All language subtitles for 5EF86ACF47D29A66A383375C8C1BD9AE_eng (LEGENDS OF OZ)

Thank you both for coming.

Emerald City needs all the heart
and courage it can get right now.

Got your back, straw
man. You can count on us.

Oh? You can count now, can you?

Oh, boy. Sounds like
somebody needs an oil change.

What'd you do? Forget
to prime your pump?

Oh, very brave. I think that
crown has gone to your head.

Can it, rust bucket!
Oh, how dare you!

I'll show you how! Come
on, funnel-head! Let's go!

Clank, clank, clank!
Anybody in here?

Oh, yeah. That just happened.

Break it up, you two knuckleheads.
We're in a grave situation here!

Ah, sorry. Yeah.

I-I guess we're all a little
on edge, huh? Copy that.

But with all of Oz at risk, I
need you two to stand guard...

while I try to contact Dorothy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa! “Contact Dorothy”? How?

I'm a genius, remember?

But she's probably
forgotten all about us by now.

Whoa,yeah. It's
been a long time.

For us my friends, yes. But time in
Oz passes differently than in her world.

It's been years since she
destroyed the Wicked Witches,

but to her it's going to
seem like only yesterday.

Well, let's hope she
got a good night's sleep.

Now, you two keep an eye
on that broomstick while I-

- Oh, too late!
- Secure the chamber!

We've got to get
through to Dorothy.

Dorothy. Scarecrow to Dorothy.

Come in, Dorothy.
Come in, Dorothy.

Dorothy!

Toto.

We're home.

Em, over here. Look at this.

That twister took out
everything in its path.

Knocked the house
right off its foundation.

Do you think we can
fix it? I don't know.

That's an awful lot of damage.

Uncle Henry!

Auntie Em?

Dorothy?

Oh. Dorothy.

It's not fair!

Oh, I know, sweetie.

It's not fair. But
it's just a house.

If we have to find another
one, we'll find another one.

No. We can't just
leave. Dorothy,

we gotta face facts.

Look at the barn.
Look at the house.

We'll have to have it all appraised,
but we shouldn't get our hopes up.

Move back. Move back.

We need to create a halo of
safety around this disaster area.

Thank you.

Excuse me. This is our home.

Your home.

A home is where you
live. This is a disaster area.

Oh. Can this not be adjusted?

Then do it. Thanks so much.

- And who are you?
- I'm the Appraiser.

Are you with the government?
I didn't see a badge.

Don't be rude, Dorothy.

Oh, outspoken.

We're... government adjacent.

Hmm. Broken support
beams, cracked concr-

Are you writing this
down? Thank you.

Cracked concrete footing.

Ah! Hey!

- What do you think you're doing?
- That thing was about to fall.

I probably just saved your life.
But I don't need any recognition.

Just doing my job.

Now, I've made a
thorough assessment,

and I'm afraid you'll have
to vacate immediately.

What? Read this.

There's no reason to
kick us out. We can fix it.

Dorothy, hold on. I'll
fix it myself if Ilhave to.

So sorry, but according
to the state of Kansas,

the fate of this property
is decided by me,

not some little girl.

Flea-bitten, dirty,
possibly rabid-

You, do something useful.

You've got until...

sunset to vacate the premises.

Meet me at the shelter
in town to sign the

paperwork, or we'll be
back to throw you out!

Oh, oh-Good seeing ya.

Well, that's that.

Better start packing. What? No!

You heard what the man said.

If he says the house is
unsafe, I won't have you in it.

Who is he to decide that?

It's totally-it's-it's fixable.

These are grown-up
decisions, Dorothy.

Sorry, but you're gonna
have to leave this to us.

Well, I'm not leaving.
This is our home.

Dorothy!

Let's give her
a little time, Em.

She's been through a lot.

Anybody home?

Look, Toto, we can fix this.

Shh. You'll scare them.

Hmm.

I On just' a gust of wind I

Come on, sweetie.

Oh. Oh, how pretty.

Huh.

It must be some
kind of optical illusion.

That's no illusion, Toto.

Run!

Help, Toto!

Help! Screaming 1

Dorothy!

Hi, kiddo! Scarecrow?

What is this? What's happening?

We're flying you back to Oz in
a rainbow mover. I invented it.

Show-off. Cowardly Lion?

