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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 -00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,337 Every Christmas, 2 00:00:01,379 --> 00:00:03,758 our family would give anonymous gifts to another family, 3 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,554 a tradition we called elving. 4 00:00:06,597 --> 00:00:09,143 One Christmas, we elved the Hagbarts. 5 00:00:09,936 --> 00:00:11,605 Ugh, Finn Hagbart. 6 00:00:12,732 --> 00:00:14,193 Where do I start? 7 00:00:14,234 --> 00:00:16,739 He was my arch nemesis, my mortal enemy. 8 00:00:17,866 --> 00:00:18,993 But let's be honest... 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,081 he bullied me good. 10 00:00:23,626 --> 00:00:25,713 Yeah, I mean... 11 00:00:25,754 --> 00:00:26,673 real good. 12 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,930 But after that year's Buckley, family tradition, 13 00:00:30,972 --> 00:00:34,520 Finn and I came to a truce, more or less. 14 00:00:35,772 --> 00:00:37,566 Then, the Hagbarts moved away, 15 00:00:37,609 --> 00:00:39,319 and I thought that unpleasant chapter of my life 16 00:00:39,361 --> 00:00:40,446 was closed for good. 17 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:46,666 Well, a few years later, the Hagbarts moved back into town. 18 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:53,970 It was my junior year of high school. 19 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,056 I was captain of the basketball team. 20 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:58,477 Allen was my true compadre. 21 00:00:58,519 --> 00:01:00,773 His sister, Juniper, and I were kind of a thing. 22 00:01:01,858 --> 00:01:03,236 Things are really looking up. 23 00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:07,326 Well, maybe not so much for my brother, Peter. 24 00:01:13,378 --> 00:01:14,129 - Have a great day, Peter. 25 00:01:14,171 --> 00:01:15,089 Thank you. 26 00:01:15,131 --> 00:01:16,592 You left this on the bus. 27 00:01:24,772 --> 00:01:26,108 - I am so sorry! 28 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:27,945 Oh, it's okay. 29 00:01:27,986 --> 00:01:28,779 My mom made it. 30 00:01:30,199 --> 00:01:31,159 - Your mom made it? 31 00:01:32,369 --> 00:01:34,873 Did you just say your mom made that project? 32 00:01:34,915 --> 00:01:37,128 I just announced to the entire student body 33 00:01:37,169 --> 00:01:40,341 that you won the science fair for that project! 34 00:01:40,383 --> 00:01:42,052 - I'm sorry. I... 35 00:01:42,094 --> 00:01:43,262 - Principal Doyle... 36 00:01:44,098 --> 00:01:45,308 Has anyone ever told you 37 00:01:45,349 --> 00:01:48,105 that you looked just like Clint Eastwood? 38 00:01:48,146 --> 00:01:50,734 - Go ahead. Make my day. 39 00:01:50,775 --> 00:01:52,988 - It's the jawline. 40 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:53,822 Wait... 41 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:55,618 No, it's the eyes. 42 00:01:56,869 --> 00:01:57,829 Definitely the eyes. 43 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:01,502 - Do you know... 44 00:02:01,544 --> 00:02:02,796 Feeb Hagbert? 45 00:02:02,838 --> 00:02:03,923 - Peter Buckley, right? 46 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:05,342 - Yeah. 47 00:02:05,384 --> 00:02:07,972 - The Hagberts just moved into that big, beautiful house 48 00:02:08,014 --> 00:02:09,015 on Westminster. 49 00:02:09,057 --> 00:02:10,435 - That's our house! 50 00:02:10,476 --> 00:02:11,687 Well, I mean... 51 00:02:11,728 --> 00:02:13,941 - It's the house we were gonna buy, but... 52 00:02:13,982 --> 00:02:15,025 we couldn't afford it. 53 00:02:16,111 --> 00:02:17,196 It's a cool house. 54 00:02:18,657 --> 00:02:20,076 I'm gonna... 55 00:02:20,118 --> 00:02:21,245 - Here, let me help you. 56 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:29,175 - Clint Eastwood, huh? 57 00:02:34,642 --> 00:02:36,104 - My little merry noel 58 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,648 Can I have a kiss? 59 00:02:42,531 --> 00:02:43,825 Hello? 60 00:02:43,867 --> 00:02:45,202 Steve! Hi! 61 00:02:45,995 --> 00:02:47,373 Oh no! 62 00:02:47,415 --> 00:02:49,168 Yeah, of course! You can stay here anytime. 63 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,587 You know that. 64 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,421 Uh-huh. 65 00:02:53,008 --> 00:02:54,468 Is that my project? 66 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:55,888 - You mean my project, right, mom? 67 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:56,722 - Pfft! 68 00:02:56,764 --> 00:02:57,850 - Yeah. 69 00:02:57,891 --> 00:03:00,228 All right. I can't wait for you to come. 70 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:01,105 Oh, yes! All right. 71 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,398 Awesome, Steve. 72 00:03:02,441 --> 00:03:03,567 All right. See you then. 73 00:03:03,610 --> 00:03:04,444 Buh-bye, Steve. 74 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:06,698 - The Hagbarts moved again! 75 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:08,493 They bought that big house on Westminster. 76 00:03:08,534 --> 00:03:09,536 - Wait, the one we were gonna get? 77 00:03:09,578 --> 00:03:11,414 - There goes that dream. 78 00:03:11,456 --> 00:03:12,207 - Hey! 79 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,211 We remodeled! And... 80 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:16,715 I wanted the house so bad. 81 00:03:16,757 --> 00:03:19,094 - Feeb Hagbart's pretty cute now. 82 00:03:19,136 --> 00:03:21,515 - Wait, how could they afford that? 83 00:03:21,557 --> 00:03:23,143 - You guys didn't hear this? 84 00:03:23,184 --> 00:03:24,395 Oh my gosh. 85 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:27,066 Okay, so, Mr. Hagbart invents some kind of, 86 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:29,821 it's a computer, it's a gadget that... 87 00:03:29,863 --> 00:03:31,281 Simon, I don't know what it is. 88 00:03:31,324 --> 00:03:32,951 What mom was struggling to explain 89 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:34,954 was that Mr. Hagbart had made a small fortune 90 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:38,086 by putting store catalogs on disk for retailers. 91 00:03:38,127 --> 00:03:40,047 in an era before the internet and online shopping 92 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:43,303 was really a thing, browsing these catalogs was a pastime 93 00:03:43,344 --> 00:03:45,556 Simon was particularly fond of. 94 00:03:45,598 --> 00:03:46,850 - Simon! - What? 95 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,313 - Now he's rich. 96 00:03:51,066 --> 00:03:52,276 But we could still elf them. 97 00:03:52,318 --> 00:03:53,070 No! 98 00:03:53,111 --> 00:03:54,614 - Okay, okay! Gosh! 99 00:03:54,656 --> 00:03:56,867 I'm trying to teach you good will and make you good people. 100 00:03:56,909 --> 00:03:58,161 Jeez. 101 00:03:58,203 --> 00:03:59,998 - Okay, so what did uncle Steve want? 102 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,794 - Uncle Steve has mold in his apartment, 103 00:04:02,836 --> 00:04:05,716 so he's gonna be staying with us for the holidays! 104 00:04:07,219 --> 00:04:09,765 And he said he's gonna help coach your basketball team. 105 00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:12,477 - Our basketball team? 106 00:04:13,897 --> 00:04:15,525 - Uncle Steve's kind of out there. 107 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:19,239 - He is. It's okay. 108 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:21,410 - Who wants to say the elving pledge? 109 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,206 All right, put your arms up. 110 00:04:24,248 --> 00:04:28,965 We do hereby promise to fulfill our elving duties 111 00:04:29,716 --> 00:04:32,220 with honor and bravery. 112 00:04:32,262 --> 00:04:35,059 We will never divulge our... 113 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,353 Identities to the people we elf, 114 00:04:37,396 --> 00:04:42,196 no matter what mayhem or Bedlam might be inflicted upon us. 115 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:45,910 This is our solemn pledge! 116 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:46,703 - Steve! 117 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,746 - Ooh! 118 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:48,623 Sup, dude? 119 00:04:48,665 --> 00:04:50,293 Uncle Steve. 120 00:04:50,335 --> 00:04:53,173 Mom says she practically raised him by herself. 121 00:04:53,215 --> 00:04:55,802 But if that's true, how did he turn out so cool? 122 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:02,606 - Oh, now I see it. 123 00:05:02,648 --> 00:05:05,360 - Hey, where's Simone? 124 00:05:05,402 --> 00:05:08,156 - Oh, well he's working tonight. 125 00:05:08,199 --> 00:05:10,411 And as you know, elving waits for no man. 126 00:05:11,288 --> 00:05:12,331 - Who are we elving? 127 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:14,125 - Oh, okay, so, guys, I'm thinking... 128 00:05:15,002 --> 00:05:16,629 Principal Doyle. 129 00:05:16,672 --> 00:05:18,132 - Never in my lifetime. 130 00:05:18,174 --> 00:05:20,720 - Yeah, we can't elf him. He's too harsh. 131 00:05:20,762 --> 00:05:21,889 - Harsh? 132 00:05:21,931 --> 00:05:23,099 I mean, I'd be harsh too if I had to deal 133 00:05:23,141 --> 00:05:27,815 with smelly, hormonal teenagers all the time. 134 00:05:28,901 --> 00:05:30,988 Hey, wait a minute. That's my life. 135 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:35,495 - Look, Principal Doyle, 136 00:05:35,538 --> 00:05:37,999 he's raising those two little girls all by himself. 137 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:39,586 His wife passed away. 138 00:05:39,628 --> 00:05:42,215 And you know the school doesn't pay him much. 139 00:05:42,257 --> 00:05:43,844 - I'm a PE teacher. I get that. 140 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:48,059 - Yeah. I mean, maybe if we elf him, he won't be so harsh. 141 00:05:49,102 --> 00:05:51,899 - So, folks, Principal Doyle? Hands up. 142 00:05:51,941 --> 00:05:52,859 - All in favor? 143 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:57,074 - What's the deal with you two? 144 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:59,745 - Well, personally, I feel I can't cast a vote 145 00:05:59,788 --> 00:06:01,958 for someone I work for, you know? 146 00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:05,505 Isn't that like unconstitutional? 147 00:06:05,547 --> 00:06:07,843 - Okay, we'll call that an abstention. 148 00:06:07,885 --> 00:06:09,137 - I don't know what that means. 149 00:06:11,307 --> 00:06:12,601 And you? 150 00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:15,648 It was then I dropped the E bomb. 151 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,611 - I'm not going elving this year. 152 00:06:20,364 --> 00:06:21,825 - I'm sorry, what? 153 00:06:23,287 --> 00:06:24,413 - I thought I heard you just say 154 00:06:24,455 --> 00:06:25,665 you weren't going elving this year. 155 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:27,377 - No, I know what I heard. 156 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:29,004 Are you serious, man? 157 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:31,843 - Look, there's no snow, and it's just stupid kid stuff! 158 00:06:31,884 --> 00:06:33,011 - That's not kid stuff. 159 00:06:33,053 --> 00:06:35,683 I mean, I'm older than you Mateo. 160 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:38,312 Bro, look at all these sad faces, man. 161 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:40,524 You don't wanna Scrooge this thing over. 162 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,903 Truth is I didn't wanna go. 163 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,324 I was just tired of being told what to do. 164 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:47,995 And as much as I hated disappointing everybody, 165 00:06:48,037 --> 00:06:52,044 especially Uncle Steve, I'm a man now. 166 00:06:52,086 --> 00:06:54,883 And so, you know, when a man makes up his mind, it's done. 167 00:06:55,926 --> 00:06:57,720 - Can I go to my bedroom? 168 00:06:57,763 --> 00:06:59,056 - Yeah, I think you better. 169 00:07:09,824 --> 00:07:11,160 So, Principal Doyle it is. 170 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:17,880 Can we talk? 171 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:21,261 Why? You gonna make me go out elving? 172 00:07:23,056 --> 00:07:24,892 - Well, I could do that, but... 173 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:28,314 what would be the point if your heart's not in it? 174 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,780 So, no, I'm not gonna make you. 175 00:07:34,492 --> 00:07:35,285 - Thanks. 176 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,876 - Matthew, you need to come up with your own plan 177 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,212 to serve others this season. 178 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,216 I mean, it's what Christmas is all about. 179 00:07:43,257 --> 00:07:45,344 It's the whole reason that we go elving. 180 00:07:46,846 --> 00:07:47,640 - Like what? 181 00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:49,017 - I don't know. 182 00:07:49,059 --> 00:07:50,686 You're gonna have to figure that out yourself. 183 00:07:52,022 --> 00:07:53,692 I mean, you're not a little boy anymore, right? 184 00:08:01,997 --> 00:08:03,250 Figure it out? 185 00:08:04,627 --> 00:08:06,630 I couldn't even figure out this dumb Rubik's cube. 186 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:09,886 Maybe dad was right. 187 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:13,433 I had to come up with a plan? 188 00:08:22,658 --> 00:08:23,535 - Hey, Steve-O! 189 00:08:23,576 --> 00:08:24,495 - Oh hey, Pam. 190 00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:26,248 - Oh! You decorated. 191 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:28,460 - Yeah, these are me. 192 00:08:28,502 --> 00:08:29,378 - I know. 193 00:08:30,672 --> 00:08:32,299 You signed it. 194 00:08:32,342 --> 00:08:34,679 - Yeah. You gotta be your number one fan, Pam. 195 00:08:35,555 --> 00:08:36,599 - Absolutely. 196 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,145 So, do you remember this guy? 197 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,188 - Oh, yes. 198 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:41,065 - The concert? 199 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:42,108 - Oh yeah, baby. - Memories? 200 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:44,153 - Yeah, memory lane. 201 00:08:44,195 --> 00:08:46,616 This thing was literally baptized by fire. 202 00:08:47,659 --> 00:08:49,036 - It was. 203 00:08:49,079 --> 00:08:49,872 - Hey... 204 00:08:51,124 --> 00:08:53,336 Matthew's just being a punk, all right? 205 00:08:53,378 --> 00:08:54,505 He's a lot like me. 206 00:08:54,546 --> 00:08:55,715 It's nothing you haven't been through before. 