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It's the first day
of summer vacation,
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And my sweat smells like
peanut butter.
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I live on peanut butter
sandwiches,
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So my sweat smells
like peanut butter
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Instead of b.O.,
Which is fine.
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I'd rather smell like a school
cafeteria than a school gym.
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In two weeks, i turn 13,
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Which is kind of a big deal
if you've ever been 12.
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I'm pretty sure there's
a secret handshaking
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You learn when you're a teen
like a seal of approval
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Or a sign that says,
"congrats, you're in the club,
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Even if you smell
like peanut butter."
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Knock yourself out, kid.
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Everyone should have
a collection.
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That's what my dad
always said.
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My dad collected used furniture
and was always on the hunt
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For a 13-Cent stamp
issued in hawaii in 1913.
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There is only 13 in existence
so, you know,
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Jackpot if you find one.
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Even my best friend lizzy
has a collection.
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Yes,
my best friend's a girl,
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And, no, i don't have a crush
on her.
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Ru-U-U-U-N!
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And when i say lizzy collects,
i mean she steals.
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I'm pretty sure one day
she'll get us arrested,
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But for now she only takes
stuff that no one would miss,
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Stuff like playing cards
and banana stickers.
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Well, well, ahoy there,
summer vacationers.
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Dad,
you're embarrassing me.
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Really? Because
when i said it yesterday,
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You thought
it was very funny
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You did.
Alright, fine.
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Well, i have yourMy magazine.
Right, thank you.
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You're reading
"teen fashion"?
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And i have a package for you,
master fink.
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Oh...ah, wait a minute.
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Now it says it's for your
birthday,
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But it's addressed to your mom,
and it's registered mail,
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So that means it has
to be signed by...
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An adult.Correct.
So i'm sorry.
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Well,
my mom's at work all day,
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You know that,
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And i don't think
she would mind if i signed it.
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Well, you are
as tall as some adults,
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And you're almost 13.
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Dad?
You're being a pain.
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Okay. Fine then.
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Sign right there.
The pen's in there.
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And, you young lady,
i expect your chores to be done
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By the time
i finish my route.
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Yes, sir.
Right away, sir.
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All right,
now make like bananas and split.
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Yes.
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Wait, lizzy, we have to pack
this up neatly
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So my mom doesn't know
we opened it.
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What the heck?
Lizzy, look at the date.
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That's the day
your dad died.
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I can't believe
it's been five years.
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Oh! Ahem,
"scientists believe black holes
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Might be the key
to time travel."
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You need to put this
in your file.
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I already have it in my file.
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I clipped it
on the week of his funeral.
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Wait,
there's a letter.
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"From the law offices
of liam goffanine esquire.
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"Dear elaine, i know i wasn't
supposed to send this
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"Until jeremy's birthday,
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"But we're shutting down
our manhattan branch.
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"When you sent this to me
five years ago,
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"I took great care to hide
the keys somewhere very clever,
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"So clever that now
i can't find them.
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I'm certain you and jeremy
will figure out a new way to"
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Stop. "Way to open it,
and when the time comes"
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Wait! Wait.
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"I have nothing but fond
memories of daniel
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And i was honored to treasure
this for jeremy,
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"For all these years.
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Best wishes to you both,
liam goffanine."
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"The meaning of life,
for jeremy fink
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To open
on his 13th birthday."
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I gotta go.But
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Tampering with mail
is a federal offense!
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I'm too young
to go to on prison!
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Hi, elaine!
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Bye, elaine!
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Oh, monkey.
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Hey,
you wanna know something?
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Your dad
would have opened it, too.
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He was very curious
about everything.
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That's why he loved flea markets
and collecting so much.
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You know,
he always used to come home
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And find all
these special things,
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And even if they were broken,
we would
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We would figure out a way to
give them a new life, you know?
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Like that flower pot
over there?
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It had a crack in it, so...umbrella stand.
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Right. And see?
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You know, our dear old
grandfather clock over there.
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Sure, it's broken, but it's
still right twice a day.
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Look at things a different way,
and the answers will come,
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Like in "through
the looking glass," remember?
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I stopped at
"alice in wonderland."
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Blasphemy, monkey,
and your mother a librarian!
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That's why it's at the top of
our summer reading list, honey,
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Because it teaches you
to look at things
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From a different perspective.
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Your father
was so good at that.
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He taught me how to think
that way,
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And it made life
so much sweeter.
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Like he always said,
"eat dessert first,"
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And, boy,
did we eat dessert first.
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I remember dad saying that.
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You know what?
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I remember the very day
that he found this, alright?
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00:08:07,798 --> 00:08:10,472
Now, most people might see this
as just a box
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To put on a coffee table
and admire.
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No, your father knew that
it was the most unique object
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He had ever seen, somewhere to
put the most important thing
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In the world,
the secret of life.
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So what's in it?
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I don't know.
It's a secret.
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He was very secretive about it.
He wants you to find out.
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Wantedme to find out.
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Right.
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Wait, so he did this because
he knew he was going to die?
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No, monkey, we all die.
It's because he loves you.
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Yeah, but he knew
he was going to die.
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That fortune teller told him
on his
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On his 13th birthday,
yes, i know,
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But that does not mean
it was true.But it happened.
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She said he was going to die
when he was 40, and it happened.
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Please, canCan weLet's not.
Let's just not.
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Let'sLet's put our heads
together and find a way
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To figure out
where those keys are.
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They're lost.
That's what the letter said.
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Ah, lost.
That can mean so many things.
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Like?Like they're
just waiting to be found.
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At night,
when the city gets quiet,
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I like to take my h.O.J.,
Hour of jeremy.
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I usually spend it reading
about time travel
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Or researching
scientific facts.
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When i was young,
after my dad died,
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H.O.J.S were for building
my time machine
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And thinking
about the what-Ifs,
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Like the day my dad died.
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What if...
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Stop.
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What if that morning
my dad left for work,
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He stopped to give me a kiss
while i was sleeping?
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Or what if he had taken
delancey instead of broome?
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He took a different route
to work every day.
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00:10:04,762 --> 00:10:09,150
What if he had called in sick?
And what about that woman?
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00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:12,451
What if she had left the coffee
shop 10 measly seconds later
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Because the owner wanted
to talk about the weather?
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What if her coffee had been
the perfect temperature?
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Maybe she would have sat
in her car a moment longer
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And enjoyed the first sips?
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Just one moment.
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It would make
all the difference.
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"Sorry i bailed.
Hope you're not grounded.
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Come over tomorrow.
I have a plan.
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Enjoy the jelly beans.
Lizzy."
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00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:07,234
Hey, looks like we got
some new neighbors.
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Who cares?
Get in here.
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From easiest
to most difficult.
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Plan "a"Freezer!
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Plan "b"
Butter knife!
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Ooh, i'm sorry.
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Plan "c"Nuke it.
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I don't think
we should nuke it.
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Strike plan "c"!
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Plan "d"
Larry's locks and clocks.
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Good idea.
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And if that doesn't work,
plan "e"
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We go to the flea market
and find some keys.
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I've never seen keys there.
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Well, you haven't been there
in like five years.
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So you wouldn't even know.
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I used to go there
all the time with my dad.
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I know.
I was there, too. Duh.
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And there were keys.
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You're gonna have to leave
the 2-Block radius
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Of our building someday,
jeremy.
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Well, what's plan "f"?
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Maybe we can just skippy
and go straight to "f."
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Let's hope you'll never
have to know.
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I've never seen anything
like it in all my years.
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Well, do you have any keys
that might fit?
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You don't have the keys?
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Well,
that's a darn shame.
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This here
is no ordinary box.
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It has an internal
locking mechanism with pins
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AndAnd tumblers.
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And each hole needs
a different type of key,
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And unfortunately,
there is a
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An internal latch that prevents
the box from being pried open.
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See here?
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There's a layer of metal
under the wood.
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Now in order
to get through that,
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You can't without destroying
what's inside.
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Well, i guess plan "g"
is out.
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There is a plan "g"?
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Chainsaw.
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That would not be
a good idea.
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You don't wanna destroy
the meaning of life,
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Now do you?
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Off to the flea market
to find some keys.
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We just have to keep
our eyes peeled.
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Nothing to fear, fink.
Nothing at all.
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Am i talking
to myself here?
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I'm not proud of the fact
that i've never taken
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Public transportation
without an adult, but...
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But what?!
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You live
in new freaking york!
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I know, it's just that
everything i need
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Is usually within
my walking distance-Ish.
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Well, not today!
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Whoa, lizzy, wait!
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Look at all this stuff.
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Most of it doesn't even seem
to have a purpose.
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00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:08,928
Please, half the stuff in your
house doesn't have a purpose.
222
00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:09,931
Word.
223
00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:11,728
Your dad used to say
224
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:14,319
One man's trash
is another man's treasure.
225
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,948
Whenever he said that,
you said,
226
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,829
"One man's trash
is another man's trash."
227
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,375
Did i say that?
Wow.
228
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:23,136
I must have been a pain
when i was younger.
229
00:14:23,177 --> 00:14:24,097
Hey, lizzy!
230
00:14:24,138 --> 00:14:25,767
Look.
Eight of hearts.
231
00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:27,691
Isn't this one of the ones
you were missing?
232
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:29,446
Well, yeah, it is,
thank you very much.
233
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:32,621
But now you've ruined it.
You know the rules.
234
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,421
I have to find it,
and i can't pay for it.
235
00:14:35,463 --> 00:14:37,552
It's okay to pay for things
in a collection.
236
00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:38,681
Not in mine.
237
00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:40,812
Keys!
238
00:14:42,024 --> 00:14:44,113
You break it,
you buy it.
239
00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:45,993
But how
could we break keys?
240
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,707
You kids have a way
of breaking everything.
241
00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:49,044
Well, we have some locks,
242
00:14:49,086 --> 00:14:50,715
And we just wanna see
if the keys fit
243
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,596
If you want to try it,
you pay for it.
244
00:14:52,637 --> 00:14:54,602
But couldn't we justNo.
245
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,443
Not even to justNot even to just.
246
00:14:57,485 --> 00:15:01,413
Ru-U-U-U-U-N!
247
00:15:01,455 --> 00:15:03,586
Run! Run!
248
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:40,276
Breaking and entering,
that's plan "f"?
249
00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:42,825
Well, the keys are somewhere
in that lawyer's office.
250
00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:44,330
It says so in the letter.
251
00:15:44,371 --> 00:15:48,048
They could be under the carpet
or in a drawer or something.
252
00:15:48,091 --> 00:15:49,469
Where's the flashlight?
253
00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:52,477
It's illegal.
You'll get us arrested.
254
00:15:53,774 --> 00:15:55,947
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life
255
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:58,118
Searching through
an endless supply of keys
256
00:15:58,161 --> 00:16:00,125
Or do you wanna go
to the source?
257
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,922
The law office
is all the way uptown.
258
00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:03,926
What if my mom doesn't want me
going up there alone?
259
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,474
Then what?
I have to lie to her.
260
00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:07,354
And then what if she finds out
that i lied?
261
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:09,026
And what if the other people
262
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,447
Have already moved into that
office?
263
00:16:10,488 --> 00:16:13,915
Are you gonna sit there
what-Iffing all day
264
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:16,381
When you can actually go out
into the world
265
00:16:16,422 --> 00:16:18,261
And find the answers?
266
00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:22,105
Look, i've got a bus map,
gloves, and a screwdriver.
267
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,530
Now i just need
the dumb flashlight and candy.
268
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:26,368
The candy?
269
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:28,499
To bribe
the security guard. Duh.
270
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,296
And what if that doesn't work?
271
00:16:30,338 --> 00:16:34,224
Then i'll have to use
my feminine wiles.
272
00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:35,896
Your wha?
273
00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:37,692
Feminine wiles.
274
00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:39,322
You don't have those.
275
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,244
Yeah, i do.
You're just blind.
276
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:43,417
You'll see tomorrow
with the security guard
277
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:45,131
If it comes to that.
278
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,315
Yes! I will see you
in the morning.
279
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:54,241
And be sure to dress
for success.
280
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:07,571
I don't think
i can go today.