It's just Lion now.

See? Oh, my. Dorothy.

Hi, Tin Man.

I am so overjoyed to see you.

You guys, dragging me into a
giant rainbow really scared me.

I can only imagine
how you must feel.

Trapped alone in a giant
rainbow. Surrounded by colors.

It must be just horrible! Oh!

Ever since he got his heart,
he's been all over the place.

I never had emotions before.

I just want to try them all out.

Dorothy, we don't
have much time.

There's trouble in Oz, and
only you-threatening the land-

and you are the only
one who can stop-

What's that noise?

Hold that door!

What's going on?
Hang on, Dorothy.

We'll explain everything
when you get here.

Where?

Emerald City! I-In
the Wizard's chamber.

Oh, no. Monkeys!

Dorothy. Scarecrow to
Dorothy. Come in, Dorothy.

The door-Scarecrow to Dorothy.

Is starting to give!

I've lost contact with
Dorothy. I can't get her back!

I can't hold it!

Time's up!

Aaah!

Hurry!

Come on!

Oof!

I can't believe it, Toto.

We're really back in Oz.

Wait. Scarecrow?

Scarecrow!

Oh, great.

Come on, Toto. We've
got to get to Emerald City.

It sounds like the
guys are in trouble.

If only Glinda were here.
She'd know what to do.

Now, now. Oops.

No, don't push. I'm
coming right along.

Please, if-

If you would just give
me my wand back.

Oh, now, you don't
want to do that.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Magic in the wrong hands
can be a very dangerous thing.

Oh, Glinda.

Sweet Glinda.

Ah, the Jester.

I am so thrilled to
have you as my guest.

I'm captivated.

Isn't it wonderful...

when two great
powers as you and I...

meet face-to-face,

Peer-to-peer, toe-to-toe?

My, but you're... silly.

“Silly”? By “silly,” surely
you mean diabolical.

Laughs 1 No?

You're laughing.

It's the costume, isn't it?

I know, I know. Hard
to take me seriously.

It's my curse. Literally.

I can't take this off... ever.

My wicked sister did this to me
with one of her funny little spells.

I knew your sister all too well.

I never knew she
had a sense of humor.

it's not funny to me!

But now I'm ready to embrace
a whole new role as ruler of Oz.

And you're gonna give me your
Good Ozkeeping seal of approval.

But I don't approve.

The Land of Oz is already
falling into ruin because of you.

No good can come
from the reign of a fool.

Agh, Glinda.

Glinda, Glinda, Glinda.

You are such a disappointment,
just like all the others.

What have you done to them?

Even a fool has a few
tricks up his sleeve.

The magic of that broomstick
belongs to someone else.

Uh-uh-uh.

But with this little baby,

the magic is magnified
and becomes all mine.

Dorothy Gale will stop you.

She will find a way back
to Oz, and she will stop you!

Ooh. “Dorothy
Gale will stop you.”

Aren't I quivering?

Where once your
living soul did dwell,

now is nothing
but an empty shell!

Now do you approve?

You rule, O generous Jester.

Attagirl.

Aw, come on! What is that?

To my tower. Fly!

Now just around this corner,

I'm sure there's a buttress
we can slide down. Wait!

That's the window
we escaped from.

We're just going
around in circles!

Hmm. Some genius
you turned out to be.

Listen to that racket.

How ironic to get a heart,
only to have it attack me.

Oh, the pain! The pain!

Gadzooks! I just realized
something horrible.

Oh, that is horrible. Empathy!

Horror! Fear!

How about I jump in there
and tear 'em all apart?

Just rip 'em limb from limb!

Let's use brains, not brawn.

Oh.

Wait a minute.

I have a brilliant plan.

Ah, relief. Is it a...

tear them all limb
from limb plan?

Nope. it's the tear
him limb from limb plan.

Wha-

Show me the girl.

Not a toy! No
touchies! No touchies!

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Show me the girl.

Show her to me, please.

Aaah! The only person
who could threaten my plan...

is here in Oz, and
I don't know where.

Do you know how
annoying that is?

I can't let her beat me.
My plan is almost complete.

And you better figure
out a way to help me,

or you'll be grounded, and you
can kiss your wings good-bye.

Oh. Ah!

Haven't we been
though this before?

I don't speak monkey.

