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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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Wartz:
Henceforth and forever
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all lunch activities
will be conducted
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during the lunchtime period.
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Gerald:
THE BELL RINGS
AND ECHOES IN EMPTY HALLS.
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THEN COMES THE BOUNCE, BOUNCE,
BOUNCING OF THE RED DODGE BALL.
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THE CAFETERIA TRAYS AND
SILVERWARE ENDLESSLY CLATTER.
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I STAND ALONE IN THE CROWD
AND ASK MYSELF
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"DOES ANYTHING REALLY MATTER?"
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YEAH.
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( applause )
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THAT WAS VERY SPECIAL.
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AGAIN, I WANT
TO WELCOME EVERYONE
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TO THE OPENING OF P.S. 118's
AFTER-SCHOOL STUDENT LOUNGE
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THE COCOA HUT.
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YOU'VE ALL BEEN SO AMBITIOUS
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IN COMING UP WITH ENTERTAINMENT
FOR THE COCOA HUT STAGE
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I'M JUST... WELL,
I'M FRANKLY OVERWHELMED.
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NEXT, OUR OWN HELGA G. PATAKI
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WILL DO SOME
VERY SPECIAL IMPRESSIONS.
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HELGA?
DOING IMPRESSIONS?
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THIS I GOT TO SEE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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I'D LIKE TO START OFF
WITH AN IMPRESSION
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OF SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW.
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IT'S THE FIRST VOICE
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WE HEAR IN THE MORNING
COMING OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM
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AND IT GOES LIKE THIS:
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"STUDENTS OF P.S. 118
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"I HAVE AN IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT.
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"HENCEFORTH,
ALL LUNCH ACTIVITIES
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WILL BE CONDUCTED
DURING THE LUNCHTIME PERIOD."
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( laughing )
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SHE'S DOING
PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
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THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT ONE UP,
PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
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THEN THERE'S STINKY PETERSON:
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IS THIS GUY
ALWAYS A STEP BEHIND?
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"I DON'T GET IT!
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"WHAT'S PRINCIPAL WARTZ
GOING ON ABOUT?
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"I'M ALL CONFUSED.
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"ALL I KNOW IS,
I'M HAVING LEMON PUDDING
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ON ACCOUNT OF LEMON PUDDING
IS MY FAVORITE PUDDING."
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ME
OR SOMETHING?
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AND THEN THERE'S MISS
RHONDA WELLINGTON LLOYD.
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THE SCHOOL GOSSIP
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AND THE SELF-ELECTED
QUEEN OF FASHION.
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"YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
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"WHAT PATSY WORE
TO SCHOOL TODAY--
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"A GREEN AND BLUE PLAID
JUMPER WITH PINK LEGGINGS.
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"COULDN'T YOU JUST DIE?
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DID SHE GET DRESSED
IN THE DARK?"
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( kids laughing )
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SHE GOT YOU, RHONDA!
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE ME.
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YES, IT DOES!
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LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS
WHO THIS IS.
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"AAH, MOMMY!
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I'M SCARED!"
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THAT'S HAROLD!
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HEY!
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AND HERE'S EUGENE
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WALKING INTO CLASS
EVERY MORNING.
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"HI, EVERYONE!
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"IT'S A BRIGHT,
BEAUTIFUL PERFECT MORN...
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"OH! ( thud )
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I'M OKAY."
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( all laughing )
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WHAT A WONDERFUL MIMIC.
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SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME!
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"NOW, CLASS, SETTLE DOWN
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"BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DO
SOMETHING 'VERY SPECIAL.'
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"WE'RE GOING
TO DO SOMETHING 'SPECIAL'
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"TO SHOW HOW EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
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IS 'SPECIAL' IN HIS OR HER OWN
'SPECIAL' WAY."
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WHO IS THAT?
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IS IT MR. PACKENHAM?
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WHO IS SHE DOING?
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CAN YOU
BELIEVE HELGA?
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HOW COULD SHE MAKE FUN
OF US LIKE THAT?
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SHE WASN'T SO FUNNY
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WHEN SHE SAID I WENT AROUND
ALL THE TIME SCREAMING
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"I'M SCARED, I'M SCARED,
HELP ME, MOMMY!"
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( laughs )
THAT WAS FUNNY.
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BUT I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS SO FUNNY
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WHEN SHE SAID I'M ALWAYS GOING
ON ABOUT HOW LEMON PUDDING'S
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MY FAVORITE KIND OF PUDDING.
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I THOUGHT
SHE WAS FUNNY.
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WEREN'T YOU OFFENDED
BY WHAT HELGA SAID?
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I LIKED THE PART
WHEN SHE SAID
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YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH WHAT
EVERYBODY'S WEARING.
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OH, SO I'M OBSESSED
WITH FASHION AND STYLE
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AND CONSTANTLY TALKING
ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE IS WEARING.
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WELL, YEAH.
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OF COURSE YOU THINK
IT WAS FUNNY, ARNOLD.
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SHE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT YOU.
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All:
YEAH!
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HELGA THINKS SHE'S SO FUNNY.
