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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,980 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 2 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:21,110 You thought you'd win, didn't you? 3 00:00:21,110 --> 00:00:26,020 That you'd live forever, that you could beat death. 4 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:29,860 Well, sadly, death finds everyone sooner or later. 5 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:33,720 Too bad for you it was sooner. 6 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,550 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 7 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:43,770 Well, perhaps death was right on schedule. 8 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:45,720 I guess we'll never know. 9 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,610 [GHOSTLY LAUGHTER] 10 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,900 You'll know. 11 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:54,020 You! 12 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:57,240 When it's your time to die. 13 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,610 No! 14 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:00,690 You're dead! 15 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,990 You can't hurt anybody anymore. 16 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:07,170 Are you so sure, my faithful lawyer? 17 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:11,780 Death isn't always so neat and tidy. 18 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,910 Chat later. 19 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:15,900 [GHOSTLY LAUGHTER] 20 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:19,380 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 21 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,860 [GHOSTLY LAUGHTER] 22 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:25,340 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 23 00:01:55,740 --> 00:02:02,490 Shadows of darkness, spirits within, harness the energy, 24 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:05,010 let it begin. 25 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:09,840 By the power of my will, essence of my soul, 26 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:14,090 make this woman reveal her goal. 27 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:17,990 Cindy, my dear, draw from the uncharted. 28 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:21,830 You're on the clock now so I suggest you get started. 29 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:23,270 [CLICK] 30 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:25,190 [LOW MOANING] 31 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,510 Wow. 32 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:32,450 Can you really foretell the future, Madam Zola? 33 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:34,100 That would be so cool. 34 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:37,310 Past, present, future. 35 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,500 All is known to those who possess the powers 36 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,210 of the psychic world. 37 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,730 And you really possess those powers? 38 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:47,450 Yes, I recently repossessed them. 39 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:51,050 You know, I've never really done anything like this before. 40 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:53,300 Zola already knows that. 41 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,070 Of course, you know everything. 42 00:02:56,070 --> 00:02:58,290 You came to the right place. 43 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:01,400 Now tell me, what is troubling you? 44 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,230 I'm not sure if I should tell you everything. 45 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:04,010 [SIGHS] 46 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:08,730 Please, in order to help you, I must first know your desires, 47 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,780 your needs, your fears. 48 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:13,840 My fears? 49 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:18,850 Well, I'm afraid of enclosed spaces, open spaces, hot food, 50 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:23,170 cold food, gluten-free food, children, 51 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,280 vampires, birds, cornucopia-- 52 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:26,980 OK. 53 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:30,420 Just give me the "Reader's Digest" version. 54 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:33,820 [SIGHS] Well, I don't have a boyfriend. 55 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:35,500 I can't pay my rent. 56 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,680 And I'm failing all my most important classes. 57 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,250 I just suck at animal husbandry 101. 58 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,900 Hm, really? 59 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,900 Let us consult the crystal ball. 60 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:49,450 Look deep into the crystal. 61 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:51,930 Tell me what you see. 62 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:52,630 I see-- 63 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:57,960 I see a crystal ball. 64 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:58,660 Right. 65 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:02,430 Um, there must be a bad connection to the spirit world. 66 00:04:02,430 --> 00:04:03,960 Might be the weather. 67 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,250 We'll do this old school. 68 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,880 Let me see your palm. 69 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,730 Uh, front or back? 70 00:04:08,730 --> 00:04:09,430 Front. 71 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,050 Well? 72 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:28,070 I see your fortunes are about to change, very soon. 73 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:28,970 Soon? 74 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,710 How soon is soon? 75 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:31,490 Soon enough. 76 00:04:35,210 --> 00:04:37,530 Will I be able to pay my rent? 77 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:39,050 I don't know that yet. 78 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:41,990 Will I stopped sucking at animal husbandry? 79 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,030 Well, that's up to you. 80 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,650 What about romance? 81 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:47,100 What about passion? 82 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,310 Will I find it? 83 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:52,340 Close your eyes. 84 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:56,230 Passion will soon find you. 85 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:59,130 Very soon. 86 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:00,810 What do you feel? 87 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,750 Mm, I feel-- 88 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:06,390 it kind of feels like a boob. 89 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,010 Hey, what are you doing? 90 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:12,720 Please, I can see your future and it's a hot one, 91 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,350 filled with much passion. 