281
00:17:07,613 --> 00:17:10,328
Is it bad?
282
00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:12,376
Define "bad."
283
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:13,588
Crud.
284
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:16,054
How will my feminine wiles
work now?
285
00:17:16,095 --> 00:17:20,149
Does your mom have
any, like, zit makeup?
286
00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:22,739
How would i know?Can i check?
287
00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:26,125
Sure. Or we can just cancel
plan "f"?
288
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,216
Oh, hi.Hi!
289
00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:30,888
I'm samantha.I'm rick.
290
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,685
I'm lizzy.I'm a delinquent.
291
00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:35,234
We just moved
into the building.Oh, cool.
292
00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:37,072
Just so you know,
we've got a meeting
293
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:38,703
On the upper west side
with lawyers.
294
00:17:38,744 --> 00:17:41,000
We don't normally
dress like this
295
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,547
Or carry briefcases.
296
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,856
Say nothing, please.
297
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,236
Elaine?
298
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,656
Hey, blueberry.
299
00:17:51,699 --> 00:17:53,244
Can i borrow
some makeup?
300
00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:55,334
Sure.
Right under the sink.
301
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:56,671
Sweet.
302
00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:59,680
Have a fun day.
303
00:18:02,856 --> 00:18:05,531
Alright, well,
i have made a whole pile
304
00:18:05,572 --> 00:18:07,871
Of peanut butter sandwiches,
305
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,750
And they are in the fridge
just waiting to be eaten.
306
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,760
Okay. Got it.Also, if you're planning
to go out,
307
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,058
Just make sure you bring
a set of keys with you.
308
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,148
I'm staying in.
I'm not going out.
309
00:18:17,189 --> 00:18:19,362
Oh? Really?
310
00:18:19,404 --> 00:18:22,245
Oh, oh, oh!
Almost forgot.
311
00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:23,666
Look.
312
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,171
Look what
one of the publishers
313
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:27,343
Brought to the library
the other day.
314
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:29,392
It's the new planet
you've been talking about,
315
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:31,439
The one with the blue ice
and the curly clouds.
316
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,277
Looks like neptune.
317
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,573
Really?
318
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:37,665
Huh. Not if you look at it
like this.
319
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:41,927
See?
320
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,892
Yeah.
321
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:46,273
I guess so, sort of.
322
00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:49,323
Monkey, remember
in "the little prince"
323
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,288
When the little prince wanted
the man to draw him a sheep,
324
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:53,210
But the man wasn't very good
at drawing sheep,
325
00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:55,592
So he drew him a box,
and both of them knew
326
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,057
That the sheep
was inside the box.
327
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,986
It's what we believe
that's important.
328
00:19:02,027 --> 00:19:05,078
Still looks
pretty neptunish.
329
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,959
Isn't it late?
Shouldn't you go?
330
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,006
Oh, my goodness.
You are right.
331
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,260
Alright, well...
332
00:19:12,558 --> 00:19:13,687
A voilă!
333
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:15,817
Okay. Be good.
334
00:19:15,859 --> 00:19:18,325
Don't do anything
i wouldn't do.
335
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,620
Bye, monkey.
336
00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:21,543
Bye, blueberry!
337
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:24,593
Bye!
Thanks for the makeup!
338
00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:30,234
Lizzy?
339
00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:32,282
No more what-Ifs.
Get on the bus.
340
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:40,305
Please make him stop.
341
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:45,487
Who?Garlic sandwich. Garlic man.
Definitely garlic!
342
00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:47,326
Jeremy,
the rest of the world
343
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:49,289
Doesn't live on peanut butter
sandwiches, you know.
344
00:19:49,331 --> 00:19:51,044
Yeah, i know.
This is unbearable.
345
00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:54,513
It's exactly why i do not do
public transportation.
346
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:55,809
Garlic?
347
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,522
Garlic. People.
348
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,656
Irritating people.
It's too much information.
349
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:02,704
Oh!What?
350
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,924
I do not want to know
this much information
351
00:20:06,966 --> 00:20:08,595
About people i do not know.
352
00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:10,350
Please get me out of here.
353
00:20:10,393 --> 00:20:12,482
This is our stop.
354
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:16,451
Hey! Wait!
That was our stop!
355
00:20:16,493 --> 00:20:18,206
Mister, that was our stop!
Mister!
356
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:21,466
You have to press
the yellow bar.What?
357
00:20:30,743 --> 00:20:33,000
I can't go on.
358
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,295
People...
359
00:20:34,337 --> 00:20:37,262
Pick up your bag
or somebody's gonna steal it.
360
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,351
You pick it up.
361
00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:40,813
Great. We're lost.
362
00:20:40,856 --> 00:20:42,401
It'll take us
forever to get back
363
00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:44,157
To where we were supposed
to be,
364
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,912
And we'll have to find
another bus.
365
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,458
Then we won't have
exact change
366
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,090
Shut up!
You're being overdramatic.
367
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:51,929
It's just two blocks.
368
00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:54,478
Oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!
369
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,735
What?That!
370
00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:01,833
One down, one to go,
and my collection is complete!
371
00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:04,215
But if we had gotten off
at our stop,
372
00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:06,722
There's no way in the world
we would have found this.
373
00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:09,730
How many other eight of hearts
are wedged in sewer grates,
374
00:21:09,773 --> 00:21:11,778
Waiting for people to miss
their stop
375
00:21:11,821 --> 00:21:13,367
Or take a wrong turn?
376
00:21:13,408 --> 00:21:15,957
And is it a wrong turn
if something so right happens?
377
00:21:15,999 --> 00:21:18,465
What if you can map out
all the possibilities
378
00:21:18,506 --> 00:21:20,219
And go back in time
to try them?
379
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:22,141
Would the number of
possibilities
380
00:21:22,184 --> 00:21:23,562
Be infinite or finite?
381
00:21:23,605 --> 00:21:25,234
And why
is someone shaking me?
382
00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:27,908
Earth to jeremy.
Earth to jeremy.
383
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:29,246
Hello?
384
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,001
Oh, was i saying that
out loud?
385
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:33,968
You were having a what-If fest
of epic proportions.
386
00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:36,433
Lizzy,
because we missed our stop,
387
00:21:36,475 --> 00:21:38,063
You found one
of the two playing cards
388
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:39,777
You're missing
for your collection.
389
00:21:39,818 --> 00:21:42,325
I know.
It's awesome.
390
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,041
It's beyond awesome.
It's jaw-Droppingly awesome.
391
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:47,841
Now, come on, let's go.
We got keys to find.
392
00:21:47,883 --> 00:21:51,059
Pick that up.
Try to look like you belong.
393
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,691
It's a good thing you don't
have to scale up the building
394
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:56,324
And break in with
a glass cutter.
395
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:58,999
That was part of plan "f"
i didn't tell you about.
396
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,545
Really.
397
00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:05,392
Excuse me.
398
00:22:05,434 --> 00:22:07,774
Where do you think
you're going?
399
00:22:07,816 --> 00:22:11,451
Um, well...
400
00:22:11,494 --> 00:22:15,212
Our uncle works
on the 14th floor?
401
00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:18,221
All visitors
must sign in.
402
00:22:25,116 --> 00:22:27,540
Write tony castaway.
403
00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:31,342
T-O-N-Y c-A-S-T-A...
404
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,638
Yeah, you're good.
405
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,862
Thank you.
406
00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:43,795
Jack here.
407
00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:11,793
Run!
408
00:24:08,374 --> 00:24:11,007
Why were you vandalizing
the office?
409
00:24:11,048 --> 00:24:12,887
Well, we had passes
to go up there.
410
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:16,021
So this is all just
a big misunderstanding.
411
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,818
We have it all on video.
412
00:24:17,859 --> 00:24:20,534
You destroyed
private property.
413
00:24:20,575 --> 00:24:22,039
Add breaking and entering,
414
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,793
And you're working on
a pretty serious rap sheet.
415
00:24:23,835 --> 00:24:26,969
There was no breaking,
and the door was unlocked.
416
00:24:27,011 --> 00:24:29,184
So what's so bad
about entering?
417
00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:31,482
Stop it.
Stop talking.
418
00:24:31,524 --> 00:24:34,784
I asked you not to get me
arrested this summer.
419
00:24:34,825 --> 00:24:37,082
We're not getting
arrested.
420
00:24:37,124 --> 00:24:38,252
Are we?
421
00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:41,804
Names?
And none of tony and tia crap.
422
00:24:41,846 --> 00:24:43,642
Jeremy fink
and elizabeth muldoun,
423
00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:45,774
M-U-L-D-O-U-N,
and we did everything you said,
424
00:24:45,815 --> 00:24:48,574
The breaking, the entering,
the false identification.
425
00:24:48,615 --> 00:24:50,663
My dad died,
and we needed some keys,
426
00:24:50,704 --> 00:24:53,588
And i knew that plan "f"
would get the book thrown at us.
427
00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:57,432
Just take us to juvenile hall.
I waive my rights to a lawyer.
428
00:24:57,474 --> 00:25:00,316
Let's see what kind
of community service
429
00:25:00,358 --> 00:25:03,282
We can find here.You mean
we're not going to juvie?
430
00:25:03,325 --> 00:25:06,668
Not unless there is something
more you'd like to confess to.
431
00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:09,509
That was it.Really? You sure?
432
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,682
In order to pay back society
for your vandalism,
433
00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,064
Breaking and entering,
and false i.D.,
434
00:25:14,106 --> 00:25:16,864
You get to pick up trash
in central park,
435
00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:22,421
Or you can work with
the nypd mounted unit stables.
436
00:25:22,464 --> 00:25:23,675
With horses?
437
00:25:23,717 --> 00:25:26,182
With horse manure.
How are shoveling skills?
438
00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:28,021
Weak.At best.
439
00:25:28,063 --> 00:25:29,860
Well,
there's another option.
440
00:25:29,902 --> 00:25:33,579
You two look like you qualify
as first-Time offenders.
441
00:25:33,621 --> 00:25:36,504
Helping a man named mr. Oswald
make deliveries.
442
00:25:36,546 --> 00:25:39,179
The job does involve
some heavy lifting,
443
00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:41,644
And you two look like you've
never seen the inside of a gym.
444
00:25:41,686 --> 00:25:43,525
We'll take it.We have muscles.
445
00:25:46,575 --> 00:25:51,423
Keep a log of your hours
in these and your observations.
446
00:25:51,464 --> 00:25:53,219
Observations of what?
447
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:54,765
Stuff.
448
00:25:54,807 --> 00:25:57,565
Community service is supposed
to make you learn something,
449
00:25:57,607 --> 00:25:59,697
Come away a better person,
yadda, yadda, yadda.
450
00:25:59,738 --> 00:26:02,287
Give me your addresses,
and mr. Oswald
451
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:04,543
Will send his driver over
to pick you up.
452
00:26:04,586 --> 00:26:07,093
Wait,
if this guy has a driver,
453
00:26:07,135 --> 00:26:09,391
Then why doesn't he just
hire people to help him?
454
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:12,191
You know, you got a real
fresh mouth on you, kid.
455
00:26:12,232 --> 00:26:14,865
I'm about this close
to giving you the trash detail
456
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:19,127
And your buddy here,
the delivery kick, got it?
457
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:20,591
Yes, sir.
458
00:26:20,632 --> 00:26:23,432
That's right
Yes, sir.
459
00:26:23,474 --> 00:26:26,315
Now what do you say we give
your parents
460
00:26:26,357 --> 00:26:28,864
A little ring-A-Ding-Ding
here?
461
00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:33,336
Did you get grounded?No.
462
00:26:33,377 --> 00:26:35,466
I did.Good.
You deserve it.
463
00:26:35,509 --> 00:26:37,557
You ruined my summer.
464
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:41,066
Lucky i'm still friends with you after what
you did.I have a permanent record now,
465
00:26:41,108 --> 00:26:43,448
And i'll never get into
a good college, so super lucky.
466
00:26:43,490 --> 00:26:45,872
You ratted us out!I told the truth!
467
00:26:45,914 --> 00:26:49,382
You caved like a baby!I have my integrity!
