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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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( kids laughing and talking )
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Mr. Simmons:
CLASS
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I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
ANNOUNCEMENT.
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TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL,
WE ARE RECEIVING
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A VERY SPECIAL VISITOR,
MR. JOHNNY STITCHES.
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THE FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNER
IS SEARCHING FOR A NEW MODEL
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FOR HIS JUNIOR KIDS LINE.
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( gasping )
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SO IF YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN AUDITIONING
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WEAR SOMETHING SPECIAL
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AND COME BY
THE AUDITORIUM
AFTER SCHOOL.
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OH! AND SIGN THIS LIST.
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( clamoring )
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MODELING--
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WHAT A JOKE!
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HELGA, MODELING'S
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ABOUT FAME AND FORTUNE--
LIFE IN THE FAST LANE.
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HELLO!
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MODELING
IS ABOUT
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STARVING YOURSELF ALL DAY
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WEARING GOOFY CLOTHES
AND WALKING ON A RAMP
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LIKE YOU'RE IN A FREAK SHOW.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY, HELGA.
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IT'S A WASTE OF
TIME, GERALDO.
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WELL, COME ON, FEEBS--
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LET'S GO THROW ROCKS
IN THE RIVER.
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UM, YES... WELL
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FIRST I HAVE A SMALL
TASK TO CARRY OUT.
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OH, MAN, PHOEBE--
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HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
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WELL, I TELL YOU ONE THING--
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE
HELGA G. PATAKI ON A RUNWAY
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NO STINKING WAY.
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THAT'S ENOUGH,
LITTLE GIRL, THANK YOU.
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I'M EVER SO THANKFUL YOU
TOOK THE TIME TO SEE ME.
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"EVER SO THANKFUL"!
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OH, THAT'S RICH
AND CREAMY.
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NEXT.
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PERFECT...
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IF YOU WERE AT A STUCK-UP,
POSH LITTLE DEBUTANTE BALL.
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OH! I NEVER!
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WELL, NOW YOU HAVE-- GOOD-BYE.
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TA-TA, AU REVOIR,
CIAO, BABY.
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NEXT!
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MOUSY.
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HAYSEED.
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'70s.
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HMM...
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NO.
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( gasps )
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NEXT.
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HE DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY.
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WHAT'S HE LOOKING FOR?
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HE'S LOOKING FOR
ONE OF THOSE DOPEY
CLONE MODELS
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SOME AIRHEAD THAT
WALKS AROUND LIKE THIS--
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( cattily ):
LOOK AT ME!
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I'M A MODEL.
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THERE'S NO INDIVIDUALITY.
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THERE'S NO PERSONALITY.
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SHOW ME SOMETHING NEW.
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Helga:
I'M A SUPERMODEL.
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I'M A SUPERDUPER MODEL.
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I HAVEN'T EATEN IN FOUR WEEKS.
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( kids laughing )
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CAMILLE...
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LOOK AT THAT
WEIRD GIRL.
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SHE APPEARS TO BE A BIT...
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HOW YOU SAY,
TOUCHED IN THE HEAD?
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TOUCHED?! SHE'S BRILLIANT!
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THAT PINK DRESS, THAT WHIMSICAL
HAIR, THAT POWERFUL EYEBROW!
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THAT'S THE GIRL I WANT.
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THAT GIRL IS IT.
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Johnny:
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, "NO"?
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NO ONE EVER
REFUSES TO BE
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JOHNNY STITCHES'
NEW "IT GIRL."
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WELL, THERE'S
A FIRST TIME
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FOR EVERYTHING,
BUCKO.
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HELGA G. PATAKI
AIN'T NOBODY'S CHUMP.
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YOU DO REALIZE,
YOU BRATTY THING
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THAT YOU'RE TURNING DOWN
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FAME, GLAMOUR, CELEBRITY...
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BIG DEAL.
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TRIPS AROUND THE WORLD...
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WHO CARES?
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AND LOTS AND LOTS
OF FREE STUFF.
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FREE STUFF?
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STUFF HANDED TO YOU THAT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR.
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AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS...
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SIGN THIS.
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Johnny:
NOW, HERE'S
THE GAME PLAN, HELGA.
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YOU WATCH HOW CAMILLE
WALKS DOWN THE RUNWAY
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AND COPY HER,
GOT THAT?
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SMASHING.
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CAMILLE?
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SHOW US YOUR STUFF.
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( music playing )
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LET'S GO,
MISS "IT GIRL."
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YOUR TURN.
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AND NOW, SMILE.
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( laughing )
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IT WAS BRILLIANT.
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I LOVE IT!
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SHOCKER!
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WORK IT.
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WORK IT.
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OWN IT, BABY.
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NOW GIVE ME THAT
"BAD GIRL" SCOWL.
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WHAT "BAD GIRL" SCOWL?
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THAT "STUFF IT ALL, I HATE
THE WORLD, KISS MY BUM" SCOWL!
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HEY, COOL IT, TEA BAG.
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IT'S BRILLIANT.
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OH, THAT'S IT--
OH, YUMMY.
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WORK IT, WORK IT!
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SHOCKER.
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RELOAD AND SHOOT MORE.
