All language subtitles for Hey Arnold S04E03 - Full Moon - Student Teacher (1080p)

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Helga:
ARNOLD!

( barking )

HEY, ARNOLD!

( glass shatters )

( girl shrieks )

Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

ARNOLD!

[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

AR-NOLD!

MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!

Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!

( bell ringing )

Harold:
THIS WILL BE GREAT.

Stinky:
HE'LL SURE BE SURPRISED.

HEY, GUYS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

( giggling )

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MOON
PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

Stinky:
HAROLD'S IDEA.

WANT TO DO IT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

AW, COME ON, IT'S FUN.

IT'S ALL
THE RAGE.

ALL THE JUNIOR HIGH
KIDS ARE DOING IT.

IT SOUNDS, UH, GREAT, GUYS,
BUT I THINK I'LL PASS.

YOU'RE JUST
A CHICKEN.

I'M NOT. I JUST DON'T
THINK IT'S GOOD IDEA.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WEENIE.

YOU DON'T HAVE
THE GUTS.

YOU JUST DON'T
HAVE THE GUTS.

NO GUTS AT ALL.

IT'S NOT THAT, I JUST...

SHH, SHH!

HERE HE COMES,
GET READY.

ON THREE.

ONE...

YOU'RE REALLY GOING
THROUGH WITH THIS?

SHH!

TWO...

( unzipping )

( humming to himself )

( humming )

THREE!

WHAT THE... WHAT IS THIS?

( gasps )

OH, MY!

( laughing wildly )

COME BACK HERE, YOU HOOLIGANS!

( still laughing... )

( panting )

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.

YOU THERE.

WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

Arnold:
BUT PRINCIPAL WARTZ, I TOLD YOU.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

MAYBE, BUT YOU SAW
THE HOOLIGANS WHO DID.

YEAH.

AHA! NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.

JUST GIVE ME
THEIR NAMES.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

THIS ISN'T A JOKE,
YOUNG MAN.

YOU THINK EXPOSING
PORTIONS OF YOUR ANATOMY

TO YOUR PRINCIPAL
IS FUNNY?

WELL, I GUESS IT DEPENDS.

ON WHAT?!

THE SITUATION.

MOONING IS NOT FUNNY!

IT'S NOT A GAME.

YOU MAY THINK
IT'S A HARMLESS
SCHOOLYARD PRANK

BUT IT IS NOT--

SOMEONE COULD LOSE AN EYE.

BECAUSE OF MOONING?

I'LL ASK THE
QUESTIONS HERE.

NOW, TELL ME
THE NAMES OF

THE BOYS WHO EXPOSED
THEMSELVES.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

SURE YOU CAN;
IT'S EASY.

IF I TOLD,
I'D BE RATTING
ON THE OTHER GUYS.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

I'M ASSIGNING YOU
DETENTION.

DETENTION?

BUT WHY?

FAILURE TO COOPERATE.

I'LL SEE YOU
EVERY DAY

AFTER SCHOOL
FOR FOUR WEEKS.

FOUR WEEKS? BUT...

THAT IS ALL.

ANNA, WHO'S OUR
ART TEACHER?

MRS. FLUNK, YES.

ASK HER TO COME HERE

AND BRING HER SKETCH PAD.

HEY, ARNOLD, YOU

DIDN'T TELL ON US?

NO, I DIDN'T TELL.

WHEW.

OH, BOY.

WHAT DID WARTZ
DO TO YOU?

HE GAVE ME FOUR WEEKS'
DETENTION.

FOUR WEEKS?

BUT YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.

I KNOW, STINKY.

BETTER NOT RAT ON US.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO!

( sighs )
I WON'T TELL.

THINK MAYBE
IT AIN'T FAIR

FOR ARNOLD
TO TAKE THE BLAME
FOR WHAT WE DID?

YOU MEAN, TELL WARTZ
WE'RE THE ONES WHO MOONED HIM

AND GET ARNOLD OFF THE HOOK?

NO, NO, NO!

ARNOLD GOT CAUGHT.

THAT'S HIS FAULT.

