the head with something and take it? 692 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,982 Me? You want me to sneak up on Roy Gelles? 693 00:45:34,066 --> 00:45:36,652 Charlie, think of this as your defining moment. 694 00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:39,029 This is your chance to be something more. 695 00:45:39,112 --> 00:45:40,656 Like a murderer? 696 00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:43,116 This is your chance to start over, Charlie. 697 00:45:43,242 --> 00:45:46,411 Our chance, if that's what you want. 698 00:45:46,703 --> 00:45:47,996 If that's what I want. 699 00:45:49,331 --> 00:45:51,416 Listen, I just gotta ask you one thing. 700 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:52,960 What? 701 00:45:55,879 --> 00:45:58,799 I didn't have a specific question planned. 702 00:45:59,383 --> 00:46:00,634 Nothing, sorry. 703 00:46:00,717 --> 00:46:02,052 Well, then... 704 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:54,855 Gladys. 705 00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,950 Gladys, it's me, Charlie Arglist. 706 00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:13,874 Gladys, where is Vic? 707 00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:21,173 It's a sweet thought, Charlie. But she's already dead. 708 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,593 Jesus Christ, you scared the fuck out of me! 709 00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:28,388 I thought you were dead! I thought Roy killed you. 710 00:47:28,472 --> 00:47:30,223 Well, he was going to. 711 00:47:30,557 --> 00:47:33,143 But he got sidetracked. You should have been there. 712 00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:34,895 He actually threatened to shoot Gladys... 713 00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:37,147 if I didn't tell him where the money was. 714 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:38,273 But I think he was counting... 715 00:47:38,357 --> 00:47:40,717 on a level of commitment and affection between her and me... 716 00:47:40,734 --> 00:47:42,152 that just simply wasn't there. 717 00:47:45,072 --> 00:47:46,448 Where is he now? 718 00:47:46,573 --> 00:47:48,658 Follow me. You're gonna love this. 719 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,175 Hey, Roy! 720 00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:07,969 You still alive in there? 721 00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:12,099 You didn't asphyxiate yet, did you? 722 00:48:12,641 --> 00:48:14,059 Hey, Vic. 723 00:48:15,102 --> 00:48:17,771 Come a little closer, so I can talk to you. 724 00:48:17,854 --> 00:48:18,980 What's that, Roy? 725 00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:22,401 Jesus fucking Christ! 726 00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:28,323 Damn it, I took his gun. 727 00:48:30,409 --> 00:48:32,410 Guess he must have another one. 728 00:48:32,411 --> 00:48:33,829 Must have. 729 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:35,872 Is that you, Arglist? 730 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,584 Hi, Roy. 731 00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,795 When I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you. 732 00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:43,046 You do know that, right? 733 00:48:43,130 --> 00:48:46,382 Roy, you must be one fucking optimist... 734 00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:48,510 if you think you're ever getting out of that trunk. 735 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:51,387 Let me out, Arglist. I'm your only hope. 736 00:48:51,388 --> 00:48:54,391 Actually, you just told me you'd kill me if you got out, Roy. 737 00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:59,271 - I didn't mean it. - Sounded like you did. 738 00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:00,605 I was just pissed off. 739 00:49:00,689 --> 00:49:02,732 It's cramped in here and I'm claustrophobic. 740 00:49:02,816 --> 00:49:04,400 Come on. Give me a hand. 741 00:49:04,401 --> 00:49:05,902 Wanna go to the trunk? 