468
00:26:49,424 --> 00:26:52,015
Jeremy fink
and elizabeth muldoun?
469
00:26:52,057 --> 00:26:53,896
Yes?
470
00:26:53,937 --> 00:26:58,366
Wait, wait, why is a limo
picking you up, dork?
471
00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,913
Rich uncle.
472
00:26:59,954 --> 00:27:01,709
Wow.Yeah, pretty much.
473
00:27:01,752 --> 00:27:05,261
Like, he's a very powerful man
who doesn't take too kindly
474
00:27:05,303 --> 00:27:08,228
To his nephew being called
a dork.
475
00:27:08,270 --> 00:27:09,858
Rich uncle, huh?
476
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:12,365
Yeah.
477
00:27:27,576 --> 00:27:28,830
Sweet.
478
00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:33,593
Man, oh, man,
if i had known
479
00:27:33,636 --> 00:27:35,349
Community service
was this good,
480
00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:38,775
I would have gotten into some
serious trouble years ago.
481
00:27:38,817 --> 00:27:41,241
So are you two siblings?
Best friends?
482
00:27:41,282 --> 00:27:42,745
Girlfriend-Boyfriend?
483
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:45,796
Not girlfriend-Boyfriend.Sometimes
not even friends.
484
00:27:45,837 --> 00:27:49,055
Yeah, in the eyes of the law,
we're like accomplices.
485
00:27:49,097 --> 00:27:51,855
But in real life,
we're like half-Orphans.
486
00:27:51,897 --> 00:27:54,530
You see, my mom's gone,
and so is his dad,
487
00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:56,660
And we've lived next door
since we were babies.
488
00:27:56,703 --> 00:27:58,123
It's nice
you have each other.
489
00:27:58,165 --> 00:28:01,800
My mom died when i was 10.
I know how you feel.
490
00:28:01,842 --> 00:28:04,057
My mom
didn't actually die.
491
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:08,695
She left, which is kind of
worse in some ways.
492
00:28:08,737 --> 00:28:10,743
How can you say
that's worse?
493
00:28:10,785 --> 00:28:13,501
At least you could see her
again if you wanted.You know what?
494
00:28:13,543 --> 00:28:15,298
If you're gonna be
a jerk all day,
495
00:28:15,339 --> 00:28:17,261
How about you
just not talk to me?
496
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:18,975
Fine.Fine.
497
00:28:39,911 --> 00:28:42,042
Right. Right.
498
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,525
No talking.
No talking.
499
00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:53,659
Mind the boxes. Go ahead.
Ahead. Go, go.
500
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,375
Up the stairs. Come on.
Right here. Step.
501
00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:58,590
Hold the railing, please.
Hold the railing.
502
00:28:58,632 --> 00:28:59,969
Hold the railing.
503
00:29:05,527 --> 00:29:07,783
Ah! Welcome!
504
00:29:07,825 --> 00:29:10,416
Welcome! Welcome!
505
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,759
Come in! Come in!
Come in! Please!
506
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,231
Come in!
My little truants.
507
00:29:18,272 --> 00:29:20,612
Please, please, come in.
508
00:29:20,654 --> 00:29:24,122
Now, you must be master jeremy
and you must be miss
509
00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:26,797
Don't tell me.
Miss sissy, yes?
510
00:29:26,838 --> 00:29:27,800
Lizzy.
511
00:29:27,842 --> 00:29:29,095
Lizzy.
512
00:29:31,351 --> 00:29:32,982
Oswald, pleasure.
513
00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:37,745
You have
a lot of amazing stuff.
514
00:29:37,787 --> 00:29:40,503
That doll
is kind of cool-Ish.
515
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:43,010
Your house is like,
wow.
516
00:29:43,053 --> 00:29:45,434
Ah, yes.
517
00:29:45,476 --> 00:29:47,607
I'll be sorry to leave it.
518
00:29:47,649 --> 00:29:51,201
But the warm climates
of key largo,
519
00:29:51,243 --> 00:29:54,418
TheyTheyThey agree better
with these old bones.
520
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:58,431
Except when it's humid
or it rains, whoo!
521
00:29:58,472 --> 00:30:01,773
Now, uh,
down to business.
522
00:30:01,815 --> 00:30:04,823
Ah, yes,
community service.
523
00:30:04,866 --> 00:30:08,501
Now i need you to make
some deliveries for me.
524
00:30:08,543 --> 00:30:10,590
Do you have a license
to drive?
525
00:30:10,632 --> 00:30:13,056
Do you own a car?
Are you married?
526
00:30:13,098 --> 00:30:14,811
No. Married?Unh-Unh.
527
00:30:14,853 --> 00:30:16,399
Do you
Do you like books?
528
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,279
Do you like the smell
of them?
529
00:30:18,321 --> 00:30:21,288
Do either of you even
enjoy reading?
530
00:30:21,329 --> 00:30:24,882
Jeremy does, all the time,
even during summer break.
531
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:28,225
His mom is a librarian,
so it's massively genetic.
532
00:30:28,267 --> 00:30:29,478
I see.
533
00:30:29,521 --> 00:30:33,824
Well, i might have a book
for you, jeremy.
534
00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:37,460
Um, and what do you like
to read, jeremy?
535
00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:41,346
Uh, mostly science fiction,
especially about time travel.
536
00:30:41,388 --> 00:30:44,313
Well, then, you might not
appreciate this book.
537
00:30:44,355 --> 00:30:46,988
It's about animals
in theIn the woods.
538
00:30:47,029 --> 00:30:49,578
I like science fiction,
too.
539
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:53,046
Have you ever read
eckhart tolle?
540
00:30:53,089 --> 00:30:54,343
"The power of now"?
541
00:30:57,017 --> 00:30:59,232
Okay, now.
542
00:30:59,273 --> 00:31:01,070
Good luck.
543
00:31:01,112 --> 00:31:02,533
Enjoy.
544
00:31:02,574 --> 00:31:04,998
Wait,
why would we need luck?
545
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,084
Mary?
546
00:31:06,127 --> 00:31:08,007
This way. Follow me.
Follow me.
547
00:31:08,049 --> 00:31:09,888
W-Why do we need luck?!
548
00:31:19,289 --> 00:31:21,713
You won't need
your backpack.
549
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,973
But i have something
very important inside.
550
00:31:25,015 --> 00:31:26,143
You brought it with you?
551
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:29,485
Your computer
will be safe in the car.
552
00:31:30,572 --> 00:31:31,659
5b.
553
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:33,873
Get on,
little doggies.
554
00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:35,921
Seriously,
you're not coming with us?
555
00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:38,846
I don't owe
a debt to society.
556
00:31:38,888 --> 00:31:41,562
Oh, please, it was just
a big misunderstanding.
557
00:31:41,604 --> 00:31:45,657
This is bullpuck.Yeah.
558
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:49,418
And why did oswald wrap it?
Maybe it's not a book.
559
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:52,344
Maybe it's a hollow book
with a treasure inside
560
00:31:52,385 --> 00:31:54,558
Like the hawaiian
13-Cent stamp
561
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,146
Or some keys.
562
00:31:56,188 --> 00:31:58,068
Ding-Dong.
Reality calling.
563
00:31:58,111 --> 00:32:00,116
Whatever it is,
it's probably illegal.
564
00:32:00,158 --> 00:32:02,456
That's why he has minors
deliver it.
565
00:32:08,265 --> 00:32:10,563
Children.
566
00:32:10,605 --> 00:32:12,903
Um,
we have a delivery?
567
00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:16,037
And i suppose
you'll be wanting a tip?
568
00:32:16,079 --> 00:32:17,792
Sure.No.
569
00:32:17,834 --> 00:32:23,141
Well, i'm not tipping anyone
until i see who it's from.
570
00:32:23,182 --> 00:32:24,770
Oswald.
571
00:32:24,813 --> 00:32:26,984
Oswald who?
572
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,201
We don't know
his last name.
573
00:32:29,242 --> 00:32:32,502
Wait, maybe
that ishis last name.
574
00:32:32,544 --> 00:32:33,839
Or could be a fake name.
575
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:38,727
You children are useless.
576
00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:45,581
Oh...
577
00:32:55,444 --> 00:32:56,906
Do something.
578
00:32:56,947 --> 00:32:58,828
Uh, ma'am?
579
00:32:58,869 --> 00:33:00,708
Call 911.
580
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,257
Get off of me.
581
00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,556
Are you okay,
ma'am?
582
00:33:05,597 --> 00:33:08,272
Do you need anything?
A glass of water?
583
00:33:08,314 --> 00:33:11,072
'Cause if you are okay,
then we'll be going.
584
00:33:11,113 --> 00:33:14,164
Where did you get
that book?Whoa.
585
00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:17,298
Uh, theThe oswald guy.
He said it belonged to you.
586
00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:19,179
That is not possible.
587
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:23,107
Oswald oswald has been dead
for years!
588
00:33:23,149 --> 00:33:25,572
Honestly, ma'am,
we don't know anything.
589
00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,629
It spoiled my life.
590
00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:32,258
Let's get the heck
out of dodge.
591
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,598
Wait, ma'am, uh,
what else happened?
592
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,685
Go on.
593
00:33:35,727 --> 00:33:39,069
I was 16.
594
00:33:39,112 --> 00:33:42,622
I had a crush on a boy.
595
00:33:42,663 --> 00:33:46,257
And i knew he was going
to a party,
596
00:33:46,299 --> 00:33:48,179
And i wanted to go,
597
00:33:48,222 --> 00:33:53,695
But i knew i'd have to get
a fancy dress to wear.
598
00:33:53,737 --> 00:33:57,791
I sold the book...
599
00:33:57,833 --> 00:34:01,342
To... to...
600
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,814
I knew it, jeremy.
Oswald set us up.
601
00:34:05,856 --> 00:34:11,831
To buy a fancy dress
to go to the party.
602
00:34:11,873 --> 00:34:13,294
Get the book.
603
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:19,061
Now... open it.
604
00:34:19,102 --> 00:34:21,108
Winnie the pooh?
605
00:34:21,150 --> 00:34:24,368
The inside cover.
606
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:29,340
"To mabel and bitsy."
607
00:34:29,382 --> 00:34:30,803
It's signed by the author?
608
00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:33,394
Bitsy was my best friend.
609
00:34:33,436 --> 00:34:36,445
And if she wants
more apologies,
610
00:34:36,486 --> 00:34:40,289
She can come here
and ask me for them,
611
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:43,883
Now get out.
And leave the book!
612
00:34:43,924 --> 00:34:46,598
That's my pooh!
613
00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:53,786
We almost died
today.Death by letter opener.
614
00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:57,506
Well, it's kind of sad
when you think about it.
615
00:34:57,547 --> 00:34:59,386
She dumped her best friend
for a guy.
616
00:34:59,428 --> 00:35:00,848
I thought it was a dress.
617
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,397
Well, she needed her dress
to get the guy,
618
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,696
But who does that
to their best friend?
619
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:06,950
Oh!
620
00:35:06,991 --> 00:35:08,370
Hey, rick!
621
00:35:08,412 --> 00:35:10,167
Um, how's it going?
622
00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:11,755
Good!
Thanks for asking.
623
00:35:11,797 --> 00:35:14,346
Yeah, so maybe i can get
a ride in that limo sometime?
624
00:35:14,387 --> 00:35:17,313
Oh, yeah, sure.
Maybe. I'll see.
625
00:35:17,354 --> 00:35:19,862
Alright. Cool.
See you later.
626
00:35:19,903 --> 00:35:21,241
Okay.I got to
627
00:35:21,282 --> 00:35:22,870
Oh. Oh.Thanks.
628
00:35:25,127 --> 00:35:27,885
He's nice.
629
00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:30,142
Observation one
630
00:35:30,184 --> 00:35:32,900
There are two types of choices,
631
00:35:32,941 --> 00:35:35,448
Choices that seem harmless
but can wind up
632
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:37,371
Leading to someone's
father dying,
633
00:35:37,413 --> 00:35:40,254
Like buying a cup of coffee
at a certain moment,
634
00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,929
And the other kind,
when you know the choice
635
00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:45,227
Will lead to bad or good.
636
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:48,653
Observation two.