Come on, Toto. Let's go
find the yellow brick road.

That's her? That's Dorothy Gale,
the witch slayer from Kansas?

Why she's just a little girl.

And she's headed
for Candy County.

Oh! Well, I'll just let
her taste their treats.

Then their justice.

You!

Ready your minions. We're
going to double our efforts.

Go to the Emerald City.

Join the others.

And don't come back without that
scarecrow, that lion and that tin can!

I'll take care of the girl.

Fly! Fly! Fly, my babies!

Now for a little insurance.

Moon and Earth and stars align.

Show the wayward girl a sign.

Oh, Toto. This doesn't
look like the Oz I remember.

Emerald City must
be in that direction.

I think. Correct!

Though I'm not sure I
would advise you to go.

Lately, many are going,
but few are returning.

Whoa. You are a really fa-

fabulous... owl.

Oh. You're very kind.
I usually hear “fat.”

But, of course, my theory is that
I'm just not quite the right height.

If I were twice as
tall, for instance-Ooh!

Aaah! Ow! Whoo!

OW! Oh!

Oh! Oh, Oh! OW!

Aaah! Uh, are you okay?

Physically? Yes.

But I do have a large piece of
bark lodged in my hindquarters-

Oh! Sorry. I'm giving you
too much information, aren't I?

I do that. My name is Wiser.

Nice to meet you,
Wiser. I'm Dorothy Gale.

The famous Dorothy Gale.

And Toto.

I'm a really big
fan of your work.

Timber!

Wow, you really-
Know everything?

And-Finish other people's
sentences? Oh, no, I'm doing it again!

I'm sorry. I can't help it.

I'll just go. Farewell,
Dorothy and Toto.

No, w-wait.

I need to get to Emerald City, and I
can't seem to find the yellow brick-

House? Wall? Fireplace? Road.

Oh, of course. Why would you
be looking for a yellow brick wall?

That's silly, at the very least.

There's the high road, and then there's the
low road. I know every square acre of Oz.

But why would you want me to come with
you? I'm a miserable traveling companion.

- I talk incessantly.
- Yes, I-

I require frequent
rest stops at which, I

should warn you, I will
also talk incessantly.

It's a terrible habit, I know.
But habits are hard to break.

If we could break them,
they wouldn't be habits.

That's okay. I was hoping
maybe you could... fly me there.

In what?

Oh. Oh, you mean me?

I suppose I could do
that. Only... I can't fly.

I mean, I could
in the past, but-

There's no need
to be embarrassed.

Maybe you could
just point the way.

Ah. Actually, it's
in this direction.

I know a shortcut
through Candy County.

But I must warn you, if we're to travel
through Candy County, there's one rule.

What is that? You
must obey the signs.

Which will be difficult
since I'm quite hungry!

Whoa.

Y-You did say obey
the signs, right?

Right.

They must have changed
the rules. Follow me!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Toto!

Halt! You are under arrest.

You are all under arrest.

- Under arrest?
- Yes.

Sorry to say, you
have broken the law.

I'm being arrested by
a giant marshmallow?

Marshal Mallow. Second in command
of the garrison at Candy County.

What did we do?

Violation of section
eight, paragraph 12 of...

- penal code 16165.
- Penal code 16165.

- Eating candy.
- But we didn't know.

I'm so very sorry, but
there is thorough signage.

They didn't say that before.

Cuff 'em.

Mmm, licorice.

Don't even think about
eating the restraints.

And no licking!

What are you gonna do with us?

We're taking you to
the Candy Courthouse,

where you will be tried
by Judge Jawbreaker-

- The Hanging Judge?
- the Hanging-

- I was going to say that.
- Sorry. I do that.

He really does.

Forward, march!

Are you sure this is gonna work?

Trust me. I've got
it all figured out.

Easy for you to say.

Ready, set-

Run!

“Run”? That's the plan?

Mm-hmm. Engaging neural
synaptic simulation sequence.

Holy smokes! They must
have called for reinforcements.

What do we do now?
Abort! Abort! Abort!

Jump!

Ow.

Yikes!

Ouch!

Look out! Oh!

Don't lose my head!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Left.

Ah! No, no, no!

Oh!

Sudden severe disappointment.

Ow!

Perfect!

Perfect?

They're leaving
Emerald City, aren't they?