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THE NEW "IT GIRL" LOOK IS
MORE THAN A DRESS AND A BOW.
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IT'S A SCOWLING,
COMBATIVE ATTITUDE
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THAT IS SWEEPING THROUGH
OUR SCHOOLS, OUR CITIES--
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EVEN OUR REVERED TALK SHOWS.
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( gasps )
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( sighs with relief )
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( screaming )
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OH, WE ARE JUST SO
PROUD OF YOU, HELGA.
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( squeals )
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EVERYBODY, CAN
YOU BELIEVE IT?
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IT'S THE "IT GIRL."
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YOU SCOWL, SNEER,
SHAKE YOUR FIST
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AND THE CROWD
GOES WILD.
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THEY LOVE IT, THEY LOVE IT.
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OH, GIVE IT
A REST, REVIS.
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THE "IT GIRL" SNAPPED AT ME.
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I LOVE IT,
I LOVE IT!
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YOU'RE AMAZING,
YOU'RE ASTOUNDING
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YOU'RE ON A ROCKET
TO THE MOON.
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( wild cheering )
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I SIMPLY CAN'T GET OVER IT.
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I HOPE SHE'LL
SIGN MY MAGAZINE.
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HEY, HELGA,
HOW'S IT GOING?
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IT'S FINE.
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IT'S ALL GOING
WONDERFULLY FINE.
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I SNEER AND I SCOWL
AND I SHAKE MY FIST
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AND ALL THOSE FASHION
IDIOTS GO WILD.
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IT'S RIDICULOUS.
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ARE YOU HAVING
ANY FUN AT ALL?
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I GOT SOME FREE STUFF.
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A LIFETIME PASS
TO DINOLAND? NOT BAD.
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ARNOLD, I'VE BEEN SNEAKING
INTO DINOLAND SINCE I WAS SEVEN.
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( cell phone ringing )
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IT'S PROBABLY JOHNNY.
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HE'S A PAIN IN THE...
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CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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SHOVE OFF, TOOTS.
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THE "IT GIRL" SCOWLED
AT ME AND PUSHED ME.
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I'LL NEVER WASH
THIS ARM AGAIN.
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Revis:
THE "IT GIRL" SNAPPED AT ME.
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I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT--
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THE CUTE DRESS,
THE NASTY ATTITUDE.
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You're amazing,
you're astounding
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You're on a rocket
to the moon!
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( laughing ):
"ROCKET TO THE MOON."
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DAD, WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP WATCHING THAT TAPE?
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I'M JUST REAL PROUD OF YOU.
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FOR WHAT?
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OH, FOR DOING THAT SCOWL
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AND SAYING THOSE MEAN THINGS
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AND WEARING
THAT PINK DRESS.
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BOB, HELLO!
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I'VE BEEN SCOWLING
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AND SAYING
MEAN THINGS
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AND WEARING THIS DRESS
FOR YEARS.
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WELL, IT'S FINALLY PAYING OFF.
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BUT I'M SICK OF THE WHOLE THING.
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I HATE BEING
THE "IT GIRL."
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I'VE GOT
NO PRIVACY--
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THE PHONE NEVER
STOPS RINGING
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AND EVERYBODY'S
DRESSING EXACTLY LIKE ME.
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DON'T BE
RIDICULOUS.
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NOT EVERYBODY'S
DRESSING LIKE YOU.
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Miriam:
LOOK, EVERYBODY
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I'M THE "IT GIRL."
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( screaming )
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Johnny:
QUIT?!
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YOU CAN'T QUIT.
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LOOK, JOHNNY, IT'S OVER, PAL.
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IT WAS GREAT BEING
THE "IT GIRL"
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BUT I'M OUT OF HERE.
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SEE YOU AROUND.
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HELGA, YOU SILLY NIT.
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YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT.
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DIDN'T YOU
READ IT?
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YOU'RE
SIGNED TO ME
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FOR THREE YEARS.
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WHAT?
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JUNIOR FASHION WEEK
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BEGINS MONDAY.
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I'LL PRESENT MY NEW LINE
WITH YOU WEARING IT.
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, I HATE YOU!
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I HATE THIS
STUPID OFFICE!
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I HATE BEING THE "IT GIRL."
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( leather creaks )
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AND I HATE THOSE
CREAKY LEATHER PANTS.
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OOH, THAT'S BAD.
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YOU'RE SO BAD.
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( growls )
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SEE YOU TOMORROW,
"IT GIRL."
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THAT LITTLE WORM.
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I'M MAKE HIM WISH HE NEVER
MET HELGA G. PATAKI.
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HE WANTS BAD?
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I'LL GIVE HIM BAD.
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Fans ( yelling):
"IT GIRL!" "IT GIRL!" "IT GIRL!"
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"IT GIRL!" "IT GIRL!"
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( fans screaming )
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Fan:
BEAUTIFUL,
I LOVE IT.
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( fans screaming )
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( gasps )
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( audience gasps and hushes )
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( cheering )
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OH, NO!
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Paparazzi:
HEY, "IT GIRL!"
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HEY, "IT GIRL!"
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OVER HERE!
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OUT OF MY WAY, SHMO!
