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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,842 Hm. 2 00:00:23,844 --> 00:00:25,476 Hello, Ros. 3 00:00:28,483 --> 00:00:30,593 How's that novel you're working on? 4 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:34,180 It's okay, if you like scrumpled pieces of paper in a bin. 5 00:00:35,428 --> 00:00:37,188 You just haven't found your story yet. 6 00:00:42,051 --> 00:00:43,619 What's this one about? 7 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:46,401 Um... 8 00:00:46,403 --> 00:00:49,283 Oh, kids, magic... 9 00:00:50,595 --> 00:00:52,483 Wishes that cause trouble. 10 00:00:54,498 --> 00:00:56,512 Sounds a bit young. 11 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,979 Oh, no one's too old for wishes. 12 00:01:00,899 --> 00:01:02,242 Let's go, monkey. 13 00:01:02,243 --> 00:01:04,035 Oh, no, no. No charge. 14 00:01:04,995 --> 00:01:06,177 Thank you. 15 00:01:07,907 --> 00:01:10,690 Is that gel in your hair? 16 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:12,673 Come on, we're in a rush. Why? 17 00:01:12,675 --> 00:01:14,560 It looks weird. 18 00:01:14,562 --> 00:01:16,611 - How weird? - Really weird. 19 00:01:27,618 --> 00:01:29,568 There you are! 20 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:31,584 You are coming with me, young lady. 21 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:33,344 - I'm busy. - Busy? 22 00:01:33,345 --> 00:01:35,616 This is not busy. 23 00:01:35,618 --> 00:01:37,376 I'm making friends. 24 00:01:37,378 --> 00:01:39,489 You said I should make friends, right? 25 00:01:39,491 --> 00:01:42,272 Friends? This is not what a friend looks like. 26 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:46,752 This... this is a mugshot on the six o'clock news. 27 00:01:46,754 --> 00:01:48,064 You're lucky I don't call the cops. 28 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,211 Go ahead. Any luck, I'll get deported. 29 00:01:58,978 --> 00:02:01,247 Robbie... 30 00:02:01,249 --> 00:02:03,169 I thought I asked you to pack! 31 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:05,953 What good is that? 32 00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:09,152 What are you thinking about wearing for underpants? 33 00:02:09,154 --> 00:02:11,871 Because those games cartridges are not gonna supply adequate coverage. 34 00:02:11,873 --> 00:02:13,665 Come on, bit of action, please! 35 00:02:34,498 --> 00:02:36,927 I just don't know what's wrong with you, Smash. 36 00:02:36,929 --> 00:02:39,838 I've got a good mind not to take you on this vacation at all. 37 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,110 So don't. Take me somewhere good. 38 00:02:42,112 --> 00:02:44,607 - Like back home. - We are home. 39 00:02:44,608 --> 00:02:47,935 This sucky little country? Have you seen what they eat? 40 00:02:47,937 --> 00:02:50,528 Mushy peas. They eat mushy peas, Mom. 41 00:02:51,585 --> 00:02:53,022 And they drive on the left! 42 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,841 Oh, my gosh, you almost killed us! 43 00:02:59,361 --> 00:03:02,782 You're gonna absolutely love this place, guys, I promise. 44 00:03:02,784 --> 00:03:04,991 - Is there a phone signal? - I hope not. 45 00:03:04,993 --> 00:03:07,646 Imagine that, Robbie? All that peace and tranquility. 46 00:03:07,648 --> 00:03:09,055 Romping in the dunes. 47 00:03:09,057 --> 00:03:13,408 And there's a... there's a bit of a surprise. 48 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:17,950 - Is there Wi-Fi? - No, there's no Wi-Fi. 49 00:03:17,952 --> 00:03:20,894 - Is that the surprise? - No. 50 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:24,158 - It isn't a very good surprise. - Well, it's not the surprise. 51 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,774 What if mum wants to phone us? What if she's having a crisis? 52 00:03:27,777 --> 00:03:30,623 Mummy's a big girl, she can look after herself. 53 00:03:34,016 --> 00:03:36,735 Robbie, if you play that thing all the way, you're gonna be sick. 54 00:03:46,176 --> 00:03:49,021 See? I've been packed for weeks. 55 00:03:49,023 --> 00:03:51,037 I did mention we're going to the British coast, right? 56 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:52,478 You are, maybe. 57 00:03:52,479 --> 00:03:54,493 This is my luggage for the Seychelles, 58 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,637 where I'm moving soon as dad makes the call. 59 00:03:56,639 --> 00:03:58,461 Smash... 60 00:03:58,463 --> 00:04:00,541 Smash, I don't think your dad is... 61 00:04:00,543 --> 00:04:02,589 Smash! Smash! 62 00:04:02,592 --> 00:04:04,381 Hey, Maudie! 63 00:04:04,383 --> 00:04:06,526 - You wanna fly? - Yeah! Fly! 64 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,574 - What is this? - This is... 65 00:04:20,576 --> 00:04:22,237 It's just some sounds I'm getting in to. 66 00:04:22,239 --> 00:04:23,806 Some new ones. Gotta, uh... 67 00:04:23,808 --> 00:04:25,790 They're quite cool, these guys, actually. They're a... 68 00:04:27,552 --> 00:04:29,278 um... band. 69 00:04:30,624 --> 00:04:32,895 What do you think the surprise is gonna be? 70 00:04:34,334 --> 00:04:37,308 - Nothing good. - What if it's Mum? 71 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,126 What if they're getting back together? It'd be like before. 72 00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:43,548 Long silences and emotional repression? 73 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:47,616 Shh. Before that, when it was all all right. 74 00:05:06,047 --> 00:05:09,372 There's white sand beaches in the Seychelles, and flamingos. 75 00:05:09,374 --> 00:05:11,741 And probably tension, and civil unrest. 76 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:13,787 There's no unrest in the Seychelles. 77 00:05:13,789 --> 00:05:16,123 Your father's there, give them time. 78 00:05:18,623 --> 00:05:20,447 What is this? 79 00:05:22,237 --> 00:05:26,267 Oh, no, you have got to be kidding me? 80 00:05:26,269 --> 00:05:29,147 What? I can cook. 81 00:05:29,149 --> 00:05:31,708 Well, I'm a mom, aren't I? 82 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:33,437 Moms are supposed to cook. 83 00:05:33,439 --> 00:05:35,227 I don't wanna get poisoned. 84 00:05:39,069 --> 00:05:40,732 - You can't cook! - You'll see. 85 00:05:40,734 --> 00:05:42,109 You can't cook! 86 00:06:01,534 --> 00:06:04,540 So... what do you think? 87 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:06,331 I feel sick. 88 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:08,058 Just keep calm, deep breaths. 89 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:10,909 In through the nose, out through the mouth. 90 00:06:17,564 --> 00:06:20,506 - It's coming out. - Well, try to keep it in. 91 00:06:20,508 --> 00:06:22,460 - There you go, darling. - Thanks. 92 00:06:25,692 --> 00:06:27,034 Deep breaths. 93 00:06:59,388 --> 00:07:00,348 Mum! 94 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:26,265 Who are they? 95 00:07:27,995 --> 00:07:29,531 Let's go inside. 96 00:07:39,388 --> 00:07:41,528 Uh... 97 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:45,435 Maudie, Smash, this is David. 98 00:07:47,932 --> 00:07:51,068 Guys, I'd like you to meet Alice. 99 00:07:53,788 --> 00:07:55,866 You should know your mum talks about you girls all the time. 100 00:07:55,868 --> 00:07:57,722 Oh, what a coincidence. 101 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:59,356 She doesn't talk about you at all. 102 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:07,131 Why are you holding hands? 103 00:08:09,978 --> 00:08:11,706 Well, um... 104 00:08:13,755 --> 00:08:15,544 We have something to tell you. 105 00:08:15,546 --> 00:08:17,849 I feel sick. 106 00:08:17,851 --> 00:08:19,867 Ros, Robbie... 107 00:08:20,923 --> 00:08:22,712 Your dad and I, well, um... 108 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:26,552 We've been, well, we've been, um... 109 00:08:26,554 --> 00:08:29,113 We've been seeing each other. 110 00:08:29,115 --> 00:08:31,447 That is revolting! 111 00:08:31,450 --> 00:08:34,873 - Hey, Smash. - Can we go home, please? 112 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,656 Wait, when you say "seeing each other," 113 00:08:37,658 --> 00:08:39,865 you mean seeing each other? 114 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:42,712 Look, this holiday's a great opportunity for everyone to get to know each other. 115 00:08:42,714 --> 00:08:44,827 Come on. What do you say? 116 00:08:53,145 --> 00:08:55,255 Great going, Mom. 117 00:08:55,257 --> 00:08:58,618 You ruined my life. Again. 118 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,051 I'm going to my room. 119 00:09:02,553 --> 00:09:04,505 Okay. Let's go inside... 120 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,561 But... but what about Mum? 121 00:09:10,746 --> 00:09:12,666 Ros, Mum's not... 122 00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:16,183 Hey! 123 00:09:16,185 --> 00:09:18,903 That's my room! I was here first! 124 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:20,791 Are you kidding me? It's my room! 125 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,874 I said get out! 126 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:26,678 Stop it! It's my room now! 127 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,120 I was here first! 128 00:09:28,122 --> 00:09:30,711 - Stop it, go away! - It's my room! 129 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,920 This is my half. Stay out. 130 00:09:51,865 --> 00:09:53,783 Who brings books on a holiday? 131 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:56,696 - People who can read. - People with no lives. 132 00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:03,096 Look at these losers. 133 00:10:04,184 --> 00:10:05,497 Get off that. 134 00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:16,215 Hey... 135 00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:18,488 Look, we're gonna make it work, for all of them. 136 00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:20,855 Yes, we are. 137 00:10:20,856 --> 00:10:22,681 - Is that...? - Yes. 138 00:10:23,801 --> 00:10:26,453 Oh! 139 00:10:26,455 --> 00:10:28,151 Get off of me! 140 00:10:29,335 --> 00:10:30,486 - You get off of me! - Stop it! 141 00:10:30,488 --> 00:10:32,021 Hey! 142 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:33,814 - Both of you, calm down. - She started it! 143 00:10:33,816 --> 00:10:36,022 - She started it! - Smash, you're just impossible. 144 00:10:36,024 --> 00:10:37,239 I don't wanna be here! 145 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,614 I don't want to be here! 146 00:10:38,616 --> 00:10:40,631 Right! I have an idea. 147 00:10:40,632 --> 00:10:43,768 Why don't we all go... for a picnic? 148 00:10:51,415 --> 00:10:53,621 This place is gross. 149 00:10:53,623 --> 00:10:55,222 Smash, try to be nice. 150 00:10:55,224 --> 00:10:57,941 How? There's all this gross stuff on my shoe. 151 00:10:57,943 --> 00:10:59,222 Tell you what, why don't we play a game? 152 00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:00,278 I spy with my little eye, 153 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,966 something beginning with W. 154 00:11:02,968 --> 00:11:04,853 Weirdo. 155 00:11:04,855 --> 00:11:07,000 Maudie, David is not a weirdo. 156 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,606 - Oh. - Hello! 157 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:15,253 You must be the new tenants over at the cottage. 158 00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:17,493 You must be Mr. Trent from the, uh... 159 00:11:17,495 --> 00:11:20,820 The mansion? Yes, that's right, I live in a mansion. 160 00:11:20,822 --> 00:11:22,805 This is all part of my estate. 161 00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:25,207 This is, um, quite some backyard you got here. 162 00:11:27,606 --> 00:11:30,645 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't quite understand what you're saying. 163 00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:32,692 Oh! 164 00:11:32,695 --> 00:11:35,926 - Alice is American. - Ah! You're an American. 