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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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( school bell rings )
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OKAY, CLASS, I HOPE
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YOU'LL PAY PARTICULAR
ATTENTION TO CHAPTER 12
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WHEN WE DISCOVER THE WONDERFUL
WORLD OF PARALLELOGRAMS!
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KIND OF HARD TO SAY.
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OH, ARNOLD.
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SWEET PRINCE.
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HOW I LOVE YOU.
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AND THOUGH I MAY HIDE
MY TRUE FEELINGS
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I PRAY THAT ONE DAY
YOU WILL KNOW THEM, MY LOVE.
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OH, BOY! IT'S 2:00!
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS:
TIME FOR HISTORY!
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FOR THE NEXT HOUR, WE'LL WORK
ON OUR LEWIS AND CLARK DIORAMAS.
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NOW, WE ALREADY
PICKED OUR TEAMS YESTERDAY
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SO JOIN YOUR DESKS TOGETHER
AND WE'LL START.
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AT LAST, MY LOVE,
THE HISTORY PROJECT!
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AFTER WEEKS
OF MACHIAVELLIAN SCHEMING
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I'VE ARRANGED TO WORK
SIDE BY SIDE WITH YOU
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ON THE LEWIS AND CLARK DIORAMA.
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OH, WHAT AN EXPEDITION
IT WILL BE.
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ARNOLD, DARLING
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HAND ME THAT BRUSH,
WOULD YOU?
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YES, ANGEL.
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THERE'S A LOVE.
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AND HELGA?
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YES, MY LOVE?
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HELGA? HELGA.
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YES, MY L...
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I MEAN, WHAT?!
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,
FOOTBALL HEAD?
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I WAS ASKING YOU
TO MOVE YOUR DESK.
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YEAH, YEAH, JUST
DON'T CROWD ME.
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( kids chattering )
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MAN, PHOEBE, WE DREW
THE SHORT STRAWS
ON THIS TEAM.
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LOOK AT THE CLOWNS
WE HAVE TO WORK WITH:
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FOOTBALL HEAD
AND TALL HAIR BOY.
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I'M QUITE LOOKING FORWARD
TO WORKING WITH THEM.
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I'D PREFER ROOT CANAL.
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OKAY, LISTEN UP.
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I GOT DIBS
ON THE PAINTS.
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PHOEBE MAKES
THE NATIVE AMERICANS.
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I'VE DESIGNED COSTUMES
FOR THE MANDANS, CHINOOK
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AND, MY FAVORITE SHOSHONE,
SACAGAWEA.
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ISN'T IT SACAJAWEA?
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WHATEVER. THAT
LEAVES BUFFALO
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FOR YOU,
SO HOP TO IT.
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I'D LIKE TO DO
SOME PAINTING, TOO.
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I AM IN CHARGE OF PAINT,
AND OF THE BACKGROUNDS.
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YOU MAKE BUFFALO,
SAVVY?
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MAKE YOUR OWN BUFFALO.
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YOU ARE MAKING THE BUFFALO,
ARNOLDO.
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I AM NOT MAKING THE BUFFALO,
HELGA.
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PRETTY GOOD BUFFALO,
ARNOLD.
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THANKS.
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YOU CALL THAT BLOB
A BUFFALO?
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YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN
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THAT IF IT'S GOING IN
MY DIORAMA.
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YOU STINK! I CAN'T BELIEVE
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I GOT STUCK
WORKING WITH YOU.
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( growls )
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Mr. Simmons:
WHO NEEDS
PAINT OR GLUE?
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NO, NOT YOU, HAROLD.
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DID EVERYONE
BRING A BOX?
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I'VE GOT
AN OATMEAL BOX HERE
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SOME GLUE AND, SOMEWHERE,
A BIG BOX OF FEATHERS.
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( Helga chuckling )
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EW!
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( laughs )
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HEY, LOOK,
ARNOLD'S A BIRD.
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( all laughing )
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Gerald:
LOOK AT YOU, ARNOLD.
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YOU GOT TO GET BACK
AT HER.
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WHAT WOULD THAT PROVE?
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IT'S BETTER TO IGNORE HER.
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DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE WORKING.
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Helga:
HEY, ZYGOTE,
LOOK UP.
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HUH?