207 00:08:55,756 --> 00:08:58,428 - Yeah. We used to be really close. 208 00:08:58,469 --> 00:08:59,305 - Yeah. 209 00:08:59,346 --> 00:09:00,515 But you still have Simon. 210 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:04,188 - Yes, I still have Simon, and the voice are great, 211 00:09:04,229 --> 00:09:07,986 but, I mean, can you see Matthew kinda pulling away? 212 00:09:08,028 --> 00:09:10,741 - Yeah. I think he's being more like a teenager. 213 00:09:10,782 --> 00:09:12,035 You know, growing pains. 214 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,372 But, hey... 215 00:09:16,459 --> 00:09:17,586 Do you remember these? 216 00:09:17,628 --> 00:09:18,379 - What? 217 00:09:18,421 --> 00:09:19,422 - Ole, ole! 218 00:09:19,464 --> 00:09:20,341 - Why are those in my house? 219 00:09:20,382 --> 00:09:22,302 - Because we're gonna rock 'em. 220 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,471 Hey, let's go. 221 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,141 - What? 222 00:09:26,184 --> 00:09:27,604 Okay, I... 223 00:09:27,645 --> 00:09:29,314 need these in a wallet size. 224 00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:30,650 I got like 10 of 'em. 225 00:09:30,692 --> 00:09:31,819 - Show me what you got, Steve! 226 00:09:32,737 --> 00:09:33,697 Woo! 227 00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:34,865 Yeah, that's good. 228 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,704 You really know how to work it out. 229 00:09:41,669 --> 00:09:43,840 - Did you ask Jennifer to the Christmas dance yet? 230 00:09:43,881 --> 00:09:45,927 - No, not yet. What about you? 231 00:09:45,968 --> 00:09:48,472 - Same, but... 232 00:09:48,514 --> 00:09:49,641 not Jennifer. 233 00:09:52,187 --> 00:09:53,648 Think it's ever gonna snow this year? 234 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:56,904 Like, not just a flurry here and there, but like a blizzard, 235 00:09:56,945 --> 00:09:58,407 like the year we elved the Hagbarts. 236 00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,658 - Dude, don't remind me. 237 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,785 - They're filthy rich now. 238 00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,037 - Yeah, no doy. 239 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,124 - And Finn's got a really awesome car 240 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,627 and an indoor swimming pool. 241 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:06,628 - Yeah, I don't care. 242 00:10:07,464 --> 00:10:08,715 I already told my family 243 00:10:08,757 --> 00:10:10,301 that I'm not going elving this year. 244 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,388 My parents Kirked out. 245 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:14,183 - Of course they did. It's tradition. 246 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:15,770 Smooth move, Ex-Lax. 247 00:10:22,364 --> 00:10:25,703 Is that my sister with the Hagbarts? 248 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:29,543 Yup. It's Jennifer. 249 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,759 - Hey, Matthew. 250 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,221 Matthew, how you been? 251 00:10:36,263 --> 00:10:37,056 - Fine. 252 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:39,477 Want my breakfast- 253 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:41,773 You want it? 254 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:46,530 - How could they name a little puppy like you Farting? 255 00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:48,910 Ooh, grindage! 256 00:10:48,951 --> 00:10:51,748 - Eh! No food before dinner, and no Farting. 257 00:10:51,790 --> 00:10:53,167 - Okay. 258 00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:54,169 Smells good. 259 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:56,714 Is that grandma Ruth's soup? 260 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:57,842 - You better believe it. 261 00:10:57,883 --> 00:10:58,969 - Yeah, that's rad. 262 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,560 - What's the occasion? 263 00:11:03,602 --> 00:11:05,271 - Uh, well... 264 00:11:05,313 --> 00:11:08,234 We've been asked to chaperone the Christmas dance. 265 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:12,159 And Mrs. Whitmore wants me to be her personal assistance. 266 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,577 - Wow, Pam. 267 00:11:13,619 --> 00:11:16,791 - Now, when you say we have been asked, you mean that- 268 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:17,584 - Us. 269 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:18,544 - Yeah. 270 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:19,671 That's what I thought you meant. 271 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,006 - Oh, and, Steve, you're gonna love this. 272 00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:23,762 I got you on the committee too. Yeah! 273 00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:26,975 I had to pull some strings, but you're in! 274 00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:27,769 - Me? 275 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:28,937 - Mm-hm. 276 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,523 - Barf me out, Pam. As if. 277 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,695 - Oh, you wanna tell me that one more time, Punk? 278 00:11:33,737 --> 00:11:35,532 - Okay, okay! Fine, fine, fine, fine! 279 00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:38,370 Geez, I think I'm bleeding, Ralph. 280 00:11:38,412 --> 00:11:42,252 - Ugh, you're such a baby. Just get out of my kitchen. 281 00:11:42,293 --> 00:11:43,587 - It's snowing. 282 00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:44,422 - What? 283 00:11:45,674 --> 00:11:47,052 You... 284 00:11:47,093 --> 00:11:47,594 Coach needs the energy dinners in two hours. 285 00:11:47,636 --> 00:11:48,805 - Punk. 286 00:11:48,846 --> 00:11:50,599 Dinner's in two hours. 287 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:52,436 - Just a dip. 288 00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:54,648 Love you. 289 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:22,696 Well, that's one way to enter a room. 290 00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:24,199 Lucky shot, Larry Nerd. 291 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,669 - Looks like Juniper's friends with the Hagbart sisters now. 292 00:12:36,261 --> 00:12:38,724 - Hey, Matthew. 293 00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:39,892 - Hey. 294 00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,645 Saw you out in the parking lot earlier. 295 00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:42,855 - Yeah. 296 00:12:42,898 --> 00:12:45,026 I was running late, so Finn gave me a ride. 297 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,654 Watch and learn, fellas. 298 00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:49,826 - Now he thinks he's the star of our team. 299 00:12:55,461 --> 00:12:56,629 Think fast, Buckley! 300 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,515 - Thanks. 301 00:13:04,225 --> 00:13:05,395 - Feeb Hagbart! 302 00:13:06,397 --> 00:13:07,314 Are you kidding me? 303 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,669 - Gather round, boys! 304 00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:23,258 - Um, where's coach Jackson? 305 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,220 - He had a family emergency. 306 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,431 - When's he coming back? 307 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,225 - He's not gonna be back until after Christmas. 308 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:31,481 - Whoa, whoa, wait! We play the wild cats next week! 309 00:13:31,523 --> 00:13:33,318 We all need our coach! 310 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,613 - Which is why Mr. Wilson has been so gracious 311 00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:38,911 as to offer to coach our team. 312 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,997 until we can find a decent replacements. 313 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:41,874 - Sup, fellas? 314 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,628 - And I... 315 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,674 I am gonna be the assistant coach. 316 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,388 Make it rain. 317 00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:52,392 Not even close. 318 00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:53,811 - Not here, James, 319 00:13:53,853 --> 00:13:56,399 - My dad coached our team to a championship 320 00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:57,901 at my old school. 321 00:13:57,943 --> 00:13:59,613 - Do you think he would really do it? 322 00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:04,330 - Yeah. He's he's up for anything. 323 00:14:04,371 --> 00:14:06,416 - Brilliant! That sounds like a great idea. 324 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,003 Yeah. So great. 325 00:14:08,044 --> 00:14:09,380 - Why is that a great idea? 326 00:14:10,673 --> 00:14:13,804 - Well, technically a member of the coaching staff 327 00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:15,307 has to be a member of the faculty. 328 00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:18,980 So you, my friend, have now become the assistant coach. 329 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:25,199 And your dad is the head coach, and I am outta here. 330 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:27,786 Parting is such sweet sorrow, boys. 331 00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:35,800 - What are you looking at? 332 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,636 Let's run some lines, fellas! 333 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,097 'Cause I'm your assistant coach, 334 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,516 and I'm your head coach today. 335 00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:51,243 Magnificent. - Whoa! 336 00:14:51,285 --> 00:14:52,078 - Hello, Matthew. 337 00:14:53,038 --> 00:14:54,123 These cookies are choice. 338 00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:55,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 339 00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:56,460 - These look amazing! 340 00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,756 - Oh, pries a block! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 341 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,219 - Rumor has it you're gonna take Feeb to the dance. 342 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,723 - Whoa! No! You can't take a Hagbart to the dance! 343 00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:04,516 - Says who? 344 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:06,102 - Says me! 345 00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:07,563 - Hey guys. 346 00:15:07,605 --> 00:15:08,982 Cookies! 347 00:15:09,023 --> 00:15:10,902 - Ho! Karate chop, Pam! 348 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,323 These are cookies for Mateo to take to sweet babe-a-saurus 349 00:15:13,365 --> 00:15:15,910 to the Christmas festivities. 350 00:15:15,952 --> 00:15:16,703 - Festivities? 351 00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:17,915 - Yeah, no. 352 00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:19,166 - Can you check her ear? Something's up. 353 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,128 - What's going on with it? 354 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,215 - Oh, man. In 10 minutes! 355 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:26,179 - That's cold, Pam. Cold. 356 00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:28,558 - Cookies? 357 00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:29,434 - Cookies. 358 00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:34,818 He's always eating, dude. 359 00:15:42,165 --> 00:15:43,666 - So, did you get your dress for the dance yet? 360 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,295 Yeah. I've had it for months. 361 00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:46,922 Yeah, but I haven't been asked yet. 362 00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:48,842 - What? That's crazy. 363 00:15:48,884 --> 00:15:50,804 No one's invited us either. 364 00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,851 But, man, Jennifer, that really stinks. I'm sorry. 365 00:15:53,892 --> 00:15:55,062 - It's okay. 366 00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:56,355 - I thought you and Matthew were a thing. 367 00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:57,315 You are, aren't you? 368 00:16:05,538 --> 00:16:07,165 - You let M&N fall asleep? 369 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,585 - Oh, no, no, no! 370 00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:10,338 - Honey, normally you want her to fall asleep. 371 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,092 - Not tonight! It's our first not of elving. 372 00:16:13,134 --> 00:16:16,557 - Okay. Listen, when she's out, she's out. 373 00:16:16,598 --> 00:16:19,019 Let's just start earlier next time. 374 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,647 - We Can we can't elf unless it's dark. 375 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,734 - Oh, you can if you're a ninja! 376 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:23,902 - Room for one more, Ralph? 377 00:16:23,945 --> 00:16:25,114 - Yes. 378 00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,824 - All right, let's do it. Let's go! 379 00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:29,037 I can't trust you guys for one second. 380 00:16:38,094 --> 00:16:40,014 - How are you gonna deliver your invite to Juniper? 381 00:16:40,055 --> 00:16:41,641 - Hey, once she's out, she's out. 382 00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,565 Hm. How, indeed? 383 00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:49,447 You know, dogs are pretty responsible. 384 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:50,365 - Hey. 385 00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:52,410 Popcorn, candy. Barbie? 386 00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:55,707 She's all yours Farting. 387 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,753 Okay, I know this looks bad, 388 00:16:57,794 --> 00:17:01,217 but as a teenager, you'll do anything for a girl. 389 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,848 All right, guys, stay low. 390 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,102 All right, John. Go for it. 391 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,233 - Hey. 392 00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:12,653 - Can I do it, please? Please, please, can I do it? 393 00:17:12,695 --> 00:17:14,031 - Do as I do. 394 00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,157 - 10-4, amigo. 