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WELL, IF THAT'S
HER IDEA OF FUN
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THEN SHE HAS SOMETHING ELSE
COMING TO HER.
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YEAH! SHE HAS SOMETHING
ELSE COMING TO HER!
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YEAH, SHE HAS SOMETHING
ELSE COMING TO HER!
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HEY, FELLAS?
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WHAT DOES SHE HAVE
COMING TO HER?
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I KNOCKED THEM DEAD
OUT THERE
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DIDN'T I, PHOEBES?
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WELL... I SUPPOSE
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YOU CAPTURED
CERTAIN ASPECTS
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OF OUR CLASSMATES
IN A UNIQUE WAY.
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YEAH, I KNOCKED THEM DEAD.
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MAYBE I'LL GO PROFESSIONAL
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PLAY THOSE COMEDY CLUBS
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LIKE HEE-HEES
AND HOO-HAS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
PHOEBES?
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WELL, I SUPPOSE
IT'S POSSIBLE.
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( bell rings )
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I GUESS I'LL BE
PRETTY POPULAR
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AROUND SCHOOL
FROM NOW ON.
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HEY, STINKMEISTER,
HOW'S IT GOING?
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I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU,
HELGA G. PATAKI.
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WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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HIYA, RHONDA,
HOW'S TRICKS?
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OH, I'M SORRY, I DON'T
HAVE TIME TO TALK TO YOU.
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I'M TOO BUSY WORRYING
ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE
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IS WEARING.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER THOUGHTS
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OR IDEAS IN MY HEAD.
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YEAH, SO WHAT'S
YOUR POINT?
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( disgusted sigh )
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HEY, IT'S A JOKE,
RHONDA!
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HEY, PINK BOY
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PULL UP A DESK,
TAKE A LOAD OFF.
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I CAN'T SIT NEXT
TO YOU, HELGA.
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I MIGHT GET SCARED
AND SCREAM
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AND CALL MY MOMMY.
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HUH?
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HEY, HELGA,
HAVE YOU HEARD
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ABOUT MY LOVE
FOR LEMON PUDDING?
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LEMON PUDDING, LEMON PUDDING,
LEMON PUDDING.
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT.
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ON ACCOUNT OF YOU WAS MAKING FUN
OF MY LOVE FOR LEMON PUDDING
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WHEN YOU WAS
UP THERE ON STAGE
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MAKING ME LOOK
LIKE A DANG FOOL!
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HEY, LOOK,
LEMON PUDDING.
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( kids laughing, silence )
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I DON'T
GET IT, PHOEBE.
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I THOUGHT I WAS SUCH
A BIG HIT AT THE COCOA HUT.
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BUT NOW IT'S LIKE
THEY'RE MAD OR SOMETHING.
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WHAT DID I DO?
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PERHAPS YOUR HUMOR
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HAD A LITTLE
TOO MUCH TRUTH TO IT.
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SO? THEY WERE ALL LAUGHING.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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THEY WERE LAUGHING.
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BUT THEIR FEELINGS WERE HURT
BY YOUR IMPRESSIONS.
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I WAS JUST TELLING IT
LIKE IT IS.
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WHERE'S THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR?
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CAN'T THEY LAUGH AT THEMSELVES?
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PERHAPS NOT.
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TRY TO THINK HOW IT WOULD FEEL
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IF IT WERE YOU
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BEING MADE
FUN OF, HELGA.
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NO ONE WOULD DARE TRY THAT.
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"OUT OF MY WAY,
GEEK BAIT."
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RHONDA'S DOING HELGA!
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"YOU CLOWNS
TRY TO MAKE FUN OF ME
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YOU'LL ANSWER TO OLD BETSY."
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YOU SOUND
JUST LIKE HER, RHONDA.
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( laughs )
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT!
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DO I?
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SEE, HELGA?
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Rhonda:
"OUT OF MY WAY,
GEEK BAIT!"
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OH, BROTHER!
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I MAKE A FEW JOKES
AND NOW EVERYBODY HATES ME.
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PERHAPS A PUBLIC APOLOGY.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?!
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I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU NEED
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TO ASK THEIR FORGIVENESS
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PERHAPS IN A LONG-FORM POEM
OF A MORE POSITIVE NATURE.
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HUH?
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SHOWING EACH
OF OUR CLASSMATES
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IN A MORE
OPTIMISTIC LIGHT.
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EMPHASIZING THEIR
GOOD ATTRIBUTES
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SOMETHING MORE...
PROACTIVE.
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COMEDY.
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THOSE GUYS DON'T WANT ME
TO BE PROACTIVE
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THEY WANT LAUGHS!
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THEY WANT EUGENE SLIPPING
ON A BANANA PEEL
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AND FALLING DOWN
AN OPEN MANHOLE!
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I'M SERIOUS, HELGA.
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YOU NEED TO MAKE
A SINCERE APOLOGY.
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AND I CAN HELP YOU.
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I HAVE SOME IDEAS.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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( sighs )
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WELL, NO ONE'S EVEN
SPEAKING TO ME AT THIS POINT.
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WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?