742 00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:08,738 Already tried it. Let's go to the back seat. 743 00:49:08,822 --> 00:49:10,240 - Ready? - Yeah. 744 00:49:13,410 --> 00:49:15,412 That's one big motherfucker. 745 00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:20,000 One, two, three! 746 00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,679 Oh, God damn. 747 00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:35,390 We're gonna have to take the door off. 748 00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:38,727 It's not gonna fit. You want me to get the Mercedes? 749 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,896 Mercedes? What Mercedes? 750 00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:43,982 My ex-wife's. It's a long story. Don't ask. 751 00:49:44,483 --> 00:49:47,152 There is no way that this thing is gonna fit... 752 00:49:47,277 --> 00:49:49,988 in a piece-of-shit Mercedes if it don't go in a Lincoln. 753 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:52,407 No, they're surprisingly spacious, Vic. 754 00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:54,408 I'm offering you a deal, Arglist. 755 00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:56,077 Jesus fucking shit. Give me something. 756 00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:58,497 - Don't be an idiot. - God damn it. 757 00:50:00,624 --> 00:50:02,250 Fucking shut up! 758 00:50:05,295 --> 00:50:06,963 Shut the fuck up in there! 759 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:09,799 You just keep your fucking mouth shut, okay? 760 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:13,553 Piece of fucking shit! God damn it! 761 00:50:18,934 --> 00:50:22,270 You keep that up, you're gonna spring the lock. 762 00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:27,859 What the fuck were you thinking? Why didn't you just shoot him? 763 00:50:27,943 --> 00:50:29,694 And then you could have put him in the trunk... 764 00:50:29,778 --> 00:50:31,321 and you wouldn't need that footlocker. 765 00:50:31,404 --> 00:50:34,406 Because I want the pleasure of seeing his big ass... 766 00:50:34,407 --> 00:50:37,577 sink to the bottom of Lake Bascombe! That's why! 767 00:50:38,286 --> 00:50:40,747 Hey, Roy. ROY? 768 00:50:41,998 --> 00:50:45,376 I can't wait for you to feel the icy water... 769 00:50:45,377 --> 00:50:47,379 seeping into this trunk... 770 00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:51,341 shriveling your balls before you drown! 771 00:50:51,675 --> 00:50:53,552 What if he's reloaded? 772 00:50:57,764 --> 00:51:00,350 Well, he's folded up in there like a card table. 773 00:51:00,392 --> 00:51:02,310 How the hell is he gonna reload? 774 00:51:02,394 --> 00:51:04,271 I don't know, Vic. 775 00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:37,804 She could never do anything right. 776 00:51:39,389 --> 00:51:40,432 Jesus. 777 00:51:44,603 --> 00:51:45,729 What? 778 00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:50,358 Nothing. I just thought you were gonna put Roy in the trunk. 779 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,986 The footlocker might not fit in the back seat, is all. 780 00:51:53,069 --> 00:51:54,779 You're the one been going on... 781 00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:56,405 about how spacious these fuckers are. 782 00:51:56,406 --> 00:51:57,806 And now you're saying it won't fit? 783 00:51:57,866 --> 00:52:00,410 It might. I'm not sure, is what I'm saying. 784 00:52:00,952 --> 00:52:03,538 One night driving a Mercedes, and already you're an asshole. 785 00:52:03,663 --> 00:52:05,415 Come on, help me get this thing. 786 00:52:11,463 --> 00:52:12,839 Ow! God damn it! 787 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,382 If I could open the fucking door... 788 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:22,307 Okay. 789 00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:32,692 Jesus, Charlie, you're right. This thing is spacious. 790 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,570 There's no way it would have gone in a Lincoln. 