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[suspenseful music playing]
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[dog barking]
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Samira: I can't believe
we have a white picket fence.
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And they're so charming and yet
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so micro-aggressive
at the same time.
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-Uh-hmm. And still somehow
my parents' fence ended up
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looking like British teeth,
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slightly discolored
and bizarrely misaligned.
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-We went from city loft
to lawn so fast.
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-We did everything so fast.
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-Uh-hmm.
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-But that's what you do
when you find the unicorn, babe.
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You lock it the fuck down.
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I think this place
is gonna grow on you, though.
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Hinkley Hills
is a safe place to grow up.
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[Miles cooing]
Robert: I want that for Miles.
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-I want everything for him.
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-I know living
in my parents' house
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wasn't exactly part of the plan
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but it could be worse.
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They could be here too.
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[both shiver]
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-You do know how to mow a lawn,
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'cause I'm not handling
none of that.
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-I got you.
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♪ Boy, you look goo ♪
♪ When you have that grass ♪
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♪ And you look fine ♪
♪ Won't you rag that, rag that ♪
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♪ Call you big daddy ♪
♪ When you have that grass up ♪
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♪ What, what you ♪
♪ Playing with? ♪
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[laughs]
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-Oh, God.
I don't wanna get back to work.
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You and Miles aren't gonna have
too much fun without me, okay?
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-My maternity leave
is gonna be spent watching
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the window like Bravo
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and learning
the choreography to...
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[crows squawking]
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-What the?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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-I don't like that one bit.
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[crows squawking]
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Samira: Stroll's over.
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Are you sure
that house is empty?
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Robert: Yeah, very.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[theme music playing]
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["Lovely Day"
by Bill Withers playing]
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♪ When I wake up ♪
♪ In the mornin', love ♪
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♪ And the sunlight ♪
♪ Hurts my eyes ♪
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♪ And something ♪
♪ Without warning, love ♪
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♪ Bears heavy on my mind ♪
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♪ Then I look at you ♪
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♪ And the world's ♪
♪ All right with me ♪
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♪ Just one look at you ♪
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Robert: No, no, no. No.
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♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪
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-Shit, shit, shit.
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♪ A lovely day ♪
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-Wait. Wait. [gags]
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Stop! Stop!
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Don't leave me
with these diapers!
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[engine stops]
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-[panting]
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-Hey there, bad hair.
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-I forgot.
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-Nice to see you.
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Back on Ashfield Place?
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Bud, you don't--
you don't remember me?
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-Sorry. Never been good
at remembering faces.
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-Ah, it's all right.
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You know,
I've always liked this street.
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You hear the thing
about cul-de-sacs?
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-Uh...
-There's only one way out!
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Have a great day, Robert.
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-Okay. Bye now.
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[engine revs]
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-Okay.
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Samira: [sighs]
The things I'll do for you.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Samira: Like moving here.
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[Miles babbles]
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Robert: Do you want me to stay?
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I can call Nina,
tell her I need another week.
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What are we watching?
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-How long
has that house been empty?
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-Twenty years, give or take.
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-You don't think that's weird?
Robert: Not really.
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I'm sure they got a good reason
for hanging onto it.
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-So there's a they.
Who's the they?
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-You know, whoever owns it.
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-Okay, Shrug Knight.
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So you never thought about it?
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-What--no, not really.
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-Whatever.
I know you gotta get to work.
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-Naveen and I are catching
the same train.
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Trainpooling he's calling it.
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But say the word, and I'll stay.
-No, no, no.
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Gotta rip the Band-Aid
off someway, somehow.
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It'll be me,
myself, and I, and Miles
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together alone
for the first time.
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No friends or family nearby
but that's why it's good.
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Yeah, 'cause
I'm not worried at all.
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Robert: You're giving me
some very mixed signals here.
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-Nah, get on the train.
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-I love you so much.
-Uh-hmm. I love you too.
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Robert:
And I love you too, little man.
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And you can call me
anytime, okay?
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I'm the guy saved
in your phone as White Bulb
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with the black thumbs up emoji.
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-[chuckles]
And it'll never change.
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Robert: Try to get out
the house today.
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["Back That Azz Up"
by Juvenile playing]
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♪ Girl you working ♪
♪ With some ass, yeah ♪
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♪ You're bad, yeah ♪
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♪ Make a nigga ♪
♪ Spend his cash ♪
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♪ Yeah, his last, yeah ♪
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♪ Hoes frown ♪
♪ When you pass, yeah ♪
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-Stop! Can I help you?
-Oh.
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I'm sorry?
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-Oh, should he be
listening to this?
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-Uh, well, he can't understand
the words. [laughs]
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-Babies absorb these things.
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[Miles cooing]
Samira: Right.
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-Oh. Oh.
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You must be Rob Fisher's wife.
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Oh.
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I heard you were,
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uh, back here to live.
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Samira: Yeah.
-Well, this is fabulous.
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[laughs] I was wondering
when I would get to meet you.
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-Uh-hmm. I don't get out much.
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-I'm Lynn Gardner.
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-Uh, I'm Samira
and that's Miles.
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-Aw.
He looks just like his mama.
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Samira. Such a pretty name.
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Is it African?
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Samira: Yes.
-[gasps]
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Fascinating.
I just live catty-corner.