Like that woman today.
637
00:35:48,696 --> 00:35:50,993
She knew she was risking
her best friendship
638
00:35:51,036 --> 00:35:52,874
With bitsy for a dress.
639
00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:57,429
Observation three
Some choices are forever.
640
00:35:57,471 --> 00:36:00,103
Observation four
641
00:36:00,146 --> 00:36:02,695
Just because people aren't
in our lives anymore
642
00:36:02,736 --> 00:36:04,992
Doesn't mean
they stop thinking about us,
643
00:36:05,035 --> 00:36:07,667
And vice versa.
644
00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:11,345
Goodnight, dad,
wherever you are.
645
00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:14,437
I'm eating dessert first
when i can.
646
00:36:19,159 --> 00:36:20,872
You sure she's coming?
647
00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:22,293
I don't know.
648
00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:24,801
She said she needed
a few extra minutes.
649
00:36:24,842 --> 00:36:26,806
Girls.
650
00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:31,528
What happened?
651
00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:33,742
Eyeliner accident.
652
00:36:33,785 --> 00:36:35,205
What's eyeliner?
653
00:36:35,247 --> 00:36:38,130
Makeup for your eyes?
654
00:36:38,172 --> 00:36:39,468
See?
655
00:36:39,509 --> 00:36:42,685
Doesn't it make my eyes
look more dramatic?
656
00:36:42,727 --> 00:36:44,691
I guess so.
657
00:36:44,732 --> 00:36:46,196
Well, one of them.
658
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:49,747
Well, samantha taught me how,
and rick says it looks better.
659
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:53,299
They both think i should wear
my hair down more often, too.
660
00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,681
When did they say this?Last night.
661
00:36:55,723 --> 00:36:58,690
I went and hung out
at their apartment.
662
00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:00,821
Really?Mmm-Hmm.
663
00:37:02,869 --> 00:37:05,752
Why didn't you tell us
that she had no idea
664
00:37:05,794 --> 00:37:07,549
We were gonna be there.They had no idea.
665
00:37:07,591 --> 00:37:09,471
She had no idea
they were coming!
666
00:37:09,513 --> 00:37:12,271
And why did you say that the
book was about woodland animals?
667
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,985
The book wasabout
woodland animals
668
00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:16,325
Why did it take her 60 years
to get it back?
669
00:37:16,366 --> 00:37:18,288
60 years60
Mary!
670
00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:22,551
And don't think chocolate milk
can keep us quiet.Although it is delicious.
671
00:37:22,593 --> 00:37:25,183
You have my sincere apology
672
00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:27,732
For not giving you enough
information
673
00:37:27,774 --> 00:37:30,114
So you could do your job.
674
00:37:30,157 --> 00:37:34,293
The story started
with my beloved grandfather,
675
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,549
Oswald oswald ii
676
00:37:36,592 --> 00:37:38,932
Come on,
is this story for real?
677
00:37:38,974 --> 00:37:40,770
I swear!
I swear on
678
00:37:40,812 --> 00:37:44,281
I swear onOn
II
679
00:37:44,322 --> 00:37:45,994
I swear...
680
00:37:46,036 --> 00:37:51,970
On this 1932
starsky and hutch telescope!
681
00:37:52,011 --> 00:37:57,861
Now that could be yours
if the price is right.
682
00:37:57,903 --> 00:38:02,583
It's very rare, very valuable,
cast in gold,
683
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:10,272
And my grandfather grew up
with nothing.
684
00:38:10,314 --> 00:38:12,487
Nothing.
685
00:38:12,529 --> 00:38:14,409
So...
686
00:38:14,452 --> 00:38:17,920
When children came to him
687
00:38:17,961 --> 00:38:23,102
With something of value
to pawn,
688
00:38:23,143 --> 00:38:28,199
Well, grandpa's heart went out
to those little hearts.
689
00:38:28,241 --> 00:38:31,919
He purchased their objects.
690
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:39,482
He had each one of those
young persons write out
691
00:38:39,524 --> 00:38:44,622
The reason
they needed to sell.
692
00:38:44,664 --> 00:38:47,171
With some research,
693
00:38:47,213 --> 00:38:53,941
I made it my own personal duty
to return almost everything
694
00:38:53,982 --> 00:38:57,367
To those
who are still alive.
695
00:38:59,582 --> 00:39:02,048
The car is ready, sir,
as is your biplane.
696
00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:05,098
Thank you.
Very good, james.
697
00:39:05,139 --> 00:39:07,313
Jeremy? Sissy?
698
00:39:07,355 --> 00:39:12,828
I'll leave you to your
own devices with this hint.
699
00:39:15,211 --> 00:39:20,560
The woodland animal book
came with a form,
700
00:39:20,601 --> 00:39:22,565
And this one
701
00:39:27,287 --> 00:39:29,460
Does too.
702
00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:31,592
Good luck.
703
00:39:34,225 --> 00:39:37,693
Simon rudolph,
age 14.
704
00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:39,908
"I need money to buy
a silver watch.
705
00:39:39,949 --> 00:39:41,704
"All my friends have nice
watches,
706
00:39:41,745 --> 00:39:44,421
But my mother's too busy
spending money on herself."
707
00:39:44,462 --> 00:39:47,262
"She has 20 of these lamps,
so she won't notice
708
00:39:47,304 --> 00:39:49,978
"One missing because she doesn't
notice anything.
709
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:53,572
"Dad says i need to learn
the value of money, but someday,
710
00:39:53,614 --> 00:39:55,536
"I'll be
even richer than him,
711
00:39:55,578 --> 00:39:58,712
And i'll have 50
silver watches."
712
00:40:02,515 --> 00:40:04,812
You better be coming
with us, james.
713
00:40:04,855 --> 00:40:06,526
My job is to drive you.
714
00:40:06,568 --> 00:40:10,371
I had
no idea child endangerment
715
00:40:10,412 --> 00:40:11,917
Was part of your job
description.
716
00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:15,009
Again, i don't owe
a debt to society.
717
00:40:15,051 --> 00:40:17,056
So you're gonna leave us
with them?What?
718
00:40:17,099 --> 00:40:18,937
What's wrong with those guys?
They're not gonna hurt you.
719
00:40:18,979 --> 00:40:20,901
You're not gonna hurt them,
right?
720
00:40:20,943 --> 00:40:22,071
See?
721
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:35,820
Nice lamp.
722
00:40:35,861 --> 00:40:37,199
Thanks.
723
00:41:00,390 --> 00:41:01,895
Namaste. Simon.
724
00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:05,196
Jeremy.Lamp.
725
00:41:17,816 --> 00:41:26,383
Rub-A-Dub.
726
00:41:26,424 --> 00:41:28,556
Thank you.
727
00:41:28,598 --> 00:41:29,934
You don't want it?
728
00:41:29,977 --> 00:41:32,233
I have a lamp.
Works great.
729
00:41:32,274 --> 00:41:36,287
So that means
i can keep this one, right?
730
00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:38,167
Right.
731
00:41:38,209 --> 00:41:39,713
Score.
Let's go.
732
00:41:39,755 --> 00:41:42,178
Wait.
Where's the watch?
733
00:41:42,221 --> 00:41:45,981
Which one?The one that you bought when
you pawned your mother's lamp.
734
00:41:46,023 --> 00:41:51,246
I gave it to a homeless man
after i made my first million.
735
00:41:51,288 --> 00:41:54,296
You made a million dollars
and you live like this?
736
00:41:54,339 --> 00:41:56,554
Oh, i made a million over
and over.
737
00:41:56,595 --> 00:41:58,392
Then i gave it all away.
738
00:41:58,434 --> 00:42:01,651
Money...
it's dirty.
739
00:42:01,694 --> 00:42:03,282
Then how do you eat?
740
00:42:03,323 --> 00:42:05,204
I didn't say i gave away
everything,
741
00:42:05,245 --> 00:42:09,884
But i do believe
that all life's problems
742
00:42:09,926 --> 00:42:12,558
Come from attachment.
743
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,770
What do you mean?
744
00:42:13,812 --> 00:42:15,316
When i was young,
745
00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:18,868
I thought it was all about
owning as much as possible,
746
00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:21,334
I collected and amassed,
and i hoarded as much
747
00:42:21,376 --> 00:42:23,130
As i could,
including money.
748
00:42:23,172 --> 00:42:25,554
I made tons of it,
but all those things,
749
00:42:25,596 --> 00:42:30,903
And all that dirty,
dirty cash...
750
00:42:30,945 --> 00:42:32,199
Blinded me.
751
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:38,424
It made me miss
the point of...
752
00:42:38,467 --> 00:42:39,888
Living life.
753
00:42:39,929 --> 00:42:43,773
So getting rid of things
would you say
754
00:42:43,816 --> 00:42:45,319
Is the meaning of life?
755
00:42:45,362 --> 00:42:47,117
Jeremy,
you're reaching.
756
00:42:51,629 --> 00:42:53,218
And this is our out.
Let's go.
757
00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:54,555
We'll just leave a note.
758
00:42:54,596 --> 00:42:56,310
We'll write on the table
with our fingers.
759
00:42:56,352 --> 00:43:00,280
He'll find it.Lizzy, this could
our plan "h," alright?
760
00:43:00,322 --> 00:43:02,411
I don't know if we can open
the box, okay?
761
00:43:02,452 --> 00:43:04,877
But it's possible that we can
learn the meaning of life
762
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,715
From other people,
how does that sound?
763
00:43:06,757 --> 00:43:08,011
From this guy?
764
00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:10,811
Jeremy,
he's cuckoo-Berry.
765
00:43:10,852 --> 00:43:13,360
Look at this flower.
What do you see?
766
00:43:13,401 --> 00:43:15,867
Big, purplish flowers.
767
00:43:15,908 --> 00:43:18,290
Look at this picture.
What does it mean?
768
00:43:18,332 --> 00:43:19,502
I don't know.
769
00:43:19,544 --> 00:43:21,591
I guess it kind
of brightens the room?
770
00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:25,018
It reminds me
to treasure every moment
771
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,439
Because they are fleeting.
772
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,113
A minute later,
and the sky will be different.
773
00:43:29,155 --> 00:43:31,913
It reminds me
of a beautiful day
774
00:43:31,955 --> 00:43:34,713
Back when i used to go
outside.
775
00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:37,763
So, a real question
776
00:43:37,805 --> 00:43:42,277
What do you think
a photo means to a flower?
777
00:43:42,318 --> 00:43:43,656
Huh?Exactly.
778
00:43:45,954 --> 00:43:47,584
There is no single answer
779
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,966
That will apply to everyone
or everything.
780
00:43:50,007 --> 00:43:52,933
We all bring
our own perceptions
781
00:43:52,974 --> 00:43:55,900
And experiences
to every situation.
782
00:43:57,195 --> 00:44:00,747
Oh, oh, my god, is that
Is that a bug?
783
00:44:00,789 --> 00:44:05,427
So wait, so you're saying
that the meaning of life
784
00:44:05,469 --> 00:44:07,767
Or a sunset
is different for everyone?
785
00:44:07,808 --> 00:44:08,853
Yes.
786
00:44:08,895 --> 00:44:12,614
And if you ask the meaning
of life,
787
00:44:12,656 --> 00:44:17,253
You have to ask first,
why are we here?
788
00:44:19,468 --> 00:44:22,351
I would love to continue
this conversation,
789
00:44:22,392 --> 00:44:27,031
But right now, i have to shower
and call an exterminator.
790
00:44:27,073 --> 00:44:28,661
Rain check.
791
00:44:30,416 --> 00:44:32,213
Observation five
792
00:44:32,255 --> 00:44:35,263
I'm starting to think i don't
understand the grownups at all.
793
00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:39,442
Observation sixOr they
just don't understand me.
794
00:44:39,484 --> 00:44:42,744
Observation seven
Probably the only person
795
00:44:42,785 --> 00:44:45,376
On the planet who ever
understood me was my dad,
796
00:44:45,418 --> 00:44:48,970
And now i have no clue what
he's trying to tell me at all.
797
00:44:55,781 --> 00:44:58,038
Hey.
798
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,792
Hi.
