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Deux kirs cassis. 6 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,880 {\an8}-Je voulais pĂȘche. 7 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,680 {\an8}-Un cassis et un pĂȘche. 8 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:32,640 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes français ? 9 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:36,760 {\an8}-Quoi ? 10 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,840 {\an8}-C'est le costume ? 11 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,200 {\an8}C'est pas ça. 12 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,400 {\an8}On est du coin. -C'est un malentendu. 13 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,520 {\an8}-On comprend. 14 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,600 {\an8}-Ah. -On s'habille 15 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 {\an8}comme l'occupant. 16 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,640 {\an8}-Hou lĂ . 17 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,760 {\an8}-On leur fait quoi, 18 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:49,960 {\an8}aux collabos ? 19 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,160 {\an8}-Je vous connais. T'es Max, 20 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,320 {\an8}le livreur. -Oui. 21 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,920 {\an8}-Ah oui, le bon Ă  rien ! 22 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,600 {\an8}Il s'est tapĂ© ma clĂŽture. 23 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:57,800 {\an8}-Oui. 24 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,200 {\an8}-Ah oui, c'est toi. 25 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,000 {\an8}Donc t'es LĂ©on. -Oui. 26 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,640 {\an8}Donc t'es LĂ©on. -Oui. 27 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,160 {\an8}-Tu t'es tapĂ© ma fille. -Oui. 28 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,040 {\an8}-VoilĂ . 29 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,400 {\an8}-Non, vous vous trompez. 30 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:06,960 {\an8}-Violette ? -Oui. 31 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,680 {\an8}-C'est ma femme. -FĂ©licitations. 32 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,560 {\an8}-Je parlais de Louise, ma cadette. 33 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,320 {\an8}-Les amours de jeunesse. 34 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,160 {\an8}Les deux ? -Ouais. 35 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,080 {\an8}Mais ça valait le coup. 36 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,400 {\an8}-Je comprends. 37 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,320 {\an8}-A MACON ! 38 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,720 {\an8}Fracas 39 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,840 {\an8}-Attache-les, ils vont tout nous raconter. 40 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,920 {\an8}Musique intrigante 41 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:42,960 {\an8}... 42 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,160 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 43 00:02:45,360 --> 00:03:00,000 {\an8}... 44 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:22,720 {\an8}... 45 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,120 {\an8}-Tirez-vous, c'est notre coin. 46 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,160 {\an8}-Elle est bonne ? 47 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,440 {\an8}-Elle est gelĂ©e. Alcooliques ! 48 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,800 {\an8}-Ah, allez. 49 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,680 {\an8}-Vous bossez pas ? 50 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,120 {\an8}Au lieu de vous en mettre dans le cornet Ă  9h. 51 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,040 {\an8}-Il est 9h ? Je suis en retard ! 52 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,400 {\an8}-Et toi, LĂ©on, t'es pas en retard ? -Non. 53 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,440 {\an8}-Si. -Ah oui, si. 54 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,400 {\an8}-Et aprĂšs, vous me filez un coup de main. 55 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,760 {\an8}-Ben alors ! 56 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,040 {\an8}Merde ! Non ! 57 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,000 {\an8}-Bonjour, M. Francis. 58 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,720 {\an8}-T'es en retard. -En fait... 59 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,680 {\an8}-Ah, la fĂȘte ! 60 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:00,000 {\an8}On fait la fĂȘte ! 61 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,080 {\an8}On fait la fĂȘte ! 62 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,200 {\an8}On bouge son cul, on boit des coups. 63 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,120 {\an8}Hein ? 64 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,280 {\an8}J'en bois, moi, des coups ? 65 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,400 {\an8}Ecoute-moi bien. 66 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,360 {\an8}Continue Ă  traĂźner avec ce grand con, 67 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,560 {\an8}tu vas rater ta vie. 68 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,040 {\an8}Attention avec la camionnette. 69 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,480 {\an8}Regarde-le, le con. 70 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,320 {\an8}Maladroit, toujours dans la lune. 71 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,240 {\an8}-Vous inquiĂ©tez pas, M. Francis. 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,000 {\an8}-Merde ! Non ! 73 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,280 {\an8}Merde ! 74 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,960 {\an8}-T'as rĂ©flĂ©chi ? 75 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,720 {\an8}-J'ai rĂ©flĂ©chi ? 76 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,280 {\an8}-Le mariage. 77 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,520 {\an8}-Le mariage ? 78 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,480 {\an8}Ah. 79 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:33,880 {\an8}Juliette. 80 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,960 {\an8}Je suis mariĂ© avec le vent. 81 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,360 {\an8}Et j'ai pas envie de te faire de peine. 82 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,520 {\an8}Mais je serai toujours lĂ  pour te protĂ©ger. 83 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,240 {\an8}Viens lĂ . 84 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,400 {\an8}-LĂ©on ! 85 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,480 {\an8}-M. Poitou ! 86 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,200 {\an8}-TĂącheron. 87 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,440 {\an8}Trois jours que t'es lĂ . OĂč en est la clĂŽture ? 88 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,520 {\an8}-Elle avance. 89 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,000 {\an8}-Tu te fous de ma gueule ? 90 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,960 {\an8}-Deux ou trois choses Ă  ajuster. 91 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,360 {\an8}Oh, M. Poitou... 92 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,360 {\an8}-DĂ©gage. 93 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,840 {\an8}-Je dĂ©gage. 94 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,280 {\an8}Air de musette 95 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:19,680 {\an8}... 96 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,400 {\an8}Ah ! 97 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,200 {\an8}-LE PINARD ! LE PINARD ! 98 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,000 {\an8}LE PINARD ! LE PINARD ! 99 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,800 {\an8}LE PINARD ! LE PINARD ! 100 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,160 {\an8}-Profitez, les gars. 101 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,000 {\an8}C'est peut-ĂȘtre votre dernier pinard. 102 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,360 {\an8}-Ils ferment dĂ©jĂ  ? 103 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,720 {\an8}-La guerre. 104 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,000 {\an8}BientĂŽt, elle sera chez nous. 105 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,640 {\an8}L'enfer. 106 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,720 {\an8}-Quelle guerre ? 107 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,400 {\an8}Y a les accords de Munich, on est peinard. 108 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,280 {\an8}-Le pinard ? -Lulu... 109 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,200 {\an8}-Coucou ! C'est qui ? 110 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,520 {\an8}-Ma petite poissonniĂšre. 111 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,160 {\an8}-Comment t'as devinĂ© ? 112 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,120 {\an8}-C'est la voix. Tu nous cherches une table ? 113 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,720 {\an8}C'est mignon, ça. 114 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,000 {\an8}Ce soir, elle y passe, elle. 115 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,120 {\an8}Ce soir, elle y passe, elle. 116 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,480 {\an8}Ah oui. 117 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,200 {\an8}Ben quoi ? 118 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,160 {\an8}-Ca remplit pas beaucoup, je trouve. 119 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,600 {\an8}-Justement, elle se donne deux fois plus. 120 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,320 {\an8}-Oui, j'ai compris. 121 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,480 {\an8}-T'es oĂč, toi ? 122 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,640 {\an8}-Je fais dans la qualitĂ©, moi. 123 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,240 {\an8}Bonsoir. 124 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,560 {\an8}-Bonsoir. 125 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,360 {\an8}-Excusez-moi. Pardon ! 126 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,920 {\an8}-Nibards ! 127 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,640 {\an8}-Oublie, elle sait pas ce qu'elle veut. 128 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,320 {\an8}-Ah ! Michel ! 129 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,640 {\an8}-MICHEL ! 130 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,040 {\an8}-Vous Ă©tiez oĂč ? 131 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,440 {\an8}Vous deviez m'aider Ă  l'orphelinat. 132 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,520 {\an8}Ils vous attendaient, 133 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,480 {\an8}les mĂŽmes. 134 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,800 {\an8}-T'en rajoutes, lĂ . 135 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,680 {\an8}-"Celui qui tend la main sans attendre en retour 136 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,520 {\an8}"sera le plus grand des hommes 137 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,360 {\an8}"et il recevra en retour 138 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,760 {\an8}"sans qu'il ait Ă  tendre la main." 139 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,480 {\an8}Allez voir ailleurs ! Vous faire d'autres copains... 140 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,160 {\an8}-Ailleurs qu'Ă  MĂącon ? On est les patrons, ici. 141 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,000 {\an8}Et ailleurs, les gens sont pas comme nous. 142 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,400 {\an8}Et ailleurs, les gens sont pas comme nous. 143 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,600 {\an8}-On va monter un bar. 144 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,000 {\an8}Des copains, on s'en fait quand on veut. 145 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,600 {\an8}-Max, t'es virĂ© ! 146 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,800 {\an8}-Bon, lui, non. 147 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,160 {\an8}-Vous dĂ©shabillez ma femme ? 148 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:10,920 {\an8}-Lui non plus. 149 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:12,800 {\an8}-Bagarre ! 150 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,600 {\an8}La musique s'accĂ©lĂšre. 151 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,280 {\an8}-Je vais me le faire. 152 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,880 {\an8}-Allez. 153 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,280 {\an8}C'est reparti. 154 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:33,160 {\an8}... 155 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,200 {\an8}-Pas les bouteilles ! 156 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,600 {\an8}Elles sont consignĂ©es. 157 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,760 {\an8}-Et celle-lĂ  est consignĂ©e ! 158 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,200 {\an8}... 159 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,520 {\an8}-Alors comme ça, je te tripote ? 160 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,320 {\an8}Je t'apprendrai Ă  raconter des bobards. 161 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,440 {\an8}-Plus de pinard ! 162 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 {\an8}-Max ? T'es lĂ . 163 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,080 {\an8}On se tire ! 164 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,240 {\an8}-D'accord. 165 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,000 {\an8}-J'ai pris des provisions. 166 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,840 {\an8}-J'AI PRIS UNE TABLE, LEON. 167 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,000 {\an8}... 168 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,800 {\an8}... 169 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,080 {\an8}Des cloches sonnent. 170 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,960 {\an8}... 171 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,000 {\an8}-Merde, je suis en retard ! 172 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,440 {\an8}Ah non, je suis virĂ©. 173 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,800 {\an8}-Donc... Je suis mariĂ© avec le vent. 174 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,360 {\an8}Eh oui. Donc... 175 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,880 {\an8}Allez, sois chic. 176 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,440 {\an8}-Il est dĂ©jĂ  9h. 177 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,720 {\an8}10h ! 178 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,200 {\an8}11h ? 179 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,600 {\an8}Bordel, il est quelle heure ? 180 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,000 {\an8}-Y a un rassemblement sur la place. 181 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,720 {\an8}-Ah, c'est toi ? 182 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:33,680 {\an8}-Non. 183 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,240 {\an8}-C'est moi, ça ? 184 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,400 {\an8}C'est moi ? -Oui. 185 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:43,960 {\an8}-Il se passe quoi ? 186 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,520 {\an8}-La guerre est dĂ©clarĂ©e ! 187 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,880 {\an8}-C'est obligĂ© d'ĂȘtre pour la France ? 188 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,080 {\an8}-NON, NON, NON ! 189 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,280 {\an8}-Si. Dans quelques jours, on sera tous en enfer. 190 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,360 {\an8}La plupart s'en sortiront pas. 191 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,000 {\an8}FauchĂ©s par une mitrailleuse, Ă©clatĂ©s sur une mine. 192 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,160 {\an8}FauchĂ©s par une mitrailleuse, Ă©clatĂ©s sur une mine. 193 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,680 {\an8}BroyĂ©s sous un char, 194 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,880 {\an8}dĂ©chiquetĂ©s par un obus. 195 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,360 {\an8}-Max ! Max ! 196 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,080 {\an8}Les combines pour se faire rĂ©former, tu connais ? 197 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,280 {\an8}-Ouais... 198 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,080 {\an8}-Max, mouline ! -Oui, oui, oui ! 199 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,800 {\an8}-Oh ! -Oui, oui, oui ! 200 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,400 {\an8}-Apte ! 201 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,160 {\an8}Et bonne guerre. 202 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,280 {\an8}Au suivant ! 203 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,640 {\an8}-Je ne vois rien ! Je suis dans le noir. 204 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:31,920 {\an8}-LĂ . -Ah, d'accord. 205 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,880 {\an8}Ma vue va m'empĂȘcher de me battre. 206 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:35,880 {\an8}Oh, le morceau ! 207 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,160 {\an8}-La vue, c'est bon. 208 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,080 {\an8}-Merde. 209 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,240 {\an8}-On est orphelins. 210 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,720 {\an8}-Pupilles de la nation ? 211 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,440 {\an8}-Oui. -On est pupilles ? 212 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,960 {\an8}-Nos parents sont morts Ă  la Grande Guerre. 213 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,600 {\an8}Dans de terribles souffrances. 214 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,440 {\an8}-De terribles souffrances. 215 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,040 {\an8}Quelle annĂ©e ? 216 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,720 {\an8}-1922. 217 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,240 {\an8}-1922. 218 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,160 {\an8}-AprĂšs l'Armistice, des dissidents ont continuĂ©. 219 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,320 {\an8}-L'Armistice, c'Ă©tait quand ? 220 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,000 {\an8}-14 juillet. 221 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,200 {\an8}-14 juillet. 222 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,600 {\an8}D'oĂč les feux d'armistice. 223 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,960 {\an8}-Ecoutez-moi, les tire-au-flanc, 224 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,560 {\an8}sans handicap physique, 225 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,720 {\an8}vous partez. 226 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,520 {\an8}-Avoir qu'une couille, c'est un handicap ? 227 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,160 {\an8}-Mais ferme-la ! 228 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,720 {\an8}-Oui, c'est un handicap. 229 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,760 {\an8}-J'ai qu'une couille. 230 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,000 {\an8}-C'est plus une histoire 231 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:18,920 {\an8}de honte. 232 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,000 {\an8}Ca n'empĂȘche pas de se battre. 233 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,640 {\an8}Allez, au suivant. 234 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,400 {\an8}-On est pas dans la merde. 235 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,400 {\an8}-Bon, ça va. 236 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,680 {\an8}-Vous avez toutes vos couilles ? -Oui. 237 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,640 {\an8}-Ah ! 238 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,520 {\an8}Les voilĂ , mes petits poussins ! 239 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,680 {\an8}Alors, ça y est ? 240 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,480 {\an8}On est la fiertĂ© de la nation ? 241 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,760 {\an8}-Planque-la dans ta cave, la fiertĂ© de la nation. 242 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,080 {\an8}-En parlant de cave... 243 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,160 {\an8}-Ton pire pinard. 244 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,520 {\an8}-Que veux-tu, c'est la guerre. 245 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,720 {\an8}-Fiche-moi la paix. 246 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,560 {\an8}-T'es le seul Ă  nous dire au revoir. 247 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,360 {\an8}-Au moins, vous partez ensemble. 248 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,120 {\an8}L'amitiĂ©, c'est comme un diamant. 249 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,000 {\an8}Ca s'entretient, ça se polit. 250 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 {\an8}Ca s'entretient, ça se polit. 251 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,920 {\an8}Mais si vous le cassez, c'est fini. 252 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,240 {\an8}-Merci, Michel. 253 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,520 {\an8}-Bon. 254 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,080 {\an8}Allez. 255 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,120 {\an8}-LĂ©on ! 256 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,880 {\an8}Mon LĂ©on ! 257 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,120 {\an8}LĂ©on ! 258 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,760 {\an8}-Finalement, y a des gens qui... 259 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,880 {\an8}-Allez, on y va ! C'est la guerre ! 260 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,760 {\an8}-M'oublie pas, 261 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,920 {\an8}mon LĂ©on ! 262 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,440 {\an8}-On a pas de tire-bouchon ! 263 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,360 {\an8}-Michel, on a pas de tire-bouchon ! 