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Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
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I do not fear you, ugly thing!
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My heart is pure as
a fresh-water spring!
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Silver Knight
Gothik was standing,
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facing the terrible skeleton
dragon that stared at him
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with his big, ugly, empty eyes.
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With my silver daggers,
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I shall lop off your head.
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Just Agh.
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Justice will be done
only when you are dead!
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Ha-ha!
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The terrible skeleton dragon
stumbled and staggered
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and collapsed with
an agonizing groan
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that sent shivers
down the spine.
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Ahh!
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A frail-looking youth
emerged from his hiding place
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to congratulate the noble
Silver Knight Gothik...
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Enough, you little pest!
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Clean everything up.
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But, my Lord Gildas,
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I'm playing Silver
Knight Gothik!
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Your uncle, the
good Lord Arnold,
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awaits us for supper.
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Still no sign of
them, my good Lord?
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Nothing, Gildas, nothing at all.
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I can no longer see,
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but I am absolutely certain,
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my faithful knights
will never return.
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With all due respect, my Lord,
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you have allowed
despair to overcome you.
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Do you want me to dance a jig?!
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Come, come now, my Lord.
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Where are those days of yore
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when my castle did
shine in all its glory?
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Where are my men?
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My guards? My fife players?
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Alas, they have all
fled, my good Lord.
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I may be blind, Gildas,
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but I am nobody's fool.
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It is quite clear
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that no one wishes
to stay in this fortress.
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Who would want to live here
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in fear of the World-Gobbler?
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Speaking of
which, it is nigh time
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to send your niece
to a safe haven,
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to the convent of the
Crookedtooth sisters.
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Ah, Gildas, if only
I'd had a nephew.
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I could have taught him
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the basic principles
of dragon hunting.
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Oh, yes, please, uncle!
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That would be so darn neat!
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It's not that I would
rather have you be a boy,
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my little girl,
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but the fact is you are not one.
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Hunting just isn't
suitable for little girls.
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It's Granion of
Byzmooth, my uncle!
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Granion!
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You're alive!
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And the World-Gobbler?
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Have you seen him?
Have you slain him?
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Oh!
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Cease your stupid groaning!
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Articulate!
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Now, where are my
other faithful knights?
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With all due respect, my Lord,
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our faithful Granion
is but a pile of ashes.
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The smoldering knights.
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Another sign, my Lord.
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Raise the drawbridge,
lower the portcullis!
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We've got to get
a bigger knight.
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You, go pack your bags!
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You're going to
the Crookedtooth!
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Lock all the doors and bring me
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my battle axe and my swords!
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Gildas!
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We've got to get
Silver Knight Gothik.
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Hagrrr!
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The tail, Lian-Chu, the tail!
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Teach him a lesson,
you hear me?!
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Go on, hit him on the tail!
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Go, go!
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Huh?
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On your feet!
Keep your guard up!
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Oh, no, no, don't
let it barf on you!
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Ahh!
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Oh!
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Ahh...
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Victory!
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Whoa!
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Okay, fun's over, guys.
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Hey!
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Let's see, here we go.
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Article three,
clause two states:
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Upon receipt of
the slain Mamularus,
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Fat John of Wickedshire
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will pay the measly
sum of 24 guineas
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to the valorous dragon hunters.
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I don't see any hunters.
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All I see is a bevy of clowns.
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Walking disasters!
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Look what your bonehead there
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did to my cabbage patch
with his goofball antics!
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Fat John of
Wickedshire, look at me!
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Isn't that your "X" there at
the bottom of the contract?
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Enough said, river rat.
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You're gettin' diddly-squat.
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Do you want to get my
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muscle-bulging
buddy all riled up?
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Is that what you want?
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Move outta my fields
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and take the clown with you.
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Ktor scarrythhix!
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Baddmanners!
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Ooh, the mutt wants
his doggy food, huh?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Ktor, gnorramutt, a gragon!
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Dragon!
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Ktor scarrythhix!
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Oh, dear me!
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Great, I just tore my tights.
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What's the matter, Gwizdo?
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Are you mad?
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You think that for once
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you could take
your job seriously?
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It's always the same
old circus, Lian-Chu.
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All you do is clown around
for the peanut gallery.
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But I don't do it on purpose.
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Yeah, it's a blimey
good thing, too.
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Why, pray tell, do you
think these hicks never pay?
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Because they've got no money?
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No!
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They rip us off because
you're not credible!
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What does "credible" mean?
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I don't know.
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Well, take Hector
here, for example.
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Hector, with his big
fangs and all that fur
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well, he's credible.
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And that's why the hicks
are scared of him, you get it?
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Acrabouibouif!
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You don't get it.
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Okay, look, a dragon
hunter who's credible
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makes the whole earth
shake when he walks, right?
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Like, "boom, boom, ba-boom,
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boom, boom, ba-boom," huh?
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Arfarfarf, zdo z toofurrrnyy!
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And if he has to,
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he smacks his debtors
a couple of times.
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Bim-bam!
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"Fork over the money!"
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You get the picture?
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Hitting clients,
that's being credible?
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Another example.
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You think it's credible,
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a dragon hunter
who likes to knit?
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But I tore a hole in my
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You got Mamular boogers
on the brain or what?
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You knucklehead, knitting's
something old ladies do!
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It was my mother who taught me.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I didn't really mean
what I said about knitting.
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If you want a more
credible friend,
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why don't you go look for one?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I could never find a
better friend than you.
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You're just saying
that so I won't be angry.
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Stop it!
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Who do you want me
to hire as a partner, huh?
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Fat John of Wickedshire?
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No way!
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We're a real team, me and you!
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Waaaaaaaou, ktor
teeeemtooo, teeeemtooo!
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Yeah, Hector.
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The three of us,
the three of us.
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Say, Gwizdo, you
think we'll have
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our little farm someday?
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Of course we will, you'll see,
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a quiet, little
house on the water,
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and we'll have
chickens, cows, pigs.
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And we can have sheep...
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for the wool.
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Yeah, right,
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and you'll knit me a shawl
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and woolen underwear
for the winter.
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What?
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Jimbob dragons.
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Hey, this may mean
some quick cash!
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Whoa!
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Lian-Chu, wait for me!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Silver Knight Gothik!
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Uh, no, it's me, Lian-Chu.
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You just saved my
life there, my Lo
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Lordy leapin' lizards,
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two grilled Jimbobs
for the price of one!
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Well, when I say "price,"
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that's just my way
of talking, okay?
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Waa! A cute girl!
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Now we've got two
Jimbobs dragons, night tariff!
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30 guineas payable on delivery.
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Got the money on you, kid?
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Um... no. Yeah, that figures.
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But, of course, your
daddy's got money, right?
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Where are your parents?
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They're dead, mister.
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Oh, what misfortune!
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Once again we've
worked for peanuts!
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And what are you doing
in the woods at night
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without a guinea in your pocket?
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I'm looking for noble
knights for my uncle,
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who is very, very rich.
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Wait a minute, very, very rich?
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You are real knights,
aren't you, my Lord?
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Knight Lian-Chu was hiding
behind the village gates.
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The sun was up.
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Bloodthirsty dragons were
attacking from all sides.
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Knight Lian-Chu
was alone, you see.
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Alone against all
odds. And then...
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And then, Knight Lian-Chu
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grabs on to a roof by the
tips of his teeth By his teeth?
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Yeah!
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And he leaps above the
hoard hollering, "Yaaaaah!"
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Yaaaaaah! Rhumpf!