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If you ever need anything.
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And you must come to wine night.
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It's just a bunch
of friendly neighbors
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gabbing and guzzling on my porch
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and they are dying to meet you.
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-Oh,
I'm breastfeeding unfortunately.
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-Oh, pump and dump, my darling.
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Welcome to Ashfield Place.
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-Uh-hmm.
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[dog barking]
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[phone ringing]
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[phone dings]
-Hey.
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-Hey.
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Langston: I got
a very important question
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for my big sis.
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Mariah, Whitney,
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Janet, or Beyoncé. One gotta go.
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-I'm not about
to fight with you today.
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-Well, that's not a fight.
Samira: I miss you.
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How's my apartment?
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-Well, if you're referring
to the artist
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currently known as
my new apartment, it's the bomb.
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Little girl,
your taste is impeccable, okay?
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And these views, exquisite.
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How's my nephew?
-Cute as hell.
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Langston: Aw. Yes, he is.
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Because we're twins.
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-And see, that's why
you're going off on FaceTime.
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-And how was,
uh, Hinkey Mountain?
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Samira:
Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.
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-It's the 'burbs, babes.
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-Am I a bad mom for bringing
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my melanated son out here?
Langston: I don't know.
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Are you a bad mother
for accepting
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a very nice house
at a very nice neighborhood
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where there's practically
no crime, really nice schools?
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I mean, make it make sense.
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-I just feel so isolated.
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I mean, every day
is the same thing.
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I don't know what I'm doing,
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and I don't have anybody
to teach me how.
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-Well, you know
she looking after you.
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Samira: That's what Daddy say
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but you can't teach somebody
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how to swaddle
a baby from heaven.
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-Amen to that.
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-How am I gonna get
the maternity leave?
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I mean, I thrive
in collaborative environments.
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I need structure
and tangible goals.
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-Bitch, I don't speak resume.
I speak housewife.
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This is what you do, pick up
a little day drinking habit,
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maybe a little pinot habit
or something, something cute.
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-Yeah, hard to do
when you got a tit gremlin.
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-Yeah,
you could've kept that one.
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Well, baby,
you just need some friends.
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Samira: I have friends.
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-I mean, in a 10-mile radius.
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None of your neighbors
ain't no potential there?
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Samira: Uh, no.
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It's a who's who
of who's not it.
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These people are crazy.
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Langston: Well,
I'm just spitballing, boo.
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-I know. I know.
And I appreciate you.
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-And I love you.
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And I'mma come
and visit you soon, okay?
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And I know
you would've chopped Mariah.
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-I don't know her.
-[Langston laughs]
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-Love you. Bye.
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[kisses]
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Robert: Naveen.
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Look at us.
Train buddies.
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Commute comrades.
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-Megan filed for divorce.
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-What?
-She was waiting for me
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when I got home yesterday.
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Suitcases
at the bottom of the stairs,
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like out of a bad movie.
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-Shit.
Naveen: Said she's been unhappy
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for a long time
and wants to start over
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while she still
has her youth. [scoffs]
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So she can't stand
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another day of my moodiness.
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I'm not even--
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[sighs]
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I'm not even that moody, Rob.
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She's fucking her dentist.
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-[coughs]
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Naveen: Dr. James.
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The only one
who takes my insurance.
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So that's fucking great.
I should've known.
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She was getting way
too much dental work done
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for someone
who has perfect teeth.
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-She does have great teeth.
Naveen: Right?
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Two cleanings in a week.
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She said she needed
to get a filling.
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Oh, fuck.
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Remember what you said
at my bachelor party?
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-No. I was drunk and on three
different classes of drugs.
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We were in Miami.
My jaw was in Texas.
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-You grabbed
my face and you said,
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"Never trust a Megan."
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Nostradamus, motherfucker.
I should've listened.
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-I'm sorry, mate.
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-Anyway, let's talk about you.
Enough about me.
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How's little man?
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-Oh, God.
He's the best. Perfect.
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I mean, he doesn't sleep
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and he shits like a trucker
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but wouldn't change it
for the world.
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-Nice. And Samira?
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-[sighs]
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She keeps asking questions
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about the house
across the street.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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-What'd you tell her?
254
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-What is there to tell?
255
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[wolf howling]
[crickets chirping]
256
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,294
[water splashing]
257
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,505
[suspenseful music playing]
258
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,858
[Miles crying]
259
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,987
-You know what,
you are absolutely right.
260
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,031
[Miles crying]
261
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,413
-I attempted
to leave the house today.
262
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,999
-During daylight hours?
263
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,501
-Yes. And I met Lynn.
264
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,378
She's exactly
as your mother described.
265
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,005
-Nosy, and extremely abstract
sense of personal space?
266
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,840
-Yeah, that's it.
267
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,511
And, um, she invited me
for drinks with the neighbors.
268
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,179
-She did?
-Uh-hmm.
269
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,682
-You should go. Little man
and I can get some QT.
270
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,183
-I think I might.
271
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,726
I wanna see
who all gonna be there.
272
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,525
Twenty years, huh.
So you must've known them.
273
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,360
Robert: Who, the Grants?
-Aha!
274
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,903
-What?
-So you did know them.
275
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,197
-You're doing that thing.
-What thing?
276
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,741
-That thing you do
when you get a little obsessed.
