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♪ Always fun, girls will blow your mind ♪

♪ Well, the whole gang
will take you on a trip ♪

♪ You'll see the girls
from thunder strip ♪

♪ Keep on a-rollin' and keep on a-movin' ♪

♪ If you can ♪

♪ Girls, girls, girls
will blow your mind ♪

- Bunny rabbit, where you goin'?

- Just walkin'.

- Yeah, where to?

- Nowhere special, just
walkin' up the road.

- Ah, isn't that funny,
that's where I'm goin'!

Hop on, I'll give ya a ride.

- On your bike?

- Yeah, you ever ridden on
one of these things before?

- No.

- Well, then, get on,

you're gonna get a chance
to ride with the king.

- Is this thing safe?

- It's like a baby carriage, hop on.

I'll even let you drive.

- No, I think you better do that.

- Hop on.

- OK.

What are we gonna do here?

- Are you kiddin' me or what?

Well, let's see.

We're gonna have a picnic.

A picnic, huh.

Where's the food?

- You, my darling, are the food.

Ow!

- You son of a bitch!

Now, little country
girl, you're about to go

from the first grade to the second grade.

- Now what the hell's wrong?

First, there's Teach back
there, and now it's you!

Is this haul too much to make in one run?

- Hey, the juice is
gone, this beast is dead!

Hey, how far do you think
it is to Hicksville?

- Probably just up the road a ways.

I've probably got enough here to milk it.

- You got a line?

- You know I got a line, it's
still wet from the last time.

Here.

- Oh, no, no, I'm so sick.

I-I can't, I'm so hungry,
I-I'd vomit, I can't.

- Do it!

You dumb...

That broad's gettin' to be a real drag!

- Hey, what about the broad?

- You can have her if you want her.

- Ahem!

- As far as I'm concerned, she can walk!

- What about me?

- Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Now, you take care of that,
honey, that's a 15 cent raise.

You look me up when we get to California,

and I'll give you your diploma.

Hey!

They leave you here or what?

- Go away and leave me alone!

- Come on, sit down,
I'll take you with me.

- I'd rather walk.

- I said sit down not lie down!

C'mon, get on!

- Joe, you keep your hands to yourself!

- Do me a favor, will ya?

On the way there, don't get
any dumber than ya already are!

Hey, look,

looks like those stragglers have made it.

Huh, yeah, two head are
better than one.

Right.

Hey, Teach.

Where'd you find
that mess?

- Back in the toolie, somewhere.

- Please can I have some, I'm so hungry!

Please, it's been two days!

- Huh?

- I'm hungry as a dog,
please let me have some!

- Oh, yeah.

Hey, wait a minute!

You said you were hungry as a dog,

well get down and eat like one!

Hey, yeah, you wanna drink?

Ha-ha, eat that!

C'mon, here, you want a drinK?

Heheh, that oughta taste good!

- Hello, Harriet, this is
Sue Ann down at the store.

You better get the sheriff
over here right away.

Looks like there's gonna be trouble.

Yeah, as fast as you can.

- Hey, do you smell somethin'?

- Huh, I think it's an
old cow lot or somethin'.

- Nah, that ain't no cow
lot, that's a hillbilly,

a real, live, stinkin' hillbilly!

- Come on!

- Oh my God!

- Todd, let's get outta here,

I have a feeling there's
gonna be some laws.

- Aw, cool it, man, it wasn't your fault.

It was an accident, it was
old hero boy all the way.

Oh wait, it's too late,
here comes the man now!

The doc's on his way, Sheriff.

- I guess it's all my fault.

- That ain't so, Sheriff.

Those boys over there
were hurtin' this girl

and he just tried to stop 'em.

- All right, son, you go on back over

to your gas station now.

I'll get your statement a little later.

All right, what the hell happened here?

- Girl fell down and broke her crown.

- I thought maybe somethin' like 'at.

All right, son, on your feet.

♪ There ought, I guess, to be ♪

♪ A way to end police brutality ♪

- I'm talkin' to you, boy!

Now, you get on your feet!

- Yeah, I heard ya, man.