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And after that
after that, my Lord?
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After that, Knight Lian-Chu
jumps into the crowd!
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A smack here and a whack there!
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Wham-bam, thank you, ma'am!
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He ducks, a sword in each hand!
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And he sends 'em all
flying with a kick to the butt!
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A real massacre! Wow.
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It took about a whole
week to clean up the village!
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Whoa, that's unreal!
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Almost as fabulous
as Silver Knight Gothik!
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Huh? What?
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Competition?
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Silver Knight Gothik,
the hero of legends.
237
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He also slaps around dragons,
238
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with strength, courage
and generous spirit!
239
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,187
Oh, yeah?
240
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,709
Well, it's kinda like that,
except for the generous part.
241
00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:18,984
You shouldn't believe
everything you read
242
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,384
in fairy tales, right, kid?
243
00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:23,712
You see, we're more
like, uh, wandering knights.
244
00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:28,468
In any case, Uncle Arnold is
going to be happy to see you.
245
00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:40,628
Whoa!
246
00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,622
Boy, oh, boy.
247
00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:50,265
I'm gonna have to
be darn credible now.
248
00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:54,906
My lords and ladies...
how are ya doing?
249
00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:57,064
Put on a smile and
open your bulging purses!
250
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,943
Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-Chu,
251
00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:00,545
the greatest dragon
hunters from, uh
252
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Who dares disturb
me during my clyster?
253
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With all due respect, my Lord,
254
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,701
it is two miserable
louts and your niece.
255
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:08,024
Not at all! ZoƩ!
256
00:19:08,264 --> 00:19:09,386
They are wandering
knights, Uncle,
257
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:10,825
and they just saved my life!
258
00:19:11,064 --> 00:19:12,378
Go to your room,
you little runaway!
259
00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:13,740
But, Uncle...
260
00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:16,137
Tomorrow it's off
to the Crookedtooth!
261
00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:24,221
You, what feats have you done,
262
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,618
besides putting
up with my niece?
263
00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:27,865
Uh, us?
264
00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:29,457
Well, uh, the noble
Knight Lian-Chu
265
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is famous in many a land,
and his fearless feats have
266
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inspired so many
before him that he
267
00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:35,335
Spare me the folklore!
268
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:37,579
Warrior, take a step forward!
269
00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:40,820
Hmm?
270
00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:43,620
Mmm.
271
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He's got muscle...
and raw power.
272
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:48,779
Mmm, yes!
273
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,899
The attributes
of a true warrior.
274
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Your highness, if
you please, they are
275
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Shut up, Gildas!
276
00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,374
Let's roll, son.
277
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I have a mission for you.
278
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Uh...
279
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Every 20 seasons,
280
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the most terrifying dragon alive
281
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wakes up and leaves his lair
282
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at the far end of the world...
283
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:42,652
and he comes!
284
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,417
He devours entire regions,
285
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burns villages by the hundreds,
286
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,368
swallows fortresses whole,
287
00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,688
before returning to his lair,
288
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leaving only ashes behind.
289
00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:55,128
Gildas!
290
00:20:59,856 --> 00:21:01,927
I have inscribed
on this calendar
291
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all of the signs
of his awakening.
292
00:21:04,612 --> 00:21:05,533
Look!
293
00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:07,652
The crenelations collapse,
294
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,490
the smoldering knights...
295
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,370
the red cloud...
296
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,767
the bridges sailing away...
297
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:19,006
the sinking villages
and talking animals.
298
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Blablablablablablabla!
299
00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:24,404
When all of these signs
have appeared, my boy,
300
00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:28,365
he will have returned,
the devourer of life...
301
00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:32,450
the World-Gobbler.
302
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:36,123
I have seen him, son.
303
00:21:36,372 --> 00:21:38,808
I once lifted my
sword before him
304
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,205
and the mere sight
of his fiery gaze
305
00:21:41,445 --> 00:21:45,089
drove my own eyes
back into my skull.
306
00:21:45,328 --> 00:21:47,563
Since then, all I can see
307
00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,641
is a dead, gray landscape,
308
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:55,004
a terrible place where
there is no life and no joy.
309
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:02,167
Uh, what's that little tree
there, next to the dragon?
310
00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:04,565
That is for scale, dear knight.
311
00:22:07,048 --> 00:22:08,487
Go to his kingdom,
312
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,759
enter his lair far
off in the west
313
00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,361
beyond the end of the world
314
00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:15,084
and strike him
while he sleeps...
315
00:22:15,324 --> 00:22:16,762
before it's too late.
316
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,841
Uh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, but, uh, no.
317
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,241
It's a cruel blow,
318
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,641
but, ooh, look at that,
we're all booked up.
319
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,002
Strike him dead
320
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,642
and the world will be saved
321
00:22:25,882 --> 00:22:27,004
Lian-Chu, say good-bye.
322
00:22:27,244 --> 00:22:28,279
We're disturbing the man.
323
00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:31,444
Then my health
and sight will return,
324
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,877
and I will cover you in gold.
325
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,955
Uh...
326
00:22:39,796 --> 00:22:41,963
Uh, uh, uh...
327
00:22:46,077 --> 00:22:48,081
Dear client, you can
make room for his head
328
00:22:48,321 --> 00:22:50,316
in your museum of horrors!
329
00:22:50,555 --> 00:22:52,636
But first, let me show
you our standard contract,
330
00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:54,401
a special little advance
for travel expenses,
331
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,597
and since we're amongst
noble knights here, right?
332
00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:59,397
A large purse of gold
should do the trick nicely.
333
00:22:59,636 --> 00:23:01,554
Modern methods, why not?
334
00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:03,396
Gildas?
335
00:23:08,718 --> 00:23:12,160
Yeah, Just put an "X"
there, here, here and there.
336
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,960
Arrrooooolroooollll
zcoool zuperjob!
337
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,677
Acrabouibouif.
338
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,830
The red cloud, my Lord!
339
00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:35,232
Saddle up, my
good, brave knights!
340
00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:38,752
Keep heading west, my Lords,
341
00:23:38,991 --> 00:23:40,113
until the end of the world.
342
00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:41,475
Yeah, yeah, for sure,
old man, for sure!
343
00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:43,671
And say hi to the
missus, will ya?
344
00:24:04,432 --> 00:24:05,151
Yes, yes!
345
00:24:05,391 --> 00:24:06,110
Ha-ha-ha!
346
00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:07,472
Yes, whoo-hoo-hoo!
347
00:24:07,711 --> 00:24:08,872
Yes!
348
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:26,507
Where are you going?
349
00:24:26,746 --> 00:24:28,070
To quaff a cold one, buddy!
350
00:24:28,309 --> 00:24:30,592
It's not every day we get
to rip off a blind, old geezer.
351
00:24:30,831 --> 00:24:32,903
That's not the way to
the end of the world.
352
00:24:33,152 --> 00:24:34,984
Lian-Chu, don't you understand?
353
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,508
Who cares about
their end of the world?
354
00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:37,745
We're rich!
355
00:24:37,985 --> 00:24:39,347
Do you know what
this is? An advance?
356
00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,226
This is our little farm, buddy,
357
00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:42,703
the one of our
comfy, little dreams,
358
00:24:42,943 --> 00:24:44,228
with sheep everywhere.
359
00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:46,385
Now let's get out of here
while the beasties are busy.
360
00:24:47,910 --> 00:24:49,224
Ahh!
361
00:24:49,464 --> 00:24:50,509
I'm coming with you, my lords!