799
00:44:59,835 --> 00:45:01,924
How was your day?
800
00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:04,682
Fine. Freakish.
801
00:45:04,724 --> 00:45:06,061
Fine.
802
00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:12,036
Well, i made you
some black-Eyed peas,
803
00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:13,834
Huck finn's favorite.
804
00:45:16,884 --> 00:45:18,556
Jeremy...
805
00:45:23,946 --> 00:45:25,492
Sweetheart.
806
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:30,089
Monkey,
you're on an adventure.
807
00:45:30,131 --> 00:45:32,179
An adventure's
supposed to be fun.
808
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:34,853
What's the point of trying
if he's not even here
809
00:45:34,895 --> 00:45:36,608
To see what i'm doing?
810
00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:40,159
He ishere, baby.
811
00:45:40,202 --> 00:45:42,500
I feel him all the time.
812
00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:44,882
I feel him in the wind.
813
00:45:44,924 --> 00:45:47,222
I feel him
in the sunshine on my face.
814
00:45:47,264 --> 00:45:49,687
I feel him
in the starlight at night.
815
00:45:49,729 --> 00:45:53,448
Whether or not you believe
that he is here
816
00:45:53,490 --> 00:45:56,541
And that he's watching you,
everything you do is important.
817
00:45:56,582 --> 00:45:58,463
Your father may have lived
each day as though
818
00:45:58,504 --> 00:46:00,845
It were his last,
but that does not mean that we
819
00:46:00,886 --> 00:46:04,606
Didn't have dreams that would
carry us far into our old age.
820
00:46:04,647 --> 00:46:07,154
For instance, one of them,
we decided
821
00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:10,247
We were gonna take you one night
into the desert
822
00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:11,960
And watch a meteorite shower.
823
00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:14,092
And then,
when you were a little older,
824
00:46:14,134 --> 00:46:16,431
Maybe, like,
a few years from now,
825
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:17,978
We'll bring you to paris,
826
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:21,488
And we could all wave our
baguettes madly on the sand
827
00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:22,951
As the flyboats went by.
828
00:46:22,992 --> 00:46:24,580
Vive la france!
829
00:46:24,623 --> 00:46:28,801
And then the simplest
but maybe my favorite dream
830
00:46:28,842 --> 00:46:32,562
Is that i would give
your babies
831
00:46:32,603 --> 00:46:33,941
If you ever have any
832
00:46:33,982 --> 00:46:37,451
A million kisses
as i held them in my arms.
833
00:46:37,493 --> 00:46:40,962
Look, i know i may not get
to all of them,
834
00:46:41,003 --> 00:46:44,764
But gosh darn it, i can't stop
dreaming these dreams
835
00:46:44,806 --> 00:46:46,143
And trying
to make them come true
836
00:46:46,185 --> 00:46:49,528
Just because daddy's
not here physically with us.
837
00:46:49,569 --> 00:46:51,366
He wouldn't want that.
838
00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:54,082
Please...
839
00:46:54,124 --> 00:46:58,345
Don't tell me
what dad wants or wanted.
840
00:46:58,387 --> 00:47:00,726
Okay, monkey, i'm sorry.
841
00:47:00,769 --> 00:47:03,192
And please
do not call me that.
842
00:47:03,234 --> 00:47:07,413
I am not
a little monkey anymore.
843
00:47:07,454 --> 00:47:09,377
Right.
844
00:47:09,419 --> 00:47:12,553
Right, jeremy, i'm
I'm sorry.
845
00:47:12,595 --> 00:47:14,141
I'll respect that.
846
00:47:14,182 --> 00:47:15,353
Thank you.
847
00:48:09,342 --> 00:48:11,223
What the heck are you doing?
848
00:48:11,265 --> 00:48:12,643
It's noon.
849
00:48:12,686 --> 00:48:15,109
It's a summer vacation.
I get to sleep in.
850
00:48:15,151 --> 00:48:16,990
Don't you wanna find
the keys?
851
00:48:17,031 --> 00:48:19,538
What's the point?
852
00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,293
Excuse me?!
853
00:48:21,336 --> 00:48:22,672
And what's that?
854
00:48:22,714 --> 00:48:24,762
Are you sleeping
with your dad's box?
855
00:48:24,804 --> 00:48:27,019
So?
856
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,732
Wow.
857
00:48:28,774 --> 00:48:31,448
Get up.
I have plan "h."
858
00:48:31,490 --> 00:48:33,454
I don't care,
i don't wanna do anything
859
00:48:33,496 --> 00:48:35,167
Until i know why i'm here.
860
00:48:35,209 --> 00:48:37,591
Well, i'm pretty sure
you won't figure that out
861
00:48:37,632 --> 00:48:39,722
Lying in bed with
a box all day.
862
00:48:39,764 --> 00:48:42,522
Besides, we're due at
samantha and rick's soon.
863
00:48:42,564 --> 00:48:45,447
I don't wanna go over there.Yeah, you do.
864
00:48:45,488 --> 00:48:47,704
I told them about
the box and the keys
865
00:48:47,746 --> 00:48:50,880
You what?!I told them
about the box and
866
00:48:55,309 --> 00:48:56,688
Great...
867
00:48:56,730 --> 00:48:58,067
You're up.
868
00:49:03,207 --> 00:49:05,380
Come on, jeremy.
869
00:49:05,421 --> 00:49:07,594
Samantha says if you wanna
know where the keys are,
870
00:49:07,636 --> 00:49:09,767
You have to go
to the source.
871
00:49:09,809 --> 00:49:11,355
You have to ask your dad.
872
00:49:11,397 --> 00:49:14,448
What are you talking
about?We're having a să©ance.
873
00:49:14,489 --> 00:49:16,244
She's got ouija board
and everything.
874
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,295
No. I'm done listening to you
and your stupid ideas.
875
00:49:19,337 --> 00:49:22,847
You always get me in trouble.
You're like a bad luck charm.
876
00:49:22,889 --> 00:49:25,061
Come on,
she's had it worked
877
00:49:25,104 --> 00:49:27,402
When she asked
her dead grandma something.
878
00:49:27,444 --> 00:49:29,867
Jeremy, what do you have
to lose?
879
00:49:29,909 --> 00:49:31,163
My integrity!
880
00:49:31,205 --> 00:49:34,756
What's that even mean?!
881
00:49:34,798 --> 00:49:38,225
Let us all hold hands
and close our eyes.
882
00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:46,875
You are gathered here today
to call upon the spirit o
883
00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:48,547
What's your dad's name?
884
00:49:48,588 --> 00:49:50,510
Daniel fink.
885
00:49:50,553 --> 00:49:52,141
Daniel fink.
886
00:49:52,182 --> 00:49:56,319
Mr. Fink, if you can hear
the sound of my voice,
887
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:59,161
Please send us a sign.
888
00:50:01,626 --> 00:50:03,339
Thank you.
889
00:50:03,381 --> 00:50:07,059
We shall take that as a sign
of your presence
890
00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:09,900
And your willingness
to speak.
891
00:50:09,942 --> 00:50:12,366
Why does it smell
like peanut butter?
892
00:50:12,408 --> 00:50:14,204
I don't know.
Just keep going.
893
00:50:14,247 --> 00:50:16,001
Okay.
894
00:50:16,043 --> 00:50:19,804
Let us all put our first
two fingers on the pointer.
895
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:25,111
Oh,
great spirit of daniel fink,
896
00:50:25,153 --> 00:50:28,495
We call upon you
to answer our plea.
897
00:50:28,538 --> 00:50:32,675
Where are the keys
you left for jeremy?
898
00:50:34,388 --> 00:50:36,184
My bad.
899
00:50:36,226 --> 00:50:37,772
Be serious, rick.
900
00:50:37,815 --> 00:50:39,820
Jeremy,
are you feeling anything?
901
00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:42,244
Yeah,
i feel like an idiot.
902
00:50:42,286 --> 00:50:43,873
Quiet!
903
00:50:43,915 --> 00:50:45,461
You must concentrate.
904
00:50:45,504 --> 00:50:48,345
I have way better things
to do.
905
00:50:48,387 --> 00:50:50,977
What's more important
than contacting your dad?
906
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:52,816
Building
your stupid time machine?
907
00:50:52,858 --> 00:50:56,034
Hold up,
you're building a time machine.
908
00:50:56,076 --> 00:50:58,165
I cannot believe
you just said that out loud!
909
00:50:58,206 --> 00:50:59,878
What?
Is it a big secret?
910
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,717
Everyone knows you've
been building it for years!
911
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:04,308
It's not like i've worked
on it recently!
912
00:51:04,350 --> 00:51:06,732
Time machine?!
913
00:51:06,773 --> 00:51:08,570
That's the dorkiest thing
i've ever heard.
914
00:51:08,612 --> 00:51:11,328
Shut up, rick!
Wait!
915
00:51:11,370 --> 00:51:13,751
Jeremy, wait!
Don't be mad!
916
00:51:13,794 --> 00:51:15,215
Come back here,
jeremy!
917
00:51:15,256 --> 00:51:17,137
Go back to
your new friends!
918
00:51:17,178 --> 00:51:20,145
Jeremy!
Jeremy, i'm sorry!
919
00:51:20,187 --> 00:51:22,611
I was only trying to help!
920
00:51:22,653 --> 00:51:24,115
Go away!
You've done enough!
921
00:51:24,157 --> 00:51:25,828
I don't want you to tell
anyone about me
922
00:51:25,871 --> 00:51:28,545
Or my dad ever again!
923
00:51:28,587 --> 00:51:32,389
AreAre you destroying
the time machine?
924
00:51:32,431 --> 00:51:35,774
Stop!
Jeremy, stop it right now!
925
00:51:35,816 --> 00:51:36,903
What do you care?
926
00:51:36,944 --> 00:51:39,493
You don't even believe
in it anymore!
927
00:51:39,535 --> 00:51:42,794
Do you think you're
the only one
928
00:51:42,837 --> 00:51:44,800
That has to struggle
to get out of bed?
929
00:51:44,842 --> 00:51:47,726
Do you think people
don't just wish
930
00:51:47,767 --> 00:51:50,483
They could go back in time
and change things?
931
00:51:50,526 --> 00:51:53,576
Yeah, your dad died.
932
00:51:53,617 --> 00:51:56,041
But he loved you,
you big dumb jerk!
933
00:51:56,083 --> 00:51:58,590
My mom didn't love me enough
to stay!
934
00:51:58,632 --> 00:52:01,098
Did you ever think
about that?
935
00:52:37,411 --> 00:52:39,710
So how we doing today?
936
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:45,811
Is it safe to assume you two
are now silent partners?
937
00:52:45,852 --> 00:52:48,109
We're not partners.
Just silent.
938
00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:50,407
Jeremy's not talking
'cause he's having
939
00:52:50,449 --> 00:52:52,956
A "existential" crisis.
940
00:52:52,998 --> 00:52:54,585
Oh, big word.
Big whoop.
941
00:52:54,628 --> 00:52:56,968
And he gets cranky when he
leaves the boring two blocks
942
00:52:57,010 --> 00:52:58,849
Around his apartment.
943
00:53:06,537 --> 00:53:09,002
What's the problem,
jeremy?
944
00:53:09,044 --> 00:53:12,221
A lot of things
that i don't want to get into.
945
00:53:12,262 --> 00:53:13,641
Like what?
946
00:53:13,683 --> 00:53:15,605
Like i don't know
why i'm here.
947
00:53:15,647 --> 00:53:17,527
How's that make you feel?I don't know.
948
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,871
Like i'm lost in outer space
and there's no gravity
949
00:53:20,912 --> 00:53:25,049
And nothing to hold onto.Well,
maybe today's assignment
950
00:53:25,091 --> 00:53:28,058
Will help bring you back
to planet earth.
951
00:53:34,911 --> 00:53:37,962
"This telescope belonged
to my grandfather.
952
00:53:38,004 --> 00:53:41,012
"Looking through it
was his favorite thing to do.
953
00:53:41,054 --> 00:53:43,728
"He left it to me
when he died.
954
00:53:43,771 --> 00:53:45,901
"I need the money
to buy a track uniform,
955
00:53:45,943 --> 00:53:48,116
"And my parents
can't afford it.