277
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,411
It's the lawyer in you.
You lock in.
278
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,579
Remember your ramen conspiracy?
-I know
279
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,415
it wasn't ideal to get banned
from the local bodega
280
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,709
but I still stand by my theory
that they were running
281
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,211
drugs with the instant
noodle cups. It was right there.
282
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,046
-I mean,
you were 100% onto something.
283
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,881
I mean, they didn't
even have a bodega cat.
284
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,217
What kind of bodega
doesn't have a bodega cat?
285
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,428
-Babe, I'm not being
obsessed, okay? Just humor me.
286
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,723
Okay, so tell me what you know
about the creepy house.
287
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,267
Yeah, please.
Robert: Creepy house probably.
288
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,728
They lived across
the street from us but...
289
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,730
does anyone ever
really know their neighbors?
290
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,565
-Yes, I knew my neighbor's
first and last name.
291
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,607
We was all up
in each other's business.
292
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,734
-You did? Okay.
-Yeah.
293
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,235
-Ooh, by the way,
294
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,237
speaking of being all up
in each other's business,
295
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,947
Megan left Naveen.
-[gasps]
296
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,574
Robert:
So I guess I owe you 10 bucks.
297
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,242
You always call it.
-Uh-hmm.
298
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,745
-Also even worse,
shagging the dentist.
299
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,079
-What?
-Yes.
300
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,748
-Oh, my gosh.
-I know.
301
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,458
-Never trust a Megan.
302
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,084
-That's what I said too.
-That's right.
303
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,253
-Allegedly.
-[sighs]
304
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,797
-Babe, please never leave me.
305
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,758
-Where am I gonna go?
306
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,634
Robert: Oh, yeah.
You're trapped now.
307
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,597
-Love you, honey.
-Love you too.
308
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,599
-And if I cheat,
it won't be the dentist.
309
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,267
-Thanks, babe.
That means a lot.
310
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,478
-Somebody we don't know.
-Wow.
311
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,984
[♪♪♪]
312
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,988
Lynn: The next time
that beast uses my lawn
313
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,990
as its personal porta-potty,
314
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,284
I am gonna get out my glue gun.
315
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,495
[Dana laughs]
-Well, break out the crayons
316
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,456
and color me thrilled.
It's Samira.
317
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,957
-So close.
318
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,459
-Come, come, come.
319
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,294
Sit, sit, sit. Uh-oh.
320
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,338
This is Rob Fisher's wife.
Dana: Oh.
321
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,132
-From across the street.
-Dana Richards is the name.
322
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,468
It's very nice to finally
make your acquaintance.
323
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,470
-[laughs] Likewise. Samira.
324
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,182
-Samira. Oh.
I'm so bad with names.
325
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,142
-We haven't seen you
around before.
326
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,977
And we were starting to think
that Rob made you up.
327
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,813
-No, no. I'm real.
328
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,649
Just a new reclusive mom
with leaking nipples.
329
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,484
[laughter]
330
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,862
-Now, Dana is a retired Marine.
331
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,656
Samira: Oh.
-Very distinguished,
332
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,825
lots of medals.
-Wow.
333
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,660
-Also, I'm a real Handy Andy.
334
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,662
I have noticed, not to be nosy,
335
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,498
but, uh, you have
some spots on your fence
336
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,042
that are pretty effed up
and I could fix those for you.
337
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,336
-I'm here for it
'cause the only screwdriver
338
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,005
I'm familiar with contains fuck.
339
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,674
[laughter]
Lynn: And here's Todd.
340
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,175
-Hi.
341
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,343
-Hi.
342
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,345
-Todd is a man
of few syllables.
343
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,556
-I don't think I've seen you
around here before.
344
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,850
Dana:
You've been keeping tabs on us
345
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,351
through the window,
Jimmy Stewart?
346
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,186
[suspenseful music playing]
347
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,230
-Which one of us
is the murderer?
348
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,027
[laughs] Your face.
349
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,029
-[laughs]
Dana: I'm sorry.
350
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,239
It's okay.
We all know that Suburbia
351
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,574
has its spectators for it.
352
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,409
-You have not seen me.
353
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,203
My home shares
no sight lines with yours
354
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,580
and I keep out ours.
355
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,914
Samira: What do you do?
356
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,708
-This and that.
357
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,251
-[laughs]
358
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,879
Dana: What do you and Rob do?
359
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,048
-I'm a civil litigation
attorney.
360
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,257
-Wow. Hello she-E-O.
361
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,425
-Oh, I don't know
what that is,
362
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,885
but good for you.
363
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,386
-Yeah.
Rob is, uh, a book editor.
364
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,888
-Oh. How did you meet him?
365
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,057
-A Kaytranada concert actually.
366
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,060
-Kate Ranada?
I'm going to look her up.
367
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,603
-Let me know what you find.
368
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,730
-Rob seems like he's romantic.
369
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,733
-He is. So, how long
have you guys lived here?
370
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,069
Dana: Well, for me,
just a couple of years.
371
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,570
I wanted somethin' with nature,
372
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,406
but my wife's idea
of outdoorsiness
373
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,075
is like a restaurant
with a patio.
374
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,160
So, this was our compromise.
[laughs]
375
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,746
And then she got deployed.
376
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,331
-She's in the military too?