362
00:24:50,748 --> 00:24:51,861
Waaa, grrrl!
363
00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,942
Huh, what? ZoƩ,
you can't be serious.
364
00:24:54,181 --> 00:24:55,265
Sure I am.
365
00:24:55,505 --> 00:24:56,425
My uncle told me I
had to come with you
366
00:24:56,665 --> 00:24:57,902
to the end of the
world. Oh, really?
367
00:24:58,142 --> 00:24:59,389
Well, weren't you punished?
368
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:00,827
No!
369
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,380
And what he also said
was that I should learn
370
00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:03,665
the rudiments of the trade.
371
00:25:03,905 --> 00:25:06,504
No, no, no, no, no, no and no.
372
00:25:06,744 --> 00:25:08,105
You go home and
explain to Uncle Arnold
373
00:25:08,345 --> 00:25:11,020
that Lord Gwizdo does
not take on apprentices.
374
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,226
He also said that if you
don't wanna take me,
375
00:25:13,466 --> 00:25:14,463
he would, uh...
376
00:25:14,703 --> 00:25:16,218
"Would, uh," what?
377
00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:19,181
That he would spank
your bare bottom in public.
378
00:25:19,421 --> 00:25:21,578
My bare bottom? In public?!
379
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,302
Wwaaahhhhhooowww!
380
00:25:54,777 --> 00:25:56,896
Wwaaaahhhhhooowwwwww!
381
00:26:22,298 --> 00:26:23,219
For crying out loud!
382
00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:25,539
And he's spitting fire besides!
383
00:26:25,779 --> 00:26:26,738
K'tor brgg fire k'tor!
384
00:26:26,978 --> 00:26:27,850
No, what I meant
was he's doing it
385
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,653
with his mouth, Hector!
386
00:26:38,571 --> 00:26:40,134
I don't see what's so funny!
387
00:27:30,805 --> 00:27:31,888
Wow!
388
00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,212
Boy, you sure mashed up
389
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,571
that big, red dragon
good, Sir Lian-Chu!
390
00:27:35,810 --> 00:27:37,968
Oh, that was so unreal!
391
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,643
I am so fabulously impressed!
392
00:27:40,883 --> 00:27:43,530
I've got to, um...
find my flail.
393
00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:45,170
Your funny sword?
394
00:27:45,409 --> 00:27:46,723
Wait for me, Sir Lian-Chu,
I'm going to find it for you!
395
00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:48,085
Hey, are you gonna mash up...
396
00:27:48,324 --> 00:27:49,801
Okay, Sir Lian-Chu's groupie,
397
00:27:50,051 --> 00:27:53,368
your backstage chatter is very
close to driving me bonkers!
398
00:27:53,608 --> 00:27:55,641
Tough luck for the
public spanking!
399
00:27:55,890 --> 00:27:56,849
ZoƩ!
400
00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:58,969
You grab your bag
and you get lost!
401
00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,206
You go home now!
402
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,603
We don't travel
well with little kids!
403
00:28:14,005 --> 00:28:15,999
Strange, but I have
this funny feeling
404
00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:18,445
that some real doo-doo's
gonna start flying.
405
00:28:18,684 --> 00:28:20,324
And so Knight Lian-Chu
was on the Western Bridge
406
00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:23,517
with the big, red dragon
who was breathing fire,
407
00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:25,838
and he said to him,
in his big, deep voice,
408
00:28:26,087 --> 00:28:27,679
"I am not scared
of you, Big Red!
409
00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:29,722
One move from you
and you're dead!"
410
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,198
How do you become a
real knight, Sir Lian-Chu?
411
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,876
Do you go to knight school?
412
00:28:51,116 --> 00:28:53,120
Wow, this is really unreal
that you're taking me with you.
413
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,114
I mean, really unreal!
414
00:28:55,364 --> 00:28:56,476
Hey, are there girl knights?
415
00:28:56,716 --> 00:28:58,154
'Cause me, I wanna
be a girl knight.
416
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,794
And that time you were hanging
from the tips of your teeth,
417
00:29:00,043 --> 00:29:01,357
how did you do that?
418
00:29:01,597 --> 00:29:03,639
And your funny sword
there, is that a magic sword?
419
00:29:03,879 --> 00:29:06,037
Um, I don't really know.
420
00:29:06,276 --> 00:29:07,955
Silver Knight Gothik,
he's modest, too.
421
00:29:08,194 --> 00:29:09,594
He always says,
"modesty is the sign
422
00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,272
of great knights like me."
423
00:29:11,522 --> 00:29:12,960
He's my favorite
fairy-tale hero.
424
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,475
I'd love to meet him one day
425
00:29:14,715 --> 00:29:16,758
and become his best
friend, or his future girl knight.
426
00:29:16,997 --> 00:29:18,273
Unreal!
427
00:29:18,512 --> 00:29:19,797
But you can't in real life.
428
00:29:20,037 --> 00:29:21,360
Oh, bummer!
429
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,317
I can't take it.
430
00:29:23,556 --> 00:29:25,072
I'm gonna hang myself.
431
00:29:26,874 --> 00:29:28,399
They're only blisters.
432
00:29:28,639 --> 00:29:29,511
Put some herbs on them.
433
00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:30,873
I'm not talking
about my blisters,
434
00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:32,436
I'm talking about
Princess Blabbermouth!
435
00:29:32,676 --> 00:29:34,076
A fire, a fire!
436
00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:36,032
Let's make a big fire!
437
00:29:38,631 --> 00:29:41,709
In any case, did you see
how credible I am with her?
438
00:29:41,958 --> 00:29:44,231
Yeah, but the idea of
being credible, Lian-Chu,
439
00:29:44,471 --> 00:29:46,590
was to take Uncle Arnold's
money and run, not to play
440
00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,431
"knights and dragons"
until the end of the world!
441
00:29:48,671 --> 00:29:50,311
The best friend
of Knight Lian-Chu
442
00:29:50,551 --> 00:29:51,749
always went to
get wood for the fire
443
00:29:51,989 --> 00:29:53,475
along with the funny,
blue dog who talked.
444
00:29:53,715 --> 00:29:55,029
ZoƩ Hihihihi!
445
00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:58,030
Say there, sirs, am I mistaken,
446
00:29:58,270 --> 00:29:59,555
or is your dog a bit weird?
447
00:29:59,795 --> 00:30:01,271
Hehehehehe, wantz woooood?
448
00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:03,669
So are you gonna tell her
that we're not real knights?
449
00:30:03,909 --> 00:30:06,191
Yeah, right, and that we
ripped off Uncle fisheyes,
450
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,668
and then she goes
and spills the beans!
451
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,391
Oh, no, buddy, now we're
in deep doo-doo here.
452
00:30:11,714 --> 00:30:13,431
He sure is weird.
453
00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:15,071
But what do we do now?
454
00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:16,231
Ditch her in the woods
455
00:30:16,471 --> 00:30:17,909
no crying, no fuss,
no explanations.
456
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,549
Yeah, it's a sure-fire method.
457
00:30:19,789 --> 00:30:22,426
And with a little luck, she'll
get gobbled up by wild beasts.
458
00:30:22,675 --> 00:30:24,353
Are you sure? You bet I am!
459
00:30:24,593 --> 00:30:26,146
That World-Gobbler and
his little tree for scale?
460
00:30:26,386 --> 00:30:27,431
Not for me.