- I said on your feet!

- Get over there, hey, get in the car!

- Unless you want a little piece of this,

I reckon you better get
in that car right quick!

Get 'em up on the car, huh?

- Ow, hurt my finger.

All right, Orville, put 'im in the car.

Sue Ann, you stay here
with that little girl

til the doctor gets here.

You call me back at my
office, tell me when.

Luther, I got some customers for ya.

What is it?

Well, that's the singer.

What kind of a singer?

- Oh, uh, not too good.

Aw, poor little
fella looks plum tuckered out.

- Take 'im on back and lock 'im up.

I'll figure out what to charge
him with in the morning.

- All right.

- It's all gone, Sheriff,
I drank the last of it

just waitin' here for you to show up.

- Well, here I am gentlemen.

Now, what's on your mind?

- Oh, well the governor--

Alex, will you shut up?

Sheriff, look, the
government sent me down here

a long time ago, we were
assured by your office

that we'd get full cooperation.

I just want you to know
right now that we have it.

- Shoot, what you talkin' 'bout, man?

- Moonshine, Sheriff,
talkin' 'bout moonshine.

Talkin' about illegal whiskey.

- Yeah, white lightnin--

- Will you shut up!

Now, look, Sheriff,

the government loses $600
million a year in taxes

because of illegal whiskey

from stills that are
right here in your county.

That's where they begin, Sheriff,

right here in your county.

That's right, Mr. Conrad.

I know that.

Everybody knows that, Mr. Conrad.

Hell, I could go out the front door

and take one of these darts,

and chuck it out there in any direction

and probably hit me about a dozen of 'em.

- Ah, exactly, Sheriff,
that's what I've been saying.

I've been here three weeks
and nothing's happened,

we haven't made one raid,
now I wanna know why!

Well, Mr. Conrad,
for two pretty good reasons.

Number one, I ain't got but two
deputies and a night jailer.

And number two, it ain't
gonna do a damn bit of good.

You can't go around knockin'
over stills like 'at.

Now, what you got to do

is you gotta get that
assistant of yours, uh--

- Alex.

- Yeah, good ol' Alex,
and you take him out

and you guys find out who's
syndicatin' that whiskey.

Then, you'll have somethin'.

- You done with this little speech here?

You know, you're pretty good at this!

You must get a lotta practice, huh?

- Well, I used to get a lot
of practice, Mr. Conrad.

- Now, listen to me, Sheriff.

Listen to this, if there is no whiskey,

there can be no syndicating, right?

So you know what I'm gonna do,

I'm gonna burn all the cookers
in your county, Sheriff,

all over here, gonna destroy 'em all!

'Cause if there are no cookers,
there can be no syndicating,

and I want Washington
to know that I'm doing

a job down here, do you understand that?

That Conrad, Agent Conrad, is doing a job!

- I gotta admire that, Mr. Conrad.

Well, this oughta do for a starter.

See if there's anything in
there ya like, Mr. Conrad.

- Yeah.

- Orville?

Orville, will you quit
playin' with the radio?

Now, call up Herman

and you tell him I said get down here.

Now, I know it's, I know it's his day off,

just said I said get down here,
now we're gonna make a raid.

- A raid, well what, what kind of a raid?

Whiskey.

- Whiskey, well, what in thunderation for?

- Because the U.S. government says for!

- Well, in that case, yes, sir.

Hey, Sheriff.
- Uh, excuse me.

- Sheriff?

- Hey!

- The Utley sisters?

Ooh, boy!

Man, that oughta be a party.

- Aw, good heavens, Sheriff,
I don't believe this!

Sheriff, according to
this file, you have, uh,

you have women operating
stills in your county!

- Yeah, that's the Utley sisters.

They've been operating for
ever since their pa died,

about three years ago.

They mighty good gals, Mr. Conrad.

- Good gals huh, Sheriff?

- Yeah.

- You know, that's downright immoral.

You know what we're gonna
do, we're gonna hit that one.

We're hitting them, we're
hitting 'em this morning.

- Now, wait a minute--

- No, no, no, no, I've
waited long enough, Sheriff!

