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# I know we're older now
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# And lost again
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# Down at the cul-de-sac
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# You left, my friend
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# Will you come back
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# Come back again?
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# Will you come back
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# Come back again?
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# I put the kettle on
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# The wise man's song
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# For you. #
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Hello, Michael.
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Morning... Morning.
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Yeah, I was just wondering about
your garden, actually, mate,
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to be honest.
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What about it?
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Well, I mean, it's getting a bit
overgrown now, you know.
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Starting to cut out a lot
of light, so...
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Right, well, I'll sort that, then.
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Wicked. OK, you reckon
you'll get a chance?
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Definitely. Awesome.
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Did you get the letter from
the council?
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Probably. I never open them.
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Bloody council, eh?
Always after something.
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Well, there might one about
the, erm...
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Doesn't matter.
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You reckon you'll get a chance,
though?
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Take it back a bit? Yep.
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Yes. Awesome. Awesome.
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All right. See you later, buddy.
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Cheers, Cliff.
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It's Clive.
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See you soon!
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Oi, oi!
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Here he is then,
The Beard, The Legend!
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WILD LAUGHTER
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Michael! Michael!
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Mike!
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WILD LAUGHTER
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All right, Brigham?
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# Wow!
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# She's got it
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# Yeah, baby, she's got it... #
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TANNOY JINGLE
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Can Kacey come to Sealants
and Grouting with a mop and bucket?
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Trish, it's Gordon, what's this mop
for? Has something been spilled?
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Speak to me, Trish.
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TANNOY: Just a spillage in
Sealants and Grouting.
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Use the comms, please, Trish.
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What's been spilled?
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TANNOY: Just trying to find out.
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Use the comms, Trish, not
the tannoy.
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TANNOY: Some sort of sealant.
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Get a mop. Get it cleaned up.
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Uh, no, you don't understand.
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Why would we sell six screws in
a biodegradable paper bag,
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when if we only sell them in
polyurethane tubs of 500,
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the customer is forced into buying
much more of them?
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Making us much, much more money.
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I see.
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Do you have a hand-drill?
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INCREDULOUSLY: A hand-drill?
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We stopped stocking
hand-drills in 1953.
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What was 1953?
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The Queen's Coronation.
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Have you been on your break? Which
break - lunch break? Tea break.
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No.
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Vending machine needs stocking up.
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Double Deckers. Double Deckers.
Got it.
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And beef Discos, then go on your
break.
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Double Deckers, beef Discos, break.
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SHE MOUTHS
TANNOY: Could the owner of a small
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child wearing yellow dungarees
please come to the power tools
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section in aisle three.
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Michael! Michael!
You out clubbing tonight?
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WILD LAUGHTER
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Absolute legend!
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See you there.
Mine's a whisky and coke!
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Hello, Hilary.
Oh, hello, love.
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He's in the lounge. Thanks.
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Has he been all right?
Yeah, I think so.
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Building his contraptions.
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Telling his stories, you know.
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Keeping everyone amused.
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See you later.
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Oh.
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Hello, Dad. Ah. You all right?
Hello, son.
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You back from your travels?
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I haven't been anywhere, Dad.
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I must have nodded off.
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You've been busy.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Does it work?
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Erm, sometimes, yeah.
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Here you are, then.
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Oh? Have a go.
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Where does it start?
On the book.
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What here? Yes. Yeah.
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CHUCKLING
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CHIMING
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CHUCKLING
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That is fantastic, Dad!
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Oh, well.
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Utter waste of time.
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Oh, I don't know.
It keeps your brain ticking over.
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Who brings you the Brazil nuts?
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You what? You've always got
a bowl of shelled Brazil nuts.
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Oh, yeah, she gives 'em to me,
Gladys.
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Her granddaughter brings them
for her,
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but her dentures can't cope with
the nuts,
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so she just sucks the chocolate off.
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I never touch them.
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So, er, what have you been up to?
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You know, this and that.
Working at the DIY place.
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Ah. How's Clea?
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Is she well?
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Clea went away, didn't she, Dad,
years ago now.
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You remember? We don't know where
she went.
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Oh, shit, I forgot.
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Yeah. At Christmas-time.
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Yes. Christmas Eve.
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No news?
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No answers? No.
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Just questions.
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Lots of questions.
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I'm sorry, son.
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It's all right.
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I actually don't mind talking
about her.
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Friends tend to avoid the subject.