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NOW LOOK DOWN.
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( kids laughing )
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OH, THAT'S
A GOOD ONE.
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STEPPED RIGHT IN IT.
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LOOK AT HIM--
WHAT A MAROON.
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( laughing )
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FEATHERS
ON HIS BUTT...
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GUM ON HIS SHOE...
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HE'S KILLING ME!
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( sighs )
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YES, LAUGH, HELGA, LAUGH.
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YET IT IS A HOLLOW SOUND.
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OH, ARNOLD.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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I SCHEME FOR WEEKS FOR
THE CHANCE TO BE BESIDE YOU
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AND THIS IS HOW I SHOW MY JOY
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BY GLUING FEATHERS TO YOUR BUTT?
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OH, ARNOLD.
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WOULD THAT YOU COULD
SEE THROUGH THIS VAIN DISGUISE
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AND REALIZE THAT MY CRUELTIES
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ARE MERELY A LOST AND LONELY
SOUL'S CRY FOR ATTENTION!
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YES, AND LOVE.
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ALAS.
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( clank,
nasal breathing )
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( growls )
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( barking, cats screeching )
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( karate yell )
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( dejectedly ):
HI, GRANDMA.
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AH, GRASSHOPPER.
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HOW WAS SCHOOL?
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TERRIBLE. THIS GIRL AT SCHOOL
WON'T STOP BUGGING ME.
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( karate yell )
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SHE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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( yells )
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I'M REALLY FED UP, GRANDMA.
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I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO DO.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHY A LITTLE GIRL
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WOULD BEHAVE LIKE THAT.
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WHAT WERE YOU LIKE
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WHEN YOU WERE
A LITTLE GIRL?
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WELL, I THINK I WAS QUITE SWEET.
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I CAN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING
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BEFORE LAST WEEK,
ACTUALLY.
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( sighs )
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JUST REMEMBER, ARNOLD.
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VIOLENCE IS NOT
THE ANSWER.
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( karate shriek,
splat )
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THANKS, GRANDMA.
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I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
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THAT YOU, SHORT MAN?
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HI, GRANDPA.
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OOH, BAD DAY?
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UH-HUH.
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CLASSMATE PICKING
ON YOU AGAIN?
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THE ONE WITH THE PINK BOW
AND ONE EYEBROW?
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YEAH. WHY DOES SHE
ALWAYS PICK ON ME?
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SOUNDS LIKE
MAYBE SHE LIKES YOU, ARNOLD.
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HELGA? ARE YOU KIDDING?
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COME ON, SHE PICKS ON YOU
IN PARTICULAR.
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SOMETIMES I SEE HER
JUMPING ROPE OUT FRONT
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LIKE SHE WAS WAITING FOR YOU
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TO COME OUT OR SOMETHING.
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YEAH, SO SHE CAN CALL ME
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FOOTBALL HEAD, YUTZ
AND PASTE-FOR-BRAINS.
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SEE,
THAT'S MY POINT.
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THAT'S CRAZY, GRANDPA.
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SHE HATES ME.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN
I WAS YOUR AGE
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I HAD THE SAME KIND
OF GIRL TROUBLE MYSELF.
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REALLY?
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GIVE ME ONE
OF THEM COOKIES
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AND I'LL TELL YOU A STORY.
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NO, NOT THAT ONE.
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AH, YES!
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OATMEAL RAISIN.
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BACK IN THE '20s
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THERE WERE ONLY 12
OF US KIDS
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IN THE WHOLE GRADE SCHOOL.
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BUT THERE WAS ONE GIRL
IN PARTICULAR
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THAT GAVE ME NO END OF TROUBLE.
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WENT BY THE NAME OF GERTY.
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THAT GERTY
WAS DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE.
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ALWAYS CALLING ME NAMES.
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MOVE IT, CHIN BOY!
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I'M WALKING HERE.
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WE'RE TRYING TO
PLAY MARBLES HERE!
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AND ALWAYS MAKING FUN
OF MY BATTING STANCE
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WHEN WE PLAYED STICKBALL.
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( laughing )
LOOK AT THAT MOTION.
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YOU SWING LIKE
A LITTLE NANCY BOY.
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COULDN'T SWING YOUR WAY
OUT OF A PAPER BAG.