395 00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,254 Three, two, one. 396 00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:33,647 - Christmas stockings? 397 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,610 - Are they for us? - I think so! 398 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,870 Daddy, Daddy! 399 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,960 - This is the best part. Remember? 400 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:47,547 - Yeah. I remember. 401 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:50,677 Should we go? 402 00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,821 One bite of my cookies, 403 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,743 and Juniper will have no choice but to say yes! 404 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:13,633 Well, I guess her dog would look good in the dress, too, 405 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,843 although I'm pretty sure I'll skip out 406 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,555 on the kiss at the end of the night. 407 00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:19,602 - Hey! 408 00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:22,064 Come join the party. 409 00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:24,193 Come on. 410 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:24,736 - Steve, can you just take her upstairs? 411 00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:25,820 - Sure. 412 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,449 - Thank you. - I'll put her down. 413 00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:36,380 - You left your baby sister alone in the house. 414 00:18:36,422 --> 00:18:37,340 - No, she was asleep. 415 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,553 - That is inexcusable, Matthew! 416 00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:42,224 - Okay, I went across the street for like a minute, 417 00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:43,393 and Farting was watching her. 418 00:18:43,435 --> 00:18:45,479 - Farting? Farting was watching her? 419 00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:46,773 The dog! 420 00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:52,700 - I was gone for like five minutes. 421 00:18:52,742 --> 00:18:56,081 - Obviously, a lot can happen in five minutes, Matthew. 422 00:18:57,835 --> 00:18:59,503 Just go to bed. 423 00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:09,855 Why would he think he could leave her? 424 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:10,940 Oh my gosh. 425 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,569 Where did we go wrong? 426 00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:15,615 - He's a teenager. 427 00:19:17,702 --> 00:19:19,538 You know, at least he's... 428 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:22,502 he hasn't run off to Vegas with a cocktail waitress. 429 00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:25,758 - I mean, I guess we gave our parents a run for their money? 430 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,051 - Well... 431 00:19:27,093 --> 00:19:29,138 heaven knows you did. 432 00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:33,479 I long for those days. 433 00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:34,439 - Don't choke. 434 00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:46,292 - You're grounded. Christmas, maybe even New Year's. 435 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,672 - Whoa! Okay- 436 00:19:48,714 --> 00:19:50,550 - No, all right, I'm kidding. 437 00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:52,678 But your mom and I are wondering where the old Matthew is. 438 00:19:52,721 --> 00:19:54,014 Have you seen him around anywhere? 439 00:19:54,056 --> 00:19:55,892 - Okay, I was gone five minutes. 440 00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:58,689 - Matthew, you were gone five minutes 441 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,611 and left your sister alone in the house. 442 00:20:01,652 --> 00:20:03,071 I mean, you've seen Unsolved Mysteries. 443 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,491 You know anything can happen. 444 00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:08,205 Have you thought about what you want to do 445 00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:10,334 to celebrate the Christmas season this year? 446 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,922 You don't want to go elving with us, 447 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:15,051 you don't want to spend time with the family. 448 00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:16,177 What do you want to do? 449 00:20:20,894 --> 00:20:23,357 Could you think of maybe something a little less selfish? 450 00:20:23,398 --> 00:20:25,485 - Okay, well, are you asking or telling? 451 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:26,821 - I'm suggesting. 452 00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:29,241 - Okay. 453 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:33,415 - Suggesting straight A's. 454 00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:35,711 Straight B's? 455 00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,218 - Are you okay? 456 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,888 - Yeah, it's just... 457 00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:45,728 Matthew reminds me of you 458 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:48,233 when you were in your "I hate everything" phase. 459 00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:50,862 - I was that bad, huh? 460 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,117 - You were actually worse, if you can believe that. 461 00:20:55,077 --> 00:20:55,871 - Yeah. 462 00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,710 I was, and you still loved me, right? 463 00:21:01,505 --> 00:21:05,804 - I just don't know where I've gone wrong as his mom. 464 00:21:05,846 --> 00:21:08,559 - Pam, you have not gone as a mom. 465 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,941 You might be experiencing that seasonal depression thing 466 00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:17,074 or, I don't know, may be having flashbacks of me. 467 00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:20,287 - That could be true, because you almost killed me. 468 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:23,752 - Yeah, I did. 469 00:21:25,672 --> 00:21:27,467 And you never gave up on me. 470 00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:30,137 - Nope. 471 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,566 Maybe you could talk to him. He loves you so much. 472 00:21:37,984 --> 00:21:39,780 - Yeah, maybe if the time is right. 473 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:43,912 - I just... 474 00:21:46,374 --> 00:21:50,297 I just get really scared that I'm becoming our parents. 475 00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:55,432 - You are nothing like our parents, Pam. 476 00:21:56,976 --> 00:21:58,687 They barely even knew us. 477 00:22:00,064 --> 00:22:03,028 Look, you are like the greatest mom in the world. 478 00:22:03,069 --> 00:22:06,450 I mean, these kids, they absolutely adore you, 479 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,955 and I can see that clear as day. 480 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,332 - You think? 481 00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:14,589 - Yes! You're like the ultimate package, you know? 482 00:22:15,591 --> 00:22:16,885 You're my sis. 483 00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:20,642 You're my best friend 484 00:22:25,191 --> 00:22:29,156 And in a lot of ways, you were my perfect mother, you know? 485 00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:33,079 - So you're saying I'm old? 486 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:36,836 - Maybe. 487 00:22:38,672 --> 00:22:41,928 Your kids are amazing, Pam. 488 00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:42,846 - They are. 489 00:22:48,773 --> 00:22:50,776 - Jeez, Allen, give a guy some space! 490 00:22:50,818 --> 00:22:51,612 - Sorry. 491 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,491 - Did Juniper get my invite yet? 492 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,829 - How should I know? I know she tells me zero. 493 00:22:56,871 --> 00:22:58,289 - Okay, well, try and find out, okay? 494 00:22:58,331 --> 00:22:59,125 - Okay. 495 00:23:00,543 --> 00:23:02,422 Hey, I've been thinking about the Hagbarts lately. 496 00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:03,591 I think you should give them a chance. 497 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,759 - To what? 498 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,595 - Well, Finn's really cool now. 499 00:23:06,638 --> 00:23:09,142 And have you seen Fae? 500 00:23:10,143 --> 00:23:11,562 What? 501 00:23:11,604 --> 00:23:13,148 What is going on? 502 00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:16,321 First Juniper, then Peter. Now Allen? 503 00:23:18,157 --> 00:23:20,077 Things are really getting out of hand. 504 00:23:22,205 --> 00:23:23,374 - Oh my gosh. 505 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:26,004 I'm such a klutz. 506 00:23:26,045 --> 00:23:26,838 - It's all right. 507 00:23:37,607 --> 00:23:39,277 - Um, are you going to the dance? 508 00:23:40,445 --> 00:23:43,117 - I hope so, but I haven't been asked yet. 509 00:23:45,328 --> 00:23:47,541 - Oh! - Watch out, Pete! 510 00:23:47,582 --> 00:23:49,628 Coach Hagbart on your six. 511 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:51,757 - Everything good, Feeb? 512 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:52,550 Yep. 513 00:23:52,591 --> 00:23:53,426 - Ready to go? 514 00:23:56,848 --> 00:23:57,641 - See you around. 515 00:24:08,661 --> 00:24:10,706 - Oh, Dad, we could use another player. 516 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:13,586 - Oh, honey, I've got so much work, 517 00:24:13,627 --> 00:24:15,171 - Please, Daddy. 518 00:24:16,883 --> 00:24:17,676 - Oh, okay. Deal me in. 519 00:24:17,718 --> 00:24:19,011 - Yes! Let's go! 520 00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:23,186 - Ante up. 521 00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:24,104 - Guess what. 522 00:24:25,523 --> 00:24:27,986 Feev has a crush on Peter Buckley. 523 00:24:29,613 --> 00:24:30,866 - I do not! 524 00:24:30,907 --> 00:24:32,368 - Really? 525 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,871 - He's such a geek. 526 00:24:33,913 --> 00:24:35,957 - Well, maybe feed thinks he's a zeek. 527 00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:39,046 - What's a zeek? 528 00:24:39,088 --> 00:24:42,386 - It's a frog that turns into a prince? 529 00:24:42,427 --> 00:24:45,098 - Did you just call Peter a frog? 530 00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,058 Dad, that's so cool! 531 00:24:47,269 --> 00:24:48,730 - I don't think so. 532 00:24:50,858 --> 00:24:52,403 What'd I say? 533 00:24:52,444 --> 00:24:54,531 - You don't even know him! 534 00:24:55,366 --> 00:24:56,200 - Wat do go. 535 00:24:56,243 --> 00:24:57,244 - Why didn't you stop me? 536 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,209 - Whoa, wait. What are you doing? 537 00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:02,796 Stop. 538 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:04,757 Feeb Hagbart? 539 00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:06,176 Wait! 540 00:25:06,217 --> 00:25:07,804 You're trying to take Feeb Hagbart to the dance? 541 00:25:07,846 --> 00:25:09,307 You know she's older than you, right? 542 00:25:09,349 --> 00:25:10,684 Age is just a number. 543 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,145 - Okay, what about the Buckley code? 544 00:25:12,186 --> 00:25:13,647 You know? John's broken angel. 545 00:25:13,689 --> 00:25:16,069 Oh, how about Simon's broken glasses? 546 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:17,487 - Just grow up. 547 00:25:17,529 --> 00:25:19,115 Grow up? 548 00:25:19,157 --> 00:25:22,329 Says the guy who wrote the cheesiest poem ever! 549 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,760 Principal Doyle? Hey. 550 00:25:31,803 --> 00:25:33,348 Here's that paperwork you needed. 551 00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:35,769 I guess it's official. 552 00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:37,980 Coach, just for the rest of this season. 553 00:25:38,983 --> 00:25:40,443 All right. 554 00:25:40,485 --> 00:25:41,653 - Uh, coach? 555 00:25:44,617 --> 00:25:47,873 How do you do it? I mean, the whole single parent thing? 556 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:50,293 You just... 557 00:25:50,336 --> 00:25:52,589 You seem to make it look so easy. 558 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,593 - Honest? 559 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,388 I really don't know. 560 00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,726 I love 'em when they're good. 561 00:26:00,562 --> 00:26:02,022 I ground 'em when they're not. 562 00:26:04,568 --> 00:26:05,362 And I pray. 563 00:26:06,948 --> 00:26:07,782 I pray a lot. 564 00:26:09,493 --> 00:26:13,208 - Yeah. 565 00:26:14,335 --> 00:26:16,923 Karen used to make Christmas so magical. 566 00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:18,384 I could never match that. 567 00:26:18,425 --> 00:26:21,556 - Yeah. It's not the easiest job in the world. 568 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:26,481 Especially when you're the only one in the trenches. 569 00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,573 Thank you. 570 00:26:31,615 --> 00:26:32,366 - Sure. 571 00:26:33,911 --> 00:26:37,249 And you know, this may sound really corny, 572 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:41,339 but I found the best present is to be present. 573 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,051 Be there for 'em. 574 00:26:43,093 --> 00:26:44,804 That's what they want for Christmas. 575 00:26:47,935 --> 00:26:49,437 I'll see you out there. 576 00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:56,616 - Go to the paint! Go, go, go, go, go! 577 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,785 There you go, there you go. 578 00:26:57,827 --> 00:26:58,912 Let's go. Come on. 579 00:26:58,954 --> 00:26:59,747 Come on! 580 00:27:03,878 --> 00:27:04,881 Kick it out to John. 581 00:27:04,922 --> 00:27:06,132 - Weak side. Weak side, Zack. 582 00:27:06,174 --> 00:27:08,512 - John, two, two, two! 583 00:27:08,554 --> 00:27:09,347 Set it! 584 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:13,354 Oh, man! 585 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,442 No! You know what you did! 586 00:27:16,484 --> 00:27:17,318 - All right, we're done, we're done. 587 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,114 Everybody up. 588 00:27:23,371 --> 00:27:24,205 Let's go, hustle. 