377
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,584
-Cannot confirm or deny.
378
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,629
Honestly,
despite what two decades
379
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,589
of daytime television tell you,
380
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,924
there are a lot
of people that don't care
381
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,092
for middle-aged lesbians.
382
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,426
-Uh-hmm.
383
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,346
-But I felt welcomed
for the most part.
384
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,265
-I've been here
eight months and ten days.
385
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,475
-That's precise.
386
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,936
-She's been here
for freakin' ever.
387
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,978
Lynn: Not as long as some.
388
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,272
Marty and I moved here
15 years ago.
389
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,441
-Marty.
I can't wait to meet him.
390
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,985
-Um, unfortunately, he passed.
391
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,654
-Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry. I...
392
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,615
-Thank you. Heart attack.
393
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,450
It's been almost
half a year, but...
394
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,161
I still feel
his presence every day.
395
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,665
Dana: Here.
396
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,835
-Anyway,
these wine nights really help.
397
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,129
It's a bit like family.
398
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,505
-That's right.
399
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,465
When you have neighbors,
you're never alone
400
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,801
even when you wanna be.
[giggles]
401
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,678
How'd you city kids end up here?
402
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,847
-Oh, well, Rob's parents,
I'm sure you guys know
403
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,349
they, uh, retired
to one of those timeshare
404
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,309
cruise ships last month.
-That's a choice.
405
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,978
Not mine, but a choice.
406
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,813
-Well, they had been asking us
to come out here.
407
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,356
We didn't wanna leave the city,
408
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,983
but our building
got broken into.
409
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,484
-[gasps]
Samira: We just felt like
410
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,861
maybe we should--
411
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,863
we should try it out,
at least temporarily.
412
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,199
-Well, thank goodness you're
safe and sound here with us.
413
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,164
-So, what's the deal
with that Victorian house?
414
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,167
Chainsaw massacres,
titanic cult,
415
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,502
uh, jilted bride
who severed the head
416
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,213
of her lost unfaithful lover.
417
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,175
-It's haunted as shit.
418
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,510
The lights go on and off
all the time by themselves.
419
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,511
-I've seen that.
420
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,846
-It could just be
faulty wiring.
421
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,890
-A skeptic. I like it.
422
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,017
Dana: Lynn,
you're the resident historian,
423
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,560
catch her up.
Lynn: Well...
424
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,062
it was a little before my time.
425
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,689
[sighs] A family lived there.
426
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,857
-The Grants?
-Yes.
427
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,234
And they had a daughter who...
428
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,570
-Died.
-In the house?
429
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,533
Lynn: There had been whispers
of mysterious circumstances
430
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,745
surrounding her passing,
maybe even...
431
00:17:58,787 --> 00:17:59,704
-Murder.
432
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,373
Lynn: And then the parents
433
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,041
moved away
434
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,085
and never sold the house.
435
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,380
-So, it just sits there rotting,
436
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,423
pissin' off the HOA.
437
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,052
God, I would give
my left tit to go over there
438
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,554
and do a little ghost hunt.
439
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,597
Rory: Hi, everyone.
440
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,224
It's cookie time.
Lynn: Oh.
441
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,434
Dana: It's like she just knows
when my sugar drops.
442
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,061
[Rory giggles]
-Rory likes to prey
443
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,230
on vulnerable shard sippers.
444
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,439
-Well, this is just
much more lucrative
445
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,565
in this neighborhood
than in mine.
446
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,733
Dana: The usual
447
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,235
and keep the change, honey.
448
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,404
-Hey, I saw a stroller
at your door.
449
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,905
I am a great mother's helper,
450
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,740
if that's something
that might interest you.
451
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,283
-How old are you?
Rory: Thirteen next month.
452
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,785
I have my CPR certification,
453
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,578
and badges in child development,
454
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,122
early literacy, and swaddling.
455
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,082
-Swaddling? Okay
Rory: Uh-hmm.
456
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,084
-Sunflower scouts.
-My business card.
457
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,961
Feel free to reach out anytime.
458
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,463
-You are notary public?
-Uh-hmm.
459
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,467
[car engine revving]
460
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,594
[tires screeching]
461
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471
[upbeat music playing]
462
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,774
[car door slams]
Dana: It's like they heard us.
463
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,610
-After all this time?
464
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,154
-We'd love a plot twist.
465
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:21,828
["Essence" by Wizkid
feat. Tems playing]
466
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,663
♪ Ohh na-na ♪
467
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,874
♪ Omo je ka shi ge-ge woah ♪
468
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,500
♪ Ohh na-na ♪
469
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,169
Robert: You'd really like
this book, I promise.
470
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670
It's two guys talking about
471
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:31,838
medieval construction technique.
472
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,173
-You are so boring.
473
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,507
-You're so hot when you cook.
474
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,842
Robert: Thanks, babe.
475
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,886
How are the neighbors?
-Uh, good.
476
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,220
A bit weird.
477
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,680
-Yeah.
Well, this is a cul-de-sac.
478
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,848
-What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
479
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,682
-The people are weird.
480
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,683
Robert: I didn't know people
481
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,684
are weird in cul-de-sacs.
482
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,353
Wait. Is it culs-de-sac?
483
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,687
Like attorneys general?
484
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,189
-This is give and get out.