We're hitting 'em now, get ready, Alex!

- I'm ready!

- You're making a very
serious mistake, there--

- Something else you should know, Sheriff.

- What's that?

- Federal government never
makes any silly mistakes.

- Well, in that case, I wouldn't
want the federal government

to think I was uncooperative.

Jessie, I'd like you to meet Agent Conrad.

He's from the federal government.

He's come down all the way
from Washington just to see us.

Put your clothes on, honey.

Now, we're gonna make a raid now, Jessie.

I want you to be real quiet.

If we can take your sisters by surprise,

there ain't nobody gonna get hurt.

I want you to be real quiet.

OK, I told you they was mighty good girls,

didn't I, Mr. Conrad?

Orville!

Run, raid, it's a raid!

- Think we can make it to the car?

- I don't know but I sure--

- Think we can, all right!

- She has to put up a
defense like this, Sheriff!

We oughta wretch 'em, now!

- We do, huh?

Well, first off, there ain't
no defense they can set up.

The only thing they can do is shoot at us,

and then we're gonna shoot
back at them, and we gonna win,

'cause that's the way we
play the game, Mr. Conrad.

Hey, Mr. Conrad, uh,

would you like a stick of Juicy Fruit?

It's good for your nerves.

- Now you listen to me, Sheriff!

Washington's gonna get a full
report on you, a full report!

- You really ought to
have a stick, Mr. Conrad.

I always have one every time
I bust one of these places.

- Oh my God, you're serious, aren't you?

- You bet I am.

- You would have to park
the car right down the road!

- There's no place else to put it.

- We're sure gonna be open game!

How 'bout the keys?

- They're in the car.

- All right, come on, let's go!

- It's them, Sheriff, there they go!

There they go, get 'em!

- Mr. Conrad, try to
control yourself, will ya?

- Curtis, who's firing back there?

Hold it down!

I'll tell you when to fire.

What a dumb deputy!

Where?

- Orville, where's Jessie?

Oh, I don't know.

- Well, would you get her, please.

Orville really is a good
boy, he's just kinda nervous.

We ain't had this much excitement

in about 20 years around here.

I'm kinda glad you come up here.

Kinda takes the edge off
everything, you know?

Well, you wanted to go bust a
still, didn't ya, Mr. Conrad?

Don't you think we oughta get to it?

You OK, Red?

- Yeah, I'm all right.

Didn't go very deep,
just stings like the--

That old fool musta been
pretty sure of himself.

He didn't even leave a guard.

I've heard this is a hunk
of flat fast machinery.

What do you think?

- I don't know, why don't
we find out 'bout it?

Hey, the keys are in it!

Red, get me a rock.

OK, give me jumpin' music!

- Yeah, it's fast all right!

- Hell, this ain't a bad setup.

Could find a helluva lot worse.

That stuff'd burn the hide
right off a mule's back.

It's got good flavor, though.

You like a swill on that, Mr. Conrad?

- Aw, Sheriff, you have to be kidding!

I read a report in Washington that said

there's enough lead in
those pipes to kill a whole,

don't want it, that'll
kill a regiment, Sheriff!

- You know, I believe
you're right, Mr. Conrad.

I'll drink to that.

- Sheriff,

I wouldn't want you to say
anything to the others,

but, uh, would you mind very much

taking a picture of me
in front of the still?

- Oh, I'd be delighted, Mr. Conrad.

- Now, look, you don't
have to do a thing with it,

if you'll just, just snap
this button right here.

That button there?

- Right, and look right through there.

- All right, it'll be my pleasure, uh.

Hold that for me, OK, now.

- Is my hair all right?

Your hair looks marvelous.

- Someone said once that you
have to, uh, lick your lips.

Yeah, that's a good idea,

now smile for me, Mr. Conrad.

- No, I don't have a good smile.

- Oh, Mr. Conrad, you've
got a beautiful smile.

You oughta do that more
often, do you know that?

Sheriff, I know, I
know if I have a smile or not,

I don't have a good smile, I know that.

- Come on, come on, now.