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( laughing )
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( grunts )
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STEE-RIKE THREE!
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EVERYWHERE I TURNED
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SHE WAS PULLING SOME PRANK.
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YOW!
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SHE ALWAYS MANAGED
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TO GET ME BLAMED FOR IT.
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'TWAS PHILIP WHO DID IT,
MRS. CRENSHAW.
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( crying )
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OW!
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( laughing )
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OH, I GOT QUITE
A WHACKING FOR THAT ONE.
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EXACTLY WHAT
I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.
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UNCANNY, ISN'T IT,
ARNOLD?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I ASKED MY FATHER FOR ADVICE.
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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"NEVER EAT RASPBERRIES."
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ONLY ADVICE HE EVER
GAVE ME.
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GOOD ADVICE,
ACTUALLY.
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THAT'S IT?
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I NEED REAL ADVICE,
GRANDPA.
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YOU TRY IGNORING HER?
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THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I'VE
BEEN DOING MY WHOLE LIFE.
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YOU COULD SKIP TOWN,
CHANGE YOUR IDENTITY
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GROW A BEARD
AND OPEN A BLACKSMITH SHOP.
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NAH, THAT'S NO GOOD,
IS IT?
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WELL, FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS.
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THAT'S WHAT I DID.
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DID IT WORK?
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Grandma:
♪ DINNER! ♪
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WATERMELON AGAIN,
POOKIE?
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HAI.
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OH, MY STOMACH.
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( bell rings )
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( slow whirring... )
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OH, MY LOVE.
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ANOTHER DAY.
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A CLEAN SLATE.
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ANOTHER CHANCE
TO GET ALONG WITH YOU.
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TODAY I WILL TRY TO BE KIND.
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THIS IS MY SOLEMN VOW.
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( gulps )
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THAT'S A-A...
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A NICE BUFFALO THERE, ARNOLD.
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HUH? THANKS, HELGA.
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( whimpers softly )
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I MEAN, YEAH, IF YOU WANT
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TO CALL A PATHETIC
LITTLE BLOB A BUFFALO.
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Mr. Simmons:
CLASS, SEE ME IF YOU
NEED ANY MORE PAINT.
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I'VE GOT PLENTY
OF YELLOW
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FOR DAKOTA'S
GREAT PLAINS.
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YOU GOT ANY PURPLE
FOR MY MOUNTAIN MAJESTIES?
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COME ON, HELGA.
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LET ME PAINT SOMETHING.
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FORGET IT,
BUFFALO BOY.
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I'M DOING THE PAINTING, NOT YOU.
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GIVE ME THE PAINT.
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YOU WANT THE PAINT?
HERE!
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HEY!
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( shrieks )
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( all gasp )
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GOOD HEAVENS!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD, THIS IS
SO NOT LIKE YOU.
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AS MUCH AS IT HURTS ME,
I'M, I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE
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00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:52,692
TO GIVE YOU
DETENTION FOR THIS.
251
00:08:56,446 --> 00:08:58,949
LOOK. THERE'S GERTY
ROLLING ME IN HONEY
252
00:08:59,032 --> 00:09:00,200
AND STAKING ME OUT
253
00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:01,618
ON TOP OF AN ANTHILL.
254
00:09:01,701 --> 00:09:02,118
OH, THAT MISCHIEVOUS
255
00:09:02,202 --> 00:09:05,163
PIG-TAILED LITTLE IMP!
256
00:09:05,247 --> 00:09:06,998
( chuckling )
257
00:09:07,082 --> 00:09:08,625
AH, MERCY.
258
00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:09,960
HI, GRANDPA.
259
00:09:10,043 --> 00:09:13,088
WELL! IF IT ISN'T YOUNG ARNOLD,
HOME FROM SCHOOL.
260
00:09:13,171 --> 00:09:14,464
HOW COME YOU'RE
ALL COVERED IN PAINT?
261
00:09:14,547 --> 00:09:18,510
HELGA POURED IT ON ME,
SO I POURED SOME ON HER.
262
00:09:18,593 --> 00:09:20,553
WHAT?! YOU... OH, MY WORD.
263
00:09:20,637 --> 00:09:22,389
YOU'VE SNAPPED, ARNOLD!