WE GOT AWAY
WITH IT

THAT'S ALL
THAT COUNTS.

NOBODY GOES
INTO WARTZ'S OFFICE

AND TELLS HIM
WHAT WE DID.

NOBODY! YOU GOT IT?

I GUESS THERE'S
NO SENSE

IN ALL THREE OF US
GETTING DETENTION.

HMM, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU FIGURE HE'LL CRACK
AND SPILL THE BEANS?

Gerald:
Four weeks?

That's hard time, Bubba.

HE'LL LET ME OFF THE HOOK
IF I SAY WHO MOONED HIM.

Going to do it?

NO.

WHY NOT? AFTER ALL,
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

IF HAROLD, SID AND STINKY
WANT TO TELL WARTZ

THAT'S THEIR DECISION.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL HIM.

I'M NOT A RAT.

MAN, THAT'S SOLID.

I MEAN, IT'S STUPID,
BUT IT'S SOLID.

SEE YOU, GERALD.

( Arnold sighs heavily )

Wartz ( over P.A. ):
Students, yesterday
at approximately 3:38 P.M.

a heinous crime was committed
here in P.S. 118.

Three pupils engaged
in a flagrant violation
of district rules--

dropping their trousers

and exposing their
fleshy unmentionables

to a respected and beloved
school official.

Some of you may know
this despicable practice
as "mooning."

Well, let me assure you

the culprits will be uncovered.

I will get to
the bottom of this.

WHAT IF HE FINDS OUT
WE DID IT?

HE WON'T FIND OUT
IF NOBODY TELLS HIM.

Wartz:
NO, THE THIRD MOONER

HAD A ROUNDER POSTERIOR

WITH A MOLE
ON HIS RIGHT CHEEK.

VERY NICE.

MUCH BETTER,
MRS. FLUNK.

NOW, ALBERT...

IT'S ARNOLD.

RIGHT. LOOK,
ARNOLD, I KNOW

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A, A BAD KID.

YOU KEEP SAYING
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY

DISPLAY YOUR
END REGION TO ME

BUT THOSE OTHER THREE BOYS DID.

CAN WE AGREE ON THAT?

OKAY.

NOW THAT WE SEE EYE-TO-EYE

ON THAT POINT

LET ME POSE
THIS QUESTION.

WHAT'S THE HARM
IN TELLING ME

THE BOYS' NAMES?

WELL, IT'S JUST THAT...

YOU COULD LET THEM
SLIP OUT

OR WHISPER THEM

OR I COULD GUESS...

UNTIL I GOT
THE ANSWERS.

NO, I CAN'T TELL YOU.

WHY?

I'M NOT A RAT.

YOUNG MAN, I MUST WARN YOU

THAT UNLESS YOU PLAY BALL

AND TELL ME THE NAMES
OF THE HOOLIGANS

I WILL NOTE YOUR
LACK OF COOPERATION

AND WRITE IT DOWN
FOR ALL EYES AND EARS

TO SEE ON YOUR
PERMANENT RECORD.

Stinky:
THIS COULD GO
ON HIS PERMANENT RECORD.

I COULDN'T TAKE
THE PRESSURE.

WHAT DO YOU BET HE CRACKS
AND RATS US ALL OUT?

DON'T WORRY, ARNOLD'S
NOT A SNITCH-- HE WON'T.

I DON'T KNOW, HAROLD.

I'M TELLING YOU, HE WON'T RAT!

DID YOU RAT?

NO, HAROLD,
I DIDN'T RAT.

IF YOU DO,
YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN.

YOU'LL POUND ME.

THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL POUND YOU!

YEAH, RIGHT.

I WILL, ARNOLD,
BELIEVE IT!

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL POUND YOU
SO GOOD THAT YOU'LL BE SORRY!

SO, YOU WANT TO
GO TO THE ARCADE?

I CAN'T. I STILL HAVE DETENTION.

OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.

FOUR WEEKS?

MAN, YOU REALLY
TOOK THE FALL

FOR THOSE GUYS,
DIDN'T YOU?

YUP.