956
00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:50,582
"I need to run track in order
to get a scholarship
957
00:53:50,623 --> 00:53:52,169
"To get into m.I.T.
958
00:53:52,211 --> 00:53:54,718
"Someday i want to be
a scientist
959
00:53:54,761 --> 00:53:57,100
"And help answer some
of the questions in the world.
960
00:53:57,142 --> 00:54:00,527
I'm almost certain my
grandfather would understand."
961
00:54:00,569 --> 00:54:03,870
The telescope belongs
to dr. Grady.
962
00:54:03,912 --> 00:54:07,004
He's an astrophysicist at
the museum of natural history.
963
00:54:07,046 --> 00:54:08,968
I remember that place.
964
00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:10,473
We went there
on a school trip.
965
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:12,436
I fell asleep during
the movie thingy.
966
00:54:12,478 --> 00:54:15,905
Yeah, you were snoring
like an elephant.Chop-Chop.
967
00:54:17,493 --> 00:54:22,173
Find the scientist's entrance,
and you'll find the answers.
968
00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:35,211
Excuse me?Uh, excuse me?
969
00:54:35,252 --> 00:54:38,136
DoDo you know where
the scientists' entrance is?
970
00:54:38,178 --> 00:54:39,431
That way.
971
00:54:39,473 --> 00:54:40,644
Okay. Okay.Thank you.
972
00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:43,360
Excuse me!
973
00:54:43,401 --> 00:54:46,075
Do you know where
the scientists' entrance is?
974
00:54:46,118 --> 00:54:47,622
Thank you.
975
00:54:56,356 --> 00:54:59,447
James, why do you have
to do this to us?
976
00:54:59,490 --> 00:55:02,791
Jeremy and lizzy?
977
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,964
Dr. Grady.
Pleased to meet you.
978
00:55:05,006 --> 00:55:06,677
You'll have to forgive
my impatience,
979
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,059
But we scientists
are a very curious bunch.
980
00:55:09,101 --> 00:55:11,023
Wait, how did you know
it was us?
981
00:55:11,064 --> 00:55:13,823
Oh, that nice gentleman
over there pointed you out.
982
00:55:13,864 --> 00:55:17,792
I see endangering children's
no longer part of the job.
983
00:55:17,834 --> 00:55:20,174
I can't take the suspense
another moment.
984
00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:22,306
Tell me!
What do you have?
985
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,872
Incredible.
986
00:55:30,914 --> 00:55:33,296
How in the world
did you find it?!
987
00:55:33,338 --> 00:55:34,633
This guy named oswald.
988
00:55:34,675 --> 00:55:37,098
Old ozzy is still alive?
989
00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:38,561
Impossible!
990
00:55:38,603 --> 00:55:40,608
No,
oswald is his grandson.
991
00:55:40,651 --> 00:55:43,408
Oh, well
Well, that's a relief.
992
00:55:43,451 --> 00:55:47,670
For a second, i thought
he built a time machine.
993
00:55:47,713 --> 00:55:48,883
Do you know how?
994
00:55:48,924 --> 00:55:50,680
Jeremy's been trying
for five years.
995
00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:52,602
I told you
to stop telling people!
996
00:55:52,644 --> 00:55:55,318
What? He's a scientist.
Maybe he could help.
997
00:55:55,359 --> 00:55:59,163
Well, between us, i do think it
would be theoretically possible
998
00:55:59,204 --> 00:56:01,126
To go back in time.
999
00:56:01,168 --> 00:56:02,506
As to traveling
to the future,
1000
00:56:02,547 --> 00:56:05,139
Now that would be
incredibly difficult.
1001
00:56:05,180 --> 00:56:06,977
Huh?
1002
00:56:07,019 --> 00:56:10,320
Well, maybe you would understand
better if i show you.
1003
00:56:10,362 --> 00:56:14,331
One way to travel to the past
is to look at the stars.
1004
00:56:14,373 --> 00:56:19,095
The light that comes from stars
has traveled from very far away.
1005
00:56:19,137 --> 00:56:21,937
Never thought of it
as looking into the past.
1006
00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:27,411
Yes, you're seeing light as it
appeared 100 years ago,
1007
00:56:27,453 --> 00:56:28,790
Not as it looks today.
1008
00:56:28,832 --> 00:56:31,130
It might not even exist
anymore.
1009
00:56:31,172 --> 00:56:32,592
Wrapping my mind around
that
1010
00:56:32,635 --> 00:56:35,267
Just made me think
of 20 more questions.
1011
00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:38,568
Well,
i thought it was a headache,
1012
00:56:38,610 --> 00:56:39,780
But it might be questions.
1013
00:56:39,822 --> 00:56:43,123
Oh, now you see
why i love science!
1014
00:56:43,165 --> 00:56:46,759
When i was young
and i pawned the telescope,
1015
00:56:46,801 --> 00:56:49,768
I thought i'd know
all the answers by now.
1016
00:56:49,809 --> 00:56:54,824
I didn't realize that
for every answer i learn,
1017
00:56:54,865 --> 00:56:57,958
Twenty more questions pop up
in its place.
1018
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,253
Wait.
1019
00:56:59,295 --> 00:57:01,552
No,
it is a headache.
1020
00:57:01,593 --> 00:57:03,181
Stop.
Please, go on.
1021
00:57:03,223 --> 00:57:06,775
So it's very important
that we not destroy
1022
00:57:06,817 --> 00:57:08,280
What makes us curious.
1023
00:57:08,321 --> 00:57:11,497
We encourage it.
WeWeWe delight in it.
1024
00:57:11,539 --> 00:57:13,837
WeWeWe keep asking
and wondering
1025
00:57:13,879 --> 00:57:19,103
And trying to understand,
but when we stop wondering,
1026
00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:20,691
We stop asking questions,
1027
00:57:20,732 --> 00:57:23,782
And then there's no point
being here.
1028
00:57:23,825 --> 00:57:25,621
There's no point?
1029
00:57:25,663 --> 00:57:29,341
Someday when you two are old
and married
1030
00:57:29,382 --> 00:57:32,391
We're not getting married.At
least not to each other.
1031
00:57:32,432 --> 00:57:34,523
Well, regardless.
1032
00:57:34,564 --> 00:57:38,116
I hope you're still asking
questions when you're my age.
1033
00:57:38,158 --> 00:57:42,002
Questions are the key
to everything.
1034
00:57:50,151 --> 00:57:52,700
Are you sure you don't
wanna put it back together?
1035
00:57:52,742 --> 00:57:56,293
Dr. Grady was talking
like it's possible-Ish?
1036
00:57:56,336 --> 00:57:59,762
It's going to the trash.
You helping or watching?
1037
00:58:05,529 --> 00:58:07,994
I need to go
to coney island.
1038
00:58:08,036 --> 00:58:09,916
Because...
1039
00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:12,257
To go to where the star
first gave its light
1040
00:58:12,298 --> 00:58:14,471
All those years ago.
1041
00:58:14,513 --> 00:58:15,892
Talk english.
1042
00:58:15,934 --> 00:58:17,857
When my dad turned 13,
1043
00:58:17,898 --> 00:58:19,612
That fortune teller told him
his destiny.
1044
00:58:19,653 --> 00:58:21,993
I need to go to the place
where it all started.
1045
00:58:22,035 --> 00:58:24,459
Maybe there's a clue there
or something.
1046
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,255
Okay. I'm game.
1047
00:58:26,297 --> 00:58:29,348
I think this is something
that i need to do on my own.
1048
00:58:29,390 --> 00:58:32,064
You're out of your gourd.
I'm coming with you.
1049
00:58:32,106 --> 00:58:35,240
No, really.
I mean it.
1050
00:58:35,282 --> 00:58:37,957
You gotta respect
the man.
1051
00:58:37,998 --> 00:58:41,508
Is that you?Yes.
1052
00:58:41,550 --> 00:58:42,636
Okay.
1053
01:00:21,632 --> 01:00:23,136
Oh, no, you don't.
1054
01:00:23,178 --> 01:00:25,226
There's nothing to worry about,
fink, and if there is,
1055
01:00:25,267 --> 01:00:28,276
I brought this,
just in case.
1056
01:00:34,252 --> 01:00:36,258
Hey, jeremy.Stop.
1057
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:38,639
Why?Because people will think
1058
01:00:38,681 --> 01:00:40,227
There's something wrong
with you.
1059
01:00:40,269 --> 01:00:42,359
There is
something wrong with me,
1060
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,487
Jeremy fink!
1061
01:00:43,528 --> 01:00:45,910
You should know that
by now!
1062
01:00:45,953 --> 01:00:48,125
Where you going?!
1063
01:00:48,167 --> 01:00:49,504
Stop.
1064
01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:53,391
Jeremy fink's sweat smells
like peanut butter!
1065
01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:55,480
Can i see that for a second?
1066
01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:57,737
Bingo.
Let's find the old lady.
1067
01:00:57,778 --> 01:00:59,909
If she's still alive.
1068
01:00:59,951 --> 01:01:01,498
Wait.
1069
01:01:01,539 --> 01:01:03,754
I just wanna see
if i feel anything.
1070
01:01:10,315 --> 01:01:11,986
Okay.
1071
01:01:24,230 --> 01:01:26,611
Welcome to
madame zaleski house of palm.
1072
01:01:26,654 --> 01:01:29,244
Who would like reading today?
NoCh-Ch-Ch-Ch.
1073
01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:31,166
Don't tell me.
1074
01:01:31,209 --> 01:01:35,178
I think you are here...
1075
01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:39,525
With, um, burning question
of young love.
1076
01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:40,820
No.
1077
01:01:40,861 --> 01:01:42,533
Shh. Wait, wait.
Don't speak. Don't speak.
1078
01:01:42,575 --> 01:01:46,168
You are here today
with...
1079
01:01:46,210 --> 01:01:49,386
Question about lost pet.
1080
01:01:49,428 --> 01:01:51,851
Dog, cat?
1081
01:01:51,893 --> 01:01:53,064
Turtle?
1082
01:01:53,105 --> 01:01:55,654
You are siblings
who were separated at birth.
1083
01:01:55,696 --> 01:01:58,788
I apologize, i believe
we have the wrong place.
1084
01:01:58,831 --> 01:02:00,418
No! Nonsense!
1085
01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:03,803
No one comes into madame zaleski
house of palm by mistake!
1086
01:02:03,844 --> 01:02:05,307
Bigger forces
have brought you here!
1087
01:02:05,349 --> 01:02:09,528
Well, we came looking
for the real madame zaleski.
1088
01:02:09,570 --> 01:02:10,823
Real?
Madame zaleski?
1089
01:02:10,865 --> 01:02:13,832
What makes you think
i am not real? Touch.
1090
01:02:13,873 --> 01:02:16,005
Real.
1091
01:02:16,047 --> 01:02:18,805
Very real.
1092
01:02:18,846 --> 01:02:22,900
Uh, well, for one thing,
you're too young.
1093
01:02:22,942 --> 01:02:24,989
Oh, meow.
Madame zaleski like you.
1094
01:02:25,031 --> 01:02:27,705
You i give reading half price.
You, you pay full.
1095
01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:29,962
Look, is there
another madame zaleski
1096
01:02:30,004 --> 01:02:32,511
That was here
around 30 years ago?
1097
01:02:32,553 --> 01:02:35,270
Mmm. Yes.
1098
01:02:35,311 --> 01:02:38,571
My great aunt.
1099
01:02:38,612 --> 01:02:41,579
She taught me
everything i know.
1100
01:02:41,621 --> 01:02:44,170
A shame
what they did to her.
1101
01:02:44,212 --> 01:02:46,427
Kick her off boardwalk
after all those years.
1102
01:02:53,405 --> 01:02:57,207
And may we ask why?
1103
01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:58,838
Why?
1104
01:02:58,879 --> 01:03:00,091
For nothing!
1105
01:03:00,133 --> 01:03:03,977
They say she tell everyone
same thing.
1106
01:03:04,019 --> 01:03:05,398
What did she tell them?