264
00:09:22,472 --> 00:09:26,017
YOU'VE TURNED INTO A VICIOUS,
PAINT-POURING THUG!
265
00:09:26,101 --> 00:09:27,561
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK
ABOUT YOU ANYMORE!
266
00:09:27,644 --> 00:09:31,690
WHY DIDN'T YOU FOLLOW
YOUR INSTINCTS LIKE I SAID?!
267
00:09:31,773 --> 00:09:32,857
I DID, GRANDPA.
268
00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:34,526
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT
269
00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:35,944
THOSE INSTINCTS.
270
00:09:36,027 --> 00:09:37,696
I MEANT YOUR GOOD ONES.
271
00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:39,114
( sighs )
I KNOW, GRANDPA.
272
00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:39,990
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
273
00:09:40,073 --> 00:09:41,032
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
274
00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:42,450
WELL, YOU MAY BE STUCK
275
00:09:42,534 --> 00:09:44,160
WITH THIS GIRL
FOR A LONG TIME
276
00:09:44,244 --> 00:09:45,412
SO YOU BETTER
TRY AND MAKE PEACE.
277
00:09:45,495 --> 00:09:49,082
YEAH. I'M GOING
TO CALL HELGA AND APOLOGIZE.
278
00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:51,334
Helga ( tearily ):
OH, ARNOLD.
279
00:09:51,418 --> 00:09:53,503
WHAT HAVOC HAVE I WROUGHT
280
00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,463
FORCING YOU TO BEHAVE SO BADLY?
281
00:09:55,547 --> 00:10:00,010
WHERE IS MY KIND AND THOUGHTFUL,
GENEROUS ARNOLD?
282
00:10:00,093 --> 00:10:02,846
THE BOY WHO ALWAYS
TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK?
283
00:10:02,929 --> 00:10:04,055
GONE FOREVER.
284
00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:04,139
ALAS.
285
00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:05,849
( loud rapping
on door )
286
00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:08,351
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND ALFRED'S
ON THE PHONE.
287
00:10:08,435 --> 00:10:09,728
( things rattling )
288
00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:11,396
ARNOLD?! CALLING ME?
289
00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:12,689
AT MY HOUSE?
290
00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:13,982
YEAH, ARNOLD. WHATEVER.
291
00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,275
HE'S ON THE PHONE.
292
00:10:16,609 --> 00:10:17,902
( sighs )
293
00:10:17,986 --> 00:10:18,403
HELLO?
294
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:20,864
Helga? It's Arnold.
295
00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:22,365
What do you want?
296
00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:25,785
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PAINT.
297
00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:26,828
I GUESS I JUST... SNAPPED.
298
00:10:26,911 --> 00:10:30,874
I was thinking maybe
we could forget about today
299
00:10:30,957 --> 00:10:33,960
AND, WELL, AGREE TO BE
NICER TO EACH OTHER.
300
00:10:34,044 --> 00:10:35,337
OH, ARNOLD!
301
00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:36,796
SO KIND... SO JUST....
302
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,424
SO MORAL.
303
00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:43,678
YOU COULDN'T HELP BUT RETURN
TO THE WAYS I KNOW AND LOVE.
304
00:10:43,762 --> 00:10:44,679
( swoons )
305
00:10:44,763 --> 00:10:44,929
( thud )
306
00:10:45,013 --> 00:10:46,723
Helga?
307
00:10:46,806 --> 00:10:47,724
Are you there?
308
00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:49,851
YEAH, AN AGREEMENT.
SOUNDS GREAT.
309
00:10:49,934 --> 00:10:52,228
Call my people,
we'll draw up papers.
310
00:10:52,312 --> 00:10:53,605
YEAH, IN YOUR DREAMS,
FOOTBALL HEAD--
311
00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:57,233
LIKE I'D EVER AGREE WITH YOU
ABOUT ANYTHING!
312
00:10:57,317 --> 00:10:59,194
AND DON'T CALL ME AT MY HOUSE
313
00:10:59,277 --> 00:10:59,736
ever again, ever!
314
00:11:01,654 --> 00:11:03,239
( sighs )
315
00:11:04,949 --> 00:11:06,284
( chuckles abashedly )
316
00:11:06,368 --> 00:11:08,453
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK.