165 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,783 For a moment I thought you had a speech impediment. 166 00:11:39,255 --> 00:11:42,964 And you've got... four children! 167 00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:44,533 You have been busy, haven't you? 168 00:11:44,535 --> 00:11:47,253 Oh, no. They're not all of our... 169 00:11:47,255 --> 00:11:49,077 No, we're still getting to know each other. 170 00:11:49,079 --> 00:11:51,638 - As if we have a choice. - Smash, please. 171 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,997 And this is Alice's daughter. 172 00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:58,422 Oh, and for some reason you've called her Smash. 173 00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:01,748 How delightful. Who's the rest of the crew? 174 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:03,510 Crash, Bang and Wallop? 175 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:07,285 Oh, my... 176 00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:08,981 Well, that is extraordinary. 177 00:12:10,454 --> 00:12:12,085 You... 178 00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:14,036 You, don't move. 179 00:12:15,894 --> 00:12:16,950 Brilliant. 180 00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:23,444 Oh! And one of the rest of you. 181 00:12:23,446 --> 00:12:25,812 Well, better be getting back to the old mansion. 182 00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:28,374 Do let me know if you need, uh... 183 00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:32,148 - Anything? - Yeah. 184 00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:34,260 That would go there as a noun, wouldn't it? 185 00:12:34,262 --> 00:12:36,629 Anything. Anything. Anything. 186 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:41,139 He seems like a very interesting fellow. 187 00:12:41,141 --> 00:12:43,829 Shall we? W. 188 00:12:46,486 --> 00:12:48,147 - Anyone? - Water? 189 00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:50,163 Very good. 190 00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:03,060 Why do you call her Smash? 191 00:13:03,062 --> 00:13:04,915 Her real name's Samantha. 192 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,451 Excuse me. 193 00:13:18,454 --> 00:13:20,117 Hey. 194 00:13:33,877 --> 00:13:36,210 Hey! Give it back! 195 00:13:36,212 --> 00:13:38,258 - You want it? - Smash. 196 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:41,140 Hey! Give that back now, Samantha! 197 00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:45,076 - Don't call me that. - Give me that back! 198 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,668 Give it back! 199 00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:55,284 Give it back! 200 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,980 Smash? 201 00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:08,243 Smash, are you all right?! 202 00:14:08,244 --> 00:14:12,370 - Smash? - It's a tunnel. 203 00:14:12,372 --> 00:14:15,954 - Where does it go? - Away from you. 204 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,107 We should tell someone. 205 00:14:17,109 --> 00:14:18,834 She... she might get hurt. 206 00:14:18,836 --> 00:14:20,818 - She's got my game. - Robbie! 207 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,417 Robbie, come back! 208 00:14:22,419 --> 00:14:26,004 - Wait for me! - Maudie, no. Come back. 209 00:14:26,772 --> 00:14:28,051 Oh... 210 00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:39,795 Maudie! 211 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,411 Maudie! 212 00:14:47,604 --> 00:14:50,451 Maudie! Maudie, come back! 213 00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:01,555 Give it! 214 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,787 - Poor little Robbie. - Give it! 215 00:15:20,531 --> 00:15:22,736 Robbie, be careful, just... 216 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,747 - It's dangerous! - You wanna see dangerous? 217 00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:28,147 Smash, come down! 218 00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:31,346 You're frightening Maudie! 219 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:39,569 Hey, Robbie Hood. Fetch. 220 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:40,978 Smash! 221 00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:44,785 Come on, kid. What you scared of? 222 00:15:51,986 --> 00:15:53,137 Fairy? 223 00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:16,978 It's got my shoe! It's got my shoe! 224 00:16:20,977 --> 00:16:23,217 Oh, it's got my shoe! 225 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,697 Run, Maudie! Run to the rocks! 226 00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,384 Maudie, come here, come here, come here. 227 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,865 No! 228 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,864 Here. 229 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,566 It's coming! 230 00:17:46,385 --> 00:17:47,822 Hmm? 231 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:49,934 What the...? 232 00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:51,598 I can hit it! Shall I hit it?! 233 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,598 No! Hit her, she's hurting me! 234 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,261 Did it just speak? 235 00:17:57,264 --> 00:18:00,525 Speak? That was angry shouting. 236 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:02,606 If I was gonna speak, I would have said something like, 237 00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:04,461 "Oh! What's that?!" 238 00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:15,981 Fine, you got me. What do you want? 239 00:18:15,983 --> 00:18:17,613 My sister's shoe. 240 00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:19,373 I don't know what you're talking about. 241 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,453 You stole it right off her foot. 242 00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:25,709 Anything that touches this beach is an offering to the Psammead. 243 00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:29,165 - Psammead? - Yes, hello. 244 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:31,884 I'll take most offerings, I'm not fussy. 245 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:35,660 I know this. This is from my book, Five Children and It. 246 00:18:35,663 --> 00:18:39,053 The kids, they find this thing and it gives them wishes. 247 00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:42,764 One a day, but nothing longer than a sentence. 248 00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:44,397 But you don't want to wish. 249 00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:45,932 They never work out. 250 00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:47,821 There's consequences. 251 00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:49,261 Something unfortunate happens, 252 00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:51,374 you blame me, I get a bad name. 253 00:18:51,376 --> 00:18:53,037 Wishes are bad news. 254 00:18:53,038 --> 00:18:55,340 I wish I was the best climber in the world. 255 00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,077 Was that it? 256 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,316 What do you mean, "was that it?" 257 00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:11,564 I nearly burst! 258 00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:14,765 So, we make a wish and you, what, make a fart? 259 00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:18,092 Magic isn't all twinkly lights and stardust, you know. 260 00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:21,068 Some of us have to work with enchanted stomach gasses. 261 00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:24,172 Now, if you'll excuse me. 262 00:19:24,175 --> 00:19:26,155 Wait! Don't go. 263 00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:28,620 Oh, yeah, we wanna wish for more farts. 264 00:19:28,622 --> 00:19:30,125 I'm sorry, 265 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,875 did I make the granting of your heart's desire look easy? 266 00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:35,563 Because it isn't! It's extremely tiring! 267 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,669 - And stinky. - Hmm... 268 00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,940 If you want a dead Psammead on your hands, 269 00:19:40,942 --> 00:19:43,500 go ahead, ask for two wishes. 270 00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:46,700 Until then, one a day is the best I can do. 271 00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:50,092 Come back tomorrow, if you survive this one. 272 00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,901 I want my fairy. 273 00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:10,444 Aww... 274 00:20:10,446 --> 00:20:12,236 Look, it works! 275 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:16,493 Robbie, be careful! 276 00:20:19,022 --> 00:20:21,868 Hey! Whoa! 277 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,469 Robbie! 278 00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:29,164 These wishes, they can... There's a catch, I know there is. 279 00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:33,964 Higher! Faster! 280 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,699 Maybe we should go and look for them. 281 00:20:38,702 --> 00:20:40,842 Maybe we should stay here and... 282 00:20:43,052 --> 00:20:44,715 No, I think we should look for them. 283 00:20:44,717 --> 00:20:45,995 I guess that would be 284 00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:48,202 - the responsible thing to do. - Mmm. 285 00:20:48,204 --> 00:20:50,507 Ooh. Got bars. 286 00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:51,723 Wait one second. 287 00:20:51,725 --> 00:20:52,715 Hello? 288 00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:55,242 No, it's fine. Shoot. 289 00:20:55,244 --> 00:20:56,842 What? Hello? 290 00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:59,114 Can you hear me? Yes! 291 00:20:59,117 --> 00:21:01,098 Hey, Ros, are you enjoying the sea air? 292 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,763 Can't talk. Book. 293 00:21:12,589 --> 00:21:15,210 Well, it's nice to see you running about a bit. 294 00:21:15,212 --> 00:21:16,553 Robbie! 295 00:21:16,555 --> 00:21:19,021 Robbie, get down! The wish ends at sunset! 296 00:21:24,396 --> 00:21:25,899 Faster! 297 00:21:26,859 --> 00:21:27,819 Higher! 298 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,988 More dangerous! 299 00:21:43,851 --> 00:21:45,196 Robbie, hang on! 300 00:22:08,138 --> 00:22:09,354 Grab the rope! 301 00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:56,456 Oh, my Switch! 302 00:23:01,193 --> 00:23:02,153 Come on, Maudie. 303 00:23:04,937 --> 00:23:06,695 Are you okay? 304 00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:07,851 Yeah, my game's okay. 305 00:23:09,545 --> 00:23:12,297 Oh, for goodness sake. 306 00:23:12,299 --> 00:23:15,143 Get your head out of that screen, Robbie. 307 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:17,159 A bit of exercise! 308 00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:18,346 Come on. 309 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:26,696 You'd think that he'd mention, 310 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,672 "Oh, and by the way, the magic wears off at sunset." 311 00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:33,704 - There's dribble on my fairy! - Oh. 312 00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:03,494 That was pretty amazing today, right? 313 00:24:03,496 --> 00:24:06,919 I mean, wishes. Real wishes. 314 00:24:06,921 --> 00:24:08,968 - Have you thought about what you might... - No. 315 00:24:11,401 --> 00:24:13,958 Fine. You're not the only one with a phone. 