264 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,440 {\an8}-Oubliez pas. 265 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,640 {\an8}La fraternitĂ©, c'est comme une hirondelle. 266 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,640 {\an8}-On s'en fout ! -On veut pas y aller ! 267 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,840 {\an8}Musique intrigante 268 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,640 {\an8}-Pichon. 269 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,320 {\an8}Je suis l'adjudant Pichon. 270 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,480 {\an8}Cette compagnie va filer droit. 271 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,640 {\an8}Nous sommes l'honneur de la France. 272 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,040 {\an8}Et croyez-moi, 273 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,920 {\an8}on va la gagner, cette guerre. 274 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,440 {\an8}Des questions ? 275 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,080 {\an8}-Oui. Moi, mon adjudant. 276 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,000 {\an8}On trouve que pour gagner la guerre, 277 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,520 {\an8}On trouve que pour gagner la guerre, 278 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,960 {\an8}y a des choses Ă  amĂ©liorer. 279 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:02,880 {\an8}La bouffe. 280 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,360 {\an8}C'est quoi, cette soupe aux croĂ»tons de bois ? 281 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,840 {\an8}On est des viandards. 282 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,640 {\an8}-La viande Ă  la moutarde ! 283 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,680 {\an8}-Les sanitaires. 284 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,800 {\an8}-Et les sanitaires. Si on appelle ça sanitaires. 285 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,240 {\an8}PlutĂŽt un trou 286 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,200 {\an8}pour chier. 287 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,800 {\an8}-Une cloison serait pas du luxe. 288 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,720 {\an8}-Ca me dĂ©concentre aussi. 289 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,840 {\an8}-Vous voyez ? 290 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,800 {\an8}-Y a pas que ça. 291 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,600 {\an8}-Je me perds tout le temps... 292 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,640 {\an8}-On a trouvĂ© les petits rigolos de service. 293 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,200 {\an8}Ils vont nous faire quoi ? 294 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,800 {\an8}Des spectacles ? 295 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,960 {\an8}Des claquettes ? 296 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,880 {\an8}Ils vont faire des claquettes ! 297 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,000 {\an8}On fout les bottines et en avant ! 298 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,960 {\an8}1, 2, 3, 4 ! 299 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,880 {\an8}-Adjudant Pichon ! 300 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,560 {\an8}-Excusez-moi, mon capitaine. 301 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,360 {\an8}-Ca va aller, mon petit. 302 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,840 {\an8}C'est "Pichon" ou "P'tit con" ? 303 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,880 {\an8}-Pichon. 304 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,040 {\an8}Ca m'arrive Ă  chaque fois. 305 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,160 {\an8}-Allez, poursuivez. 306 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,280 {\an8}-Bien. 307 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,000 {\an8}CorvĂ©e pour nos vedettes. 308 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,240 {\an8}Ca vous fera le cul. 309 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,960 {\an8}Dites... 310 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,000 {\an8}Ca, lĂ . 311 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,200 {\an8}Ca dĂ©gage. 312 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,480 {\an8}Musique militaire 313 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,640 {\an8}-Alors, les gars. 314 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,240 {\an8}Vous prĂ©parez quoi de bon ? 315 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,320 {\an8}Dites rien ! 316 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,760 {\an8}Surprise ! 317 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,360 {\an8}-Je sais pas ce qu'on bouffe, mais... 318 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,440 {\an8}-Du nerf, bande de chiffes molles ! 319 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:46,120 {\an8}... 320 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,240 {\an8}-MĂŽme. -Moi, moi, moi ! 321 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,320 {\an8}-Pion ! 322 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,400 {\an8}Coudray. 323 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,520 {\an8}Tiens, t'as qu'Ă  finir. 324 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,600 {\an8}-Et nous, mon adjudant ? 325 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,280 {\an8}-J'ai deux lettres. 326 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,200 {\an8}-C'est vrai ? -Non. 327 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,840 {\an8}-HĂ© ! Je me demandais... 328 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,440 {\an8}Pour combien tu passes une nuit torride avec Pichon ? 329 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,840 {\an8}Tu peux rentrer Ă  MĂącon le lendemain. 330 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,040 {\an8}-50 balles. 331 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,080 {\an8}Non, gratos ! 332 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,040 {\an8}-J'aurais dit pareil. 333 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,520 {\an8}Et pour combien tu te mutiles ? 334 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,440 {\an8}Si t'es blessĂ©, ils te renvoient chez toi. 335 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,800 {\an8}-Tu me mutiles, je te mutile. 336 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,600 {\an8}Fais gaffe. -Oui ben, ça va. 337 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,800 {\an8}-Oui ben... 338 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,760 {\an8}-Attends. 339 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,360 {\an8}Si je te mutile, comment tu me mutiles ? 340 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,360 {\an8}-Quoi ? 341 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,960 {\an8}-Moi aussi, je veux rentrer. 342 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,840 {\an8}Tu me mutiles d'abord. -Non, toi. 343 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,200 {\an8}-Non, toi. -Toi. 344 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,240 {\an8}-Toi d'abord. 345 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,880 {\an8}Je me mutile tout seul. 346 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,360 {\an8}-Tu vas te faire mal. 347 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,320 {\an8}-Tu vas voir. 348 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,240 {\an8}-J'ai envie de voir. 349 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,800 {\an8}-Je me mutile tout seul. 350 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,800 {\an8}Tu me dĂ©concentres. 351 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,360 {\an8}-Ah ben, forcĂ©ment. 352 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,680 {\an8}Donne-moi ça. 353 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,720 {\an8}-Mutile-toi. 354 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:00,000 {\an8}-Moi, je vais me mutiler. 355 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,840 {\an8}-Moi, je vais me mutiler. 356 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,160 {\an8}-Vas-y. 357 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,680 {\an8}-OK, toi en premier. 358 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,160 {\an8}-On se mutile Ă  deux. 359 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,560 {\an8}-On peut pas. 360 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,200 {\an8}Coup de feu Cri 361 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,400 {\an8}-Merde. On a mutilĂ© qui ? 362 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,000 {\an8}-Je ne sais pas qui a fait ça... 363 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,440 {\an8}MĂȘme si j'ai ma petite idĂ©e. 364 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,360 {\an8}Mais toutes vos permissions sont annulĂ©es pour les prochains jours. 365 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,680 {\an8}-A toi, Ă  toi ! 366 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,760 {\an8}-Une imitation ! 367 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:49,920 {\an8}-Facile. 368 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:53,880 {\an8}-Un animal ? 369 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,280 {\an8}-Une autruche ! Un furet ! 370 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,240 {\an8}-Un lapin. 371 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,280 {\an8}-Une loutre. 372 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,280 {\an8}-Il est connu ? 373 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,360 {\an8}-Marlene Dietrich ! 374 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 {\an8}-C'est un mĂ©tier. 375 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,600 {\an8}-MarĂ©chal-ferrant ! 376 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,920 {\an8}-Un grand marĂ©chal-ferrant. 377 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,360 {\an8}-Des nouilles ! 378 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,480 {\an8}Des nouilles. 379 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,320 {\an8}-Mais c'est Hitler ! 380 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,760 {\an8}-Tu le fais mal. 381 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,480 {\an8}-Une imitation ! 382 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,840 {\an8}-Capitaine Lassard ! -Exact ! 383 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,440 {\an8}-"Je suis pas content. 384 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,640 {\an8}"Quand je suis pas content, 385 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,680 {\an8}"certains terminent au placard." 386 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,640 {\an8}Alors ? 387 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,000 {\an8}-Pichon ? 388 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,240 {\an8}-Trop facile ! 389 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,320 {\an8}-Vous devinez ça ? Je fais des mimes, moi. 390 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,480 {\an8}Comme ça. 391 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,280 {\an8}-Je suis un acteur, moi. 392 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,440 {\an8}-Qu'est-ce que ça vient foutre dans l'histoire ? 393 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,680 {\an8}Ca vient foutre quoi ? 394 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,360 {\an8}On s'en fout, que vous soyez allĂ©s Ă  Charleville-MĂ©ziĂšres. 395 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,520 {\an8}-Moi, j'Ă©tais complĂštement dedans. 396 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,040 {\an8}Ca m'aide Ă  comprendre les personnages, les enjeux. 397 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,320 {\an8}-J'ai un cousin lĂ -bas. Vous le connaissez ? Thierry. 398 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,000 {\an8}-Non. 399 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,480 {\an8}-Dommage. 400 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,200 {\an8}-C'est bon, on peut continuer ? 401 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,000 {\an8}-C'est mon cousin. -C'est bon. 402 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,560 {\an8}-C'est mon cousin. -C'est bon. 403 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,880 {\an8}-Quand on rentrera Ă  la maison... 404 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,240 {\an8}-La maison... 405 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,280 {\an8}-Tu remets la petite Yvette ? 406 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,440 {\an8}-Yvette... 407 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,560 {\an8}-J'irai lui faire deux, trois politesses. 408 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,240 {\an8}Musique douce 409 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,240 {\an8}-Elle est pas chouquette. 410 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,320 {\an8}-Ouais, elle est pas chouquette. 411 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,840 {\an8}J'irai voir quelqu'un d'autre. 412 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,480 {\an8}Explosion 413 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,400 {\an8}C'est toi ? 414 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,760 {\an8}-Ben non. 415 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:30,880 {\an8}Merde ! 416 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,320 {\an8}-Tous Ă  vos postes ! 417 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,000 {\an8}Alerte ! -Les schleus attaquent ! 418 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,120 {\an8}-Vous Ă©tiez oĂč ? 419 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,880 {\an8}-Transmission. -Oui, mon capitaine ? 420 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,200 {\an8}-Vous avez eu le commandement ? 421 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,640 {\an8}-Non, mon capitaine. 422 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,040 {\an8}Mais on me dit que 20 divisions nous arrivent dessus, juste lĂ . 423 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,200 {\an8}-Ca fait beaucoup. 424 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,680 {\an8}-En soldats, ça fait... -Beaucoup. 425 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,800 {\an8}-Ils sont passĂ©s par la Belgique, Luxembourg et Pays-Bas. 426 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,320 {\an8}-On est pris en tenailles. 427 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,000 {\an8}-On est encerclĂ©s comme des cons 428 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,320 {\an8}et ils sont pas foutus de nous donner un ordre. 429 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,520 {\an8}-Mon capitaine. 430 00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,880 {\an8}-On fait quoi ? 431 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,840 {\an8}-Barrez-vous. 432 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,880 {\an8}-TrĂšs bonne initiative ! 433 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,400 {\an8}-Oh ! 434 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,800 {\an8}Restez lĂ  ! 435 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,320 {\an8}DĂ©serter, mon capitaine ? Vous n'y pensez pas ! 436 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,880 {\an8}-C'est un ordre, Pichon. 437 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,040 {\an8}On dĂ©croche. 438 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,840 {\an8}Bon, on y va ? 439 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,280 {\an8}-Allez ! -C'est une honte 440 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,400 {\an8}pour l'armĂ©e. 441 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,280 {\an8}-Je ne condamnerai pas... 442 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,920 {\an8}-Ca va ? 443 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:42,320 {\an8}-En formation, soldats. Tenez vos positions. 444 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,360 {\an8}-On va se faire massacrer. 445 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,480 {\an8}-Ils sont Ă  200 m. 446 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,560 {\an8}-Maintenant, je dirige cette compagnie 447 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,720 {\an8}et on reste. 448 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,720 {\an8}Si vous dĂ©sertez, vous serez traitĂ©s comme tel. 449 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,000 {\an8}Revenez ! 450 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,520 {\an8}Revenez ! 451 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,160 {\an8}DĂ©serteurs ! 452 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,080 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 453 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,720 {\an8}-Guerre de merde ! 454 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:11,200 {\an8}... 455 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,160 {\an8}Bordel ! 456 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,080 {\an8}Ordre en allemand 457 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,560 {\an8}... 458 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,000 {\an8}-Nom de Dieu de bordel de cul qui font chier ! 459 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:32,040 {\an8}... 460 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,080 {\an8}-Je suis touchĂ© ! 461 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,360 {\an8}-C'est une gamine. 462 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,760 {\an8}AĂŻe ! DĂ©gage. 463 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,440 {\an8}-Que faites-vous lĂ  ? 464 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,880 {\an8}Vous ĂȘtes pas au front ? 465 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,520 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes pas partie ? -Les Boches sont lĂ  ! 466 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,880 {\an8}-On a moins peur que vous. 467 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,720 {\an8}Nous, en 14, on tenait bon. 468 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,640 {\an8}On Ă©tait pas des pĂ©tochards ! 469 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,200 {\an8}Avec vous, on est pas prĂšs de gagner. 470 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,640 {\an8}-C'Ă©tait pas des pĂ©tochards, 471 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,000 {\an8}mais ils ont crevĂ©. 472 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,520 {\an8}mais ils ont crevĂ©. 473 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,400 {\an8}On veut pas notre nom sur un monument. 474 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,240 {\an8}Alors planquez-nous ! 475 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,200 {\an8}-Nom de Dieu ! 476 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,760 {\an8}-Cachez-vous. 477 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,760 {\an8}Elle est belle, 478 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,960 {\an8}l'armĂ©e française. 479 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,280 {\an8}-Soldats français ? 480 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,240 {\an8}-J'ai une tĂȘte de soldat ? 481 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,000 {\an8}Fracas -Putain mais Max ! 482 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,320 {\an8}Il parle allemand 483 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,880 {\an8}-Le chat et le chien. Faut pas les laisser s'Ă©chapper, 484 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,960 {\an8}ils vont encore tout crotter. 485 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,960 {\an8}Il miaule. 486 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,840 {\an8}Il aboie. 487 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:56,640 {\an8}... 488 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:58,840 {\an8}-Hande hoch! 489 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,160 {\an8}Hande hoch! 490 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,640 {\an8}-Enfilez leur tenue. 491 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,320 {\an8}HabillĂ©s comme ça, vous vous ferez prendre. 492 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,880 {\an8}-Elle a butĂ© deux Allemands. 493 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,240 {\an8}-C'est la guerre ! 494 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,800 {\an8}-Pile Ă  notre taille. -Il est mort dedans. 495 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,080 {\an8}-Vous faites pas prendre. 496 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,560 {\an8}-On va faire attention. 497 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,480 {\an8}-Je dis ça pour la France. 498 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,800 {\an8}Ca ferait mauvais genre. 499 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,880 {\an8}-Au revoir, toi. 500 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,960 {\an8}-Merci. On y va. 501 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,360 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 502 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,360 {\an8}-Allez, on y va ! 503 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,760 {\an8}-On y va. 504 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,840 {\an8}Allez, allez. 505 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,320 {\an8}-C'est pas gagnĂ©. 506 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,520 {\an8}-Non. 507 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,960 {\an8}Cris en allemand 508 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,480 {\an8}-HĂ© ! 509 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,520 {\an8}... 510 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,040 {\an8}-Oh ! HĂ© ! 511 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,400 {\an8}Oh ! HĂ© ! 512 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,000 {\an8}Regardez les deux, lĂ  ! 513 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,080 {\an8}Regardez les deux, lĂ  ! 514 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,160 {\an8}AĂŻe ! 515 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,040 {\an8}-Faut les aider. -On peut rien faire. 516 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,840 {\an8}-Ils sont Ă  nous, ceux-lĂ  ! 517 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,960 {\an8}-Allez, Max. 518 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,600 {\an8}Je vais conduire. 519 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,920 {\an8}-D'accord. 