317
00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:10,330
WELL, THAT TAKES
CARE OF THAT.
318
00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:13,208
OH, OH, YEAH.
SHE'S OFF YOUR BACK
319
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,459
FOREVER, SHORT MAN.
320
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,418
NOW GO UPSTAIRS
321
00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:17,629
AND CHANGE OUT OF THOSE CLOTHES.
322
00:11:17,712 --> 00:11:20,924
IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME,
AND YOU GOT PAINT ALL OVER YOU.
323
00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:23,176
( chuckles )
324
00:11:23,259 --> 00:11:25,762
AH, YOUTH.
325
00:11:25,845 --> 00:11:28,139
ISN'T THAT SWEET?
326
00:11:28,223 --> 00:11:30,100
OH, WHAT AN
ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL
327
00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:32,435
I WAS BACK THEN.
328
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:35,730
YEP. YOU STILL
GOT IT, POOKIE.
329
00:11:35,814 --> 00:11:37,857
AW...
330
00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:39,275
DID YOU MAKE WATERMELON
331
00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:40,485
FOR DINNER AGAIN?
332
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:41,736
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
333
00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:44,072
OH, NO, POOKIE,
YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU?!
334
00:11:44,155 --> 00:11:45,573
DON'T START WITH ME.
335
00:11:45,657 --> 00:11:46,491
OH, HERE WE GO.
336
00:11:46,574 --> 00:11:46,908
JUST SAY YOU DID.
337
00:11:49,661 --> 00:11:51,579
Mr. Simmons:
CLASS, NEXT FRIDAY
338
00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:53,706
P.S. 118 WILL BE HOLDING
ITS ANNUAL SCHOOL DANCE.
339
00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:58,002
OUR OWN RHONDA LLOYD
IS IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS.
340
00:11:58,086 --> 00:11:59,462
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
341
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:02,549
AND EUGENE WAS IN CHARGE
OF PROCURING ENTERTAINMENT
342
00:12:02,632 --> 00:12:03,925
BUT SINCE HIS RECENT
343
00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:05,218
AND BIZARRE COLLISION
344
00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:07,345
WITH A BUNNY FLOAT
IN OUR EASTER PARADE
345
00:12:07,429 --> 00:12:09,264
HIS DUTIES WILL GO TO ARNOLD.
346
00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:11,433
I'M SURE ARNOLD
WILL DO A WONDERFUL JOB
347
00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:12,559
OF FINDING
A CAPABLE MUSICAL ACT
348
00:12:12,642 --> 00:12:15,270
TO ENTERTAIN US
AT THE DANCE.
349
00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:17,355
YOU BETTER GET
SOMEBODY GOOD, ARNOLD.
350
00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:18,189
THAT'S RIGHT,
FOOTBALL HEAD.
351
00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:20,608
NO LOSER POLKA BANDS.
352
00:12:20,692 --> 00:12:20,900
YEAH.
353
00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:24,237
Man:
NO PROBLEM, KID.
354
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,573
I GOT THE BEST
MUSICAL ACTS
IN THE BUSINESS.
355
00:12:26,656 --> 00:12:27,657
HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO SPEND?
356
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:28,324
SEVENTY-FIVE.
357
00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:29,951
7,500, NO PROBLEM.
358
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:32,162
ACTUALLY, IT'S $75.
359
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,039
( hysterical laughter )
360
00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:36,833
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BUM.
361
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:52,557
( off-key and squeaky )
362
00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:58,229
THAT WAS GREAT, UH, SHEENA.
363
00:12:58,313 --> 00:13:00,148
I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
364
00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:04,277
( raspy and out of tune )
♪ OH, DANNY BOY ♪
365
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:08,490
♪ THE PIPES,
THE PIPES ARE CALLING ♪
366
00:13:08,573 --> 00:13:10,283
THAT'S GREAT, MR. GREEN.
367
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:14,537
( saxophone tooting badly )
368
00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:16,539
OKAY, MR. KOKOSHKA,
THAT'S ENOUGH.
369
00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,750
WHEN DO I GET THE MONEY?
370
00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:21,711
HI, SHORT MAN.
371
00:13:21,794 --> 00:13:25,715
STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
SOMEBODY TO PERFORM?
372
00:13:25,798 --> 00:13:26,716
YEAH.