92 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,690 You can't escape your destiny. 93 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:23,190 [SIGHS] Well, I have been in a bit of a dry spell lately. 94 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,450 And I have to be honest with you. 95 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,600 I can't pay you for today. 96 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,420 I'm flat broke. 97 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:32,160 But I'll give you my IOU. 98 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:32,940 Trust me. 99 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:34,830 Your credit is good here. 100 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:38,550 I really do know what's about to happen next. 101 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:42,040 [SULTRY MUSIC] 102 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,510 [AMBIENT STREET NOISE] 103 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,340 [DOOR CLOSES] 104 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,840 SARA: Cindy, is that you? 105 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,400 Yeah, it's me. 106 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,990 Where have you been all day? 107 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:10,290 I know you're going to laugh at me. 108 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:12,410 But I went to see Madam Zola. 109 00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:13,670 Madam Zola? 110 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:14,840 She's a psychic advisor. 111 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,000 [SCOFFS] Oh, please, Cindy, like you're not already 112 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,400 strapped for cash as it is. 113 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,150 I know. 114 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:22,910 I just-- I really needed some good news right now. 115 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:25,290 And did you get your money's worth? 116 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:27,210 I guess you could say that. 117 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:28,170 What's that? 118 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,030 Another note from Mr. Catwhistle. 119 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:32,520 Ah, it's probably about the rent again. 120 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,520 CINDY: It seems like we get one of these every month. 121 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,990 That's because we're always behind on rent 122 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:38,370 right every month. 123 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:39,120 Well, don't worry. 124 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,890 Madam Zola said a change in my future 125 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:42,150 is right around the corner. 126 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,640 You can't be serious. 127 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,340 Of course I am. 128 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:47,340 Before you know it, good fortune will come knocking at the door. 129 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,130 You can't be serious. 130 00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:50,540 [KNOCKING] 131 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,010 See? 132 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:55,010 It must be Mr. Catwhistle here to collect the rent. 133 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:55,710 Quick. 134 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:56,910 Run out the back. 135 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:57,930 I'll go distract him. 136 00:06:57,930 --> 00:06:58,630 Oh, please. 137 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:02,190 That gag only works on "Three's Company." 138 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:03,600 Miss Storm? 139 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,860 Who's asking? 140 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:06,200 My name is Cosgrove. 141 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,330 May I come in? 142 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,030 OK. 143 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,060 I am an attorney. 144 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,330 I represent the estate of the late Lady Dracovich. 145 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:19,650 CINDY: Dracovich? 146 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:21,930 The late Lady Dracovich. 147 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:22,890 Late? 148 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:23,900 Late for what? 149 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:24,690 No, no. 150 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:26,670 I don't mean that kind of late. 151 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:29,370 What I meant to say was, she's departed. 152 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:32,370 Oh, she farted. 153 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,140 Departed, Cindy. 154 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:36,630 Yes, dead. 155 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,340 Dead people fart? 156 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,080 Oh, no. No. 157 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:39,780 OK. 158 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:42,450 Look, it is my duty to inform you, 159 00:07:42,450 --> 00:07:44,910 Cindy Storm, the Lady Dracovich has 160 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:47,320 left you her entire estate-- 161 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,260 everything, lock, stock, and barrel. 162 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:52,530 What am I supposed to do with stocks and barrels? 163 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:56,520 The estate consists of Dracovich Manor, its content, 164 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:01,890 and the surrounding property, plus a moderate source 165 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:03,540 of ready cash. 166 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:05,590 Money! 167 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:06,840 Here's the keys. 168 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,610 Yes! 169 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:09,450 Wait a minute. 170 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:12,770 Have you ever met this Lady Dracovich before? 171 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:15,300 Well, no. 172 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,770 Well, then why would she want to leave 173 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:18,590 you her entire fortune? 174 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:20,220 Ah, that's simple. 175 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:22,710 No one ever liked Lady Dracovich. 176 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:26,670 And when she died, suddenly, she left specific instructions-- 177 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:31,260 the first person to push Like on her Myspacebook page 178 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,220 would inherit her estate. 179 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:37,020 So you hit Like on someone's death notice. 180 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:40,230 I thought it was Mr. Malkovich, my history teacher. 181 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:42,810 Dracovich, Malkovich. 182 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:44,990 I didn't know vich was vich. 183 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:48,420 Why don't we meet later in the afternoon at the house? 