Wartz:
DON'T THINK OF IT
AS BEING A SNITCH.

JUST THINK OF IT AS...
BEING A GOOD CITIZEN.

CHOCOLATE CREAM?

YOU KNOW, ALBERT...

ARNOLD.

YOU KNOW, ARNOLD

IT'S NOT EASY
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

HE'S GOING TO RAT.

HE'S GOING TO RAT.

WHEN I WAS A BOY,
I FOUND MYSELF

IN A SITUATION VERY
SIMILAR TO YOURS.

REALLY?

MM-HMM. YOU SEE

I WITNESSED SEVERAL
OF MY FELLOW CLASSMATES

PLACING A FROG
IN OUR TEACHER'S DESK.

WHEN SHE CAME BACK

AND DISCOVERED THE FROG

SHE SINGLED ME OUT AND DEMANDED

I TELL WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I DID THE RIGHT THING.

I SANG LIKE A CANARY.

I TATTLED ON EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THE CULPRITS WERE
SEVERELY PUNISHED

AND I WAS REWARDED
WITH A GOLD STAR!

OH, SURE, MY CLASSMATES
WERE MAD AT FIRST.

THEY CALLED ME A WEASEL

REFUSED TO EAT LUNCH WITH ME

BEAT ME UP REGULARLY.

MY REPUTATION
AS A WEASEL
FOLLOWED ME

TO HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.

I WAS STUFFED INTO LOCKERS

HAD "KICK ME" SIGNS
TAPED TO MY BACK...

I CAN'T TELL YOU
THE ABUSE I SUFFERED

FROM PRACTICALLY EVERYONE
I EVER CAME I CONTACT WITH.

I DIDN'T HAVE A DATE
TILL I WAS 23.

BUT I DIDN'T CARE
ABOUT THAT

BECAUSE I KNEW THAT
I HAD DONE THE RIGHT THING.

AND IN THE END

I OVERCAME ALL THAT ABUSE

AND I GREW UP TO BECOME

AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
PRINCIPAL.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BECOME
AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL?

NOT REALLY.

YOU TOLD HIM,
DIDN'T YOU?

NO, HAROLD.

YOU'RE LYING!

I SAW YOU TWO TALKING.

YOU TOLD HIM IT WAS ME,
STINKY AND SID

DIDN'T YOU?

DIDN'T YOU?!

NO, HAROLD... I DIDN'T.

WELL, WHY NOT?!

BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.

BUT YOU GOT
FOUR WEEKS' DETENTION

AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

IF I WAS YOU,
I WOULD HAVE CRACKED

THE FIRST DAY
AND RATTED YOU OUT!

WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE,
HAROLD, BUT I DIDN'T

AND I'M NOT
GOING TO.

I GOT TO GO.

Wartz:
YOUNG MAN?

HUH?! OH!

HELLO, PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

HELLO. DO YOU
RECOGNIZE ANYONE
IN THIS SKETCH?

NO, SIR, I DON'T.

I REALLY DON'T--
NOT AT ALL.

ALL RIGHT.
WELL, KEEP UP

THE GOOD WORK, SON.

I SURE WILL,
PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

Arnold:
HE GAVE ME
FOUR WEEKS' DETENTION.

Stinky:
YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.

YOU BETTER NOT TELL
OR I'LL POUND YOU!

Wartz:
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, SON.

( bell rings )

Gerald:
MAN, ARNOLD

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

YOUR LAST DAY
OF DETENTION

AND YOU'RE INNOCENT.

IF YOU FINISH OUT
THE DAY WITHOUT
SNITCHING

THIS WILL GO ON
YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.

IT'S JUST SOMETHING
I'VE GOT TO DO.

Wartz:
YOUNG MAN, I HOLD HERE

YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.

NOW YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE
TO SAVE YOURSELF.

JUST TELL ME WHO
THE REAL MOONERS ARE.

TELL ME THEIR NAMES

AND I WON'T
HAVE TO ENTER

THIS TERRIBLE BLACK MARK
ON YOUR RECORD.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

YOU UNDERSTAND
YOUR PERMANENT RECORD

WILL FOLLOW YOU ALL THE WAY
TO JUNIOR HIGH?