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Ow!
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What is it?
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A draughts piece? No, hang on...
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Pontefract cake.
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Oh, I know who you are!
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I know who's doing it!
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SNORING
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Bastards!
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Hey, it's all right, Dad.
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While I remember, would you post
my competitions for me?
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Yeah, yeah. Of course I will.
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Can't you get one of the staff here
to post them for you?
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I don't trust them. They just chuck
them in the bin.
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Dad, I'm sure they wouldn't,
but, yes, I'll take them for you.
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What are you going to win?
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Er, fishing equipment,
knitting machine,
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and, er, this one's a hot tub.
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Oh, nice, all very useful.
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Here you go, dinner's up.
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Shall I leave you to it?
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All right, sunshine.
Will I see you tomorrow?
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Yeah. I'll be here.
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Maybe we can talk about her, then.
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Who...? Who's that?
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Clea. Clea...
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Oh, Clea! Oh, lovely Clea.
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Give her my love.
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I love you, Dad.
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PHONE RINGS
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# And the tape rolls on
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# Another year gone... #
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DOOR SHUTS
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We don't encourage people to be
creative here.
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We pretend we do.
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Take the paint mixing service,
for example.
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People think they're making
something unique, but really we're
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only allowed to mix them in one of
a dozen different ways.
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You see, we can't run the risk of
a customer
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accidentally discovering a brand-new
colour, copyrighting it,
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and then going on to make millions.
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Like what happened in the United
States of America.
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Somebody discovered a new colour?
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Never seen before.
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They're going to introduce it over
here next year, but we're going to
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have to change all our printers
and tellies
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so that they can deal with it.
Well, what's it called?
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Frelliple. Frelliple?
Probably.
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What's it look like?
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Now you're asking!
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It's kind of a very dark
sort of white.
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With sort of... It's gre... If you
can imagine a kind of red and blue.
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It's like stripes, it's almost
see through.
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It's basically tartan.
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It's impossible to describe.
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One thing I do know is that,
as soon as I can,
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I am treating myself to a shirt made
from the finest frelliple silk.
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Have you taken your break?
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I've only been here an hour!
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Take your break now, because Andre's
in the warehouse this afternoon.
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Now?
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All right?
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It's Kace... Kacey? Yeah.
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I didn't realise you were in today.
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Yeah, I've been in here an hour
and a half. No-one's noticed. Oh.
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Do you...? Do you want a cup of tea
or are you not bothered?
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Is that beard itchy?
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Itchy? No.
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Why would I have a beard if it
was itchy?
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Looks itchy.
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Looks like it would feel itchy.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Why do you have a beard?
Why do you wear a hat?
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I'm not wearing a hat.
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No, but if you were, that would be
my response to you.
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Why do you have your ears pierced?
That's a better example.
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Why do you have your ears pierced?
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Just because. There you go.
It's... It's just because.
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Mm.
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That were funny before when you
thought I was calling you a wanker.
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Who were you calling a wanker,
Gordon?
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Of course Gordon.
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I mean, don't you think he's such
a wanker?
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I haven't really thought about it.
Go on, have a think.
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Yeah, I suppose he is a bit.
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Yeah, you watch, now that
I've pointed it out,
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you'll notice it all the time.
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QUIETLY: Christ..
Are you on your break? Yep.
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How long have you been on your
break? About ten minutes.
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How long have you been on
your break?
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Two minutes, you literally just sent
me on my break.
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See?
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Have you been here years, then?
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Five years.
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Can I...? Yeah.
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What did you do before this?
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I was an underwater welder.
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What does that mean?
Which part, underwater or welder?
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Both, when you put them together.
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Well, I welded things that were
underwater,
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which meant that I had to go
underwater, too.
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In like the diving gear
and everything?
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Almost always.
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What sort of things need welding
underwater?
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Ships, oil rigs...
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Mainly ships and oil rigs.
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But isn't welding like fire?
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Yes. Oh, so how does that
work, then?
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Would you like me to explain?
No, actually, you're all right.
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Why'd you give it up?
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It's a young man's game,
underwater welding.
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You can't do it for too long.
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Takes its toll.
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And did you have the beard then,
or..?
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No. I wouldn't have been able to get
a watertight seal
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around me diving mask.
Oh, yeah, I was going to say.
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Hi, Hilary, is he in...?
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Hello, love. He's in his room. OK.