316 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,847 Oh, you call that a phone? 317 00:24:15,849 --> 00:24:18,438 My dad got mine. It's the best. 318 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,352 Just like my life will be when he takes me away from all of this. 319 00:24:28,199 --> 00:24:30,537 Yes! I got a bar! 320 00:24:33,255 --> 00:24:35,049 Look, I can make films with it. 321 00:24:36,712 --> 00:24:39,945 Here you go. Your favorite. 322 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,976 Let me get you two together. 323 00:24:45,543 --> 00:24:46,664 Do a kiss. 324 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:59,016 Let's see what else that thing does, shall we? 325 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:03,720 Okay. 326 00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:08,293 - Hi. - Dad! 327 00:25:08,295 --> 00:25:09,925 I'm sorry I can't take your call right now. 328 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,590 Please leave your message after the tone, 329 00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:13,127 and I'll get back to you as soon as I... 330 00:26:06,247 --> 00:26:07,557 Looking for someone? 331 00:26:07,559 --> 00:26:10,949 Hey, don't pelt me with sea barf. 332 00:26:10,951 --> 00:26:13,604 - Sorry, it's a reflex. - To what? 333 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:17,636 To foolish children in search of ill-advised wishes. 334 00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:19,972 Then I got great news for you, Sammy. 335 00:26:19,974 --> 00:26:22,436 Because this is the best wish you've ever heard. 336 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:40,038 Mum? 337 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,932 Ros, I want you to bring Maudie. 338 00:26:56,934 --> 00:26:58,307 I don't want her to miss this. 339 00:26:58,309 --> 00:27:00,004 - Miss what? - You'll find out. 340 00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:01,603 I'm sending someone to pick you up. 341 00:27:01,605 --> 00:27:03,174 Where from? 342 00:27:07,621 --> 00:27:11,365 Um, Smash said she's gone out for a nature walk. 343 00:27:12,516 --> 00:27:14,021 What did she really say? 344 00:27:15,141 --> 00:27:18,148 Uh... that she hates all of us 345 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:21,154 and we should just butt out of her life. 346 00:27:21,157 --> 00:27:23,363 That sounds like my daughter. 347 00:27:23,365 --> 00:27:27,684 No whisk, so, um... spoon? 348 00:27:28,677 --> 00:27:30,115 Okay. 349 00:27:30,117 --> 00:27:33,282 Anyway, we were just wondering if maybe we could join her? 350 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,491 That's a funny way of butting out of her life. 351 00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:37,635 Well, just trying to make an effort. 352 00:27:37,637 --> 00:27:40,354 Oh, good for you, Ros. Making new friends, that's nice. 353 00:27:40,357 --> 00:27:42,051 Whoa! 354 00:27:44,868 --> 00:27:47,682 - Oh, are you okay?! - Yes, yes, yes. No! 355 00:27:47,684 --> 00:27:48,802 Okay, we gotta go. 356 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:54,402 Has Smash run away again? 357 00:27:54,404 --> 00:27:56,995 No, she just wants us to take you to her. 358 00:27:56,997 --> 00:28:00,643 - Am I running away too? - No one's running away. 359 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,530 She's made a wish, that's all. 360 00:28:02,532 --> 00:28:06,370 She got up early and made a wish, without telling us. 361 00:28:06,372 --> 00:28:08,484 - What wish? - I don't know. 362 00:28:11,429 --> 00:28:13,698 Maybe she wished to be invisible. 363 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,779 Invisible would be cool. 364 00:28:25,444 --> 00:28:29,284 Huh. Yeah, I don't think she wished to be invisible. 365 00:28:42,724 --> 00:28:46,628 Maudie! Robbie! Wait! 366 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,348 Wait! Come back! 367 00:28:50,435 --> 00:28:53,444 Maudie! Where are we going? 368 00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:58,852 Put your seatbelt on! 369 00:29:25,027 --> 00:29:25,987 No. 370 00:30:26,402 --> 00:30:28,095 Robbie. 371 00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:29,919 Maudie. 372 00:30:29,921 --> 00:30:31,807 The other one. 373 00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:33,986 Coco's waiting inside. Follow me. 374 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,615 Who's Coco? 375 00:30:39,617 --> 00:30:41,535 That's Coco Rayne. 376 00:30:41,537 --> 00:30:45,375 I want shorter there, longer here. A lot more feathers. 377 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,551 And you, add a cape. 378 00:30:47,553 --> 00:30:49,761 Ah, you made it! 379 00:30:53,057 --> 00:30:56,031 Not long to go now. You must be so excited! 380 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:59,871 Confused, mostly. Where's Smash? 381 00:30:59,873 --> 00:31:01,825 Come with me, I'll take you to her. 382 00:31:03,745 --> 00:31:06,943 No, of course, none of this is any surprise to me. 383 00:31:06,944 --> 00:31:09,216 I knew she had it the moment I first saw her. 384 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:20,223 Hey, Maudie! Big sis is a star! What do you think? 385 00:31:20,225 --> 00:31:23,646 Come on, let's get you into make-up, Maudie. 386 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,590 The new video has got two billion views. 387 00:31:26,592 --> 00:31:29,087 Smash, you are the hottest act on the planet. 388 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:30,750 What about us? 389 00:31:30,752 --> 00:31:32,510 There's some super fans who won a competition. 390 00:31:32,512 --> 00:31:34,302 - Go stand by them. - Hey, excuse me. 391 00:31:34,303 --> 00:31:36,641 - Yeah? - Girls, take a photo. Take a photo. 392 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,649 Yeah. 393 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,795 Nice. All right, let's go talk to the media. 394 00:31:44,806 --> 00:31:45,342 Okay. 395 00:31:45,344 --> 00:31:47,837 Okay, don't forget to talk about your fragrance, okay? 396 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,278 This is forever, Smash. 397 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,742 You could have at least told us before you just ran off... 398 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:52,993 Somebody throw a sheet over that. 399 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,631 Robbie! 400 00:32:01,633 --> 00:32:04,574 - Smash? Maudie? - Ros? 401 00:32:04,576 --> 00:32:08,062 Yes, where is your mysterious daughter? 402 00:32:08,064 --> 00:32:10,784 What's she up to, eh? 403 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,631 Mr. Trent? 404 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:24,605 Oh... Hello! 405 00:32:24,607 --> 00:32:27,389 Well, fancy seeing you here, 406 00:32:27,391 --> 00:32:29,917 on this, uh, craggy pathway. 407 00:32:29,919 --> 00:32:31,102 What are you doing? 408 00:32:31,103 --> 00:32:33,820 Oh, what, on the... with the... and the... 409 00:32:33,823 --> 00:32:36,765 I just, uh... nature survey, actually. 410 00:32:36,767 --> 00:32:40,829 Um, just studying the fauna and flora of the area. 411 00:32:40,831 --> 00:32:42,717 Oh, there's a bee. 412 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,701 You haven't seen our children, have you? They seem to have disappeared. 413 00:32:44,703 --> 00:32:46,846 They haven't disappeared, we just don't know where they've gone. 414 00:32:46,848 --> 00:32:48,317 Which is pretty much the same thing. 415 00:32:48,319 --> 00:32:49,789 I knew we shouldn't let them wander off. 416 00:32:49,792 --> 00:32:52,221 David, they're children. You gotta give 'em some freedom. 417 00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:53,533 Well, I do give them freedom, 418 00:32:53,535 --> 00:32:55,932 I just tend to be with them at the time. 419 00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,820 Do you know what? They're gonna be fine. 420 00:32:57,823 --> 00:33:00,637 I grew up here myself, and I was forever darting off into these moors, 421 00:33:00,638 --> 00:33:02,205 in pursuit of some creature or another. 422 00:33:02,207 --> 00:33:03,901 Oh, to be young again, 423 00:33:03,903 --> 00:33:08,316 and innocently pulling the wings off some natural creation. 424 00:33:08,318 --> 00:33:10,204 Tsk. 425 00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:11,325 Here's a thought. 426 00:33:11,327 --> 00:33:13,533 Why don't you and your family 427 00:33:13,535 --> 00:33:15,964 come over to the mansion tomorrow? 428 00:33:15,966 --> 00:33:17,404 We could all spend some time together. 429 00:33:17,406 --> 00:33:20,380 Have a little drinky. Might be rather fun. 430 00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:21,885 Oh, no, we wouldn't wanna impose. 431 00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:24,093 It's not an imposition! I insist! 432 00:33:24,095 --> 00:33:26,908 I'd love it. I was never blessed with children myself, 433 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:29,660 and I think you can learn so much from them, can't you? 434 00:33:29,662 --> 00:33:33,500 Well, that's very... very, very kind of you. 435 00:33:33,502 --> 00:33:35,676 - Thank you. - So, you'll come? 436 00:33:35,678 --> 00:33:37,535 I'll put it in the pad. Tomorrow. 437 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:44,255 Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! 438 00:33:55,357 --> 00:33:59,739 Um, hello, Smash, maybe we can stop to talk about how all you... 439 00:33:59,741 --> 00:34:01,500 Let's go. Go, go, go! 440 00:34:01,502 --> 00:34:04,285 Smash! 441 00:34:19,517 --> 00:34:21,659 Who wants to party?! 442 00:34:23,741 --> 00:34:26,364 I said who wants to party?! 443 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,164 This show's for my sister, Maudie! 444 00:34:33,982 --> 00:34:35,356 Let's Smash it, everyone! 445 00:35:26,556 --> 00:35:28,826 What? What happened? 446 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:29,977 Sunset. 447 00:35:29,979 --> 00:35:31,675 No, no, no, but it hardly started. 448 00:35:31,677 --> 00:35:33,305 No, I want them back! 449 00:35:33,307 --> 00:35:35,833 Oi! How did you get in here?! 450 00:35:35,835 --> 00:35:37,019 Run! 451 00:35:38,619 --> 00:35:39,964 Run! 452 00:35:47,197 --> 00:35:49,146 This is trash! I want it back! 453 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,577 I want it... I want it all back! 454 00:35:51,579 --> 00:35:52,921 You can't. 455 00:35:52,923 --> 00:35:55,609 You have it for a while, then it's gone. 456 00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,913 That's the way it is. 457 00:35:57,915 --> 00:36:00,378 We're gonna be in so much trouble. 458 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:03,513 They are going to be in so much trouble. 459 00:36:03,516 --> 00:36:05,819 I thought we should give them some freedom? 460 00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:17,720 Passengers are reminded... 461 00:36:17,722 --> 00:36:19,481 Sorry. Come on, Maudie. 462 00:36:19,484 --> 00:36:21,624 You're so slow! 463 00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:23,897 Smash, have you got any idea how we're going to get home? 464 00:36:23,899 --> 00:36:25,656 - Hurry up! - Wait! 465 00:36:25,658 --> 00:36:27,320 The train service to Penzance 466 00:36:27,322 --> 00:36:29,530 is now standing at platform eight. 467 00:36:29,532 --> 00:36:31,032 Calling at Reading, Bristol Parkway... 468 00:36:31,034 --> 00:36:32,249 Hurry up. 469 00:36:32,251 --> 00:36:34,968 - We don't have tickets! - Just act natural! 470 00:36:36,379 --> 00:36:37,530 Just go on! 471 00:36:39,802 --> 00:36:41,018 Shut the door. 472 00:36:43,514 --> 00:36:45,560 We used to do this all the time back home, 473 00:36:45,562 --> 00:36:46,872 but the bathrooms are much bigger there. 474 00:36:46,874 --> 00:36:48,635 Americans have bigger butts. 475 00:37:01,723 --> 00:37:03,641 Two girls, both 13 years old, 476 00:37:03,643 --> 00:37:05,400 a boy, nine, probably with his hood up, 477 00:37:05,402 --> 00:37:06,648 and a five-year-old girl. 478 00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:09,367 You sure they're not on a nature ramble? 