373
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:28,426
OH, WAIT! I'VE GOT IT!
374
00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,053
I CAN PLAY MY NOSE.
375
00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:31,304
( nasal squeaking )
376
00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:32,889
GRANDPA,
I'M SERIOUS.
377
00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:34,516
I HAVE TO FIND
SOMEBODY REALLY GOOD
378
00:13:34,599 --> 00:13:36,392
AND I HAVE
TO FIND THEM NOW.
379
00:13:36,476 --> 00:13:38,853
OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
380
00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:45,068
( swing music plays )
381
00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:46,277
NOW, LET'S THINK.
382
00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,446
LET'S THINK HARD, ARNOLD.
383
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:49,572
THINK, THINK.
384
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,074
IS THAT DINO SPUMONI?
385
00:13:51,157 --> 00:13:53,451
YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY THINKING.
386
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,328
BUT I THINK I'VE GOT IT.
387
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:58,206
NO, YOU DON'T,
'CAUSE I'VE GOT IT.
388
00:13:58,289 --> 00:13:59,415
DINO SPUMONI!
389
00:13:59,499 --> 00:13:59,999
THAT'S WHAT I WAS...
390
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,043
OH.
391
00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:05,588
YEARS AGO, DINO WAS
THE TOP OF THE TOWN.
392
00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:07,298
WE ALL LOVED DINO.
393
00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:07,924
HE WAS HIP.
394
00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:09,175
HE WAS IN THE GROOVE, MAN.
395
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:11,094
HE WAS SWINGING.
396
00:14:11,177 --> 00:14:12,345
WAIT A MINUTE, GRANDPA.
397
00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:13,638
WHY WOULD DINO SPUMONI
398
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:16,266
WANT TO PLAY AT A LITTLE
PUBLIC SCHOOL DANCE?
399
00:14:16,349 --> 00:14:17,267
HE'S A BIG STAR.
400
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,102
HE WAS BIG, ARNOLD.
401
00:14:19,185 --> 00:14:22,897
BUT THE LAST FEW YEARS,
HE'S GONE TO SEED.
402
00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,274
FROM A BIG STAR
403
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:26,776
TO A WORTHLESS,
PATHETIC HAS-BEEN.
404
00:14:26,859 --> 00:14:29,112
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR HIM SING.
405
00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:31,281
THE GOOD NEWS
IS YOU CAN GET HIM.
406
00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:34,951
OR YOU CAN JUST
GET YOUR FRIEND, SHEENA,
TO PLAY CELLO.
407
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:37,996
SHE'LL BE A SENSATION,
AND THE KIDS WILL LOVE HER.
408
00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:42,292
AND WE'D LOVE YOU TO PLAY
AT OUR SCHOOL DANCE.
409
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,294
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
410
00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,378
FORGET IT, KID.
411
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,297
SURE, I USED TO BE GOOD.
412
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,340
I WAS KING OF SWING,
PRINCE OF POP.
413
00:14:49,424 --> 00:14:50,550
NOW I'M OLD HAT,
A HAS-BEEN.
414
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:53,720
I MIGHT AS WELL FLOP DOWN WITH
A DROOL CUP AND WAIT TO DIE.
415
00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:55,680
I HAVEN'T PLAYED
A DATE IN MONTHS.
416
00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:58,141
LOOK AT ME,
I'M 67 YEARS OLD.
417
00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:58,975
SIXTY-NINE.
418
00:14:59,058 --> 00:14:59,809
YOU'RE FIRED.
419
00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:01,811
WHOOPEE!
420
00:15:01,894 --> 00:15:03,563
I'M OUT OF HERE.
421
00:15:03,646 --> 00:15:04,188
BYE-BYE,
BABY.
422
00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:06,190
LOOK, KID.
423
00:15:07,442 --> 00:15:09,402
THAT GUY UP THERE
IS WHAT I USED TO BE.
424
00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:10,862
♪ THOSE LITTLE TEA CUPS
FROM LIMOGES ♪
425
00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:15,241
♪ YOUR WACKY PAINTINGS
ON THE WALLS, DARLING... ♪
426
00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:19,621
Arnold:
IF YOU PLAYED SONGS LIKE THAT,
THE KIDS WOULD LOVE YOU.