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Paparazzi:
HEY, WE
LOVE IT!
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HEY, HELGA, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, JUST TEARING PICTURES
OF MYSELF OUT OF THIS MAGAZINE
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CRUMPLING THEM UP, AND CASUALLY
TOSSING THEM OVER MY SHOULDER.
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AND YOU'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE...
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BECAUSE BEING
THE "IT GIRL" REALLY BLOWS.
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BUT, HELGA, EVERYONE
IN THE COUNTRY
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WANTS TO BE
LIKE YOU.
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WHAT'S SO BAD
ABOUT THAT?
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WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT IT?!
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I'M TRAPPED.
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00:08:58,406 --> 00:08:59,282
EVERYONE'S
DRESSING LIKE ME
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00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,409
ACTING LIKE ME,
WALKING LIKE ME.
251
00:09:01,493 --> 00:09:04,371
WELL, THEN, WHY
DON'T YOU JUST QUIT?
252
00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,289
DON'T YOU THINK
I TRIED THAT?
253
00:09:06,373 --> 00:09:09,501
I TRIED ACTING AS AWFUL AS
I COULD SO THEY'D FIRE ME.
254
00:09:09,584 --> 00:09:13,380
BUT, NO, THE WORSE I ACT,
THE MORE THEY LOVE IT.
255
00:09:13,463 --> 00:09:15,382
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
ACTING NICE?
256
00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:19,886
( fans screaming )
257
00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:22,556
Commentator:
HERE AT JUNIOR FASHION WEEK,
YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL
258
00:09:22,639 --> 00:09:25,350
THE EXCITEMENT AND
ANTICIPATION IN THE AIR.
259
00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:28,478
THE QUESTION ON
EVERYONE'S LIPS IS
260
00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:30,772
WHAT WILL THE "IT GIRL" DO NEXT?
261
00:09:30,855 --> 00:09:33,400
Crowd:
"IT GIRL," "IT GIRL!"
262
00:09:33,483 --> 00:09:36,194
AFTER EVERYONE SEES THIS
NEW LINE, I'LL BE THE TOAST
263
00:09:36,278 --> 00:09:37,445
OF THE FASHION WORLD.
264
00:09:37,529 --> 00:09:40,073
LET'S SEE THAT
BAD-GIRL STUFF.
265
00:09:40,156 --> 00:09:42,826
( fans screaming )
266
00:09:51,084 --> 00:09:53,253
( crowd gasps )
267
00:09:53,336 --> 00:09:57,007
( crowd hushes )
268
00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:59,175
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
269
00:09:59,259 --> 00:10:00,302
I LOVE YOU ALL.
270
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:02,679
YOU'VE ALL BEEN
SO WONDERFUL TO ME.
271
00:10:02,762 --> 00:10:05,724
I JUST WANT TO HUG EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
272
00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:09,060
( crowd booing )
273
00:10:10,562 --> 00:10:12,522
TELL ME THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
274
00:10:12,605 --> 00:10:14,566
( crowd booing )
275
00:10:18,403 --> 00:10:19,738
( sighs )
276
00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:20,905
( snickering )
277
00:10:20,989 --> 00:10:22,282
Commentator:
A SHOCKER HERE
278
00:10:22,365 --> 00:10:24,200
AT THE JUNIOR MISS
FASHION SHOW.
279
00:10:24,284 --> 00:10:27,203
JOHNNY STITCHES' "IT GIRL"
SEEMS TO HAVE LOST HER "IT."
280
00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:28,496
INSTEAD, THE HOT STORY
281
00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:31,291
IS OVER ON RUNWAY FIVE,
THE "HAT GIRL."
282
00:10:31,374 --> 00:10:33,168
Crowd:
"HAT GIRL"! "HAT GIRL"!
283
00:10:33,251 --> 00:10:35,211
I'M RUINED, RUINED!
284
00:10:35,295 --> 00:10:37,714
THE "IT GIRL" IS FIRED.
285
00:10:37,797 --> 00:10:39,049
TEAR UP HER CONTRACT.
286
00:10:39,132 --> 00:10:40,216
BOLLOCKS.
287
00:10:45,764 --> 00:10:48,308
HEY, HELGA, LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING WORKED OUT
288
00:10:48,391 --> 00:10:49,559
THE WAY YOU WANTED.
289
00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:51,436
YUP, JOHNNY TORE UP
MY CONTRACT.
290
00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:52,604
I'M FREE AS A BIRD.
291
00:10:52,687 --> 00:10:53,855
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY
292
00:10:53,938 --> 00:10:55,982
THAT PEOPLE COULD
HATE YOU SO MUCH
293
00:10:56,066 --> 00:10:57,859
JUST FOR ACTING
NICE AND POLITE.
294
00:10:57,942 --> 00:11:00,653
I'LL TELL YOU, FOOTBALL HEAD,
IT'S A FUNNY WORLD.
295
00:11:00,737 --> 00:11:03,239
PERSONALLY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GREAT.
296
00:11:03,323 --> 00:11:05,408
IT'S THE FIRST TIME
I EVER SAW YOU...
297
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,951
WELL, BEING NICE.
298
00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:07,911
I LIKED IT.