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Can I have a word?
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It's a bit awkward.
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Your dad's been taking the empty
water bottles
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and hiding them in his room.
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The water cooler bottles?
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The thing is they collect the
empties on Wednesday.
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What's he taking them for?
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I don't know, he's saying it
wasn't him.
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Well, are you sure it was him?
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I've seen him taking them.
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He keeps an eye out for when
they're nearly empty
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and then smuggles them away
when he thinks no-one's looking.
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All right, er, thanks, Hilary.
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I'll see if I can work out
what's going on!
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KNOCKING
262
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Hello, Dad. Hello, son.
Come on in.
263
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,720
Shut the door. You all right?
What are you looking for?
264
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,760
Shut the door.
265
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,840
I remembered something.
266
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,080
Something that'd help with
your problem.
267
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,320
What problem was that?
268
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,040
What we talked about yesterday.
269
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,240
You know, I know where you can get
some answers.
270
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:13,000
I am sorry, Dad, I'm being dim.
What were we talking about?
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Homunculi!
272
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,240
Come again?
273
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,520
Alchemy.
274
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,520
Can't talk about it here.
They'll be listening in.
275
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,680
Let's go for a walk.
276
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,280
Take a look in there.
277
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,480
What've you got these for, Dad?
278
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,520
Did I ever tell you about Egypt?
279
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,840
I think so, yes, when you were on
National Service?
280
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,120
That's right.
When I was there I met a man,
281
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,880
an old mystic, Italian, and he was
studying metaphysics
282
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,760
and alchemic lore. OK...
283
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,800
Anyway, I became an apprentice,
really, so to speak.
284
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,400
I was the only one he trusted to
help him with his experiments.
285
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,800
OK...
286
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:09,880
Eventually this brilliant man
managed to grow, and generate
287
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homunculi, tiny prophets who lived
in great glass jars full of water.
288
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,280
Wait a minute, Dad. I remember this
story. You used to tell it to me
289
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before bed. Little people in jars.
290
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,480
But, Dad, I don't think it actually
happened.
291
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,760
Oh, it did happen, I was there,
I saw them, there were six of them.
292
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:32,800
Yeah, I remember, there was
a king and a queen, a monk...?
293
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:38,360
A knight, a peasant and a seraph,
exquisite little beings.
294
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,920
They could predict the future.
295
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,920
Yeah. They could answer any
question,
296
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once they had reached
the State of Divination,
297
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,280
and they had to answer truthfully.
298
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,960
That was my favourite story, Dad.
299
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,480
Dad, are you sure that you
didn't get it from a book?
300
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,800
No, no, no.
301
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,360
I wrote it in a book. I wrote the
instructions all down in a journal.
302
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,360
But it's... It's gone.
303
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,680
I can't find it.
304
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,280
Well, I've got a lot of your things,
remember, at my house.
305
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,080
I said I'd look after them for
you when you moved in here.
306
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,920
Well, that's where it'll be, then.
And it's all written down.
307
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:14,200
OK, Dad. Dad, Dad, listen, even if
I can find it,
308
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,960
you're not allowed to practise
alchemy in the Golden Years Garden.
309
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,960
No, no. It's up to you. You're
the one who wants the answers.
310
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,200
They'll be able to tell you
where Clea is.
311
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,760
Oh, Dad... No, no.
312
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,560
The prophets will tell you where
she is, and you go find her
313
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,920
and bring her back.
314
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,760
I'll guide you.
That's what the bottles are for.
315
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,880
Take all the bottles, fill them with
rain water - got to be rain water.
316
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,960
You'll need some other ingredients
but the journal will take you
317
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,560
through all that. You've just got to
find the journal.
318
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,040
Come on.
319
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,720
Yeah, that's it.
320
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,440
He thinks I'm taking them out to
the car.
321
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,960
It's a long story. All right if
I leave them round the corner?
322
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,760
Yeah. All right, love, thanks.
323
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,600
He should be all right now.
324
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,720
See you tomorrow.
325
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,080
Michael!
326
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,040
All right, mate?
You're looking well.
327
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,040
Hello, Roy.
328
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,640
I went round the house earlier.
329
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,280
Yeah, no, I was here
visiting Dad.
330
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,200
I've been trying to call you.
Left a few messages.
331
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,560
Yeah, sometimes I...
I forget to check.
332
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,960
I forget to turn it on.
333
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,760
I need to speak to you, Michael.