184 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:50,580 I can turn over the deed to you and give you Lady 185 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:52,730 Dracovich's final instructions. 186 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:53,430 OK. 187 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,080 See you then. 188 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,850 There is one final thing. 189 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:01,970 This book. 190 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:04,970 You are to protect this book at all costs. 191 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:09,320 Failure to do so would mean that you forfeit your inheritance. 192 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,360 Do you understand? 193 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,700 Protect book. 194 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,130 Got it. 195 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:17,040 OK. 196 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,470 [SNAP] 197 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:22,190 But never read it. 198 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:25,010 The instructions are very specific. 199 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:28,570 I'm not much of a reader anyways so no worries. 200 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:29,270 Excellent. 201 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:31,190 I hope so. 202 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:32,810 Well, ladies, good day. 203 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:40,700 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 204 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,670 I'm rich! 205 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:44,640 Woo! 206 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,110 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 207 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:54,750 So you see, Professor Gordon, it's absolutely imperious 208 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,730 that I'd be allowed a short leave of abstinence 209 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,410 to gather my affairs. 210 00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:02,220 You mean to tell me that you, Cindy Storm, 211 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:05,580 inherited a vast fortune from the late Lady Dracovich? 212 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:08,790 She's not late, she's dead. 213 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:11,250 And, yes, I inherited everything. 214 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,220 Are you all right, Professor Gordon? 215 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:13,920 Yeah. 216 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,620 I'm fine. 217 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:20,120 It's just this-- this damn chair, it's uneven. 218 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,450 I think the base is uneven. 219 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,420 Now about your leave-- 220 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:27,600 Oh, please. 221 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,310 I'll study extra hard while I'm away. 222 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:31,970 I could do extra credit. 223 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:36,510 Ah, well-- well, how would you do that? 224 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,680 The manor house has a bunch of old antiques and stuff. 225 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,520 I guess I could write a report on everything I own. 226 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,550 OK. 227 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:45,840 That is true. 228 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,420 Lady Dracovich had one of the rarest collections of books 229 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:51,780 pertaining to the paranormal. 230 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,160 OK, Cindy. 231 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:53,890 You win. 232 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:54,590 [GASPS] 233 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:57,360 But I expect you to report back every few days 234 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,040 and keep me up to date on your progress. 235 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,040 Yes, sir. 236 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:00,840 Thank you, sir. 237 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,820 I really appreciate it. 238 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,330 Bye bye. 239 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,830 [DOOR OPENS] 240 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,820 [DOOR CLOSES] 241 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,820 [SIGHS] 242 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:16,100 [SIGHS] [LAUGHS] I thought she'd never leave. 243 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,270 Now, where were we? 244 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:20,540 [SIGHS] I think we were discussing how I could 245 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:22,040 best serve the student body. 246 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:28,260 Well, I was thinking maybe the best way would be on your back. 247 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:32,050 And I thought it would be even better on my knees. 248 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:36,870 Well, considering that you are the head of the student body, 249 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,160 I guess we could make a compromise. 250 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,140 [SULTRY MUSIC] 251 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,010 [GASPS AND MOANING] 252 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,240 Can you believe that Lady Dracovich 253 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,960 left her entire estate to that nitwit Cindy? 254 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,610 How is that even possible? 255 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:10,890 Some people have all the luck. 256 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:14,700 You know, Lady Dracovich had a book, "Mysteries of the Worm." 257 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,280 Alone it's worth a fortune. 258 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,560 I'd do anything to get my hands on it. 259 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,390 Maybe Cindy will have a garage sale 260 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:24,530 and then you can buy all her books. 261 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,850 I can't take that chance. 262 00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:29,130 I need to have it now. 263 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:31,710 Well, how do you plan on getting it? 264 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,650 There's got to be a way. 265 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,870 I've got it. 266 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:41,400 That old mansion is a hotbed for our spooky stories and rumors. 267 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,530 Paranormal trickery, of course. 268 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,030 But Cindy doesn't know that. 269 00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:48,850 If we could just convince her that the place is overrun 270 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,110 with ghouls and goblins-- 271 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:52,180 Then the book will be all yours. 