791 00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:37,697 - Give me the key. - Oh, yeah. 792 00:52:38,698 --> 00:52:41,034 All right. I gotta get my shit. 793 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:46,081 Oh, Vic? 794 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,458 What? 795 00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:51,378 Whose thumb is this? 796 00:52:51,878 --> 00:52:55,382 Oh, yeah. Good news, Roy. Charlie brought your thumb. 797 00:53:00,679 --> 00:53:03,390 So, you think you're going to go back to Florida? 798 00:53:03,515 --> 00:53:05,350 You know, I've been thinking about that. 799 00:53:05,392 --> 00:53:07,352 Maybe you shouldn't tell me where you're going... 800 00:53:07,394 --> 00:53:08,937 and I shouldn't tell you where I'm going. 801 00:53:08,978 --> 00:53:10,355 I just think it's safer that way. 802 00:53:11,439 --> 00:53:15,402 He's going to kill you, Arglist. That's where you're going. 803 00:53:15,527 --> 00:53:17,570 It's the truth, Arglist! 804 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:19,405 Think about it. 805 00:53:19,406 --> 00:53:21,991 Pay no attention to the man in the trunk. 806 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,960 He's got a gun, Roy. He could shoot me now if he wanted to. 807 00:53:32,585 --> 00:53:35,630 He needs your help to unload the car. 808 00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:40,510 Once he's deposited me and his missus in the lake... 809 00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:42,220 you're next. 810 00:53:42,554 --> 00:53:44,347 You know what, Roy? 811 00:53:44,806 --> 00:53:47,016 One more word out of that trunk... 812 00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:49,060 and I'm gonna shoot it at both ends. 813 00:53:49,144 --> 00:53:53,106 Because the truth is, I can't remember which end your head's at. 814 00:54:00,613 --> 00:54:03,533 You know, the fact of the matter is, I should shoot you. 815 00:54:04,117 --> 00:54:06,619 What were you doing in there tonight? 816 00:54:06,703 --> 00:54:09,330 - What are you talking about? - You're waiving stage fees... 817 00:54:09,414 --> 00:54:11,415 you're comping drinks, being nice to people. 818 00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,418 You may as well wear a fucking sign that says: 819 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:16,713 "Hey, I just stole a shitload of money and now I'm blowing town." 820 00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:18,840 - For Christ's sake... - Calm down! It's Christmas. 821 00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:20,425 Everybody's nice on Christmas. 822 00:54:20,508 --> 00:54:24,012 No, Charlie. No. Only morons are nice at Christmas. 823 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,098 And that's a lot of people, too, Charlie. 824 00:54:27,223 --> 00:54:29,851 Especially in Kansas. But not everybody. 825 00:54:30,852 --> 00:54:33,188 What kind of man shoots his own wife... 826 00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:35,607 in the back of the head on Christmas Eve? 827 00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:38,276 Roy, he already knows that you shot her, okay? 828 00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:41,696 That's what he told you, Arglist? 829 00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:44,908 What the hell do I want to shoot his wife for? 830 00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:48,410 Bill Guerrard knows about this whole deal, Arglist. 831 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:50,538 That's not what you said earlier, Roy... 832 00:54:50,622 --> 00:54:52,874 when your thumb was in the vise. 833 00:54:52,999 --> 00:54:55,043 You'll never make it out of Wichita. 834 00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:57,446 Correct me if I'm wrong, but did I not warn that asshole... 835 00:54:57,504 --> 00:54:58,546 to shut the fuck up? 836 00:54:58,671 --> 00:55:00,380 - You told him. - You got one chance, Arglist... 837 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:01,633 That's right. I told him. Take the wheel. 838 00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:03,885 - ...and that's me. - Take the fucking wheel! 