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Phoebe:
STINKY-- NOW,
WHAT GOOD QUALITIES
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CAN WE POINT OUT ABOUT HIM?
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UH, HE FLOATS?
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DO YOU WANT EVERYONE
SNUBBING YOU
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AND BEING MAD
AT YOU FOREVER?
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( sighs )
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OKAY, OKAY.
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"CURLY, NOW THERE'S
AN ORIGINAL KID."
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I DON'T KNOW, PHOEBES.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
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THEY'RE GOING TO GO
FOR THIS STUFF?
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I'M POSITIVE, HELGA.
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IT'S FLATTERING,
AND ENTERTAINING.
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WHEN YOU RECITE THIS POEM
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YOU'LL BE A HUGE HIT.
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JUST ONE MORE
COCOACCINO.
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IT'S MY LAST ONE,
I PROMISE.
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I'M SORRY, CHOCOLATE BOY,
BUT I HAVE TO CUT YOU OFF.
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( moans
quietly )
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
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HELGA IS ACTUALLY
GOING TO PERFORM AGAIN?
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IF SHE MAKES FUN OF ME,
I'M GOING TO POUND HER!
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IF SHE STARTS JAWING ABOUT ME
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AND MY LOVE
FOR LEMON PUDDING AGAIN
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I'M GOING TO TAKE HER DOWNTOWN.
239
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AND NOW, PLEASE WELCOME
HELGA G. PATAKI
240
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FOR ANOTHER UNIQUE
AND SPECIAL PERFORMANCE.
241
00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:38,303
ARE YOU DOING
YOUR IMPRESSION
242
00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:39,554
OF THAT SPECIAL GUY?
243
00:08:39,638 --> 00:08:43,433
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO SAYS
SPECIAL ALL THE TIME?
244
00:08:43,516 --> 00:08:44,601
WHO IS THAT?
245
00:08:44,684 --> 00:08:47,896
GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
246
00:08:47,979 --> 00:08:51,608
I'M NOT GOING TO BE
DOING ANY IMPRESSIONS TODAY.
247
00:08:51,691 --> 00:08:56,029
INSTEAD, I'M GOING TO READ
A POEM ABOUT ALL OF YOU
248
00:08:56,112 --> 00:08:59,616
WHICH EMPHASIZES
YOUR POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES.
249
00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:01,785
AND I HOPE
YOU LIKE IT.
250
00:09:01,868 --> 00:09:03,954
"WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT MY FRIENDS
251
00:09:04,037 --> 00:09:06,539
"WHO ARE PLEASANT
AND LOYAL TO THE END?
252
00:09:06,623 --> 00:09:09,417
"THERE'S HAROLD, RHONDA,
STINKY AND NATE
253
00:09:09,501 --> 00:09:12,295
AND SID AND NADINE,
GOSH, THEY'RE ALL GREAT!"
254
00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,296
WHO'S NATE?
255
00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:14,798
( Phoebe clears throat )
256
00:09:14,881 --> 00:09:16,424
"TAKE RHONDA--
SHE'S A STYLISH GIRL
257
00:09:16,508 --> 00:09:19,511
"ONE OF THE NICEST
IN THE WORLD.
258
00:09:19,594 --> 00:09:22,264
"AND ARNOLD
IS A THOUGHTFUL FELLOW
259
00:09:22,347 --> 00:09:25,308
"AS SMART AND KIND
AS HIS HAIR IS YELLOW.
260
00:09:25,392 --> 00:09:26,935
"STINKY IS A LIKABLE SORT
261
00:09:27,018 --> 00:09:29,771
HE'S CERTAINLY TALL
AND HIS HAIR IS SHORT..."
262
00:09:29,854 --> 00:09:30,146
WHAT'S SHE DOING?
263
00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:31,815
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
264
00:09:31,898 --> 00:09:32,816
WORSE THAN THAT,
IT'S BORING.
265
00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:36,319
SHE'S JUST SAYING NICE THINGS
ABOUT EVERYBODY
266
00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:37,570
TO BE, WELL, NICE.
267
00:09:37,654 --> 00:09:38,863
WHERE'S THE COMEDY?
268
00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:40,782
"HAROLD IS A FRIEND TO ALL
269
00:09:40,865 --> 00:09:43,159
HE'S A KID
WHO IS REALLY ON THE BALL."
270
00:09:43,243 --> 00:09:44,744
NOT FUNNY!
271
00:09:44,828 --> 00:09:48,164
"AND CHOCOLATE BOY--
HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
272
00:09:48,248 --> 00:09:52,002
HE MUST LOVE CHOCOLATE
AS MUCH AS WE LOVE HIM."
273
00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:53,503
JUST ONE MORE
COCOACCINO!
274
00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:57,048
( all jeering, hooting )
275
00:09:57,132 --> 00:10:00,468
NICE GOING, PHOEBE.
276
00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:02,595
I'M GOING OVER
LIKE A LEAD BALLOON!
277
00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:04,222
I'M AS PERPLEXED
AS YOU ARE.
278
00:10:04,306 --> 00:10:06,057
IT'S BECAUSE
IT ISN'T FUNNY.