485
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,358
-Yeah. I hear you.
486
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,027
Look, when my family
first moved here,
487
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,696
some people didn't know
how to feel about us.
488
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,365
But it's a nice area
489
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,700
and people like to think
of themselves as nice.
490
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,871
So, they try to act nice
until they're actually nice.
491
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,706
-That's nice.
-Uh-hmm.
492
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,208
Don't get me wrong.
I was still a sad little kid
493
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,751
until I found my people.
494
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,211
-By his people,
he means an awkward,
495
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,712
gangly [indistinct]
with a funny accent,
496
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,048
who had just been
dragged across the pond
497
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,883
for his dad's new job.
Naveen: Funny accent?
498
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,219
What are you talking about?
Dude, your accent pulled.
499
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,054
-Still pulls,
if we're being honest.
500
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,889
-You know,
the girls call him Prince Rob.
501
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,391
-[scoffs]
I don't think that's true.
502
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,725
Naveen: It's so true.
503
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,227
-Did you know
the Victorian's for sale?
504
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,896
♪ Turn me out of my mind ♪
505
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,564
-Really?
-I'm assuming that's what
506
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,775
the for sale sign means.
507
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,610
-Yeah. That would indicate that.
508
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,113
-So, why didn't you tell me
somebody was murdered there?
509
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,241
-[scoffs]
What are you talking about?
510
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,492
-The Grant girl.
511
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,079
-Yeah, right.
Alison wasn't murdered.
512
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,580
That's just small town gossip.
513
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,498
-Alison.
514
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,918
So, what happened to Alison?
515
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,588
-[scoffs] I--honestly, like,
516
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,258
it was so long ago
that I don't remember
517
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,427
a lot from about that.
-But you did know her?
518
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,137
-Uh, yeah,
519
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,597
but in the same way that
everybody knows their neighbor.
520
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,307
-Why wouldn't you tell me that?
521
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:08,977
-'Cause I didn't think
it was relevant, babe.
522
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,812
It was like 20 years ago.
523
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,439
There's a reason
they call Hinkley Hills
524
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,606
the safest town in America.
525
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,442
-Uh-hmm. Okay.
526
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,485
Well, is there anything else
527
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,195
you wanna tell me
about this place?
528
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,781
-No.
529
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,868
[suspenseful music playing]
530
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,956
[marching band music playing]
531
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,666
man: Completed in 1902,
532
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,627
Hinkley House was built
by Hinkley Hills founder,
533
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,005
H. Horace Hinkley.
534
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,799
The mining magnate
and philanthropist purchased
535
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:43,470
25,000 acres
of hillside forest in 1898
536
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,306
and developed it
into the thriving suburb
537
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,016
that bears his name.
538
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,143
Today, Hinkley Hills
539
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:53,146
is more than just an idyllic
bedroom community.
540
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,647
It is a shining example
541
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,858
of fellowship
and family values.
542
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:01,029
Hinkley Hills,
the safest town in America.
543
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,074
-[sighs]
544
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,744
[keyboard clacking]
545
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,710
[computer mouse clicks]
546
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,719
-[sighs]
[keyboard clacking]
547
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:30,934
-Here we go.
548
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,062
[sighs]
549
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,025
Judy: Oh, hello.
How may I help you?
550
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,568
-Do you have
a periodical section,
551
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,196
collections of old newspapers,
microfiche maybe?
552
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,532
-I'm doing okay.
Thank you for asking.
553
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,701
-Oh. I'm sorry.
554
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,370
I am a new mom
and I'm practically feral.
555
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,579
-I understand.
556
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:55,917
Oh, what a cute
little mocha munchkin.
557
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,712
Uh, to answer your question,
558
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,755
yes, we have bound copies
559
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,882
of all the Hinkley Hills Heralds
560
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:05,385
dating back to 1946.
561
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,887
Is there a particular date
you're interested in?
562
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,639
-March 15th, 2005.
563
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,560
One moment, please.
564
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,604
[suspenseful music playing]
565
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,909
[Judy clears throat]
566
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,746
I'm afraid that March volume
has been checked out.
567
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,914
-Really?
-It's due back in a week.
568
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,291
You can come back for it then.
569
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,127
-It's a date, Judy.
570
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,297
[eerie music playing]
571
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,723
[suspenseful music playing]
572
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,559
[door slams]
573
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,274
-Bill. You missed a spot, dear.
574
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,905
[lawn mower engine revving]
575
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,041
Samira: Oh, shit.
She brought the dog.
576
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,542
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
577
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,920
It's not even her house.
578
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,880
What is she feeding that dog?
579
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,423
[doorbell rings]
580
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,220
-She gon' be mad when she get
cussed out, some folks.
581
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,555
[Robert snoring]
582
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,265
Samira: Oh, my goodness.
583
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,063
-You are not gonna believe this.
584
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,565
[eerie music playing]
585
00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,234
-Oh, my gosh.
586
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,568
-I know.
587
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:46,736
-So, are we gonna go in?
588
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,446
-Do White ladies love salads?
589
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,739
Hell yeah, we're goin' in.
590
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,408
BRB. I'm gonna go get Lynn.
591
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:53,243
-Rob, honey, if you were awake,
592
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:56,121
I would've asked what
you thought, but oh, oh, well.