520 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,000 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 521 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,080 {\an8}... 522 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,120 {\an8}Merde. 523 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,520 {\an8}-C'est pas grave, on les suit. 524 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,200 {\an8}Puis on file Ă  MĂącon. 525 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,560 {\an8}-Bonjour. 526 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,360 {\an8}Merci. 527 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,920 {\an8}-Eh ben, on est pas dans la merde. 528 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,000 {\an8}-T'es sĂ»r de la route ? 529 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,400 {\an8}-Mais oui, on va vers le sud. 530 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,440 {\an8}Ah non. 531 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,040 {\an8}-On y va sur une roue ? 532 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,280 {\an8}-Oh, fais gaffe, LĂ©on ! 533 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,360 {\an8}-Merde, ils sont lĂ  ! Demi-tour ! 534 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,240 {\an8}-Je fais ce que je peux ! 535 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,600 {\an8}-T'es revenu sur le front ! 536 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,560 {\an8}-C'Ă©tait pour voir s'ils Ă©taient encore lĂ . 537 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,360 {\an8}-Laisse-moi conduire. 538 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,360 {\an8}-Non ! 539 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,000 {\an8}-Ca suffit, les dĂ©tours ! 540 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,840 {\an8}-Ca suffit, les dĂ©tours ! 541 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,800 {\an8}-D'accord, mais fais gaffe. 542 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,600 {\an8}Au moins, on a eu un aperçu de la France. 543 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,440 {\an8}Max ! 544 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,160 {\an8}Oh lĂ  ! 545 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,000 {\an8}-Allez. 546 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,840 {\an8}-J'aurais pas dĂ» te laisser conduire. Tu l'as flinguĂ© ! 547 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,240 {\an8}-Il a juste trop chauffĂ©. 548 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,040 {\an8}Si t'indiquais correctement, on serait pas paumĂ©s ! 549 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,040 {\an8}-On est Ă  cĂŽtĂ© de MĂącon ! 550 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,520 {\an8}Trop chauffĂ© ? 551 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,880 {\an8}-On est Ă  la mer ! 552 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,280 {\an8}-On l'a jamais vue. C'est l'occasion. 553 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,880 {\an8}Explosions 554 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,120 {\an8}-On ira un autre jour ! 555 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,960 {\an8}-Il nous faut des habits de civils. 556 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,920 {\an8}On peut pas se faire prendre en soldats allemands. 557 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,640 {\an8}-Je piquerais bien une tĂȘte. 558 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,680 {\an8}Musique rhythm and blues 559 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,000 {\an8}... 560 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:15,400 {\an8}... 561 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,520 {\an8}Avec un accent allemand -Enlevez les frocs ! 562 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,760 {\an8}-Hein ? 563 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,040 {\an8}Schnell, achtung ! 564 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,680 {\an8}...schuldigung, Schwarzwald. 565 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,880 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte ! 566 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,560 {\an8}-LĂąchez vos armes. Ils sont deux, nous sommes quatre. 567 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,200 {\an8}-Nous serons constituĂ©s prisonniers. 568 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,200 {\an8}N'est-ce pas ? -Ja, ja ! 569 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,320 {\an8}-Soldats, obĂ©issez. -Non. 570 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,240 {\an8}Donnons l'exemple, Beaulieu. 571 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,680 {\an8}Vous voulez nos frocs, messieurs ? 572 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,080 {\an8}TrĂšs bien. 573 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,600 {\an8}Ton froc, Beaulieu. 574 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,320 {\an8}-Quoi ? -Ton froc. 575 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,680 {\an8}-Il a demandĂ© aux soldats. 576 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,760 {\an8}-Tu baisses ton froc. 577 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:00,000 {\an8}-Je baisse pas mon froc. -Tu baisses ton froc ! 578 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,520 {\an8}-Je baisse pas mon froc. -Tu baisses ton froc ! 579 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,560 {\an8}Nom de Dieu. 580 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,960 {\an8}-C'est pas mon meilleur slip. 581 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,040 {\an8}-HĂ© ! 582 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,360 {\an8}Demande plutĂŽt les frocs des soldats. 583 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,720 {\an8}Si on nous prend en gradĂ©s, on est fusillĂ©s. 584 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,200 {\an8}-Il tient Ă  se foutre Ă  poil. 585 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,160 {\an8}Musique rhythm and blues 586 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:23,200 {\an8}... 587 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,720 {\an8}Il fout quoi ? 588 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:46,600 {\an8}... 589 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,000 {\an8}-Ca va, Beaulieu ? 590 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,160 {\an8}Pour la France. 591 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,000 {\an8}-Parfait, encore Ă  notre taille. 592 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,280 {\an8}-Parfait, encore Ă  notre taille. 593 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,880 {\an8}-Faut trouver des tenues de civils. 594 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,320 {\an8}-Commandants Beaulieu et Poulain ? 595 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,320 {\an8}-Oui ? 596 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,800 {\an8}-Les Allemands sont lĂ . Le bateau est prĂȘt. 597 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,720 {\an8}-Attendez, attendez. 598 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,040 {\an8}Sur un autre ton. On est commandants. 599 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,120 {\an8}-Non, lĂ . 600 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,440 {\an8}-On est commandants. 601 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,520 {\an8}Et on foutrait quoi sur un bateau ? 602 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,240 {\an8}-Il est oĂč, ce bateau ? 603 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,640 {\an8}-Suivez-moi. 604 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,040 {\an8}-On est pas dans la merde ! 605 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,480 {\an8}-Moi, je me sens trĂšs bien dedans. 606 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,560 {\an8}-Plein de rebondissements. 607 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,600 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes allĂ©s en Angleterre. 608 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:41,960 {\an8}-Yes, indeed. 609 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:42,880 {\an8}-T'as dit quoi ? 610 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,560 {\an8}-Ca veut dire oui ! 611 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,720 {\an8}-C'est de l'anglais. 612 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,240 {\an8}Londres. 613 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,360 {\an8}Je connais bien. 614 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,200 {\an8}Musique douce 615 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,600 {\an8}1936. 616 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,640 {\an8}Barnaby Street. 617 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,000 {\an8}J'arpentais les rues avec cette pĂ©pĂ©... 618 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,200 {\an8}J'arpentais les rues avec cette pĂ©pĂ©... 619 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,920 {\an8}-Excusez-nous. -Ouais ? 620 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,680 {\an8}-On aimerait terminer notre histoire en premier. 621 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,840 {\an8}-Et on la connaĂźt dĂ©jĂ . 622 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:06,920 {\an8}-Je l'ai racontĂ©e ? 623 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,200 {\an8}-OUI ! 624 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,760 {\an8}-Donc... 625 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,560 {\an8}Nos amis SS prĂ©tendent qu'ils se sont pointĂ©s Ă  Londres 626 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,000 {\an8}sans se faire dĂ©masquer. 627 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,400 {\an8}Ca te fait marrer ? 628 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,600 {\an8}-Ah non. 629 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,920 {\an8}-Bravo, messieurs ! Bravo ! 630 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,840 {\an8}Bon, ça va. 631 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,120 {\an8}Ca va, ça va. 632 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,920 {\an8}Prenez exemple, vous autres. 633 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,000 {\an8}Les commandants Beaulieu 634 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,200 {\an8}et Poulain 635 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,000 {\an8}sont un commando Ă  eux tout seuls. 636 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,360 {\an8}sont un commando Ă  eux tout seuls. 637 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,360 {\an8}Des messages interceptĂ©s, dix panzers... 638 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,080 {\an8}sabotĂ©s. 639 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,600 {\an8}Et vous avez rejoint Londres. 640 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,520 {\an8}-Mon colonel, il faut qu'on vous dise... 641 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:15,840 {\an8}En fait... 642 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,080 {\an8}-C'Ă©tait 12 panzers. 643 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,080 {\an8}-12 ? -Une douzaine. 644 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,320 {\an8}Presque 13. 645 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,920 {\an8}Mais ça porte malheur. 646 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,280 {\an8}-Je crois que vous faites erreur. -Non. 647 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,680 {\an8}-Si tous mes hommes pouvaient ĂȘtre comme vous. 648 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,400 {\an8}Ces dĂ©serteurs, je les fusillerais tous. 649 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,840 {\an8}Un par un. 650 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,680 {\an8}-On peut parler de 15 panzers, je crois. 651 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,680 {\an8}On a eu un problĂšme de mĂšche. 652 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,240 {\an8}-Un problĂšme de mĂšche ? 653 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,920 {\an8}Vous faites sauter des chars Ă  la mĂšche ? 654 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,240 {\an8}Quel type de mĂšche ? 655 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,640 {\an8}-De la mĂšche de 4. -4,5. 656 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,920 {\an8}-Oui, 5. 657 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,440 {\an8}-4, 4,5, 5. 658 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,640 {\an8}Pour que ça explose bien, 5. 659 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,600 {\an8}-Les explosifs, ça explose... 660 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,000 {\an8}Ca explose pas. 661 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,080 {\an8}Ca explose pas. 662 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,800 {\an8}-Ah, c'est ça ! 663 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,520 {\an8}C'est comme chez nous. 664 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,200 {\an8}-Qu'est-ce qu'on fout ? 665 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,040 {\an8}On a dit qu'on avouait. 666 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,080 {\an8}-On va vous donner une chambre et boire un coup. 667 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,680 {\an8}-Ca peut attendre demain. 668 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,400 {\an8}-Allez, Ă  cheval ! 669 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,000 {\an8}-Votre chambre, commandants. -Merci, soldat. 670 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,920 {\an8}Alors... Oh, pĂ©tard ! 671 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,600 {\an8}-Je propose : 672 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,240 {\an8}On dort lĂ  ce soir, on visite les bars, et on file. 673 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,240 {\an8}-Tu rigoles ? 674 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,560 {\an8}T'as vu la piaule ? 675 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,680 {\an8}On s'est tapĂ© un an de front, on peut profiter. 676 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,080 {\an8}On frappe. 677 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,360 {\an8}-Qu'est-ce qu'il veut, ce... 678 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040 {\an8}Oui ? 679 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,320 {\an8}-Commandant Beaulieu. 680 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,320 {\an8}-Bonjour. -C'est qui ? 681 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,000 {\an8}-Alice Marchal. 682 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,000 {\an8}-Comme le colonel ? 683 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,440 {\an8}-Comme le colonel ? 684 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,600 {\an8}-J'assiste mon pĂšre dans ses fonctions. 685 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,280 {\an8}-Du coup, vous avez le mĂȘme nom. 686 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,880 {\an8}Fracas 687 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,640 {\an8}Vous devrez former les nouveaux arrivants 688 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,960 {\an8}Ă  vos techniques de combat. 689 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,080 {\an8}-Avec plaisir. 690 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,360 {\an8}Pour le corps Ă  corps, je donne des cours particuliers. 691 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,560 {\an8}-Vous ne seriez pas Ă  la hauteur. J'ai plusieurs leçons d'avance. 692 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,880 {\an8}A demain. 693 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,040 {\an8}-A demain. 694 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,280 {\an8}Elle me veut. 695 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,160 {\an8}Tu t'es fait mal. 696 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,520 {\an8}Il joue horriblement mal. 697 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:45,800 {\an8}... 698 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,120 {\an8}-Excellent. 699 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,040 {\an8}Vraiment. 700 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,080 {\an8}C'Ă©tait la Marseillaise. 701 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,960 {\an8}Petites recrues, premiĂšre leçon. 702 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:55,920 {\an8}Les armes. 703 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,240 {\an8}Le coup part. 704 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,000 {\an8}-On n'oublie pas la sĂ©curitĂ©. 705 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,520 {\an8}-On n'oublie pas la sĂ©curitĂ©. 706 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,680 {\an8}-On oublie pas. 707 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,440 {\an8}Alice Marchal, vous passez la premiĂšre. 708 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,520 {\an8}Montrez-moi de quoi vous ĂȘtes capable 709 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,960 {\an8}pour qu'on se marre. 710 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,040 {\an8}-VoilĂ  ce qu'il ne faut pas faire. 711 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,040 {\an8}Le chargeur est vide. 712 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,440 {\an8}Comment fait-on en cas d'attaque surprise ? 713 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,360 {\an8}-Bien vu. 714 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,600 {\an8}-S'il avait eu un casque ? 715 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,960 {\an8}-S'ils Ă©taient deux ? 716 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,560 {\an8}Sonnerie 717 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,880 {\an8}-Elle nous aime pas. 718 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,120 {\an8}-Si, on se cherche. 719 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,640 {\an8}Dans trois jours, elle est dans mon plumard. 720 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,680 {\an8}-Dans une semaine, on est Ă  la maison. 721 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,200 {\an8}Musique enjouĂ©e 722 00:31:48,400 --> 00:32:00,000 {\an8}... 723 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:08,880 {\an8}... 724 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,920 {\an8}Rires enregistrĂ©s 725 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:20,720 {\an8}... 726 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,360 {\an8}-Pourquoi inventer un engin pareil 727 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,000 {\an8}pour diffuser ce genre d'Ăąneries ? 728 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,560 {\an8}-Ca marchera jamais. Les gens sont pas si cons. 729 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,720 {\an8}Can you "change" ? 730 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,080 {\an8}Change? 731 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,000 {\an8}Oh, Alice. Alice ! 732 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,320 {\an8}Alice ! 733 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,000 {\an8}Alice Marchal. 734 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,280 {\an8}Alice Marchal. 735 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,280 {\an8}-Commandant Beaulieu. 736 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,840 {\an8}-Casse-toi, toi. 737 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,440 {\an8}-Ca va pas ou quoi ? 738 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,760 {\an8}-J'ai cru qu'il y avait un bombardement, tout va bien. 739 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,560 {\an8}-C'est ridicule. 740 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,240 {\an8}-Quel est le problĂšme ? 741 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,960 {\an8}Y en a un autre ? C'est le colonel Marchal ? 742 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,400 {\an8}Ca crĂšve les yeux. 743 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,360 {\an8}-C'est mon pĂšre ! 744 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,800 {\an8}Laissez-moi tranquille. 745 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,800 {\an8}-Tant pis pour vous. 746 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,480 {\an8}-Vous n'ĂȘtes pas mon genre. 747 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,680 {\an8}-C'est rentrĂ©. 748 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,560 {\an8}-Il faut offrir des fleurs. -Vous en voulez ? 749 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,560 {\an8}-Je dĂ©teste ça. 750 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,720 {\an8}Et on invite 751 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,000 {\an8}une femme Ă  dĂźner. 752 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,040 {\an8}-Comment ? 753 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,760 {\an8}-Vous voulez qu'on dĂźne ? 754 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,160 {\an8}-Jamais de la vie. 755 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,240 {\an8}Demain soir. Et j'aurai dĂ©jĂ  dĂźnĂ©. 756 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,520 {\an8}-"Et j'aurai dĂ©jĂ  dĂźnĂ©." 757 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,840 {\an8}Je vais pas dĂźner tout seul ! 758 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,600 {\an8}-Vous avez pas des saucissons ? 759 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,240 {\an8}Ca pousse Ă  consommer. 760 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,640 {\an8}On en aura, dans notre bar, avec LĂ©on. 761 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,000 {\an8}-Avec Beaulieu. 762 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,080 {\an8}-Avec Beaulieu. 763 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,800 {\an8}-Il t'arrive quoi ? 764 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000 {\an8}-J'en ai marre. 765 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,320 {\an8}Je veux rentrer. 766 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,320 {\an8}A MĂącon. 767 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,040 {\an8}-LĂ , on est du bon cĂŽtĂ©. 768 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,880 {\an8}On est FFL, mon vieux. 769 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,680 {\an8}Et dans FFL, y a "libre". 770 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,040 {\an8}-On est pas FFL ! 771 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,920 {\an8}-On est pas FFL... 772 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,320 {\an8}On a le droit de rire, quand mĂȘme. 773 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,520 {\an8}Allez, soldats, exercice ! 