279
00:10:06,141 --> 00:10:08,184
EVERYONE COULD TELL
YOU WERE SAYING
280
00:10:08,268 --> 00:10:11,021
MADE-UP NICE THINGS
ABOUT EVERYBODY.
281
00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:13,106
BUT THEY HATED ME
WHEN I WAS FUNNY.
282
00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:15,567
DO THE OLD STUFF,
THE FUNNY STUFF.
283
00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:22,741
GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GERMS!
284
00:10:22,824 --> 00:10:24,784
DID YOU MISS ME?
285
00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,161
ARE YOU AN AUDIENCE
OR AN OIL PAINTING?
286
00:10:26,244 --> 00:10:28,455
( feedback screeches )
287
00:10:28,538 --> 00:10:29,539
WHO'S OUT THERE?
288
00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:30,832
IS THAT STINKY?
289
00:10:30,915 --> 00:10:33,418
I CAN TELL BY THE DAZED LOOK
ON HIS FACE.
290
00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:34,711
( kids chuckle )
291
00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:37,422
PROBABLY DREAMING ABOUT
LEMON PUDDING AGAIN.
292
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:41,551
"GOSH ALMIGHTY, I SURE DO
LOVE LEMON PUDDING!"
293
00:10:41,634 --> 00:10:42,802
( all laughing )
294
00:10:42,886 --> 00:10:43,845
THAT SOUNDS
JUST LIKE ME.
295
00:10:43,928 --> 00:10:46,556
AND PHOEBE: "I'D LOVE
TO PLAY BASEBALL WITH YOU.
296
00:10:46,639 --> 00:10:50,060
"HOWEVER, I FIND
I MUST STUDY, STUDY, STUDY
297
00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:51,936
"AS ALARMINGLY,
MY AVERAGE GRADE
298
00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,480
HAS DROPPED
TO AN A-MINUS."
299
00:10:53,563 --> 00:10:54,481
( giggling ) OH!
300
00:10:54,564 --> 00:10:55,523
WHAT ABOUT ARNOLD?
301
00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:56,232
I MEAN, HAVE YOU NOTICED
302
00:10:56,316 --> 00:10:57,692
THE SHAPE OF HIS HEAD?
303
00:10:57,776 --> 00:11:01,321
HOW DOES THAT KID
GET THROUGH DOORS, ANYWAY?
304
00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:03,907
WHAT'S WITH THAT
LITTLE BLUE HAT?
305
00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,450
HEY, ARNOLD, THIS JUST IN--
306
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:07,952
IT'S ABOUT A MILLION SIZES
TOO SMALL.
307
00:11:08,036 --> 00:11:09,371
( all laughing )
308
00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:11,122
AND HE ALWAYS WEARS IT
309
00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:14,959
ON ONE SIDE OF HIS HEAD,
LIKE A FASHION STATEMENT.
310
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,295
AND SPEAKING OF
FASHION STATEMENTS, ARNOLD
311
00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:19,339
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT KILT?
312
00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,925
I WASN'T EVEN AWARE
THAT WE WERE IN SCOTLAND.
313
00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:24,969
RHONDA, BETTER WRITE ARNOLD
A FASHION TICKET.
314
00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:27,722
ALWAYS SO CLEVER AND OPTIMISTIC,
ISN'T HE?
315
00:11:27,806 --> 00:11:30,100
I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU
ALL HEARD THIS?
316
00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:32,769
"COME ON, GUYS,
IF WE ALL PULL TOGETHER
317
00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:33,561
"AND POOL OUR RESOURCES
318
00:11:33,645 --> 00:11:36,815
"I JUST KNOW
WE CAN ACHIEVE OUR GOAL!
319
00:11:36,898 --> 00:11:38,566
"WE REALLY, REALLY SHOULD DO IT
320
00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:40,777
BECAUSE IT'S
THE RIGHT THING TO DO."
321
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,987
( chuckling )
322
00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:44,989
( kids cheering )
323
00:11:45,073 --> 00:11:47,617
THANK YOU,
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE!
324
00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:55,959
( wind howling )
325
00:11:56,042 --> 00:11:58,670
( kids talking excitedly )
326
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:01,172
I'M TAKING THE GARTER SNAKE
HOME FOR SPRING BREAK
327
00:12:01,256 --> 00:12:03,633
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
328
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:05,760
Sid:
NO FAIR!
329
00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:06,553
BOYS, HORSEPLAY LEADS TO TEARS.
330
00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:09,681
WE HAVE TO SHARE
OUR REPTILE FRIEND.
331
00:12:09,764 --> 00:12:11,307
( bell rings, kids cheer )
332
00:12:11,391 --> 00:12:13,643
CLASS, BACK TO
YOUR SEATS, PLEASE.
333
00:12:13,726 --> 00:12:16,646
TESTING WEEK HAS BEEN
VERY HARD ON EVERYONE
334
00:12:16,729 --> 00:12:18,314
AND WE'RE ALL ANXIOUS
335
00:12:18,398 --> 00:12:20,900
FOR SPRING BREAK TO BEGIN.