593
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,288
[door slams]
594
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:03,086
[eerie music playing]
595
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,963
-I just got a chill.
596
00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,674
Did anybody else get a chill?
597
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,764
-I'll do it.
-I was--I was gonna offer,
598
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,308
but it seems like
you already offered.
599
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,437
-Oh, it's stuck.
600
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,521
Oh, well.
601
00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:24,983
[bangs on door]
[Dana grunts]
602
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:27,527
Lynn: Oh.
603
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,622
[door closes]
604
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:42,125
[door creaks]
605
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,836
-Okay. Everybody, be cool.
606
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,172
-I cannot be
less cool right now.
607
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:52,469
Lynn: This place
looks like a museum.
608
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,137
-Or a mausoleum.
609
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,638
-Oh.
610
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,307
-That's why the lights were on.
611
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,851
They were stagin' the house.
612
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,811
-Hi, home buyers.
How can I help you?
613
00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:04,522
-We are looking
for an enormous house
614
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,191
for our niece.
615
00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:10,070
-[laughs]
Um, we would love a tour.
616
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,572
-[sighs] Follow me.
617
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,033
The owners have instructed
618
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:18,328
that interior photography
is not permitted.
619
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,705
This is the library.
620
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,332
Dana: Very tasteful.
621
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,501
We enjoy literacy.
Lynn: Uh-hmm.
622
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,336
real estate agent:
All of the flooring is original
623
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,838
to the house, which was built
in the Queen Anne's style.
624
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,882
As you can imagine,
a little love
625
00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,176
and a professional sander...
Samira: Uh-hmm.
626
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,178
-...will go a long way.
627
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,013
Feel free
to show yourselves around.
628
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,724
Excuse me. Hello there. Welcome.
629
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,185
Lynn: They discriminate
against older female buyers.
630
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:43,520
This always happens.
631
00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:45,063
Dana: Oh, please. Our niece?
632
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,523
You're a really bad liar.
633
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:48,692
-Well, I had to get him
to take the bait
634
00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,360
or he might have thrown us out.
635
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,195
-Well, it's an open house,
so by definition...
636
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,780
-I'm gonna peek around.
637
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,911
[suspenseful music playing]
638
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,104
[light flickering]
639
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,941
-This is the ugliest kitchen
I've ever seen.
640
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,576
[wood creaks]
641
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:40,910
[bolt clanking]
642
00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:43,121
-Oh, no, no, no.
643
00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:53,256
[camera clicks]
644
00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:54,132
-When did you get here?
645
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:57,677
Okay.
646
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:00,764
[camera clicks]
647
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:03,808
[suspenseful music playing]
648
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:24,954
[door creaking]
649
00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:27,374
[eerie music playing]
650
00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:38,551
-That's creepy.
651
00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:48,853
[light bulb explodes]
-[screams, gasps]
652
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,355
Absolutely not.
653
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:52,857
-Everything okay, ma'am?
654
00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:56,820
-Yes, I'm good.
Great house. Beautiful house.
655
00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,698
[suspenseful music playing]
656
00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:06,579
[wolf howling]
657
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,670
[eerie music playing]
[thunder rumbling]
658
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,046
Dana: Can you believe it?
659
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,548
After 20 years.
660
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,217
-End of an era.
-So, any intel
661
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,219
on our new neighbors to be?
662
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,389
-It was an all-cash deal.
Quick escrow too.
663
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,224
-Oh, they must have
really wanted it.
664
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,184
-He. Just he.
665
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,687
-Go on.
-Hmm, a doctor.
666
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:33,189
-How'd you find that out?
-I have my ways.
667
00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:36,901
He installed a security system
which in my expert opinion
668
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,362
is overkill
for a private residence.
669
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:42,073
You'd only need
a security system that robust
670
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,867
if you are in danger
671
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,870
or you have something
to hide or both.
672
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,539
Dana: I've never heard you say
so many words at once.
673
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:53,209
-Well, I wish him luck
with the monster mansion
674
00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,545
and I hope
he has a good contractor.
675
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,547
-And a good exorcist.
676
00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,632
[eerie music playing]
[thunder rumbling]
677
00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:05,263
[truck beeping]
678
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,436
-Babe, get up.
Robert: Hmm?
679
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:14,898
[mumbles]
-Did you hear that?
680
00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,107
Robert: What?
681
00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:20,779
What?
682
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,948
[suspenseful music playing]
683
00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:30,622
-What time is it?
-2:00 AM.
684
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,917
Something's not right out there.
685
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,503
-Okay. That is so weird.
686
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:41,925
-Is that...
687
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:42,967
-No.
688
00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:48,139
[suspenseful music playing]
689
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,311
-[gasps]
690
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:57,774
Naveen: Yeah.
Samira: Uh-uh.
691
00:30:57,816 --> 00:30:58,942
Those are for the new neighbor.
692
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,777
-But I'm sad and starving.
693
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,445
-Too bad, I'm being nice.
694
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,947
Isn't this the kind of place
where the neighbors
695
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:06,157
act nice until they are nice?
696
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:07,992
-Yes, I did say that.
-Yes, you did.
697
00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,786
-Your mother's
up to something.
698
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,788
-What? I just wanna know
what his deal is.
699
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,957
Don't you?
-Maybe he doesn't have a deal.