Dorothy can now safely
retrieve our message. Oh.

Actually, that is perfect.

Yeah, apart from
being trapped in a sack.

Order in the court!

Order! Order!

What's the charge?

Violation of penal code 16165.

- Eating candy, milord.
- Eating candy?

That's the worst offense
on the Glycemic Index!

Quiet in the peanut gallery.

What do the defendants plead?

Guilty as charged. Who are you?

I'm your legal defense team.
Why did you plead guilty?

Because this is his
499th arrest. Mm-hmm.

Well then, it's time
to set an example.

But the sign said, “Eat
all the candy you want.”

Your Honor, they are entitled to a
verdict from a jury of their Peeps.

Oh, all right. What
say ye, Peeps?

What are they saying?
Peep, peep, peep a-cheep.

Can't you hear that?

Guilty!

Let the punishment
fit the crime.

I hereby sentence you to death!

I knew they'd go nuts for that.

Death? For eating candy?

Marshal Mallow? Milord?

I hereby order you to
execute uh, uh, the execution.

- Me?
- Yes, you.

But as an officer in
the Candy County Army,

I can only follow orders
from General Candy Apple.

Bosh. Excuse me, Your Judgeship.

- Names, please?
- What for?

Your death certificates.

- Wiser.
- Wiser with a “Z”?

- Wiser with an -
And your name is?

Dorothy. Dorothy Gale.

Dorothy Gale?

The-The witch slaying
girl from Kansas?

Well, sort of.

Mallow, approach the bench!

What the devil's
food is going on here?

Are you trying to
make me look like a fool?

Of course not, milord.

This girl is one of the greatest
heroes Oz has ever known!

She's well above reproach!

You should know that!
Everyone knows that!

What do they teach you
in the academy anyway?

As Lord High
Judge of this court,

I hereby commute
the death sentence.

Free the prisoners!

Yes, milord,

but the charges must stand until
General Candy Apple can be found.

Well, where in confection is he?

He was called to Emerald City days
ago but should have been back by now.

Then I suggest, Marshal
Mallow, you go find him.

Whew! Well, I don't
know about anyone else,

but I could really go
for-for a little snack.

Too soon? Yes, I think so.

Inappropriate.

I'm terribly, terribly
sorry for all this, milady.

It's just that I am duty bound
to follow the general's orders.

It's okay. Yes, we understand.

I can't fathom what's
taking him so long to return.

Well, we're going to Emerald
City. You're welcome to join us.

L-Is that an order?

No, no, it's an invitation.

Well, in that case,
I-I believe I can.

Wow, what a great wall.

It's made of china.

What a great wall of china.

Halt!

State your name and business.

My name is Dorothy,

and this is Marshal
Mallow and Wiser.

We're trying to get through
to the yellow brick road.

In order to cross the wall,
you'll need permission...

from Her Royal Highness, the
princess of Dainty China Country.

Ooh, ooh. Oh, so pretty.

That was a warning shot.

Oh, we should, um,
respect their national borders.

Good comrade, sir,

may we request an audience
with the Dainty China princess?

No. She's otherwise engaged.

I mean, she's busy
getting engaged.

She's welcoming suitors today.

Suitors. Hmm.
H-He-He's a suitor.

Which one?

Marshal Mallow is the suitor,

and he would like to ask for the
hand of the Dainty China princess.

Oh. The princess? Oh.
Well, why didn't you say so?

Escort the giants in!

Open the gates!

But I don't want to be a suitor.
I don't want to get married.

What if she's cute?

Appearance isn't everything.
The name's Mallow, not “Shallow.”

Touché.

Now get in there.
You'll do great.

Figures and figurines,

may I present the
Royal Highness,

the princess of
Dainty China Country.

Wow! She's beautiful.

Oh!

Ta.

Daddy!

Suitor three.

Oh! So I suppose
that's a “no” then, is it?

Fine.

Menders, over here. Get
some glue, and lots of it.

Well, you can't win
them all, eh? Ow!

Oh! No! Oh, dear!

Oh, careful! Excuse me.
I'm still talking to the lady!

Put me down! Next.

Your-Your Hi-Hineyness.

I mean, Your Shininess. Uh-

Go on. Keep going.

Uh, I-I mean, Your, um-

it seems the man made of
marshmallow is all mushy-mouthed.