427
00:15:19,704 --> 00:15:21,998
BUT I HAVEN'T PLAYED
THOSE SONGS IN YEARS.
428
00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:23,541
THEY'RE
YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
429
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,084
NOT TO ME, AND NOT
TO THE KIDS IN SCHOOL.
430
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:28,546
AH, KIDS TODAY, THEY
DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THE OLD STUFF.
431
00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:31,633
THEY WANT RAP
AND GRUNT MUSIC.
432
00:15:31,716 --> 00:15:32,925
YOU GOT TO BE STYLING
433
00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:35,845
AND ALL THAT OTHER JIVE
YOU KIDS ARE HEP TO.
434
00:15:35,928 --> 00:15:36,888
HUH?
435
00:15:36,971 --> 00:15:38,514
I TRIED TO KEEP UP.
436
00:15:38,598 --> 00:15:41,059
LOOK AT THIS RECORD
I MADE LAST YEAR.
437
00:15:41,142 --> 00:15:43,186
♪ I'M IN THE HOUSE, BABY ♪
438
00:15:43,269 --> 00:15:45,229
♪ STYLING ♪
439
00:15:45,313 --> 00:15:46,731
♪ DINO'S IN THE HOUSE. ♪
440
00:15:46,814 --> 00:15:47,690
IT SOLD LIKE A LEAD BALLOON.
441
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,318
NO, I GOT ONE CONCERT IN ME
442
00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:51,527
MY FAREWELL CONCERT
AT THE PALACE
443
00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:53,863
THEN I'M HANGING UP
MY PIPES.
444
00:15:53,946 --> 00:15:56,366
MY AGENT WILL CALL
ANY MINUTE
WITH THE DETAILS.
445
00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:58,743
I WROTE A NEW SONG
CALLED "MY LAST BOW."
446
00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,745
IT'S SO PATHETIC,
IT'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT.
447
00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:00,828
BUT, MR. SPUMONI...
448
00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:02,205
( phone rings )
449
00:16:02,288 --> 00:16:04,123
HI, MARTY.
450
00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,124
SORRY, KID, BUSINESS.
451
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,542
YOU KNOW
THE WAY OUT, RIGHT?
452
00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,378
YEAH, MARTY,
SO DID YOU GET THE PALACE?
453
00:16:08,461 --> 00:16:10,546
THEY WON'T BOOK ME?
454
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,632
WHAT ABOUT THE PALLADIUM
AND THE RIALTO?
455
00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:14,217
NOBODY IN TOWN
WILL BOOK ME?
456
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,094
HOW WILL I PLAY
MY FAREWELL CONCERT?
457
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:17,553
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
458
00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:19,472
HEY, WHAT ABOUT P.S. 118?
459
00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:21,766
KID, I'M NOT PLAYING
MY FAREWELL CONCERT
460
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,309
AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
461
00:16:23,393 --> 00:16:24,936
I'M DOING IT AT THE PALACE.
462
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:25,895
WHAT IF THEY...
463
00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:26,729
DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL BOOK ME.
464
00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:29,774
MARTY, EITHER YOU GET ME
THE PALACE
465
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:32,527
OR I'M GOING TO PLAY MY CONCERT
AT P.S. 118.
466
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,445
THAT'S RIGHT,
AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
467
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:37,407
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
468
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,491
HELLO?
469
00:16:38,574 --> 00:16:40,201
MARTY?
470
00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:41,994
UH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HECK.
471
00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:43,579
YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
472
00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:44,664
YOU MEAN YOU'LL PLAY
AT OUR SCHOOL DANCE?
473
00:16:44,747 --> 00:16:47,417
SURE, I'LL KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
474
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,961
WAIT TILL I TELL
THE KIDS AT SCHOOL
475
00:16:50,044 --> 00:16:53,423
I BOOKED DINO SPUMONI
FOR OUR SCHOOL DANCE.
476
00:16:53,506 --> 00:16:54,882
Helga:
DINO SPUMONI?
477
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:57,677
THAT'S WHO YOU GOT
FOR OUR SCHOOL DANCE?
478
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,886
HE'S REALLY
GOOD.
479
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,263
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
480
00:17:00,346 --> 00:17:01,514
THAT OLD FAT GUY?