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
334
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,640
Shall we go back to the house? No.
335
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,280
There's a cafe around the corner.
336
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,640
Pickles.
337
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,400
Do you want something?
338
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,960
Oh, erm, sausage, egg and chips,
please.
339
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,000
Who's paying? I'm skint, mate.
340
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,280
Just a cup of tea, please.
Two, thanks. No problem.
341
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,240
How are you? Are you well?
342
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,760
Skint. I just told you.
343
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,880
I'm paying for three kids while
she's sat on her fat arse
344
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,200
eating crisps.
345
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,560
Are they still down south?
In Reading, yeah.
346
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,560
How often do you get to...?
347
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,040
I don't, Michael. I'm living in
a shitty flat above a Costcutter
348
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,600
so they can't come to me.
And I'm not welcome down there,
349
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,400
so weeks, months go by
between visits.
350
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,520
Sorry.
351
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,480
Thank you. You're welcome.
352
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,240
This place is named after the dog
that found the World Cup.
353
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,280
Pickles.
354
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,000
I don't know what the connection is.
355
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,600
I don't think he was from
around here.
356
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,840
It's time to give back what's
mine, Michael.
357
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,640
What if she comes back?
358
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,840
Clea is not coming back.
What if she does?
359
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,520
Michael, they found her car on
the Severn Bridge.
360
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,280
Yes, and she wasn't in it.
361
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,480
Mate, I don't know whether I miss
her as much as you do,
362
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,880
I think about her every day.
363
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,080
She was my sister.
364
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,200
But there's nothing I could
have done.
365
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,760
And I've made my peace with that.
366
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,720
This Christmas it'll be seven years.
367
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
We can apply for a presumption
of death.
368
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,880
I want the house back, Michael.
369
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,280
It belongs to me.
What are you going to do, move in?
370
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,480
No, I'm going to sell it.
371
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,720
Well, I'll stay on until you find
a buyer.
372
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,520
No-one's going to buy it, the state
it's in.
373
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,840
Needs to be cleared out, there might
be structural damage,
374
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,840
there might be... I've got to go.
375
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,640
For Christ's sake, Michael, I drove
past there this afternoon.
376
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,960
The guttering's hanging off,
the garden's impenetrable,
377
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,840
Christ knows what it's like inside.
378
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,800
It's time to take your head out of
the sand, mate.
379
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,000
She's not coming back!
380
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,120
Good evening, Olive, you all
right, love?
381
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,040
Hello, Michael.
382
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,480
What's that... Fertiliser?
383
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,840
No, these plants are all plastic.
Don't need watering,
384
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,080
don't need fertilising.
385
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,800
Oh, right, so what is that you were
sprinkling?
386
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,400
Slug pellets.
387
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,680
Sorry, if the flowers are plastic,
what are the slugs eating?
388
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,120
The slug pellets.
389
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,840
Oh, right.
390
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,600
Cheerio, then.
391
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,720
Oh, I tell you who I saw here today.
392
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,080
Yeah. Who was that?
393
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,240
Your brother-in-law, Roy.
394
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,400
He was looking for you.
395
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,880
ARGUING
396
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,960
Well, I'd say let the robots
take over.
397
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,880
Hiya, Michael! Olive!
You all right? Yeah.
398
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,520
Hello, Michael.
Hello, Bev.
399
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,680
Best be off, Olive.
400
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,960
Cheerio, then, Mike.
401
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,000
We were never married.
402
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,440
What's that, love?
403
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,480
It's just you said brother-in-law,
404
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,720
but Clea and I,
405
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,640
well, we were never married.
406
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,800
Cheerio!
407
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,000
THUNDER RUMBLES
408
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,760
# I know we're older now
409
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,320
# And lost again
410
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,760
# Down at the cul-de-sac
411
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,640
# You left, my friend
412
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,400
# Will you come back?
413
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,880
# Come back again... #
414
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,280
Elliot! Come in, lad.
415
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,440
# Will you come back?
416
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,680
# Come back again
417
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,680
# I put the kettle on
418
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,320
# The wise man's song
419
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,120
# For you
420
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,240
# I took a needle and thread
421
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,720
# To make amends with you
422
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,000
# And the tape rolls on
423
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,080
# Another year gone
424
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,200
# And I await your cue
425
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,520
# I put the kettle on
426
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,200
# The wise man's song
427
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,920
# For you. #
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