Big smile, that's it,
that's it!

- Wait, wait!

That's it, that's it!

- Wait, you're moving, Sheriff!

You can't take the picture
when you're moving,

will ya stand still?

- OK, Mr. Conrad.
- All right, now, wait!

Big smile, now!

- No, I don't have a good smile.

Big smile!

That's it, got it.

- OK, you didn't move
when you did it, did ya?

Oh, no, I got a good'un.

- Don't say anything to the others.

- Well, Mr. Conrad?

- Yeah?

- Your chief's gonna love
that one in Washington.

- I think he will, Sheriff.

OK.

You got any fire, Mr. Conrad?

Hey, Sheriff!

What is it, Orville?

Can you come on out here?

We're havin' a devil of a time.

All right, hang on a minute.

- Sheriff, that's enough,
you better get outta here

and stand back and have
the others stand back

because wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.

Go on, Sheriff, I read about this

and I know just how to do it.

- Mr. Conrad, if you can
get that thing lit, uh,

why don't you set it off.

Sheriff!

- What the hell's the matter, Orville?

- Can I have your
permission to tie her up?

She's just wearin' me plum out!

- You simmer down, young lady.

Look, Jessie, if you
don't just slow down now,

I'm gonna have to take
all your clothes off!

I don't expect you'll be runnin' around

in your birthday suit, would ya?

You gonna take it easy now?

That's a shame, Mr. Conrad.

We done ruined the picture!

- That was the most incompetent

piece of bungling I've ever seen, Sheriff!

- That's right, Mr. Conrad,

but you know I reckon
that's why you're an agent

for the federal government,

and I'm just a hillbilly sheriff.

Come on, Orville, reckon
we better go back to jail.

- Well, lookee here, we
got real special visitors.

Aunt Tillie, but the coffee on!

Look who's dressed for pneumonia!

Hey, what happened there?

Just what it looks like.

Well for heaven's sake!

Why, we haven't seen you since
Pike asked you to marry him!

Goodness sakes, girl, what's that?

Buckshot, they
ruined our still today!

- I wish you'd get some clothes on.

- Never mind about her, just
go on and get outta here, boy.

I got some doctor to do.

- I'm a good doctor, but--

No, I'm givin'
you a count of 10--

She's not intended--

- Get out, I don't care
what she is, just get!

- Pike, put the car
somewhere out of sight.

- Well, good thing that sheriff got ya

in the back instead of the front.

It sure woulda torn up the scenery.

- Aw, come on, skip it, just get it done!

- It's all finished now,
that's the last one.

Now, we'll just get a
little ol' bandage on here,

and then you can go right back
out and raise some more Cain.

- We've got a lot of Cain
to raise, I'll tell you!

What are we gonna do about Jessie?

- We're gonna take her with us.

I can dig it!

- Not if she's in jail, you ain't!

- Oh, she's in jail, that's for sure,

but I'm gonna go down there

and kick the door in if I have to,

but first, I need a couple of things.

- Well, if I've got 'em, you can have 'em.

- Got any money?

- Oh, got three or four dollars maybe.

If you need more than that,

well, uh, Pike'll give it to ya.

He'd give you anything.

- I don't want Pike to
know what I'm gonna do.

- Well, suit yourself!

- You, uh, go around and get
the car, bring it out front,

and I'll be ready to
travel when you get here.

Hey, if you see Pike, don't say anything.

- There we are.

- See, what'd I tell you guys,

these hillbilly gals are all the way.

Hey, bunny rabbit, it's bedtime.

You ain't gonna go to bed

in that pretty, little dress are ya?

Sure, brother.

- Now, you just go ahead and
make yourself comfortable.

We promise not to look, honest.

Hey, I bet
she'd drop for money.

- Oh, yeah.

Here you go, honey, he's
a nickel, all for you.

- Why don't you creeps shut up!

- Ooh, she's a wild one, too!

If I get through these bars, bunny rabbit,

I'd make a woman out of you tonight.

- I'm already more woman
than you all can handle!

That'll be the day!

- Now just spend the
night thinking this over!