272 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:54,280 Precisely. 273 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:58,450 You know, I think we owe it to Cindy to at least warn 274 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,100 her of the danger she's in. 275 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,340 From you? 276 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,170 No, silly. 277 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,970 From the supernatural. 278 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,880 Right. 279 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,820 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 280 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,130 [DOOR OPENS] 281 00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:11,830 Madam Zola? 282 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:17,420 Hello? 283 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,260 Anybody there? 284 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,290 MADAM ZOLA: Who summons Madam Zola? 285 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:22,730 It's me, Cindy. 286 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,470 From this morning? 287 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,840 MADAM ZOLA: Sorry, no refunds. 288 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,090 No, I owe you money. 289 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:32,230 I give you my IOU. 290 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:33,760 Of course. 291 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,110 I thought you were broke. 292 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,100 I was. 293 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,930 But now I'm rich. 294 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:39,190 Really? 295 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,060 Yes. 296 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,800 It happened just like you had said. 297 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,370 Almost as if by magic, my fortune's changed. 298 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:45,070 Fortune? 299 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:47,020 [LAUGHS] What? 300 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,010 How? 301 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,450 As soon as I got home, an attorney 302 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,730 came by and said I'd inherited the entire estate 303 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,020 of Lady Dracovich. 304 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,840 Lady Dracovich? 305 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:56,590 No, no. 306 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:57,500 Take your money back. 307 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,270 I don't want it. 308 00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,020 Why? 309 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,520 I can't accept it. 310 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,460 Only bad can come of this thing. 311 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,490 Don't be silly. 312 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:04,750 I'm stinking rich. 313 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,490 What could be wrong with that? 314 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,860 You will never live to enjoy it. 315 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:13,450 That house is evil. 316 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:14,500 I don't believe you. 317 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,900 There is no such thing as an evil house. 318 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:20,350 Restless spirits roam the halls of the Dracovich Manor. 319 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:23,200 Soon your spirit may join them. 320 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,050 As a matter of fact, I'm on my way there now. 321 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,710 Well, if you don't want the money-- 322 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,980 Wait, wait. 323 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:29,680 Here. 324 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,470 Just take my card. 325 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:35,650 You may need my help later. 326 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,330 Heed my warning. 327 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,640 When the black cat strikes at midnight, 328 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,690 the dead will walk again. 329 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:45,520 Cat, midnight, dead. 330 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,220 Got it. 331 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:56,420 [SIGHS] What a day. 332 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,880 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 333 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,190 [DOOR OPENS] 334 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:13,610 [DOOR CLOSES] 335 00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:15,110 Wow. 336 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,760 Double wow. 337 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,040 It's big. 338 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,180 It's expensive. 339 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:21,040 It's creepy. 340 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:21,780 It's mine! 341 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,080 I love it! 342 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,530 You do? 343 00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:25,660 Let's look around. - All right. 344 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,810 Which way do you want to start? 345 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:27,510 This way. 346 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,210 OK. 347 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,750 This place goes on forever. 348 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,540 A girl could get lost here if she wasn't careful. 349 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,240 Yeah. 350 00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:44,140 Oh, wow. 351 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,960 Look. 352 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,580 Do you think that's her? 353 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,000 Lady Dracovich? 354 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,690 Probably. 355 00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:53,180 Madam Zola said this house was evil. 356 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,300 [SCOFFS] Evil? 357 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,570 Look at that beautiful face. 358 00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,520 She's a lot prettier than I thought. 359 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,870 I do her. 360 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,530 What did you say? 361 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,420 SARA: I said I'd do her. 362 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:07,800 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 363 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:10,360 Good to know. 364 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:23,400 [LAUGHS] Impressive. 365 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,690 Like it? 366 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:25,390 Hell, yeah. 367 00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:26,210 Check out this bed. 368 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,920 Who wouldn't? 369 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,110 This was her room. 370 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,660 Lady Dracovich? 