299
00:11:07,994 --> 00:11:08,495
YOU DID?
300
00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:10,246
YEAH, WHY CAN'T
YOU ACT
301
00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,999
NICE LIKE THAT
ALL THE TIME?
302
00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,751
ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD.
303
00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,002
I CAN'T DO THAT.
304
00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:18,588
I'M MEAN AND NASTY
AND INSENSITIVE.
305
00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:19,839
THAT'S JUST
WHO I AM.
306
00:11:19,923 --> 00:11:21,591
THAT'S WHAT
MAKES ME SPECIAL.
307
00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:22,092
WHATEVER YOU
SAY, HELGA.
308
00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:23,927
YOU GOT IT--
309
00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:25,220
WHATEVER I SAY.
310
00:11:25,303 --> 00:11:26,971
NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY
311
00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:28,264
FOOTBALL HEAD.
312
00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:29,766
ARE YOU
THE "HAT GIRL"?
313
00:11:29,849 --> 00:11:30,725
( punch )
314
00:11:37,857 --> 00:11:39,734
( crowd murmuring )
315
00:12:00,004 --> 00:12:03,133
( kids talking and laughing )
316
00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:04,342
( all laughing )
317
00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:05,301
( phone beeping )
318
00:12:05,385 --> 00:12:07,137
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
319
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,471
PIPE DOWN, ARNOLDO.
320
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,306
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING
321
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:11,474
TO LISTEN HERE?
322
00:12:11,558 --> 00:12:12,475
( phone ringing )
323
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:13,601
Man:
Hello?
324
00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:15,270
YEAH, UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING
325
00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:16,146
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
326
00:12:16,229 --> 00:12:18,022
( man mumbles )
327
00:12:18,106 --> 00:12:19,190
IT IS?
328
00:12:19,274 --> 00:12:21,025
THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT.
329
00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:22,235
( all laughing )
330
00:12:22,318 --> 00:12:23,486
( sniffs )
331
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,196
CUT IT OUT, CURLY!
332
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:25,947
COOL PHONE, SID, IS IT NEW?
333
00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,949
NEW?
334
00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:29,075
UH... SORT OF.
335
00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:30,452
I BORROWED IT FROM LORENZO.
336
00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,162
THAT WAS AWFULLY NICE OF HIM.
337
00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:35,832
YEAH, PLUS WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW
WON'T HURT HIM, RIGHT?
338
00:12:35,915 --> 00:12:38,376
SID, YOU MEAN
YOU DIDN'T ASK HIM?
339
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:41,087
LOOK, ARNOLD,
IT'S REALLY NO BIG DEAL.
340
00:12:41,171 --> 00:12:42,046
CRIMINY, FOOTBALL-HEAD
341
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:45,675
COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE
MORE OF A WET BLANKET?
342
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,052
MY TURN TO DIAL, CHAMP.
343
00:12:49,721 --> 00:12:51,181
Rhonda:
"DEAR CURLY
344
00:12:51,264 --> 00:12:54,768
"I'VE BEEN ADMIRING YOU
FROM AFAR FOR QUITE SOME TIME
345
00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:58,563
"AND EVEN THOUGH I'M TOO SHY
TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL IN PERSON
346
00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:01,733
"I JUST HAD TO WRITE YOU AND SAY
347
00:13:01,816 --> 00:13:03,067
"THAT FRANKLY, CURLY
348
00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:06,070
"WITH YOUR BOLD EYEWEAR,
JAUNTY UPPER LIP
349
00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:08,281
"AND ATTRACTIVE
BOWL-CUT HAIRDO
350
00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:10,200
"I THINK YOU'RE A TOTAL HOTTIE!
351
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:12,118
SINCERELY YOURS,
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER."
352
00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:14,370
( all laughing )
353
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:15,705
WAY TO GO, PRINCESS.
354
00:13:15,788 --> 00:13:18,208
YOU SHOULD HAVE CURLY OFF
YOUR BACK IN NO TIME.
355
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,126
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
356
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,712
I'M SENDING CURLY THIS FAKE
SECRET ADMIRER LETTER.
357
00:13:22,795 --> 00:13:25,632
UH, RHONDA, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.
358
00:13:25,715 --> 00:13:27,800
IF CURLY THINKS
SOMEONE ELSE LIKES HIM
359
00:13:27,884 --> 00:13:28,885
HE'LL FORGET ME.
360
00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,261
HE MIGHT FIND OUT IT'S YOU.
361
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:32,305
OH, ARNOLD, RELAX.
362
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:33,973
YEAH, ARNOLDO, QUIT BEING
SUCH A SPOILSPORT
363
00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:36,518
WOULD YOU?
364
00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:41,231
HEY, GUYS, WANT
TO PLAY BASEBALL?
365
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:43,608
AND MISS THIS?
366
00:13:43,691 --> 00:13:44,442
GET REAL, ARNIE.
367
00:13:44,526 --> 00:13:46,861
Stinky:
LOOKEE DOWN HERE.
368
00:13:46,945 --> 00:13:47,570
HAROLD AND I
ARE PLANNING
369
00:13:47,654 --> 00:13:50,573
A LITTLE
MONKEYSHINE
FOR EUGENE.