700
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,167
A guy moves into
a dilapidated haunted house
701
00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,169
at 2:00 AM. Come on.
702
00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,671
-Uh-hmm.
-He definitely has a deal.
703
00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,798
-That is weird, weird.
704
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,133
-When did you pick that up?
705
00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:24,175
-Ninja.
706
00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:28,722
[upbeat music playing]
707
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,478
-[clears throat]
708
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,855
[wood creaking]
709
00:31:47,032 --> 00:31:49,576
[crow squawking]
710
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:54,873
[suspenseful music playing]
711
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:07,719
[plate clanking]
712
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:21,149
[slow music playing]
713
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:24,944
-I got him.
714
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,112
Five minutes on the left boob
715
00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,322
and he was out like a light.
716
00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:28,782
-That's great, babe.
-Great?
717
00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:30,283
It's a miracle, okay?
718
00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:31,785
If he can go to sleep
when it's dark outside
719
00:32:31,826 --> 00:32:33,995
in a stationary position,
that is a game changer,
720
00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:35,538
a life-affirming moment.
721
00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:38,792
What are you looking at?
722
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:41,002
Robert:
Your brownies are still there.
723
00:32:42,545 --> 00:32:44,130
-Wait, really?
724
00:32:44,172 --> 00:32:46,299
Why won't he eat
the goddamn brownies?
725
00:32:46,341 --> 00:32:48,968
-Uh, maybe he doesn't fuck
with gluten.
726
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,512
-Then throw 'em out
and give us the plate back.
727
00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,639
That's a good plate.
-It doesn't make sense.
728
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:55,850
Everyone likes brownies.
They're the Beyoncé of dessert.
729
00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:57,310
-And if they don't...
730
00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,853
both: ...they're just
being contrary.
731
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:00,980
-Jinx? Maybe he just didn't
see you put 'em there.
732
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,982
-The camera was on, on.
733
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,859
-Hmm. Sorry.
734
00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:06,486
I just love it
when you get all lawyer-y.
735
00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:08,154
-Order in the court.
Robert: Oh, counsel,
736
00:33:08,196 --> 00:33:10,490
please approach the bench.
-I object.
737
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,200
-Is there anything else
you've noticed?
738
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:14,160
-Hmm.
-Curtains opening and closing.
739
00:33:14,202 --> 00:33:15,078
Could he be watching us?
740
00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:16,996
-Definitely could be.
741
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,039
Robert: I think we will, uh...
742
00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:22,877
[Miles crying]
743
00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:24,004
-He always knows.
744
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,172
-No, I got too cocky.
745
00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:28,675
I flew too close to the sun
and now he's punishing me
746
00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,844
like a tiny vengeful God.
747
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,887
-It's all right.
I'm gonna go drive him around.
748
00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:37,017
Samira: Okay.
[Miles crying]
749
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,727
Robert: I'm coming. I'm coming.
750
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,732
Samira: Thank you.
751
00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:47,193
-I'll be back in a sec.
752
00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:48,862
-Love you.
Robert: Love you.
753
00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,363
Get some rest, baby.
754
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,740
Come on.
755
00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,452
[Samira sighs]
756
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,542
Fuck it.
757
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:06,546
[upbeat music playing]
758
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,882
-I'm reclaiming my plate.
759
00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:12,385
Who does he think he is?
Not eating my brownies?
760
00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:14,929
I love my brownies.
I eat them my damn self.
761
00:34:18,475 --> 00:34:19,934
Uh-hmm.
762
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:30,737
[suspenseful music playing]
763
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:33,073
[thunder rumbling]
764
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,116
[crows squawking]
765
00:34:42,624 --> 00:34:44,459
-He can keep the damn plate.
766
00:34:53,009 --> 00:34:55,011
[door banging]
767
00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:00,975
-[sighs] Shit!
768
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:07,148
[soft music playing]
[crickets chirping]
769
00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:30,463
[police car beeps]
[chatter on radio]
770
00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:32,132
-Hey, is everything all right?
771
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,134
-Hands where I could see 'em.
772
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,301
-What's happenin'?
773
00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:36,469
-We got a call
about a trespasser
774
00:35:36,511 --> 00:35:37,804
at the old Grant house.
775
00:35:37,846 --> 00:35:39,347
-And guess
who matches the description.
776
00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:41,808
Robert: Hey.
777
00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:43,309
What the hell is going on?
778
00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:45,478
-New owner said they saw
a Black person
779
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,688
skulking around the property.
780
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:49,149
-This is a big misunderstanding.
781
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,151
-Is it? Because apparently
it happened twice.
782
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,485
-I was just
dropping off brownies.
783
00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:54,195
-Hey. This is my wife
784
00:35:54,237 --> 00:35:57,490
and our house where,
where we lived with our son.
785
00:35:57,532 --> 00:35:58,533
-Fuck off!
786
00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:01,536
Robert Fisher?
787
00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:05,373
Danny Daniels from high school.
788
00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,334
I heard you moved back.
789
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:08,710
[Miles crying]
[Danny laughs]
790
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:10,170
-It's okay. Baby, it's okay.
791
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,880
Mommy is right here.
-Sorry, man.
792
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:13,381
You know we gotta take the call.
793
00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:15,675
This is nuts.
794
00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:18,011
[sighs] Consider this dropped,
my good man.