839 00:55:06,387 --> 00:55:08,097 Think about it! 840 00:55:11,893 --> 00:55:12,977 Fucking asshole. 841 00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:17,273 Well, I guess that was the head end, huh? 842 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,902 Where's the thumb? 843 00:55:21,653 --> 00:55:23,488 The thumb, where's the thumb? 844 00:55:26,908 --> 00:55:28,243 Thank you, sir. 845 00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:55,979 There she is. 846 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,402 It's kind of beautiful out here, huh? 847 00:56:10,451 --> 00:56:12,745 All right, give her a shove. 848 00:56:15,331 --> 00:56:18,376 Well, come on. Open the fucking door and help me with this goddamn thing. 849 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:20,962 What do you think we're here for? Come on. 850 00:56:29,012 --> 00:56:30,387 Jesus. 851 00:56:30,388 --> 00:56:32,473 Hang on! It's caught. 852 00:56:35,143 --> 00:56:36,269 Okay. 853 00:56:43,693 --> 00:56:44,694 Okay. 854 00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,379 Now toss it over. Come on. 855 00:57:15,683 --> 00:57:18,227 For fuck's sake, Charlie, come on. 856 00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:25,109 Fuck, this is heavy. 857 00:57:25,193 --> 00:57:26,611 It says, "Keep off." 858 00:57:40,667 --> 00:57:42,627 All right, ready? Let's go. 859 00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:44,754 Think I'd rather push. 860 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:47,548 Okay, fucking push. I don't give a shit. 861 00:57:52,095 --> 00:57:53,304 You're in the way, Charlie. 862 00:58:02,772 --> 00:58:05,441 - Okay, let's go. Ready? - Yeah. 863 00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:24,210 It's falling apart. 864 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:43,896 You know what? Put it up on its end. 865 00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:45,397 Just shove it up. 866 00:58:45,398 --> 00:58:47,483 I mean, it's as deep here as it is any place else. 867 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:49,777 Just throw the fucking thing over. 868 00:58:58,411 --> 00:58:59,579 Vic. 869 00:59:08,463 --> 00:59:12,675 God damn it, Roy. That was just blind fucking luck, you asshole. 870 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:16,637 Give me a hand, Arglist. I'm all stiff. 871 00:59:25,313 --> 00:59:28,024 Now, as promised. 872 00:59:29,067 --> 00:59:32,278 Well, Roy, the good news is, you're out of the trunk. 873 00:59:32,403 --> 00:59:35,698 The bad news is, you're down four quarts of blood... 874 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:38,242 and your gun's empty. 875 00:59:41,871 --> 00:59:44,248 I'm going to kill you anyway. 876 00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,501 Here, hold this. 877 00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:49,420 That's an unrealistic goal, Roy. 878 00:59:54,383 --> 00:59:56,135 You're dead, Roy. 879 00:59:57,136 --> 00:59:59,055 Don't just stand there pretending you're not. 880 01:00:11,234 --> 01:00:13,111 Jesus Christ, Charlie! 881 01:00:13,236 --> 01:00:16,197 Throw me a rope or something. I can't swim! 882 01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:18,074 I'm thinking, no. 883 01:00:18,825 --> 01:00:21,536 - You were gonna kill me, right, Vic? - You asshole! 884 01:00:24,205 --> 01:00:25,998 Jesus, you're stupid! 885 01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:32,046 All right, that's it! Fuck you! 886 01:00:33,464 --> 01:00:35,591 Look, okay, I'm sorry! 887 01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:37,802 Charlie, I'm sorry! 888 01:00:37,885 --> 01:00:40,471 I'm going to throw the gun away! Look! 889 01:00:43,391 --> 01:00:46,394 Oh, God, you have no idea how cold this water is. 890 01:00:48,146 --> 01:00:49,605 Charlie. 891 01:00:53,276 --> 01:00:54,402 So long, Vic. 892 01:00:55,278 --> 01:00:58,197 Don't you want to know where the money is? 893 01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:01,868 I know where the money is. It's in the back seat of the Benz. 894 01:01:01,993 --> 01:01:05,204 Not a chance! Not a chance. 