589 00:27:28,295 --> 00:27:32,135 Look, we've got our first big game coming up, 590 00:27:32,177 --> 00:27:35,433 and guys, we gotta start jelling as a team. 591 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,191 Think like a team. Play like a team. 592 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,488 The same team! 593 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:44,950 - Yeah, guys. Same team. 594 00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:47,871 - Yeah, Dad. 595 00:27:47,913 --> 00:27:49,331 - It's coach. 596 00:27:49,374 --> 00:27:51,586 And I don't know what's going on between you two. 597 00:27:51,627 --> 00:27:53,088 - Nothing. 598 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,507 - Nothing. 599 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:55,343 - Huh. 600 00:27:55,384 --> 00:27:56,511 Okay. 601 00:27:56,553 --> 00:27:57,680 So why don't I make Finn co-team captain 602 00:27:57,721 --> 00:27:59,767 so that you two can learn to work together? 603 00:28:01,478 --> 00:28:02,897 - But Matthew's the captain. 604 00:28:04,024 --> 00:28:05,818 - No, I'm really digging this idea. 605 00:28:07,697 --> 00:28:10,493 - Okay, good, so we agree. We have two captains. 606 00:28:12,246 --> 00:28:13,290 Hit the showers. 607 00:28:14,542 --> 00:28:16,587 Let's go, fellas. Focus. 608 00:28:31,363 --> 00:28:33,283 - You're a stone cold fox. 609 00:28:37,331 --> 00:28:38,625 Hey! 610 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:41,213 I just helped Grandpa George in the soup kitchen. 611 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:42,549 - And how'd it go with him? 612 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,843 - Uh... 613 00:28:43,884 --> 00:28:46,680 It was awkward, but, you know, we got through it. 614 00:28:46,722 --> 00:28:48,934 - Was he surprised to see you? 615 00:28:48,976 --> 00:28:51,272 - Uh, yeah, to say the least. 616 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,440 Yeah. 617 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:53,650 But, hey, I could tell 618 00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:55,529 that they could really use some help, you know? 619 00:28:55,570 --> 00:28:58,033 What do you think about me dropping you off tonight? 620 00:28:58,869 --> 00:28:59,829 - Tonight? 621 00:28:59,870 --> 00:29:01,080 Yeah. 622 00:29:01,122 --> 00:29:02,499 - No, no, no. 623 00:29:02,542 --> 00:29:03,835 I was gonna go see if Juniper wanted to catch a movie. 624 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:05,463 - Dude, come on. 625 00:29:05,505 --> 00:29:06,423 - Or not. 626 00:29:06,465 --> 00:29:08,176 - Love can wait, my man. 627 00:29:08,217 --> 00:29:10,847 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Trust me. 628 00:29:10,889 --> 00:29:11,640 You feel that? 629 00:29:11,682 --> 00:29:12,809 - Yes, I feel that. 630 00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:14,687 - Yeah, C's get degrees. Go get 'em, tiger. 631 00:29:14,729 --> 00:29:16,941 Don't tell your dad, though. I didn't say that. 632 00:29:16,983 --> 00:29:19,445 Pam! I need help with my hair! 633 00:29:20,865 --> 00:29:24,329 - Eddie, do you ever wonder about the meaning of life? 634 00:29:24,370 --> 00:29:25,789 Eddie? 635 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,292 Eddie. 636 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,836 Eddie! 637 00:29:28,878 --> 00:29:30,506 No! 638 00:29:37,518 --> 00:29:39,104 - You ready for this? 639 00:29:39,146 --> 00:29:40,064 - Yeah, I guess so. 640 00:29:42,944 --> 00:29:44,238 So, you coming in with me? 641 00:29:45,782 --> 00:29:47,535 - I'll probably pass. 642 00:29:47,576 --> 00:29:48,955 Seeing him twice in one week 643 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,501 might be a little overkill for the both of us. 644 00:29:52,711 --> 00:29:53,504 - Yeah. 645 00:29:55,591 --> 00:29:57,678 How long has it been since you've seen him? 646 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:04,565 - Before yesterday, Probably 10, maybe 12 years, I guess. 647 00:30:07,361 --> 00:30:08,446 - Well, what's he like? 648 00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:10,366 - Stern. 649 00:30:11,618 --> 00:30:12,578 Military stern, 650 00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:15,584 Angry. 651 00:30:18,004 --> 00:30:18,755 Sad. 652 00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:23,764 I think that war really messing him up, you know? 653 00:30:27,938 --> 00:30:29,941 - Then should I not do this? 654 00:30:29,984 --> 00:30:31,778 - No, you do this. 655 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:35,660 I mean, you never know how much longer you have with him. 656 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,997 I mean, I could come in and give you some moral support, 657 00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:40,168 like Batman and Robin style. 658 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:46,804 - Nah. Nah, I got this. 659 00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:49,350 - I know you do. 660 00:30:58,365 --> 00:30:59,993 - Thanks for always being so cool. 661 00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:02,122 - Ditto, my man. 662 00:31:16,313 --> 00:31:18,024 Mom once told me Grandpa George 663 00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:20,695 was one of the bravest man at Normandy on D-Day, 664 00:31:20,737 --> 00:31:22,365 a true hero. 665 00:31:22,407 --> 00:31:25,495 - Food's almost ready in line. Get in line. 666 00:31:25,537 --> 00:31:28,291 - Actually, I was gonna see if I could help you, Grandpa. 667 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:33,718 - Matthew? 668 00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:37,099 - Uncle Steve said you guys could use some help. 669 00:31:38,351 --> 00:31:39,269 - Steve said that? 670 00:31:41,106 --> 00:31:43,484 Yeah, it's kinda tough around here sometimes. 671 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:48,368 So, how's basketball practice? 672 00:31:48,410 --> 00:31:49,537 - What, you know I play? 673 00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:52,083 - I read about it in the papers. 674 00:31:55,339 --> 00:31:56,966 I've even come to a game or two. 675 00:31:57,008 --> 00:31:57,801 Shh. 676 00:31:58,970 --> 00:32:00,306 - Really? 677 00:32:00,347 --> 00:32:02,392 Well, how come you never come by to say hi? 678 00:32:04,062 --> 00:32:06,023 - I don't think your mom wants to see me. 679 00:32:08,403 --> 00:32:09,196 - Why not? 680 00:32:10,782 --> 00:32:13,286 - I think I was a better soldier than I was a father. 681 00:32:15,289 --> 00:32:17,502 So, how did you end up here? 682 00:32:17,543 --> 00:32:20,256 - Well, I didn't want to go elving this year, 683 00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:22,260 so if it wasn't elving, 684 00:32:22,302 --> 00:32:23,887 I had to do something nice for others, 685 00:32:23,929 --> 00:32:25,599 and Steve said, I should come here. 686 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,856 - You sound like a good kid. 687 00:32:32,444 --> 00:32:34,489 I can see you got a lot of your mom in you. 688 00:32:36,033 --> 00:32:36,993 - Yeah, I guess. 689 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,920 Loud noises always petrified my grandpa. 690 00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:44,923 I felt bad for him. 691 00:32:46,969 --> 00:32:49,014 Well, Steve said that I could help you. 692 00:32:49,056 --> 00:32:50,141 So, what should I do? 693 00:32:51,268 --> 00:32:53,480 - Yeah, well, come on. Let me show you. 694 00:32:54,816 --> 00:32:55,943 All right, let's go, everybody! Kitchen's open! 695 00:32:55,985 --> 00:32:57,821 Yeah, I'm talking to you, kid. Feeb! 696 00:32:59,532 --> 00:33:00,659 - Matthew? 697 00:33:00,701 --> 00:33:01,786 - You know Feeb? 698 00:33:01,828 --> 00:33:03,122 - Yeah, kinda. 699 00:33:03,163 --> 00:33:04,708 - She's one of our best workers. 700 00:33:05,835 --> 00:33:09,006 Do you mind if I hand my grandson off to you? 701 00:33:09,049 --> 00:33:09,800 - Sure. 702 00:33:09,842 --> 00:33:10,635 - All right. 703 00:33:11,845 --> 00:33:14,266 - So, what are you doing here? 704 00:33:14,308 --> 00:33:15,559 - Penance. 705 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:16,395 - I get that. 706 00:33:17,522 --> 00:33:20,026 This is gonna be fun penance. I promise. 707 00:33:21,445 --> 00:33:23,699 Okay. Aprons are in the back. 708 00:33:23,741 --> 00:33:25,577 Grab one and come stand by me. 709 00:33:25,619 --> 00:33:27,622 - Okay, boys. Ready, set, go! 710 00:33:27,664 --> 00:33:29,208 Go, go, go, go, go! 711 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:45,569 - Do you think it's elves? 712 00:33:45,611 --> 00:33:47,198 - I don't know. What do you think? 713 00:33:47,239 --> 00:33:49,952 I think it's elves. And I think it's magic. 714 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:10,445 - God bless you, son. 715 00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:13,284 No one had ever said those words to me before. 716 00:34:14,995 --> 00:34:16,665 It felt good. 717 00:34:19,587 --> 00:34:21,924 As I watched Grandpa with the little girl, 718 00:34:21,965 --> 00:34:24,303 I realized that that's about the age I was 719 00:34:24,345 --> 00:34:25,514 the last time I saw him. 720 00:34:34,154 --> 00:34:35,572 - Colonel. 721 00:34:35,614 --> 00:34:36,407 - Steven. 722 00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:42,042 - So, how did it go? 723 00:34:42,084 --> 00:34:43,168 Could have been worse. 724 00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:44,713 - He's a good, disciplined worker. 725 00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:47,551 Come back and help me again sometime? 726 00:34:47,593 --> 00:34:48,386 - Yeah, I'll think about it. 727 00:34:48,428 --> 00:34:50,014 - Good. You do that. 728 00:34:53,311 --> 00:34:54,063 - Thanks for the help, Matthew. 729 00:34:54,104 --> 00:34:55,190 - Yeah, yeah. 730 00:34:55,231 --> 00:34:56,274 Oh, Uncle Steve, this is Feeb Hagbart. 731 00:34:56,317 --> 00:34:58,737 Feeb, this is Uncle Steve. 732 00:34:58,779 --> 00:34:59,530 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 733 00:34:59,572 --> 00:35:00,407 Nice to meet you. 734 00:35:00,448 --> 00:35:01,617 So, you need a ride home? 735 00:35:01,659 --> 00:35:03,161 - Yeah, my brother was supposed to pick me up, 736 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:05,290 but he's helping our neighbor hang up Christmas lights. 737 00:35:05,331 --> 00:35:08,337 - Oh my heart! 738 00:35:08,379 --> 00:35:09,171 Okay. 739 00:35:09,214 --> 00:35:10,716 So, this is a Hagbart. 740 00:35:12,887 --> 00:35:14,473 Hey, let's go. I'll give you a ride home. 741 00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:15,891 Everybody seemed to be getting along 742 00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:17,436 with the Hagbarts except me. 743 00:35:19,147 --> 00:35:20,149 What was I missing? 744 00:35:21,276 --> 00:35:23,113 I couldn't be the problem, right? 745 00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:25,700 You know, Uncle Steve said that the war 746 00:35:25,742 --> 00:35:28,497 really mess Grandpa up, so I looked into that. 747 00:35:28,539 --> 00:35:30,375 He was suffering from PTSD. 748 00:35:31,544 --> 00:35:34,257 And with the history I've had with Finn, 749 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,926 maybe I was suffering from my own. 750 00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:40,977 Look, I really wanted to like this guy. 751 00:35:41,019 --> 00:35:43,773 I mean, could I trust Finn Hagbart? 752 00:35:43,815 --> 00:35:44,900 Oh, incoming! 753 00:35:46,069 --> 00:35:47,863 Okay! Now I know you all saw that, right? 754 00:35:49,116 --> 00:35:51,745 He just doesn't give me much to work with. 755 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,222 - Hey! Hey, guys! 756 00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:03,098 What? 757 00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:04,016 - Get down here, quickly! 758 00:36:05,102 --> 00:36:07,940 - Somebody left a package on our porch! 759 00:36:07,982 --> 00:36:08,775 Are you serious? 760 00:36:08,816 --> 00:36:09,693 - Look at this. 761 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,362 - What? You've been elved? 762 00:36:11,404 --> 00:36:12,155 - Right? 763 00:36:12,197 --> 00:36:13,115 That is cool! 764 00:36:13,157 --> 00:36:14,326 Yeah. So cool. 765 00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:15,662 - But we invented elving. 766 00:36:15,703 --> 00:36:17,999 - Oh, we didn't invent giving, did we? 767 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,000 - No, but- 768 00:36:19,042 --> 00:36:20,210 Then we need to appreciate 769 00:36:20,252 --> 00:36:21,546 when someone wants to do something nice for us 770 00:36:21,588 --> 00:36:22,799 like give us presents! 771 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,636 - Ooh, exciting! 772 00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:27,765 - Oh my gosh! What is in here? 773 00:36:29,268 --> 00:36:30,395 - Okay. 774 00:36:30,436 --> 00:36:31,229 - Hold on, hold on! Don't break it! 775 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:32,065 What if it's breakable? 776 00:36:33,818 --> 00:36:35,863 - I love these as as a gift! 777 00:36:35,905 --> 00:36:37,616 Soap on a rope! 778 00:36:37,658 --> 00:36:38,742 - Soap? 779 00:36:38,785 --> 00:36:39,995 - I bet it was the Hagbarts who elved us. 780 00:36:40,036 --> 00:36:40,913 - Why would they elf us? 781 00:36:40,955 --> 00:36:42,123 - To steal our thunder. 782 00:36:42,165 --> 00:36:42,958 - Oh! 783 00:36:44,085 --> 00:36:45,254 - What's going on with the Hagbarts? 784 00:36:45,296 --> 00:36:46,965 - They're the family that moved back here, 785 00:36:47,006 --> 00:36:48,843 and the boys used to get in little scuffles with them 786 00:36:48,885 --> 00:36:49,970 when they were young. 787 00:36:50,012 --> 00:36:51,222 - Oh, I'm sorry. That's right. 788 00:36:51,264 --> 00:36:53,518 Scuffles? 789 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:54,938 Mom was so naive. 790 00:36:56,858 --> 00:36:59,946 - Okay, guys, we need to turn in. It's late. 791 00:36:59,988 --> 00:37:02,199 Pick up this mess, and Matthew, 792 00:37:02,241 --> 00:37:03,243 your clothes are on the floor. 793 00:37:03,285 --> 00:37:04,412 Hon, pick those up. 794 00:37:04,454 --> 00:37:05,205 All right, I'll take those. 795 00:37:05,246 --> 00:37:06,374 - Get the shower first! 796 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,795 Move it, move it! 797 00:37:08,836 --> 00:37:10,923 - Your brother, he's biting the heads off. 798 00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:12,425 and putting 'em back again! 