479 00:37:09,369 --> 00:37:11,544 At night? No. 480 00:37:11,545 --> 00:37:13,399 Well, there's a lot to see at night. 481 00:37:13,401 --> 00:37:15,127 Badgers, owls... 482 00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:17,465 What? David, why is he asking about owls? 483 00:37:17,466 --> 00:37:18,967 They're not looking at owls. 484 00:37:18,969 --> 00:37:21,306 Are you sure? Fascinating creatures. 485 00:37:23,803 --> 00:37:26,200 Right. Okay. 486 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,799 It's gonna be okay. 487 00:37:27,801 --> 00:37:31,383 - Now, this is a tawny owl. - I don't... 488 00:37:31,385 --> 00:37:34,199 I don't want to look at owls. 489 00:37:34,201 --> 00:37:37,401 I want you to find our children, please. 490 00:37:40,089 --> 00:37:41,209 You tried ringing them? 491 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:44,920 Mmm-hmm. But there's no signal. 492 00:37:44,922 --> 00:37:47,288 There's one up that ladder. 493 00:37:50,874 --> 00:37:53,623 Forgetting it. 494 00:37:53,624 --> 00:37:55,321 It's my turn on the seat, move. 495 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,512 You know, none of us chose this, Smash. 496 00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:05,111 We could at least try to get along. 497 00:38:05,113 --> 00:38:08,152 Not me. I'm gonna go live with my dad in the Seychelles. 498 00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:10,359 Yeah, and what about your mum? 499 00:38:10,361 --> 00:38:14,103 She won't even notice. All she cares about is her dumb job. 500 00:38:17,112 --> 00:38:18,872 It's your mum! 501 00:38:18,874 --> 00:38:20,919 - What are you gonna tell her? - That it's your fault. 502 00:38:20,921 --> 00:38:24,567 Hi! Hi, Alice. It's Ros. 503 00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:27,511 Ros, where are you? Are Maudie and Smash with you? 504 00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:31,318 Um, yes, um, Smash's hand got stung by a bee, 505 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,750 and it swelled up and we got taken to a hospital. 506 00:38:33,752 --> 00:38:35,702 What? Hospital? 507 00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:36,951 How'd you get to the hospital? What happened? 508 00:38:36,953 --> 00:38:38,103 No, we're fine, we're fine. 509 00:38:38,105 --> 00:38:39,606 Um, they gave her an injection 510 00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:41,014 and we're just waiting for the swelling to go down. 511 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:43,959 Occupied. 512 00:38:46,232 --> 00:38:47,863 That was Smash, yeah. 513 00:38:47,865 --> 00:38:50,038 Which hospital? We'll come and get you. 514 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,014 Um, the... they're gonna put us on the train. 515 00:38:53,016 --> 00:38:54,583 You can pick us up from the station. 516 00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:58,263 A train? Hasn't this country heard of an ambulance before? 517 00:38:58,264 --> 00:38:59,830 Calm down, calm down, calm... 518 00:39:05,591 --> 00:39:07,032 Where's your mom? 519 00:39:08,728 --> 00:39:10,581 She's at university. 520 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:14,229 - Oh, your dad cheated on her? - No, of course not. 521 00:39:14,231 --> 00:39:16,566 She just wanted to find herself. 522 00:39:16,568 --> 00:39:18,552 Find herself a long way from you. 523 00:39:19,864 --> 00:39:21,400 Is that why your dad left you? 524 00:39:22,807 --> 00:39:25,653 No. He just got fed up with my mom, 525 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,064 just like everyone else does. 526 00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:33,400 Daddy's gone to live with a new lady. 527 00:39:35,638 --> 00:39:39,702 She reeled him in with her tight, 20-year-old tushy. 528 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,533 We're now approaching St. Austell. 529 00:39:44,535 --> 00:39:46,168 I think this is our stop. 530 00:39:50,646 --> 00:39:52,696 Tickets, now. 531 00:40:01,527 --> 00:40:03,063 Finally. 532 00:40:09,975 --> 00:40:11,828 Unbelievable. 533 00:40:11,830 --> 00:40:13,172 Totally unbelievable. 534 00:40:13,175 --> 00:40:14,516 I just can't get my head around it. 535 00:40:14,518 --> 00:40:16,181 I know. Totally out of control. 536 00:40:16,183 --> 00:40:17,909 I can't believe that Ros and Robbie would ever do anything like that. 537 00:40:17,911 --> 00:40:20,437 It's just not like them. 538 00:40:20,439 --> 00:40:23,540 Meaning what? It's all Smash's fault? 539 00:40:23,542 --> 00:40:27,668 Of course not. Although... they've just never broken the law before. 540 00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:30,355 Well, you never let them out of your house, David. 541 00:40:30,357 --> 00:40:32,341 I mean, what are they gonna do, embezzle your rhubarb? 542 00:40:32,343 --> 00:40:34,868 - Let's not argue. - No, let's argue. 543 00:40:34,870 --> 00:40:36,245 Come on, you have a problem with my parenting? 544 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:37,717 I wanna hear what you have to say. 545 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,221 I... I don't have a problem with your parenting. 546 00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:40,885 Although, obviously... 547 00:40:40,886 --> 00:40:42,967 Obviously, obviously what? 548 00:40:44,598 --> 00:40:46,516 - Smash has her issues, but... - Issues? 549 00:40:46,518 --> 00:40:49,812 You said issues. You told me that she had issue... 550 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,987 Let's... let's just... let's just forget everything 551 00:40:51,989 --> 00:40:53,043 and just... and move on. 552 00:40:53,045 --> 00:40:54,259 No, no, no. Don't do that, 553 00:40:54,261 --> 00:40:55,891 don't try to smooth everything over. 554 00:40:55,893 --> 00:40:58,003 - Tell me what you mean. - I didn't mean anything. 555 00:40:58,005 --> 00:40:59,796 I... I'm sorry I mentioned it. 556 00:40:59,798 --> 00:41:02,739 I don't want apologies, David. I wanna know what you feel. 557 00:41:02,742 --> 00:41:03,830 What are you thinking? 558 00:41:58,484 --> 00:42:00,275 Do it again. 559 00:42:00,277 --> 00:42:01,715 I want it again! 560 00:42:01,717 --> 00:42:04,050 I don't do the same wish twice. 561 00:42:05,461 --> 00:42:07,955 - What are you doing?! - It's my turn for a wish! 562 00:42:07,957 --> 00:42:10,994 Oh, great, and what lame-o thing are you gonna ask for? World peace? 563 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:14,130 World peace? Finally. 564 00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:15,444 No! 565 00:42:17,108 --> 00:42:19,859 Maybe you should wish to be a famous writer. 566 00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:21,617 Maybe you should wish yourself up a brain. 567 00:42:21,619 --> 00:42:23,537 Maybe you should wish yourself up a boyfriend! 568 00:42:23,539 --> 00:42:26,739 Maybe I should wish for the sweet release of oblivion. 569 00:42:26,740 --> 00:42:30,353 What about two wishes today, Sammy? 570 00:42:30,356 --> 00:42:33,714 Two wishes a day is extremely hazardous for me. 571 00:42:33,715 --> 00:42:35,698 If you want two wishes a day, 572 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:39,250 I suggest you find one of the two-wish-a-day-Psammeads. 573 00:42:39,253 --> 00:42:41,585 Where are they? 574 00:42:41,587 --> 00:42:42,964 Extinct. 575 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:52,530 Great, now you scared him off! 576 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:54,929 - I scared him off?! - Yeah, you scared him off! 577 00:42:54,931 --> 00:42:56,273 - I did not scare him off! - Hey! Stop it! 578 00:42:56,275 --> 00:42:58,132 - I touched you! - You pushed me! 579 00:43:01,332 --> 00:43:03,060 Good morning. 580 00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:08,436 Do you think maybe we could not, um... 581 00:43:14,226 --> 00:43:16,977 Can we put last night behind us? 582 00:43:16,979 --> 00:43:18,386 That's the problem, isn't it? 583 00:43:18,388 --> 00:43:22,257 Putting things behind us, pretending everything's okay. 584 00:43:22,259 --> 00:43:24,148 I don't know if it's gonna work. 585 00:43:25,108 --> 00:43:26,577 What, because I said... 586 00:43:26,579 --> 00:43:28,816 It's not what you said, it's what you don't say. 587 00:43:28,819 --> 00:43:31,473 I never know what you're feeling because you're... 588 00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:33,457 You're always so damn reasonable. 589 00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:36,273 You know, sometimes you just gotta let it rip. 590 00:43:39,251 --> 00:43:41,393 Do you think that might be too many raisins? 591 00:43:44,114 --> 00:43:45,490 Yeah, maybe. 592 00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:48,177 Look, I promise 593 00:43:48,179 --> 00:43:53,553 I will... I will try to be a lot more unreasonable. 594 00:43:53,555 --> 00:43:55,538 - Okay? - Okay. 595 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:01,103 Let's give the kids another chance today, 596 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:02,737 maybe they'll calm down a bit. 597 00:44:02,739 --> 00:44:04,689 - Yeah. - You're pushing me. 598 00:44:04,691 --> 00:44:06,928 Ow, stop, why are you kicking me? 599 00:44:06,929 --> 00:44:08,145 I'm just trying to walk through the door. 600 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,361 So am I! 601 00:44:14,866 --> 00:44:17,136 This is it. 602 00:44:17,138 --> 00:44:18,480 Dad! 603 00:44:19,666 --> 00:44:21,393 - I was walking! - Dad, she hit me! 604 00:44:21,394 --> 00:44:22,768 - Oh, sorry for walking. - Smash, come on, please. 605 00:44:22,770 --> 00:44:24,432 - There's a bruise. - Oh, there's a bruise? 606 00:44:24,434 --> 00:44:25,616 Yes, there's a bruise. 607 00:44:34,737 --> 00:44:37,040 Welcome. Welcome to Trent Towers. 608 00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,577 Come in, come in. 609 00:44:44,530 --> 00:44:48,207 Well, this is charming. 610 00:44:48,209 --> 00:44:51,087 Oh, uh... I wonder if I might trouble you 611 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:54,415 to remove your outdoor footwear. 612 00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:55,919 - Of course. - Okay, sweetie. 613 00:44:55,921 --> 00:44:58,416 Would you mind? Awfully? 614 00:44:58,417 --> 00:44:59,857 Shoes. 615 00:45:02,737 --> 00:45:05,519 It's just that it's a heritage site. 616 00:45:05,521 --> 00:45:06,994 If you don't mind? 617 00:45:08,785 --> 00:45:10,639 Daddy shot that hippo. 618 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:14,735 An incredible hump. Put up a real struggle, that beast. 619 00:45:16,177 --> 00:45:17,968 Just pop those there. 620 00:45:19,856 --> 00:45:21,871 So, what do you think? 621 00:45:21,873 --> 00:45:25,903 It's charming, yes. Really, really charming. 622 00:45:25,905 --> 00:45:28,718 It's old and kind of worn-looking. 623 00:45:28,721 --> 00:45:30,062 Ahem. 624 00:45:30,064 --> 00:45:32,719 I guess that's a British thing, right? 625 00:45:32,721 --> 00:45:36,240 Well, it's not Disneyland but we do our best. 626 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:41,902 There was a time when the Trents were kings of the world. 627 00:45:41,904 --> 00:45:45,007 My ancestors explored the globe, 628 00:45:45,009 --> 00:45:48,078 bravely uncovering lost civilizations and... 629 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,894 liberating their primitive knickknacks. 630 00:45:50,896 --> 00:45:55,886 Great-grandpops, he made his fortune in Africa, then... 631 00:45:55,888 --> 00:46:00,271 blew it all on, well... 632 00:46:00,272 --> 00:46:02,734 let's call it his final quest. 633 00:46:02,736 --> 00:46:06,320 A quest, really? For, um, what? 634 00:46:07,536 --> 00:46:09,102 Ultimate power. 635 00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:12,814 Riches beyond the dreams of man. The usual. 636 00:46:12,816 --> 00:46:15,950 It was an obsession that finally destroyed him, 637 00:46:15,952 --> 00:46:20,367 but which may yet have a positive outcome. 