895 01:01:05,413 --> 01:01:08,374 I'm done talking to you, Vic. I'm through listening to you. 896 01:01:08,416 --> 01:01:11,085 If you don't believe me, look for yourself! 897 01:01:11,169 --> 01:01:14,338 Only hurry! Hurry! I can't feel my legs! 898 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:16,465 I'm dying here! I'm dying! 899 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:21,387 Charlie! God damn it! 900 01:01:23,139 --> 01:01:26,392 I know what I did was wrong! But, Jesus! Fuck! 901 01:01:29,562 --> 01:01:33,316 I'm shot, Charlie. I can't pull myself up! 902 01:01:34,275 --> 01:01:36,569 Please. Please. 903 01:01:38,321 --> 01:01:42,950 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be his name, because... 904 01:01:43,409 --> 01:01:45,620 We are kingdom come, and will be clone... 905 01:01:45,703 --> 01:01:48,456 and give us every day... 906 01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:51,042 our bread, because we gotta eat... 907 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:58,674 Charlie, is that you? Charlie! 908 01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:03,638 I knew it. I knew it. You're a good man, Charlie. 909 01:02:03,763 --> 01:02:05,348 You're a good man. 910 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,601 Vic, I wouldn't want you to die alone. 911 01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:17,151 No! No. 912 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:19,403 No! 913 01:02:35,753 --> 01:02:38,047 Vic! Vic, hold on! 914 01:02:39,257 --> 01:02:40,716 Hold on, Vic. 915 01:02:42,218 --> 01:02:43,344 Vic! 916 01:03:45,072 --> 01:03:46,449 Is that all? 917 01:03:48,409 --> 01:03:49,493 Yeah. 918 01:03:58,127 --> 01:03:59,795 Stocking stuffers. 919 01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:02,381 Big spender. 920 01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:06,093 - Do you have any kids? - No. 921 01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:09,221 Then shut the fuck up. Bag it. 922 01:04:14,393 --> 01:04:17,396 - Hello. Charlie? - Renata. 923 01:04:18,147 --> 01:04:19,690 I'd just about given up. 924 01:04:19,774 --> 01:04:21,359 I fucked up. 925 01:04:22,777 --> 01:04:24,111 Vic's dead. 926 01:04:25,363 --> 01:04:26,489 What about Roy Gelles? 927 01:04:27,615 --> 01:04:29,033 He's dead, too. 928 01:04:31,786 --> 01:04:33,329 Why don't you come over? 929 01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:36,540 I'll wait here for you. The front door's open. 930 01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:39,377 No. I don't see the point. I mean... 931 01:04:40,211 --> 01:04:42,296 I don't have the money. 932 01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:44,840 Vic died before he told me where it was. 933 01:04:45,174 --> 01:04:48,969 You know what? Money isn't everything. 934 01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:51,097 Excuse me? 935 01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:55,393 You know what I said before? It's true, isn't it? 936 01:04:57,311 --> 01:05:01,148 - You're in love with me. - Yeah. 937 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:03,692 Sure. I guess. 938 01:05:04,777 --> 01:05:07,154 I've still got to ask you something. 939 01:05:08,406 --> 01:05:09,407 What? 940 01:05:13,369 --> 01:05:16,497 I don't have it yet. I'm sorry. 941 01:05:16,664 --> 01:05:19,583 - But you're coming over? - Yeah. Sure. 942 01:05:20,251 --> 01:05:21,419 See you. 943 01:06:02,877 --> 01:06:05,379 - Take me with you, man. - Oh, fuck. 944 01:06:07,882 --> 01:06:10,217 - Jesus, Pete. - No, I mean it. 945 01:06:10,468 --> 01:06:11,594 Take me with you, buddy. 946 01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:18,267 I can't do my life, man. I can't do it. 947 01:06:18,559 --> 01:06:20,393 Just get some rest. 948 01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:22,730 I hate myself. I want a new life. 949 01:06:25,941 --> 01:06:28,486 - You don't want mine. - I really do. 950 01:06:30,863 --> 01:06:32,406 I'm in trouble. 951 01:06:34,241 --> 01:06:37,244 I'm in big fucking trouble. 