461
00:30:27,671 --> 00:30:28,707
Tonight we wait 'til
she falls asleep and
462
00:30:28,946 --> 00:30:30,107
Zip We're outta here.
463
00:30:30,346 --> 00:30:32,188
Whose is this?
464
00:30:32,427 --> 00:30:33,425
Oh!
465
00:30:33,664 --> 00:30:36,311
Uh... it's Gwizdo's.
466
00:30:36,551 --> 00:30:38,152
That's so funny, sir.
467
00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:39,830
I'm really sorry,
468
00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:41,748
but knitting's for grannies!
469
00:30:41,988 --> 00:30:42,985
No it's not.
470
00:30:43,225 --> 00:30:44,826
It certainly is, she's
absolutely right!
471
00:30:45,066 --> 00:30:46,150
Knitting's for old ladies.
472
00:30:46,389 --> 00:30:47,991
But, hey, the truth is
my mother taught me,
473
00:30:48,231 --> 00:30:49,305
and knitting relaxes me,
474
00:30:49,544 --> 00:30:51,270
especially after
a long, hard day!
475
00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:52,584
So scram, scat,
476
00:30:52,824 --> 00:30:54,943
and go play with good, old Fido!
477
00:31:15,781 --> 00:31:17,584
You really have a
super ton of scars, sir.
478
00:31:17,823 --> 00:31:18,907
Say, those are
hunting wounds, right?
479
00:31:19,147 --> 00:31:20,067
Do they hurt?
480
00:31:20,307 --> 00:31:21,784
Me too, I've got some.
481
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,462
That one's a wild squirrel
when I was playing in the trees,
482
00:31:23,702 --> 00:31:26,147
and that one's a duck that
was fabulously angry one day.
483
00:31:26,387 --> 00:31:27,346
We used to have tons of ducks
484
00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:28,899
before my parents
died of cholera.
485
00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,664
And then my uncle brought
me to his fortress and
486
00:31:30,903 --> 00:31:32,946
Don't you ever get tired?
487
00:31:33,186 --> 00:31:35,381
Sure, but I always
need a bedtime story
488
00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:36,619
to get me to sleep.
489
00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:37,980
A bedtime story?
490
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,905
Oh, yes, just a short
one, please, sir?
491
00:31:41,145 --> 00:31:43,542
You mean just one short
story and then you go to sleep?
492
00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:44,980
Hey, no problem then!
493
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,937
But it's one story and
then beddy-bye, right?
494
00:31:47,176 --> 00:31:49,056
Then you fall asleep, okay?
495
00:31:49,305 --> 00:31:50,619
Let's do it.
496
00:31:56,258 --> 00:31:58,501
Okay, "Silver Knight Gothik."
497
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,541
"... And brave
Silver Knight Gothik
498
00:32:01,781 --> 00:32:04,140
"wrenched the terrifying
creature out of the shadows.
499
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,058
"His shiny scales
were dripping blood
500
00:32:06,298 --> 00:32:08,062
"from the children
he had just devoured,
501
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:10,181
"and whose terrifying
screams still echoed
502
00:32:10,421 --> 00:32:12,214
"in the bone-chilling
wind of the labyrinth.
503
00:32:12,454 --> 00:32:14,055
"The fat slimy creature growled,
504
00:32:14,295 --> 00:32:16,175
"revealing his sharp,
crooked, yellow fangs,
505
00:32:16,414 --> 00:32:18,457
"and he moved away
from the oozing wall.
506
00:32:18,697 --> 00:32:20,375
"Silver Knight Gothik
stared him straight in the eyes
507
00:32:20,615 --> 00:32:23,338
and then said, with a voice
that did not waver, 'I am"'
508
00:32:23,578 --> 00:32:26,052
"I am not afraid of
you, dreadful thing,
509
00:32:26,301 --> 00:32:28,219
"for my heart is pure
510
00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:31,412
as a fresh-water spring."
511
00:32:31,652 --> 00:32:34,692
"'With my silver daggers,
I shall lop off your head...
512
00:32:36,936 --> 00:32:39,170
"and justice will be done
only when you are dead.'
513
00:32:39,419 --> 00:32:40,733
"And Silver Knight Gothik
514
00:32:40,973 --> 00:32:42,651
"threw his silver daggers
that sparkled like diamonds
515
00:32:42,891 --> 00:32:45,576
and the monster
died in terrible agony."
516
00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:50,092
Well... I never!
517
00:32:50,332 --> 00:32:51,933
It's no wonder this
girl's a live wire.
518
00:32:52,173 --> 00:32:54,571
I mean, kids should
not be reading this stuff!
519
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,650
Hey, she's fast
asleep, Lian-Chu.
520
00:33:00,890 --> 00:33:01,609
This is our chance.
521
00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:03,287
Let's go!
522
00:33:03,537 --> 00:33:05,608
Hey, Lian-Chu, are you asleep?
523
00:33:07,775 --> 00:33:08,849
Come on, Lian-Chu, get up!
524
00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,211
Can you hear me?
525
00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:11,927
Lian-Chu, wake up!
526
00:33:12,177 --> 00:33:13,768
Hurry, will you?
Would you look at me?
527
00:33:14,008 --> 00:33:14,967
Come on!
528
00:33:15,207 --> 00:33:16,290
Hey, get up, get up!
529
00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,611
Come on, Lian-Chu,
hey, buddy, wake up!
530
00:33:18,851 --> 00:33:20,011
Can you hear me?
531
00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:28,929
Have a bad sleep?
532
00:33:29,169 --> 00:33:31,048
Tonight, if you
start snoring again,
533
00:33:31,288 --> 00:33:33,925
I'm chopping off your nose.
534
00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:35,124
I was faking.
535
00:33:35,373 --> 00:33:37,684
What? You did that?
536
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,171
But that's immoral!
537
00:33:39,410 --> 00:33:41,606
One doesn't abandon
children in the woods.
538
00:33:41,846 --> 00:33:43,169
Of course you do!
539
00:33:43,409 --> 00:33:45,404
Our little farm,
Lian-Chu, it's right there.
540
00:33:45,643 --> 00:33:47,648
And you, because of
some little girl who thinks
541
00:33:47,887 --> 00:33:48,923
She would get lost.
542
00:33:49,172 --> 00:33:50,409
I'm ready!
543
00:33:50,649 --> 00:33:52,251
Me, what I really like in
a Zeebulgarian omelet
544
00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:54,207
are the little pieces
of mushroom inside.
545
00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:55,645
Mmm, unreal!
546
00:33:55,885 --> 00:33:56,969
So I eat the little
pieces of mushrooms,
547
00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:59,164
and Gildas, he tries to
make me eat the eggs.
548
00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:00,929
How about you, do you
like eggs, Sir Lian-Chu?
549
00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:02,281
'Cause to be honest, eggs
550
00:34:02,530 --> 00:34:03,729
Well, I think they
smell like stinky feet!
551
00:34:03,969 --> 00:34:06,644
Yeah, well we're
lost, too, old buddy.
552
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,956
Okay, let's be honest.
553
00:35:09,196 --> 00:35:10,682
He's surely not that way.
554
00:35:10,922 --> 00:35:12,360
On the other hand, if we
take the little side bridge there,
555
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,240
we reach the pretty,
little field of daisies
556
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,918
where we were yesterday...
557
00:35:16,158 --> 00:35:17,999
But, Sir Gwizdo, isn't it that
way to the end of the world?