638 00:46:22,575 --> 00:46:26,349 Do you think I could perhaps offer you a cocktail? 639 00:46:26,351 --> 00:46:29,005 And give the children a tour of the house? 640 00:46:29,007 --> 00:46:32,877 Let's leave the adults to their stuffy entertainment. 641 00:46:32,879 --> 00:46:36,685 I've got some things that I think you'll find rather intriguing through here. 642 00:46:36,687 --> 00:46:38,670 Come this way, young lady. Through here. 643 00:46:38,672 --> 00:46:41,934 Now, this is an absolute gem, 644 00:46:41,936 --> 00:46:44,364 and it's the only one like it in the world, what's more. 645 00:46:44,366 --> 00:46:48,365 Now, look at some of these genuine marvels. Don't mind the smell. 646 00:46:48,367 --> 00:46:51,151 Wow. Look at all of this. 647 00:46:53,039 --> 00:46:54,445 What's this do? 648 00:46:54,447 --> 00:46:57,294 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't touch that. 649 00:46:57,296 --> 00:47:00,973 - That's not for children is it? - Cool! Night vision goggles! 650 00:47:00,975 --> 00:47:04,589 Yes, well, plainly I'm a keen badger enthusiast. 651 00:47:04,591 --> 00:47:08,588 And I like to keep a keen eye on the goings on of the badger. 652 00:47:08,590 --> 00:47:10,734 They're fascinating creatures, the badgers. 653 00:47:10,736 --> 00:47:13,773 Do you know they eat their young? If you're interested. 654 00:47:13,775 --> 00:47:15,981 Ah, now, you'll like this. 655 00:47:15,982 --> 00:47:18,125 This is the last living Dodo. 656 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,012 It looks kinda dead. 657 00:47:20,014 --> 00:47:22,284 Formerly the last living Dodo. 658 00:47:22,286 --> 00:47:25,005 Don't be pedantic, it's not an appealing quality in a child. 659 00:47:25,007 --> 00:47:26,669 Uh, come through this way. 660 00:47:26,671 --> 00:47:29,004 - What's this? - That's from China. 661 00:47:29,006 --> 00:47:32,525 Let go, please. It's a Tyrannosaur's claw. 662 00:47:32,527 --> 00:47:33,900 Did your family shoot it, too? 663 00:47:33,902 --> 00:47:37,420 No, but they, they did shoot the peasant that found it. 664 00:47:39,694 --> 00:47:42,380 Oh... Ah... Ta-ta-ta... 665 00:47:42,382 --> 00:47:45,165 Please, don't touch that. Come on. 666 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,980 Should be in a borstal. 667 00:47:47,982 --> 00:47:50,189 Now, I've got some real treats for you in here. 668 00:47:50,191 --> 00:47:53,036 A menagerie of wonderful beasts and creatures 669 00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:55,052 we've painstakingly preserved. 670 00:47:55,054 --> 00:47:57,805 Natural treasures... 671 00:48:03,661 --> 00:48:05,931 Oh, there you are. 672 00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:09,100 Oh... Where's the toilet? 673 00:48:09,102 --> 00:48:12,877 The water closet is... it's upstairs on the right. 674 00:48:13,837 --> 00:48:15,212 Okay. 675 00:48:15,215 --> 00:48:19,339 Now, who would like to see a stuffed elephant? 676 00:48:19,341 --> 00:48:22,859 Formerly endangered, they're now obviously extinct. 677 00:48:22,861 --> 00:48:26,221 But there are some real treasures among other things. 678 00:48:44,301 --> 00:48:46,636 Ooh... Hello there. 679 00:48:46,638 --> 00:48:49,227 Nothing of interest in there for a young person. 680 00:48:49,229 --> 00:48:51,243 Um, Ros, while I have you for a moment, 681 00:48:51,245 --> 00:48:54,155 could I just ask... have you ever been here before? 682 00:48:54,157 --> 00:48:56,491 Or had a relative from here? A grandmother, perhaps? 683 00:48:56,494 --> 00:48:59,050 - Um, no. - Curious, um... 684 00:48:59,052 --> 00:49:00,970 Since you've been here, 685 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,019 have you come across anything unusual? 686 00:49:03,021 --> 00:49:06,091 - Any oddities? - Um, other than you, you mean? 687 00:49:06,094 --> 00:49:08,842 Well, listen, 688 00:49:08,844 --> 00:49:10,923 if you should see anything unusual, do let me know. 689 00:49:10,925 --> 00:49:13,292 I'd make it worth your while. 690 00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:17,547 For example. 691 00:49:22,892 --> 00:49:24,652 Hmm. 692 00:49:27,149 --> 00:49:29,131 Hmm... 693 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:32,556 Look at these! 694 00:49:34,284 --> 00:49:37,258 Hey, I want to replace your mom. 695 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:38,442 That's pretty much how she sees me. 696 00:49:38,444 --> 00:49:39,915 No. No, it's not. 697 00:49:40,684 --> 00:49:42,089 Maybe a little bit. 698 00:49:42,091 --> 00:49:43,948 Here, let me have a go. 699 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:49,545 Smash, I am your stepfather. 700 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,705 We're so revolting. 701 00:49:53,707 --> 00:49:55,562 The Force is strong with this one. 702 00:49:56,812 --> 00:49:58,217 Forgive me interrupting 703 00:49:58,219 --> 00:50:01,097 your ethnically insensitive erotica, 704 00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:03,594 but I think I'd rather like to get on with my afternoon. 705 00:50:03,596 --> 00:50:05,450 - Yes. Oh, sorry. - Sorry about that. 706 00:50:05,452 --> 00:50:08,428 - Where are the others? - Oh, we said they could go. 707 00:50:09,995 --> 00:50:12,233 Ros. Ros, we need to talk to you, darling. 708 00:50:12,236 --> 00:50:15,148 I'll take that, thank you. 709 00:50:35,787 --> 00:50:37,672 I know Smash isn't always easy. 710 00:50:37,674 --> 00:50:40,552 She has difficulty making friends. 711 00:50:40,554 --> 00:50:42,121 Well, with girls, anyways. 712 00:50:42,123 --> 00:50:44,681 So she knows how to talk to boys? 713 00:50:44,683 --> 00:50:47,530 The wrong sort of boys, yeah. 714 00:50:48,490 --> 00:50:49,962 Look, Ros... 715 00:50:50,987 --> 00:50:52,585 I just wanna say, 716 00:50:52,587 --> 00:50:54,536 I really care about your dad. 717 00:50:54,538 --> 00:50:57,032 - So do I. - I know you do, honey. 718 00:50:57,034 --> 00:50:59,816 Your dad... he's sweet. 719 00:50:59,818 --> 00:51:03,209 Even when I first crashed into him, he was just so... 720 00:51:03,211 --> 00:51:05,864 Has he told you this? How we met? 721 00:51:05,866 --> 00:51:10,376 I crashed into him with my car. He asked me for my number. 722 00:51:10,378 --> 00:51:12,328 I was like, "Can you believe this guy? 723 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:15,240 He's hitting on me at a road traffic accident." 724 00:51:15,243 --> 00:51:18,120 Turns out it was for insurance, but I wasn't gonna let him get away 725 00:51:18,123 --> 00:51:19,847 without buying me coffee. 726 00:51:19,849 --> 00:51:23,880 And he wasn't badly hurt, although his bike was wrecked. 727 00:51:23,883 --> 00:51:26,888 So, Ros... 728 00:51:26,889 --> 00:51:28,616 I guess what I wanna ask is... 729 00:51:28,618 --> 00:51:31,335 Oh, wait, you have bars! 730 00:51:31,337 --> 00:51:33,607 Do you actually have bars? 731 00:51:33,609 --> 00:51:35,784 It's my mum! My mum! I... 732 00:51:35,786 --> 00:51:38,249 I'll let you guys be alone. 733 00:51:40,394 --> 00:51:43,240 Mum, is that you? 734 00:51:43,242 --> 00:51:46,058 - It's noisy. - I'm at a party. 735 00:51:47,018 --> 00:51:48,775 Seriously? 736 00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,695 How are you doing out there with your father? 737 00:51:50,697 --> 00:51:52,903 You getting on okay with Alice? 738 00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:55,335 You... you know about her? 739 00:51:55,337 --> 00:51:57,960 Your dad's got to move on, sweetheart. 740 00:51:57,962 --> 00:52:01,543 Yeah, but, um, I was actually wondering... 741 00:52:01,545 --> 00:52:03,175 Do you think that maybe when you've finished 742 00:52:03,177 --> 00:52:06,023 with all the partying and the studying and stuff, 743 00:52:06,026 --> 00:52:08,232 you might... you might actually come home? 744 00:52:08,234 --> 00:52:10,374 Ros, we've talked about this. 745 00:52:10,376 --> 00:52:13,192 - Your dad's a lovely man... - Yes, he is! 746 00:52:13,194 --> 00:52:15,688 He is a lovely man. I knew you still liked him. 747 00:52:28,298 --> 00:52:30,854 Ow, that is sharp! 748 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:34,758 What kind of maniac leaves a Spinosaurus claw on a beach? 749 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,606 It's supposed to be a Tyrannosaur. 750 00:52:37,608 --> 00:52:39,782 Excuse me. I think I know 751 00:52:39,784 --> 00:52:41,927 a Spinosaurus claw when it stabs me. 752 00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:44,871 It's a very particular kind of impalement. 753 00:52:44,873 --> 00:52:48,102 - You've met dinosaurs? - Of course I haven't met dinosaurs! 754 00:52:48,104 --> 00:52:51,239 I hid from dinosaurs or I wouldn't have survived long enough 755 00:52:51,241 --> 00:52:52,966 to be pestered by you! 756 00:52:52,967 --> 00:52:55,367 Now, the important thing about dinosaurs is... 757 00:52:55,369 --> 00:52:58,055 Can we have our wish now? It's Maudie's turn. 758 00:52:58,057 --> 00:52:59,238 Yeah... Oh, yeah, never mind 759 00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,734 about the incredible prehistoric anecdotes. 760 00:53:01,736 --> 00:53:03,591 "Give us our wish." 761 00:53:04,777 --> 00:53:06,438 What is it this time? 762 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,445 I wish we could all... 763 00:53:22,921 --> 00:53:24,326 You all right, darling? 764 00:53:24,328 --> 00:53:27,845 Um, yeah, I'm just feeling a bit... 765 00:53:27,847 --> 00:53:29,639 light-headed. 766 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,912 Oh. You know... 767 00:53:33,607 --> 00:53:35,846 Alice is a really nice person. 768 00:53:35,848 --> 00:53:38,662 I think, you know, you'll grow to like her. 769 00:53:38,664 --> 00:53:40,839 You just have to give her a chance, babe. 770 00:53:51,847 --> 00:53:53,477 Hey... 771 00:53:53,479 --> 00:53:56,261 - What are you doing? - Hugging trees, you know... 772 00:53:56,263 --> 00:53:59,364 I love the wildlife. 773 00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:01,574 Well, why don't I... 774 00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,526 give it a hug with you? 775 00:54:03,527 --> 00:54:06,948 Oh, yeah, sure, just... 776 00:54:06,950 --> 00:54:08,390 How am I doing? All right? 777 00:54:08,392 --> 00:54:11,110 Um, great. Yeah. 778 00:54:11,111 --> 00:54:15,141 You know, Ros, there's something I want to ask you. 779 00:54:15,143 --> 00:54:17,382 Oh, really? 780 00:54:18,983 --> 00:54:24,420 How would you feel if Alice... moved in? 781 00:54:24,422 --> 00:54:26,116 With us? 782 00:54:26,118 --> 00:54:28,068 All of us, living together like, 783 00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:30,532 well, like a new family. I mean, I know 784 00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:32,293 it'll be a difficult transition in the beginning, 785 00:54:32,295 --> 00:54:34,405 but what do you think? 786 00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:36,229 Hmm? 787 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:37,478 Rozzy? 788 00:54:40,518 --> 00:54:41,735 Rozzy? 789 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,717 Maudie! 790 00:55:16,486 --> 00:55:19,076 Ros! 791 00:55:19,078 --> 00:55:21,827 Maudie wished we could fly! How great is this?! 792 00:55:21,829 --> 00:55:24,291 Dad wants us to live with Alice. 793 00:55:24,293 --> 00:55:28,035 - Thought so. - That's all you can say? 794 00:55:28,036 --> 00:55:30,469 It's not like we can do anything to stop them. 795 00:55:44,198 --> 00:55:45,350 Dad! 796 00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:29,092 - That's Smash's phone. - What? 797 00:56:31,396 --> 00:56:33,921 She got a text from her dad. 798 00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:37,827 There's no room for her at... at the moment. 799 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,409 Big surprise. 800 00:56:41,411 --> 00:56:44,481 "But how about I buy you some sneakers." 801 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:46,369 - Oh... - Some sneakers? 802 00:56:46,371 --> 00:56:48,355 Wow. 803 00:56:48,357 --> 00:56:50,370 I tried not to let her get her hopes up. 804 00:56:50,372 --> 00:56:51,714 - Hey. - I really tried. 