1107
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,989
They claim she told
all the women
1108
01:03:08,031 --> 01:03:11,583
That they would grow long
fingernails and have good shoes
1109
01:03:11,624 --> 01:03:14,591
And all men that they would not
live to see 40th birthday.
1110
01:03:14,633 --> 01:03:15,804
Ridiculous!
1111
01:03:15,845 --> 01:03:18,645
If she did this
If she did this, is gift.
1112
01:03:18,687 --> 01:03:21,904
Make people live life more full.
This is blessing, no?
1113
01:03:21,946 --> 01:03:24,829
What? She told this
to everybody?
1114
01:03:27,671 --> 01:03:29,802
Does that mean yes?
1115
01:03:29,844 --> 01:03:31,349
Yes.
1116
01:03:36,781 --> 01:03:39,246
Listen, do you guys
want a reading or what
1117
01:03:39,288 --> 01:03:43,760
Because i got a nail appointment
in 20 minutes and i have to go.
1118
01:03:52,284 --> 01:03:55,418
That clears up
a lot.
1119
01:03:55,460 --> 01:03:58,385
Guess it wasn't his destiny
to die young.
1120
01:03:58,427 --> 01:04:00,182
It was just an accident.
1121
01:04:00,223 --> 01:04:02,062
Or a coincidence.
1122
01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:03,608
Same thing.
1123
01:04:03,650 --> 01:04:04,988
Is it?
1124
01:04:05,029 --> 01:04:06,367
I don't know.
1125
01:04:06,408 --> 01:04:08,749
I feel like i don't know
anything right now.
1126
01:04:08,790 --> 01:04:13,261
Well, even if we don't
find the keys,
1127
01:04:13,304 --> 01:04:16,479
At least we learned...
stuff.
1128
01:04:16,521 --> 01:04:18,986
Yeah, i guess that's
what my dad wanted.
1129
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,998
Hey, lizzy?
1130
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,463
Yo.
1131
01:04:25,505 --> 01:04:29,977
I'm sorry about the thing
i said.
1132
01:04:30,018 --> 01:04:32,484
Or i'm sorry for what
i didn't say
1133
01:04:32,526 --> 01:04:34,699
Is what i mean.
1134
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,247
I've been so busy missing
my dad,
1135
01:04:37,289 --> 01:04:40,215
I never stopped to think
about how hard it must be
1136
01:04:40,256 --> 01:04:42,806
For you
when your mom left.
1137
01:04:42,847 --> 01:04:46,858
I thought it was temporary
and that she'd be back
1138
01:04:46,901 --> 01:04:49,324
And everything would be okay.
1139
01:04:49,366 --> 01:04:52,710
And then you'd have
your mom again.
1140
01:04:52,751 --> 01:04:56,052
I really
never thought about
1141
01:04:56,094 --> 01:05:00,607
How hard
it must be for you.
1142
01:05:00,649 --> 01:05:03,155
Thank you, jeremy.
1143
01:05:03,197 --> 01:05:05,829
And i'm sorry, too,
1144
01:05:05,872 --> 01:05:09,717
About telling anyone
about your dad
1145
01:05:09,757 --> 01:05:12,224
Or the time machine.
1146
01:05:12,266 --> 01:05:14,479
I was just trying
to help.
1147
01:06:08,763 --> 01:06:10,811
Sissy, wake up!
1148
01:06:13,234 --> 01:06:17,120
Now, since today will sadly
be our last day together
1149
01:06:17,162 --> 01:06:18,541
Thank you.What?
1150
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:21,801
In two days, i'll be sailing
to the florida keys.
1151
01:06:21,842 --> 01:06:24,099
So as a reward for
a job well done,
1152
01:06:24,141 --> 01:06:27,191
I'd like you to choose
something from my shelves,
1153
01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:29,280
And if you wishDoll, please.
1154
01:06:29,322 --> 01:06:30,869
Alright, help yourself.
1155
01:06:30,911 --> 01:06:32,457
Yes!
1156
01:06:32,498 --> 01:06:33,961
What?
1157
01:06:34,002 --> 01:06:37,053
Jeremy,
is there anything you'd like?
1158
01:06:37,095 --> 01:06:40,019
Do you by chance have
any stamps?
1159
01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:43,322
Stamps, uh...
1160
01:06:43,363 --> 01:06:45,536
Stamps.
1161
01:06:45,578 --> 01:06:46,915
I have stamps.
1162
01:06:46,957 --> 01:06:48,629
Ha ha!
1163
01:06:53,267 --> 01:06:56,067
I meant old stamps.
1164
01:06:56,108 --> 01:07:00,622
Oh, whatWhat kind of stamps
are you looking for?
1165
01:07:00,662 --> 01:07:04,174
A 13-Cent hawaiian
issued in 1913.
1166
01:07:04,215 --> 01:07:05,595
It's pretty rare.
1167
01:07:05,635 --> 01:07:08,937
I don't believe so.
1168
01:07:08,978 --> 01:07:10,818
Um...
1169
01:07:10,859 --> 01:07:13,158
Letter opener?
1170
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,285
Nah, i'm good.
1171
01:07:14,328 --> 01:07:16,668
Then may i make
a suggestion?
1172
01:07:16,709 --> 01:07:20,513
Uh, sissy said
that you aren't fond
1173
01:07:20,554 --> 01:07:24,441
Of traveling outside the two
blocks of your general area?
1174
01:07:24,482 --> 01:07:25,736
I'm getting better.
1175
01:07:25,778 --> 01:07:27,784
He is, as long
as someone's with him.
1176
01:07:27,825 --> 01:07:29,914
His palms don't sweat
anymore.
1177
01:07:29,956 --> 01:07:32,004
Well, that's commendable,
1178
01:07:32,046 --> 01:07:34,971
'Cause turning 13
is a big deal,
1179
01:07:35,013 --> 01:07:37,604
And there's a whole world
out there
1180
01:07:37,646 --> 01:07:39,609
Ready for you to conquer.
1181
01:07:39,652 --> 01:07:43,244
That's why i suggest
you take this.
1182
01:07:45,669 --> 01:07:47,884
That could come in handy.
1183
01:07:47,925 --> 01:07:49,556
Whoa! What's in it?
1184
01:07:49,597 --> 01:07:54,361
Flotsam and jetsam,
papers, photos, pencils, keys.
1185
01:07:54,402 --> 01:07:56,115
IMary?!
1186
01:07:56,158 --> 01:07:58,163
Will you dump this junk
out of here?!
1187
01:07:58,206 --> 01:07:59,709
No!
II mean no, thank you,
1188
01:07:59,751 --> 01:08:02,091
Flotsam and jetsam.
It's great. I love it.
1189
01:08:02,134 --> 01:08:04,264
Skip it.
Very well.
1190
01:08:04,306 --> 01:08:07,817
It has been a great pleasure
meeting the both of you.
1191
01:08:07,857 --> 01:08:08,945
Goodbye.
1192
01:08:08,986 --> 01:08:10,616
Thank you mr. Oswald.
1193
01:08:10,658 --> 01:08:12,789
This has been one
of the greatest summers.
1194
01:08:12,831 --> 01:08:15,046
Definitely made
my top ten.
1195
01:08:41,957 --> 01:08:44,924
Oh, my gosh,
it works!
1196
01:08:48,769 --> 01:08:50,273
Lizzy...
1197
01:08:51,735 --> 01:08:53,699
Two down, two to go.
1198
01:08:53,741 --> 01:08:55,161
Thank you, oswald.
1199
01:09:02,935 --> 01:09:04,982
It fits.One more...
1200
01:09:05,024 --> 01:09:07,322
And then...the meaning of life.
1201
01:09:18,313 --> 01:09:21,196
Well,
maybe we missed one.
1202
01:09:21,237 --> 01:09:23,494
No, i was really careful.
1203
01:09:23,536 --> 01:09:25,625
I gotta go to bed.
1204
01:09:25,668 --> 01:09:27,715
Wait, but we have
to retry all of them.
1205
01:09:27,756 --> 01:09:31,518
It's 2:00 a.M. And i would
rather stick a fork in my eye.
1206
01:09:31,559 --> 01:09:33,982
But, hey, happy birthday
officially.
1207
01:09:34,025 --> 01:09:36,281
You're two hours
into being a teenager.
1208
01:09:36,323 --> 01:09:38,788
Actually, i did the math,
and it's the end
1209
01:09:38,830 --> 01:09:41,045
Of my 13th year
on the planet so
1210
01:09:41,087 --> 01:09:42,842
Goodnight, fink.
1211
01:09:45,851 --> 01:09:46,979
Mom.
1212
01:09:49,570 --> 01:09:52,077
H-Hey, mom?
1213
01:09:52,119 --> 01:09:53,455
Mom.
1214
01:09:53,498 --> 01:09:56,172
Oh...
1215
01:09:56,214 --> 01:09:57,675
Hi.
1216
01:09:57,718 --> 01:10:01,353
Did you find
the rest of the keys?
1217
01:10:01,396 --> 01:10:03,192
Three of them.
1218
01:10:03,235 --> 01:10:05,364
Oh.
1219
01:10:07,622 --> 01:10:08,876
Come here.
1220
01:10:16,063 --> 01:10:18,987
Remember
in "the giving tree,"
1221
01:10:19,030 --> 01:10:24,044
When the tree gave the boy
all of her apples and branches?
1222
01:10:24,086 --> 01:10:26,218
Sure, i think we only
read it to you
1223
01:10:26,259 --> 01:10:28,349
About 100 million times.
1224
01:10:31,065 --> 01:10:33,447
Remember at the end
1225
01:10:33,488 --> 01:10:36,832
When the tree gave
the boy all that she had
1226
01:10:36,874 --> 01:10:40,425
Until she was nothing
but a stump?
1227
01:10:40,467 --> 01:10:41,596
Sure.
1228
01:10:41,636 --> 01:10:43,308
That always bothered me.
1229
01:10:43,350 --> 01:10:49,535
But the tree loved
the boy very much.
1230
01:10:49,577 --> 01:10:52,794
Remember the last line?
"And the tree was..."happy, yes.
1231
01:10:52,837 --> 01:10:56,472
Daddy used to say
that you were the giving tree,
1232
01:10:56,514 --> 01:10:59,188
That you would do
anything for us.
1233
01:10:59,230 --> 01:11:01,444
He said that about me?
1234
01:11:01,487 --> 01:11:03,409
Yeah.
1235
01:11:03,450 --> 01:11:09,300
And sometimes
i want you to be that.
1236
01:11:09,343 --> 01:11:12,184
And sometimes i don't.
1237
01:11:15,026 --> 01:11:16,822
Oh.
1238
01:11:16,864 --> 01:11:19,622
Okay.
I think i understand.
1239
01:11:19,664 --> 01:11:22,422
Thank you, monkey.
I mean jeremy.
1240
01:11:22,464 --> 01:11:24,762
You can call me monkey.
1241
01:11:24,804 --> 01:11:26,266
Yeah?
1242
01:11:26,309 --> 01:11:29,860
Well, then, happy 13th birthday,
monkey.
1243
01:11:29,902 --> 01:11:31,531
Thanks, mom.
1244
01:11:44,152 --> 01:11:48,164
Yeah, he got it!
He got it!
1245
01:11:48,205 --> 01:11:51,298
Oh boy, i remember when
i turned 13.
1246
01:11:51,339 --> 01:11:53,511
I was all, hey,
where's the secret handshake?
1247
01:11:53,554 --> 01:11:54,641
You know it?
1248
01:11:54,682 --> 01:11:56,020
Oh, jeremy, there is none.
1249
01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:58,360
You just gotta sink or swim
your way through it.
1250
01:11:58,401 --> 01:12:00,449
And just when you figure out
teendom, bang!
1251
01:12:00,491 --> 01:12:01,954
You're 20,
and right there,
1252
01:12:01,995 --> 01:12:05,213
That's a whole nother set
of mysteries to unlock.
1253
01:12:05,255 --> 01:12:06,842
So happy birthday,
kiddo!
1254
01:12:06,884 --> 01:12:08,890
Thanks.Can we do presents now?
1255
01:12:08,932 --> 01:12:10,645
Open mine first.