371 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,350 How do you know? 372 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,580 I can feel it. 373 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,560 My senses are so alive right now. 374 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,400 And what are your senses telling you, exactly? 375 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,380 That I must have you. 376 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,580 Whoa. 377 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,810 Don't act like you've never thought 378 00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:46,970 about me in that way before. 379 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,980 All the times you've seen me walk around the apartment 380 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,360 naked? 381 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:55,150 Well, there was that one time when you were vacuuming naked. 382 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:58,030 What a better way to celebrate our new home? 383 00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,320 I guess it wouldn't hurt. 384 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,510 [LAUGHS] Not unless you want it to. 385 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,490 [LAUGHS] 386 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:09,440 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 387 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,270 [KNOCKING] 388 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,580 [CREAKING] 389 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,520 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 390 00:17:59,140 --> 00:17:59,840 Hello? 391 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:08,040 Is anybody here? 392 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,390 Hello? 393 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,190 [DOOR CLOSES] 394 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,850 There's no need to shout. 395 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,330 You might wake the dead. 396 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,070 I'm sorry, Cindy. 397 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:19,190 I wasn't sure anybody was here yet. 398 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,200 I knocked. 399 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,890 Sara and I have been poking about some upstairs. 400 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,190 I see. 401 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,870 Well, if you're ready, I have some papers 402 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:28,790 that require your signature. 403 00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,560 Of course, Mr. Cosgrove. 404 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,410 Please follow me. 405 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,190 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 406 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,930 This should officially transfer 407 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:52,550 everything over to you. 408 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:55,230 All neat and tidy. 409 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,460 What did you say? 410 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,860 I said, all neat and tidy. 411 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,620 Why? 412 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:01,940 It's odd. 413 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:05,450 Well, it was one of the last things she said to me. 414 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:06,960 Really. 415 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,940 It's a quite common expression. 416 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,040 No need to upset yourself. 417 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:11,850 Of course. 418 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,750 You're right. 419 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,980 It's very common. 420 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:17,890 I would say signed, sealed, and delivered, 421 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,990 but I'm not sure your heart could handle it. 422 00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,760 Very funny. 423 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,310 But you didn't know her like I did. 424 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,150 CINDY: Drink? 425 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,010 Sure. 426 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:27,710 Why not? 427 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,410 So what kind of woman was this Lady Dracovich? 428 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,780 She was a sexual predator. 429 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,360 She had a way of trapping people. 430 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,140 If you were a man, she turn you into her servant. 431 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:48,250 If you were a woman, she turn you into her slave. 432 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,190 She sounds like a free spirit to me, someone who knew 433 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,170 how to get what she wanted. 434 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,220 She got it all right. 435 00:19:57,210 --> 00:20:00,210 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 436 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:07,140 She fell from up here. 437 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,850 She died here. 438 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:09,780 Here? 439 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:11,500 Yes. 440 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,630 Who pushed her? 441 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,100 I didn't say anybody pushed her, Cindy. 442 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,590 That's right. 443 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,870 You didn't. 444 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,730 I think we've finished with all of our business 445 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:22,500 for the time being. 446 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,770 Have we? 447 00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:29,820 Have we, really? 448 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,420 Yes. 449 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,710 Yes, we have. 450 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,410 Goodbye. 451 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,660 [DOOR OPENS] 452 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:44,530 [DOOR CLOSES] 453 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:45,370 Whoa. 454 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,270 What's with all the racket? 455 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,710 [ENGINE STARTS] 456 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:50,410 Wait! 457 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,130 Are you coming or going? 458 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,170 Going. 459 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:57,880 We're done, right? 460 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,890 Done what right? 461 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,750 Look, please feel free to call me if there's 462 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:02,890 anything more I can do, OK? 463 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:12,200 What the hell was that about? 