774 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,800 {\an8}-Oui, mon commandant. 775 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:23,880 {\an8}-VoilĂ . 776 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,000 {\an8}Tu veux nous envoyer en taule ? 777 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,760 {\an8}Je sais ce qui te ferait plaisir. 778 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,680 {\an8}Euh, rhabi... 779 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,760 {\an8}Yeah, rhabiller. 780 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,120 {\an8}Allez, allez ! 781 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,560 {\an8}MĂącon, c'est notre ville 782 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,120 {\an8}On va Ă  la guinguette 783 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,920 {\an8}Michel il nous rhabille 784 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,720 {\an8}Pour mettre des coups de quĂ©quette 785 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,440 {\an8}Michel ! Rhabille ! 786 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,120 {\an8}"La vache saute par-dessus la lune." 787 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,600 {\an8}"Est-ce que quelqu'un veut voir ma lune ?" 788 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,520 {\an8}Bonsoir, gĂ©nĂ©ral. 789 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,640 {\an8}-On fait des messages. 790 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,000 {\an8}-TrĂšs bien. Poursuivez. 791 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,320 {\an8}"Les ventres des Anglaises dĂ©bordent. 792 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,840 {\an8}"Ce sont des tonneaux." 793 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,360 {\an8}*"Les ventres des Anglaises dĂ©bordent. Ce sont des tonneaux." 794 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,120 {\an8}-Les ventres qui dĂ©bordent. 795 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,760 {\an8}Rapport au fleuve. 796 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,520 {\an8}On fait sauter les ponts. 797 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,680 {\an8}-C'est ce que j'avais compris. 798 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,920 {\an8}On va la gagner, cette guerre. On va la gagner. 799 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,240 {\an8}-Attention. 800 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,360 {\an8}-Vous vouliez nous voir, mon colonel ? 801 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,320 {\an8}-Oui. 802 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,040 {\an8}Je viens d'avoir le gĂ©nĂ©ral de Gaulle. 803 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,920 {\an8}Il m'a dit ce que vous aviez fait. 804 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,360 {\an8}On prend des initiatives ? 805 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,200 {\an8}On donne des ordres ? 806 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,240 {\an8}-Petit message... 807 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,400 {\an8}-Bravo ! 808 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,400 {\an8}Vous lui avez tapĂ© dans l'oeil. 809 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,240 {\an8}Et il compte crĂ©er 810 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,600 {\an8}un nouveau service. 811 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,520 {\an8}Le BCRA BCG PDLE PIS. 812 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,000 {\an8}Bureau de Renseignements, Espionnage et Sabotage, 813 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,320 {\an8}Bureau de Renseignements, Espionnage et Sabotage, 814 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,640 {\an8}PercĂ©e des Lignes Ennemies et Propagande. 815 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,320 {\an8}-C'est un peu long. -Oui. 816 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,040 {\an8}J'en ai parlĂ© au gĂ©nĂ©ral. 817 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,280 {\an8}On est pas sĂ»rs du nom. 818 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,000 {\an8}On raccourcira peut-ĂȘtre en BCRA. 819 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,520 {\an8}Le gĂ©nĂ©ral compte crĂ©er ce service d'Ă©lite 820 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,840 {\an8}et a pensĂ© Ă  vous pour sa premiĂšre mission. 821 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,040 {\an8}En Syrie. 822 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,200 {\an8}-Nous, les charpentes... 823 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,600 {\an8}-Au Moyen-Orient ? 824 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,800 {\an8}-Affirmatif. 825 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,960 {\an8}Il imite un avion. 826 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:31,520 {\an8}... 827 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,760 {\an8}C'est la dĂ©bandade. 828 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,880 {\an8}Le protectorat se rallie Ă  Vichy. Il faut les stopper. 829 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:38,800 {\an8}-Tu m'Ă©tonnes. 830 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,640 {\an8}-Vous glanerez des informations sur les positions vichystes. 831 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,400 {\an8}Nom de l'opĂ©ration : "Oreilles du dĂ©sert". 832 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,440 {\an8}Vous ĂȘtes nos oreilles. 833 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,000 {\an8}Ca se passe dans le dĂ©sert. 834 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,200 {\an8}Brillant, hein ? -Oui. 835 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,080 {\an8}-Ou "PĂ©riscope". 836 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,560 {\an8}On hĂ©site encore. 837 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,480 {\an8}Enfin, on verra ça plus tard. 838 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,760 {\an8}-OUI, PLUS TARD. 839 00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,960 {\an8}-Vous partez aujourd'hui. 840 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,800 {\an8}Ils sont contents, ces hommes d'action. 841 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,240 {\an8}Vous vous ennuyiez ? 842 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,920 {\an8}Allez, Ă  cheval ! 843 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,880 {\an8}Musique inquiĂ©tante 844 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,040 {\an8}... 845 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,800 {\an8}-Une fois dans le dĂ©sert de Damas, ce sera la routine. 846 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,160 {\an8}Mon ami Bilal vous rĂ©ceptionnera. 847 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,600 {\an8}Il a prĂ©parĂ© l'opĂ©ration Corne de Gazelle. 848 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,120 {\an8}"Corne" car ça impressionne. 849 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,040 {\an8}Et "gazelle" car vous allez courir vite. 850 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,320 {\an8}-D'accord. Comment ça s'ouvre ? 851 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,880 {\an8}-Faut tirer ! 852 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,360 {\an8}-Voici votre couverture. 853 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,600 {\an8}Hommes d'affaires en visite. 854 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,560 {\an8}-Surtout vous, Poulain. 855 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,160 {\an8}Je crois que ma fille en pince pour vous. 856 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:46,200 {\an8}-Imaginer votre torse bronzĂ© me laisse moite. 857 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:52,000 {\an8}... 858 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,520 {\an8}-T'es content ? 859 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,080 {\an8}M. "On est des FFL". 860 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,880 {\an8}Et des espions, aussi ! 861 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,200 {\an8}Profite. Tu la reverras jamais. 862 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,000 {\an8}On va crever. 863 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,440 {\an8}On va crever. 864 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,000 {\an8}Waouh ! Cette paire de... 865 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,360 {\an8}-Robert. 866 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,480 {\an8}-Non, on n'a pas rencontrĂ© de Robert en Syrie. 867 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,120 {\an8}-Il est au Liban. 868 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,760 {\an8}C'est limitrophe. 869 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,200 {\an8}-Il est au Liban ? -Oui. 870 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,840 {\an8}-Ca y est, les deux ? 871 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,920 {\an8}On est pas lĂ  pour parler de ton cousin 872 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,040 {\an8}chez les sauvages. 873 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,440 {\an8}-"Les sauvages." 874 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,920 {\an8}Vision pathĂ©tique de ce merveilleux pays. 875 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,520 {\an8}-Mais on est oĂč, lĂ  ? 876 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,720 {\an8}Merci, LĂ©on ! 877 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,600 {\an8}On est pas dans la merde. 878 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,840 {\an8}-C'est joli, non ? 879 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,800 {\an8}C'est grand. 880 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,040 {\an8}C'est top. 881 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,640 {\an8}Musique douce 882 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,000 {\an8}-C'est infernal, cet endroit ! 883 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,160 {\an8}Il fait chaud, je colle ! 884 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,920 {\an8}-J'aime bien, moi. 885 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,840 {\an8}J'ai la peau du soleil. 886 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,840 {\an8}-C'est obligĂ©, le chameau ? 887 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,720 {\an8}J'ai pas confiance. 888 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,040 {\an8}-C'est un chameau ou un dromadaire ? 889 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:56,960 {\an8}-J'en sais quoi ? 890 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:57,840 {\an8}-M. Bilal ! 891 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:58,920 {\an8}-Oui ? 892 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,000 {\an8}-C'est un chameau ou un dromadaire ? 893 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,440 {\an8}-C'est un chameau ou un dromadaire ? 894 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,760 {\an8}-Chameau, deux syllabes, deux bosses. 895 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,840 {\an8}-Donc un dromadaire a trois bosses. 896 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,200 {\an8}-M. Bilal, 897 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,160 {\an8}vous avez pas de voiture ? 898 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,920 {\an8}-C'est fini, Max ? 899 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,160 {\an8}ArrĂȘte de gueuler. 900 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,400 {\an8}-Tu plaisantes ? 901 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,480 {\an8}-La petite du dĂ©sert, 902 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,600 {\an8}elle te reluque. 903 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,040 {\an8}-Ah bon ? -Oui. 904 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,080 {\an8}-Elle parle de toi. 905 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,120 {\an8}-Tu crois ? -Oui. 906 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,640 {\an8}-Comment on infiltre les vichystes ? 907 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,400 {\an8}-Dites-nous tout sur les bars de Damas. 908 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,720 {\an8}Vous voulez commencer par... 909 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,040 {\an8}-S'en jeter un petit ! 910 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,160 {\an8}Mademoiselle, on s'occupe de tout. Grognement 911 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,160 {\an8}Il fait quoi ? 912 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,400 {\an8}-Criez pas. 913 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,680 {\an8}-Tu fais quoi ? 914 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,200 {\an8}-Pourquoi il se baisse ? -HĂ© oh ! 915 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,320 {\an8}M. Bilal, pourquoi il va lĂ -bas ? 916 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,200 {\an8}-Le mien suit le tien ! 917 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,760 {\an8}-Bonsoir. 918 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,360 {\an8}-Bsahtek, l'ambiance. 919 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,280 {\an8}T'as vu ? 920 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,160 {\an8}Un petit mot local pour faire croire qu'on est local. 921 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:13,960 {\an8}-Espionnage. 922 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,560 {\an8}On se fond dans Damas. 923 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,360 {\an8}Et on a la classe. 924 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,360 {\an8}-De vrais hommes d'affaires. 925 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,560 {\an8}-Un peu chaud, en revanche. 926 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,720 {\an8}J'ai un peu chaud. 927 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,120 {\an8}Bonsoir ! 928 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,560 {\an8}Auriez-vous un petit vin blanc ? 929 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,760 {\an8}Un MĂącon Village bien frais. 930 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,960 {\an8}-Bien minĂ©ral. 931 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,160 {\an8}-C'est Ramadan. 932 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,360 {\an8}-Ah. 933 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,760 {\an8}Eh ben deux ramadans. 934 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,280 {\an8}-Ca fait plaisir d'entendre parler de MĂącon. 935 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,320 {\an8}-On est de lĂ -bas. 936 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,000 {\an8}-Nous sommes voisins, je suis de Vichy. 937 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,000 {\an8}CĂ©lestin. 938 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,000 {\an8}-Bonsoir. -Vous ĂȘtes au gouvernement ? 939 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,120 {\an8}-Un peu, mais venant de Vichy, 940 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,280 {\an8}ça prĂȘte Ă  confusion. 941 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,000 {\an8}Je suis dans les affaires. 942 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,320 {\an8}-C'est drĂŽle, nous aussi on est ici pour les affaires. 943 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,440 {\an8}-Ah ouais ? 944 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,680 {\an8}Quel domaine ? 945 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,920 {\an8}-On va monter un bar. 946 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,040 {\an8}-Oui, voilĂ . 947 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,680 {\an8}SpĂ©cialitĂ©s françaises, 948 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,040 {\an8}vin, charcut', 949 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,800 {\an8}cornich'. -Charcuterie ? 950 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:08,760 {\an8}-OUI. 951 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,760 {\an8}-Dans un pays 952 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,840 {\an8}Ă  population musulmane ? 953 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,000 {\an8}Vous pensez que ça va marcher ? 954 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,680 {\an8}Enfin, certains trichent. 955 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,240 {\an8}Oh, tu triches, toi ! 956 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,240 {\an8}Ils sont tous comme ça. 957 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,280 {\an8}C'est bien, l'uniforme. 958 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,080 {\an8}Venez me raconter ça au petit salon. 959 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,600 {\an8}-Impeccable. -Espionnage. 960 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,360 {\an8}-Choukran. 961 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,680 {\an8}Je connais quelques mots. 962 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,120 {\an8}Asseyez-vous. 963 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,040 {\an8}Alors, les jeunes ? 964 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,040 {\an8}Moi, je suis dans le pĂ©trole. 965 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,880 {\an8}Main d'oeuvre pas chĂšre. 966 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,360 {\an8}Et ma commande ? 967 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,040 {\an8}PĂ©tain ? TrĂšs sympa. 968 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,440 {\an8}Ils sont lents. 969 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,160 {\an8}Ici, je respecte les coutumes. 970 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,920 {\an8}Je suis polygame ! 971 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,560 {\an8}Dis donc ! 972 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,280 {\an8}Faut leur apprendre gentiment. 973 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,080 {\an8}Je vous prĂ©senterai au Haut-Commissariat du Levant. 974 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,080 {\an8}Ca vous aidera. 975 00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,960 {\an8}-Vous partez ? -Dommage. 976 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,800 {\an8}Les FFL arrivent, ça grouille d'espions. 977 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,600 {\an8}Non, je file. 978 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,480 {\an8}Ce matin mĂȘme, un Anglais, 979 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,640 {\an8}un espion anglais, 980 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,160 {\an8}tente un attentat avec une fausse barbe. 981 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,720 {\an8}Depuis, je me mĂ©fie de tout le monde. 982 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,400 {\an8}-Pourquoi ? -Car "barbe" Ă©gale "attentat". 983 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,560 {\an8}Logique. 984 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,440 {\an8}C'est un pantacourt. 985 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,720 {\an8}-Pour combien tu vis dans une tente pendant un mois avec lui ? 986 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920 {\an8}Klaxon 987 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,480 {\an8}-Au revoir, mes vendeuses de rillettes ! 988 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,480 {\an8}-100 000. 989 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,640 {\an8}-Tire-toi, nomade ! 990 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,680 {\an8}-Bon. 991 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,840 {\an8}On la commence, cette mission ? 992 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,400 {\an8}-On t'a pas attendu. 993 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,520 {\an8}On a rendez-vous avec le Haut-Commissariat en se levant. 994 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,040 {\an8}-Du Levant ? -Oui. 995 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,720 {\an8}Allez, on va boire un coup. 996 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,000 {\an8}Ils ont oubliĂ© nos ramadans. 997 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,800 {\an8}-On attend pas votre amie ? 998 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,320 {\an8}*-To beat, beat, beaten. 999 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,480 {\an8}-Mon colonel. 1000 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,760 {\an8}*-Repeat after me. -To beat, beat, beaten. 1001 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,920 {\an8}Oui ? 1002 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,760 {\an8}-Deux Ă©vadĂ©s d'une prison allemande 1003 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,160 {\an8}veulent vous parler. 1004 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,240 {\an8}-Jamais le temps pour les verbes irrĂ©guliers. 1005 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,760 {\an8}Les fumiers. 1006 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,480 {\an8}Ils se sont foutu de ma gueule. 1007 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,640 {\an8}Deux dĂ©serteurs, en plus. 1008 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,120 {\an8}FusillĂ©s ! 1009 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,040 {\an8}Ils seront fusillĂ©s. 1010 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,400 {\an8}Et le bigleux que je considĂ©rais 1011 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,720 {\an8}comme mon gendre. 1012 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,440 {\an8}-Ils sont forts. 1013 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,600 {\an8}On a rien vu venir. -Absolument. 1014 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,240 {\an8}On a dĂ» retirer nos frocs. Comme ceci. 1015 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,240 {\an8}VoilĂ , ça s'est passĂ© comme ça. 1016 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,760 {\an8}-Ce sont des professionnels. 1017 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:36,960 {\an8}-Oh oui. 1018 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,040 {\an8}-Ils manient le dĂ©guisement Ă  la perfection. 1019 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,680 {\an8}-Alors ? 1020 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,920 {\an8}-Nice ! 1021 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,080 {\an8}Ca te va bien. 1022 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,240 {\an8}-J'en ramĂšne une Ă  MĂącon. 1023 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,240 {\an8}-Oui, ils vont adorer. 