Shut up!

Come on, baby, come on!

Take it off, honey, come on!

You got the sys--

All right, shut up!

What's goin' on out here, I said shut up!

What's the problem here?

- He don't know what we're talking about.

Look behind ya, Luther!

- Jessie, Jessie, now,
Jessie, come on, now!

Get your clothes on, honey.

- You come and dress me, cousin.

- I can't do that now.

Aw, shucks, I'm gonna go get the sheriff.

- Yeah, hurry, Luther!

We'll see ya, general.

- Hi, sweetie.

- Why don't you just hang
that thing up, Luther!

Very nice boy.

Now, without makin' too much fuss,

let me see you pick up them keys.

Now, Red,
you don't have to come

bustin' in here like Bonnie Parker!

Come in here first thing
in the mornin', post bail,

and the sheriff will let
Jessie out, you know that.

- Think so?
- Yeah.

- Maybe you don't know what I
did to his car this morning.

- O-ho yeah, I forgot about that.

You, uh , busted
up that federal agent

a little bit, too, didn't ya?

- Yes.

- Well, I guess you better force me.

- OK, you're forced.

- I'm forced.

Jessie, take it off, Jessie!

Cut it out, worthless scum,

or I'll drown it out with this cannon!

- Whatever you say, big momma!

- Jessie, dammit, stop right
now and get that dress on!

- I'm just havin' a little fun!

- Now you get them beady eyes off--

- Come on, Luther!

Now then,
Jessie, be a good girl.

Come on outta there.

- So long, ya creeps!

- Hey, wait a minute, how
'bout takin' us with ya?

- Come on, Jessie.

- Wait, I got some money, hard cash!

Well, 50 bucks oughta take
us for quite a trip, huh?

All right, you've
bought yourself a deal.

Open the gate now--

- Now, Red, you can't get yourself

mixed up with scum like this!

You don't know what they're in here for!

- And you got 50 bucks?

- No, I don't.

Well, they have, come on, open up!

Come on, get on it, General!

- All right!

Come on,
Luther, don't feel bad!

- Come on outta there, scum!

You think the sheriff was
mad about that car wreck,

wait'll he hears about this!

- Well, maybe he'll know

how I feel about havin' my still smashed.

Got a car outside, everybody
walk out nice and easy.

- Hey, what about this mother?

- Lock him in one of the cells,
we'll be waitin' outside.

- Come on!

- Hey, by the way, Prince Charles,

don't hurt him, he's
my cousin by marriage.

- Yeah.

Well, go on, close the door!

- You know somethin',

you know why we came Down South?

All my life, I've hated clods like you.

You make me sick, right here,

right in my stomach!

We, we came down here to get
us some hillbillies!

Every time I see one of your
faces, I wanna beat it in,

I , I'd like to choke
you til your eyes pop out!

Choke, choke, choke!

Choke, choke, choke!

Choke!

I got you, I win, I win!

- We better do something quick, sister!

They're gainin' on us and fast!

- We're flat-out now!

- Huh, those troopers will stick to us

like a flea on a hound!

It just depends who runs outta gas first.

- That's one fast machine!

Hey, baby, you
got a radio in this mother?

- You bet we do!

Even gets state troopers' radio calls.

- Yeah, well I'll bet they'll be doin'

a lot of callin' tonight ,

that is, if they're not ashamed.

Ashamed ,

man, if I was them, I'd be mortified.

Pretty little old country girl

leavin' them sittin'
there with dirty faces!

- Well, Sheriff Adare
brought it all on himself,

bringin' that federal man and everything.

Boy, if they
hit those back roads,

we'll be huntin' 'em til the sun comes up!

Step on it, honey!

- Oh, don't make the drivin
any more, that relaxed!

- Hang on, I'm goin' all the way!

- I can't pass 'em,

but I'll give you 10
to be bumper-to-bumper!

Shut your damn mouth!

- Ah, open it up, I mean,

I got my boot in the carburetor now!

Pile down,
we're makin' score, baby!

She's been hit!

Damn these pigs, stop the car!

- Are you crazy, broad, we ain't stoppin'!