370
00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:53,451
WHEN EUGENE GETS ON HIS BIKE
FOR HIS AFTERNOON RIDE
371
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,411
IT'LL BE WOBBLY
AND BREAK APART.
372
00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,246
AND HE'LL FALL RIGHT OFF!
373
00:13:56,329 --> 00:13:57,288
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
374
00:13:57,372 --> 00:13:59,290
EUGENE COULD GET HURT.
375
00:13:59,374 --> 00:14:01,584
AW, QUIT YOUR
WORRYING, ARNOLD.
376
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:02,919
IT'LL BE A HOOT.
377
00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:05,129
YEAH, MR. GOODY-TWO-SHOES
378
00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:06,422
MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX
379
00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:08,591
AND STOP BEING
SUCH A PARTY POOPER.
380
00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:11,177
REALLY, ARNOLD, YOU
ARE QUITE THE BUSYBODY.
381
00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:13,263
YEAH, YOU'RE A REGULAR
NOSEY PARKER.
382
00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:13,888
Sid:
WHEN IT COMES
383
00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:16,099
TO MEDDLING,
YOU'RE THE KING.
384
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:17,684
AND YOU'RE
A KIBITZER, TOO!
385
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,561
WHAT THE HECK'S A KIBITZER?
386
00:14:19,644 --> 00:14:22,939
IT'S YIDDISH FOR
BIG, FAT BUTTINSKI.
387
00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:24,107
YOU KNOW WHAT?
388
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,024
I BET YOU COULDN'T GO
A WHOLE DAY
389
00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:28,111
WITHOUT BUTTING INTO
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.
390
00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:30,780
IT WOULD DRIVE A
KNOW-IT-ALL LIKE HIM CRAZY.
391
00:14:30,863 --> 00:14:31,948
LOOK, YOU GUYS
392
00:14:32,031 --> 00:14:33,700
IF THAT'S REALLY
HOW EVERYONE FEELS
393
00:14:33,783 --> 00:14:35,952
THEN FINE,
I WON'T GIVE ANY MORE ADVICE.
394
00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:37,412
THAT'S REALLY NO BIG DEAL.
395
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:39,789
FINALLY, NO MORE STUPID
FOOTBALL-HEAD
396
00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:43,835
AND HIS ANNOYING DO-GOODY BLABBY
ADVICE TO SPOIL OUR GOOD TIME.
397
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:47,046
( all agreeing )
398
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,719
Arnold:
HEY, GERALD
399
00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:55,722
DO YOU AGREE WITH
WHAT THEY WERE SAYING?
400
00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:58,141
DO YOU REALLY THINK
I'M ALWAYS GOING AROUND
401
00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,809
BUTTING INTO OTHER
PEOPLE'S BUSINESS?
402
00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:00,810
YOU?
403
00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:02,103
ARE YOU KIDDING?
404
00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:04,063
OF COURSE NOT,
I MEAN, THAT'S CRAZY.
405
00:15:04,147 --> 00:15:06,149
IT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
406
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:07,317
GERALD.
407
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,818
SORRY, MAN, I MEAN,
TRUTH IS
408
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:10,445
YOU ARE KIND OF
A BUTTINSKI.
409
00:15:10,528 --> 00:15:12,113
THEN THAT SETTLES IT.
410
00:15:12,196 --> 00:15:13,323
AS OF RIGHT NOW
411
00:15:13,406 --> 00:15:16,367
I'M NEVER GIVING ADVICE
TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN.
412
00:15:16,451 --> 00:15:17,744
YOU? NEVER GIVE ADVICE AGAIN?
413
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:18,953
I'LL BELIEVE IT
WHEN I SEE IT.
414
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,166
Stinky:
THAT OUGHT TO JUST ABOUT DO IT.
415
00:15:23,249 --> 00:15:26,669
YEAH, LOOK, IT'S ALL WOBBLY
JUST LIKE WE FIGURED.
416
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:27,795
( both laughing )
417
00:15:27,879 --> 00:15:29,047
GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
418
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,214
Harold:
NOTHING, UH...
419
00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:31,341
WE'RE JUST, UH...
420
00:15:31,424 --> 00:15:33,509
STANDING HERE.
421
00:15:33,593 --> 00:15:35,678
UH, YEAH,
JUST INNOCENTLY
CONGREGATING
422
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:37,847
AROUND OUR FAVORITE
NEW HANGOUT--
423
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:39,307
THE SCHOOL
BIKE RACK.
424
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,850
OH, BUT IF YOU'LL
ALL EXCUSE ME
425
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,686
I THINK I'LL TAKE MY BIKE
FOR A LITTLE MIDDAY SPIN.
426
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:44,937
( both laughing )
427
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:45,688
( bike clanking )
428
00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:48,316
HEY, MY BIKE FEELS
KIND OF FUNNY.
429
00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:50,276
UH-OH.
430
00:15:54,447 --> 00:15:56,199
HEY! WHOA!
431
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:57,283
WHOA!