795
00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:19,179
-Okay.
796
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:22,390
-Aw. Yeah, don't worry about it.
797
00:36:22,432 --> 00:36:24,059
They all kinda look
like that at that age.
798
00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:28,396
Robert Fisher, [laughs]
799
00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,106
as I live and breathe.
800
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,525
You folks have a great evening.
801
00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:33,735
-Thank you.
802
00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:38,865
-Did you just thank the cops?
803
00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:40,533
-Oh, shit.
804
00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:41,868
[car engine revving]
805
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,745
-The fuck is wrong with me?
806
00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:45,288
I'm sorry, babe. I--
807
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:50,377
We can't live across the street
from someone like that.
808
00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,586
I mean, what would have happened
809
00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:52,587
if I hadn't gotten there
when I did?
810
00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:54,756
[doorbell rings]
811
00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:01,721
-What's up, man?
This is some bullshit.
812
00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,390
That freak narc will rue the day
813
00:37:03,431 --> 00:37:05,558
he stepped foot
in Hinkley Hills.
814
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,936
Huh. Yeah, just used
rue the day in a sentence.
815
00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,562
[doorbell rings]
Naveen: You're welcome.
816
00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,106
[door opens and creaks]
817
00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:12,899
Robert: Hey.
Dana: Hey.
818
00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:14,567
Todd told me what happened.
819
00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:16,569
-I heard it
on the police scanner.
820
00:37:16,611 --> 00:37:19,572
Dana: The hell.
What do you need, babe?
821
00:37:19,614 --> 00:37:21,408
You need some wine?
822
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,742
How about some ice cream?
823
00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:24,411
You want a hitman?
I know people.
824
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:26,246
-I'm people. Say the word.
Samira: Okay.
825
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:27,747
We can hold on the latter,
826
00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:29,916
but I could use some wine.
827
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,584
-Yeah,
it's the cure-all for all.
828
00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:33,253
-Even racial profiling?
829
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,588
Todd: We share your rage.
830
00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:37,632
He will not last long here.
831
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:39,092
Naveen:
Spoken like a true hater.
832
00:37:39,134 --> 00:37:40,593
I love this energy, my dude.
[doorbell rings]
833
00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:42,262
Dana:
Oop, there's the sommelier now.
834
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,763
Lynn: Oh, Rob,
835
00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:46,766
this is lunacy
of outrageous proportions
836
00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,810
and we won't stand for it.
837
00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:50,603
Should I get some glasses?
838
00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:52,272
-Yes,
please make yourself at home.
839
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,648
[Lynn exhales]
Dana: Come here.
840
00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,108
Lynn: Okay. Yeah. Shove over.
841
00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,444
I think we should all
sleep here tonight
842
00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:59,654
safety in numbers,
hunkered down.
843
00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:01,114
Someone should
always be on watch, right?
844
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:02,449
Like in the Marines?
845
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:03,950
-Yes. I will--
I will be out front...
846
00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,285
Lynn: Good. Okay, good.
-...the entire time.
847
00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:07,454
Dana: And a lot of coffee
so I will--
848
00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:09,664
I'll stay up all night.
And sleep out there like a...
849
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:11,291
-Todd, um, we gotta, like,
850
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:14,502
stick together right now
and form an alliance...
851
00:38:14,544 --> 00:38:15,795
-Uh-uh.
-...right?
852
00:38:15,837 --> 00:38:17,464
-I'm a lone wolf.
Lynn: As a united front.
853
00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:19,132
-I got some big ass flashlights.
854
00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:20,842
I'm gonna bring over
about 10 of them.
855
00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:22,635
-Do you have stuff that you
brought home from the Marines?
856
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,304
Dana: I had a lot of stuff
in the garage.
857
00:38:24,346 --> 00:38:26,681
I just have to remember
the password for that case.
858
00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:27,640
Lynn: Oh, wow.
859
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:30,685
[dramatic music playing]
860
00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:39,694
[wolf howling]
[crickets chirping]
861
00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:44,199
Samira: Are those fireflies?
862
00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:46,868
Robert: Yeah.
863
00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:50,330
-I always wanted to see
fireflies growing up
864
00:38:50,372 --> 00:38:52,499
but you can't see 'em
in the city.
865
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,918
It's like spotting a fairy
in the wild.
866
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,382
It's not fair.
867
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,885
I was just starting
to feel at home here.
868
00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:09,057
There's space and the community.
869
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:14,020
I damn sure
don't wanna drag no stroll
870
00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:15,730
up four flights of stairs.
871
00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:18,274
[sighs]
872
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:26,408
I think we should stay.
873
00:39:27,909 --> 00:39:30,578
I want Miles to have fireflies
874
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,372
and our family
is not gonna be run out
875
00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:35,583
by some racist,
brownie-hating prick.
876
00:39:39,629 --> 00:39:41,381
-We're doing this.
877
00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:43,091
-Hell yeah, we doing this.
878
00:39:54,769 --> 00:39:56,396
Robert: Comin' in?
879
00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:57,605
-In a minute.
880
00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:02,110
I wanna smell
the sweet suburban air.
881
00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:18,960
[eerie music playing]
882
00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,185
-Oh, shit.
883
00:40:39,647 --> 00:40:42,650
[suspenseful music playing]
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