952 01:06:37,328 --> 01:06:39,914 But that'd be great. Don't you see? 953 01:06:40,122 --> 01:06:41,707 We go out in a blaze of glory. 954 01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:47,379 Like men. Like men, Charlie. 955 01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:52,635 No goddamn life left for men anymore. 956 01:06:54,428 --> 01:06:55,888 Not here. 957 01:06:56,805 --> 01:06:59,391 This country, all that's left for men is money and pussy. 958 01:07:01,101 --> 01:07:04,813 But together, you and me together... 959 01:07:09,401 --> 01:07:10,402 Huh? 960 01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:12,530 Hmm? 961 01:07:15,032 --> 01:07:16,617 Don't you think? 962 01:09:03,098 --> 01:09:05,392 Come on. Hurry up. 963 01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:08,354 Bill Guerrard is around here somewhere. 964 01:09:13,442 --> 01:09:15,653 - Oh. - Yeah, "Oh." 965 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:19,323 Where is he? 966 01:09:20,449 --> 01:09:21,492 Oh. 967 01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:24,328 Hide behind the door and shoot him when he comes in. 968 01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:27,414 You don't happen to have any bullets for this, do you? 969 01:09:35,297 --> 01:09:36,882 Shotgun behind the bar. 970 01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:39,134 "As Wichita falls... 971 01:09:39,718 --> 01:09:42,638 "so falls Wichita Falls." 972 01:09:45,557 --> 01:09:46,558 I like that. 973 01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:49,395 And I'm gonna give your pussy-whipped pal Arglist... 974 01:09:49,478 --> 01:09:52,314 another 15 minutes to rescue your sweet ass. 975 01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:57,403 After which time I'm going to assume his brain overruled his pecker. 976 01:09:57,945 --> 01:10:01,532 Well, Bill, that's just not enough time. 977 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,034 He lives way across town. 978 01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:07,579 Yeah? Well, that's your bad luck. I should be home in Kansas City... 979 01:10:07,663 --> 01:10:10,415 watching my kids open their Christmas presents! 980 01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:12,126 Now I gotta waste the whole fucking clay... 981 01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,836 looking for that nitwit! 982 01:10:14,962 --> 01:10:17,381 I'll never understand lawyers. 983 01:10:18,549 --> 01:10:22,511 I mean, here they've got a license to steal from the general public... 984 01:10:22,594 --> 01:10:25,389 all legal and aboveboard, but is that enough? 985 01:10:25,514 --> 01:10:28,392 Fuck, no! They gotta steal from their friends! 986 01:10:29,727 --> 01:10:32,396 Anybody but a fucking lawyer... 987 01:10:33,814 --> 01:10:36,567 would consider the consequences, right? 988 01:10:36,692 --> 01:10:40,403 That I would, for an absolute certainty... 989 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:44,158 castrate that son of a bitch with a butter knife. 990 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:47,536 And that would give a normal person pause. 991 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,538 But not a lawyer. 992 01:10:51,081 --> 01:10:53,667 It defies the imagination, you know. 993 01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:59,380 How a woman like you could throw in with a couple of farthammers... 994 01:10:59,381 --> 01:11:01,467 like Cavanaugh and Arglist. 995 01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:05,387 Cavanaugh, he doesn't have the brains... 996 01:11:05,471 --> 01:11:07,055 to pull off something like this. 997 01:11:07,139 --> 01:11:09,808 And Arglist, he doesn't have the guts. 998 01:11:11,518 --> 01:11:13,854 Maybe that's where you came in, huh? 999 01:11:19,443 --> 01:11:21,236 What did you do? 1000 01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:24,740 Did you encourage them both? 1001 01:11:38,754 --> 01:11:40,339 Suppose you do luck out... 1002 01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:43,759 and you get clear of Wichita with all that money. 