558
00:35:18,238 --> 00:35:19,638
Okay, so it's
"fabulously unreal"
559
00:35:19,878 --> 00:35:21,441
that we're taking you with
us on our little adventures,
560
00:35:21,681 --> 00:35:23,752
but why don't you
bug off and let us work?
561
00:35:24,002 --> 00:35:26,198
And besides, no kid's gonna
teach me my geography
562
00:35:26,437 --> 00:35:28,192
Lensflair! It's Sir Lensflair!
563
00:35:28,442 --> 00:35:30,196
One of my uncle's best knights!
564
00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:34,397
Whoo-hoo! Woo!
565
00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:35,873
Aaaie, aaie, aaie!
566
00:35:38,798 --> 00:35:39,997
Anatole, are you okay?
567
00:35:40,236 --> 00:35:42,394
Aah, aah, aah!
568
00:35:42,634 --> 00:35:43,957
Back off, you lowly critters!
569
00:35:44,197 --> 00:35:46,153
Leave me in peace!
570
00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:50,756
But but you're not
animals, are you?
571
00:35:50,996 --> 00:35:52,789
Uh, no, it's me, ZoƩ.
572
00:35:53,038 --> 00:35:54,918
ZoƩ, ZoƩ... Don't
you recognize me?
573
00:35:55,157 --> 00:35:55,953
He's stark-raving mad.
574
00:35:56,193 --> 00:35:57,430
He wasn't like that before.
575
00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:59,233
ZoƩ!
576
00:35:59,473 --> 00:36:01,429
"I do not fear you, ugly thing."
577
00:36:01,669 --> 00:36:02,992
"My heart is pure as
a fresh-water spring!"
578
00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:07,796
Over there, don't
you see a knight?
579
00:36:10,990 --> 00:36:12,275
Be quiet, do as I say.
580
00:36:12,514 --> 00:36:13,473
Go home.
581
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:14,787
Aaah!
582
00:36:15,036 --> 00:36:16,312
But, my Lord, the
World-Gobbler
583
00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:17,750
Huh?
584
00:36:17,990 --> 00:36:19,073
Over there, another knight!
585
00:36:19,313 --> 00:36:21,231
Argh! Woo!
586
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:24,789
Forget the World-Gobbler,
kid, you'll never stand a chance.
587
00:36:25,028 --> 00:36:26,390
Argh!
588
00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:28,308
"Are you spilling the beans
again, you old chatterbox?"
589
00:36:28,548 --> 00:36:30,312
Why, no, no, I'm
not spilling the bea
590
00:36:30,552 --> 00:36:31,866
Ow!
591
00:36:32,105 --> 00:36:34,512
Hey, that's Sir Gwizdo and
the great Knight Lian-Chu!
592
00:36:34,752 --> 00:36:35,788
And they're gonna make kindling
593
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,264
out of the World-Gobbler!
594
00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:40,026
But but you're mad!
595
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:41,349
Yes, you are, you
are mad, aren't you?
596
00:36:41,589 --> 00:36:43,066
Answer me!
597
00:36:43,306 --> 00:36:44,188
Yes, of course, you're mad,
you're mad, I know you're mad!
598
00:36:45,588 --> 00:36:47,103
Ooh!
599
00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:48,465
Mad, mad!
600
00:36:48,705 --> 00:36:49,951
I know you're mad!
You know you're mad!
601
00:36:50,191 --> 00:36:52,109
We all know you're mad!
602
00:36:52,348 --> 00:36:55,149
Oh, sweetheart, I know
you're mad, because I'm mad!
603
00:36:56,903 --> 00:36:59,742
I'm mad, I'm mad, we're
all mad, everybody's mad!
604
00:36:59,991 --> 00:37:01,104
And I'm mad that I'm mad.
605
00:37:01,343 --> 00:37:03,587
I'm so mad that I'm
mad, that I'm mad...
606
00:37:34,225 --> 00:37:37,380
Sir Lian-Chu, do you
often have nightmares?
607
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,499
Me too often,
608
00:37:39,739 --> 00:37:40,899
the same one.
609
00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:43,143
There's a skeleton
dragon enormous.
610
00:37:43,383 --> 00:37:44,898
And I scream and scream,
611
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:46,461
but nothing comes
out of my mouth,
612
00:37:46,701 --> 00:37:49,424
and the skeleton dragon
carries off everyone in sight.
613
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,459
Say there, Sir Lian-Chu,
614
00:37:54,699 --> 00:37:57,058
something around
here smells bad.
615
00:37:57,297 --> 00:37:59,263
And besides, my
stomach is in knots
616
00:37:59,503 --> 00:38:00,615
and my hands are sweating
617
00:38:00,865 --> 00:38:02,140
and my legs are shaking,
618
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,902
and cold sweat's
running down my neck.
619
00:38:05,141 --> 00:38:06,302
Is that normal?
620
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:09,054
Sir Lian-Chu, I think I
621
00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:10,780
I want to go back home
622
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,458
Shh!
623
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:06,130
The end of the world.
624
00:39:20,696 --> 00:39:22,854
Where did that
village come from?
625
00:39:23,093 --> 00:39:26,526
Scary ghost town
or stinky forest?
626
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,369
Scary ghost town.
627
00:39:46,405 --> 00:39:47,891
K'tor smillll goodyeat!
628
00:39:48,131 --> 00:39:49,129
Ya!
629
00:39:50,289 --> 00:39:52,044
Hi-ya!
630
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,170
K'tor toooo hrampy!
631
00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:57,088
Go for walk...
k'tor andgrllgrll!
632
00:39:57,327 --> 00:39:59,082
He! Acrabouibouif!
633
00:39:59,332 --> 00:40:01,249
Huh...
634
00:40:01,489 --> 00:40:02,966
What's the problem?
635
00:40:05,689 --> 00:40:08,605
The big tree.
636
00:40:08,844 --> 00:40:11,203
Yeah, what about it?
637
00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,322
Those leaves are really strange.
638
00:40:13,562 --> 00:40:16,046
Yeah, well, good
riddance, stinky leaves!
639
00:40:20,006 --> 00:40:20,841
Aagh!
640
00:40:21,090 --> 00:40:23,008
The crazy bats from the bridge!
641
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,081
Look, look, K'tor!
642
00:40:43,884 --> 00:40:46,483
Goodeat, goodeat!
643
00:40:46,722 --> 00:40:47,921
Arghhhh!
644
00:41:02,564 --> 00:41:03,523
Open up!
645
00:41:03,763 --> 00:41:05,604
Sir Gwizdo, open the door!
646
00:41:19,681 --> 00:41:21,359
Not the ears! Get away from me!
647
00:41:34,516 --> 00:41:35,954
Ahh!
648
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,480
Hey!
649
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,995
Good move with the barrel, kid.
650
00:41:42,235 --> 00:41:43,271
Yes!
651
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,517
Go find your own!
652
00:41:59,477 --> 00:42:01,117
No, no, no, no...
653
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:31,227
Haaaaa!
654
00:42:33,308 --> 00:42:35,226
Quit bothering the sheep!
655
00:43:03,630 --> 00:43:04,665
Oh, no!
656
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:36,464
I'll bury you alive,
you ugly beasts!
657
00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:47,185
Mmm?
658
00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:01,060
Hmm?
659
00:44:04,263 --> 00:44:06,143
Shh, shh, shh...
660
00:44:35,218 --> 00:44:36,378
Hey, bats, boo on you.
661
00:44:36,618 --> 00:44:38,612
Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you!
662
00:44:38,862 --> 00:44:40,540
Hey, bats, boo on you!
663
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,899
Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you!