1024 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,120 {\an8}-Allez, bsahtek, je prends tout. 1025 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:56,640 {\an8}-Ca lui plaĂźt. 1026 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,440 {\an8}-Je te l'avais dit. 1027 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,480 {\an8}C'est bon, ça ? C'est quoi ? 1028 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,440 {\an8}-Hachisch. 1029 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,760 {\an8}-Hachisch parmentier ? 1030 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,920 {\an8}-Non, c'est sucrĂ©. 1031 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,480 {\an8}-Deux. 1032 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,800 {\an8}-"Attention, deux usurpateurs. 1033 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,280 {\an8}"Fumiers. Gardez-les jusqu'Ă  notre arrivĂ©e. 1034 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,560 {\an8}"Colonel Marchal." 1035 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,680 {\an8}-Nous vous arrĂȘtons pour complot contre la France. 1036 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,040 {\an8}-HĂ©, hĂ© ! 1037 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,320 {\an8}-On vous a sonnĂ©s ? 1038 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,440 {\an8}-Vous allez leur faire quoi ? 1039 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,320 {\an8}-Ce qu'on fait aux espions. En plus, c'est des bicots. 1040 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,160 {\an8}Hein, Gillou ? 1041 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,280 {\an8}Vous la fermez. 1042 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,840 {\an8}Rentrez chez vous. 1043 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,840 {\an8}Allez ! 1044 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,120 {\an8}-Comment il fait pour y rentrer, le gĂ©nie ? 1045 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,520 {\an8}-Attends, je vais lui demander. 1046 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,040 {\an8}GĂ©nie ? 1047 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,320 {\an8}-GĂ©nie ? 1048 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,280 {\an8}-Courez ! 1049 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,200 {\an8}Courez ! 1050 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:06,800 {\an8}-OUAIS. 1051 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,920 {\an8}Musique trĂ©pidante 1052 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,960 {\an8}... 1053 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:28,280 {\an8}... 1054 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:45,480 {\an8}... 1055 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,200 {\an8}... 1056 00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,000 {\an8}... 1057 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,200 {\an8}... 1058 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,560 {\an8}-Alice... 1059 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,200 {\an8}-C'est pas Alice. 1060 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,840 {\an8}-Mais c'est qui ? 1061 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,040 {\an8}-RĂ©veillez-vous ! Allez ! 1062 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,520 {\an8}RĂ©veillez-vous ! 1063 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:17,880 {\an8}Debout, allez ! 1064 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,640 {\an8}-Bilal, on peut aller manger ? 1065 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:20,840 {\an8}J'ai une dalle ! 1066 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,720 {\an8}-J'ai oubliĂ© ma djellaba. 1067 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:23,800 {\an8}Quelqu'un l'a ? 1068 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,040 {\an8}-Tenez. 1069 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,720 {\an8}Lisez ça. 1070 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,120 {\an8}-"Deux usurpateurs. 1071 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,240 {\an8}"Fumiers." 1072 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,680 {\an8}-Le colonel est pas content. 1073 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,040 {\an8}-Et Alice... 1074 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,600 {\an8}Oh, pĂ©tard ! 1075 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,920 {\an8}-Votre ami CĂ©lestin peut pas vous cacher ? 1076 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:44,920 {\an8}-Non ! 1077 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,120 {\an8}C'est toi, notre ami, 1078 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,080 {\an8}Bilal. 1079 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,120 {\an8}-Un cĂąlin ! 1080 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,480 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte ! 1081 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,800 {\an8}-T'as un joli pays. Je vois un bel avenir pour la Syrie. 1082 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,120 {\an8}-Inch'Allah. 1083 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,520 {\an8}Une patrouille allemande. 1084 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,000 {\an8}-On s'en occupe. On a les papiers qu'il faut. 1085 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:00,360 {\an8}-On s'en occupe. On a les papiers qu'il faut. 1086 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,360 {\an8}-Allez, on y va ! 1087 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,360 {\an8}-Mon Ă©toile du dĂ©sert. 1088 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,960 {\an8}Nous avons vĂ©cu tant de choses. 1089 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,160 {\an8}Quel est ton prĂ©nom ? 1090 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,680 {\an8}-Dominique. 1091 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,560 {\an8}-Papiere. 1092 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,080 {\an8}-Oui. Alors, messieurs... 1093 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,680 {\an8}On monte une affaire. 1094 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,720 {\an8}-Un bar Ă  vin. 1095 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,240 {\an8}Charcuterie. 1096 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,320 {\an8}-Tenez. 1097 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:26,880 {\an8}-Sur le pouce, quoi. 1098 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,240 {\an8}Ce sera bsahtek. 1099 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:29,640 {\an8}Il crie. 1100 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,520 {\an8}-Hein ? -Quoi ? 1101 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:32,760 {\an8}QUOI ? 1102 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,720 {\an8}-Ah oui, 1103 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,600 {\an8}c'est les papiers des FFL. 1104 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,160 {\an8}-Charleville-MĂ©ziĂšres, c'est une blague ! 1105 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,200 {\an8}-C'est fou qu'ils envoient les prisonniers indigĂšnes ici. 1106 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,680 {\an8}-Ah, c'est fou ? 1107 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,440 {\an8}-Au moins, on est pas dĂ©paysĂ©s. 1108 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,760 {\an8}J'imaginais ça pire que ça. 1109 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,640 {\an8}-Le frisĂ©, ce soir je dors dans toi. 1110 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,760 {\an8}-Suivant ! 1111 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,160 {\an8}-Les gars ! 1112 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,520 {\an8}-Ca va ? 1113 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,640 {\an8}-Alors ? 1114 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,680 {\an8}Retour Ă  la case dĂ©part ? 1115 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,240 {\an8}Il est lĂ  aussi, lui. 1116 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,720 {\an8}On a voulu faire les malins et on s'est fait gauler. 1117 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,280 {\an8}-Chacun son tour. 1118 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,240 {\an8}-Tu vas le regretter. 1119 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,640 {\an8}-Bouh ! 1120 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,360 {\an8}-Cette raclure fricote avec les schpountzs. 1121 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,000 {\an8}-En mĂȘme temps, la guerre est finie. 1122 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,520 {\an8}On peut rentrer chez nous. 1123 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,960 {\an8}-DĂ©solĂ©, les gars, j'ai rien pour vous. 1124 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 {\an8}-Pour combien t'essaies de... -Rien. 1125 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,680 {\an8}Tais-toi, ne parle pas. 1126 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,160 {\an8}-C'est pour passer le temps. 1127 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,800 {\an8}-Non, tu le rallonges. 1128 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,320 {\an8}Tu me gonfles, Max. 1129 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,240 {\an8}On devrait ĂȘtre Ă  Londres. 1130 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,520 {\an8}Si tu t'Ă©tais pas encore pris les pieds dans le tapis. 1131 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,800 {\an8}-Pardon ? 1132 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,600 {\an8}Qui nous a fait envoyer en Syrie ? 1133 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,920 {\an8}Pour faire le malin devant une gonzesse. 1134 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,800 {\an8}Me prends pas pour un con. 1135 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,520 {\an8}On devrait ĂȘtre Ă  MĂącon. 1136 00:48:58,720 --> 00:48:59,960 {\an8}Tu penses qu'avec ton slip. 1137 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,400 {\an8}-Excuse-moi ? 1138 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,200 {\an8}Et ton Ă©toile du dĂ©sert ? 1139 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,400 {\an8}-Dominique ! 1140 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,880 {\an8}Moi, je nous mets pas en danger. -Max ! 1141 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,000 {\an8}Tu nous mets tout le temps en danger. 1142 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,000 {\an8}Et tu sais pas faire le chien. 1143 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,000 {\an8}-Quoi ? 1144 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,560 {\an8}-C'est toujours toi qui tombes, 1145 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,800 {\an8}toujours toi qu'on frappe, 1146 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,200 {\an8}toi qui casses tout. 1147 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,280 {\an8}T'as la poisse. 1148 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,520 {\an8}Tu as la poisse ! 1149 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:22,880 {\an8}Et on passe pour des cons. 1150 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,960 {\an8}-C'est toi qui nous fais passer pour des cons. 1151 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,080 {\an8}Je retire ce que j'ai dit. 1152 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,840 {\an8}Tu rĂ©flĂ©chis pas du tout. 1153 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,960 {\an8}Tu connais mĂȘme pas l'Armistice ou Verdun. 1154 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,360 {\an8}-Le foot, je connais pas ! 1155 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,520 {\an8}Je vais te pĂ©ter ta gueule. 1156 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,520 {\an8}-Vas-y ! 1157 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,600 {\an8}La puissance des faibles. -Viens ici ! 1158 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,720 {\an8}-Vas-y ! 1159 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,880 {\an8}-Alors, on se chamaille ? 1160 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,720 {\an8}Le grand con, ferme ton claque-merde. 1161 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,360 {\an8}Tu parles Ă  l'oberleutnant du lieutenant Von Krauss. 1162 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,800 {\an8}Le sergent. 1163 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,600 {\an8}-C'est de l'allemand. 1164 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,200 {\an8}-Ils sont pas au courant ? 1165 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,720 {\an8}Les prisonniers français vont ĂȘtre envoyĂ©s en Allemagne. 1166 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,080 {\an8}Les premiers noms sont tombĂ©s. Jetez-y un oeil. 1167 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,000 {\an8}Vous avez peut-ĂȘtre gagnĂ© Ă  la loterie. 1168 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,240 {\an8}Vous avez peut-ĂȘtre gagnĂ© Ă  la loterie. 1169 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,640 {\an8}-Y a peut-ĂȘtre vos noms. 1170 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,520 {\an8}-Ca va, ils ont compris. 1171 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,400 {\an8}-On est tous sĂ©parĂ©s. 1172 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,320 {\an8}-Ben voilĂ , parfait. 1173 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,640 {\an8}J'aurai plus Ă  supporter ta tronche. 1174 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,520 {\an8}-Je vais m'Ă©vader. -Ah ouais ? 1175 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,600 {\an8}Moi aussi. 1176 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,320 {\an8}-J'ai hĂąte de voir ta cheville explosĂ©e dans le fossĂ©. 1177 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,760 {\an8}-Moi, je vais pas me paumer. 1178 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,840 {\an8}Je connais ma gĂ©ographie. 1179 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,800 {\an8}-On s'Ă©vade ensemble. -J'allais le proposer. 1180 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:31,800 {\an8}On fait quoi ? 1181 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:34,520 {\an8}-Vous pouvez nous laisser sortir ? 1182 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,280 {\an8}-Alors ? -Il veut pas. 1183 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,640 {\an8}-Ca nous arrange pas. Laisse-moi faire. 1184 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,520 {\an8}Est-ce que... Ah non, il est parti. 1185 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,600 {\an8}Musique militaire 1186 00:50:43,800 --> 00:51:00,000 {\an8}... 1187 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,800 {\an8}... 1188 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,680 {\an8}Cris en allemand 1189 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,880 {\an8}-On fait quoi ? -Je sais pas. 1190 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,320 {\an8}Si, viens. -Quoi ? 1191 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,960 {\an8}-Suis-moi, fais comme moi. 1192 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,240 {\an8}Fais comme moi. 1193 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,360 {\an8}Fais comme moi. 1194 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,240 {\an8}Nous envoyez pas chez vous 1195 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,320 {\an8}On est des Français 1196 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,240 {\an8}-NOUS ON DIT CA, C'EST POUR VOUS 1197 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,080 {\an8}ON VA TOUT FAIRE FOIRER 1198 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,680 {\an8}ON EST DES FRANCAIS 1199 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,360 {\an8}ON EST JAMAIS CONTENTS, ON EST FAINEANTS 1200 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,480 {\an8}ON SE LAVE PAS TOUT LE TEMPS 1201 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,360 {\an8}-LES GREVES ET LES SYNDICS 1202 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,200 {\an8}C'EST PAS L'ESPRIT GERMANIQUE 1203 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,760 {\an8}ON EST DERNIERS AUX JEUX OLYMPIQUES 1204 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,040 {\an8}EgoĂŻstes -Et nudistes 1205 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,280 {\an8}-SORS DE LA PISTE 1206 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,400 {\an8}-ON EST DES FRANCAIS 1207 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,320 {\an8}ON EST DES FRANCAIS 1208 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,920 {\an8}COLONIALISTES ET RACISTES 1209 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,320 {\an8}-Ca, ça nous plaĂźt 1210 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,000 {\an8}-AH OUI, C'EST VRAI 1211 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,440 {\an8}-AH OUI, C'EST VRAI 1212 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,120 {\an8}QUAND ON EST PAS CHEZ NOUS 1213 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,560 {\an8}ON EST PIRES QUE CHEZ NOUS 1214 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,880 {\an8}ON PIQUERA VOS GONZESSES 1215 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,240 {\an8}MEME LES GROSSES BAVAROISES A TRESSES 1216 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,240 {\an8}C'EST UNE PROMESSE 1217 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,480 {\an8}DES FRANCAIS 1218 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,800 {\an8}-UNE TREVE TRES SYMPATHIQUE 1219 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,960 {\an8}-ON A UNE POIRE QUI SORT DE L'ALAMBIC 1220 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,200 {\an8}ALORS FAISONS LA PAIX 1221 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,800 {\an8}EN MUSIQUE 1222 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,440 {\an8}-BRAVO ! 1223 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,480 {\an8}-Magnifique. 1224 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,840 {\an8}-HĂ© oh ! 1225 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,400 {\an8}Putain ! 1226 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,320 {\an8}Vous allez nous dire la vĂ©ritĂ© fissa. 1227 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,600 {\an8}-Il voulait des dĂ©tails. -Ta gueule. 1228 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,480 {\an8}-Comme on avait bien dansĂ©, 1229 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,840 {\an8}on a travaillĂ© Ă  la lingerie. 1230 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,120 {\an8}-Les indigĂšnes lavant le linge des Allemands, 1231 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,720 {\an8}on leur a demandĂ© de le piquer. 1232 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,640 {\an8}-Mais Mamadou voulait venir. 1233 00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,840 {\an8}-Non, Boubakhar. 1234 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,200 {\an8}-Non, y avait pas de Boubakhar. 1235 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,280 {\an8}-Y avait pas de Boubakhar ? 1236 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,160 {\an8}Comment il s'appelait ? 1237 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,600 {\an8}Abdou ! -C'Ă©tait Abdou. 1238 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,280 {\an8}Il voulait venir avec nous. 1239 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,120 {\an8}-Je peux faire le nazi. 1240 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,280 {\an8}Ich bin Abdou. 1241 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,600 {\an8}-On lui a dit : "Impossible." 1242 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,280 {\an8}On est sortis, ni vu ni connu. 1243 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,960 {\an8}-Mais Abdou s'est fait repĂ©rer. 1244 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,200 {\an8}-Ich bin Abdou. 1245 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,920 {\an8}-Halte ! -Abdou ! 1246 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,960 {\an8}-ArrĂȘtez ! 1247 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:23,880 {\an8}Les portes ! 1248 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,240 {\an8}Alarme ! 1249 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,320 {\an8}-On a couru, 1250 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,480 {\an8}puis on s'est retrouvĂ©s dehors avec les copains. 1251 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,800 {\an8}-Je prĂ©fĂ©rais quand ils prenaient leur temps. 1252 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,040 {\an8}-Faut savoir. 1253 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,600 {\an8}Alarme au loin 1254 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,800 {\an8}... 1255 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,840 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes sĂ»rs ? Vous venez pas avec nous en Suisse ? 1256 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:52,760 {\an8}-Non. 1257 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,040 {\an8}On rentre Ă  MĂącon. 1258 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,520 {\an8}-Vous serez toujours les bienvenus Ă  la maison. 1259 00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,400 {\an8}-Vous habitez ensemble ? 1260 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:00,000 {\an8}-Oui. 1261 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,520 {\an8}-Oui. 1262 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,160 {\an8}-On est frĂšres. -Ah ! 1263 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,920 {\an8}Allez, cĂąlin. 1264 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:08,920 {\an8}-Faites gaffe. 1265 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,280 {\an8}-Allez, tirez-vous ! 1266 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,280 {\an8}-Faut qu'on se change. 1267 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,440 {\an8}Allez ! 1268 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,800 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 1269 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:27,840 {\an8}... 1270 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,000 {\an8}-Madame ? 1271 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,400 {\an8}Elle habite plus lĂ , la dame ? 1272 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,400 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes qui, vous ? 1273 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,640 {\an8}Pourquoi vous ĂȘtes Ă  poil ? 1274 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,320 {\an8}Vous ĂȘtes juifs ? 