I UNDERSTAND.

AND YOU STILL WON'T TELL.

NO.

THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

( door opens )

Harold:
I DID IT!

IT WAS ME!

I'M SORRY!

ARNOLD IS COMPLETELY
INNOCENT!

I'M THE MOONER!

I'M THE MOONER!

( sobbing )

I'M GUILTY, TOO!

Sid:
AND ME!

WE ALL DID IT
TOGETHER!

Stinky:
ARNOLD HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT!

HE WAS JUST A PAWN
IN OUR HORRIBLE, TWISTED PRANK!

Stinky, Harold:
HE'S A SAINT.

WELL, YOUNG MAN

I SUPPOSE THIS LETS YOU

OFF THE HOOK...

FOR NOW.

Harold:
I HAD TO DO IT.

I COULDN'T TAKE
THE GUILT.

IT'S GOING ON
YOUR RECORD.

I KNOW, BUT
I NEVER FIGURED

I'D MAKE IT TO
JUNIOR HIGH ANYWAYS.

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
NOW THAT WE FESSED UP.

ME, TOO. WE
DIDN'T REALIZE IT

BUT DEEP DOWN, GUILT
WAS DRIVING US CRAZY
ALL ALONG--

YOU KNOW, SUBCONSCIOUSLY.

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
YOU HAD NO GUTS BECAUSE

YOU WOULDN'T
MOON WARTZ?

YEAH.

YOU HAD NO GUTS
THEN, BUT

AFTER YOU STOOD UP
TO WARTZ

AND DIDN'T RAT US OUT

WELL, I FIGURE
THAT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS.

MORE GUTS THAN ME
AND STINKY AND SID
GOT PUT TOGETHER.

YEAH, ARNOLD...
( snaps fingers ) YOU GOT GUTS.

JUST CHOCKFULL OF GUTS.

THANKS.

HEY, GUYS, HOW
ABOUT TOMORROW

WE MAKE A BIG OLD SIGN
THAT SAYS "KICK ME"

AND TAPE IT
TO MR. SIMMONS' BACK?

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

Stinky:
EVERYBODY WILL BE
KICKING HIM ALL DAY!

Arnold:
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED,
MIRIAM.

OH, IT'S JUST
SO EXCITING.

SEVEN WHOLE DAYS
OF OLGA.

THIS IS GOING
TO BE GREAT.

THIS STINKS.

WHY COULDN'T OLGA GO
TO FORT LAUDERDALE

LIKE A NORMAL COLLEGE STUDENT?

IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR.

OLGA COMES HOME FOR A WEEK,
SHE'S THE CENTER OF ATTENTION

AND I'M SHOVED
INTO THE BACKGROUND

LIKE I'M INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING.

SOME SISTER-- ALL SHE EVER
THINKS ABOUT IS HERSELF.

SHE'S NEVER CARED ABOUT ME.

NO WONDER WE DON'T GET ALONG.

( sighs )
OH, WELL.

OLGA AND I WILL NEVER BE CLOSE.

MOMMY! DADDY!

WELCOME HOME, OLGA.

WE MISSED YOU, DEAR.

IS THAT YOU HIDING BACK THERE,
BABY SISTER?

IT SURE IS.

NOTHING GETS BY YOU, OLGA.

YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY.

NOW, GIVE US A HUG.

THAT'S SUCH
A PRETTY BOW.

IS IT NEW?

I'VE ONLY WORN IT
SINCE I WAS FOUR.

OH, HELGA, I'VE MISSED
YOU SO MUCH.

REALLY, I HAVE.

I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT YOU

EVER SINCE MY DEVELOPMENTAL
CHILD PSYCHOLOGY CLASS

WHICH ABSOLUTELY
CHANGED MY LIFE.

I LEARNED SIBLING RELATIONSHIPS

ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT
RELATIONSHIPS

WE AS HUMAN BEINGS
CAN EVER FORM.