664
00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:44,893
Hey, bats, boo on you!
665
00:44:45,133 --> 00:44:47,454
Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you!
666
00:44:54,617 --> 00:44:57,254
Sir Gwizdo, he left me
all alone with the ugly bats!
667
00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:59,373
I called for help,
and he didn't budge.
668
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:02,730
I knocked on the door,
but he didn't even open it.
669
00:46:11,610 --> 00:46:13,010
Ah, and to think
that we could be
670
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,724
relaxing on our little farm...
671
00:46:15,964 --> 00:46:17,047
Hey, I mean, we've
been talking about
672
00:46:17,287 --> 00:46:18,888
our little farm for eons, right?
673
00:46:19,128 --> 00:46:22,283
Ever since Mother Hubbard's
little orphan paradise.
674
00:46:22,523 --> 00:46:24,086
Hey, do you remember
when we were kids,
675
00:46:24,326 --> 00:46:26,004
when I taught you how
to hide your cookies
676
00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:27,202
in your underpants
677
00:46:27,442 --> 00:46:28,602
so the other kids
wouldn't steal them?
678
00:46:28,842 --> 00:46:30,520
And you gave a wedgie
to the big guy with lice
679
00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:32,601
every time he took my cookies?
680
00:46:32,841 --> 00:46:34,442
When the World-Gobbler is dead,
681
00:46:34,682 --> 00:46:36,159
we can have our little farm.
682
00:46:36,408 --> 00:46:37,607
Oh, right!
683
00:46:37,847 --> 00:46:38,882
The great Knight Lian-Chu
684
00:46:39,122 --> 00:46:40,321
is gonna say to
the World-Gobbler,
685
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,123
"I do not fear you, ugly thing!"
686
00:46:42,363 --> 00:46:44,041
And Poof The
World-Gobbler's dead
687
00:46:44,281 --> 00:46:45,326
and we're all happy as pigs!
688
00:46:45,566 --> 00:46:46,803
Stop. I'm not finished!
689
00:46:47,043 --> 00:46:48,721
And then nature blossoms,
everything's green,
690
00:46:48,961 --> 00:46:50,006
and there are
little, white bunnies
691
00:46:50,246 --> 00:46:51,281
flying all over the place
692
00:46:51,521 --> 00:46:53,602
Stop!
693
00:46:53,842 --> 00:46:56,239
We're all gonna die
'cause of some little girl
694
00:46:56,479 --> 00:46:57,438
who dreams of knights.
695
00:46:57,687 --> 00:46:59,164
But, you see,
life's not a fairy tale.
696
00:46:59,403 --> 00:47:02,204
In real life, knights,
they always die.
697
00:47:02,443 --> 00:47:05,397
I don't want you
to die, Lian-Chu.
698
00:47:05,637 --> 00:47:07,363
Then why don't you
step off the village
699
00:47:07,602 --> 00:47:09,885
if you don't wanna come?
700
00:47:10,124 --> 00:47:11,841
Oh, so that's the
way it is, huh?
701
00:47:12,081 --> 00:47:13,960
Well, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
702
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,837
Farewell and good
riddance, Knight Lian-Chu!
703
00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:20,356
Get off, move!
704
00:47:27,836 --> 00:47:30,435
Acrabouibouiiiiiiiiif!
705
00:47:33,801 --> 00:47:35,833
Why is Sir Gwizdo leaving?
706
00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:37,761
Because he says
we're all going to die.
707
00:47:38,001 --> 00:47:39,439
Oh, that's a crock of poop.
708
00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:41,712
Hmm, maybe he's right after all.
709
00:47:41,961 --> 00:47:43,035
No, he's not right.
710
00:47:43,275 --> 00:47:44,474
You are the strongest,
711
00:47:44,713 --> 00:47:46,353
stronger than
Silver Knight Gothik!
712
00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:51,953
Gwizdo says that
life isn't a fairy tale.
713
00:47:52,193 --> 00:47:53,794
What does Sir
Gwizdo know anyway?
714
00:47:54,034 --> 00:47:55,875
And, besides, who
is that Gwizdo?
715
00:47:56,115 --> 00:47:57,438
Lord Pain In The Butt,
716
00:47:57,678 --> 00:48:00,478
Sir Old Fart, Mr. Blister Foot?
717
00:48:02,396 --> 00:48:04,314
He was my one friend.
718
00:50:30,983 --> 00:50:32,498
Ahh! What are you doing here?
719
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,253
Hello there, Sir Gwizdo!
720
00:50:34,503 --> 00:50:36,382
So the rat's jumping
the ship, is he?
721
00:50:37,734 --> 00:50:38,779
What's this circus all about?
722
00:50:39,019 --> 00:50:40,180
You're abandoning your friend.
723
00:50:40,419 --> 00:50:41,934
Lord McChicken!
724
00:50:42,174 --> 00:50:43,133
Wait a sec!
725
00:50:43,382 --> 00:50:44,380
What do you girls want,
726
00:50:44,619 --> 00:50:45,655
to make me feel
guilty, is that it?
727
00:50:45,895 --> 00:50:46,940
Sir Scaredy Pants!
728
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:48,139
Scaredy Pants?
729
00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,692
Yeah, and so what?
730
00:50:49,941 --> 00:50:51,658
Do you think I look like
the hero of this fairy tale?
731
00:50:51,898 --> 00:50:53,576
And Lian-Chu What's
gonna happen to him?
732
00:50:53,816 --> 00:50:55,580
Huh? Huh?
733
00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:57,057
He won't listen to me!
734
00:50:57,297 --> 00:50:58,735
Sir I'm Shaking Like A Leaf!
735
00:50:58,975 --> 00:51:00,739
Sir I'm Sh-Sh-Shaking
Like A Leaf!
736
00:51:00,979 --> 00:51:02,015
It's all ZoƩ's fault.
737
00:51:02,254 --> 00:51:03,856
And the lie! Hey,
Sir Rip-Off Artist!
738
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:06,138
Shut up, I didn't choose
to be small and poor!
739
00:51:06,378 --> 00:51:07,538
Don't forget ugly and mean!
740
00:51:07,778 --> 00:51:09,494
Exactly, ugly and mean!
741
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:11,249
Now get outta here! Scram!
742
00:51:11,498 --> 00:51:12,812
Just scram, bats!
743
00:51:13,052 --> 00:51:13,934
Arghh!
744
00:51:14,174 --> 00:51:15,449
I don't believe in heroism,
745
00:51:15,699 --> 00:51:17,089
and "happily every afters"
746
00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:19,697
and animals that talk!
747
00:51:19,937 --> 00:51:21,337
Hrrg!
748
00:51:22,929 --> 00:51:24,569
Animals that talk.
749
00:51:39,691 --> 00:51:40,928
Gwizdo!
750
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,208
ZoƩ! Ahh!
751
00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:00,692
Hmm?
752
00:52:13,810 --> 00:52:15,210
Huh?
753
00:52:15,450 --> 00:52:16,409
Lian-Chu?
754
00:52:46,366 --> 00:52:47,526
No!
755
00:52:53,846 --> 00:52:55,639
Sir Lian-Chu!
756
00:52:57,279 --> 00:52:59,638
Grrr zzzz toomannyg sheepz!
757
00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:01,162
Sir Lian-Chu!
758
00:53:01,402 --> 00:53:03,483
Weird things are happening
underneath the village!
759
00:53:05,123 --> 00:53:06,360
Just wait for me here!