Solid ground, shift and shake.

Where once was
calm soon will quake!

No!

Hup,hup,hup,hup,
hup,hup,hup,hup,hup,hup.

Tell me the truth.
How bad is it?

You're still without flaw.

Oh! Thank goodness.

Milady. How is the city?

How many broken?

No one broken, but
many cracked and chipped.

And the city is
severely damaged.

That was a very heroic
thing you did back there.

Just doing my duty.

We have a mission of
the utmost importance.

Menders, take that man
to the hospital. Quickly!

Excuse me? Your Highness.

May we please pass through your
country on the yellow brick road?

No. You'll have to go around.

But that could take weeks,
and my friends are in danger.

Who do you think you are,

interrupting royal business
with your petty travel plans?

Can't you see we're in
a state of emergency?

Yes, I do see. My
home is in trouble too.

Perhaps you can make an
exception for Miss Dorothy Gale?

Oh! Oh.

So this is the famous girl who
vanquishes wicked witches.

I thought you'd
be taller. Milady,

she is a very resourceful
young woman.

Ah. Perhaps you'd
rather be a suitor to her.

- That's not what I meant.
- Silence!

Oh.

These are troubled times in Oz.

Behind our great
wall, we are safe.

Now and again the Jester sends
an earthquake or two just to rattle us.

But never one so big.

He must really be
angry about something...

Of someone.

This is your fault.

What? Now just a min-

Don't deny it.

You wanted a little shortcut,

so you forced your way in and
brought the Jester's anger with you!

I don't know any Jester.

I'm just trying to get to Emerald
City to see the Scarecrow.

Maybe I can help
your people somehow.

You're just a little girl from
Kansas. What could you possibly do?

But I-She doesn't
even have a title.

I'm going with you.

What?

- I'm going with you.
- No, milady.

You mustn't go. You could be
fractured before you reach the river.

If I don't go, we
could all be broken.

Then I will send the
royal guard with you.

No, that won't be necessary.

Marshal Mallow
will keep me safe.

You have my word, milady.

My dear people,

Miss Dorothy Gale, the witch slaying
giant from Kansas, and her friends,

will accompany
me as my servants...

on a mission to
Emerald City to meet...

with the Scarecrow.

With his eminent wisdom,

we will surely find a way to
end the Jester's reign of tyranny.

Bow to me.

Huh? Bow to me.

Lower.

Not to worry, my dear people.

What in the Land of
Oz is taking so long?

Ha-ha! They're here!

Oh, I do so love
having important guests.

Distinguished company, welcome.

You always tie your company up?

As a matter of fact... yes.

Are those real... people?

They were real people.

But now they're
better than real.

As puppets, they
still act like people...

when I want them to.

Dance!

Mu Waltz ]

You can't make someone
do that against their will.

Dancing is very personal.

Yeah, dancing is a very
per-very personal thing.

I can make them
do whatever I want.

I pull the strings! Literally!

I Ana' spitefully
made me a clown I

Hotfoot!

Stop bouncing.

You're going to scuff my finish.

- I'm just walking.
- You're bouncing.

This is very uncomfortable.

I hope you're not gonna
be like this the whole trip.

I am a princess! Remember?

Yuck.

More destruction.

Where are we?

This is the Munchkin River, Your
Highness. It leads to Emerald City.

It looks like the yellow
brick road ends here.

Oh, great. What do we do now?

Make camp and wait for orders?

We'll build a boat.

And what, pray tell, will we,

or rather, you, build
this boat out of?

- The owl?
- Uh, no.

We'll figure it out.
How hard can it be?

There are trees everywhere.

Ow! Hey!

Sorry. So sorry. I-

How would you like it if I just walked
up to you and broke your arm off?

Ow! I didn't mean any harm.

We're trying to
get to Emerald City.

And to do it we need
wood... to build a boat.

- A boat!
- A boat?

You want to build a boat?
You've got a lot of nerve.

Not my idea.

Hey, I know her.

Isn't she the one that stole
the apples off Uncle Manny?

- What?
- That's her.

Ow, ouch, ow! Boy, those
trees really hold a grudge.

At least we're out of range.

Ow. And stay out!

Take me.

Take me.

I would like to volunteer these old
timbers as material for your boat.

Oh, no. We could
never hurt a talking tree.