799 00:37:14,846 --> 00:37:15,889 Hm. 800 00:37:15,932 --> 00:37:16,975 What might this be? 801 00:37:20,231 --> 00:37:22,151 Ah, one of Pete's poems. 802 00:37:24,738 --> 00:37:26,282 Wow! 803 00:37:26,325 --> 00:37:27,285 Not bad, Pete. 804 00:37:28,578 --> 00:37:30,958 You know, no matter what was happening with me, 805 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,211 I had no right to stand in Peter's way. 806 00:37:33,254 --> 00:37:34,798 No reason both of us should be miserable 807 00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:36,091 on the night of the dance. 808 00:37:36,926 --> 00:37:38,011 I had an idea. 809 00:37:39,889 --> 00:37:41,351 I knew what I had to do. 810 00:37:50,908 --> 00:37:53,413 How many sprinkles do you want? 811 00:37:53,454 --> 00:37:56,001 What a masterpiece. 812 00:37:57,378 --> 00:37:59,590 Too bad Pete is gonna be taking credit for it. 813 00:38:01,594 --> 00:38:04,223 Packaged delivered, mission accomplished. 814 00:38:10,108 --> 00:38:11,110 - Back so soon? 815 00:38:12,487 --> 00:38:13,781 He knew? 816 00:38:13,823 --> 00:38:14,950 How do they always know? 817 00:38:15,784 --> 00:38:16,661 Another one. 818 00:38:23,715 --> 00:38:25,635 - I cleaned the kitchen. 819 00:38:25,677 --> 00:38:26,804 - Thank you. 820 00:38:26,845 --> 00:38:28,807 - Didn't do it for you. Did it for your mom. 821 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:33,023 I bet you're wondering why I'm not freaking out. 822 00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:36,946 - Uh, yeah. Definitely crossed my mind. 823 00:38:38,323 --> 00:38:39,534 - Did I ever tell you about the time 824 00:38:39,576 --> 00:38:42,414 I asked your mom to our first dance? 825 00:38:42,456 --> 00:38:43,916 - Mm-mm. I must've missed that one. 826 00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:47,547 - Mm-hm. Yeah, well, she... 827 00:38:47,590 --> 00:38:50,469 she was quite a looker back then. 828 00:38:54,643 --> 00:38:55,603 Still is! 829 00:38:56,563 --> 00:38:57,816 Very cute woman! 830 00:38:58,942 --> 00:39:00,904 - I'm pretty sure she's asleep. 831 00:39:00,946 --> 00:39:02,281 - Yeah. That's what they want you to think. 832 00:39:02,323 --> 00:39:03,366 But you never- 833 00:39:05,453 --> 00:39:07,164 You can't be too careful. 834 00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:09,126 They sneak up on you. Yeah. 835 00:39:12,090 --> 00:39:14,469 I, on the other hand, had been hit 836 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:17,057 pretty hard by the teenage ugly stick. 837 00:39:17,099 --> 00:39:20,020 Zits, smelly pits, the works. 838 00:39:20,062 --> 00:39:22,942 I mean, puberty had not been a friend to me. 839 00:39:24,277 --> 00:39:26,782 And your mom was way, way, way out of my league. 840 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:29,453 She was on another level, 841 00:39:29,495 --> 00:39:32,542 another whole planet, solar system. 842 00:39:34,295 --> 00:39:35,964 And somehow I got it in my head 843 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:39,220 that I should serenade her outside of her window. 844 00:39:42,642 --> 00:39:46,065 - And what happened? How'd that go? 845 00:39:46,106 --> 00:39:47,317 - Oh, it was perfect. 846 00:39:48,444 --> 00:39:52,535 She opened up the window, and I started. 847 00:39:55,498 --> 00:39:57,835 I mean, I was full blast. 848 00:39:57,877 --> 00:40:00,006 Full blast. It was ridiculous. 849 00:40:00,047 --> 00:40:01,007 - So what'd she say? 850 00:40:02,009 --> 00:40:02,802 - Nothing. 851 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,765 - Why? 852 00:40:05,807 --> 00:40:07,393 - It wasn't her window. 853 00:40:07,435 --> 00:40:09,063 It was her parents'. 854 00:40:09,105 --> 00:40:12,235 Your grandpa threw a bucket of water on me. 855 00:40:15,323 --> 00:40:16,534 I think it was water. 856 00:40:19,414 --> 00:40:21,209 I don't know what he was doing with a bucket of water 857 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:22,586 near his bed, but... 858 00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:25,049 it all worked out. 859 00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:27,511 - Yeah. 860 00:40:28,471 --> 00:40:29,515 - I hope she says yes. 861 00:40:32,144 --> 00:40:32,938 - Yeah, me too. 862 00:40:33,939 --> 00:40:34,732 - Okay. 863 00:40:35,942 --> 00:40:38,572 You know, you should probably hit the sack. 864 00:40:43,581 --> 00:40:45,292 No more sneaking out? 865 00:40:45,334 --> 00:40:46,752 Yeah. 866 00:40:46,795 --> 00:40:47,588 - Yeah. 867 00:40:55,726 --> 00:40:57,855 - Oh, girls! I think you have a delivery. 868 00:41:01,528 --> 00:41:04,366 - Looks like one of us has been asked to the dance! 869 00:41:04,408 --> 00:41:05,201 Let's go. 870 00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:08,498 - Here we go again. 871 00:41:16,053 --> 00:41:19,434 I know everybody's excited, so let's see what we have. 872 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:21,980 - It looks like a toddler made it. 873 00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:23,608 - It's cute. 874 00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:24,818 - Who's it for? 875 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,905 - We don't know yet. I hope it's for me. 876 00:41:26,947 --> 00:41:28,365 - Can I have a slice? 877 00:41:28,408 --> 00:41:31,078 - After we find out who it's for and who it's from. 878 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:34,125 - As long as it's not for my little Francie, I'm okay. 879 00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:35,628 - Ew, Dad! No way! 880 00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:37,090 - All right, I'm going for it. 881 00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:38,050 - Go for it. 882 00:41:40,721 --> 00:41:43,141 I think that's more than just a cake. 883 00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:50,445 It looks like Feeb is the lucky one. 884 00:41:50,487 --> 00:41:53,284 - Of course it is. Let's go Francie. 885 00:41:55,287 --> 00:41:57,040 - I can't believe it's for me. 886 00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:02,091 - Who's it from? 887 00:42:04,929 --> 00:42:05,764 - Peter Buckley. 888 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:11,440 He wrote me a poem. Isn't that the sweetest thing? 889 00:42:12,567 --> 00:42:14,654 - Well, I don't know. Can I read it? 890 00:42:15,906 --> 00:42:17,200 - It's kinda private, Dad. 891 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,038 What? 892 00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:23,920 It's okay. 893 00:42:23,961 --> 00:42:27,050 I'm just watching my little girl grow up! 894 00:42:27,092 --> 00:42:29,304 - Dad! I'll always be your little girl. 895 00:42:30,473 --> 00:42:31,266 - You better. 896 00:42:31,307 --> 00:42:32,100 - Promise. 897 00:42:34,229 --> 00:42:35,273 - Don't eat too much of the cake. 898 00:42:47,919 --> 00:42:49,046 - Eddie? 899 00:42:49,089 --> 00:42:50,215 Honestly, I didn't even know 900 00:42:50,257 --> 00:42:51,593 the Guinea pig was missing. 901 00:42:53,554 --> 00:42:56,183 - Somebody has got to stop Farting, Pam, 902 00:42:56,226 --> 00:42:56,977 - What did he do now? 903 00:42:57,019 --> 00:42:58,437 - What did he not do? 904 00:42:58,479 --> 00:43:00,650 He just ripped a big hole in my favorite sweatpants! 905 00:43:00,692 --> 00:43:01,986 - Steven! 906 00:43:02,027 --> 00:43:04,532 Tell me how did Farting do that? 907 00:43:04,573 --> 00:43:06,702 - It happened so fast. Farting's so stealth. 908 00:43:07,829 --> 00:43:08,580 - Stealth? 909 00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:09,790 - Silent, deadly? 910 00:43:09,832 --> 00:43:10,917 - Dude, you've got a hole in your pants. 911 00:43:10,959 --> 00:43:12,753 I don't know if you knew that. 912 00:43:12,796 --> 00:43:15,092 - What happened to her? Is that frosting? 913 00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:16,385 - It could be. 914 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:19,516 I think she's been sleepwalking again, probably. 915 00:43:20,851 --> 00:43:24,190 - Hey, do either of you guys want to go sculpting with me? 916 00:43:24,232 --> 00:43:25,400 - You sculpt? 917 00:43:25,442 --> 00:43:28,239 - Yeah, my bod, bro. You know this 918 00:43:29,449 --> 00:43:31,578 - No, Steve, I don't want to sculpt your bod. 919 00:43:33,623 --> 00:43:35,251 - You want to go with me with me, Mateo? 920 00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:36,378 - Mm-mm. 921 00:43:36,419 --> 00:43:38,756 Actually, I've gotta go to school, 922 00:43:38,799 --> 00:43:41,636 work on that B grade average. 923 00:43:41,679 --> 00:43:42,430 - That's a wall. 924 00:43:42,472 --> 00:43:43,265 - Yeah, no duh. 925 00:43:45,393 --> 00:43:47,272 - Is that funny? Is that funny to you? 926 00:43:48,356 --> 00:43:49,525 Huh. 927 00:43:49,568 --> 00:43:50,652 Yeah, it's going to be funny 928 00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:52,698 when you're living in my basement at 30. 929 00:43:54,075 --> 00:43:57,456 - So, I think I figured out who I'm gonna take to the dance. 930 00:43:57,498 --> 00:43:59,083 I was in my room the other day, 931 00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:01,462 and I found a picture of us helping the Hagbarts, 932 00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:05,678 and I thought, "Hm, what about one of them?" 933 00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:06,889 But I can't figure out... 934 00:44:06,931 --> 00:44:08,767 I can't figure it out. 935 00:44:08,809 --> 00:44:10,895 What is going on with Juniper? 936 00:44:10,938 --> 00:44:12,022 I mean, she still hasn't acknowledged 937 00:44:12,064 --> 00:44:13,608 my invite to the dance. 938 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,279 At least tell me no or something. 939 00:44:16,322 --> 00:44:17,741 Anything. 940 00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:21,163 Man, love is a battlefield. 941 00:44:21,205 --> 00:44:23,625 - Hey, dweeb, stop gawking at my sister. 942 00:44:23,668 --> 00:44:26,088 Earth to Matthew. 943 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:29,511 - Hey, sorry, you're asking someone to do the dance? 944 00:44:29,552 --> 00:44:31,807 - Yeah. Well, everyone else is asking everyone else. 945 00:44:31,848 --> 00:44:32,892 So, why not me? 946 00:44:32,934 --> 00:44:34,478 - Who is she? 947 00:44:34,519 --> 00:44:37,107 - I'm not gonna jinx it by telling, duh. 948 00:44:38,902 --> 00:44:40,362 - All right, here we go. 949 00:44:40,405 --> 00:44:42,491 Like it, kid. Like it. 950 00:44:42,534 --> 00:44:43,827 Let's hustle up. 951 00:44:46,290 --> 00:44:48,335 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 952 00:44:48,377 --> 00:44:49,253 Let's go, Cecil! Here we go. 953 00:44:49,295 --> 00:44:51,007 Everything okay? 954 00:44:51,048 --> 00:44:52,342 - Yeah. 955 00:44:52,384 --> 00:44:53,928 Yeah, we're getting better. 956 00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:57,601 - Come on. - Hard, hard, hard! 957 00:44:57,642 --> 00:44:58,937 - You know, I know you and Finn had a history 958 00:44:58,978 --> 00:45:00,648 when you were little kids, 959 00:45:00,690 --> 00:45:01,984 but I'm hoping you can put all that behind you 960 00:45:02,025 --> 00:45:04,530 for the sake of the team. 961 00:45:07,701 --> 00:45:09,788 You know, I had a coach once tell me that 962 00:45:09,830 --> 00:45:12,001 you get out what you're willing to put in, 963 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:15,047 and leaders are never afraid to make the first move. 964 00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:18,721 That kinda stuck with me. 965 00:45:22,268 --> 00:45:24,104 Maybe give it some thought. 966 00:45:24,147 --> 00:45:25,607 Okay? 967 00:45:25,649 --> 00:45:26,567 - Sure. 968 00:45:28,821 --> 00:45:30,198 You know those moments 969 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,787 when you get the right advice at the wrong time? 970 00:45:38,337 --> 00:45:39,590 - I've looked everywhere! 971 00:45:39,631 --> 00:45:41,593 - He's probably nocturning somewhere. 972 00:45:41,635 --> 00:45:43,430 - I can't go elving until I find Eddie! 973 00:45:43,471 --> 00:45:46,310 Fine, I'll drive. John, we're leaving! 974 00:45:47,687 --> 00:45:49,607 - Can I come too? 975 00:45:49,649 --> 00:45:50,776 Traitor! 976 00:45:50,817 --> 00:45:52,529 - Is that okay with you? 977 00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:54,657 - Yeah, sure. Why wouldn't it be? 978 00:45:57,078 --> 00:45:57,954 Wait up! 979 00:46:06,845 --> 00:46:07,930 - What do you think, girl? 980 00:46:07,972 --> 00:46:10,560 Should I go to the dance with Peter Buckley? 981 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,521 I'll take that as a yes. 982 00:46:12,563 --> 00:46:14,316 - Are you actually thinking about going to the dance 983 00:46:14,357 --> 00:46:15,819 with a Buckley? 984 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,656 - I'm not thinking anymore. I'm going. 985 00:46:21,370 --> 00:46:24,709 - You know this was written by ward Byron centuries ago. 986 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:25,669 It's a classic. 987 00:46:27,005 --> 00:46:30,177 - I know that, but he personalized it just for me. 988 00:46:31,220 --> 00:46:32,806 What guy does that? 989 00:46:32,848 --> 00:46:35,936 - Okay. I'll admit, that's a pretty cool invitation. 990 00:46:37,648 --> 00:46:38,733 Want to see mine? 991 00:46:38,775 --> 00:46:39,652 - You got one too? 992 00:46:39,693 --> 00:46:40,903 - Mm-hm. 993 00:46:40,945 --> 00:46:42,823 I mean, it's not as romantic as yours, 994 00:46:43,950 --> 00:46:45,579 but if you unroll it all the way, 995 00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:47,749 you can see the name of my date at the bottom. 996 00:46:47,790 --> 00:46:49,085 - Ingenious! 997 00:46:49,126 --> 00:46:50,253 I love it! 998 00:46:50,295 --> 00:46:51,046 - Yeah. 999 00:46:51,088 --> 00:46:51,880 - Who's it from? 1000 00:46:51,922 --> 00:46:52,716 - It's a surprise. 1001 00:46:54,176 --> 00:46:55,512 - I'm so excited to go to the dance with you! 1002 00:46:55,553 --> 00:46:57,265 - I know, me too! We gotta find dresses. 1003 00:46:57,306 --> 00:46:59,102 - How are you gonna do your hair? 1004 00:46:59,143 --> 00:46:59,895 - I have no idea. 1005 00:46:59,936 --> 00:47:01,105 - You should do it up. 1006 00:47:01,146 --> 00:47:02,273 - I haven't even thought about it. 1007 00:47:02,315 --> 00:47:02,899 - I think it would look really cute up. 1008 00:47:13,543 --> 00:47:15,630 - Allen! Come on! - Allen! 1009 00:47:17,341 --> 00:47:19,762 - All right, just for fun, by show of hands, 1010 00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:22,642 who had a good time at their Christmas dance in high school? 1011 00:47:24,061 --> 00:47:25,772 - Could you define a good time please? 1012 00:47:25,814 --> 00:47:26,691 - You had fun. 1013 00:47:26,732 --> 00:47:27,859 - Of course I did, Pam 1014 00:47:27,901 --> 00:47:28,945 - Behave. 1015 00:47:28,986 --> 00:47:29,946 Mr. Chamberlin has agreed... 