760
00:53:08,326 --> 00:53:12,037
Tell me honestly, kid, what do
I have at the end of my arms?
761
00:53:12,286 --> 00:53:13,283
Hands?
762
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:14,559
Wrong!
763
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,637
Hello there, little ZoƩ!
764
00:53:20,121 --> 00:53:21,444
Lian-Chu!
765
00:53:21,684 --> 00:53:23,323
Sir Gwizdo's doing weird
things with his hands,
766
00:53:23,563 --> 00:53:25,634
like Knight Lensflair.
767
00:53:25,884 --> 00:53:27,437
Agrouif, Fishyyk, Goodyeat!
768
00:53:50,241 --> 00:53:52,159
We've got to get
a bigger village!
769
00:54:17,676 --> 00:54:19,594
Wahhhh, bigggstinkyyy!
770
00:54:23,276 --> 00:54:25,271
Kaboom, yeah!
771
00:54:25,511 --> 00:54:26,671
Whoo!
772
00:54:26,911 --> 00:54:29,356
Come on now, quit
fooling around, Sir Gwizdo.
773
00:54:29,596 --> 00:54:30,631
It's not funny!
774
00:54:33,077 --> 00:54:35,915
"Hello, little kiddies,
would you like a story?"
775
00:54:36,155 --> 00:54:37,593
"Oh, yes, yes, tell us a story!"
776
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:38,993
"The story about
the naive, little girl
777
00:54:39,233 --> 00:54:41,515
who mistook two lowly
rogues for noble knights!"
778
00:54:41,755 --> 00:54:43,308
"Oh, no!
779
00:54:43,548 --> 00:54:45,389
We've already heard that one!"
780
00:54:45,629 --> 00:54:46,914
"Another one, another one!
781
00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:48,746
Please, please, please,
please, please, please!"
782
00:54:50,826 --> 00:54:52,390
"Then the one
about the nice hunter
783
00:54:52,629 --> 00:54:53,953
"devoured by the World-Gobbler
784
00:54:54,192 --> 00:54:55,391
"because of some little girl
785
00:54:55,631 --> 00:54:56,944
who dreamed of noble knights?!"
786
00:54:57,194 --> 00:54:59,745
"Yuck, that one really stinks!"
787
00:54:59,994 --> 00:55:01,672
"And the one about
the two red bats
788
00:55:01,912 --> 00:55:04,108
that strangled the little girl?"
789
00:55:04,347 --> 00:55:06,189
Oh, yes, oh, yes!
790
00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:07,272
That's the one!
791
00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:46,100
ZoƩ?
792
00:55:47,663 --> 00:55:49,101
ZoƩ?
793
00:55:49,341 --> 00:55:51,019
ZoƩ?
794
00:55:51,268 --> 00:55:53,867
ZoƩ?
795
00:55:54,107 --> 00:55:55,660
ZoƩ?
796
00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,505
ZoƩ?
797
00:56:04,626 --> 00:56:06,266
ZoƩ!
798
00:56:08,146 --> 00:56:09,344
Deepdoodoo!
799
00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:12,020
Frrrr bouif tooooooooooosad!
800
00:56:27,737 --> 00:56:29,654
I can't feel my legs.
801
00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,538
Your legs are just fine!
802
00:56:40,778 --> 00:56:43,895
You had a bad fall, that's all.
803
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,656
You were right, Gwizdo.
804
00:56:46,896 --> 00:56:48,939
Life isn't a fairy tale.
805
00:56:51,902 --> 00:56:53,139
But, you know,
806
00:56:53,379 --> 00:56:55,776
it doesn't matter if
you're not really knights.
807
00:56:56,016 --> 00:56:58,298
You're still my favorite heroes.
808
00:57:01,175 --> 00:57:04,819
Lian-Chu, he's even stronger
than Silver Knight Gothik,
809
00:57:05,058 --> 00:57:07,216
and that's no fairy tale.
810
00:57:07,456 --> 00:57:10,496
All you have to do is believe.
811
00:57:10,735 --> 00:57:13,698
But Lian-Chu needs
you in order to succeed.
812
00:57:16,652 --> 00:57:19,692
Promise me you'll carry
through to the end, Gwizdo,
813
00:57:19,932 --> 00:57:21,849
and my death won't
have been in vain.
814
00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:28,217
It's a promise, ZoƩ.
815
00:57:28,456 --> 00:57:30,854
We're gonna make kindling
out of the World-Gobbler!
816
00:57:33,414 --> 00:57:35,850
Really?
817
00:57:36,090 --> 00:57:37,173
I swear we will.
818
00:57:37,413 --> 00:57:39,455
Oh, thank you, Gwizdo!
819
00:57:39,695 --> 00:57:41,210
But but you and
820
00:57:42,457 --> 00:57:43,656
You're not hurt?
821
00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:44,893
Nope.
822
00:57:45,132 --> 00:57:46,734
I just fell down there.
823
00:57:48,968 --> 00:57:51,289
You... but that
that's immoral.
824
00:57:51,529 --> 00:57:52,967
Do you realize what
a fright you gave us?
825
00:57:53,207 --> 00:57:54,530
You were really scared?
826
00:57:54,770 --> 00:57:56,131
Of course I was!
827
00:57:56,371 --> 00:57:58,529
That means you love me.
828
00:58:02,806 --> 00:58:04,004
What?
829
00:58:04,254 --> 00:58:05,845
Uh, mmm, all all
right, party's over, guys!
830
00:58:06,085 --> 00:58:08,252
We've got us a
World-Gobbler to slay.
831
00:58:55,442 --> 00:58:57,360
What's that giant tree?
832
00:59:04,926 --> 00:59:07,083
"It's for scale, sir."
833
00:59:10,286 --> 00:59:12,002
That noise, what is that?
834
00:59:12,242 --> 00:59:13,086
Is that an earthquake?
835
00:59:13,326 --> 00:59:16,318
No, it was snoring.
836
00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:18,878
We have to find him.
837
00:59:19,118 --> 00:59:20,921
Ugh.
838
01:00:20,873 --> 01:00:22,197
Eeeh?!
839
01:00:37,357 --> 01:00:39,390
Agrrrr, Grrrrrr!
840
01:00:42,795 --> 01:00:44,156
Run for cover!
841
01:00:44,396 --> 01:00:46,314
Monster bat?
842
01:00:48,232 --> 01:00:49,948
My nightmare.
843
01:00:51,636 --> 01:00:53,909
That's the skeleton
dragon from my nightmares!
844
01:01:25,985 --> 01:01:27,788
Lian-Chu, come back!
845
01:01:46,104 --> 01:01:47,341
Ugh!
846
01:02:08,744 --> 01:02:10,624
Lian-Chu, no!
847
01:02:40,216 --> 01:02:42,499
Help, Lian-Chu!
848
01:03:03,653 --> 01:03:05,619
I'm sorry, Gwizdo.
849
01:03:05,858 --> 01:03:07,258
We're all going to die!
850
01:03:07,498 --> 01:03:08,937
ZoƩ, look at me!
851
01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:10,020
We've gotta believe!
852
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:11,257
Isn't that what you said?
853
01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:13,655
So hang on, hang on, hang on!
854
01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:16,090
I believe, I believe, I believe!
855
01:03:27,895 --> 01:03:29,093
I believe, I believe,
856
01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:32,258
I believe, I believe, I believe!
857
01:03:41,694 --> 01:03:43,736
Lian-Chu!
858
01:04:23,408 --> 01:04:25,124
Lian-Chu!