805 00:56:51,716 --> 00:56:53,985 This way, she stays with you, with us. 806 00:56:53,987 --> 00:56:55,297 It's a good thing. 807 00:56:55,299 --> 00:56:58,050 Yeah, she's gonna be so excited. 808 00:57:29,059 --> 00:57:31,841 Ros! There's something wrong with Smash. 809 00:57:31,843 --> 00:57:32,803 Come on. 810 00:57:40,515 --> 00:57:42,179 Smash, stop it! 811 00:57:54,563 --> 00:57:55,970 I'm okay. 812 00:58:37,921 --> 00:58:40,864 Why don't you just leave me alone? 813 00:58:40,866 --> 00:58:42,754 Oh... 814 00:58:46,722 --> 00:58:51,458 - You could have killed yourself! - So what?! Who cares?! 815 00:58:54,913 --> 00:58:58,048 Even my dad doesn't want me. 816 00:58:58,050 --> 00:59:01,855 We want you. Don't we, Robbie? 817 00:59:01,857 --> 00:59:04,542 Yeah, you're all right. 818 01:00:02,048 --> 01:00:04,256 Ah, there you are. Just in time. 819 01:00:05,951 --> 01:00:07,488 Dinner's ready! 820 01:00:16,193 --> 01:00:17,856 There you go. 821 01:00:39,455 --> 01:00:41,853 Oh... you found it. 822 01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:44,317 - We need to talk about that. - I'll save you the trouble. 823 01:00:44,319 --> 01:00:46,653 "That was so expensive. You're so irresponsible. 824 01:00:46,655 --> 01:00:48,798 What's wrong with you? Why don't you just disappear, huh? 825 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,973 Why don't you just become someone else?" 826 01:00:50,975 --> 01:00:51,547 Smash, no. 827 01:00:51,559 --> 01:00:53,312 I'm gonna give this the funeral it deserves. 828 01:00:58,336 --> 01:01:01,694 Uh... there's cakes. 829 01:01:01,696 --> 01:01:03,487 I'll get the cakes. Okay? 830 01:01:11,647 --> 01:01:14,239 I liked it when we could fly. 831 01:01:20,512 --> 01:01:23,037 Hey, you ran away earlier, darling. 832 01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:25,148 I think maybe we should talk about... 833 01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:27,068 I talked to mum. 834 01:01:27,070 --> 01:01:28,927 She still likes you, you know. 835 01:01:40,990 --> 01:01:43,484 Fly! 836 01:01:43,486 --> 01:01:45,087 Maudie? 837 01:02:01,599 --> 01:02:04,636 Imagine if none of this happened. 838 01:02:04,638 --> 01:02:07,867 Imagine if your mum was with your dad... 839 01:02:07,869 --> 01:02:09,469 they loved each other... 840 01:02:09,471 --> 01:02:12,062 and they had enough time for you. 841 01:02:13,790 --> 01:02:16,123 That won't happen. 842 01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:19,517 My mom and dad can't even be on the same continent. 843 01:02:21,885 --> 01:02:24,252 What if they could? 844 01:02:24,254 --> 01:02:27,484 We could wish it. We could wish them together. 845 01:02:27,486 --> 01:02:29,851 Only for a day. 846 01:02:29,853 --> 01:02:33,244 What if there's a way to make a wish last forever? 847 01:02:33,246 --> 01:02:35,677 It's my turn tomorrow. I've got an idea. 848 01:03:06,556 --> 01:03:07,645 It's over. 849 01:03:08,605 --> 01:03:09,563 What? 850 01:03:09,565 --> 01:03:11,835 The holiday. 851 01:03:11,837 --> 01:03:13,596 We've been moving too fast, 852 01:03:13,598 --> 01:03:15,930 asking you to adjust too quickly. 853 01:03:15,932 --> 01:03:17,370 It's not fair. 854 01:03:17,372 --> 01:03:20,154 So, you can pack your bags and then we'll go. 855 01:03:20,156 --> 01:03:22,301 - But... but you can't. - Pathetic. 856 01:03:23,836 --> 01:03:25,979 - I thought you were committed. - We are committed. 857 01:03:25,981 --> 01:03:29,082 You're gonna let it slide just 'cause your kids act up a bit? 858 01:03:29,084 --> 01:03:32,474 What did you think we were gonna do? Hold a jamboree? 859 01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:34,265 We're supposed to hate you. 860 01:03:34,267 --> 01:03:36,794 - Don't you know anything? - Smash, it's not that... 861 01:03:36,796 --> 01:03:39,194 I'm very disappointed in your attitude. 862 01:03:39,196 --> 01:03:40,634 Not you. But you. 863 01:03:40,636 --> 01:03:44,060 - I thought you had guts. - I've got guts. 864 01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:49,146 Yeah, that's right, Dad, you tell her. 865 01:03:49,148 --> 01:03:51,449 If you want something, then you're gonna take it. 866 01:03:51,451 --> 01:03:54,458 And if you wanna force your kids on some awful holiday, 867 01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:56,442 then you're damn well going to. 868 01:03:56,444 --> 01:03:58,426 We need to know our boundaries. 869 01:03:58,428 --> 01:04:00,250 You need to find a way through this, 870 01:04:00,252 --> 01:04:02,969 because I tell you, you let us win this one, 871 01:04:02,971 --> 01:04:04,282 the next time you try to put us together, 872 01:04:04,284 --> 01:04:06,362 we're gonna be burning down bus shelters! 873 01:04:06,364 --> 01:04:07,483 Yeah! 874 01:04:09,340 --> 01:04:13,020 You need to take a long, hard look at yourselves. 875 01:04:18,012 --> 01:04:20,026 "Burning down bus shelters"? 876 01:04:20,028 --> 01:04:21,562 Okay, it was your boundaries thing. 877 01:04:21,563 --> 01:04:23,866 I was, like, "Let's go total delinquent." 878 01:04:27,259 --> 01:04:32,377 Um, your mum said that you've had a lot of boyfriends. 879 01:04:32,379 --> 01:04:35,321 - Did she? - I was just wondering 880 01:04:35,323 --> 01:04:38,266 how that whole "getting them to notice you" thing works. 881 01:04:38,268 --> 01:04:40,057 Just run up and hit them on the arm. 882 01:04:40,059 --> 01:04:41,753 - Really? - Yeah! 883 01:04:41,755 --> 01:04:43,897 Boys are the simplest thing in the world. 884 01:04:43,899 --> 01:04:45,433 Just don't overthink it. 885 01:04:45,434 --> 01:04:48,249 Oh, and, uh, do something about your hair. 886 01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:50,041 And curly hair helps, too. 887 01:05:07,995 --> 01:05:10,521 You new type of children are just so demanding. 888 01:05:10,523 --> 01:05:12,633 The last ones were much more considerate. 889 01:05:12,635 --> 01:05:16,408 Funny you should mention them. That's who we want to meet. 890 01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:19,960 We wish to go back in time and meet the original children, 891 01:05:19,962 --> 01:05:22,168 the ones from E. Nesbit's book Five Children and It. 892 01:05:22,170 --> 01:05:24,280 That's your wish? I thought you were gonna... 893 01:05:24,282 --> 01:05:26,776 I just wanna ask them something. 894 01:05:26,778 --> 01:05:29,113 Time travel wishes are dangerous. 895 01:05:29,115 --> 01:05:31,929 Timelines change, people stop existing. 896 01:05:31,931 --> 01:05:35,447 There's always consequences with time travel. Always. 897 01:05:35,449 --> 01:05:38,104 - I'm decided. - Fine. 898 01:05:38,106 --> 01:05:40,216 Who cares about reality anyway? 899 01:05:43,259 --> 01:05:45,751 Wait. What if we wanna get back? 900 01:05:45,753 --> 01:05:47,831 You see that shell? 901 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:50,584 Blow on that if you get into bother. 902 01:05:50,586 --> 01:05:52,023 Is it magic? 903 01:05:52,025 --> 01:05:54,936 I don't know, one of them is. Might be that one. 904 01:06:13,657 --> 01:06:14,713 Gracious. 905 01:06:15,802 --> 01:06:18,072 You're a rum-looking lot. 906 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:20,439 Said the dude in fancy dress. 907 01:06:20,441 --> 01:06:24,311 - I beg your pardon? - Do you speak English? 908 01:06:24,312 --> 01:06:26,423 She's American. We're from the future. 909 01:06:26,425 --> 01:06:28,311 The Psammead sent us back here to meet you. 910 01:06:28,313 --> 01:06:30,552 Golly, that's a cracking wish. 911 01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:32,216 Perhaps we should wish to go to your time. 912 01:06:32,218 --> 01:06:33,814 Not in that getup. 913 01:06:33,816 --> 01:06:35,897 Says the girl in the scarecrow costume. 914 01:06:37,209 --> 01:06:38,394 I'm Cyril. 915 01:06:40,472 --> 01:06:41,430 Ros. 916 01:06:41,432 --> 01:06:43,350 And this must be Robert, 917 01:06:43,352 --> 01:06:45,369 Jane, Anthea and Elam. 918 01:06:46,905 --> 01:06:49,526 Listen, there was something we wanted to ask you. 919 01:06:49,528 --> 01:06:51,990 Is there a way to make a wish permanent? 920 01:06:51,992 --> 01:06:53,591 There's something I really want to ask for, 921 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:55,894 but it has to last forever, not just a day. 922 01:06:55,896 --> 01:06:58,645 - You mean you don't know yet? - Tell me. 923 01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:01,750 That's simple. You just wish for something else. 924 01:07:01,752 --> 01:07:04,534 - Something that can... - Bloody poachers! 925 01:07:04,536 --> 01:07:07,510 - Scarper! - Scrumpers! I knew it! 926 01:07:07,512 --> 01:07:10,262 Scarper! 927 01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:12,757 Caught ya, boy. 928 01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:15,607 I didn't steal anything! 929 01:07:15,609 --> 01:07:18,070 Don't you dare, don't you dare move your earlobe. 930 01:07:18,071 --> 01:07:21,782 Ow! Get off of me! Stop it! 931 01:07:21,784 --> 01:07:25,111 Ow, let go. You're hurting me! 932 01:07:25,113 --> 01:07:28,533 Empty your pockets. Let's see your loot. 933 01:07:28,535 --> 01:07:30,742 Let's see what you've stolen from me, what you have pilfered. 934 01:07:30,744 --> 01:07:32,503 Come on, what have you got in there? 935 01:07:32,505 --> 01:07:35,542 Hop to it. Shell, yes. That's no interest to me. 936 01:07:35,544 --> 01:07:37,525 - Hey! - What's this now? 937 01:07:40,247 --> 01:07:42,009 What sorcery is this?! 938 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:48,150 What are these infernal beasts trapped within here? 939 01:07:48,152 --> 01:07:52,021 - See how enraged they are! - They're angry birds? 940 01:07:52,023 --> 01:07:53,749 I'm not surprised. 941 01:07:53,751 --> 01:07:56,757 Trapped for all eternity in a prison. 942 01:07:59,223 --> 01:08:01,717 - Hey... - What are ya? 943 01:08:01,718 --> 01:08:05,877 A witch? A sorcerer? A necromancer? 944 01:08:05,879 --> 01:08:08,181 A leprechaun? A Frenchman? 945 01:08:08,183 --> 01:08:10,101 Whatever it is you are, 946 01:08:10,103 --> 01:08:13,588 I'll wager you're highly collectable. 947 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:17,076 - A real treasure. - Please, I'm a girl. 948 01:08:17,078 --> 01:08:18,806 The Psammead brought us here. 949 01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:21,621 Psammead? 950 01:08:21,623 --> 01:08:23,861 Well, who's this Psammead? 951 01:08:23,863 --> 01:08:25,654 I don't know, it's... it's not a person. 952 01:08:25,656 --> 01:08:28,596 It's just this thing that gives us wishes. 953 01:08:28,598 --> 01:08:31,158 Interesting. 954 01:08:31,159 --> 01:08:35,670 And where might I find this magical wish-granting entity? 955 01:08:36,662 --> 01:08:38,839 Tell me! Tell me! 956 01:08:42,422 --> 01:08:44,566 I shan't be asking you again. 957 01:08:47,702 --> 01:08:49,463 You got that right! 958 01:09:07,286 --> 01:09:09,525 Ros! Come on! 959 01:09:10,871 --> 01:09:13,236 Robbie! How did you... 960 01:09:13,238 --> 01:09:15,635 Smash got Cyril to go back and see the Psammead. 961 01:09:15,637 --> 01:09:18,163 And I wished for us to have superpowers! 962 01:09:18,165 --> 01:09:21,043 I've got x-ray vision, so I can see through walls. 963 01:09:21,045 --> 01:09:22,771 That's how we found you. 964 01:09:22,773 --> 01:09:25,747 Maudie's telekinetic, and Smash has super strength. 965 01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:26,771 And you've got... 966 01:09:27,894 --> 01:09:30,803 Laser eyes. Cool. 967 01:09:42,966 --> 01:09:44,757 This is a wheeze! 968 01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,572 We have to get out of here, right now. 969 01:09:59,574 --> 01:10:00,819 The Psammead's in danger. 970 01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:03,157 Come on, this is fun. 971 01:10:05,845 --> 01:10:08,374 You see that? That's Tristan's great-grandfather over there. 972 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:12,116 Once he's seen all this, he's going to spend the rest of his life 973 01:10:12,118 --> 01:10:13,810 hunting down the Psammead. 