1016 00:47:29,988 --> 00:47:31,240 - Do you remember Betsy Jones? 1017 00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:32,116 - Nope. 1018 00:47:32,158 --> 00:47:34,162 - She was a fox! 1019 00:47:34,204 --> 00:47:35,289 - Steve! 1020 00:47:35,331 --> 00:47:36,833 - Therefore we can keep an eye on everybody. 1021 00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:39,045 It should be an amazing night, you guys, 1022 00:47:39,087 --> 00:47:40,840 Our goal is to make sure these kids 1023 00:47:40,882 --> 00:47:43,052 have the same memories we have. 1024 00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:45,682 - But in a more chaperoned way, I assume? 1025 00:47:45,724 --> 00:47:47,059 - Exactly. 1026 00:47:47,101 --> 00:47:48,562 - Yeah, I actually just vote 1027 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:50,691 that we have the dance over by 10:00 p.m, 1028 00:47:50,732 --> 00:47:52,485 we get the kids to bed, we just call it a night. 1029 00:47:52,527 --> 00:47:54,155 - Is he, for real? 1030 00:47:54,196 --> 00:47:55,866 - He thinks he is. 1031 00:47:55,908 --> 00:47:57,535 - You know, every party I went to 1032 00:47:57,577 --> 00:47:59,539 didn't start until 10:00 p.m. 1033 00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,541 Am I right, my lady? 1034 00:48:02,127 --> 00:48:04,005 - We're not seriously gonna take directions 1035 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,425 from a guy that has a mullet, are we? 1036 00:48:06,468 --> 00:48:08,512 - I think that 11:00 makes more sense. 1037 00:48:08,554 --> 00:48:10,892 - I think it makes perfect sense too. 1038 00:48:10,934 --> 00:48:13,354 I second that emotion. Do you feel that? 1039 00:48:14,607 --> 00:48:15,775 11:00 it is then. 1040 00:48:15,817 --> 00:48:17,027 - Amen. 1041 00:48:17,069 --> 00:48:19,198 - I failed to mention that my brother here, 1042 00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,662 our very own Coach Steve, will be deejaying the dance. 1043 00:48:22,704 --> 00:48:23,622 - I am a coach. 1044 00:48:23,664 --> 00:48:25,291 What? I will? 1045 00:48:25,334 --> 00:48:26,752 - Hazel can be your assistant. 1046 00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:29,758 - I like that idea a lot. 1047 00:48:29,799 --> 00:48:30,759 I knew you would. 1048 00:48:30,801 --> 00:48:32,930 - Yup. I spin my own music. 1049 00:48:32,971 --> 00:48:34,975 I have band. It's awesome. 1050 00:48:35,017 --> 00:48:36,185 - What's that? 1051 00:48:36,227 --> 00:48:38,021 - I looks like we got elved again. 1052 00:48:38,064 --> 00:48:39,650 Dim-witted Hagbarts. 1053 00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:43,531 - I guess this is Matthew's answer. 1054 00:48:43,573 --> 00:48:44,825 - All right, see you guys. 1055 00:48:44,867 --> 00:48:45,660 - See ya. 1056 00:48:52,087 --> 00:48:54,300 - Steve, these remind me of our childhood. 1057 00:48:54,341 --> 00:48:56,804 - Really? Tubular. 1058 00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:57,597 - Where's Simon? 1059 00:48:58,431 --> 00:48:59,976 - He's looking for Eddie. 1060 00:49:00,018 --> 00:49:01,478 - Oh. Poor kid. 1061 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,564 - I know. 1062 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,108 - I can't believe we've been elved again! 1063 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,944 - I know! It's so sweet. 1064 00:49:05,987 --> 00:49:07,197 Eh, I still don't want to elf, 1065 00:49:07,238 --> 00:49:08,574 but I'll take the candy. 1066 00:49:08,616 --> 00:49:09,827 What's this? 1067 00:49:09,868 --> 00:49:11,663 - Oh my gosh! Matthew! 1068 00:49:11,704 --> 00:49:13,791 I think this is Juniper's answer to your invite! 1069 00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:14,918 Open it, open it! 1070 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:15,711 - Right here? 1071 00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:17,006 - Open it! Yes, yes! 1072 00:49:17,047 --> 00:49:17,966 - Yeah. Let's go, man. 1073 00:49:19,677 --> 00:49:22,348 - Oh my gosh! Here. 1074 00:49:22,390 --> 00:49:24,686 I think I can solve this. Oh, this is gonna be fun. 1075 00:49:24,727 --> 00:49:25,896 - You know, Matthew, you don't have to do this 1076 00:49:25,937 --> 00:49:26,814 here in front of us. 1077 00:49:26,856 --> 00:49:28,442 You can solve it. We'll leave. 1078 00:49:28,483 --> 00:49:29,610 - Oh, that's true. 1079 00:49:29,653 --> 00:49:31,614 Mom needed this. I could tell. 1080 00:49:31,656 --> 00:49:32,866 - No, I think I need mom's help. 1081 00:49:32,907 --> 00:49:34,410 She's always been the best at Scrabble. 1082 00:49:34,452 --> 00:49:35,871 - Yeah. 1083 00:49:35,913 --> 00:49:39,252 - She was actually the captain of the JV Scrabble team. 1084 00:49:39,294 --> 00:49:40,296 - You made that up. 1085 00:49:40,337 --> 00:49:41,464 - I did. 1086 00:49:42,507 --> 00:49:44,803 - Okay. Oh, I think I... 1087 00:49:44,845 --> 00:49:45,638 - B here. 1088 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,890 E, F. 1089 00:49:46,932 --> 00:49:48,685 - Oh, I think I got it. - Here we go. 1090 00:49:48,727 --> 00:49:49,937 - Yeah, I got it. 1091 00:49:49,979 --> 00:49:51,649 Beef says yes. 1092 00:49:51,690 --> 00:49:52,650 Simple. 1093 00:49:52,692 --> 00:49:53,986 - It's not Beef. 1094 00:49:56,616 --> 00:49:58,160 Feeb says yes. 1095 00:49:58,202 --> 00:49:59,412 - That's real cool, Pete. 1096 00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:02,042 - Peter? 1097 00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:06,799 Peter, did you ask a girl to the dance? 1098 00:50:06,842 --> 00:50:08,553 Your first dance! 1099 00:50:08,594 --> 00:50:10,430 And I'm gonna be able to chaperone it. 1100 00:50:10,472 --> 00:50:12,059 - Mom! No! 1101 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,646 - I won't do anything awkward or interfere. 1102 00:50:14,688 --> 00:50:15,982 - Tone it down, Pam. 1103 00:50:16,023 --> 00:50:17,568 - Honey, that's our job. 1104 00:50:17,610 --> 00:50:21,283 - I know. I just love this little baby! 1105 00:50:22,702 --> 00:50:24,872 Are you sure it didn't say beef? 1106 00:50:31,509 --> 00:50:32,302 - Clue me in. 1107 00:50:33,637 --> 00:50:34,597 - Hm? 1108 00:50:34,639 --> 00:50:35,766 - Look, I know it was you 1109 00:50:35,808 --> 00:50:37,645 who asked Feeb to the dance for me? 1110 00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:38,980 I need to know how you did it 1111 00:50:39,022 --> 00:50:40,816 in case it comes up in conversation. 1112 00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:45,825 I put one of your sappy poems in a cake. 1113 00:50:45,866 --> 00:50:46,659 - Which poem? 1114 00:50:48,872 --> 00:50:49,832 - I don't know. I forget. 1115 00:50:49,873 --> 00:50:51,459 - Think, you noob! 1116 00:50:51,502 --> 00:50:52,295 - Gosh! 1117 00:50:54,339 --> 00:50:56,092 Something about sleeping beauty. 1118 00:50:56,135 --> 00:50:59,682 - Ah, she walks in beauty. I knew she'd like that one. 1119 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,644 - Alrighty. Get out. 1120 00:51:01,685 --> 00:51:02,521 - Thanks! 1121 00:51:20,969 --> 00:51:21,804 - No. 1122 00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:24,141 Money doesn't grow on trees. 1123 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:25,393 - Did you eat Eddie? 1124 00:51:26,395 --> 00:51:27,814 - What? 1125 00:51:27,855 --> 00:51:29,775 - You ate Rosie, remember? 1126 00:51:30,777 --> 00:51:32,238 - Rosie was a chicken. 1127 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,534 You eat one family pet, 1128 00:51:34,575 --> 00:51:36,078 and then all of a sudden you're a villain 1129 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,164 for the rest of your life? 1130 00:51:37,205 --> 00:51:40,044 That is not fair, young man. That is not. 1131 00:51:40,085 --> 00:51:41,629 Have you ever thought about how much meat 1132 00:51:41,671 --> 00:51:43,424 is actually on a Guinea pig? 1133 00:51:44,843 --> 00:51:45,761 Very little. 1134 00:51:45,803 --> 00:51:46,638 - No! 1135 00:51:49,601 --> 00:51:51,521 - Look, Simon, this is what you do. 1136 00:51:51,563 --> 00:51:53,942 Put a bowl of food and water in every room in the house, 1137 00:51:53,984 --> 00:51:55,152 check the bowls every night, 1138 00:51:55,194 --> 00:51:56,571 and then, if one of them is empty, 1139 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,951 then you know that Eddie's still alive and kicking. 1140 00:51:58,992 --> 00:52:02,207 He may be missing, but he's still alive and kicking. 1141 00:52:02,248 --> 00:52:04,127 - And if the bowls are full? 1142 00:52:05,295 --> 00:52:06,088 - Then he isn't. 1143 00:52:07,173 --> 00:52:08,801 - Can you talk to this twerp? 1144 00:52:08,843 --> 00:52:10,763 He says he won't wear a tux to the dance. 1145 00:52:13,141 --> 00:52:14,018 - Suits me. 1146 00:52:14,978 --> 00:52:15,855 - But... 1147 00:52:15,897 --> 00:52:19,152 It's his first dance, like ever. 1148 00:52:19,194 --> 00:52:20,571 - Thanks, Mom. Rub it in. 1149 00:52:20,613 --> 00:52:22,408 - Look, maybe he'll start a trend 1150 00:52:22,450 --> 00:52:24,578 and save his parents a heck of a lot of money. 1151 00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:26,081 - Yeah. 1152 00:52:26,123 --> 00:52:27,374 - Honey, I'm just thinking you look so good in pink. 1153 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:28,794 I'm thinking like a hot pink cummerbund. 1154 00:52:28,835 --> 00:52:30,755 - I'm thinking you're gonna be late for school. 1155 00:52:30,797 --> 00:52:31,924 You better hit it. 1156 00:52:31,966 --> 00:52:32,759 Yeah. 1157 00:52:33,803 --> 00:52:34,637 Hot pink? 1158 00:52:36,683 --> 00:52:37,600 - Did you eat Eddie? 1159 00:52:40,856 --> 00:52:43,235 - There's really not much meat on a hamster! 1160 00:52:43,277 --> 00:52:44,529 Wouldn't be worth my time. 1161 00:52:44,571 --> 00:52:45,823 Guinea pig, Dad! 1162 00:52:50,206 --> 00:52:51,624 - Guess who. 1163 00:52:51,666 --> 00:52:52,960 - Matthew? 1164 00:52:53,002 --> 00:52:54,254 - Not quite. 1165 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:56,049 - Not Matthew. Okay. 1166 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,720 - So, Fae told me you're not going to the Christmas dance. 1167 00:52:58,762 --> 00:53:01,850 - Well, I haven't been asked yet. 1168 00:53:01,893 --> 00:53:02,686 - Really? 1169 00:53:03,562 --> 00:53:05,649 Okay, well, I could take you. 1170 00:53:05,690 --> 00:53:08,696 Well, I guess that's my answer. 1171 00:53:08,737 --> 00:53:10,657 - I mean like just as friends, right? 1172 00:53:12,870 --> 00:53:14,999 - Yeah. But just as friends, right? 1173 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,334 - Deal. 1174 00:53:16,376 --> 00:53:17,127 - Deal. 1175 00:53:17,169 --> 00:53:17,962 - Put her there. 1176 00:53:21,092 --> 00:53:22,177 - Keep up with him, buddy. 1177 00:53:22,219 --> 00:53:24,514 Dude, take a chill pill, man! 1178 00:53:24,556 --> 00:53:25,307 - Ball! 1179 00:53:25,349 --> 00:53:26,434 Get off me! 1180 00:53:27,770 --> 00:53:28,689 - Oh, that's a travel. 1181 00:53:28,730 --> 00:53:30,149 - Box it out. 1182 00:53:30,191 --> 00:53:30,776 Okay, you like putting your hands on me? 1183 00:53:30,817 --> 00:53:31,526 How 'bout this? 1184 00:53:33,989 --> 00:53:36,034 - We're not doing that! We're not doing that! 1185 00:53:36,076 --> 00:53:37,120 Matthew! 1186 00:53:37,162 --> 00:53:38,038 - The heck, Buckley? 1187 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:38,873 - Hey! 1188 00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:42,922 Everybody, hit the showers. Now! 1189 00:53:45,509 --> 00:53:47,346 Principal's office. 1190 00:53:47,387 --> 00:53:48,180 Now. 1191 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,650 Back in elementary school, 1192 00:53:54,692 --> 00:53:57,780 Finn and I were in the principal's office on a weekly basis. 1193 00:53:57,822 --> 00:54:00,118 But this was different. 1194 00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:01,579 This time, it was Finn's dad 1195 00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:03,540 that was gonna lower the boom on usboth. 1196 00:54:04,667 --> 00:54:06,879 Finn and I were improbable allies, 1197 00:54:06,921 --> 00:54:10,678 sitting, waiting for the ax to fall. 1198 00:54:13,975 --> 00:54:15,102 - Okay. 1199 00:54:15,143 --> 00:54:17,939 The both of you, let's go. Come on! 1200 00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:23,575 In a hurry to fight but not in a hurry to get punishment. 1201 00:54:25,286 --> 00:54:26,746 Now, Listen up. 1202 00:54:26,788 --> 00:54:28,666 As much as I hated to bring principal Doyle 1203 00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:32,006 back into school after a full day's work, 1204 00:54:32,048 --> 00:54:36,055 I needed him here to help decide both of your fates. 1205 00:54:36,096 --> 00:54:38,976 - Coach Hagbart has explained the entire situation to me, 1206 00:54:39,018 --> 00:54:40,395 and I'd be lying to say 1207 00:54:40,437 --> 00:54:42,398 that I'm not extremely disappointed in you boys. 1208 00:54:45,696 --> 00:54:47,365 But it is with that in mind that the three of us 1209 00:54:47,407 --> 00:54:49,619 are in total agreement about your punishment. 1210 00:54:51,081 --> 00:54:55,880 - After much thought, I, we've decided... 1211 00:54:57,007 --> 00:54:58,509 to bench you both for the next two games. 1212 00:54:58,551 --> 00:54:59,804 - Not, but we're undefeated! 1213 00:54:59,845 --> 00:55:01,014 - And now you're accountable! 1214 00:55:01,055 --> 00:55:01,807 - No, you can't! 1215 00:55:01,848 --> 00:55:02,642 - Enough! 1216 00:55:06,857 --> 00:55:08,944 - I'm with these guys 100%. 1217 00:55:09,988 --> 00:55:11,281 - You can't do this. 1218 00:55:11,324 --> 00:55:13,828 This team needs Matthew to win. 1219 00:55:15,288 --> 00:55:16,708 Bench me, don't bench him. 1220 00:55:17,877 --> 00:55:18,711 - We're done here. 1221 00:55:21,632 --> 00:55:23,637 - Matthew, I'll give you a ride home. 1222 00:55:23,678 --> 00:55:25,848 Just give me a second to chat with these guys. 1223 00:55:26,975 --> 00:55:29,688 - No. I've got to go talk to someone. 1224 00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,127 Whoa. Looking good. 1225 00:55:43,628 --> 00:55:45,632 - It's all right. 1226 00:55:45,674 --> 00:55:46,927 Just all right? 1227 00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,931 - I'm good with all right. 1228 00:55:49,973 --> 00:55:50,766 Park yourself. 1229 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,403 So, what's the story? 1230 00:55:58,404 --> 00:55:59,197 - Hm? 1231 00:56:02,119 --> 00:56:03,330 - Tell me why you're here. 1232 00:56:07,628 --> 00:56:08,881 - Well, just... 1233 00:56:08,923 --> 00:56:09,966 Please don't tell Dad. 1234 00:56:10,759 --> 00:56:12,387 - I don't have to. 1235 00:56:12,428 --> 00:56:13,764 'Cause you will. 1236 00:56:13,806 --> 00:56:16,560 Ooh! Just got dunked on by grandpa. 1237 00:56:16,603 --> 00:56:17,396 - Okay, well... 1238 00:56:20,901 --> 00:56:22,863 I got into a fight with a kid on my team. 1239 00:56:23,740 --> 00:56:25,576 Coach benched us for two games. 1240 00:56:25,617 --> 00:56:26,577 - Wise coach. 