1275 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,720 {\an8}-Non. -Non. 1276 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,360 {\an8}-Toi, peut-ĂȘtre pas, mais lui si. 1277 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,520 {\an8}Les frisettes, le pif. 1278 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,840 {\an8}-T'es juif ? -Ben non. 1279 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,120 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes de la famille de la dame ? 1280 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,680 {\an8}-NON. -Ah bon ? 1281 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,760 {\an8}Ben... Servez-vous. 1282 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,000 {\an8}-Elle est oĂč, la dame ? 1283 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000 {\an8}-Elle est oĂč, la dame ? 1284 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,560 {\an8}-Je l'ai dĂ©noncĂ©e. 1285 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,160 {\an8}Mais ces cons ont mal fait le travail. 1286 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:06,600 {\an8}Venez voir. 1287 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,600 {\an8}Ils viennent la chercher dans une heure. 1288 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,000 {\an8}Elle s'Ă©tait planquĂ©e dans une armoire. 1289 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,320 {\an8}Je me disais bien qu'elle Ă©tait lourde. 1290 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,240 {\an8}-Juste ciel. 1291 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,560 {\an8}-Merci, mon pĂšre. 1292 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,760 {\an8}-Reste-t-il des choses Ă  voler ? 1293 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,480 {\an8}-T'es juive, c'est ça ? 1294 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,320 {\an8}Hein ? 1295 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,840 {\an8}Roh lĂ  lĂ  ! T'Ă©tais obligĂ©e d'ĂȘtre juive ? 1296 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,840 {\an8}Tu pouvais pas choisir d'ĂȘtre française ? 1297 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,080 {\an8}-J'ai un vĂ©hicule, on se tire. 1298 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,160 {\an8}-Elle vient avec nous ? 1299 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,040 {\an8}-Ben... 1300 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,480 {\an8}-On passera pas la zone de dĂ©marcation. 1301 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,680 {\an8}Un curĂ©, un cheminot et une juive ! 1302 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,400 {\an8}-Si ça se trouve, elle est pas juive. 1303 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,520 {\an8}Comment tu t'appelles ? -Sarah. 1304 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:53,720 {\an8}-Oh merde. 1305 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,280 {\an8}-Sarah. 1306 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,440 {\an8}T'as de la famille 1307 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,440 {\an8}non juive ? 1308 00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:58,840 {\an8}Un oncle ? 1309 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,000 {\an8}Une tante ? 1310 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,560 {\an8}Un cousin ? 1311 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,960 {\an8}Ils sont tous juifs. 1312 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,240 {\an8}-Comme par hasard. 1313 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,520 {\an8}-On peut pas la laisser lĂ . 1314 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,960 {\an8}Regarde, elle est toute seule. 1315 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,080 {\an8}Elle est fragile. 1316 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,480 {\an8}Sans dĂ©fense. 1317 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,160 {\an8}-Tu t'en occupes. -Sarah, on y va. 1318 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,240 {\an8}-Non ! 1319 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,400 {\an8}-Elle veut rester. -Laisse-moi faire. 1320 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,880 {\an8}On va jouer Ă  un jeu. 1321 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,040 {\an8}Elle hurle. 1322 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,120 {\an8}-Fais-la taire ! 1323 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,720 {\an8}On peut nous voir ! 1324 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,280 {\an8}Chut ! -Je fais quoi ? 1325 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,680 {\an8}-Viens ! 1326 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,360 {\an8}Il est oĂč, ton bolide ? -LĂ . 1327 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,640 {\an8}-Nice. 1328 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,560 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 1329 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:47,160 {\an8}... 1330 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,760 {\an8}La vache, on tartine ! 1331 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,640 {\an8}-Je dois faire pipi ! 1332 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,400 {\an8}-Oh ! Elle veut pisser ! 1333 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,280 {\an8}-Je m'arrĂȘte pas. Trop dangereux. 1334 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,520 {\an8}Et lancĂ©s Ă  cette vitesse... 1335 00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,760 {\an8}Il s'Ă©touffe. 1336 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,720 {\an8}Je l'ai avalĂ©. 1337 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,000 {\an8}-Bon, t'as fini ? 1338 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,800 {\an8}-Regarde pas ! 1339 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,200 {\an8}-Oui ben dĂ©pĂȘche-toi. 1340 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,040 {\an8}Et tu t'essuies bien la... 1341 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,600 {\an8}Le... 1342 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,160 {\an8}-La zĂ©zette ? 1343 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,600 {\an8}-La choupinette ? 1344 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,960 {\an8}-Le tutu ? 1345 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,120 {\an8}-La Gestapo. -Ah non. 1346 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,640 {\an8}-La Gestapo ! -Ah oui. 1347 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,320 {\an8}La Gestapo, vite ! EmmĂšne-la ! 1348 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,880 {\an8}-J'ai pas fini. -Mais si. 1349 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,400 {\an8}-Ah, c'est fermĂ© ! 1350 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,680 {\an8}-Elle avait pas fini. 1351 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,440 {\an8}Musique inquiĂ©tante 1352 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,640 {\an8}... 1353 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:37,840 {\an8}-AĂŻe ! 1354 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,920 {\an8}-On est oĂč ? Ca sent comme Ă  l'orphelinat. 1355 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,320 {\an8}-On doit ĂȘtre dans un couvent ou un truc comme ça. 1356 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,560 {\an8}-HĂ© ! Acclamations 1357 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,360 {\an8}Rodrigo. 1358 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,520 {\an8}-Tu bouges pas. 1359 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,080 {\an8}Vois-tu ce bel olivier 1360 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,080 {\an8}Non, il ne te fera pas de mal 1361 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,880 {\an8}Sois mon petit jardinier 1362 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,200 {\an8}Pour butiner mon pĂ©tale 1363 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,320 {\an8}Il chante en allemand. 1364 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:26,200 {\an8}... 1365 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,040 {\an8}Plus fort ! 1366 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,080 {\an8}Ils reprennent en choeur. 1367 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:39,880 {\an8}... 1368 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,040 {\an8}Oui ! 1369 00:58:42,280 --> 00:59:00,000 {\an8}... 1370 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:13,720 {\an8}... 1371 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:14,600 {\an8}Je vous aime. 1372 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,200 {\an8}... 1373 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,520 {\an8}Il chante trĂšs aigu. 1374 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,560 {\an8}... 1375 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,200 {\an8}Ils sifflotent la chanson. 1376 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:36,960 {\an8}-J'ai faim. 1377 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,240 {\an8}-Ah non. 1378 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,200 {\an8}-Un petit encas. -Mais non ! 1379 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,960 {\an8}-Moi aussi, j'ai faim. 1380 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,840 {\an8}-Une miche de pain et on file. On arrĂȘte de se faire remarquer. 1381 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,640 {\an8}-Pratique, ces costumes. 1382 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,920 {\an8}-Le champagne, ça met tout le monde d'accord. 1383 00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:54,800 {\an8}-Les bulles chatouillent. 1384 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,680 {\an8}AgrĂ©able. 1385 00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:56,960 {\an8}-J'ai un dĂ©but de gaule. 1386 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,480 {\an8}-C'est quoi ? 1387 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,000 {\an8}-C'est dans ton slip. -Joue avec ta poupĂ©e. 1388 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,760 {\an8}-C'est dans ton slip. -Joue avec ta poupĂ©e. 1389 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,520 {\an8}-On est prĂšs de la maison. 1390 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,760 {\an8}On va la passer peinard, la zone. 1391 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,720 {\an8}Coups de feu 1392 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:15,760 {\an8}-Ca va pas ? 1393 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,160 {\an8}-Non mais des fois ! 1394 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,560 {\an8}Y a une gamine ! 1395 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,640 {\an8}-Tirez pas, on est français, pas de la Carlingue. 1396 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,240 {\an8}-C'est quoi, ces fringues ? 1397 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,560 {\an8}-On fait passer la petite. 1398 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,720 {\an8}Vous avez flinguĂ© notre couverture. 1399 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,000 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes gonflĂ©s, vous. 1400 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,040 {\an8}Vous ĂȘtes de la maison ? MLN ? 1401 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:34,960 {\an8}Mouvement LibĂ©ration Nord ? -Non. 1402 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,840 {\an8}-MLS, alors. 1403 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,640 {\an8}-Mouvement LibĂ©ration Sud, c'est nous, idiot. 1404 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,160 {\an8}-On est pas FFI ? -Si, mais... 1405 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,000 {\an8}On est tous FFI : le MLS, le MLN, l'AS et le FTP. 1406 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,960 {\an8}-Le FTP, c'est le FFL ? -Non, OCM. 1407 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,480 {\an8}-OCM, c'est comme CDLR, OS ou CDLL. C'est FFL ! 1408 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,840 {\an8}-Pareil. -D'accord. 1409 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,640 {\an8}Donc y a plus de FFL ? -Non. 1410 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,240 {\an8}-On veut passer en zone libre. 1411 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,000 {\an8}-On va vous prĂ©senter le Renard. C'est notre chef. 1412 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,040 {\an8}-On va vous prĂ©senter le Renard. C'est notre chef. 1413 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:01,680 {\an8}-Le Renard ? 1414 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,480 {\an8}-On a des noms d'animaux. AndrĂ©, c'est Ecureuil. 1415 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:07,720 {\an8}-Ah non. 1416 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:08,880 {\an8}-Pas les prĂ©noms ! 1417 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,040 {\an8}-Et c'est Belette. -En plus. 1418 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,200 {\an8}-C'est pareil. 1419 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,360 {\an8}-Traite une belette d'Ă©cureuil, tu verras. 1420 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,360 {\an8}-On peut le voir ? 1421 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:17,520 {\an8}-OUI. 1422 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,760 {\an8}-Attendez. 1423 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:21,640 {\an8}-Vous connaissez 1424 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,040 {\an8}le Renard ? -Oui. 1425 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,640 {\an8}-On est obligĂ©s de couper l'histoire ? 1426 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,520 {\an8}-Faudrait les libĂ©rer. 1427 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:28,760 {\an8}-Ouais. 1428 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,640 {\an8}-Vous connaissez mon cousin Jean-Eudes ? Il est OS. 1429 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,520 {\an8}Non ? 1430 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,600 {\an8}Faut peut-ĂȘtre pas les libĂ©rer. Ils le connaissent pas. 1431 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,040 {\an8}-Il a bon goĂ»t, ce Renard. 1432 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,040 {\an8}Elle est bien, sa cave. 1433 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,360 {\an8}Musique intrigante 1434 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:46,640 {\an8}-C'est pas vrai ! 1435 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,040 {\an8}-Michel ! 1436 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,680 {\an8}-CrĂ©tin ! Donne pas mon prĂ©nom. 1437 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,200 {\an8}-Renard, c'est ringard. 1438 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,080 {\an8}-Que faites-vous lĂ  ? 1439 01:01:59,080 --> 01:01:59,920 {\an8}-HĂ© ! 1440 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,280 {\an8}Le lit ? -LĂ . 1441 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,680 {\an8}-Merci. 1442 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,200 {\an8}-Vous avez adoptĂ©, ces derniers temps ? 1443 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,120 {\an8}-C'est moderne. 1444 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,920 {\an8}-Depuis quand t'es chef de la rĂ©sistance ? 1445 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,320 {\an8}-Depuis un moment. 1446 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,680 {\an8}J'unifie tous les mouvements de la rĂ©gion. 1447 01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:15,400 {\an8}Ordre de Londres. 1448 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,400 {\an8}-Les ordres de Londres, on les connaĂźt. 1449 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:19,720 {\an8}-Je confirme. 1450 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:23,840 {\an8}-Alice ? 1451 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,560 {\an8}-Vous vous connaissez ? 1452 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,000 {\an8}-Que faites-vous ici ? Je suis si content. 1453 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,200 {\an8}-Moi, Alice, 1454 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,760 {\an8}je voulais tout avouer. 1455 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,280 {\an8}C'est votre histoire, merde. 1456 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:36,200 {\an8}-Quelle histoire ? 1457 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,240 {\an8}-Vous serez exĂ©cutĂ©s pour votre traĂźtrise. 1458 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,400 {\an8}Tous les deux ! 1459 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,440 {\an8}-TraĂźtrise ? 1460 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,200 {\an8}-On peut tout expliquer. -ArrĂȘte ! 1461 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,680 {\an8}-Ah oui, oui. 1462 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,200 {\an8}Il faut qu'ils expliquent. 1463 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,920 {\an8}Elle a raison, faut vous fusiller. 1464 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,760 {\an8}-Non. Ca suffit. 1465 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,360 {\an8}On fait ce qu'on nous dit, et personne est content. 1466 01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,440 {\an8}En plus, la petite, 1467 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:00,000 {\an8}elle se rĂ©veille la nuit. 1468 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:00,720 {\an8}elle se rĂ©veille la nuit. 1469 01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,160 {\an8}Je la rendors, je fais des nuits de rien du tout. 1470 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,960 {\an8}J'en ai marre. -Tout est ma faute. 1471 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,040 {\an8}Alice, je te dis "tu". 1472 01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,160 {\an8}Tu te voyais dĂ©jĂ  1473 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,360 {\an8}faire ta vie avec moi ? 1474 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:10,520 {\an8}Je sais. 1475 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,640 {\an8}Alors si tu veux m'exĂ©cuter, 1476 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:15,520 {\an8}vas-y. 1477 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:16,560 {\an8}AĂŻe ! 1478 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,680 {\an8}La salope ! 1479 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,320 {\an8}-Vous m'avez jamais plu, avec vos beaux biceps. 1480 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,640 {\an8}-Comment ? 1481 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,360 {\an8}-Bon, ils peuvent encore nous servir. 1482 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,560 {\an8}-On Ă©tait Ă  30 km du but ! 1483 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,280 {\an8}-J'ai froid. Je sens plus mes jambes. 1484 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:32,840 {\an8}-Ca va, 1485 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:34,160 {\an8}je vous ai pas touchĂ©. 1486 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,000 {\an8}TrĂšs mauvaise idĂ©e, Renard. 1487 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,720 {\an8}-Ils ont le don d'enfler les gens. 1488 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:40,680 {\an8}-TrĂšs bien. 1489 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:42,880 {\an8}Mais au moindre Ă©cart, peloton. 1490 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,280 {\an8}Compris ? 1491 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,120 {\an8}-Va falloir nous aider. 1492 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,320 {\an8}Et n'oubliez pas. 1493 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,040 {\an8}Celui qui porte secours Ă  quelqu'un... 1494 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:49,920 {\an8}-OUI ! 1495 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,200 {\an8}-Eh oui. 1496 01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:52,840 {\an8}-On doit faire quoi ? 1497 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,400 {\an8}-Prendre des nouvelles d'un ami Ă  vous au gouvernement de Vichy. 1498 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,200 {\an8}-Non ! -Il sera ravi de vous voir. 1499 01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,120 {\an8}-Pas lui. 1500 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,440 {\an8}-Mes vendeuses de rillettes ! 1501 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,520 {\an8}-SALUT, CELESTIN ! 1502 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,560 {\an8}-Quand vous m'avez appelĂ©, j'y ai pas cru. 1503 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,680 {\an8}"Ca y est, ils sont milliardaires 1504 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,880 {\an8}"avec 18 femmes partout." 1505 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:17,760 {\an8}-Vous faites quoi ? 1506 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,600 {\an8}Le boulot, ici, ça manque pas. 1507 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,080 {\an8}Je suis responsable de toutes les polices. 1508 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,080 {\an8}-Y en a plusieurs ? 1509 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:30,160 {\an8}-Y a une police pour tout. Anti-cocos, anti-youpins. 1510 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,120 {\an8}On est dans le grand renseignement. 1511 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,080 {\an8}Ca rassure. On sait tout sur tout le monde. 1512 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,680 {\an8}-Et vous savez des choses importantes ? 1513 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,040 {\an8}-TrĂšs importantes. 1514 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,720 {\an8}Par exemple, si hier Jacqueline a vu le loup. 1515 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,120 {\an8}-CĂ©lestin, vous ĂȘtes incorrigible ! 1516 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,320 {\an8}-Mais le mieux, l'Ă©patant... La dĂ©lation. 1517 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,800 {\an8}On est bien aidĂ©s. 1518 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,440 {\an8}Combien de lettres de dĂ©nonciation aujourd'hui ? 1519 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,480 {\an8}-42. 1520 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,440 {\an8}-42 ! 1521 01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,000 {\an8}MĂȘme pas 16h. 1522 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,520 {\an8}AprĂšs moi. 1523 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:06,720 {\an8}-CĂ©lestin ? 1524 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:07,840 {\an8}-Oui ? 