974 01:10:13,812 --> 01:10:16,978 That was his life's quest, and I just handed it to him. 975 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:19,059 Our Tristan's hunting him, too! 976 01:10:19,061 --> 01:10:21,524 Then I guess we ought to do something about that. 977 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,861 Where's the Psammead? 978 01:10:37,173 --> 01:10:38,580 There! 979 01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:44,597 My offerings! 980 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,637 My offerings! 981 01:10:50,453 --> 01:10:53,043 Oh, my gosh. It's true. 982 01:10:53,045 --> 01:10:55,379 The legend is true. 983 01:10:58,356 --> 01:11:00,915 Leave this to me. Smash power! 984 01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:02,705 - Smash! - Ow, ow. 985 01:11:02,707 --> 01:11:05,042 That wish expired about a hundred years ago. 986 01:11:05,044 --> 01:11:06,644 Come on! 987 01:11:09,587 --> 01:11:10,581 Maudie! 988 01:11:11,541 --> 01:11:13,298 - Stop! Stop it! - Stop! 989 01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:16,049 Out of the way! The creature's mine! 990 01:11:16,051 --> 01:11:18,866 - Try and make us! - Oh, okay then! 991 01:11:20,339 --> 01:11:21,299 Come on! 992 01:11:38,739 --> 01:11:39,954 Huh... 993 01:11:43,794 --> 01:11:45,808 Oh, run, Maudie, run! 994 01:11:52,786 --> 01:11:54,387 Oh, this is really helping. 995 01:12:00,466 --> 01:12:01,555 To the tunnel! 996 01:12:15,603 --> 01:12:17,617 My beautiful offerings! Take me back! 997 01:12:17,619 --> 01:12:18,992 Didn't we just rescue you? 998 01:12:18,994 --> 01:12:20,689 Oh, well, that... that was rescuing, was it? 999 01:12:20,691 --> 01:12:22,673 I'm sorry, I thought you were trying to kill me. 1000 01:12:22,675 --> 01:12:24,368 If you have a problem with our rescuing, 1001 01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:26,353 then maybe you should have magicked yourself out of it! 1002 01:12:26,355 --> 01:12:29,395 - I can't do magic on myself. - Well, that sucks. 1003 01:12:35,729 --> 01:12:38,737 Hey! You! I'm stuck! 1004 01:12:38,739 --> 01:12:41,873 We'll tell the coastguard in a couple of days! 1005 01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:43,056 Maybe a week! 1006 01:12:46,770 --> 01:12:49,425 I am really sorry about your beach. 1007 01:12:51,506 --> 01:12:55,279 - It's not your fault. - Well, actually... 1008 01:12:55,281 --> 01:12:58,800 you know that whole going-back-in-time thing 1009 01:12:58,802 --> 01:13:05,071 may kind have been what made the Trents obsessed with hunting you down. 1010 01:13:05,073 --> 01:13:08,911 Oh. Oh, I see. 1011 01:13:08,913 --> 01:13:12,271 Gosh, you must feel so awful about that. 1012 01:13:12,273 --> 01:13:14,095 Look, don't worry. 1013 01:13:14,097 --> 01:13:17,488 Seriously, I was thinking of moving on anyway. 1014 01:13:17,490 --> 01:13:20,368 - Really? - No, not really! 1015 01:13:20,370 --> 01:13:22,927 I've lived on that beach for a hundred million years. 1016 01:13:22,928 --> 01:13:25,519 It's survived global floods, two ice ages, 1017 01:13:25,521 --> 01:13:28,752 and a comet which wiped out most of the life on earth. 1018 01:13:28,754 --> 01:13:31,536 But apparently, it couldn't survive you! 1019 01:13:31,538 --> 01:13:33,839 I'll... I'll make it up to you. 1020 01:13:42,865 --> 01:13:44,367 Wow! 1021 01:13:44,369 --> 01:13:46,191 - That actually looks edible. - Hey! 1022 01:13:47,153 --> 01:13:48,590 Hitting is unacceptable. 1023 01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:49,902 I can be very, very, 1024 01:13:49,904 --> 01:13:52,464 very unreasonable about it. 1025 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,751 Those kids never finished telling you what you wanted. 1026 01:13:56,753 --> 01:14:00,558 How to make a wish last forever? I worked that out. 1027 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:03,438 The Psammead's wishes always end at sunset. 1028 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:06,414 But what if we wish for something else? 1029 01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:10,414 What if we wish for something that could make permanent magic? 1030 01:14:10,417 --> 01:14:12,496 Like another Psammead? 1031 01:14:13,807 --> 01:14:15,758 No. 1032 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,422 I'm more thinking an app 1033 01:14:17,424 --> 01:14:20,269 that makes people fall in love forever. 1034 01:14:20,271 --> 01:14:22,349 Puts everything back as it was. 1035 01:14:22,351 --> 01:14:25,710 So, the app disappears at sunset, 1036 01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:28,045 but then both our parents are still together! 1037 01:14:28,048 --> 01:14:30,029 Ros, you're awesome. 1038 01:14:30,031 --> 01:14:33,392 Thanks. You're pretty okay, too. 1039 01:14:35,377 --> 01:14:37,200 How are we gonna sneak him in? 1040 01:14:41,968 --> 01:14:44,368 Wait, stop. I think I heard something. 1041 01:14:54,159 --> 01:14:55,248 Um... 1042 01:15:11,695 --> 01:15:16,399 Hmm. There's a startling lack of, uh, sand. 1043 01:15:19,023 --> 01:15:21,263 Eh... I'll get the buckets. 1044 01:15:25,967 --> 01:15:27,661 Dad says you spoke to Mum. 1045 01:15:27,663 --> 01:15:29,997 Yeah, she's doing really well, you know. 1046 01:15:29,999 --> 01:15:32,557 I think this university stuff's just a temporary thing. 1047 01:15:32,559 --> 01:15:35,533 - She still really likes... - Stop. Just don't. 1048 01:15:35,535 --> 01:15:38,605 She's had to make a lot of very difficult choices, Robbie. 1049 01:15:38,607 --> 01:15:40,588 It's not like any of this is straightforward. 1050 01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:42,541 - And then there's... - That's dad talking. 1051 01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:45,294 She left us, Ros. She left us. 1052 01:15:56,366 --> 01:15:58,509 Oh, okay, it's ice cream. 1053 01:15:58,511 --> 01:15:59,821 Say it in... say it in a British... 1054 01:15:59,823 --> 01:16:03,084 You go ice cream! 1055 01:16:03,086 --> 01:16:04,107 What do you think? 1056 01:16:04,109 --> 01:16:05,485 Well, it's not on fire, 1057 01:16:05,487 --> 01:16:07,533 so I guess it's good. 1058 01:16:07,535 --> 01:16:10,028 This has never happened before, trust me. 1059 01:16:10,030 --> 01:16:13,228 - Now say water bottle. - Water bottle. 1060 01:16:13,230 --> 01:16:15,180 Water bottle. 1061 01:16:15,182 --> 01:16:16,813 - What was that? - Oh, just me. 1062 01:16:18,317 --> 01:16:20,427 It sounded like it was upstairs. 1063 01:16:21,518 --> 01:16:23,244 Oh, actually, you know what? 1064 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:27,019 I am tired and would like to go upstairs to do some sleeping. 1065 01:16:27,021 --> 01:16:29,835 I'm also very tired too, so, yeah, I should turn in. 1066 01:16:29,837 --> 01:16:32,813 Oh, me too. I'm really tired. Thank you. 1067 01:16:34,094 --> 01:16:35,627 What's going on? 1068 01:16:35,630 --> 01:16:37,644 There's a sand monster in the bath. 1069 01:16:37,645 --> 01:16:38,990 It's mean, but we love it. 1070 01:16:41,645 --> 01:16:42,734 Oh... 1071 01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:49,550 Oh! 1072 01:16:51,245 --> 01:16:52,397 Offerings. 1073 01:16:54,190 --> 01:16:57,901 We seriously have to find it a new place to live. 1074 01:16:59,661 --> 01:17:01,070 Do you think it's the tart? 1075 01:17:02,605 --> 01:17:03,722 There's no way it's the tart. 1076 01:17:03,725 --> 01:17:05,772 - The tart's amazing. - Yeah?! 1077 01:17:05,774 --> 01:17:07,692 Yeah. 1078 01:17:07,693 --> 01:17:09,515 Actually, do you think I should check on them? 1079 01:17:09,517 --> 01:17:10,731 Oh, no. They're up to stuff 1080 01:17:10,733 --> 01:17:12,299 they don't want us to know about. 1081 01:17:12,301 --> 01:17:14,125 It's like we're a real family already. 1082 01:17:35,821 --> 01:17:38,188 Mmm... Mm... 1083 01:17:43,788 --> 01:17:45,290 It has to be one sentence. 1084 01:17:45,292 --> 01:17:47,051 It is, these are semicolons. 1085 01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:50,635 Wow, a use for punctuation. Who knew? 1086 01:17:50,637 --> 01:17:53,641 You know, if it's too vague or if there's holes in it, then... 1087 01:17:53,644 --> 01:17:56,011 It's not. It's watertight. 1088 01:17:56,013 --> 01:17:58,634 Tomorrow everything will go back to how it should be. 1089 01:17:58,636 --> 01:18:01,066 Our real parents back together. 1090 01:18:01,068 --> 01:18:03,978 Not just together. In love, forever. 1091 01:18:03,979 --> 01:18:05,962 Will be like we never even met. 1092 01:18:28,139 --> 01:18:30,763 It was my favorite when I was her age. 1093 01:18:38,988 --> 01:18:41,803 Tell her you got it, though. I don't want her to think I'm trying to buy her. 1094 01:18:43,403 --> 01:18:47,785 Four children. Double trouble. 1095 01:18:47,787 --> 01:18:49,609 Do you think we can handle it? 1096 01:18:49,611 --> 01:18:51,305 What's life without a challenge? 1097 01:18:51,307 --> 01:18:52,907 Really peaceful. 1098 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:58,728 Oh... I can't wait to see them grow and blossom. 1099 01:18:58,730 --> 01:19:00,552 Yeah, maybe. 1100 01:19:00,554 --> 01:19:02,184 I wish that they'd never grow... 1101 01:19:02,186 --> 01:19:04,587 Do not complete that sentence! 1102 01:19:08,523 --> 01:19:10,250 Hey, you're supposed to be asleep! 1103 01:19:11,723 --> 01:19:14,090 Oh, Smash, I, uh... 1104 01:19:16,107 --> 01:19:17,227 fixed your phone. 1105 01:19:18,218 --> 01:19:20,682 Uh, thanks. 1106 01:19:21,866 --> 01:19:24,139 It's not as flashy as it was before but... 1107 01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:27,786 But it works. That's what counts, right? 1108 01:19:30,731 --> 01:19:31,946 Yeah. 1109 01:19:36,106 --> 01:19:37,258 All right. 1110 01:19:40,873 --> 01:19:42,506 Okay, girls, go back to sleep now. 1111 01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:15,433 Sunrise. 1112 01:20:16,810 --> 01:20:18,826 Smash, wake up. The wish. 1113 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,801 Mmm. 1114 01:20:26,442 --> 01:20:28,648 Stop! No! 1115 01:20:28,650 --> 01:20:31,242 Girls? Girls, what's going on in there? 1116 01:20:35,017 --> 01:20:38,727 - Why are you wet? - Um, I... 1117 01:20:38,729 --> 01:20:42,760 Sorry, did we wake you getting showered? 1118 01:20:42,762 --> 01:20:45,254 This holiday is just so great. 1119 01:20:45,256 --> 01:20:47,848 - Why sleep through it, right? - Yeah, yeah. 1120 01:20:47,849 --> 01:20:52,071 We just thought we should make an early start and see the sun come up. 1121 01:20:52,073 --> 01:20:53,542 Do you know what? 1122 01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:57,286 That is a brilliant idea. Let's do it. 1123 01:20:57,288 --> 01:21:01,095 Let's start the day. Let's have breakfast on the beach! 1124 01:21:01,097 --> 01:21:02,569 What? 1125 01:21:04,937 --> 01:21:05,928 Ros... 1126 01:21:07,464 --> 01:21:10,374 let's have a bit of human interaction today. 1127 01:21:10,376 --> 01:21:11,688 Leave the books behind, all right? 1128 01:21:26,664 --> 01:21:27,912 Them. 1129 01:21:29,448 --> 01:21:30,981 - No! - Come on, 1130 01:21:30,983 --> 01:21:33,224 if you can rescue a Psammead, you can do this. 1131 01:21:40,457 --> 01:21:41,512 Ooh. 1132 01:21:46,343 --> 01:21:47,719 Eh... 1133 01:22:20,455 --> 01:22:23,846 You got this. You'll be so cool. Just do it. 1134 01:22:23,848 --> 01:22:25,092 Ow! 1135 01:22:25,094 --> 01:22:26,694 What are you doing, psycho? 1136 01:22:26,696 --> 01:22:29,125 - I'm sorry, I... - No. 1137 01:22:29,128 --> 01:22:30,534 You've got issues. 1138 01:22:30,536 --> 01:22:33,671 I... I don't know what came over me. 1139 01:22:35,878 --> 01:22:38,120 So, do you want to get an ice cream? 1140 01:23:01,638 --> 01:23:03,910 Okay, girls. Time to go. 1141 01:23:07,879 --> 01:23:09,478 Ah... 1142 01:23:19,239 --> 01:23:21,189 Huh? 1143 01:23:25,573 --> 01:23:27,204 Ah... 1144 01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:38,436 Hey! 1145 01:23:38,438 --> 01:23:40,454 I wanna... I wanna see more photos. 1146 01:23:45,126 --> 01:23:47,683 What's so funny? 1147 01:23:47,685 --> 01:23:48,902 Door's open. 1148 01:23:55,782 --> 01:23:57,892 - We've been robbed! - What the...? 1149 01:24:08,454 --> 01:24:09,892 Tristan. 