1241 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:31,002 When are you gonna tell your folks? 1242 00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:32,964 - I don't know, 1243 00:56:35,301 --> 00:56:38,557 - Picasso said only put off until tomorrow 1244 00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:40,936 what you're willing to die having left undone. 1245 00:56:49,993 --> 00:56:50,953 That's good. 1246 00:56:52,456 --> 00:56:54,543 I have replayed that conversation in my mind 1247 00:56:54,584 --> 00:56:56,045 over a thousand times. 1248 00:57:03,433 --> 00:57:04,351 - Ugh! 1249 00:57:04,393 --> 00:57:06,522 Finally. You got your stuff? 1250 00:57:06,563 --> 00:57:07,356 - Yes, sir. 1251 00:57:08,316 --> 00:57:11,113 Hey, Dad, can I talk to you? 1252 00:57:13,325 --> 00:57:14,827 - Yeah, I'm listening. 1253 00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:15,662 - I'm sorry. 1254 00:57:18,667 --> 00:57:21,589 - You know, it's it's times like these I... 1255 00:57:21,630 --> 00:57:23,259 really wish your mom were here. 1256 00:57:24,427 --> 00:57:25,846 She always had that perfect thing to say 1257 00:57:25,888 --> 00:57:27,475 in a situation like this. 1258 00:57:30,146 --> 00:57:32,275 Finn, I know you don't believe this, 1259 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:34,779 but your mother loved you kids. 1260 00:57:35,822 --> 00:57:37,659 - They why'd she leave? 1261 00:57:38,785 --> 00:57:40,789 - Bud, you know that's complicated. 1262 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:43,878 You mother wasn't well. 1263 00:57:45,046 --> 00:57:47,383 Sometimes when people aren't well, 1264 00:57:49,178 --> 00:57:52,183 they just get mad at the world and they... 1265 00:57:52,225 --> 00:57:53,143 they leave. 1266 00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:55,230 They run. 1267 00:57:57,318 --> 00:57:58,194 - Why did you stay? 1268 00:58:01,324 --> 00:58:05,081 - Because my kids are the best reasons in my life. 1269 00:58:05,122 --> 00:58:06,249 Are you kidding? 1270 00:58:09,046 --> 00:58:10,381 I love you, Finn. 1271 00:58:12,301 --> 00:58:13,762 - I love you, dad. 1272 00:58:13,804 --> 00:58:16,684 - And I'm not going anywhere. 1273 00:58:16,725 --> 00:58:17,936 But we are going home. 1274 00:58:19,689 --> 00:58:22,861 And you're still benched. 1275 00:58:22,902 --> 00:58:25,949 And he steals the ball! 1276 00:58:25,992 --> 00:58:27,745 A little one-on-one with the old man. 1277 00:58:33,588 --> 00:58:34,381 - Eddie? 1278 00:58:39,765 --> 00:58:41,894 - Mom, he'll be home soon. It's okay. 1279 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,647 - He's been gone for hours. 1280 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:45,692 - He's probably just with Juniper. 1281 00:58:45,734 --> 00:58:48,029 - I'm so glad you haven't discovered girls yet. 1282 00:58:49,491 --> 00:58:50,909 Where have you been? 1283 00:58:50,951 --> 00:58:52,161 I've been worried sick! 1284 00:58:52,204 --> 00:58:53,705 - Out with friends. 1285 00:58:54,665 --> 00:58:56,461 - Well, you could call. Nope! 1286 00:58:56,502 --> 00:58:57,671 This is for the Doyles. 1287 00:58:58,881 --> 00:59:00,050 Sounds fun. 1288 00:59:00,092 --> 00:59:01,302 - Really? 1289 00:59:01,344 --> 00:59:02,847 'Cause, honey. we'd love to have you come with us 1290 00:59:02,888 --> 00:59:03,848 if you want. 1291 00:59:03,890 --> 00:59:04,683 Pass. 1292 00:59:10,109 --> 00:59:11,445 - No. 1293 00:59:11,487 --> 00:59:12,614 - Feeb's gonna love it. 1294 00:59:13,615 --> 00:59:15,034 What'd coach say? 1295 00:59:15,076 --> 00:59:17,121 Let me guess, you and Finn have to clean the bathrooms 1296 00:59:17,163 --> 00:59:18,415 for a month. 1297 00:59:18,457 --> 00:59:21,671 - Peter! - Come get in the car! 1298 00:59:21,713 --> 00:59:24,717 - No, he benched us for two games. 1299 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,971 - He can't do that! We can't win without you! 1300 00:59:27,013 --> 00:59:29,141 - Yeah, well, that's exactly what Finn said. 1301 00:59:31,187 --> 00:59:32,230 - Finn Hagbart? 1302 00:59:32,273 --> 00:59:33,400 - Mm-hm. 1303 00:59:33,441 --> 00:59:34,443 Yeah, the one and only 1304 00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:40,578 - Are you sure you don't want to come? 1305 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,290 Peter! 1306 00:59:42,331 --> 00:59:43,083 - Yeah. 1307 00:59:44,043 --> 00:59:46,254 - You're missing out. 1308 00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:50,720 Maybe Peter was right. 1309 00:59:50,763 --> 00:59:52,181 I was missing out on a lot. 1310 00:59:53,350 --> 00:59:55,563 But I didn't know how to make it any better. 1311 00:59:56,981 --> 00:59:59,277 And I didn't know how to tell my parents about the fight. 1312 01:00:01,197 --> 01:00:02,199 - I think they're onto us. 1313 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,409 - No doy! 1314 01:00:03,451 --> 01:00:05,997 Simon, show Uncle Steve how it's done. 1315 01:00:15,221 --> 01:00:17,141 - Simon Buckley, the man, the legend. 1316 01:00:17,183 --> 01:00:18,393 - Uh-- What's happening? 1317 01:00:18,435 --> 01:00:19,646 - Have you seen Eddie? 1318 01:00:20,981 --> 01:00:21,816 - Eddie... 1319 01:00:21,857 --> 01:00:23,986 - Oh, my Guinea pig. I lost him. 1320 01:00:24,027 --> 01:00:24,987 Have you... 1321 01:00:25,030 --> 01:00:26,073 Have you seen him? 1322 01:00:26,115 --> 01:00:27,534 - Little furry thing running around? 1323 01:00:27,576 --> 01:00:28,327 - Yes. 1324 01:00:28,369 --> 01:00:29,246 - Black? 1325 01:00:29,287 --> 01:00:31,082 - No, he's Brown, so... 1326 01:00:31,123 --> 01:00:33,169 - No, I've seen about five or six black ones. 1327 01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:34,713 - No, any- 1328 01:00:34,755 --> 01:00:36,800 Well, thanks. 1329 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:37,885 Thanks anyway! 1330 01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:47,652 - Look, look, look what I got! 1331 01:00:47,693 --> 01:00:48,486 - Hey! 1332 01:00:51,742 --> 01:00:52,535 - And... 1333 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:54,915 I guess I just lost my head. 1334 01:00:57,335 --> 01:00:59,882 - Seeing the disappointment in my parents' eyes 1335 01:00:59,923 --> 01:01:01,885 was more than I could bear. 1336 01:01:01,926 --> 01:01:04,306 I was pushing away the ones I loved the most 1337 01:01:05,391 --> 01:01:07,143 and I felt completely lost without them. 1338 01:01:08,312 --> 01:01:10,358 I was just tired of holding onto this pain. 1339 01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:12,486 I needed peace. 1340 01:01:13,822 --> 01:01:15,575 It was time for a change. 1341 01:01:15,616 --> 01:01:16,535 - I'm really sorry. 1342 01:01:21,085 --> 01:01:22,712 - So what's the rest of the story? 1343 01:01:25,175 --> 01:01:27,303 - You know what Finn said when his dad benched us? 1344 01:01:29,725 --> 01:01:32,271 He said, "We can't win a game without Matthew." 1345 01:01:32,312 --> 01:01:33,105 - Finn said that? 1346 01:01:37,028 --> 01:01:40,159 - I've just hated Finn for so long, 1347 01:01:40,201 --> 01:01:42,746 I just don't want to hate him anymore, you know? 1348 01:01:42,788 --> 01:01:44,124 It just hurts too much, Dad. 1349 01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:47,046 I haven't been myself. 1350 01:01:47,088 --> 01:01:50,051 And the way that I've treated you... 1351 01:02:00,318 --> 01:02:01,404 The next morning, 1352 01:02:01,445 --> 01:02:03,282 I woke up with a different perspective. 1353 01:02:03,324 --> 01:02:05,244 I felt I needed guidance. 1354 01:02:05,285 --> 01:02:08,582 So I turned to the one mullet I knew could show me the way. 1355 01:02:12,214 --> 01:02:13,424 Uncle Steve? 1356 01:02:13,466 --> 01:02:14,551 - What's up, my man? 1357 01:02:14,594 --> 01:02:16,221 Nice guitar. 1358 01:02:16,262 --> 01:02:19,727 - Yes. This puppy is a '65 fender Jag. 1359 01:02:21,313 --> 01:02:23,191 - So why the change? 1360 01:02:23,233 --> 01:02:24,360 Change? 1361 01:02:24,401 --> 01:02:25,612 Yeah. 1362 01:02:25,654 --> 01:02:26,948 Like, you used to be super violent, 1363 01:02:26,990 --> 01:02:28,784 like fights, juvie, jail. 1364 01:02:29,828 --> 01:02:31,038 - Did your mom send you? 1365 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,750 - No. Mm-mm. 1366 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:33,584 - Right. 1367 01:02:34,753 --> 01:02:37,591 - So, your mom and I didn't exactly have 1368 01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:40,597 like a parental figure around. 1369 01:02:40,638 --> 01:02:43,393 Dad was military, so he was gone a ton. 1370 01:02:43,434 --> 01:02:46,898 We moved a lot, which was hard on me. 1371 01:02:46,941 --> 01:02:49,111 Mom worked double shifts to make ends meet. 1372 01:02:49,153 --> 01:02:53,869 So you're sweet mom practically raised me, bless her soul. 1373 01:02:55,414 --> 01:03:00,171 I had a lot of anger issues, so I got in lots of fights. 1374 01:03:00,631 --> 01:03:01,924 I stole. 1375 01:03:01,967 --> 01:03:03,135 Just pretty much anything 1376 01:03:03,177 --> 01:03:04,888 that would give me a rush, you know? 1377 01:03:04,930 --> 01:03:06,140 I didn't have any friends. 1378 01:03:06,181 --> 01:03:07,851 I honestly didn't deserve any. 1379 01:03:07,893 --> 01:03:11,483 And I was a punk to everybody. 1380 01:03:12,693 --> 01:03:13,444 - Everyone? 1381 01:03:13,486 --> 01:03:14,697 - Yeah. - Including mom? 1382 01:03:16,533 --> 01:03:17,534 - Including your mom. 1383 01:03:20,206 --> 01:03:22,126 - So one December, doorbell rings. 1384 01:03:22,167 --> 01:03:24,463 I opened the door up, and some unknown 1385 01:03:24,505 --> 01:03:27,427 leaves me some chocolate chip cookies. 1386 01:03:27,469 --> 01:03:30,098 And then the next night it was Butterfingers. 1387 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,436 And then every other day it was something else. 1388 01:03:33,563 --> 01:03:35,733 - Oh, okay. So you were getting elved. 1389 01:03:35,774 --> 01:03:37,069 - I was getting elved. 1390 01:03:38,237 --> 01:03:39,364 So I started going to school. 1391 01:03:39,406 --> 01:03:41,159 I'm looking around, I'm thinking, 1392 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:45,082 "Who on Earth would do this to me of all people?" 1393 01:03:45,124 --> 01:03:47,629 So naturally I kinda just started to be nice to people, 1394 01:03:47,670 --> 01:03:48,922 'cause I don't know who's doing this, right? 1395 01:03:48,964 --> 01:03:51,260 I got a smile, which I started to smile. 1396 01:03:52,637 --> 01:03:54,557 I made friends, started playing sports, you know? 1397 01:03:54,599 --> 01:03:55,726 That's cool. 1398 01:03:55,767 --> 01:03:57,687 - Yeah, man. It was cool. 1399 01:03:57,729 --> 01:04:01,319 And so, Christmas night, doorbell rings... 1400 01:04:02,821 --> 01:04:05,576 and this time it's the Jag. 1401 01:04:07,496 --> 01:04:08,664 - No way. 1402 01:04:08,706 --> 01:04:10,668 That's crazy. - Yup, right on the doorstep. 1403 01:04:12,003 --> 01:04:14,090 And I played this thing, man. I played it every day. 1404 01:04:15,343 --> 01:04:18,515 And a few months later I got into... 1405 01:04:19,475 --> 01:04:21,436 some serious trouble. 1406 01:04:22,730 --> 01:04:25,819 And your mom came in to help me. 1407 01:04:25,860 --> 01:04:26,862 And... 1408 01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:30,326 I said some awful things to her. 1409 01:04:31,662 --> 01:04:33,499 So she leaves crying. 1410 01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:36,003 And when she left, I went into her room, 1411 01:04:36,045 --> 01:04:39,050 so I could steal some cash. 1412 01:04:41,888 --> 01:04:45,686 And when I was in there, I ended up finding this. 1413 01:04:52,031 --> 01:04:53,449 - You found this in mom's room? 1414 01:04:54,828 --> 01:04:55,703 Wait, this is... 1415 01:04:55,745 --> 01:04:57,498 This is the receipt for the Jag. 1416 01:04:59,376 --> 01:05:00,420 - It was your mom. 1417 01:05:02,674 --> 01:05:04,594 Even when I treated her... 1418 01:05:05,762 --> 01:05:07,391 so poorly... 1419 01:05:09,352 --> 01:05:11,147 she kept on giving... 1420 01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:14,111 kept on loving me. 1421 01:05:15,238 --> 01:05:17,951 She believed in me when no one else would. 1422 01:05:19,995 --> 01:05:21,164 Matthew... 1423 01:05:22,332 --> 01:05:26,841 you just never know what somebody's going through 1424 01:05:26,882 --> 01:05:28,301 or what they've been through. 1425 01:05:30,179 --> 01:05:32,892 We all just gotta be kind to each other, no matter what. 1426 01:05:32,934 --> 01:05:34,354 We never know what's... 1427 01:05:35,397 --> 01:05:36,858 Life's just too short. 1428 01:05:38,444 --> 01:05:39,821 Your mom taught me that. 1429 01:05:41,658 --> 01:05:44,037 And now you know why she's so crazy about elving. 1430 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:49,212 That was the beginning of my change. 1431 01:05:49,254 --> 01:05:50,005 - The beginning? 1432 01:05:51,174 --> 01:05:52,468 - Yes. 1433 01:05:52,510 --> 01:05:54,054 - You're definitely still a work in progress. 1434 01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:56,892 - Yes, I am a work in progress, and so are you. 1435 01:05:56,934 --> 01:05:57,685 - Ooh! 1436 01:05:57,727 --> 01:05:59,062 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1437 01:05:59,104 --> 01:06:01,067 You're a good cookie, man. I love you. 1438 01:06:01,108 --> 01:06:02,444 - Love you too. 1439 01:06:02,485 --> 01:06:04,864 - Check out this lick, dude. It's like... 1440 01:06:05,950 --> 01:06:07,786 It's so creamy, that is. 1441 01:06:07,828 --> 01:06:09,497 Oh, that's a bad one. 1442 01:06:11,793 --> 01:06:13,838 That day I couldn't stop thinking 1443 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,717 about what Uncle Steve had told me. 1444 01:06:17,010 --> 01:06:20,266 I had been worrying about things that didn't really matter. 1445 01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:23,563 So I wasn't going to the dance. 1446 01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:27,070 I still had a lot to be grateful for. 1447 01:06:32,662 --> 01:06:33,497 - Oh... 1448 01:06:33,538 --> 01:06:34,331 my... 1449 01:06:34,373 --> 01:06:35,751 goodness. 1450 01:06:35,793 --> 01:06:38,213 Look at you, look at you! 1451 01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:39,633 Okay, you got gas in the car. 1452 01:06:39,674 --> 01:06:40,801 - I'm only going three blocks. 1453 01:06:40,843 --> 01:06:41,636 - You never know. 1454 01:06:44,683 --> 01:06:45,893 I never thought this day would come. 1455 01:06:47,897 --> 01:06:49,357 - Mom... 1456 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,777 I look rad! 1457 01:06:50,818 --> 01:06:52,989 - Yeah, and you're my son. 1458 01:06:53,030 --> 01:06:53,866 - Yeah. 1459 01:06:54,741 --> 01:06:55,534 - Oh! 1460 01:06:56,996 --> 01:06:58,373 You're my favorite. 1461 01:06:58,414 --> 01:06:59,207 - I know. 1462 01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:08,724 - I got it! 1463 01:07:12,272 --> 01:07:13,065 Wow. 1464 01:07:14,609 --> 01:07:15,653 Wait, I got it. 1465 01:07:18,657 --> 01:07:19,409 Peter. 