At least not on purpose.

I'm 978 years old.

And honestly, I don't
have many rings left.

I can stay here and rot,
taking up someone else's sun,

or I can come with you and be part of
something important, something great.

I don't know what to
say. Except thank you.

Oh, this is a very brave
sacrifice you're making.

No sap off my brow.

J" Work with me J"

Whoa!

I I'll build a boat' It's
the next' best' thing I

We need to truss that up there.

Come on, you
guys. Lift it up there.

What the heck?

Anchors aweigh!

Good job!

There, all finished.

I think we should call it Tugg.

Hey, I like that. Climb
aboard, everybody.

Catch you later!

Here we go!

Tugg, you do make
a wonderful boat.

Well, thank you, Princess.

Land ho!

Oh, my.

What happened to this place?

It used to be... so beautiful.

Hello?

Lion? Scarecrow?

Tin Man?

it's totally abandoned.

Scary, huh?

What a mess.

General?

Scarecrow? General
Candy Apple, sir?

They've all gone.

P-Perhaps they're having lunch.

The courteous thing to do
would be to come back later.

M-Much later. Hoo.

This is where the
broomstick should be.

No wonder things
are going wrong.

Oh, look. it's a prismatic tubular
inter-dimensional transporter device.

What? Huh?

In simpler terms,
it's a rainbow mover.

This is the machine
that brought me here.

Technically the rainbow brought you
here. The machine created the rainbow.

It's sort of a
chicken-and-the-egg thing.

- Ahem.
- Ooh, sorry.

Oh, my gosh. Dorothy,
that might be for you.

What are the odds of
that? 65 to 2? I mean-

Dorothy, we don't
have much time.

There's trouble in Oz,
and only you can help us.

An evil Jester is
threatening the land.

His power comes from a magic scepter
he has at his castle. The scepter is-

Well, well, well. If it isn't
the famous Dorothy Gale.

You stay away from her!

I'm not talking
to you, puff ball.

Hoe-hoe.

I, the princess of
Dainty-Silence!

All right, Jester, what have
you done with my friends?

Your friends?

What a coincidence. Why,
I've got them right here.

See?

- They have all the comforts of home.
- Yikes!

Central heating.

- Running water.
- No!

And the coziest accommodations
imaginable. Save yourself, Dorothy!

You let them go!

I give the orders
around here now.

So if you know
what's good for you,

you'll hop in your little rainbow mover
and go back to Kansas where you belong!

- No.
- Either do as I say or die!

Mallow, grab her!

Right, milady.

Owl my!

Oh, why don't you
sing me a song, eh?

Tugg! Tugg, let's move it!

What's the rush?

- Flying monkeys!
- Flying monkeys?

Dorothy, take cover.
I'll fight them off.

Here they come.

- Goodness me!
- Oh!

Hey! What do you
think you're doing?

Stop! Stop!

Can't this old barge
move any faster?

Hang on!

Just try and keep up.

Take that!

Tugg, stay to the right!
Head for that cave!

Aye, aye, Your Highness.

They're on us!

No! No, no, no, no,
no! You cowards!

You're letting her get away!

Why do I have to do
everything myself?

They're not coming
in. They've left us.

They must be afraid of
the dark! Ha! Nyctophobia!

Ha! They act so tough.

But I bet they sleep
with a night-light on.

Silly, scaredy-

I can't see a thing.

Me neither! I'm terrified!

You're nocturnal. Get a grip.

Hey, I think I see a way out.

What?

Fireflies!

I haven't seen you guys in
ages. Where have you been?

Oh, they're-They're beautiful!

That's the prettiest
thing I've ever seen.

Milady.

Oh, how romantic.

Where do you think we're headed?

Whoa.

By that compass, we
are heading northwest,

which means this little tributary
will take us to the Jester's castle.

Yes! Perfect! That's great.

Under cover of darkness, we
can belly crawl past the guards-

Then we can sneak
in and free my friends.

Ah! We have a plan.

Oh, there's a fork up ahead.

Which way should we go?

Let's follow the fireflies.
They seem to know.

Looks like right... is right.

Thank you, fireflies.

Aha! it's the least I could do.

Have a nice ride!

See you next fall!

Oh, no. It's a trap.

Tugg, turn back!

I can't! The current
is too strong!

Oh!

Whoa!