It's the best.
1256
01:12:10,687 --> 01:12:13,778
Slow it down, lizzy.
Elaine first.
1257
01:12:13,820 --> 01:12:16,245
Thanks.
1258
01:12:16,287 --> 01:12:17,499
Alright.
1259
01:12:29,533 --> 01:12:31,957
How did you know?
1260
01:12:31,999 --> 01:12:35,969
You've only been telling me
for 100 years.
1261
01:12:36,010 --> 01:12:38,016
But thisone.
1262
01:12:38,058 --> 01:12:41,067
A certain dr. Grady
had it delivered.
1263
01:12:41,108 --> 01:12:43,825
Whoopdy-Doo.
Now open mine.
1264
01:12:43,866 --> 01:12:46,206
Okay.
1265
01:12:50,469 --> 01:12:53,185
It's the ignition key
to your time machine, duh?
1266
01:12:53,227 --> 01:12:55,192
And you didn't tell me?
1267
01:12:55,233 --> 01:12:56,612
Well,
you threw it away!
1268
01:12:56,654 --> 01:12:58,784
And when your mom saw you
took apart the time machine,
1269
01:12:58,827 --> 01:13:01,000
She made me get it
out of the garbage.
1270
01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:05,555
I got grounded,
and i dumpster dived for you.
1271
01:13:05,596 --> 01:13:07,310
Mom?
1272
01:13:07,351 --> 01:13:08,563
Jeremy?
1273
01:13:08,605 --> 01:13:10,611
I love you.
1274
01:13:10,653 --> 01:13:12,867
I love you too,
monkey!
1275
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:21,309
It's okay, you can go
somewhere else to open it.
1276
01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:27,366
Wait up!
1277
01:14:18,182 --> 01:14:20,145
Dear jeremy,
1278
01:14:20,188 --> 01:14:22,235
I wanna tell you some things
i've learned
1279
01:14:22,276 --> 01:14:25,244
Since i met that fortune teller
on my 13th birthday.
1280
01:14:25,285 --> 01:14:27,333
Of course, it's my hope
that i'm with you
1281
01:14:27,374 --> 01:14:29,005
When you turn 13,
but just in case,
1282
01:14:29,046 --> 01:14:31,135
I'm writing it down.
1283
01:14:31,178 --> 01:14:33,183
From my 13th birthday
forward,
1284
01:14:33,226 --> 01:14:36,150
I grew up with a deadline
over my head.
1285
01:14:36,193 --> 01:14:37,947
If i only had 40 years,
1286
01:14:37,989 --> 01:14:40,538
How many more times
would i see a sunset
1287
01:14:40,579 --> 01:14:42,752
Or play in the waves
at the beach?
1288
01:14:42,795 --> 01:14:45,469
How many more times
would i hug my son at night?
1289
01:14:45,511 --> 01:14:48,645
I made sure to be
fully in the moment,
1290
01:14:48,687 --> 01:14:51,779
To pay attention,
because that's all life is,
1291
01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,077
Really,
a string of moments
1292
01:14:54,119 --> 01:14:56,835
That you knot together
and carry with you.
1293
01:14:56,876 --> 01:14:59,176
Hopefully, most of those
moments are wonderful,
1294
01:14:59,216 --> 01:15:00,930
But they can't all be.
1295
01:15:00,972 --> 01:15:03,689
The trick is to recognize
an important one
1296
01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:07,157
When it happens
and to hold on tight to it.
1297
01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:09,372
Inside this box is a record
1298
01:15:09,413 --> 01:15:11,501
Of what gave meaning
to my life.
1299
01:15:11,544 --> 01:15:14,302
I hope it inspires you
to do the same.
1300
01:15:23,245 --> 01:15:25,794
Rocks? What?
1301
01:15:31,101 --> 01:15:34,027
"Rock number one
1302
01:15:34,068 --> 01:15:38,163
The boardwalk
at coney island, age 13."
1303
01:15:41,883 --> 01:15:44,599
"Rock number two
The first flea market
1304
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,150
"My parents took me to,
age 14.
1305
01:15:48,193 --> 01:15:52,622
"Rock threeOutside the dance
where i met your mom.
1306
01:15:52,664 --> 01:15:55,547
"Rock four
High school graduation.
1307
01:15:55,589 --> 01:15:56,675
"Rock five
1308
01:15:56,717 --> 01:16:01,438
The cemetery
at my father's funeral."
1309
01:16:01,481 --> 01:16:04,406
None of these rocks
have numbers on them.
1310
01:16:08,544 --> 01:16:10,841
I guess it doesn't matter
1311
01:16:10,883 --> 01:16:13,683
As long as you remember
the moment.
1312
01:16:13,725 --> 01:16:17,027
It's the last one
i'm missing.
1313
01:16:17,068 --> 01:16:19,825
"Expect the unexpected."
1314
01:16:19,868 --> 01:16:25,300
But i only had ten cards in my
collection when your dad died.
1315
01:16:25,342 --> 01:16:26,512
I know.
1316
01:16:26,553 --> 01:16:29,521
Well, how did he...
1317
01:16:29,562 --> 01:16:31,192
I don't know.
1318
01:16:39,299 --> 01:16:40,511
I gotta go.
1319
01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:44,146
Wait!
Where are you going?!
1320
01:16:44,189 --> 01:16:46,612
Wait! Where are you going?!
What about me?!
1321
01:16:46,653 --> 01:16:50,122
Lizzy, you've always been there
for me and you always will,
1322
01:16:50,164 --> 01:16:53,590
But i think this is something
that i need to do on my own.
1323
01:16:53,633 --> 01:16:55,345
Okay.
1324
01:16:55,387 --> 01:16:57,518
Then...
1325
01:16:57,561 --> 01:17:00,611
Ru-U-U-U-U-N!
1326
01:17:00,652 --> 01:17:02,073
Rock six
1327
01:17:02,115 --> 01:17:04,163
Outside the hospital
where you were born.
1328
01:17:04,205 --> 01:17:06,168
Yes. Rock seven
1329
01:17:06,211 --> 01:17:09,678
The first day you said "dad"
and all the other moments
1330
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:13,313
You made me laugh
and filled my life with joy.
1331
01:17:13,355 --> 01:17:15,487
I spent a lot of my life
thinking it was death
1332
01:17:15,529 --> 01:17:18,370
That gave meaning to life,
but i was wrong.
1333
01:17:18,412 --> 01:17:21,129
Life and how we choose
to live it
1334
01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,552
Is what gives meaning
to life.
1335
01:17:23,594 --> 01:17:25,098
Life is all about
the journey,
1336
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:28,567
And i hope this is one
you'll never forget.
1337
01:17:28,608 --> 01:17:30,531
I hope lizzy is still
your best friend
1338
01:17:30,573 --> 01:17:32,871
And that she's as feisty
as ever.
1339
01:17:32,913 --> 01:17:35,754
Take care of each other
and hug your mother for me.
1340
01:17:35,796 --> 01:17:38,930
More than anything,
i hope the string of moments
1341
01:17:38,971 --> 01:17:43,151
That make up your life delight
you and fill you with wonder.
1342
01:17:43,192 --> 01:17:46,618
Every moment is waiting
for you, jeremy,
1343
01:17:46,661 --> 01:17:48,708
Starting with this moment.
1344
01:17:48,751 --> 01:17:51,467
And this one.
And this one.
1345
01:17:51,508 --> 01:17:54,350
They're all yours
to celebrate.
1346
01:17:54,392 --> 01:17:56,022
They're all yours.
1347
01:17:56,063 --> 01:18:00,618
I love you, jeremy,
and i am so proud of you.
1348
01:18:00,659 --> 01:18:02,875
Hello, mr. Oswald?
1349
01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:05,590
Mr. Oswald?
1350
01:18:05,633 --> 01:18:06,845
H-Hello?
1351
01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:11,065
Mr. Oswald?
1352
01:18:14,324 --> 01:18:17,167
What a surprise.
1353
01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:19,381
Jeremy,
what are you doing here?
1354
01:18:19,423 --> 01:18:21,429
Is oswald home?Oswald, no.
1355
01:18:21,470 --> 01:18:27,028
Oswald is in florida.
The keys, remember?
1356
01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,828
Now i'll never know.
1357
01:18:29,868 --> 01:18:32,252
Never know what?
1358
01:18:32,293 --> 01:18:34,215
Who set
this whole thing up.
1359
01:18:34,257 --> 01:18:36,681
If oswald knew
about all of it.
1360
01:18:36,723 --> 01:18:38,812
If oswald and my dad
knew each other
1361
01:18:38,853 --> 01:18:41,362
Or if this was just
some weird coincidence?
1362
01:18:41,403 --> 01:18:43,785
Well,
maybe i can help you.Okay.
1363
01:18:46,961 --> 01:18:48,089
Shoot.
1364
01:18:48,131 --> 01:18:50,053
How long has oswald
had the keys?
1365
01:18:50,095 --> 01:18:51,682
Since your dad died.
1366
01:18:51,725 --> 01:18:54,859
How did my dad and oswald
know each other?
1367
01:18:54,901 --> 01:18:57,824
They met at a flea market
about six years ago.
1368
01:18:57,868 --> 01:19:00,458
Oswald sold your dad
the box.
1369
01:19:00,499 --> 01:19:05,806
The missing key to the box
was the key in my time machine.
1370
01:19:05,848 --> 01:19:07,437
It was?
1371
01:19:07,478 --> 01:19:09,234
What do you know
about that?
1372
01:19:09,275 --> 01:19:12,619
I know that oswald gave
that key to your mom
1373
01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:14,833
When you started building
the time machine.
1374
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,130
Since my dad's funeral.
1375
01:19:17,174 --> 01:19:19,681
They've been planning this
for a long time.
1376
01:19:19,723 --> 01:19:22,480
Everyone has.Everyone?
1377
01:19:22,523 --> 01:19:25,824
So the security guard?
And the police officer?
1378
01:19:25,865 --> 01:19:28,455
It's amazing what people
will do for a good cause.
1379
01:19:28,498 --> 01:19:31,087
Even larry the locksmith
was in on it.
1380
01:19:31,130 --> 01:19:36,814
Your dad wanted you to have
an incredible 13th birthday,
1381
01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:41,243
So we were all here
to make sure it happened.
1382
01:19:41,285 --> 01:19:44,879
Oh, everyone did this
for my dad.
1383
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,469
Everyone did this for you.
1384
01:19:49,642 --> 01:19:51,105
Lizzy's playing card.
1385
01:19:51,147 --> 01:19:54,364
Your dad signed every card
in the deck
1386
01:19:54,406 --> 01:19:55,827
To make sure
he got the right one.
1387
01:19:55,869 --> 01:19:58,209
How did he know which one
was the right one?
1388
01:19:58,251 --> 01:19:59,755
Lizzy's dad
did some snooping.
1389
01:19:59,797 --> 01:20:02,096
Of course
lizzy's dad was in on it.
1390
01:20:02,137 --> 01:20:03,851
Everybody was.
1391
01:20:03,892 --> 01:20:05,981
Operation jeremy fink
and the meaning of life.
1392
01:20:06,024 --> 01:20:08,697
We had code words
and secret handshakes.
1393
01:20:08,739 --> 01:20:10,286
It was fun.
1394
01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:13,127
Wait, so how did the card
get inside the box?
1395
01:20:13,169 --> 01:20:15,342
Oh, please, jeremy,
you left your bag in my car
1396
01:20:15,383 --> 01:20:17,097
So many times.
1397
01:20:17,138 --> 01:20:20,482
That reminds me.
1398
01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:24,870
Oswald wanted me
to mail this to you, but...
1399
01:20:27,042 --> 01:20:29,425
So it's goodbye again.
1400
01:20:29,466 --> 01:20:32,851
Where are you going?Me?
Off to the next job.
1401
01:20:36,612 --> 01:20:38,702
Thank you, jeremy.
1402
01:20:38,743 --> 01:20:42,964
You're thanking me?
For what?
1403
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:46,098
For letting me see the world
through your eyes.
1404
01:20:46,140 --> 01:20:49,942
You got a pretty
amazing life ahead of you.
101488