432
00:15:58,660 --> 00:15:59,369
( horns honking )
433
00:15:59,452 --> 00:16:00,411
( screaming )
434
00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:01,371
( crash )
435
00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:02,372
( dog barking )
436
00:16:02,455 --> 00:16:04,374
( Eugene screams )
437
00:16:04,457 --> 00:16:06,376
Eugene:
WHOA!
438
00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:07,377
( grunts )
439
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,045
OW... I'M OKAY.
440
00:16:10,755 --> 00:16:11,881
Curly:
"FRANKLY, CURLY
441
00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:14,467
"WITH YOUR BOLD EYEWEAR,
JAUNTY UPPER LIP
442
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:18,054
"AND ATTRACTIVE BOWL-CUT HAIRDO,
I THINK YOU'RE A TOTAL HOTTIE!
443
00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:20,765
SINCERELY YOURS,
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER."
444
00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,393
HMM...
445
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:28,189
( blowing kiss )
446
00:16:28,272 --> 00:16:29,232
( gasps )
447
00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:30,900
HELLO, DENISE'S PIZZAS?
448
00:16:30,983 --> 00:16:32,485
YEAH, I'D LIKE, UM...
449
00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:36,572
TWO DOZEN LARGE DOUBLE-CHEESE
WITH PINEAPPLE AND ANCHOVIES.
450
00:16:36,656 --> 00:16:38,032
HUH?
451
00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:42,286
OH, FOR DELIVERY: P.S. 118
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA;
452
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,914
PRINCIPAL WARTZ-- W-A-R-T-Z.
453
00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:46,290
ABOUT 20 MINUTES?
454
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:47,542
SOUNDS GREAT.
455
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:48,835
OW!
456
00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:49,627
( phone crashes )
457
00:16:49,711 --> 00:16:51,170
OH, NO!
458
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:53,089
ARNOLD, UM...
459
00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:55,633
CAN I TALK TO YOU
A SECOND, OLD BUDDY?
460
00:16:55,717 --> 00:16:56,676
SEE, I'VE GOT
THIS PROBLEM...
461
00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,428
LOOK, SID,
I'M SORRY, BUT...
462
00:16:58,511 --> 00:17:00,388
OH, ARNOLD!
463
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:01,848
I AM SO GLAD
I FOUND YOU.
464
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:02,974
YOU HAVE JUST GOT
TO HELP ME.
465
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:06,436
HAROLD AND ME IS
IN A MANURE-LOAD
OF TROUBLE!
466
00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:07,353
AND WE NEED YOU
TO GET US OUT OF IT!
467
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,272
LOOK, YOU GUYS
468
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:11,023
I'M SORRY YOU'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS
469
00:17:11,107 --> 00:17:12,275
BUT I CAN'T
HELP YOU.
470
00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:14,110
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU CAN'T HELP?
471
00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:14,861
YOU'RE ALWAYS
GIVING ADVICE.
472
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:17,363
AND FIGURING OUT
WHAT WE SHOULD DO
473
00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:18,614
IN MOMENTS OF CRISIS.
474
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:20,950
YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS
BEFORE THIS MORNING
475
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,536
WHEN YOU ALL AGREED
THAT I WAS A BUSYBODY
476
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,121
AND TOLD ME
TO KEEP MY NOSE
477
00:17:25,204 --> 00:17:26,289
OUT OF YOUR
BUSINESS.
478
00:17:26,372 --> 00:17:27,790
WAS THAT WHEN
I CALLED YOU
479
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,208
A BIG, FAT
BUTTINSKI?
480
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,210
YEAH, HAROLD, IT WAS.
481
00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:32,420
ANYWAY, YOU GUYS
TOLD ME
482
00:17:32,503 --> 00:17:33,629
TO STAY OUT OF THINGS
483
00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:35,339
AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'LL DO.
484
00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:37,592
SO I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
485
00:17:37,675 --> 00:17:38,760
ON OUR OWN?
486
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:40,470
NOW WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?
487
00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:41,804
WE'RE DOOMED!
488
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:42,847
HELGA...
489
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,766
HELGA, THIS IS
YOUR FAULT!
490
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:45,933
YEAH!
491
00:17:46,017 --> 00:17:48,478
WHY DID YOU MAKE
US TELL ARNOLD
TO BUTT OUT?
492
00:17:48,561 --> 00:17:49,937
Stinky:
OUR LIVES
ARE GOING
493
00:17:50,021 --> 00:17:51,022
DOWN THE COMMODE.
494
00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:52,857
OH, MAN, YOU GUYS
ARE PATHETIC.
495
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,777
DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK
YOU NEED ARNOLD AROUND
496
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:56,861
JUST TO TELL YOU
497
00:17:56,944 --> 00:17:57,904
WHAT TO DO?
498
00:17:57,987 --> 00:17:59,739
( all answer affirmatively )
499
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:01,991
PLEASE! I CAN
GIVE ADVICE
JUST AS GOOD
500
00:18:02,074 --> 00:18:03,659
AS THE OLD
FOOTBALL-HEAD.
501
00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:06,662
PHOEBE, LINE
THESE LOSERS UP
OUTSIDE MY OFFICE.
502
00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:09,290
I'LL STRAIGHTEN YOU
MORONS OUT IN NO TIME.