336
00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:23,236
BUT IN THIS CLASSROOM,
WE ARE A TRIBE.
337
00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,822
THAT MEANS
WORKING TOGETHER.
338
00:12:25,905 --> 00:12:30,368
SO LET'S SPEND THE NEXT TEN
MINUTES REMINDING OURSELVES
339
00:12:30,452 --> 00:12:32,745
HOW VERY SPECIAL OUR TRIBE
REALLY IS.
340
00:12:32,829 --> 00:12:33,872
( yells )
341
00:12:33,955 --> 00:12:34,998
( class moans )
342
00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:38,042
WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, MR. SIMMONS.
343
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:40,336
TEN MINUTES WON'T MATTER
IN YOUR VACATION.
344
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,547
WE'LL BE OUT THE DOOR
345
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,882
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
346
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:46,176
( thundering )
347
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:50,346
Wartz ( on p.a. ):
A flash flood warning
is now in effect.
348
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:52,307
Remain with your teachers.
349
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:53,433
I'll contact your parents.
350
00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:56,394
WE WON'T BE STUCK
HERE, WILL WE?
351
00:12:56,478 --> 00:13:00,398
Because of the excessive rains
we'll be here all night.
352
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:04,569
To reiterate, we will be in the
building tonight, staying here.
353
00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:05,528
That is all.
354
00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,322
( thundering )
355
00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:10,200
Grandpa:
HELLO?
OH, PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
356
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:12,535
YES. OH, YES, IT IS
A HECK OF A STORM.
357
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:15,538
REMINDS ME OF
THE GREAT FLOOD OF 1916.
358
00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:18,625
MY DADDY BUILT
HIMSELF AN ARK.
359
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,502
FOLKS SAID HE WAS CRAZY
360
00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:24,214
BUT, HECK, STARTED THE WHOLE
DANG WORLD OVER AGAIN
361
00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:24,797
TWO BY TWO.
362
00:13:24,881 --> 00:13:26,883
OH, WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.
363
00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:28,176
MAYBE THAT WAS NOAH.
364
00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:29,219
( dial tone )
365
00:13:29,302 --> 00:13:29,928
HE HUNG UP.
366
00:13:30,011 --> 00:13:31,429
THE SHORT MAN IS STUCK
AT SCHOOL.
367
00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:34,307
CAN I HAVE HIS ROOM TONIGHT?
368
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,601
MY CEILING LEAKS
AND IT MAKES ME SAD
369
00:13:36,684 --> 00:13:38,102
TO WATCH SUZY SLEEP
IN THE PUDDLE.
370
00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:40,396
NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
371
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,065
I WILL RESCUE ARNOLD.
372
00:13:42,148 --> 00:13:43,983
SOON AS I COME UP
WITH A PLAN.
373
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:50,615
I'M SO CLOSE TO THE FOOD.
374
00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:53,284
SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR AWAY.
375
00:13:53,368 --> 00:13:55,578
PUT A SOCK IN IT.
376
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:58,581
THE REST OF US CAN'T LIVE OFF
OUR BULK LIKE YOU.
377
00:13:58,665 --> 00:13:59,916
I'M WARNING YOU...
378
00:13:59,999 --> 00:14:02,585
WHAT WILL YOU DO,
MAKE ME STAY AFTER SCHOOL?
379
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:05,755
HELGA, YOU'RE JUST
TOO DANG ORNERY.
380
00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:08,383
HERE'S HOW MUCH
I CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
381
00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:10,426
HELGA, AS LONG
AS WE'RE STUCK HERE
382
00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:12,053
WE'D BETTER GET ALONG.
383
00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:13,513
YOU'RE RIGHT, ARNOLD.
384
00:14:13,596 --> 00:14:15,223
HEY, STINKY, WOULD YOU
LIKE SOME DESSERT?
385
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:17,767
( groans )
386
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:23,773
( kids laughing )
387
00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:26,818
Radio announcer:
We're back with the weather.
388
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:30,822
Five more inches of rain
will fall before dawn
389
00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:33,032
as our fair city slowly becomes
390
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:33,575
the western Venice.
391
00:14:33,658 --> 00:14:35,994
Citizens are stranded...
392
00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:38,079
HEY, I WAS
LISTENING TO THAT.
393
00:14:38,162 --> 00:14:38,871
DON'T, IT'S DEPRESSING.
394
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:42,000
LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU
SOME HOT MILK.
395
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,626
YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
396
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,378
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE██ NAP?
397
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:45,461
██
398
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,130
OH, THANKS,
OSKA██ THAT'S.██
399
00:14:47,213 --> 00:14:47,213
██
400
00:14:47,213 --> 00:14:49,382
HEY, WHY ARE██OU B██NG██
SO NICE TO ME
401
00:14:49,465 --> 00:14:50,967
YOU CHISELING LOWLIFE?
402
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:51,884
I'M MOVED BY
THIS TRAGEDY.
403
00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:55,847
WE MUST ALL PULL TOGETHER
IN TIMES LIKE THESE.
