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Episode 8x05
You Got F****d In The A**
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Dude, these little remote-controlled cars are kickass.
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Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.
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Dude, my car sucks. I gotta get a new one.
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Hey, who are those kids?
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Yeah, how you like that y'all!
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Let's bring it to these losers.
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Aww yeah!
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Whatchoo got, huh?! You got nothin'!
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Damn! You just got served!
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Aww man!
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- He got you, dude.
- Now that kid is gettin' served!
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Aww man, look at them!
They know they can't trip to that!
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- Yeah! We're outta here!
- That was smokin'!
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- They didn't do nothin'!
- Sorry y'all, but tru not to let it sting too bad!
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You got served!
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Come on! They had nothin'! Let's go y'all!
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Come on y'all!
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...What the hell just happened?
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Oh. Hello there, children!
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Chef, we just got served.
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Oh boy... Well come on inside, children.
I'll make you some cocoa.
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Have a seat, children.
Just try to relax and breathe.
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- Are you all okay?
- Yeah.
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All right. Now, where did you get served?
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Over at the True Value parking lot.
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There were just these kids we never saw before
showed up and they were like,
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really good dancers and, we don't really
understand what it means, but I guess...
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Okay okay, relax children.
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Relax.
It's all over now.
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Just try to calm down and sit tight.
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I'm gonna call your parents and let them know you're okay.
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Mrs. Marsh?
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Hi, it's Chef.
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Yeah, I'm good. Listen:
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Stan and his friends just got served.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, over at the True Value.
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No no, he's fine.
They're all fine.
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Yeah, it was some kids from out of town.
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Apparently they were pretty good dancers.
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They really let 'em have it.
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Here, Stanley, I made your favorite potato dish.
I want you to feel better, okay.
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What's the matter with him?
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Oh. Stan got served at school today.
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You got served?
By who?
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- Some, kids from Orange County.
- Let's not make a big deal out of it.
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So wha- so what'd you do?
D'you dance back?
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No.
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What? Yo-you got served and just
stood there and took it??
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That was the right thing to do.
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Naw, that's crap, Sharon!
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Stanley, when somebody challenges you to dance,
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you have to dance back at them,
or else they'll think you're weak.
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But Dad, I don't know how to dance or nothin'.
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Well then, it's about time you learned!
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Put on some loose-fitting clothes
and meet me in the garage!
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- But Dad...
- Now!
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All right son, dancing is all about a frame of mind.
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Now, I'm not telling you to go around
challenging other kids to dance,
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but when they challenge you,
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you just look 'em straight in the eye,
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and give 'em this.
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Come on, Stan.
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...six, seven, eight.
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Dude, that is a sweet RC car.
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Yeah, let's go race it right now.
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Well, what we got here?
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It's the white boys that were served yesterday.
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You want a little more, homeboys?
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- We're not interested, thanks.
- You're not interesetd?
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Not interested in this??
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Oh Lord, look at those moves.
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Oooo, they are takin' it out!
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Oh man, they are getting served!
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Ooooo, it's getting hot out here!
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Have mercih!
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- Oooooo, look at that!
- Lord!
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Gettin' served!
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Yeah! Go Stan!
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Oh no!
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No, stop Stan!
You don't know what you're doin'!
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All right Stan!
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HA! You just got f'd in the a!
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- Wha?
- Yeah! YOU got served!
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- Yeah!
- That's right!
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- All right!
- No no no!
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Okay.
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All right. We got served.
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So now, I guess...
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It's on.
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What?
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This Saturday!
Our top five dancers against your top five dancers!
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OC Convention Center. It's on!
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It's on! It's on!
It's on! It's on!
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Oh Lord it's on!
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Oh damnit!
I knew that was gonna happen.
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We'll see you Saturday, fools!
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Yeah, and you'd better have a lot better dancers with you
than those loozas!
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- 'Cause it's on!
- It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!
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Stan, what the hell did you dance back for??
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I thought I was supposed to!
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Now you've gotta compete against them
in the dance competition on Saturday!
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But why??
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Because if you get served and served them back,
then it's on!
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Don't you know anything??
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Well, nice going, Randy!
Really great advice you gave our son here!
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What?
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Those kids showed up to serve Stan again
and he danced back!
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- So what happened?
- It's on!
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Come on now, keep it tight!
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Good. Now watch that timing, drill team!
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- All right!
- All right!
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- Yeah, bad ass!
- Yeah, that was tight!
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Not bad, kids.
Not bad.
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Not bad?
South Park doesn't stand a chance!
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- I heard that!
- All right, it was good.
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But we don't want "good,"
we want pain!
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Uh ex, excuse me.
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Yeah?
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Hi, uh, my name is Randy Marsh.
I'm I'm Stan Marsh's father.
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Oh, so you're the father of the boy who's gonna
get f'd in the a on Saturday?