503
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,960
SO, YOU STOLE LORENZO'S
PHONE AND BROKE IT, EH?
504
00:18:13,044 --> 00:18:15,004
JUST RETURN IT
TO HIS LOCKER
505
00:18:15,087 --> 00:18:16,672
BEFORE HE COMES BACK
FROM VACATION.
506
00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:18,049
HE WON'T KNOW
IT WAS YOU.
507
00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:20,843
LOOK, PRINCESS, IF YOU WANT
CURLY OFF YOUR BACK
508
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:24,138
KEEP HIM THINKING YOU'RE
HIS SECRET ADMIRER.
509
00:18:24,222 --> 00:18:26,849
TELL HIM YOU'RE REALLY,
REALLY WILD ABOUT HIM.
510
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,684
WHEN PUT ON THE SPOT,
HE'LL BE TOTALLY REPULSED.
511
00:18:28,768 --> 00:18:30,853
REPULSED-- GOT IT!
512
00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:32,188
HERE'S THE PLAN--
513
00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:33,981
BLAME THE ENTIRE EUGENE INCIDENT
514
00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:35,149
ON SOME OTHER STOOGE
515
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,734
BEFORE HE FINDS OUT
516
00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:38,361
THAT YOU DOLTS DID IT
517
00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:39,487
AND FINALLY SNAPS.
518
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,572
BELIEVE ME, IT'S
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
519
00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:44,158
( school bell rings )
520
00:18:46,244 --> 00:18:51,040
OKAY, CURLY, I ADMIT IT--
I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
521
00:18:51,123 --> 00:18:52,208
AND THE TRUTH IS
522
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,545
NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
AND FIGHT IT
523
00:18:55,628 --> 00:18:58,548
I'M REALLY, REALLY WILD
ABOUT YOU.
524
00:18:58,631 --> 00:19:01,008
IN FACT, I'VE FALLEN
CRAZY IN LOVE.
525
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:02,426
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
526
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,636
HOW DOES THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL?
527
00:19:03,719 --> 00:19:05,930
GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR.
528
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:13,145
( screams )
529
00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:17,733
SO IT'S AGREED--
530
00:19:17,817 --> 00:19:18,734
WE BLAME THE WHOLE
EUGENE MISHAP
531
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:20,778
ON SOME OTHER FELLOW.
532
00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:21,946
RIGHT.
533
00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:22,905
HI, GUYS.
534
00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:24,490
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
535
00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:25,908
OH, I'M JUST FINE.
536
00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:28,119
THE DOCTORS SAY
I SHOULD HAVE THE FEELING
537
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,496
BACK IN MY LEGS
IN JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
538
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,290
UM, EUGENE,
HAROLD AND I KNOW
539
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:35,960
WHO THE SHIFTY FELLOW WAS
THAT TINKERED WITH YOUR BIKE.
540
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:36,586
YOU DO?
541
00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:37,628
WE SURE DO.
542
00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:38,838
IT WAS...
543
00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:42,633
IT WAS
HAROLD'S FAULT.
544
00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:44,135
STINKY!
IT WAS HIS FAULT!
545
00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:45,136
HE DID IT!
546
00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:47,513
WHAT IN THE HECK
YOU BLAMING ME FOR?
547
00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:49,348
THE BIKE PRANK WAS
YOUR DUMB IDEA!
548
00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:50,600
IT WAS NOT!
549
00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:51,809
WAS, TOO!
550
00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:52,894
WAS NOT!
551
00:19:52,977 --> 00:19:53,311
UM, GUYS...
552
00:19:53,394 --> 00:19:55,897
GUYS!
553
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:59,942
( yelling )
554
00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:01,027
( crash )
555
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,070
Arnold:
WOW, THAT LOOKED PRETTY BAD.
556
00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:04,405
I SHOULD DO SOMETHING.
557
00:20:04,488 --> 00:20:05,781
THAT GUY IS CONSTANTLY
FALLING DOWN.
558
00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:08,492
TRUST ME, HE'LL BE JUST FINE.
559
00:20:08,576 --> 00:20:09,493
I KNOW.
560
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:13,122
IT'S JUST THINGS ARE
KIND OF CRAZY AROUND HERE.
561
00:20:13,205 --> 00:20:16,626
FIRST LORENZO WANTS TO KILL SID
FOR BREAKING HIS PHONE
562
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,128
THEN CURLY THINKS
RHONDA'S IN LOVE
WITH HIM...
563
00:20:19,211 --> 00:20:20,254
I DON'T KNOW, GERALD.
564
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:22,590
I JUST FEEL LIKE I
SHOULD TRY AND HELP OUT.
565
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:23,758
REMEMBER WHAT
HELGA SAID?
566
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:25,468
YOU COULDN'T GO
AN ENTIRE DAY
567
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:27,136
WITHOUT BUTTING INTO
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS
568
00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:30,139
AND ALL THE OTHER KIDS
AGREE WITH HER.
569
00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:31,224
FACE IT, BUDDY
570
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:33,559
THESE PEOPLE DO NOT
WANT YOU INTERFERING
571
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:34,060
IN THEIR LIVES.
572
00:20:34,143 --> 00:20:35,853
YOU'RE RIGHT, GERALD.