1525 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:10,960 {\an8}-Bonjour. Bonjour. 1526 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,720 {\an8}Tu peux valider le jaune 1527 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,240 {\an8}pour l'affiche "Juif mĂ©chant". 1528 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,000 {\an8}On est sur du poussin ou de l'indien ? 1529 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,040 {\an8}Je trouve l'indien un poil safranĂ©. 1530 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:22,480 {\an8}-Je dois m'occuper de la propagande. Ca m'emmerde ! 1531 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,440 {\an8}Sauf pour les Juifs. LĂ , je suis bon. 1532 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,480 {\an8}J'ai un sacrĂ© coup de crayon. 1533 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,520 {\an8}-Nice. 1534 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,320 {\an8}-Le pif, on le voit pas assez. 1535 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,200 {\an8}-Oh l'idĂ©e ! 1536 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:36,880 {\an8}L'idĂ©e ! 1537 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:38,680 {\an8}Augustin. -EugĂšne. 1538 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,400 {\an8}-EugĂšne. 1539 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:41,600 {\an8}Le nez, plus long. 1540 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,720 {\an8}Merci. 1541 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:45,720 {\an8}File ! 1542 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,720 {\an8}Allons-y. 1543 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:49,160 {\an8}-Au revoir. 1544 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,200 {\an8}-Au revoir. 1545 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,400 {\an8}Musique douce 1546 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:58,040 {\an8}... 1547 01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,440 {\an8}-Non, c'est bien. 1548 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:00,000 {\an8}T'as vu, elle dĂ©passe pas de l'Ă©toile. 1549 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,040 {\an8}T'as vu, elle dĂ©passe pas de l'Ă©toile. 1550 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:03,960 {\an8}-On a eu un poste Ă  la propagande. 1551 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,080 {\an8}-Vous n'y connaissez rien. -Si. 1552 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,080 {\an8}La photo, j'adore, alors tout ce qui est image... 1553 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,400 {\an8}Et Max est livreur. Commerce, relations... 1554 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,680 {\an8}-Vente, clientĂšle, proximitĂ©. 1555 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,160 {\an8}-On a de sacrĂ©s avantages. 1556 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,360 {\an8}-CongĂ©s payĂ©s. 1557 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:18,560 {\an8}-VĂ©hicule nominatif. 1558 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:19,880 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes de quel cĂŽtĂ© ? 1559 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,720 {\an8}-Ben ça va. 1560 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,120 {\an8}On s'est infiltrĂ©s. 1561 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,840 {\an8}-Ca fonctionnera jamais. 1562 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,000 {\an8}-Ah non ? -Non. 1563 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,360 {\an8}-Attends de voir. 1564 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:28,560 {\an8}La rĂ©clame, c'est quoi ? 1565 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,560 {\an8}Raconter des conneries en en faisant des caisses. 1566 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,840 {\an8}-On a des idĂ©es brillantes. 1567 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:33,920 {\an8}-Brillantes. 1568 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,000 {\an8}-Oui, brillantes. 1569 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,200 {\an8}Musique douce 1570 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,080 {\an8}*ILS SONT BEAUX, ILS SONT GRANDS 1571 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,680 {\an8}NOS GENTILS OCCUPANTS 1572 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,680 {\an8}NOS AMIS LES ALLEMANDS 1573 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:49,440 {\an8}RIGOLOS, RASSURANTS 1574 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,040 {\an8}ON A CHOISI NOTRE CAMP 1575 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,280 {\an8}NOS AMIS LES ALLEMANDS 1576 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,560 {\an8}-Mais que c'est bien ! Quel talent ! 1577 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:00,000 {\an8}Ca me plaĂźt, mes vendeuses de rillettes ! 1578 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,960 {\an8}Ca me plaĂźt, mes vendeuses de rillettes ! 1579 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,280 {\an8}Hein, Liline ? 1580 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,720 {\an8}C'est bien, ça ! 1581 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,760 {\an8}Pour l'affiche, j'ai choisi le titre Vichycolor. 1582 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:15,880 {\an8}Les trois couleurs 1583 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,160 {\an8}de la France. Travail, famille, patrie. 1584 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,560 {\an8}Bleu, blanc, rouge. 1585 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,800 {\an8}Vichycolor. 1586 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:22,880 {\an8}-Ah. 1587 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,000 {\an8}C'est pas mal. 1588 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,680 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes les premiers Ă  qui je le dis. 1589 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,000 {\an8}-Ah, c'est pas mal. 1590 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:35,120 {\an8}-J'ai eu un flash y a 2 semaines, fallait que je vous le dise. 1591 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,200 {\an8}-CĂ©lestin. 1592 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:37,920 {\an8}T'as deux minutes ? 1593 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,760 {\an8}-On piste deux terroristes. Je vais Ă  Meursault. 1594 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,440 {\an8}-Tu peux le faire en un mot 1595 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:43,960 {\an8}ou mettre un trait d'union. 1596 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,280 {\an8}Quel autre choix on a ? 1597 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,120 {\an8}Vichy... -Oui. 1598 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,040 {\an8}-Ca envoie les gaz, hein ? 1599 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,520 {\an8}Enfin... 1600 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,840 {\an8}Musique menaçante 1601 01:07:54,040 --> 01:08:00,000 {\an8}... 1602 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:05,160 {\an8}... 1603 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,160 {\an8}-Allez. 1604 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,120 {\an8}-Merci, Renard. Sans vous, on Ă©tait morts. 1605 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,080 {\an8}-C'est pas moi qu'il faut remercier. 1606 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,600 {\an8}C'est Aigle perçant et Cheval de nuit. 1607 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,200 {\an8}Musique Ă©pique 1608 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,200 {\an8}-Aigle perçant et Cheval de nuit. 1609 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,240 {\an8}-C'est difficile Ă  croire, 1610 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:21,920 {\an8}mais grĂące Ă  eux, on a un coup d'avance. 1611 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:41,640 {\an8}... 1612 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,600 {\an8}-Aigle perçant et Cheval de nuit, sacrĂ©s noms de code. 1613 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:46,520 {\an8}-C'est ridicule. 1614 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,880 {\an8}Et follement excitant. 1615 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,880 {\an8}-Moi, je suis un hĂ©risson. 1616 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:54,280 {\an8}-Moi, un furet. 1617 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:57,520 {\an8}Une sorte de renard, mais plus mutin. 1618 01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:59,560 {\an8}-Bon, c'est fini ? 1619 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,600 {\an8}-On va la gagner, cette guerre. 1620 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,600 {\an8}On va la gagner. 1621 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,560 {\an8}-Vous avez vu ? 1622 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,760 {\an8}Les Allemands envahissent la zone libre. 1623 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,440 {\an8}Oh lĂ  lĂ . 1624 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,880 {\an8}Musique inquiĂ©tante 1625 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:14,560 {\an8}Ordres en allemand 1626 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:18,680 {\an8}... 1627 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,640 {\an8}Coups de feu 1628 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,120 {\an8}-Avec eux, ça dĂ©pote. 1629 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:29,280 {\an8}-Pour combien t'es juif, rĂ©sistant, homosexuel et communiste ? 1630 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,640 {\an8}-Beaucoup. -Ah oui, beaucoup. 1631 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,640 {\an8}*-Pas de problĂšme, on s'en occupe. 1632 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,680 {\an8}-Bonjour, c'est Olivier de la Milice. 1633 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,000 {\an8}Cet homme avait des voisins juifs. 1634 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,720 {\an8}Heureusement, il nous a prĂ©venus Ă  temps, 1635 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,480 {\an8}sinon ils lui auraient volĂ© son argent. 1636 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,640 {\an8}Embarquez-les, Lucien. 1637 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:48,600 {\an8}Et vous, monsieur. 1638 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,320 {\an8}On va vous faire un trou de la taille d'une piĂšce. 1639 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,560 {\an8}Bonne journĂ©e ! 1640 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,720 {\an8}-LA MILICE 1641 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,480 {\an8}VOUS REND SERVICE ! 1642 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,000 {\an8}-DĂ©jĂ  qu'on Ă©tait entourĂ©s d'abrutis, 1643 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,280 {\an8}ça va pas aller en s'arrangeant. 1644 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:08,800 {\an8}-Ca fait un peu peur, tout ça, non ? 1645 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,840 {\an8}Vous aussi. 1646 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:14,120 {\an8}-On manquait de modĂšles pour la crĂ©ation d'une affiche. 1647 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:15,800 {\an8}Mais on nous voit pas trop dessus. 1648 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,640 {\an8}-C'est marrant Ă  faire. 1649 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,360 {\an8}Ca m'a donnĂ© envie d'ĂȘtre modĂšle photo. 1650 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:21,520 {\an8}-Ca t'irait bien. 1651 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:22,440 {\an8}-Allez ! 1652 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,520 {\an8}On va s'occuper de toi. 1653 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:25,600 {\an8}-C'est Pichon. 1654 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,360 {\an8}-On fait moins le malin. 1655 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:28,880 {\an8}Avance, allez ! 1656 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:29,960 {\an8}-Pichon ! -Qui ? 1657 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,840 {\an8}-Faut qu'on se tire ! 1658 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,280 {\an8}-On fait quoi pour la reco en prĂ©sa ? 1659 01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,720 {\an8}Max ! LĂ©on ! 1660 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:40,600 {\an8}Il est dĂ©jĂ  18h Ă  Berlin. 1661 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,680 {\an8}Musique inquiĂ©tante 1662 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:50,760 {\an8}... 1663 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,280 {\an8}-MarĂ©chal ! 1664 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,320 {\an8}-Entrer sans frapper ? 1665 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:04,600 {\an8}J'espĂšre que vous avez une bonne excuse. 1666 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:09,800 {\an8}-Avec cette fouine de Pichon, on peut plus continuer. 1667 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,240 {\an8}-C'est vrai, vous risquez 1668 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,840 {\an8}de tous nous faire prendre. 1669 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:18,720 {\an8}Partez. 1670 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,520 {\an8}C'est trop dangereux. 1671 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:26,960 {\an8}-On a rempli notre contrat. 1672 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,680 {\an8}On a donnĂ© des infos. 1673 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,000 {\an8}C'Ă©tait le projet, non ? 1674 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,080 {\an8}-Oui. 1675 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,480 {\an8}-C'est vrai, vous avez mĂ»ri. 1676 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:40,400 {\an8}Vous avez compris 1677 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:41,720 {\an8}que la vie d'un homme... 1678 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,640 {\an8}vaut mieux que... 1679 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:45,840 {\an8}-Oh, les Tziganes ! 1680 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,240 {\an8}J'ai la tĂȘte comme ça ! 1681 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,160 {\an8}Mettez-la en veilleuse ou on vous planque plus. 1682 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,480 {\an8}Le Rosbif, mets un froc ! 1683 01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:55,560 {\an8}-Y a une petite ! 1684 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,920 {\an8}-Vous inquiĂ©tez pas, je pars demain. 1685 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,000 {\an8}-"Demain, je pars." 1686 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:00,360 {\an8}-"Demain, je pars." 1687 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,320 {\an8}-Tu la mettras en sĂ©curitĂ© ? 1688 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:03,680 {\an8}-Chez les bonnes soeurs. 1689 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,480 {\an8}-J'ai dit en sĂ©curitĂ©. 1690 01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:20,720 {\an8}AĂŻe ! Ce pied de lit ! 1691 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:23,480 {\an8}-Tu te changes pas ? 1692 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,160 {\an8}-Non. 1693 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,280 {\an8}C'est plus facile pour les barrages. 1694 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:29,600 {\an8}Alice, Alice, Alice. 1695 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:32,800 {\an8}Viens Ă  MĂącon 1696 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,120 {\an8}avec moi. -J'abandonne pas comme toi. 1697 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,560 {\an8}-Quoi, comme moi ? 1698 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,800 {\an8}Moi non plus, j'aime pas CĂ©lestin et ses copains nazis. 1699 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,440 {\an8}C'est bien, ce que vous faites. 1700 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:43,040 {\an8}Mais je m'en fous. 1701 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,360 {\an8}Tu comprends ? 1702 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,480 {\an8}J'ai pas envie de crever. 1703 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:48,880 {\an8}-LĂ©on. 1704 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,360 {\an8}Le vrai courage consiste Ă  se dĂ©voiler. 1705 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:53,800 {\an8}Pas Ă  se cacher. 1706 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,320 {\an8}-Tu passes trop de temps avec Michel. 1707 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,000 {\an8}-TrĂšs bien. On Ă©tait pas faits pour ĂȘtre ensemble. 1708 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,160 {\an8}-TrĂšs bien. On Ă©tait pas faits pour ĂȘtre ensemble. 1709 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,040 {\an8}MĂȘme si tu m'aurais fait hurler comme une louve. 1710 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,080 {\an8}Adieu. 1711 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,280 {\an8}-On peut partir demain... 1712 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,240 {\an8}HĂ© ! On rentre chez nous ! 1713 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:21,160 {\an8}-Monter notre bar ! 1714 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:22,400 {\an8}-Nice ! 1715 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,160 {\an8}Nice... 1716 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:32,040 {\an8}J'ai hĂąte ! -Faudra qu'on aille voir... 1717 01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:33,920 {\an8}-Bien sĂ»r, bien sĂ»r ! 1718 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,200 {\an8}Tout de suite ! 1719 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:36,480 {\an8}-DĂšs qu'on arrive. 1720 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,560 {\an8}-La guinguette. MĂącon. 1721 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,320 {\an8}-J'ai hĂąte ! 1722 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:43,760 {\an8}Musique de guinguette 1723 01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:55,360 {\an8}Bsahtek, l'ambiance. 1724 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:58,000 {\an8}Musique mĂ©lancolique 1725 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,000 {\an8}... 1726 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,400 {\an8}... 1727 01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:06,640 {\an8}-Je t'aime, LĂ©on. -Moi aussi, Alice. 1728 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:11,120 {\an8}-Je t'ai trouvĂ©, papa ! -Bravo, Sarah ! 1729 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:12,520 {\an8}-T'es le meilleur des papas. 1730 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,680 {\an8}On joue Ă  chat. 1731 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:14,800 {\an8}T'es le chat ! 1732 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:21,160 {\an8}... 1733 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:22,560 {\an8}-Bonjour. 1734 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:35,840 {\an8}... 1735 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,040 {\an8}-ON VA BOIRE UN COUP ? 1736 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:52,920 {\an8}... 1737 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,080 {\an8}-C'est pour ça 1738 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:55,400 {\an8}que vous ĂȘtes habillĂ©s comme ça ? 1739 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:57,680 {\an8}-Oui. 1740 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,240 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes pas collabos ? 1741 01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:00,000 {\an8}-Non ! 1742 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:00,680 {\an8}-Non ! 1743 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,120 {\an8}-Bordel, c'Ă©tait foutrement long. Faut faire plus court. 1744 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,800 {\an8}-Sinon, ça aurait tenu en dix minutes. 1745 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,200 {\an8}LĂ , on a un beau duo, une belle intrigue. 1746 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,480 {\an8}-Les gars, vous ĂȘtes au courant ? 1747 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,200 {\an8}Un ravitailleur m'a dit 1748 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,640 {\an8}qu'on a arrĂȘtĂ© Michel. 1749 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,000 {\an8}Il Ă©tait rĂ©sistant. 1750 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,960 {\an8}Il s'appelle Renard, ce con. 1751 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:20,560 {\an8}Tout le rĂ©seau a sautĂ©. 1752 01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:22,800 {\an8}C'est pas Ă  vous que ça arriverait. 1753 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,440 {\an8}Oh putain ! 1754 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,640 {\an8}Max et LĂ©on, les deux bons Ă  rien. 1755 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,040 {\an8}De bons Aryens. 1756 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:30,120 {\an8}Elle est bonne. 1757 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:31,560 {\an8}A rien, Aryen. 1758 01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:33,960 {\an8}T'es pas mort, toi ? 1759 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,480 {\an8}Gros empotĂ©. 1760 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:39,360 {\an8}-Ca va ? -Ouais. 1761 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,040 {\an8}-Vous comptez faire quoi ? 1762 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,640 {\an8}-Nous battre. 1763 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:44,720 {\an8}Contre la pression. 1764 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,840 {\an8}-L'oppression. -Oui. 1765 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:50,560 {\an8}Pour la libertĂ© de notre France. -Qu'on aime. 1766 01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:51,880 {\an8}-Parce que messieurs, 1767 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,680 {\an8}le vrai courage 1768 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:56,560 {\an8}consiste Ă  ne pas dĂ©voiler sa cachette... 1769 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,800 {\an8}et Ă  ne pas... 1770 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,040 {\an8}Ă  se cacher... 