1466 01:07:30,595 --> 01:07:31,930 - I bought you this corsage. 1467 01:07:32,849 --> 01:07:33,726 - It's so pretty! 1468 01:07:34,769 --> 01:07:35,687 Thanks. 1469 01:07:35,729 --> 01:07:37,232 - It's not as pretty as you are. 1470 01:07:40,237 --> 01:07:41,406 Should we go? 1471 01:07:41,447 --> 01:07:42,741 - No, no. Wait just a second dad. 1472 01:07:43,659 --> 01:07:44,786 - Dad! 1473 01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,372 - It's okay. Let him have his moment. 1474 01:07:51,548 --> 01:07:52,759 - Are you crying, Dad? 1475 01:07:54,010 --> 01:07:54,803 - No. 1476 01:07:55,722 --> 01:07:56,515 No. 1477 01:08:00,563 --> 01:08:01,773 Not at all. 1478 01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:02,859 This is good. 1479 01:08:05,822 --> 01:08:06,573 Okay. 1480 01:08:06,615 --> 01:08:07,951 We're good. We're good. 1481 01:08:07,993 --> 01:08:09,495 Go, be gone, have fun. 1482 01:08:11,206 --> 01:08:12,083 I love you. 1483 01:08:13,628 --> 01:08:16,132 You kids get outta here. Go, be gone, have fun. 1484 01:08:16,173 --> 01:08:16,966 Bye, Dad. 1485 01:08:17,008 --> 01:08:17,802 - Go on. 1486 01:08:20,681 --> 01:08:21,975 I'm good. 1487 01:08:22,016 --> 01:08:22,810 I'm good. 1488 01:08:23,686 --> 01:08:25,148 I'm not good. 1489 01:08:25,189 --> 01:08:26,024 Not good. 1490 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:37,460 - Ah, Finn. Come into our humble abode. 1491 01:08:37,502 --> 01:08:38,295 - Thank you. 1492 01:08:49,564 --> 01:08:51,401 Even the dog stood me up. 1493 01:08:53,446 --> 01:08:54,573 - Hey, Finn? 1494 01:08:54,615 --> 01:08:56,702 Can you come out here for a second? 1495 01:08:58,329 --> 01:08:59,122 - Sure. 1496 01:09:00,834 --> 01:09:01,794 - Stay right there. 1497 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:07,304 I just found this. 1498 01:09:07,345 --> 01:09:09,641 This is Matthew's invitation to Juniper. She never got it. 1499 01:09:11,561 --> 01:09:13,147 - He needs to see this right now. 1500 01:09:19,449 --> 01:09:20,325 Now go. 1501 01:09:23,790 --> 01:09:24,917 - Matthew! 1502 01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:26,044 Nice suit. 1503 01:09:26,085 --> 01:09:26,878 - Thanks. 1504 01:09:28,005 --> 01:09:29,424 Look. 1505 01:09:29,467 --> 01:09:32,722 That's just behind a Christmas decoration on our porch. 1506 01:09:32,764 --> 01:09:34,391 My dog must have eaten all the cookies. 1507 01:09:34,433 --> 01:09:35,602 - So? 1508 01:09:35,644 --> 01:09:37,772 - So Juniper never got your invite. 1509 01:09:37,814 --> 01:09:39,275 - So what you're saying is your dog 1510 01:09:39,317 --> 01:09:41,111 is the cause of all of my problems? 1511 01:09:41,153 --> 01:09:42,155 - Basically, yeah. 1512 01:09:44,784 --> 01:09:45,911 So come on, let's go! 1513 01:09:45,953 --> 01:09:47,706 - No. She's already going with Finn. 1514 01:09:47,748 --> 01:09:49,584 - Finn sent me over here to tell you! 1515 01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:50,794 - Tell me what? 1516 01:09:50,837 --> 01:09:52,590 - To get ready for the dance. 1517 01:09:52,631 --> 01:09:54,968 You're already making me late to pick up my date! 1518 01:09:55,010 --> 01:09:58,098 So hurry up! 1519 01:09:58,141 --> 01:09:59,226 - Who's gonna watch M&N? 1520 01:10:00,603 --> 01:10:02,273 I'll get Monica to do it. 1521 01:10:23,350 --> 01:10:26,564 - For all you lovers out there, it's time to slow it down, 1522 01:10:26,606 --> 01:10:28,526 if you know what I mean. 1523 01:11:08,553 --> 01:11:09,973 - Hey! Thank yo for coming! 1524 01:11:10,014 --> 01:11:11,350 - Don't ruin my night. 1525 01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:12,477 - Can I borrow your keys? 1526 01:11:12,519 --> 01:11:13,979 - No! 1527 01:11:14,022 --> 01:11:15,232 - I want mommy. 1528 01:11:16,692 --> 01:11:18,028 - Say buh-bye. 1529 01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:19,113 - I want him. 1530 01:11:19,155 --> 01:11:20,490 - He's going to a dance. 1531 01:11:24,539 --> 01:11:25,290 - Wait! - What are you doing here? 1532 01:11:25,332 --> 01:11:26,626 - Where M&N? 1533 01:11:26,668 --> 01:11:29,005 - The dog ate Juniper's invite, so she didn't get it. 1534 01:11:29,047 --> 01:11:30,925 - Okay, but where's your sister? 1535 01:11:31,718 --> 01:11:33,596 - Monica's taking care of her. 1536 01:11:34,807 --> 01:11:35,809 - Let's look at you. 1537 01:11:35,850 --> 01:11:37,186 - Let's calm down. 1538 01:11:38,563 --> 01:11:39,857 All right, she's right over there. Do you see here? 1539 01:11:39,899 --> 01:11:41,485 - Okay, looking good. 1540 01:11:41,526 --> 01:11:42,320 There she is. 1541 01:11:43,781 --> 01:11:44,741 - You want to dance? 1542 01:12:15,961 --> 01:12:17,338 Look, I've been a real jerk, 1543 01:12:17,381 --> 01:12:18,758 and I want you to know I'm sorry, okay? 1544 01:12:18,799 --> 01:12:19,718 - It's okay. 1545 01:12:27,731 --> 01:12:29,234 - So Finn came over to pick up Juniper, 1546 01:12:29,275 --> 01:12:30,736 and I saw some cookies in the bushes, 1547 01:12:30,778 --> 01:12:32,824 and I realized that Juniper never got Matthew's invite, 1548 01:12:32,865 --> 01:12:35,536 and I am so sorry I am late. 1549 01:12:35,578 --> 01:12:37,456 - Allen, it's fine. You're totally good. 1550 01:12:37,498 --> 01:12:40,628 - How dare you pick up my daughter late for the dance? 1551 01:12:40,671 --> 01:12:42,424 - I'm sorry, sir. I had to help a friend to- 1552 01:12:42,465 --> 01:12:43,675 - Dad, will you-- Up, bup, bup, bup. 1553 01:12:43,717 --> 01:12:44,552 Young lady. 1554 01:12:46,138 --> 01:12:47,557 He brought this on himself. 1555 01:12:48,684 --> 01:12:50,562 Let's just see what we have here. 1556 01:12:51,397 --> 01:12:52,190 Huh. 1557 01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:54,945 Hm. 1558 01:13:05,212 --> 01:13:07,508 You know, I had a suit like that when I was your age. 1559 01:13:08,343 --> 01:13:09,928 - Monica got it at the Goodwill. 1560 01:13:11,682 --> 01:13:12,808 - Dad, don't, please. - Fae... 1561 01:13:12,851 --> 01:13:14,144 May I please? 1562 01:13:17,817 --> 01:13:19,988 That's exactly where I got mine. 1563 01:13:20,030 --> 01:13:21,198 I like your style. 1564 01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:25,790 Sweetheart... 1565 01:13:25,831 --> 01:13:26,708 your date is good. 1566 01:13:36,183 --> 01:13:38,061 You guys look adorable. 1567 01:13:38,103 --> 01:13:39,271 Have fun. 1568 01:13:39,313 --> 01:13:41,191 Make sure you get her home on time. 1569 01:13:41,233 --> 01:13:42,026 - Yes, sir. 1570 01:13:43,737 --> 01:13:44,530 - Bye, Dad. 1571 01:13:45,407 --> 01:13:46,200 - Have fun. 1572 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,940 - He's a great DJ. 1573 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:05,817 - Yeah. 1574 01:14:06,902 --> 01:14:07,779 - Wanna dance? 1575 01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:08,571 - Yeah, sure. 1576 01:14:18,714 --> 01:14:20,007 - Wow. 1577 01:14:20,050 --> 01:14:21,927 You're a knockout. 1578 01:14:21,970 --> 01:14:22,846 11 out of 10. 1579 01:14:23,723 --> 01:14:24,474 - Thanks. You too. 1580 01:14:24,516 --> 01:14:25,517 - I know 1581 01:14:40,084 --> 01:14:41,294 - Merry Christmas! 1582 01:14:42,422 --> 01:14:43,298 To me. 1583 01:14:50,018 --> 01:14:52,480 - Thanks so much for taking me to the dance. 1584 01:14:52,522 --> 01:14:53,649 - I'm glad you said yes. 1585 01:15:07,089 --> 01:15:08,800 - Excuse me, excuse me. 1586 01:15:08,842 --> 01:15:09,635 Stop that! 1587 01:15:11,138 --> 01:15:11,889 Thank you. 1588 01:15:11,930 --> 01:15:12,890 Can I get your name? 1589 01:15:12,932 --> 01:15:13,809 - Oh, yeah. 1590 01:15:46,489 --> 01:15:49,328 - They say all good things must come to an end. 1591 01:15:50,455 --> 01:15:53,335 You know, I try to learn something every day, 1592 01:15:53,377 --> 01:15:54,754 and I'm still learning, 1593 01:15:54,796 --> 01:15:58,511 but there is one thing I do already know. 1594 01:15:58,552 --> 01:16:01,224 I have the best students in the state! 1595 01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:04,354 - We love you Doyle! 1596 01:16:04,395 --> 01:16:06,065 - Thanks, kid! 1597 01:16:06,107 --> 01:16:08,068 And there's just one more thing. 1598 01:16:09,071 --> 01:16:10,572 There's someone in this room 1599 01:16:10,615 --> 01:16:13,077 who's been dropping off Christmas treats to my home. 1600 01:16:15,957 --> 01:16:19,255 I just want to say thank you so much. 1601 01:16:20,340 --> 01:16:22,260 It's meant everything to my girls and I. 1602 01:16:23,762 --> 01:16:25,724 No detention for anyone for a whole week! 1603 01:16:40,124 --> 01:16:42,962 That night, for the first time ever, 1604 01:16:43,004 --> 01:16:45,341 Finn and I saw eye to eye. 1605 01:16:46,427 --> 01:16:49,473 And the walls came tumbling down. 1606 01:16:49,515 --> 01:16:50,684 - There, awesome. 1607 01:16:50,725 --> 01:16:52,270 After the two game suspension, 1608 01:16:52,311 --> 01:16:54,565 we went on to win the state championship. 1609 01:16:56,652 --> 01:16:59,448 And we couldn't have done it without Finn. 1610 01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:00,534 - Here, you take him. 1611 01:17:01,494 --> 01:17:03,205 I found your rodent. 1612 01:17:03,247 --> 01:17:04,833 It was an M&N's doll house. 1613 01:17:07,379 --> 01:17:08,506 I'll grab my things. 1614 01:17:19,233 --> 01:17:21,779 - That party was bodacious! Am I right? 1615 01:17:22,656 --> 01:17:23,740 - Hey, guys, it's getting late, 1616 01:17:23,783 --> 01:17:25,577 and we still have to go elving. 1617 01:17:25,619 --> 01:17:27,163 - Oh, can I come with? 1618 01:17:27,204 --> 01:17:28,040 - Really? 1619 01:17:28,081 --> 01:17:29,083 - Yeah. 1620 01:17:29,124 --> 01:17:30,544 - Oh! 1621 01:17:30,586 --> 01:17:31,837 Who'll watch M&N? 1622 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:34,050 - I actually have that under control. 1623 01:17:34,091 --> 01:17:34,884 Look. 1624 01:17:35,886 --> 01:17:37,764 I'll stay here, okay? 1625 01:17:37,806 --> 01:17:39,476 And you kids have fun, okay? 1626 01:17:39,517 --> 01:17:40,686 It's gonna be great. 1627 01:17:40,728 --> 01:17:43,107 - But really, who's going to watch M&N? 1628 01:17:43,149 --> 01:17:44,777 - Ralph. - I will. 1629 01:17:44,819 --> 01:17:46,279 - She will. 1630 01:17:46,321 --> 01:17:47,073 Under control. 1631 01:17:47,114 --> 01:17:47,866 - Thank you. 1632 01:17:47,907 --> 01:17:49,577 - All right, have fun. 1633 01:17:49,619 --> 01:17:50,453 Mateo. 1634 01:17:51,413 --> 01:17:52,707 Let me show you my weight room. 1635 01:17:52,749 --> 01:17:53,876 Here we go. 1636 01:17:53,917 --> 01:17:55,462 - You can add this to the elving. 1637 01:17:56,881 --> 01:17:58,759 Simon! - Yeah? 1638 01:17:58,800 --> 01:17:59,927 - We're leaving! - Okay! 1639 01:17:59,970 --> 01:18:01,013 - Get in the car! - I'm coming! 1640 01:18:02,683 --> 01:18:05,437 I'll be right back. Stay right here. 1641 01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:07,733 Together at last, the Buckleys. 1642 01:18:08,902 --> 01:18:10,780 What was I trying to get away from? 1643 01:18:10,822 --> 01:18:12,533 This is my family. 1644 01:18:12,575 --> 01:18:15,037 This is home. 1645 01:18:15,079 --> 01:18:16,039 - Can I do this one? 1646 01:18:17,166 --> 01:18:17,917 - Yeah. 1647 01:18:20,839 --> 01:18:22,425 I don't know if missing out on elving 1648 01:18:22,466 --> 01:18:26,056 was the right thing or not, but I did learn something. 1649 01:18:26,098 --> 01:18:27,767 And after all was said and done, 1650 01:18:27,809 --> 01:18:29,437 I gained a far greater appreciation 1651 01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:34,070 for our special, crazy, wacky, silly, 1652 01:18:34,112 --> 01:18:35,698 beautiful Christmas tradition. 1653 01:18:38,495 --> 01:18:40,039 It's true. 1654 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,501 Family is one of the most important things in life. 1655 01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:46,425 And in the days leading up to Christmas, 1656 01:18:46,466 --> 01:18:48,970 I figured out the perfect gift for mine. 1657 01:18:50,890 --> 01:18:51,976 - Hey, yo made it! 1658 01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:52,810 - Yeah. 1659 01:18:55,273 --> 01:18:56,066 - Dad? 1660 01:18:58,738 --> 01:19:00,574 - I just came by to drop this off. 1661 01:19:03,370 --> 01:19:05,833 I figured somebody's got elf you all 1662 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,836 at least one Christmas, right? 1663 01:19:07,878 --> 01:19:10,006 - You kept this the whole time? 1664 01:19:10,048 --> 01:19:10,842 - Yeah, I did. 1665 01:19:12,511 --> 01:19:15,641 All right, well, I'll let you get back to it. 1666 01:19:15,683 --> 01:19:16,435 - Dad... 1667 01:19:17,895 --> 01:19:18,688 Stay, 1668 01:19:19,815 --> 01:19:20,525 - You sure? 1669 01:19:20,566 --> 01:19:21,359 - Come on. 1670 01:19:22,612 --> 01:19:24,323 Dad, come on. 1671 01:19:25,784 --> 01:19:27,245 - Guys, I'm sorry. 1672 01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:29,457 I'm so sorry. 1673 01:19:31,878 --> 01:19:33,255 That's a big gift. 1674 01:19:33,297 --> 01:19:35,509 - Yeah, maybe you can help put it together later. 1675 01:19:35,551 --> 01:19:37,387 Guys, this is your grandpa George. 1676 01:19:37,429 --> 01:19:38,598 - Hey, guys. 1677 01:19:40,851 --> 01:19:41,686 - You've met John. 1678 01:19:42,729 --> 01:19:43,815 Peter, Simon. 1679 01:19:43,857 --> 01:19:44,900 - It's been a while. Look at this. 1680 01:19:44,942 --> 01:19:45,777 - Right? 1681 01:19:45,818 --> 01:19:46,737 - You got a basketball team. 1682 01:19:49,491 --> 01:19:52,037 Looking back on that Christmas season, 1683 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:54,166 that was when I finally started to get it. 1684 01:19:55,251 --> 01:19:57,797 We're all just trying to find our way. 1685 01:19:59,550 --> 01:20:01,178 Growing up takes time. 1686 01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:04,100 Especially for uncle Steve. 1687 01:20:05,561 --> 01:20:06,354 And me. 1688 01:20:07,272 --> 01:20:08,065 Dad. 1689 01:20:09,150 --> 01:20:09,943 Mom. 1690 01:20:10,945 --> 01:20:11,697 Even Grandpa. 1691 01:20:13,282 --> 01:20:15,244 All of us are perfectly imperfect. 1692 01:20:16,204 --> 01:20:19,835 If, well, when, we fall down, 1693 01:20:19,877 --> 01:20:21,838 we can always reach out to those 1694 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:23,424 who can put us back on our feet, 1695 01:20:27,223 --> 01:20:28,016 - Hey, Matthew. 1696 01:20:29,310 --> 01:20:30,604 Merry Christmas. 1697 01:20:38,158 --> 01:20:39,118 - Merry Christmas. 1698 01:20:41,038 --> 01:20:43,793 Now, I know it might sound a bit cliche, 1699 01:20:43,834 --> 01:20:46,673 but I swear that kiss happened just like that. 1700 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:51,807 Or at least it's how I like to remember it. 1701 01:20:58,610 --> 01:21:01,114 - I bought Christmas hats for everybody. 1702 01:21:02,576 --> 01:21:05,580 And we need to do some Buckley Christmas carols. 1703 01:21:05,623 --> 01:21:07,041 Ralph, hit it! 1704 01:21:21,692 --> 01:21:22,568 - All right, now. 115097

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