464 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,250 And why do I feel like I've been licked all over? 465 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,230 [DOOR CLOSES] 466 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,110 Did someone just come in? 467 00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:33,490 No, I don't think so. 468 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:35,260 It sounded like the door to me. 469 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,480 Did you just take a shower? 470 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,080 Yeah, I mean, I had to cool down from all of that, 471 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,290 you know. 472 00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:42,610 All what? 473 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:45,310 You know, that. 474 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,470 You're acting awfully weird, Sara. 475 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:49,090 Are you feeling OK? 476 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,500 Yeah, of course I am. 477 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,600 It's you that I'm kind of worried about. 478 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,010 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 479 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,720 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 480 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,830 Did you get it? 481 00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:07,340 Right here. 482 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:08,140 What took you so long? 483 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:12,410 Uh, I had a little bit of trouble with the message. 484 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:15,040 Kathy, it's supposed to say Happy Homecoming. 485 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,050 [SIGHS] Spelling's not my best subject. 486 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,930 Clearly. 487 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:22,660 Now, we take this cake over to Dracovich 488 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:26,580 Manor as a housewarming gift. 489 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,590 And as soon as we get a chance, we search the whole place. 490 00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:30,410 Brilliant. 491 00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:31,150 [LAUGHS] 492 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,690 Piece of cake. 493 00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:33,710 [TELEPHONE RINGS] - Oh, no. 494 00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:34,410 It's started already. 495 00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:35,550 Cindy, what is it? 496 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:37,440 Tell me what's going on? 497 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,820 LADY DRACOVICH (ON PHONE): Stay away from Dracovich Manor. 498 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:43,140 This will be your only warning. 499 00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:44,720 Who is this? 500 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,160 LADY DRACOVICH (ON PHONE): Can't you guess? 501 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,170 You're supposed to be a psychic. 502 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:50,850 Don't get funny with me. 503 00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:52,450 And I don't frighten easily. 504 00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:53,510 LADY DRACOVICH (ON PHONE): Good. 505 00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:55,780 Because I'm not into cheap scares. 506 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,040 Who are you calling cheap? 507 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,580 LADY DRACOVICH (ON PHONE): Just stay away, or you'll regret it. 508 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,930 [CLICK] 509 00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:06,500 What kind of person just hangs up the phone? 510 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:11,690 Lady Dracovich, calling from beyond the grave! 511 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:15,190 She wants me out of the way. 512 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,930 In the way I must get. 513 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,930 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 514 00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:26,930 Hey, Sara! 515 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:30,000 Come here, quick. 516 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,790 What now? 517 00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:35,480 It's this weird witch board. 518 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,730 [SCOFFS] So what? 519 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:40,100 It's just a game, just to have fun. 520 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:43,490 It's all fun and games until someone pokes their eye out. 521 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:46,400 I know, let's contact Lady Dracovich. 522 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,100 No way. 523 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,780 Wow. 524 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:51,870 Did you see that? 525 00:23:51,870 --> 00:23:52,580 Come on, Cindy. 526 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:54,630 It was the table and its weight. 527 00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:57,290 It just slid on its own. 528 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,970 PROFESSOR GORDON: Don't be so sure. 529 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,080 Professor Gordon! 530 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,090 You scared the life out of me. 531 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,200 Sorry, Cindy. 532 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,550 No one answered the door. 533 00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:06,480 It was open. 534 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,200 That's OK. 535 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,390 Well, what are you guys doing here? 536 00:24:10,390 --> 00:24:11,620 We brought you a housewarming gift. 537 00:24:16,390 --> 00:24:17,570 Happy whore coming? 538 00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:18,270 CINDY: 539 00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:19,420 Oh, uh, yeah. 540 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,790 Stupid cake store. 541 00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:22,810 That's sweet. 542 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:24,730 But you really shouldn't have. 543 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:26,140 Nonsense. 544 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:30,130 Besides I kind of needed to talk to you about something-- 545 00:24:30,130 --> 00:24:31,640 this house. 546 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,820 Oh, OK. 547 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,310 In private? 548 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,010 All right. 549 00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:39,050 Follow me this way. 550 00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:41,800 Kathy, will you put that in the kitchen? 551 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,130 Got it, babe. 552 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,900 Thanks. 553 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,770 Well, I'm going to stay here and work on my stock tips. 554 00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:49,470 OK. 555 00:24:56,730 --> 00:25:00,550 I have to admit, Cindy, this is a beautiful house. 