- We gotta, she's gonna bleed to death!

We gotta get a doctor!

- If you don't shut up,
you're gonna get one, too!

Hey, I can't hit 'em!

Stop and let me out,
I'll hit 'em for sure!

- Aw, you're as crazy as the broad!

Yeah, crazy,
hell, I'll get 'em good!

Stop and let me off!

- Don't do it, we have to keep goin'!

- Now, you do as he says!

When he hits the dirt,
you better peel out!

Now!

- That ain't no good down there,

not with a machine gun, it ain't!

- Well, I've gotta admit,
things are beginnin' to look up.

- Not from where I sit.

Well, looks great to me.

- It'll look great to all of us

just as soon as we get organized.

- Just what do you mean, we?

- I mean there's a few
things we gotta get straight,

right from the beginning.

- I guess since you're
doin' all the talkin',

you, uh, might be considered
the head creep, huh?

- Yeah, well, Animal and
I go wherever Todd goes.

That's why I guess you could call him

the head, you know, whatever you said.

- Just what do you think we
ought to do to get organized?

- The first thing is you broads.

Nothin' could screw up a deal
quicker than women trouble.

There's three of you
and there's three of us,

so that makes the deal fairly obvious.

This is the way it's gonna be.

Teach, you bump with Lil.

Animal, huh, if you're
interested, you and, uh, Jessie.

- And I guess you and
I should share tents?

- I thought you'd like that.

Everybody agreed?

It's unanimous.

- Well, Red,

I don't like to interfere
in your business,

but I don't like some of
these new friends of yours.

Imagine that.

The old Piker doesn't like us very much.

- Nobody asked your opinion.

Unless you wanna get bent real bad,

cow poke, get your hands off me, huh?

- Pike, let him go!

- I said get your hands off me!

- Yeah, when I'm ready.

- I said let him go!

I can fight my own battles, let me be!

You shouldn't
have done that, hay seed.

You're gonna have to pay for this.

- Todd, just forget it!

Just forget it, now, what about our car?

It needs fixin', can you get it done?

- Yeah.

I'll have to take it over
to ol' Mackray's place.

Dave can do it,

probably take all night, though.

- All right, but just get it done,

and don't worry 'bout us,
I can handle everything.

- Yep, whatever you say, Red.

- Now, you were sayin' that, uh,

you and I are both the leaders?

Well maybe we should take a
little walk in the moonlight.

Work out the details.

- That's just what I had in mind.

Shall we?

What are you doin',
what are you doin', Red?

- Take that grin off your face!

Hey, easy, eh!

- Now sing!

I can't sing!

- Sing for me!

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

- That was mighty pretty!

- Well, it's better now, Red.

Just wanna make
sure I wasn't lying to Pike!

Shut up, here she comes!

How's the coffee, Tillie!

- The coffee's fine, but
one move and you won't be!

- All right, what's the deal?

- I spelled out the deal last night.

I made a few assignments and
that's the way it's gonna be.

Understand?

- Yes!

- I thought so.

By the way.

I owe you that from last night, remember?

Don't play hero, pig!

And speaking of last night,
I owe you somethin' else!

Looks like we got a few minutes

until the ol' clod comes back.

Why don'tcha enjoy yourself, Teach?

- Eh, no, no, that ain't too smart.

How am I gonna enjoy myself

and watch this old broad, too?

- I think I hear him coming now,

looks like the party's over, anyway.

Take care of them.

- Hey, now hurry, what's the action?

Just grab the broads,
everybody freeze, understand?

If they don't, take care of it.

- Well, I got the car fixed.

Thanks for the help, there, boy.

- Uh, there--

Seriously, thanks, appreciate it.

- I did it for Red, not for you.

Dumb hillbilly.

Now, let's get outta here.

- Now, uh, Tillie, Aunt Tillie,

now, you know we, we killed two policemen,

you know that, don't you?

You wouldn't tell anybody
about that, would you?

You know he just beat that man up,

you wouldn't tell anyone
about that, either, would ya?

No, you wouldn't do that.