404
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:59,017
( blows noisily )
405
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,393
OH, LOOK AT ME.
406
00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,103
I'M HUFFING AND PUFFING
407
00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:02,812
BUT I FEEL GOOD INSIDE
408
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:05,815
BECAUSE I'M HELPING
OTHER PEOPLE.
409
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:06,816
( chuckles )
410
00:15:06,899 --> 00:15:08,651
( mimics chuckles )
411
00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:11,821
( sirens wailing,
horns blowing )
412
00:15:11,904 --> 00:15:14,365
I HAVEN'T CHANGED
MY UNDERWEAR IN FIVE WEEKS.
413
00:15:14,449 --> 00:15:16,784
9:17, IT'S OFFICIAL.
414
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:18,077
MY LIFE IS OVER.
415
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:19,996
GIVE DADDY
SOME SUGAR.
416
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:20,997
( yells )
417
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,123
HOW ABOUT A SONG?
418
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:23,750
♪ WE'RE RATS, WE'RE RATS ♪
419
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:24,917
♪ WE'RE FURRY AND FORLORN ♪
420
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,337
♪ WE LOVE IN SEWERS,
LOVE IN SEWERS ♪
421
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,172
♪ AND OUR HEARTS ARE TORN... ♪
422
00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:31,507
I'VE HAD IT WITH
THIS PACK OF DINGBATS.
423
00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:33,468
I'M BUSTING OUT OF THIS JOINT.
424
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:36,554
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF.
425
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:38,389
Kids:
ON, ON, ON!
426
00:15:38,473 --> 00:15:39,474
Other kids:
OFF!
427
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:40,475
ON!
428
00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:41,142
OFF!
429
00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:43,144
♪ LA CUCARACHA, LA CUCARACHA ♪
430
00:15:43,227 --> 00:15:44,520
♪ AI, AI, AI, AI! ♪
431
00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:48,566
( continues singing... )
432
00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:53,529
FREE AT LAST.
433
00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:55,031
( grunts, gasps )
434
00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:56,199
CRIMINY.
435
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:59,035
( rattling )
436
00:15:59,118 --> 00:16:00,161
I'M DOOMED.
437
00:16:00,244 --> 00:16:02,872
I'M STUCK IN A FLOOD
WITH A SHIP OF FOOLS.
438
00:16:02,955 --> 00:16:07,377
( continues singing
"La Cucaracha"... )
439
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,753
♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA! ♪
440
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,213
OLE!
441
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:16,219
ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO LEAVE
WITHOUT PERMISSION, MISS PATAKI?
442
00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:18,971
ARE YOU ATTEMPTING
TO DANCE THE FLAMENCO?
443
00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:21,224
THIS MOMENT
NEVER HAPPENED.
444
00:16:21,307 --> 00:16:22,809
GOTCHA.
445
00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:33,945
( kids screaming )
446
00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,071
A SNAKE.
447
00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:35,738
I SAW IT OVER THERE.
448
00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:39,575
CALM DOWN.
GEORGIE IS OUR FRIEND.
449
00:16:39,659 --> 00:16:41,411
NO, HE'S HUNGRY AND
WANTS TO EAT US.
450
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:42,412
NICE GEORGIE.
451
00:16:42,495 --> 00:16:44,706
OH, YOU'RE MORE SCARED
452
00:16:44,789 --> 00:16:47,667
THAN WE ARE,
AREN'T YOU?
453
00:16:48,459 --> 00:16:49,377
NADINE, WILL YOU
454
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,670
TAKE HIM, PLEASE?
455
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:53,589
WHAT HAPPENED
TO HIS EYES?
456
00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:55,758
CURLY SAID THEY
TURNED INTO FIREBALLS.
457
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:57,260
WHERE'S HIS
SECOND HEAD?
458
00:16:57,343 --> 00:16:59,429
YOU SAID HE GREW
ANOTHER HEAD, CURLY.
459
00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:01,723
( laughing )
460
00:17:01,806 --> 00:17:03,266
SUCKERS!
461
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:04,100
LET'S GET HIM!
462
00:17:04,183 --> 00:17:07,353
( kids chanting ):
GET HIM, GET HIM.
463
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:09,731
STOP IT, STOP THIS FIGHTING
RIGHT NOW.
464
00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:10,773
BAG IT, SIMMONS.
465
00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:12,400
WE'RE NOT LISTENING
TO YOU ANYMORE.
466
00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:13,651
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
467
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:16,904
WE'RE STUCK HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
468
00:17:16,988 --> 00:17:17,613
UH-OH. MY SHOES ARE WET.
469
00:17:17,697 --> 00:17:19,157
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
470
00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:23,619
I'M OKAY.
471
00:17:23,703 --> 00:17:25,580
LOOK, WE'RE ALL
GOING TO DROWN!
472
00:17:25,663 --> 00:17:27,039
STUDENTS, WE MUST HEAD
FOR HIGH GROUND.
473
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:30,752
I'M SURE THERE'S A CLASSROOM
UPSTAIRS THAT'S STILL OPEN.
474
00:17:30,835 --> 00:17:33,463
OH, SAVE IT,
CREAM PUFF.