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Dang!
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Uh, listen.
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Ih, it was my fault that Stanley
served your boys the other day.
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Uh, I told him to do it and I...
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Weh well look I, I just came down here to tell you...
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Ih it's not on.
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Oh, it's on!
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Nonono, it's not on.
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Whoo, it's on all right!
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It isn't on.
Nothing's on.
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- It's off.
- It's on!
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I'm keeping my son home on Saturday.
I just came by to let you know so you can...
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put a stup to all this.
Good bye.
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Hold on a second, clamhead!
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You think you can just roll in here
and tell us it's not on when it very clearly is on?!
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You're just trying to make us not practice,
aren't you?!
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Because you KNOW that your kids are goin' down
when my kids give them this!
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Give me some moves out, Girl T!
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Check this out!
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- Yeah! You like that?!
- Oooo man!
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Ohhh Lord!
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Oooo, he is gettin' served!
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Randy?
Randy, oh my God!
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What happened to him, Doctor?
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He got served.
Worst I've ever seen.
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Old fool went down to the OC
to try to reason with the other team,
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and he got served up somethin' fierce.
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Oh Lord...
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His dancing was so fast I...
couldn't do anything.
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His moves were...
so original, so inventive.
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Shh relax, Mr. Marsh.
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We just got the X-rays back.
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He mostly got served here
and here
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But the worst serving was here in the pelvic region.
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The road to recovery will be a long one.
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Boy.
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Boy. You must really wanna take to
to those Orange County kids now, huh Stan?
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Are you kiddin'?
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Stan is probably ready to pounce on them
after what they did to his father!
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I, I don't know.
He seems all right.
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I could only imagine the rage building inside you, Stan.
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I bet you can't wait to outdance those OC bastards!
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- Yeahh I'm I'm right here, Dad.
- Stan, listen to me.
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I don't want you feeling like
you have to do that competition now to avenge me.
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- Okay, good.
- But I know I can't stop you from doing it.
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So all I can say is...
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give 'em hell, son.
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Give 'em hell.
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God damnit!
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Hey guys. Uh.
You guys know how to dance, right?
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Of course we know how to dance.
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Cool, because, there's this competition on Saturday,
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and I have to find the very best dancers
in South Park to be on my crew.
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My friends can't do it because they suck ass,
so, will you be in my dance troupe?
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Dance troupe? Please.
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We don't dance like those
Britney and Justin wannabes at school.
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Goth kids dance to express pain and suffering.
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Yeah The only cool way to dance
is to keep your hands at your sides
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and your eyes looking at the ground.
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Then every three seconds
you take a drag from your cigarette.
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Okay, that'll work fine.
Listen...
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there's a dance competition this Saturday
and I need good dancers so I don't get served.
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No way.
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Dancing is something you do alone
in your room at three in the morning.
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Please, you guys,
our whole town's reputation is at stake!
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- Will any of you do it?
- I'm not doin' it.
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Being in a dance group is totally conformist.
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Yeah. I'm not conforming
to some dance-off regulations.
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I'm not doin' it either.
I'm the biggest nonconformist of all.
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I'm such a nonconformist
that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you.
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- Okay, I'll do it.
- Great!
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Whoa.
I think we just got put in our place.
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Yeah.
We just got Goth-served.
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All right, we gotta find
three other kids that can dance.
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We should go to the arcade.
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The arcade?
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Yeah. There's this Asian kid name Yao.
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He's an expert at that
Dance Dance Revolution game.
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Dude, he's incredible.
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He should be.
He's here playing that game every single day after school.
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I think he's spent about
six thousand dollars on it so far.
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Hey kid, you're pretty good.
How would you like to join our dance troupe?
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You mean, dancing without
a machine telling you what to do?
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- Yeah.
- That's stupid.
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- Dude, we need you.
- I can't dance without the machine.
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It's all right.
My friend Chef is gonna coach us.
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- Okay. I'll give it a shot.
- All right, that's three!
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- Dude, we need a girl.
- Huh?
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We can't be a dance troupe with just guys.
People will think we're fags.
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Oh yeah.
Wait a minute. I know just where to go!
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Hi guys, welcome to Raisins.
Three of you?
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Ah actually we were just hoping
we could talk to you guys real quick.
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You have to buy wings
if you wanna talk to the Raisins girls.
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And so we're putting all the best dancers
in South Park together to beat Orange County.
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Wow, that sounds great.
I always wanted to try my dancing somewhere else.
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- So you'll do it?
- Why not?
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All right, we just need one more person!
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Hey, we should get that kid
that was state champion in tap dancing.
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What? The state tap champion is from here?
Who?
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I think his name was...
Leopold... Stotch or something?
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Leopold Stotch...?
Wait a minute. You mean...
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Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.
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Loo loo loo, you've got some too.
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- Loo loo loo, I've...