Well, I guess it's OK to go then.

Goodbye, now, Aunt, uh.

You take care of yourself, ya hear?

Get away from me!

Shut up!

Listen, when I move my hand,

I don't wanna hear a peep
out of you, you understand?

You better!

- Why don't you knock off that broad

before I knock it off for ya?

- Don't worry, brother.

- Why don't you knock off

threatening people with that thing?

You don't dare shoot Lil
or anyone at this point!

- It doesn't scare ya, huh?

- You've got one bullet left,

and you're gonna need
it when Pike gets here!

- Pike, who you kiddin', baby?

There's no way I'm gonna
need more than one for Pikey.

Hang on!

- I'm gonna need the car, cousin.

- Just a second, almost finished.

- Well, somethin'
happened up at the house.

I may not be back, and if not,

they're gonna be buryin' expenses.

I want you to sell everything

and keep what's left for your people.

- Why, what's happenin'?

Yeah, all right, all right, I getcha.

I'll do anything ya say.

- Good, now go on up to the house

and wait for the sheriff
and when he gets there,

I want you to give him
all the help you can, OK?

Now, load up, cousin.

- Got, I gotcha, Pike.

- Pike, they've still got Lil!

- I know, but we can't help her

til we get you in shape to travel!

Can you take it?

- Do it.

- I think we lost 'em.

You better get off the main road.

- This oughta get it for now.

Hurt anyplace else?

I heard
everything, let's do it!

- Well, we're back in
the race, let's get 'em!

- Todd, ditch the Ford,
we'll take this one.

- They probably took off down that road.

There's a house down there someplace.

I'd like it if you stayed here.

- All right.

From now on, we'll do it your way.

Besides, if I tried to
walk, my knees would crack.

Pike!

Get it done.

Harry!

I'm hurt, I'm hurt!

They killed me!

No, Harry, don't talk now.

I know what happened.

- My wife, my wife!

Find, trail her, they're
gonna kill her, too!

Uncle Harry, I'm hun,

I'll save her.

- It will, won't be hot there.

- Well, I've done my bit,
now you go make some coffee,

and you point that damn
thing somewhere else!

- With all the arsenal that
old goat left around here,

we could start our own army.

Here, Teach, try this thing on for size.

Why don't you guys hang
on to things out here,

I think I'll find out if it's true

what they say about these hillbillies.

What the hell is going on out here now?

- The old broad was walkin' in her sleep,

I just woke her up.

- Well, hey, I'm tryin' to get some sleep

in here myself, so hold it down, huh?

- Yeah, good night.

Hey, Tondelayo,

c'mon, you're gonna get some fresh water.

Well, by God,

you know, I hit her.

- That's all right.

- Animal, what's the matter
with me, I'm gettin' so--

- C'mon, c'mon, you old crow, get up!

- She's just not movin' a bit, is she?

- I don't, I think she's gold brickin'.

- All right, boys, there.

- Can't take both of us.

- OK, hillbilly, I'm gonna count to four

and you make your play.

Either use that thing or
throw it in the water.

One,

two,

three,

four, that's far enough!

One more step and the girl gets it!

- I won't need this thing to take you.

- OK, hillbilly, I'm takin' the girl

and I'm gettin' over the hill!

Now, don't try and follow me

or I'll have to kill her!

- Don't you touch Lil!

It's all right, little sister.

Cry it up, cry it up.

Get rid of it, hey!

You know Red' waitin'
for us down the road.

- Red, she, she ain't dead?

- No, she's alive enough to marry me,

whether she agrees or not!

You know somethin', Lil?

They say whiskey runners are
real mean on a racetrack,

so we're gonna have a go at it,

and I want you to come with us.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Well, first I gotta take care of him.

Wait here.

♪ Take a ride down the Southland ♪

♪ Smell a moonshine made by the man ♪

♪ Keep on a-rollin' ♪

♪ And keep on a-movin' if you can ♪

♪ Been a fool all of my life ♪

♪ Always fun but never a wife ♪

♪ Keep on a-rollin' ♪

♪ Keep on a-movin' if you can ♪