1150 01:24:13,540 --> 01:24:16,387 - Ros! - Tell my dad I've gone for a walk. 1151 01:24:16,389 --> 01:24:17,539 No, I'm coming, too. 1152 01:24:17,541 --> 01:24:20,227 No, just, go away, okay? This is my mess. 1153 01:24:20,229 --> 01:24:22,178 If I hadn't made that stupid time-travel wish, 1154 01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:23,460 none of this would have happened. 1155 01:24:23,462 --> 01:24:24,642 I have to sort it out. 1156 01:24:24,644 --> 01:24:27,556 No, you don't. We do. 1157 01:24:27,558 --> 01:24:29,829 This is our mess, too. 1158 01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:33,186 Fine, just, come on then. 1159 01:24:33,188 --> 01:24:35,714 It'll be pretty easy to get in. 1160 01:24:35,716 --> 01:24:37,122 We can force a window or something. 1161 01:24:37,124 --> 01:24:38,725 I mean, the place is pretty run down. 1162 01:24:44,741 --> 01:24:46,405 Whoa. 1163 01:24:49,412 --> 01:24:50,468 Get off! 1164 01:24:51,619 --> 01:24:53,539 Get off of me! 1165 01:24:56,357 --> 01:24:58,050 Welcome! 1166 01:24:58,052 --> 01:25:00,932 I knew you wouldn't be able to resist! 1167 01:25:01,987 --> 01:25:04,899 Well... what do you think? 1168 01:25:04,901 --> 01:25:06,785 Dazzling, isn't it? 1169 01:25:06,787 --> 01:25:08,739 When do the fashion police get here? 1170 01:25:08,741 --> 01:25:10,625 You might still have time to run. 1171 01:25:12,804 --> 01:25:14,149 Bring them to me. 1172 01:25:15,684 --> 01:25:18,913 But I suppose I do owe you a debt of gratitude. 1173 01:25:18,915 --> 01:25:20,803 Une French Fancy? 1174 01:25:22,404 --> 01:25:24,257 The only thing we want is the Psammead. 1175 01:25:24,259 --> 01:25:27,649 - Where is he? - Psammead? 1176 01:25:27,651 --> 01:25:31,553 Psammead, Psammead, Psammead, Psammead. 1177 01:25:32,932 --> 01:25:35,329 Psammead... 1178 01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:37,378 Oh! 1179 01:25:37,380 --> 01:25:40,324 You mean my latest acquisition! 1180 01:25:43,236 --> 01:25:45,667 - What have you done to him? - Nothing! 1181 01:25:46,659 --> 01:25:48,802 Couple of mild electric shocks. 1182 01:25:48,804 --> 01:25:51,617 Nothing that would trouble the Geneva Convention. 1183 01:25:51,619 --> 01:25:53,056 It's a bit of a wuss, to be honest with you. 1184 01:25:53,058 --> 01:25:54,914 Let him go. 1185 01:25:54,916 --> 01:25:57,698 - He's given you everything that you want. - This? 1186 01:25:57,700 --> 01:26:01,313 This isjust the beginning. First thing I thought of. 1187 01:26:01,314 --> 01:26:04,896 Plush pad, purple lady army, velvet. 1188 01:26:04,898 --> 01:26:08,322 And it's refusing to give me any more. Hmm? 1189 01:26:27,906 --> 01:26:30,912 Please... 1190 01:26:30,914 --> 01:26:33,792 - I can't. - Do you see? 1191 01:26:33,794 --> 01:26:37,986 I need you kids to help me change its mind. 1192 01:26:39,203 --> 01:26:40,864 It won't listen to us. 1193 01:26:40,865 --> 01:26:43,839 It can only do one wish a day. Any more is dangerous for him. 1194 01:26:43,841 --> 01:26:44,833 He could hurt himself. 1195 01:26:44,835 --> 01:26:46,336 Oh, Ros, my dear child. 1196 01:26:46,338 --> 01:26:48,609 I don't need you to talk to it. 1197 01:26:48,611 --> 01:26:53,377 I need you here so that I can change its mind. 1198 01:26:53,379 --> 01:26:55,139 Get off my sister! 1199 01:26:56,129 --> 01:26:57,601 Please don't hurt them. 1200 01:26:58,913 --> 01:27:03,073 Well, that's rather up to you, isn't it? 1201 01:27:03,074 --> 01:27:06,978 More wishes, please. 1202 01:27:08,578 --> 01:27:10,527 Very well. 1203 01:27:10,529 --> 01:27:14,113 If you must. Make a wish. 1204 01:27:15,169 --> 01:27:16,256 I wish that... 1205 01:27:16,258 --> 01:27:19,424 Ah! Very good, very good! 1206 01:27:19,426 --> 01:27:21,216 Nearly got me there. Shoot that one first. 1207 01:27:22,337 --> 01:27:23,649 Stop. 1208 01:27:25,569 --> 01:27:29,984 Take your wish, Tristan Trent. It will be your last. 1209 01:27:29,986 --> 01:27:31,743 Yes, yes. Spare me the platitudes. 1210 01:27:31,744 --> 01:27:34,431 Gold! 1211 01:27:34,433 --> 01:27:36,734 I wish for gold, creature. 1212 01:27:36,737 --> 01:27:39,585 Beyond the dreams of man. 1213 01:27:58,849 --> 01:28:00,960 Where's my gold? 1214 01:28:25,088 --> 01:28:29,471 Children... you have to... 1215 01:28:29,473 --> 01:28:31,903 you-you-you have to... 1216 01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:41,759 It's okay, Psammead. We'll take care of you. 1217 01:28:41,761 --> 01:28:45,824 No. You have to leave. 1218 01:28:46,848 --> 01:28:47,999 Now. 1219 01:28:50,175 --> 01:28:53,376 Ooh, yeah. 1220 01:29:22,207 --> 01:29:23,775 Help! 1221 01:30:01,567 --> 01:30:03,583 Poor sand monster. 1222 01:30:07,165 --> 01:30:10,238 Sammy? Sammy! 1223 01:30:11,327 --> 01:30:14,719 No. No. No... 1224 01:30:18,911 --> 01:30:20,829 Robbie, Robbie, stop. 1225 01:30:20,831 --> 01:30:22,876 No. No... 1226 01:30:22,879 --> 01:30:25,342 I... I can't. 1227 01:30:29,118 --> 01:30:30,907 I can't. 1228 01:31:02,974 --> 01:31:04,925 Shoe sand, yum, yum. 1229 01:31:07,678 --> 01:31:09,661 Maudie. 1230 01:31:11,549 --> 01:31:13,467 Sand monster's hungry. 1231 01:31:36,445 --> 01:31:38,109 Do you mind? 1232 01:32:04,157 --> 01:32:05,338 Careful. 1233 01:32:05,340 --> 01:32:07,098 You're gonna love this new beach. 1234 01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:09,213 - What's the sand like? - Be quiet. 1235 01:32:11,132 --> 01:32:13,178 Shh. 1236 01:32:13,181 --> 01:32:15,868 Oh... I'll take that. 1237 01:32:23,324 --> 01:32:24,666 Okay, let's go. 1238 01:32:24,668 --> 01:32:26,394 Last day, let's make the most of it. 1239 01:32:26,396 --> 01:32:29,274 I can take your bag for you. Yeah. 1240 01:32:29,276 --> 01:32:30,779 Thank you! 1241 01:32:32,188 --> 01:32:34,683 I think I'm sitting on a snorkel. 1242 01:32:37,787 --> 01:32:39,066 Ow! 1243 01:32:39,068 --> 01:32:40,603 - Oh! - Sorry! 1244 01:32:54,811 --> 01:32:56,217 Mind your head. 1245 01:32:56,219 --> 01:32:58,329 All right. 1246 01:32:58,331 --> 01:33:00,057 Hurry! 1247 01:33:00,059 --> 01:33:02,809 Girls! What's that? Where are you going? 1248 01:33:02,811 --> 01:33:04,953 What's that?! 1249 01:33:04,955 --> 01:33:06,875 It's just a shell, baby. 1250 01:33:10,651 --> 01:33:12,473 See? 1251 01:33:12,475 --> 01:33:14,107 Okay, I'm over it now. 1252 01:33:15,099 --> 01:33:16,570 Okay. 1253 01:33:27,067 --> 01:33:28,346 Hmm... 1254 01:33:46,618 --> 01:33:48,631 Good grain. 1255 01:33:48,633 --> 01:33:50,553 That's quality. 1256 01:34:05,817 --> 01:34:07,513 So, this will do? 1257 01:34:07,515 --> 01:34:09,719 Oh, yes. I'm digging deep. 1258 01:34:09,721 --> 01:34:14,455 No one's finding me for another hundred years, if I have any luck. 1259 01:34:14,457 --> 01:34:16,824 Now, if you'll excuse me. 1260 01:34:16,826 --> 01:34:19,960 - Wait! - Our final wish. 1261 01:34:19,962 --> 01:34:24,410 Okay, for the last time. Wish me. 1262 01:34:26,234 --> 01:34:29,145 So... you're really gonna do it then? 1263 01:34:30,362 --> 01:34:32,983 Yeah, our mum and dad back together. 1264 01:34:32,985 --> 01:34:35,034 Robbie, don't you want to be happy? 1265 01:34:43,481 --> 01:34:46,199 "We wish to create a mobile phone application..." 1266 01:34:46,201 --> 01:34:47,479 Mmm? 1267 01:34:47,481 --> 01:34:49,175 "...hereafter referred to as an app..." 1268 01:34:49,177 --> 01:34:51,255 - Ros... - What? 1269 01:34:51,257 --> 01:34:54,519 Why is your shoe flashing? 1270 01:34:54,521 --> 01:34:56,886 I don't know, but... 1271 01:34:56,889 --> 01:34:59,766 Where is it? Eh? 1272 01:34:59,769 --> 01:35:01,625 - Where is it? - I don't... 1273 01:35:06,842 --> 01:35:08,762 I have a signal! 1274 01:35:09,785 --> 01:35:11,705 Yay, we have a signal. 1275 01:35:13,016 --> 01:35:15,926 Okay... 1276 01:35:15,928 --> 01:35:20,089 Two-hundred and eighty-seven emails. Nineteen voicemails. 1277 01:35:25,913 --> 01:35:28,598 I'm on vacation. 1278 01:35:35,288 --> 01:35:37,494 Is that...? Hang on. 1279 01:35:43,160 --> 01:35:45,046 - Show me to its nest. - Ow! 1280 01:35:45,048 --> 01:35:47,126 Where it does its business! 1281 01:35:47,128 --> 01:35:49,686 Take me to its lair! Its dwelling place! 1282 01:35:49,688 --> 01:35:53,015 What are you doing?! 1283 01:35:53,017 --> 01:35:55,253 - What's going on? - Stinking... 1284 01:35:55,255 --> 01:35:55,722 What's going on?! 1285 01:35:55,734 --> 01:35:56,918 Stay out of this, this doesn't concern you. 1286 01:35:56,921 --> 01:35:58,775 It's between me and these children. 1287 01:35:58,776 --> 01:36:01,302 Hang on a minute. Just calm down. I'm sure we can all... 1288 01:36:01,304 --> 01:36:02,453 Yeah, I think you should calm down. 1289 01:36:02,455 --> 01:36:03,479 Let me carry out my investigation. 1290 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:04,469 Mr. Trent, be reasonable. 1291 01:36:04,471 --> 01:36:05,909 I'm being reasonable! 1292 01:36:05,912 --> 01:36:08,150 I've not shot them or flogged them, have I? 1293 01:36:08,152 --> 01:36:11,285 Now why don't you toddle off into the dunes with your American tart, 1294 01:36:11,287 --> 01:36:13,013 and let me take care of business? 1295 01:36:15,511 --> 01:36:17,653 You keep your hands off my family! 1296 01:36:17,655 --> 01:36:19,317 Alice, phone the police. 1297 01:36:19,319 --> 01:36:22,648 Oh, yes. Um, well, I have a phone, too. 1298 01:36:23,767 --> 01:36:25,271 Four bars. 1299 01:36:31,927 --> 01:36:33,718 Ros, stop. 1300 01:36:34,807 --> 01:36:37,942 No, Ros, no. 1301 01:36:37,944 --> 01:36:41,334 But the wish, I... I never made the wish! 1302 01:36:42,966 --> 01:36:45,687 It was just here. It can't have gone far. 1303 01:36:47,607 --> 01:36:49,686 Why aren't you helping me?! 1304 01:36:50,966 --> 01:36:52,980 It... it's gone, Ros. 1305 01:36:52,982 --> 01:36:56,085 No. I want it back. I want it back! 1306 01:36:56,088 --> 01:36:57,686 Let it go. 1307 01:37:01,047 --> 01:37:02,805 Well, I... I don't know about anyone else, 1308 01:37:02,808 --> 01:37:05,462 but I'm still looking forward to hearing this ludicrous wish. 1309 01:37:12,438 --> 01:37:15,220 We wish... 1310 01:37:15,222 --> 01:37:17,014 Can they say goodbye first? 1311 01:37:23,063 --> 01:37:25,205 We had a good time, didn't we? 1312 01:37:26,646 --> 01:37:28,310 We had the best. 1313 01:37:33,462 --> 01:37:35,478 But I don't wanna say goodbye. 1314 01:37:36,566 --> 01:37:39,925 But we have to, Maudie. We have to. 1315 01:37:47,574 --> 01:37:49,143 I wish... 1316 01:37:52,119 --> 01:37:53,494 I wish... 1317 01:38:06,901 --> 01:38:08,342 I wish... 1318 01:38:14,773 --> 01:38:18,644 I wish that you have a long, peaceful sleep in the sand, 1319 01:38:18,646 --> 01:38:22,165 and no one disturbs you for at least another hundred years. 1320 01:38:23,316 --> 01:38:25,588 Maybe there's hope for you yet. 1321 01:38:30,388 --> 01:38:33,970 - Goodbye, Psammead. - Bye, Psammead. 1322 01:38:33,972 --> 01:38:35,669 Thanks for the horrible wishes. 1323 01:38:36,916 --> 01:38:38,514 Well, goodbye, children. 1324 01:38:38,516 --> 01:38:39,957 It's been awful knowing you. 1325 01:38:41,078 --> 01:38:43,636 Bye-bye, sand monster. 1326 01:38:47,764 --> 01:38:49,270 See you never. 1327 01:38:51,156 --> 01:38:53,428 That I can promise. 1328 01:39:08,436 --> 01:39:09,715 And just the way he was behaving. 1329 01:39:09,717 --> 01:39:11,218 Don't... don't... now, don't arrest me. 1330 01:39:11,220 --> 01:39:13,363 There's been a misunderstanding. Un-arrest me. 1331 01:39:13,365 --> 01:39:16,082 Arrest them! If you're gonna arrest anybody. 1332 01:39:16,084 --> 01:39:18,451 He struck me, she's American, 1333 01:39:18,453 --> 01:39:20,753 they destroyed my house with a magical sand thing! 1334 01:39:20,755 --> 01:39:23,539 It decimated my mansion! It's in ruins! 1335 01:39:27,731 --> 01:39:28,916 Kids? 1336 01:39:30,003 --> 01:39:31,859 Are you all right? 1337 01:39:31,861 --> 01:39:34,353 We're fine. 1338 01:39:34,355 --> 01:39:36,179 We're all completely fine. 1339 01:40:57,331 --> 01:41:00,049 - There you go. - Thank you. 1340 01:41:02,673 --> 01:41:04,751 I wish I could be a writer one day. 1341 01:41:04,753 --> 01:41:07,825 Well, you're never too old for wishes, huh? 1342 01:41:11,795 --> 01:41:13,650 Have a nice day. 1343 01:41:15,570 --> 01:41:18,323 Could you sign it for Jacqueline, please? 1344 01:41:20,401 --> 01:41:22,002 Of course! 1345 01:41:30,802 --> 01:41:32,433 Thank you. 95848