- Butters, you have some visitors.
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Oh well hi there everybody.
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Butters, listen. There's gonna be a competition
this Saturday, and we want you to join our troupe.
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Wow, neato, a competiton?
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- Why, I'd love to. What kind of competition is it?
- It's a dance-off.
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We heard you were tap dancing state champion
two years ago.
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...No
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But, you were, weren't you?
Y- you went to the nationals in Nebraska.
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No.
No no nono no no, no!
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- No no nono no no, no!
- Butters?
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Butters??
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We just asked him to join our dance troupe.
We heard he was state tap champion.
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Oh dear.
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I'm sorry kids, it's just that...
240
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Butters hasn't danced since the tragedy.
241
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A tragedy?
242
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,842
I'm sorry, kids, you'll have to go.
243
00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:16,269
Damnit, where are we gonna get our fifth member?
244
00:13:16,303 --> 00:13:19,119
Hey I heard about this guy in Cuomo
who has a duck that can dance.
245
00:13:19,203 --> 00:13:22,584
A duck? Dude, don't be stupid!
Those OC kids are professional dancers!
246
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:25,953
Now come on, there's gotta be
one other talneted person in South Park.
247
00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:07,864
- All right, so you're sure he can dance?
- Oh yeah.
248
00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:10,720
There he is. That's Jeffy.
249
00:14:12,904 --> 00:14:14,938
That don't look like a dancing duck to me.
250
00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:18,540
Well, that's 'cause it needs music.
Here y-here ya go, Jeffy.
251
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:22,870
" You'll do a line and I'll do a line,
honeeey. "
252
00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:25,837
" You'll do a line and I'll do a line,
babe. "
253
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:29,234
You'll do a line and I'll do a line,
we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.
254
00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:32,014
Honey, babe, be mine.
255
00:14:32,052 --> 00:14:34,664
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey
256
00:14:34,702 --> 00:14:36,699
Ih ih Is that the only song he'll dance to?
257
00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:39,069
No no, he'll dance to anything. See?
258
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,464
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
259
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,151
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
260
00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:48,362
My friends, I think we have ourselves a dance troupe.
261
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:56,666
Butters? Butters?
Come on, sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
262
00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,529
Come on, Butters.
You went through a lot of therapy for this.
263
00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:03,161
That was almost two years ago, sweetie.
264
00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:04,877
Two years ago.
265
00:15:05,307 --> 00:15:06,781
Two years ago!
266
00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:15,132
That was Beverly Long from Indianapolis, folks.
Let her hear it!
267
00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:17,726
All right, and now, dancing to the song
268
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:20,469
"I've Got Something In My Front Pocket For You,"
269
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:22,504
here is Colorado state champion,
270
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:25,173
Leopold "Butters" Stotch!
271
00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:31,823
I've got something in my front pocket for you
272
00:15:31,824 --> 00:15:35,164
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
273
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:37,889
Then grab onto it, it's just for you
274
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:40,763
Give a little squeeze and say, "How do you do?"
275
00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:43,674
There's something in my front pocket,
There's something in my front pocket,
276
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,720
There's something in my front pocket-
277
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,890
Paul. Paul!
278
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:13,291
No! Nooo!
Noooooooooooooooo!
279
00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:18,666
All right, children,
let's get to rehearsin'!
280
00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:21,968
We don't have much time,
and you've got to become the dance group you can be.
281
00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,592
I think we should...
282
00:16:23,593 --> 00:16:24,955
Whoa.
283
00:16:28,558 --> 00:16:30,928
This... is the dance troupe?
284
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,654
Yeah, dude, the best dancers South Park has to offer.
285
00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:35,545
Oh boy.
286
00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:37,822
All right, well, why don't you show me what you got?
287
00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:39,875
I wanna see what you kids can do!
288
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,643
Oh Lord have mercy.
289
00:16:58,681 --> 00:16:59,987
Children, children!
290
00:17:00,006 --> 00:17:01,740
No no, you've got it all wrong.
291
00:17:01,741 --> 00:17:03,327
Don't you see, children?
292
00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:06,631
You have the heart, but you don't have the soul.
293
00:17:07,182 --> 00:17:11,792
Nono, wait.
You have the soul, but you don't have the heart.
294
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,640
Nono, scratch that.
295
00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:16,029
You have the heart and the soul,
296
00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,213
but you don't have the talent.
297
00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:21,239
We're gonna get served on Saturday, aren't we?
298
00:17:21,422 --> 00:17:23,122
What? I don't wanna get served.
299
00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:25,256
Yeah, you didn't tell us that we might get served.
300
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:26,599
Well that was the whole point of the whole thing
301
00:17:26,616 --> 00:17:28,988
the guys came back and they said
we were gonna get served and we were like...
302
00:17:29,005 --> 00:17:30,822
All right all right, quiet, children!