Everyone, hold on tight!

Good-bye, Dorothy Gale.

Good-bye.

Say good-bye to
Dorothy Gale, everyone.

Let that be a
lesson to all of you.

Don't... mess...
with the Jester!

What have you done?

Mmm.

Oh.

Is everyone okay?

You all right?

Yes, ma'am. Wiser?

Hmm? Affirmative.

Toto?

- Tugg?
- Oh. A few splinters.

China Princess?

China Princess?

Princess!

China Princess!

Oh, no.

Oh. I should have protected her.

I neglected my duty.

Mmm.

Where are you going?

I'm going to confront
the Jester myself.

I can't let anyone
else get hurt.

- We won't let you go alone.
- Don't follow me.

- But we've come this far.
- That's an order.

How? How is it
possible she survived?

Foiling those stupid
monkeys is one thing,

but surviving my
waterfall trick?

I mean, that's a good trick!

Positively... humiliating.

Idiot! This is all your fault!

Dorothy would be dead by now if
it weren't for this abysmal failure.

Your abysmal failure, pal.

How dare you ruin my perfect
record of jesterly awfulness?

Well, don't say I didn't warn
you, you fuzzy evolutionary reject.

You're grounded!

Ready the castle! Roll out the
welcome mat for Miss Dorothy Gale.

She's going to get the kind
of reception that's to die for.

Ow!

Is there anything I can do?

Yes. Get some help.

How?

Oh, I don't know,
smart guy! Figure it out.

Forgive me.

Ah!

Ooh! Ooh! You're flying.

You're flying!

I am?lam!

Ouch!

I mean, I mean,
it's been a long time.

I will find help, but I don't
know how long I can stay up.

Believe in yourself, soldier.

Dorothy's life depends on it!

Sir. Yes, sir.

Ooh, ooh.

Ow.

Ooh!

Well, this is it, Toto.

Hmm.

Glinda!

Oh, Glinda! I'm
so glad to see you.

Hello, Dorothy and Toto.

Welcome to the
Jester's wonderful palace.

Glinda, what's wrong?

Nothing is wrong.

Everything is simply delightful.

Oh, no!

What has that horrible
Jester done to you?

The Jester isn't horrible.

He's the most generous
Jester who ever lived.

All hail the Jester!

All hail the Jester! The
generous Jester of Oz!

Scarecrow! Tin Man!

Lion!

Glinda. Somebody, help!

All hail the Jester! The
generous Jester of Oz!

What's wrong with all of
you? Why won't you help me?

Because I...

don't want them to!

Thanks, everybody!

Job well done.
Back to your cubbies.

Thank you.

All hail! All hail!

Aren't they just marvelous?

And so obedient.

What have you done to them?

Don't worry. I won't
let them kick the bucket.

Besides, buckets are your
weapon of choice, aren't they?

Like the one full of water
you threw on my sister.

Your sister?

The Wicked Witch? But
I didn't mean to kill her.

Oh, don't apologize.

After all, she was wicked.

And if it wasn't
for your meddling,

this little baby might never
have found its rightful master.

The witch's broomstick!

I gave that to the Wizard
for the protection of Oz.

You stole it! It belongs to me!

And no little girl from Kansas
is going to take it away!

Where once your
living soul did dwell-

Ah!

Get me outta here!
I can't see a thing!

Good work, Toto! Great job.

Dorothy.

Is that you?

Oh, I was so worried about you.

I'm so glad you
guys are all right.

Aw, I think things are better by
the minute now that you're here.

We were worried about you too.

You are very brave
to come and rescue us.

That's not good!
Get me outta here!

Your heart is stronger than
the Jester's magic any day.

Ah!

It's beyond belief.

Come back here, you
fuzzy freak of nature!

Come on!
- Right behind you, kiddo.

Let me at 'em!

You!

Oh, I see.

Someone is feeling pouty.

I think I've let you hold
that scepter long enough.

Now give it back!

You!

Flea-bitten, dirty,
possibly rabid-

Not you.

This you. Just throw it to me!

No! Throw it to me!

Hey, back off, or I
drop the little dog.

Toto!

Sixty-two degrees north,
with a radial arc of 2.5-

Please, tell me you're
calculating how I can eat 'im!

Tin Man, present arm.

Loading concentric
projectile trajectory schematic.