556 00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:01,250 I know. 557 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,650 I haven't really had the chance to check it out yet. 558 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:08,520 But somehow I feel as if I've always lived here. 559 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,360 [SIGHS] Well, it's kind of actually what 560 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,800 I'm here to talk to you about. 561 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,310 This house, it's got a strange history. 562 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:22,400 People think it's haunted. 563 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,710 They think it made Lady Dracovich go mad. 564 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,020 Mad? 565 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,740 Who can say what madness is? 566 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,870 I just don't want to see anything bad happen to you. 567 00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:42,640 Why is that? 568 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:48,890 Because you're such a promising student. 569 00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:50,510 What a liar. 570 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:52,970 You think Cindy is a moron. 571 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:53,900 Excuse me? 572 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:57,170 The only thing you really admire about her are these. 573 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:06,090 [LAUGHS] That is true. 574 00:26:06,090 --> 00:26:08,160 Those are amazing. 575 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,710 They feel better than they look. 576 00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:13,810 Touch me. 577 00:26:13,810 --> 00:26:23,260 [SIGHS] [SIGHS] You've come here looking for something special. 578 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:24,180 Now you've found it. 579 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:30,160 [SULTRY MUSIC] 580 00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:21,950 [CLATTERING] 581 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:28,920 What? 582 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:34,310 Red drum? 583 00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:36,280 [SIGHS] That's it. 584 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,900 I got to change bakeries. 585 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:40,880 Looking for something? 586 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,140 Oh, uh, me? 587 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:47,310 Well, you appear to be searching for something. 588 00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:49,510 No, you know, I was just looking for something 589 00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:52,780 to cut the cake with. 590 00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:53,760 Will this do? 591 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,460 Woo! 592 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:58,270 Might be-- might be a little bit overkill. 593 00:27:58,270 --> 00:28:01,380 Who are you? 594 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,630 I come with the house. 595 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:08,320 If you tell me what you're looking for maybe 596 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,560 I can help you. 597 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,490 Ah, you know, really I'm just-- 598 00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:14,060 just the curious sort. 599 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,930 You know-- you know the type. 600 00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:18,620 I think I do. 601 00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:19,900 [GASPS] 602 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,260 You're looking for the book. 603 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:23,590 Book? 604 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:24,460 This one? 605 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:25,320 Oh. 606 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,020 Yeah. 607 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:27,130 You know, actually I am. 608 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:29,690 Funny story, but I forgot to return it to the library, 609 00:28:29,690 --> 00:28:31,510 and boy are they pissed. 610 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,890 I'll bet. 611 00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:36,040 But I can't let you have it. 612 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:41,410 Unless, of course, I was distracted in some way. 613 00:28:41,410 --> 00:28:43,410 Distracted. 614 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:44,830 Hm. 615 00:28:44,830 --> 00:28:47,380 Well, you know, in high school, I did win 616 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:49,670 the John Deere distractor pull. 617 00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:54,610 Oh, and how would you go about distracting me? 618 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:58,460 Well, first I'd kiss you. 619 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,150 Where is everybody? 620 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,660 Come on, guys. 621 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:16,030 Where is everybody? 622 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:18,230 [DOOR OPENS] 623 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,180 [DOOR CLOSES] 624 00:29:30,650 --> 00:29:33,630 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 625 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,780 Holy shit, it actually worked. 626 00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:04,280 This was easier than I thought. 627 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,470 Now you're all mine. 628 00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:10,440 [EERIE NOISE] 629 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:13,890 [GASPS] 630 00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:21,800 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 631 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,610 Kathy? 632 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,260 What's going on? 633 00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:50,680 What-- where is everybody? 634 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,310 I don't consider that an answer. 635 00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:01,310 CINDY: There you are. 636 00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:09,950 [EERIE NOISE] 637 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:12,260 [LAUGHS] No, you don't. 638 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:12,960 Not yet. 639 00:31:20,330 --> 00:31:23,270 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 640 00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:38,290 So Dracovich, you really did manage 641 00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:42,100 to return from the grave, at least for a little while. 642 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:46,120 But you needed this and a life force to possess. 643 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,440 Yeah. 644 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,490 But even that wouldn't keep you hanging around for long. 645 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,400 I know that much. 646 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,710 Yes. 647 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:53,410 Yes. 648 00:31:53,410 --> 00:31:55,870 I did push you down the stairs. 