I'VE DECIDED
THAT I WANT TO USE

MY VACATION TO BOND
WITH YOU.

HUH?

I WANT US TO SPEND EVERY
WAKING MOMENT TOGETHER

GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
SHARING SECRETS.

YOU KNOW, HELGA,
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN
VERY CLOSE.

I WANT THAT ALL TO CHANGE.

YOU DO?

OH, YES, HELGA.

THAT'S WHY I PLANNED
A SPECIAL SURPRISE

ONLY I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS
UNTIL TOMORROW.

Helga:
IT'S BAD ENOUGH

THAT OLGA HAS TO BE

SO DARN TOUCHY-FEELY

BUT THEN BUSTS OUT THIS

"LET'S GET CLOSER TOGETHER"
CRAPOLA ON TOP OF IT.

REALLY, PHOEB,
SHE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

AT LEAST SHE'LL
ONLY BE HERE A WEEK.

I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE

A SPECIAL NEW ADDITION

TO OUR ACADEMIC FAMILY,
A STUDENT TEACHER.

ANOTHER TEACHER?

ONE IS BAD ENOUGH.

PLEASE WELCOME OUR
NEW INSTRUCTOR...

MISS OLGA PATAKI.

GOOD MORNING, BOYS AND GIRLS.

AND SURPRISE TO YOU,
BABY SISTER.

I'M NOT REALLY HOME
FOR SPRING BREAK.

I'M SPENDING THE ENTIRE
SEMESTER HERE AT P.S. 118

PURSUING MY TRUE PASSION

THE TEACHING OF LITTLE CHILDREN.

I WAS GOING TO GO TO ALASKA
TO TEACH INUIT STUDENTS

BUT THEN I HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA.

IF I CAME HERE INSTEAD

I GET TO TEACH AND SPEND TIME
WITH YOU, GETTING CLOSER.

ISN'T IT FANTASTIC?

Helga:
SO SINCE YOU'LL BE

HANGING AROUND

AND WE'LL BE SPENDING
TIME TOGETHER

I THOUGHT WE
BETTER SET UP

A FEW HEALTHY
BOUNDARIES.

BOUNDARIES?

YOU DON'T WANT

TO BOSS ME AROUND TOO MUCH

OR MEDDLE IN MY
PERSONAL AFFAIRS.

IT WOULDN'T
LOOK GOOD.

STEER CLEAR OF ANY EMBARRASSING
FAMILY STORIES.

IT MIGHT MAKE PEOPLE
UNCOMFORTABLE.

WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?

DON'T BE SUCH A SILLY.

I'D NEVER DO ANY
OF THOSE THINGS.

NO, REALLY, OLGA, I'M SERIOUS.

I'VE GOT
A REPUTATION

AND A LOT OF
YEARS PUT IN
AT P.S. 118.

I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE THAT.

YOU KNOW THINGS ABOUT ME

THAT CAN BLOW
ALL THAT WORK.

HELGA, DON'T WORRY.

I ASSURE YOU,
YOUR CONCERNS
ARE MY CONCERNS.

THE ONE, SOLE, ALL-
ENCOMPASSING PURPOSE
OF MY BEING HERE

MY PRIMARY GOAL IS
TO SIMPLY GET CLOSER
TO YOU, BABY SISTER.

OH, COME ON, OLGA.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.

NO, HELGA, IT'S TRUE.

I REALIZED

ALL THOSE SPRING
BREAKS PAST

WEREN'T EXACTLY
WONDERFUL BETWEEN US.

I SUPPOSE
MUCH OF IT WAS

MY FAULT FOR BEING
A LITTLE BIT SELFISH.

I WANT THIS YEAR
TO BE DIFFERENT.

I WANT US TO GET ALONG.

YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS?

OH, YES, BABY SISTER.

WILL YOU GIVE ME THAT CHANCE?

WILL YOU GIVE US THAT CHANCE?

OH, ANOTHER "F".

I ALWAYS FAIL.

I MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE UP

ON BOOK LEARNING ALL TOGETHER.

DON'T GIVE UP,
STINKY.