1003 01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:45,135 At some point... 1004 01:11:45,219 --> 01:11:48,806 you're gonna have to get rid of at least one of the peckerwoods. 1005 01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:50,516 And then what do you got? 1006 01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,394 A click with no brain? 1007 01:11:54,937 --> 01:11:57,022 Or a brain with no click? 1008 01:12:04,071 --> 01:12:05,906 You know what, Bill? 1009 01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:08,408 You seem awfully tense. 1010 01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:13,664 And I have this idea of what might help you relax. 1011 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:17,626 You do, huh? 1012 01:12:32,266 --> 01:12:33,684 That you, Arglist? 1013 01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,436 Drop the gun. 1014 01:12:37,688 --> 01:12:40,566 Step away from the desk and put your hands up. 1015 01:12:40,691 --> 01:12:43,569 Charlie, don't be a fucking idiot. 1016 01:12:44,278 --> 01:12:47,155 You've been watching too many stupid old movies. 1017 01:12:47,656 --> 01:12:49,116 Why would I drop my gun? 1018 01:12:49,241 --> 01:12:50,951 I don't know, Bill. 1019 01:12:51,243 --> 01:12:52,578 Because I got a big fucking shotgun... 1020 01:12:52,661 --> 01:12:53,871 and I'll blow your head off? 1021 01:12:53,954 --> 01:12:56,331 Well, if you could do that, you'd be me... 1022 01:12:56,415 --> 01:12:58,834 and I'd be a pissant lawyer with a case of the shakes. 1023 01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:01,295 Jesus, Charlie, just shoot him! 1024 01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:06,592 If he was gonna pull the trigger... 1025 01:13:06,717 --> 01:13:09,303 he'd have clone it when he came through the door, girlie. 1026 01:13:09,386 --> 01:13:11,555 It's something they don't teach you in law school. 1027 01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:13,432 Which is a shame, because... 1028 01:13:24,276 --> 01:13:25,777 Get his gun, Charlie. 1029 01:13:27,779 --> 01:13:29,364 Get his gun. 1030 01:13:30,324 --> 01:13:31,365 He's dead, Renata. 1031 01:13:31,366 --> 01:13:34,368 The fuck he is! Sidney loads that with birdshot! 1032 01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,829 - Why would he? I mean... - Charlie. 1033 01:13:35,913 --> 01:13:38,624 ...from a liability standpoint, that doesn't make any sense at all. 1034 01:13:38,707 --> 01:13:39,958 Charlie! 1035 01:13:44,129 --> 01:13:45,797 Well, Arglist... 1036 01:13:45,923 --> 01:13:48,967 now you've truly gone and shit in your nest! 1037 01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:56,183 All right, girlie. You first. 1038 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:57,309 Mr. Guerra rd? 1039 01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:00,646 What's going on? 1040 01:14:16,411 --> 01:14:17,537 Come here! 1041 01:14:25,629 --> 01:14:26,964 Bitch! 1042 01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:32,719 Charlie. 1043 01:14:35,389 --> 01:14:38,391 I don't know why I even bother with Kansas. 1044 01:14:38,392 --> 01:14:40,394 Do I hear an "amen"? 1045 01:14:42,396 --> 01:14:44,439 My old man tried to tell me... 1046 01:14:45,065 --> 01:14:47,400 that I'd be better off starting a church... 1047 01:14:47,401 --> 01:14:50,278 and letting Jesus pay for the mortgage... 1048 01:14:50,362 --> 01:14:54,157 in this sorry-ass backwards state. 1049 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:56,410 I wouldn't listen. 1050 01:14:57,244 --> 01:14:58,370 Instead... 1051 01:14:58,412 --> 01:15:02,874 I put my faith in naked women and hand jobs. 1052 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:06,712 Which have a proven track record everywhere but here. 1053 01:15:12,092 --> 01:15:16,054 And now I've been disfigured by a whisky-dick lawyer... 1054 01:15:17,097 --> 01:15:20,851 who imagines he can kill me with a shotgun loaded for snake. 1055 01:15:23,395 --> 01:15:25,105 Serves me right. 1056 01:15:25,939 --> 01:15:27,399 That's all I can say. 1057 01:15:30,777 --> 01:15:32,446 All right, girlie... 