573
00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,021
LET'S GO.
574
00:20:39,398 --> 00:20:43,945
OH, MY DISCONSOLATE BELOVED,
PROMPTED BY MY RECKLESS WORDS
575
00:20:44,028 --> 00:20:46,697
TO TURN YOUR BEAUTIFUL BACK
ON THOSE IN NEED
576
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:49,325
FORCED BY MY LOOSE TONGUE
TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY
577
00:20:49,408 --> 00:20:50,743
WHEN DO-GOODY DUTY CALLS
578
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,370
ENCOURAGED BY MY
CARELESS CHALLENGE
579
00:20:52,453 --> 00:20:56,332
TO FLAGRANTLY VIOLATE THE GOOD-
SAMARITAN LAWS OF OUR COUNTRY.
580
00:20:56,415 --> 00:21:00,962
OH, ARNOLD, I'VE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
SNUFFED OUT THE CANDLE
581
00:21:01,045 --> 00:21:03,589
OF YOUR CARING LITTLE SOUL
582
00:21:03,673 --> 00:21:06,300
AND INCITED CHAOS AMONG OUR
HOPELESS, HAPLESS PEERS.
583
00:21:06,384 --> 00:21:09,470
OH, MY DARLING, I WON'T WASTE
ANOTHER MOMENT.
584
00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:14,684
I'LL STOP THE MADNESS AND RIGHT
THOSE TO WHOM I HAVE SO WRONGED!
585
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:17,228
Rhonda:
WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON THAT HELGA
586
00:21:17,311 --> 00:21:19,939
SHE'LL BE SORRY
SHE WAS EVER BORN!
587
00:21:20,022 --> 00:21:21,899
YEAH! THAT HELGA'S
ADVICE REALLY BITES!
588
00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:24,443
WHY DID I EVEN
LISTEN TO HER?
589
00:21:24,527 --> 00:21:24,819
IF SHE WASN'T A GIRL
590
00:21:24,902 --> 00:21:25,653
I'D POUND HER!
591
00:21:25,736 --> 00:21:26,696
UM, GUYS...
592
00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:28,447
LET ME SMELL IT.
593
00:21:28,531 --> 00:21:29,699
LET ME SMELL YOUR HAIR.
594
00:21:29,782 --> 00:21:31,701
GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU FOUR-EYED FREAK!
595
00:21:31,784 --> 00:21:32,743
PLEASE, JUST ONE
LITTLE WHIFF--
596
00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:34,996
THAT'S ALL
I NEED.
597
00:21:37,957 --> 00:21:40,042
Arnold:
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
YOU WANT ME
598
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,460
TO GIVE PEOPLE ADVICE AGAIN
599
00:21:41,544 --> 00:21:43,337
AND HELP THEM
WITH THEIR PROBLEMS?
600
00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:44,296
EXACTLY.
601
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,881
BUT, HELGA, I DON'T GET IT.
602
00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:48,676
I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS
A WET BLANKET, A SPOILSPORT
603
00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:49,593
A PARTY POOPER.
604
00:21:49,677 --> 00:21:53,222
SO, YOU ARE ALL
THOSE THINGS,
FOOTBALL-HEAD
605
00:21:53,305 --> 00:21:56,183
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU THE
PERFECT PERSON TO GIVE ADVICE.
606
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:57,727
LOOK AT ME-- I'M TERRIBLE
AT HELPING OTHERS.
607
00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:59,812
I'M THE WORST!
608
00:21:59,895 --> 00:22:03,357
I HAVE NO MORAL
CONSCIENCE WHATSOEVER.
609
00:22:03,441 --> 00:22:06,068
LOOK, ARNOLD, IF YOU
WON'T DO THIS FOR ME
610
00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:07,570
THEN DO IT FOR YOUR
STUPID FRIENDS OUT THERE.
611
00:22:07,653 --> 00:22:09,655
TRUST ME
612
00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,365
THEY'RE A
COMPLETE MESS
WITHOUT YOU.
613
00:22:13,826 --> 00:22:14,785
( sniffs )
614
00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:17,163
Arnold:
LISTEN UP.
615
00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:19,415
RHONDA, TELL CURLY
YOU'RE SORRY
616
00:22:19,498 --> 00:22:22,460
FOR MAKING HIM THINK YOU
WERE HIS SECRET ADMIRER.
617
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:22,918
NO PROBLEM.
618
00:22:23,002 --> 00:22:24,587
SID, YOU CAN START
619
00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:25,129
BY APOLOGIZING
TO LORENZO
620
00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:27,089
FOR STEALING
HIS PHONE.
621
00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:28,424
OKAY.
622
00:22:28,507 --> 00:22:30,217
STINKY AND HAROLD,
THE FIRST THING
623
00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:32,762
YOU NEED TO DO
IS ASK EUGENE
TO FORGIVE YOU
624
00:22:32,845 --> 00:22:34,764
THAT IS, IF HE CAN
EVEN HEAR YOU.
625
00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:36,724
Eugene:
I'M OKAY.
626
00:22:41,312 --> 00:22:43,189
AHH!
627
00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:45,483
( sighs longingly )
628
00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:52,323
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