303
00:17:30,872 --> 00:17:32,921
Now, nobody's getting served if I can help it.
304
00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:35,071
We just gotta buckle down, dig deep,
305
00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:37,922
and pray that maybe the other team comes down with cancer.
306
00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:47,921
What do you want?
307
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:51,767
I came to ask you one more time to join the crew.
Everyone is practicing really hard, but...
308
00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:54,101
I don't think we have any kind of shot without you.
309
00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:56,384
Sorry, Stan, I'm not a dancer anymore.
310
00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:57,718
I gave that up.
311
00:17:57,751 --> 00:18:00,201
Your mom says you were
one of the best dancers in the country.
312
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,584
Did she also tell you my dancing
got eight people killed?
313
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,427
Yeah. She said your shoe came off. It wasn't your fault
314
00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:08,582
Yeah well, you tell that to their families.
315
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:12,106
Look, Butters, accidents happen.
We all have to live with that.
316
00:18:12,153 --> 00:18:14,331
I let those people down!
Don't you get it man?!
317
00:18:14,347 --> 00:18:16,013
Eight people died!
318
00:18:16,253 --> 00:18:18,880
Well, it was nine, actually.
One of the women was pregnant.
319
00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:20,001
Oh what?
320
00:18:20,027 --> 00:18:22,892
And eleven if you count the two family members
that killed themselves afterward.
321
00:18:23,444 --> 00:18:24,759
But that isn't the point, Butters!
322
00:18:24,899 --> 00:18:26,719
The point is that this is now!
It's on!
323
00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:28,610
And there are people who need you to step up!
324
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,876
Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge.
325
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,810
But competing against other people and getting in their
faces saying "Haha! I'm better than you!" is part of life.
326
00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:39,493
And if you can't face that, then you might as well
sit here and play Leggos until you're an old man.
327
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,694
Get out of my room, Stan!
328
00:18:42,546 --> 00:18:43,926
Fine.
329
00:18:44,528 --> 00:18:47,594
But someday you're gonna have to stop running from
what happened and start dealing with it.
330
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:50,809
Otherwise, you might as well move
to France with all the other pussies.
331
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,807
Yeah, make some noise!
332
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,799
Ladies and Gentlemen,
333
00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:11,594
man, you are all in for a treat!
334
00:19:11,595 --> 00:19:14,861
Whichever crew wins tonight,
you wanna remember their faces,
335
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,428
'cause the next time you see them...
336
00:19:16,429 --> 00:19:18,611
will be in Lil Kim's next video!
337
00:19:18,612 --> 00:19:20,362
Give it up for Lil Kim!
338
00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:23,362
What's up, niggaz?!
339
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,978
This is gonna be a rough battle, y'all.
340
00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:29,862
So let's give it up for the OC Crew!
341
00:19:33,123 --> 00:19:36,456
And the challengers, the South Park Diggitys!
342
00:19:38,139 --> 00:19:41,273
Man, it is about to get crazy up in here.
343
00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:42,539
Aww yeah.
344
00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:45,139
Aight y'all. It's showtime!
345
00:19:45,156 --> 00:19:46,923
Dancers to the floor!
346
00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:50,429
Stan. Stan, we have a big problem.
347
00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:53,243
- What?
- It's Jeffy. He sprained his ankle.
348
00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:56,815
What happened??
349
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,335
He was practicing the say takedown
and slipped on the floor.
350
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:02,013
- Come on, fools! You dancin' or what?!
- Can he move it?
351
00:20:03,439 --> 00:20:06,612
- Aw, what do we do, Chef??
- Rules are you have to have five dancers.
352
00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:09,632
We have no choice, children.
We have to forfeit.
353
00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,365
Looks like they ain't even gonna dance.
354
00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:14,605
They're too scared!
Looks like they already got served!
355
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:22,484
Hey!
356
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:24,831
Can I still dance with you guys?
357
00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:27,364
- Butters!
- All right!
358
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:33,303
All right come on, let's do this!
DJ! Give us a hot track!
359
00:20:57,981 --> 00:20:58,794
Waaah!
360
00:21:02,944 --> 00:21:05,331
No! Jesus, not again!
361
00:21:06,451 --> 00:21:07,504
Kill him!
362
00:21:15,058 --> 00:21:18,684
Folks, it looks like the OC crew is dead.
363
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:22,632
That means the winner is the South Park Diggitys!
364
00:21:23,734 --> 00:21:26,094
- All right!
- All right! We did it!
365
00:21:26,134 --> 00:21:28,201
- All right Butters!
- You dd it!
366
00:21:28,214 --> 00:21:30,161
You did it, son! You did it!
367
00:21:30,403 --> 00:21:32,043
All right, Butters!
368
00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:37,257
Noho! Noho!
Noooooo!
369
00:21:40,052 --> 00:21:44,806
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