IF AT FIRST YOU

DON'T SUCCEED,
TRY AGAIN.

CLASS, THIS REMINDS ME

OF AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY

ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL
WHO COULDN'T

OVERCOME HER PROBLEM.

WAS SHE A FAILURE
AT BOOK LEARNING, TOO?

NO, STINKY.

THIS LITTLE GIRL

HAD ANOTHER PROBLEM.

YOU SEE, SHE WAS A BED WETTER.

HARD AS SHE TRIED

SHE JUST COULDN'T STOP
WETTING THE BED.

SHE WENT TO SLEEP

WITH RUBBER PANTS
AND SHEETS.

AND THE TRAGIC THING IS
THAT THIS BED-WETTING WENT ON

UNTIL SHE WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD.

THAT'S PATHETIC!

( jeering )

BUT ONE DAY SHE
DECIDED "ENOUGH!"

THAT BRAVE GIRL
THREW AWAY HER RUBBER PANTS

AND WENT TO BED
DETERMINED

TO OVERCOME
HER PROBLEM.

AND SHE DID.

AFTER THAT NIGHT,
SHE NEVER

WET THE BED AGAIN

EXCEPT FOR ONE OR TWO
LITTLE ACCIDENTS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE
GREW UP TO BE?

LOOK, IT'S HELGA,
THE BED WETTER!

( all laughing, jeering )

LISTEN, YOU BIG
TUB OF LARD.

IF YOU EVER CALL ME THAT
AGAIN, I SWEAR, I'LL...

HELGA!
THAT'S NOT A NICE WAY TO PLAY

WITH YOUR FRIEND.

BUT...

"BUT" NOTHING, BABY SISTER.

I HAVE TO ASSIGN YOU DETENTION

FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.

I'M TRULY CONNECTING
WITH THE CHILDREN.

OH, WONDERFUL,
HONEY.

THAT'S GREAT.

PASS ME MORE
OF YOUR DUMPLINGS.

( doorbell rings )

ARNOLD!

HEY, HELGA.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, FOOTBALL HEAD?

ARNOLD'S HERE FOR HIS
TUTORING SESSION WITH ME.

THAT TEARS IT.

SHE'S EMBARRASSED ME

GIVEN ME DETENTION, AND NOW

SHE'S STEALING THE AFFECTIONS
OF THE BOY

FOR YEARS I'VE TORMENTED

BUT WHOM I SECRETLY,
PASSIONATELY

LOVE IN MY OWN TWISTED WAY.

SHE WANTS TO DESTROY ME!

I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF OLGA

BEFORE SHE COMPLETELY
WRECKS MY LIFE!

IF OLGA CAN'T DRIVE HER CAR

THEN SHE CAN'T GET
TO WORK TOMORROW.

A DAY WITHOUT OLGA.

THIS IS GOING TO BE SWEET.

OH, HELGA! THERE YOU ARE.

I HAD A FLAT TIRE
THIS MORNING.

ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC?

FIRST, I THOUGHT
IT WAS TERRIBLE

THEN I REALIZED

IT WAS LUCKY.

I THOUGHT, "WHY
DRIVE TO SCHOOL

"WHEN I COULD TAKE THE BUS
AND BE WITH MY BABY SISTER?"

ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

( whimpers )

WHEN OLGA BITES INTO THIS

SHE'LL FREAK OUT,
AND HAVE TO GO HOME.

LOOK, SOMEONE
LEFT ME

A SHINY, RED APPLE!

MMM...

( chewing noisily...

THERE'S A WORM IN IT!

MISS PATAKI, I
THINK I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO LIE DOWN.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THE CLASS

FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
BY YOURSELF?

OLGA'S LESSON PLAN.

IF SHE'S UNPREPARED FOR CLASS,
MAYBE SHE'LL GET FIRED.

HMM, THAT'S SO STRANGE.

I HAVE MISPLACED
MY LESSON PLAN.

WELL, THAT'S OKAY

BUT, GOSH,
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO

WITHOUT A LESSON PLAN?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
OVERSTEP MY BOUNDARIES

BUT WE COULD TAKE
THE CHILDREN TO THE PARK

AND ORGANIZE
A NATURE STUDY.