1058 01:15:32,487 --> 01:15:35,365 this is the one that's gonna kill you. 1059 01:15:36,658 --> 01:15:37,868 Bill. 1060 01:15:49,963 --> 01:15:50,964 Yuck! 1061 01:16:08,982 --> 01:16:10,734 I will say, after this... 1062 01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:14,154 the holidays are never gonna feel quite the same to me. 1063 01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:20,368 - How's the foot? - Shorter. 1064 01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,663 You don't happen to have any morphine... 1065 01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:25,540 or Demerol or anything, do you? 1066 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:27,959 Try this. 1067 01:16:32,547 --> 01:16:34,633 I have to give you credit, Charlie. 1068 01:16:36,343 --> 01:16:39,846 You took your own sweet time rising to the occasion... 1069 01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:43,391 but in the end, you did the deed. 1070 01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:46,770 'Deed you did. 1071 01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:57,656 You really came through, Charlie. 1072 01:16:58,907 --> 01:17:02,035 The odds were definitely against it, but somehow... 1073 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,038 you managed to be the last man standing. 1074 01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:51,376 I know what I wanted to ask you. 1075 01:17:53,628 --> 01:17:56,381 - What? - Where are you actually from? 1076 01:17:57,007 --> 01:17:58,383 Originally. 1077 01:18:01,261 --> 01:18:04,181 Why do you keep asking questions, Charlie? 1078 01:18:04,806 --> 01:18:06,433 What's it got to do with anything? 1079 01:18:08,977 --> 01:18:10,770 I was just curious. 1080 01:18:12,272 --> 01:18:14,733 Wanted to know where you came from. 1081 01:18:30,081 --> 01:18:32,209 It's a long story, Charlie. 1082 01:18:32,334 --> 01:18:36,296 I think we've got plenty of time to get to know each other better. 1083 01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:39,257 - Don't you? - Yeah. 1084 01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:41,509 I guess we do. 1085 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,137 It's just you and me now, Charlie. 1086 01:18:49,059 --> 01:18:51,394 To the victor go the spoils. 1087 01:19:02,822 --> 01:19:05,075 You saved my life, Charlie. 1088 01:19:05,992 --> 01:19:08,578 You're a different man, just like I promised. 1089 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,166 Can you feel it? 1090 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:17,462 Yes. I can. 1091 01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:23,385 Charlie. 1092 01:19:27,055 --> 01:19:28,556 What'd you do? 1093 01:20:40,295 --> 01:20:43,381 Oh! Damn stupid fuck! 1094 01:20:44,174 --> 01:20:46,634 You stupid fucking whore! 1095 01:20:47,344 --> 01:20:50,180 You dumb, dumb fuck! 1096 01:20:50,263 --> 01:20:52,349 - Your mother again? - Shit! 1097 01:20:53,808 --> 01:20:56,394 Hi, Charlie. Yeah. Who else? 1098 01:20:57,187 --> 01:21:01,691 Loans me her camper and fails to mention that it's out of gas. 1099 01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:05,403 If you've got a gas can, you can siphon some from me. 1100 01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:39,062 Charlie. 1101 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:42,982 I don't want you to take this the wrong way... 1102 01:21:45,402 --> 01:21:49,406 but you're about the nicest guy I know. 1103 01:21:51,408 --> 01:21:55,078 I'm awfully sorry to hear that, Sidney, but thank you. 1104 01:21:55,662 --> 01:21:58,832 Have a good time with your kids at Six Flags. 1105 01:22:00,375 --> 01:22:02,168 Merry Christmas. 1106 01:22:50,216 --> 01:22:51,718 Nuts! Fuck! 1107 01:22:58,308 --> 01:22:59,767 What was that? 1108 01:23:01,352 --> 01:23:02,395 Nothing. 1109 01:23:40,391 --> 01:23:43,686 - Morning, Pete. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, buddy. 1110 01:23:46,397 --> 01:23:47,899 Where are we? 1111 01:23:48,441 --> 01:23:50,235 We're in heaven. 1112 01:23:56,199 --> 01:23:59,035 - They got pancakes? - They got everything. 82236

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