475
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:34,505
WE DON'T NEED YOU
ANYMORE.
476
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:35,631
( kids shouting )
477
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:38,342
PLEASE, CHILDREN.
PLEASE.
478
00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:40,136
REMEMBER, WE'RE A TRIBE.
479
00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:41,137
OH. OH, DEAR.
480
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,513
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
481
00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:44,390
I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY CLASS.
482
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:46,058
THIS CAN ONLY LEAD
TO SERIOUS TROUBLE.
483
00:17:48,728 --> 00:17:51,314
UNLESS I TAKE ACTION.
484
00:17:51,397 --> 00:17:52,398
BOYS AND GIRLS!
485
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:53,983
I MEAN ARNOLD.
486
00:17:54,066 --> 00:17:54,525
I'LL GO UP TO THE ROOF
487
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:57,320
AND SIGNAL FOR HELP.
488
00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:58,446
WILL YOU PLEASE GO
489
00:17:58,529 --> 00:18:00,490
KEEP AN EYE
ON YOUR CLASSMATES?
490
00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:01,949
THEY WON'T
LISTEN TO ME.
491
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:02,909
YES, THEY WILL.
492
00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:04,202
I, I HAVE FAITH
IN YOU, ARNOLD.
493
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:14,504
"PROFESSIONAL RESCUE,
NO WAITING."
494
00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:16,631
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!
495
00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:18,049
( Grandpa snores )
496
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,016
( glass shatters )
497
00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:28,518
OH, DAG NABIT.
498
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:30,645
I HAD AN ACCIDENT.
499
00:18:30,728 --> 00:18:32,230
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
500
00:18:32,313 --> 00:18:33,898
IT'S JUST A FLOOD.
501
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,566
THE FLOOD!
502
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,069
THAT'S BAD.
I'VE GOT TO SAVE ARNOLD.
503
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:40,029
NO, GO BACK TO SLEEP, GRANDPA.
504
00:18:40,112 --> 00:18:41,113
YOU'RE DREAMING.
505
00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:41,864
YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL
506
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:45,118
A FELLOW'S BOAT,
YOU LITTLE WEASEL!
507
00:18:45,201 --> 00:18:45,535
I WASN'T STEALING.
508
00:18:45,618 --> 00:18:48,037
YES, YOU WERE...
509
00:19:01,217 --> 00:19:01,926
HELP ME, I CAN'T SWIM.
510
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:04,929
YOU'RE A LIAR AND A THIEF,
KOKOSHKA.
511
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:07,598
BUT IF YOU'RE AN OARSMAN,
GET IN THE BOAT.
512
00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:08,891
THANK YOU, GRANDPA.
513
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,101
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
514
00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:12,520
SOAKING WET.
515
00:19:17,441 --> 00:19:19,318
( kids screaming, shouting )
516
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,161
TRY THIS ON, RHONDA.
517
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,083
STOP, LISTEN TO ME.
518
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:38,629
AH, PIPE DOWN,
LITTLE MR. SIMMONS JUNIOR.
519
00:19:38,713 --> 00:19:41,591
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO,
ACT LIKE A TRIBE?
520
00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:44,385
( chanting )
521
00:19:44,468 --> 00:19:46,721
LISTEN, MR. SIMMONS
IS GONE.
522
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,931
HE'S BEEN GONE
A REALLY LONG TIME.
523
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,726
I THINK MAYBE HE'S IN
SOME KIND OF TROUBLE.
524
00:19:51,809 --> 00:19:54,061
GOSH, I FORGOT ALL
ABOUT MR. SIMMONS.
525
00:19:54,145 --> 00:19:55,146
SO DID EVERYBODY.
526
00:19:55,229 --> 00:19:57,106
WE'VE BEEN TOO BUSY FIGHTING.
527
00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:58,441
WHERE COULD HE BE?
528
00:19:58,524 --> 00:19:59,066
YOU THINK SOMETHING
529
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,402
REALLY BAD HAPPENED
TO HIM?
530
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,196
Simmons:
♪ MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY ♪
531
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,448
♪ OF THE COMING... ♪
532
00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:06,032
MR. SIMMONS.
533
00:20:06,115 --> 00:20:07,909
♪ HE HAS LOOSED ... ♪
534
00:20:07,992 --> 00:20:08,993
SOUNDS FAR AWAY.
535
00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:10,745
♪ ...HIS TERRIBLE
SWIFT SWORD... ♪
536
00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:13,581
IT'S COMING
FROM IN HERE.
537
00:20:13,664 --> 00:20:15,625
♪ ...WHERE THE GRAPES
OF WRATH... ♪
538
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,584
MR. SIMMONS!
539
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,209
ARNOLD!
540
00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:19,837
OH, I'M SO GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
541
00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:23,466
THE LADDER BROKE,
I DROPPED MY FLASHLIGHT, AND...
542
00:20:23,549 --> 00:20:25,384
Stinky:
I ALWAYS LIKED HIM.
543
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:27,511
WHO WILL OUR NEW TEACHER BE?