No!

Toto!

Whoa!

Wiser, you're flying!

I know! I-I am!

Isn't it fantastic?
Oh, thank goodness.

Yeah.

It's a simple matter
of wind speed...

thrust and-

Aah! OW! Oh! Ooh!

Oh! Ooh! Bravery.

I was going to say weight.

Aha!

No!

Tugg! Look at you!

Call me Tank now.

Dorothy Gale! Dorothy!

Princess, you're okay!

Fractured, but not broken.

Why are people always
helping Dorothy Gale?

Ouch!

Troops deploy!

The cavalry has arrived! Hooray!

Oh! This is all your fault! Oh!

Get the troops and
destroy those trespassers!

Go!

Brains, Heart and Courage
Brigade reporting for duty, sir.

Fall in, recruits. Glad
to have you on board.

Forward!

Battle stations!

Shotgun. I called shotgun!

Let's give these
monkeys what for!

- Ready the candypult!
- Gum balls loaded, sir.

- Here they come!
- Let fly!

Fire!

Fire!

Ahh!

Stop it!

Let 'em have it!

Soldiers, cake formation!

Charge!

Gotcha!

Knock yourself
out! It's all straw!

Want some of this?

Where you going?
You fools! Come back!

Ah, who needs 'em?

Winds of fortune, winds of fate,

winds come forth
and eliminate...

Dorothy!

Oh, no.

Dorothy, run!

In a twister, you
fell from the sky.

And in a twister, you shall die!

Everyone, run for cover. Now!

Take shelter in the alcoves!

Dorothy, wait.

Attack!

Oh! Stop!

Well, aren't you a
persistent little Munchkin.

The scepter's power
is mine to wield.

Dorothy Gale,
your fate is sealed!

No!

Give... me... that.

Grab on!

Pull!

Oh, Dorothy, I'm
forever in your debt.

The least I could do is,

oh, I don't know,
perhaps help you rule Oz?

Oz has its leaders, and
they don't need this to rule.

No!

My baby!

Fly, fly. Don't ever leave me!

Uh!

Oh, Glinda. It's you.

It's really you. Yes.

The Jester's spell is broken,

and we couldn't have
done it without you.

Oh, it wasn't just me.

I couldn't have done
it without all of you.

But Kansas must be
missing you by now.

I'd love to stay, but I do
think I'm ready to go home.

Whatever will we do without you?

There will always be a rainbow
when you need one most.

Good-bye, Dorothy.

Good-bye, my friends.

Good-bye, Dorothy.

Dorothy.

For the first time ever,
I'm at a loss for words.

Hoo.

Which reminds me, there's
actually a very funny story about-

Good-bye, Wiser. Hoo.

Good-bye, Dorothy.

And thank you.

Good-bye. Good-bye, Dorothy!

Good-bye, Dorothy. Good-bye.

- Say good-bye Toto.
- Good-bye!

Good-bye, Dorothy.
Good-bye, everybody.

Good-bye.

Auntie Em! Uncle Henry!

- Henry! She's over here!
- Yeah, there she is.

Oh! Where on earth
have you been?

I see you're almost packed.

Dorothy, we've been
through this already.

Uncle Henry, Auntie Em,
there's something we can do.

What? There's what? Follow me!

Dorothy, wait! Come on!

Hey! Where are you going?

Sign this. Can you write?
'Cause an “X” will do.

Next!

Wait!

Oh, goody gumdrops,
look who it is.

Everyone, please.
Don't listen to him.

These are our homes!

And nobody has the right
to take them away from us.

Au contraire, my puppet.

This document gives me
full authority to do exactly that.

- Next!
- Has anybody even looked at this?

Gimme-No.

- Give... me... that.
- Yep, that's her.

Dorothy!

Watch it.

Someone get me out of
here. Would you stop it?

Look, look. Who is this guy?

- Hmm.
- Which one is he really?

Well, let's just see.

Get me out of here. Huh?

Get me out of here! I'll get
you outta here and right to jail.

Let's go, joker. Please, you're
making a horrible mistake.

Good riddance!
- You can tell that to the judge.

Hey, what about him?

Where is he going? Get him.
Stop him! He's getting away!

This is all his fault.
He made me do this!

I was coerced. I didn't want to!

I'm so proud of you.

That's our girl.

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