859
01:04:33,371 --> 01:04:34,963
Leave them alone!
860
01:04:51,207 --> 01:04:54,324
I do not fear you, ugly thing.
861
01:04:54,564 --> 01:04:57,603
My heart is pure as
a fresh-water spring!
862
01:05:31,722 --> 01:05:33,362
Haaa!
863
01:05:49,482 --> 01:05:51,160
Get up, Lian-Chu!
864
01:06:01,353 --> 01:06:03,875
Go for it, Lian-Chu, go!
865
01:06:04,115 --> 01:06:06,196
You can do it, Lian-Chu!
866
01:07:52,628 --> 01:07:54,863
Everything is real pretty now.
867
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:05,066
Now, over there
will be the barn.
868
01:08:05,306 --> 01:08:07,626
Uh oh, and there,
the chicken coops.
869
01:08:07,866 --> 01:08:09,180
What do you mean?
870
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:11,059
Our little farm, old buddy!
871
01:08:11,309 --> 01:08:12,661
With sheep for your wool!
872
01:08:15,106 --> 01:08:16,746
And there, the mill for bread,
873
01:08:16,985 --> 01:08:18,146
a big mill.
874
01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:19,901
And over there, your sheep barn.
875
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:23,420
And when I say sheep barn,
I mean a real sheep barn.
876
01:08:34,103 --> 01:08:35,857
And here, our house...
877
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:44,056
with your bedroom, my bedroom...
878
01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:48,861
and ZoƩ's bedroom!
879
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,376
A big room, huh?
880
01:08:50,615 --> 01:08:52,457
With a view of the
flying bunny rabbits
881
01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:53,742
for whenever she comes to see us
882
01:08:53,981 --> 01:08:55,142
during the holidays, right?
883
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:56,254
Yes!
884
01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:04,098
Niarf, hehehe, zzooocooool!
885
01:09:04,338 --> 01:09:06,457
So we're gonna go pick
up Uncle Arnie's cash?
886
01:09:06,697 --> 01:09:08,413
We certainly deserve it.
887
01:09:38,332 --> 01:09:39,655
Where are my noble knights?
888
01:09:43,894 --> 01:09:46,934
Uh, but but, my great
and wealthy Lord, we're here.
889
01:09:47,174 --> 01:09:48,497
You?
890
01:09:48,737 --> 01:09:50,491
Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo,
you know, dragon hunters!
891
01:09:54,653 --> 01:09:56,130
All right, look,
isn't that your "X"
892
01:09:56,370 --> 01:09:57,568
at the bottom of this parchment?
893
01:09:57,808 --> 01:09:59,170
All right, enough of this.
894
01:09:59,410 --> 01:10:01,088
I don't see any hunters.
895
01:10:01,327 --> 01:10:03,533
What I see are two
coarse and lowly rogues.
896
01:10:03,773 --> 01:10:05,451
With all due respect, my Lord,
897
01:10:05,691 --> 01:10:07,532
I do believe I did warn you!
898
01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:09,526
But but, Uncle,
it's really true.
899
01:10:09,776 --> 01:10:11,252
Lian-Chu killed
the World-Gobbler.
900
01:10:11,492 --> 01:10:12,614
That's why you've been cured
901
01:10:12,854 --> 01:10:13,966
and nature has blossomed,
902
01:10:14,206 --> 01:10:15,453
and there are little
bunnies everywhere
903
01:10:15,692 --> 01:10:17,169
And you, little runaway,
904
01:10:17,409 --> 01:10:18,886
your tall tales will
get you nowhere.
905
01:10:19,135 --> 01:10:20,247
They're not tall tales!
906
01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:22,050
Lian-Chu is a hero!
907
01:10:22,290 --> 01:10:24,208
Out of my sight, insolent girl!
908
01:10:24,447 --> 01:10:27,967
Your eyes are even more
inside out than before ugh!
909
01:10:28,206 --> 01:10:30,489
Off to the convent, little pest!
910
01:10:30,728 --> 01:10:33,164
So much the better...
911
01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:36,329
'cause I'd rather go to
the Crookedtooth convent
912
01:10:36,568 --> 01:10:38,045
than live with a
bitter, heartless,
913
01:10:38,285 --> 01:10:40,970
ugly, old fart who
doesn't even love me.
914
01:10:41,210 --> 01:10:43,127
ZoƩ, get back here immediately!
915
01:10:43,367 --> 01:10:44,767
ZoƩ's right!
916
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,762
You're really a
loser, and, besides,
917
01:10:47,011 --> 01:10:48,363
you're mean to little girls!
918
01:10:48,603 --> 01:10:49,802
You don't know ZoƩ.
919
01:10:50,051 --> 01:10:51,403
She's kind, she's courageous
920
01:10:51,643 --> 01:10:53,005
and she's intelligent!
921
01:10:53,244 --> 01:10:55,527
And she deserves so much
better than a a dishonest,
922
01:10:55,766 --> 01:10:57,205
self-centered,
miserly old uncle!
923
01:10:57,444 --> 01:11:00,283
And with all the respect I
have for the boogers in my nose,
924
01:11:00,523 --> 01:11:02,603
I'd like to know what
Lord Arnold The Buttwipe
925
01:11:02,843 --> 01:11:05,365
has to say about that?
926
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,485
Ow!
927
01:11:14,724 --> 01:11:18,119
Ooh, I tell you, kings are
not respectable people.
928
01:11:18,368 --> 01:11:20,881
It was when you called
him Arnold The Buttwipe
929
01:11:21,121 --> 01:11:22,482
that he really got mad.
930
01:11:22,722 --> 01:11:24,400
Hey, hey, just a sec
there, Mr. Coward.
931
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:25,762
You could have done something!
932
01:11:26,002 --> 01:11:26,960
Why?
933
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,725
You did a great job on your own.
934
01:11:28,965 --> 01:11:30,202
A great job?
935
01:11:30,441 --> 01:11:31,525
Are you pulling my leg?
936
01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:33,040
If it wasn't for you,
937
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,802
ZoƩ would have gotten
spanked on her bare bottom.
938
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,365
Hmm.
939
01:11:39,599 --> 01:11:42,764
You know, you're right!
940
01:11:45,525 --> 01:11:47,875
Do you think we'll see
ZoƩ again someday?
941
01:11:48,124 --> 01:11:49,275
Forget about her, buddy.
942
01:11:49,524 --> 01:11:51,078
I mean, look at us,
nothing's changed.
943
01:11:51,317 --> 01:11:53,437
We're still two coarse
and lowly rogues,
944
01:11:53,676 --> 01:11:57,522
just good for getting our
butts kicked by royalty.
945
01:11:57,762 --> 01:11:59,842
Hey, wait up for
me, noble knights!
946
01:12:00,082 --> 01:12:01,079
Whaaa? Zee girl?!
947
01:12:01,319 --> 01:12:02,681
ZoƩ, what are you doing here?
948
01:12:02,921 --> 01:12:04,954
The old Crookedtooth
isn't my style.
949
01:12:06,402 --> 01:12:09,154
I'm gonna go live on the
little farm with you guys.
950
01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:11,081
What little farm?
951
01:12:11,321 --> 01:12:14,553
You know, the one you dream of.
952
01:12:14,802 --> 01:12:18,359
With the big mill and
the barn and sheep...
953
01:12:18,599 --> 01:12:19,951
for wool!
954
01:12:23,634 --> 01:12:24,880
ZoƩ...
955
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,316
I love you!
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