544
00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:29,388
WE'VE GOT
TO WORK TOGETHER.
545
00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:30,806
LIKE A TRIBE,
OR WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
546
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,351
HOW CAN WE
GET HIM INSIDE?
547
00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:34,268
FIND SOME ROPE.
548
00:20:34,352 --> 00:20:36,479
THE JANITOR'S
ROOM IS LOCKED.
549
00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:38,397
I'VE GOT IT,
THE SCHOOL FLAG.
550
00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:39,815
WE THROW HIM THE FLAG.
551
00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:42,068
HE TIES IT AROUND HIS WAIST...
552
00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:44,320
AND WE REEL HIM IN,
LIKE A FISH.
553
00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:46,489
I THINK IT'LL WORK.
COME ON.
554
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,463
THROW IT A LITTLE
HARDER, HELGA.
555
00:21:06,884 --> 00:21:09,512
STINKY, YOU CAN
THROW FARTHER.
556
00:21:09,595 --> 00:21:09,845
YOU DO IT.
557
00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:10,930
GOSH, HELGA.
558
00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:13,641
DON'T GET SOFT
ON ME, MISTER.
559
00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:15,851
JUST THROW IT.
560
00:21:15,935 --> 00:21:18,270
( thundering )
561
00:21:18,354 --> 00:21:21,357
( kids cheering him on )
562
00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:24,568
MR. SIMMONS
563
00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:25,403
ON THREE
564
00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:28,572
JUMP AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN
TO THE WINDOW.
565
00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:29,657
WE'LL PULL YOU IN.
566
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:31,450
ONE...
567
00:21:31,534 --> 00:21:32,368
TWO...
568
00:21:32,451 --> 00:21:33,786
THREE.
569
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:39,458
( groans )
570
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,379
OKAY, EVERYBODY TOGETHER.
571
00:21:43,462 --> 00:21:43,629
WE CAN DO IT.
572
00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,631
PULL.
573
00:21:45,715 --> 00:21:48,718
( kids grunting... )
574
00:21:51,762 --> 00:21:52,888
( screams )
575
00:21:52,972 --> 00:21:53,514
NO!
576
00:21:53,597 --> 00:21:55,141
ARNOLD!
577
00:21:57,101 --> 00:21:58,853
PULL THEM IN, GUYS.
NOW!
578
00:21:58,936 --> 00:22:01,397
( all grunting... )
579
00:22:03,607 --> 00:22:03,858
( thumping )
580
00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:05,401
THANK YOU.
581
00:22:05,484 --> 00:22:05,943
( cheering )
582
00:22:06,027 --> 00:22:07,153
OH, THANK YOU, CLASS.
583
00:22:07,236 --> 00:22:10,698
YOU WORKED TOGETHER,
AND BECAME A TRIBE.
584
00:22:10,781 --> 00:22:12,575
I AM SO PROUD
OF YOU ALL.
585
00:22:12,658 --> 00:22:16,245
HEY, THERE'S A BOAT
COMING TO RESCUE US.
586
00:22:16,328 --> 00:22:18,706
( kids cheering )
587
00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:22,668
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ONLY
50 CENTS FOR A ONE-WAY TRIP.
588
00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:23,627
OH, WATCH YOUR STEP.
589
00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:26,422
ONE AT A TIME NOW.
590
00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:31,802
GOOD-BYE, AUF WIEDERSEHEN,
FAREWELL, MY DEAR FRIENDS.
591
00:22:31,886 --> 00:22:33,554
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
592
00:22:33,637 --> 00:22:34,472
I'M FINE HERE.
593
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:36,682
I'LL JUST STAND HERE ON THE ROOF
594
00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:37,600
AND GO DOWN WITH MY SCHOOL.
595
00:22:37,683 --> 00:22:39,226
GOOD-BYE.
596
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,188
♪ WAY DOWN YONDER
IN NEW ORLEANS ♪
597
00:22:42,271 --> 00:22:44,857
♪ IN THE LAND OF
THE DREAMY SCHEMES... ♪
598
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,108
( kids laughing )
599
00:22:46,192 --> 00:22:47,109
Curly:
SUCKERS.
600
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,569
( Curly chanting )
601
00:22:48,652 --> 00:22:49,403
Arnold:
KNOCK IT OFF, CURLY.
602
00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:50,488
Simmons:
REMEMBER, WE'RE A TRIBE
603
00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:52,698
AND A TRIBE
ALWAYS WORKS TOGETHER.
604
00:22:52,782 --> 00:22:56,494
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
605
00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:58,913
and NICKELODEON
606
00:22:58,996 --> 00:23:02,625
Captioned by The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
607
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:08,881
UH-OH. MY SHOES ARE WET.
608
00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:15,137
Stinky:
CLIMB ON, GIRLS.
609
00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:16,597
Arnold:
SIMMONS IS GONE.
610
00:23:22,353 --> 00:23:24,146
Helga:
WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?
611
00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:28,109
Wartz:
THIS MOMENT NEVER HAPPENED.
612
00:23:28,192 --> 00:23:30,361
Helga:
ACT LIKE A TRIBE?
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