( cheering )

A WONDERFUL IDEA!
THANK YOU.

SO, THIS IS
ABOUT YOUR SISTER?

DOI! IN CASE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED, ARNALDO

OLGA IS MAKING
ME MISERABLE.

HAVE YOU TALKED TO HER?

A THOUSAND TIMES!

BUT SHE'S TOO BUSY BLABBING

ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL
EVERYTHING IS

TO LISTEN TO ME.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE HER LISTEN.

LIKE, WITH A CLUB

OR A BASEBALL BAT
OR SOMETHING?

NO, WITH JUST PLAIN,
HONEST TALK.

SIT HER DOWN
AND TELL HER

HOW YOU REALLY,
REALLY FEEL,
EVEN IF IT HURTS.

IF OLGA REALLY
CARES ABOUT YOU

LIKE SHE SAYS
SHE DOES

THEN SHE WILL
LISTEN TO YOU.

WHAT IS IT, HELGA?

DID YOU NEED HELP
WITH YOUR HOMEWORK?

GOSH, I CAN HELP YOU
AND WE CAN GET

CLOSER
AT THE SAME TIME?

IT'S PERFECT.

NO, OLGA, IT'S NOT PERFECT.

IT'S NOT?

NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S ROTTEN.

ROTTEN?
HOW COULD IT BE?

WE'RE SPENDING TIME
GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

THAT'S THE
ROTTEN PART.

YOU THINK YOU'RE
GETTING TO KNOW ME

BUT YOU DON'T.

YOU THINK SPENDING
TIME TOGETHER IS

MAKING US CLOSER,
BUT IT'S NOT.

THE TRUTH IS

I CAN'T STAND YOU.

YOU CAN'T STAND ME?

BUT ALL I EVER WANTED IS TO BE
CLOSE TO YOU, HELGA.

I TRIED, I REALLY DID.

BUT I GUESS I JUST
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

AND NOW YOU HATE ME,
BABY SISTER.

HATE ME, AND THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

( sobbing )

WELL, THERE IS
ONE THING.

WHAT, HELGA?
WHAT CAN I DO?

HOW CAN I SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I LOVE
AND CARE ABOUT YOU?

I'LL DO ANYTHING,
JUST NAME IT.

JUST TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.

BUT, HELGA, I STILL
DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IF I GO TO ALASKA
TO TEACH

DESPERATE AND
UNDERPRIVILEGED
INUIT CHILDREN

HOW WILL THAT EVER
MAKE US CLOSER
TO EACH OTHER?

IT MAY NOT MAKE SENSE
TO YOU, BUT TRUST ME.

THE FURTHER AWAY YOU ARE,
THE CLOSER WE'LL BE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
HELGA, BUT I DO
TRUST YOU, BABY SISTER.

THEN GET ON
THAT PLANE.

IF YOU DON'T,
YOU AND I
WILL BOTH

REGRET IT, TODAY,
TOMORROW

THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

BUT, HELGA, I MAY NOT
SEE YOU FOR A YEAR.

THINK OF ALL THE
INUITS WHO NEED

YOUR TEACHING
SKILLS.

IN YOUR SPARE TIME,
THINK OF ME.

OKAY.
YES, I WILL.

( sniffling )

( sobbing )

GET ON THE PLANE, OLGA.

( wind howling )

Olga:
"DEAR HELGA,
ALASKA IS WONDERFUL.

"I'M REALLY CONNECTING
WITH THE INUIT CHILDREN.

"I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US

"BUT ALL I KNOW IS

"I MISS YOU TERRIBLY,
BABY SISTER.

WRITE SOON. LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE..."

( wind howling... )

"MORE LOVE, OLGA."

Helga:
"DEAR OLGA, GLAD TO HEAR
YOU'RE DOING WELL.

EVERYTHING HERE IS FINE.

"MOST OF THE KIDS HAVE EVEN
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE...
INCIDENT.

FROM HELGA."

"LOVE, HELGA."

and NICKELODEON