649 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:57,580 Somebody had to. 650 00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:59,590 Somebody had to stop your plan from bringing 651 00:31:59,590 --> 00:32:01,780 the evil into this world. 652 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,190 And I would have succeeded to if it 653 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:06,370 wasn't for that silly kid and her stupid Myspacebook 654 00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:07,820 addiction. 655 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:11,510 Why do they have to click Like every time somebody passes gas? 656 00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,340 Yeah. 657 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,690 But I know how to destroy you once and for all. 658 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:21,730 You're nothing without a sacrifice, a male sacrifice. 659 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:25,190 And all you've got right here is a handful of girls. 660 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:27,130 [MOANING AND GASPS] 661 00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:28,330 Goddamn it. 662 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:36,200 [SULTRY MUSIC] 663 00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:51,140 What's happening? 664 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:54,370 I think they're trying to fuck him to death. 665 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:55,750 What a terrible way to go. 666 00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:03,380 I know how to destroy Lady Dracovich and foil her plan. 667 00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:06,830 I've got all the power right here. 668 00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:08,420 SARA: If you say so. 669 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,560 I do say so. 670 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,680 But I'm going to need your help. 671 00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:16,860 The hell with that. 672 00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,820 I'm joining in on this. 673 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,150 [SULTRY MUSIC] 674 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,190 Please don't let me screw this up. 675 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:32,590 OK. 676 00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:37,290 Here goes nothing. 677 00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:39,270 [EERIE NOISE] 678 00:33:39,270 --> 00:33:42,720 [ZAPPING SOUND] 679 00:33:58,990 --> 00:34:02,900 [SIGHS] Now that's a finale. 680 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:03,720 Professor Gordon! 681 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,220 Easy, Cindy. 682 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:08,920 Kathy, I-- I can explain. 683 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,600 You were possessed. 684 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,490 You guys tied me up. 685 00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:14,540 I was forced into this. 686 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:17,200 Oh, you poor thing. 687 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,930 Well, I mean, it wasn't all bad. 688 00:34:19,930 --> 00:34:22,720 I'm the only one the knew what Dracovich was planning. 689 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,560 The only one that could stop her. 690 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,330 And you already did a pretty good job with that. 691 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,970 So why the rush? 692 00:34:27,970 --> 00:34:30,610 I think I set the house on fire. 693 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:31,880 [FIRE ALARMS SOUNDING] 694 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:32,580 Fire! 695 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,280 Run! 696 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,440 [FLAMES CRACKLING] 697 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,860 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 698 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,420 Can really foretell the future, Madam Zola? 699 00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:07,100 That would be so cool. 700 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:10,450 I thought I was Mr. Malkovich, my history teacher. 701 00:35:10,450 --> 00:35:12,890 Dracovich, Malkovich. 702 00:35:12,890 --> 00:35:14,960 I didn't know vich was vich. 703 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,660 There's no need to shout. 704 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:18,460 You might wake the dead. 705 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,370 [SULTRY MUSIC] 706 00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:24,180 [LAUGHS] 707 00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:29,170 You'll know when it's your time to die. 708 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,000 No, you know, I was just looking for something 709 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,030 to cut the cake with. 710 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:34,000 Hm. 711 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,460 Will this do? 712 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,400 I've only got one shot at this. 713 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,440 Please don't let me screw this up. 714 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,210 Well, sadly, death finds everyone, sooner or later. 715 00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:49,680 Too bad for you, it was sooner. 716 00:35:53,270 --> 00:35:54,890 Are you feeling OK? 717 00:35:54,890 --> 00:35:56,300 Yeah, of course I am. 718 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:57,920 It's you that I'm kind of worried about. 719 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,420 Am I some kind of mega loser. 720 00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:04,360 This shit board. 721 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,060 Oh, please. 722 00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:06,430 That gag only works on "Three's Company." 723 00:36:11,590 --> 00:36:15,940 Well, I was thinking maybe the best way would be on your back. 724 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:19,320 Kathy, it's supposed to say Happy Homecoming. 725 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,310 I think the base is uneven. 726 00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:24,500 Now, about your leave-- 727 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:32,290 [LAUGHS] I thought she'd never leave. 728 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:34,940 We brought you a housewarming gift. 729 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:36,700 You know, really, I'm just-- 730 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:37,850 just the curious sort. 731 00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,370 Uh, you know. 732 00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:42,250 We were discussing how I could best serve the student body. 733 00:36:45,990 --> 00:36:49,140 Past, present, future. 734 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:50,760 All is known to those who possess 735 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,410 the powers of the psychic word. 736 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:53,370 CINDY: I've got the money. 737 00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:56,130 Oh, wait, wait. 738 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:57,450 Take my card. 739 00:36:57,450 --> 00:36:58,770 Who are you calling cheap? 740 00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:03,700 Your fortunes are about to change very soon. 741 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:08,850 [UPBEAT MUSIC]48213

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