1771 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,000 {\an8}Non... 1772 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:00,040 {\an8}Non... 1773 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,800 {\an8}-A se dĂ©voiler. -VoilĂ . 1774 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,560 {\an8}On va leur mettre une branlĂ©e. 1775 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,120 {\an8}Qui vient attaquer la Kommandantur ? 1776 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,880 {\an8}-Soyez plus bavarde que votre Renard. 1777 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,800 {\an8}On va pas tarder Ă  s'en faire une fourrure. 1778 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,760 {\an8}-Parce que c'est un renard. -ArrĂȘte de tout expliquer. 1779 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,600 {\an8}-Je vous en prie. 1780 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,000 {\an8}-Pourquoi tu fais ça ? -J'ai pas pu m'en empĂȘcher. 1781 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,520 {\an8}Bossa nova 1782 01:16:51,720 --> 01:17:00,000 {\an8}... 1783 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:11,600 {\an8}... 1784 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:15,480 {\an8}-J'ai d'autres moyens pour vous faire parler. 1785 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,200 {\an8}La sĂ©duction. 1786 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,440 {\an8}Ca vous dit quelque chose ? 1787 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:32,160 {\an8}Elles sont oĂč, les vendeuses de rillettes ? 1788 01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,360 {\an8}-Vous savez pas Ă  qui vous avez affaire. 1789 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:36,240 {\an8}Ils manient l'art de la discrĂ©tion. 1790 01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:39,440 {\an8}Ce sont des fantĂŽmes, des camĂ©lĂ©ons. 1791 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:42,120 {\an8}Ils ont dĂ©jĂ  franchi tous les barrages. 1792 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,480 {\an8}Ils sont dĂ©jĂ  trĂšs loin. 1793 01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:45,640 {\an8}Klaxon 1794 01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,920 {\an8}-J'arrive pas Ă  l'atteindre. -Tu me gĂȘnes. 1795 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,800 {\an8}-C'est bon, je l'ai ! 1796 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,520 {\an8}Musique Ă©pique 1797 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:57,120 {\an8}Ma porte coince. -SoulĂšve et pousse. 1798 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,920 {\an8}-Ca marche pas ! 1799 01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:00,000 {\an8}-Merde. 1800 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:00,280 {\an8}-Merde. 1801 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,080 {\an8}Tu parles d'une entrĂ©e fracassante. 1802 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:06,120 {\an8}... 1803 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:08,600 {\an8}-Deux de chaque cĂŽtĂ©, allez ! 1804 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:09,680 {\an8}-Schnell ! 1805 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,640 {\an8}-Toi aussi ! Et si vous voyez... 1806 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:16,880 {\an8}-Ca, c'est une entrĂ©e ! 1807 01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,600 {\an8}-Aigle perçant et Cheval de nuit. 1808 01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,280 {\an8}Coups de feu 1809 01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:22,520 {\an8}... 1810 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:24,360 {\an8}-Par ici, les garçons ! 1811 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,600 {\an8}Vous ĂȘtes entrĂ©s comme des dieux grecs. 1812 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,160 {\an8}-Au dĂ©but on voulait entrer par le toit. 1813 01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:32,320 {\an8}-Et les prisonniers ? 1814 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:36,280 {\an8}-Ils ont emmenĂ© le vieux monsieur et la chef, qui irait bien avec toi. 1815 01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:37,360 {\an8}-Et la petite ? 1816 01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:39,880 {\an8}-Elle est sĂ»rement en bas avec les autres. 1817 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,520 {\an8}-Max, descends libĂ©rer tout le monde. 1818 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:44,720 {\an8}Je monte chercher Alice et Michel. 1819 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:45,720 {\an8}EugĂšne, 1820 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,600 {\an8}Alice irait pas mieux avec moi ? 1821 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:50,040 {\an8}-On y va ? 1822 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,480 {\an8}-Ouais. -EugĂšne ! 1823 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:55,160 {\an8}... 1824 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,360 {\an8}-Alors ? -On les tient presque. 1825 01:18:58,560 --> 01:18:59,480 {\an8}-Ils vont venir pour elle. 1826 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:00,000 {\an8}Trouvez-les ! -Oui, oui. 1827 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,560 {\an8}Trouvez-les ! -Oui, oui. 1828 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:06,280 {\an8}-Il me dit "presque". 1829 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:09,040 {\an8}... 1830 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,240 {\an8}-C'est fermĂ© ! On est foutus ! 1831 01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:12,800 {\an8}-Je crois pas, non. 1832 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,280 {\an8}Il crie. 1833 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:22,360 {\an8}Il se passe quoi lĂ -haut ? 1834 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,480 {\an8}-On vient vous dĂ©livrer. 1835 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:25,960 {\an8}Sarah. OĂč est Sarah ? 1836 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,280 {\an8}-Elle s'est cachĂ©e Ă  l'arrivĂ©e de la Milice. 1837 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:29,960 {\an8}-Allez chercher Michel. 1838 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,600 {\an8}Trouvez des armes et des vĂ©hicules. 1839 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,880 {\an8}Et vous... Mettez un froc. 1840 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,520 {\an8}Musique inquiĂ©tante 1841 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:51,280 {\an8}... 1842 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:52,440 {\an8}-Salut, ma Piche. 1843 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:55,360 {\an8}Ah, la vache ! 1844 01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,240 {\an8}T'as le nez pointu ! 1845 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,560 {\an8}-Je vais te crever ! 1846 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:01,880 {\an8}Je vais te crever ! 1847 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,200 {\an8}-Calme-toi, Pichon ! 1848 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:08,680 {\an8}-Non ! 1849 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:10,880 {\an8}-Si ! 1850 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:13,600 {\an8}-LĂąche-moi ! 1851 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,440 {\an8}-Oh merde. 1852 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:20,480 {\an8}-Je vais mourir. -Non. 1853 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,200 {\an8}T'as rien du tout. 1854 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:24,640 {\an8}-Pardon. 1855 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,200 {\an8}Faut que je te dise... -Oui ? 1856 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,800 {\an8}-Depuis le dĂ©but, sur le front, 1857 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,040 {\an8}je voulais juste ĂȘtre copain avec vous. 1858 01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,280 {\an8}Musique mĂ©lancolique 1859 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:41,440 {\an8}... 1860 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,480 {\an8}Parce que tout petit, 1861 01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:47,200 {\an8}on se moquait de moi. 1862 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:51,320 {\an8}Alors j'ai toujours voulu me faire respecter. 1863 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:56,880 {\an8}J'ai toujours voulu 1864 01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:58,760 {\an8}faire partie de votre bande. 1865 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,000 {\an8}Qu'on dise pas juste "Max et LĂ©on", 1866 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,680 {\an8}Qu'on dise pas juste "Max et LĂ©on", 1867 01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:05,600 {\an8}mais qu'on dise "Max, LĂ©on et Pipou". 1868 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,440 {\an8}-PIPOU ! 1869 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:11,960 {\an8}C'est nul ! 1870 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:14,160 {\an8}-Je vais vous crever ! 1871 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:19,760 {\an8}-Bon. 1872 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,640 {\an8}-Bougez plus, posez vos armes. -Je te prĂ©viens, 1873 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:27,680 {\an8}CĂ©lestin. 1874 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:30,520 {\an8}Cette femme nous a appris Ă  viser comme personne. 1875 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,440 {\an8}-Vas-y, Aigle Perçant. 1876 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,000 {\an8}Elle crie. -Oh, pardon. 1877 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,800 {\an8}Son chargeur est vide. 1878 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:40,600 {\an8}Bossa nova 1879 01:21:40,800 --> 01:22:00,000 {\an8}... 1880 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:06,840 {\an8}... 1881 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,280 {\an8}-Saute-lui dessus ! 1882 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,920 {\an8}Musique inquiĂ©tante 1883 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:26,920 {\an8}-Je vous croyais avec moi. 1884 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:28,960 {\an8}-Nous, on est avec personne. 1885 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:30,000 {\an8}Avec tout le monde. 1886 01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:38,480 {\an8}... 1887 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,480 {\an8}-Vous voyez pas ? Ils vont tous nous bouffer. 1888 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:44,600 {\an8}Les communistes, les tziganes, les Juifs, les bridĂ©s. 1889 01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:45,680 {\an8}-Je suis pas d'accord. 1890 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:48,280 {\an8}-Bois un coup avec eux, ils sont sympathiques. 1891 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:49,800 {\an8}OK, les Bsahteks boivent pas. 1892 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:50,720 {\an8}-Et les Juifs ? 1893 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,440 {\an8}-Ils restent entre eux, 1894 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,200 {\an8}ils sont juifs manque de pot. 1895 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:55,480 {\an8}Mais ils ont le sens de la fĂȘte. 1896 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:58,080 {\an8}-Comme les tziganes. Ils ont piquĂ© ma montre 1897 01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,080 {\an8}mais c'est pas grave. 1898 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,000 {\an8}-Et un bridĂ©, c'est gentil. 1899 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:00,960 {\an8}-Et un bridĂ©, c'est gentil. 1900 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,600 {\an8}Faut pas ĂȘtre ignorant comme ça ! 1901 01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:06,000 {\an8}-Tu m'Ă©pates, mon pote. -Toi aussi. 1902 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:12,520 {\an8}-Qu'est-ce que vous racontez ? 1903 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,440 {\an8}J'ai besoin ni d'eux ni de vous. 1904 01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:16,560 {\an8}Je suis pour le gagnant. 1905 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,760 {\an8}Aujourd'hui, c'est les nazis. 1906 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,600 {\an8}Demain, ça change, je m'adapte. 1907 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,120 {\an8}Mais vous serez plus lĂ  1908 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,520 {\an8}pour voir ça. 1909 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:24,720 {\an8}Coup de feu 1910 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:33,760 {\an8}En fait, c'est vous qui allez tous nous bouffer. 1911 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:35,520 {\an8}Les gonzesses. 1912 01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:42,120 {\an8}-OH ! 1913 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:43,440 {\an8}NICE. 1914 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:45,160 {\an8}-Pour combien t'es au-dessus ? -Ah non. 1915 01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,480 {\an8}Pour combien t'es en dessous ? 1916 01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:50,440 {\an8}Alice. 1917 01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,160 {\an8}Quoi ? 1918 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:53,480 {\an8}Ah oui, pardon. 1919 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:55,680 {\an8}Pardon. 1920 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,880 {\an8}-Allez ! L'Anglais en slip, Michel, Sarah ! 1921 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,000 {\an8}-Oui ! L'Anglais en slip, Michel, Sarah. 1922 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,360 {\an8}-Oui ! L'Anglais en slip, Michel, Sarah. 1923 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,400 {\an8}-Tout est sĂ©curisĂ© ? -OUI ! 1924 01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:05,760 {\an8}Musique Ă©pique 1925 01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:11,280 {\an8}... 1926 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:14,080 {\an8}-J'ai un avion qui dĂ©colle dans une heure Ă  30 km d'ici. 1927 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,680 {\an8}-J'aurai pas le temps d'aller chercher la petite. 1928 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,360 {\an8}-On tiendra pas Ă  nous tous. 1929 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:19,880 {\an8}Et le Renard n'y survivra pas. 1930 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:21,480 {\an8}Il doit ĂȘtre soignĂ© maintenant. 1931 01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:32,360 {\an8}-EugĂšne, mets Michel 1932 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:34,440 {\an8}dans la voiture. -D'accord ! 1933 01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,000 {\an8}-Allez ! 1934 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,120 {\an8}-Petit cĂąlin, quand mĂȘme. 1935 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:58,000 {\an8}-LĂ©on ? -Oui ? 1936 01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,440 {\an8}-Si on s'en sort, 1937 01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,000 {\an8}tu pourras me faire ce que t'as jamais fait Ă  une femme. 1938 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,000 {\an8}tu pourras me faire ce que t'as jamais fait Ă  une femme. 1939 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,000 {\an8}-Ah bon ? 1940 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:04,760 {\an8}-MĂȘme... 1941 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:07,800 {\an8}-Tant que tu voudras. 1942 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,240 {\an8}-Oh putain ! 1943 01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:12,000 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 1944 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:19,400 {\an8}... 1945 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,080 {\an8}-Tirez-vous ! 1946 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,480 {\an8}Musique douce 1947 01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:35,120 {\an8}... 1948 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,440 {\an8}-Sarah ! -Je suis lĂ . 1949 01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:41,160 {\an8}Je suis lĂ . 1950 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:43,520 {\an8}Il est cassĂ©. 1951 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:45,960 {\an8}-Je t'en rachĂšterai un. 1952 01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:47,160 {\an8}Allez. 1953 01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:52,560 {\an8}Ou une poupĂ©e, plutĂŽt. 1954 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:53,960 {\an8}-Non. 1955 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:54,880 {\an8}-Max ! 1956 01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:58,960 {\an8}Maintenant que je suis rĂ©sistant, il me faut un nom de code. 1957 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:00,000 {\an8}J'ai choisi. 1958 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:00,440 {\an8}J'ai choisi. 1959 01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:02,440 {\an8}Poney. 1960 01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:04,120 {\an8}Poney. 1961 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:06,960 {\an8}C'est mignon, ça se faufile. 1962 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:08,640 {\an8}Ca a une criniĂšre. -C'est chouette. 1963 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:09,920 {\an8}-Ca se coiffe. 1964 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:10,920 {\an8}-Allez. 1965 01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:12,760 {\an8}-Ca te plaĂźt ? -Ouais. 1966 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,520 {\an8}-T'aimes ? -Oui, oui. 1967 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:17,600 {\an8}-Let's go! Direction : London. 1968 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,280 {\an8}-Tout va bien se passer. 1969 01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:21,480 {\an8}On s'en est sortis. -Ouais. 1970 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:23,600 {\an8}Musique douce 1971 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,440 {\an8}... 1972 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,160 {\an8}-AĂŻe ! -Oh, le bras, pardon. 1973 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:30,680 {\an8}J'avais oubliĂ©. 1974 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,640 {\an8}J'avais oubliĂ©. 1975 01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,600 {\an8}Ouais, plus tard. 1976 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:45,640 {\an8}... 1977 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,200 {\an8}-C'est toi, ça ? 1978 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,440 {\an8}-Ah, on nous voit bien. -Oui. 1979 01:26:49,640 --> 01:27:00,000 {\an8}... 1980 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:20,760 {\an8}... 1981 01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:22,920 {\an8}Cris de joie 1982 01:27:24,320 --> 01:27:25,520 {\an8}-Regardez qui est lĂ  ! 1983 01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:30,600 {\an8}... 1984 01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:32,040 {\an8}-T'as rĂ©ussi ! 1985 01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:33,480 {\an8}-On va boire un verre ! 1986 01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:53,840 {\an8}... 1987 01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:56,760 {\an8}-Je m'amuse avec les autres enfants. 1988 01:27:56,960 --> 01:28:00,000 {\an8}Les tontons me font rire quand ils boivent le pinard. 1989 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:00,440 {\an8}Les tontons me font rire quand ils boivent le pinard. 1990 01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,480 {\an8}On jouera quand ensemble ? J'ai un casse-noix. 1991 01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:05,960 {\an8}Je fais des gros bisous. Sarah. 1992 01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:10,880 {\an8}-Je la garde, tu vas la mouiller. 1993 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,320 {\an8}-Trois minutes ! 1994 01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:21,000 {\an8}-Alors, les gars, c'est aujourd'hui qu'on paie sa dette ? 1995 01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:23,760 {\an8}-On peut encore choisir la prison ? 1996 01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:26,040 {\an8}-En premiĂšre ligne ! 1997 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,440 {\an8}Ca va pĂ©ter ! 1998 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:29,560 {\an8}-15 minutes ! 1999 01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:32,160 {\an8}-Y a 2 secondes, ça faisait 3 minutes. 2000 01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:35,520 {\an8}-Je me prends de l'eau dans la gueule, je vois rien. 2001 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:37,520 {\an8}Je me prends tout en pleine tronche. 2002 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:41,840 {\an8}-Pardon ! 2003 01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:44,400 {\an8}-Et vous, le bigleux, 2004 01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:47,400 {\an8}si vous voulez frĂ©quenter ma fille, rendez-moi fier. 2005 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:49,040 {\an8}A cheval ! 2006 01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:51,640 {\an8}-Il est pas au courant ? -Non. 2007 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:54,680 {\an8}-DĂ©solĂ©. 2008 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:57,560 {\an8}On est arrivĂ©s. 2009 01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:00,000 {\an8}-Pour combien tu fais ça tous les jours ? 2010 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,480 {\an8}-Pour combien tu fais ça tous les jours ? 2011 01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:04,240 {\an8}-On est tous les deux ? -Si tu veux. 2012 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:05,960 {\an8}-Alors pour rien. 2013 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:10,040 {\an8}-Ils sont beaucoup. 2014 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,280 {\an8}-NICE. 2015 01:29:13,080 --> 01:30:00,000 {\an8}... 2016 01:30:00,000 --> 01:31:00,000 {\an8}... 2017 01:31:00,000 --> 01:32:00,000 {\an8}... 2018 01:32:00,000 --> 01:33:00,000 {\an8}... 2019 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:53,560 {\an8}... 2020 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:56,760 {\an8}Sous-titrage : Eclair Media 132780

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