481
00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:03,474
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.
482
00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:06,644
HE'S STILL ALIVE, STINKY,
AND HE'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
483
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:07,437
HE BETTER
BE GREAT, ARNOLD.
484
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,646
BECAUSE IF HE'S NOT
485
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,606
THE SCHOOL DANCE
WILL BE RUINED
486
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,275
AND IT'LL BE
ALL YOUR FAULT.
487
00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:14,318
DON'T WORRY.
488
00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:15,445
HE'LL BE TERRIFIC.
489
00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:16,863
I PROMISE.
490
00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:23,703
STILL NERVOUS ABOUT
THE SCHOOL DANCE, SHORT MAN?
491
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:26,456
A LITTLE.
I HOPE THEY LIKE IT.
492
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:27,582
OH, DON'T WORRY.
493
00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,292
DINO WILL BE A BIG HIT.
494
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,793
THE KIDS WILL LOVE HIM!
495
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:31,836
HE'LL KNOCK THEIR SOCKS OFF
496
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:35,047
AND IT'LL BE THE BEST
SCHOOL DANCE EVER!
497
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:36,591
OR HE'LL BE
A COMPLETE FLOP
498
00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:38,384
AND EVERYONE
WILL HATE HIM
499
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:39,635
AND THE WHOLE DANCE
WILL BE RUINED
500
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:42,388
AND IT'LL BE
ALL YOUR FAULT.
501
00:17:42,472 --> 00:17:43,806
( sighs )
502
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,600
( laughter )
503
00:17:45,683 --> 00:17:49,187
AREN'T YOU GLAD
I'M YOUR GRANDPA?
504
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,188
I'LL LEAVE.
505
00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,071
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE READY, DINO?
506
00:17:59,155 --> 00:17:59,739
SURE, KID, DON'T SWEAT IT.
507
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:02,241
I DONE THOUSANDS
OF CONCERTS
508
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:05,578
AND THIS ONE'S NO DIFFERENT,
EXCEPT IT'S MY LAST ONE.
509
00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:07,163
WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
LET ME KNOW.
510
00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:10,833
STUDENTS OF P.S. 118
511
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,419
LET'S HEAR A BIG,
SPECIAL WELCOME
512
00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:17,840
FOR OUR MUSICAL ACT
FOR THE EVENING, DINO SPUMONI!
513
00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:20,760
HE BETTER
BE GOOD, ARNOLD.
514
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:22,178
DON'T WORRY.
515
00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:22,845
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
516
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:25,515
UH, I MEAN, BOYS AND GIRLS...
517
00:18:25,598 --> 00:18:26,933
I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE
AT THE PALACE...
518
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:30,436
UH, I MEAN, YOUR LITTLE
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
519
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,021
TO PERFORM MY LAST CONCERT.
520
00:18:32,104 --> 00:18:34,398
I'VE HAD A LONG
AND REWARDING CAREER
521
00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:35,525
AND NOW THAT IT'S ALL KAPUT
522
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:39,487
I GUESS YOU CAN CALL THIS
LITTLE SHINDIG MY SWAN SONG.
523
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:42,907
WELL, THE OLD GUY'S SURE
RIVETING SO FAR, FOOTBALL HEAD.
524
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,868
THIS IS A SONG I WROTE
JUST FOR THE OCCASION.
525
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:48,788
IT'S CALLED "MY LAST BOW."
526
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:52,917
♪ I ONCE WAS KING ♪
527
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,380
♪ THAT DAY IS GONE ♪
528
00:18:57,463 --> 00:19:00,341
♪ I'VE BEEN DETHRONED ♪
529
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:01,717
♪ AND STONED ♪
530
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:07,056
♪ BY THE UNCARING THRONG ♪
531
00:19:07,139 --> 00:19:16,482
♪ THEY'RE RINGING DOWN
THAT CURTAIN NOW ♪
532
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:20,403
♪ I GUESS IT'S TIME ♪
533
00:19:20,486 --> 00:19:24,615
♪ FOR MY LAST BOW... ♪
534
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:27,118
NICE GOING, ARNOLD.
535
00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:29,787
♪ LIFE WAS A GAS ♪
536
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:33,791
♪ BUT THAT GAS HAS PASSED ♪
537
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,043
THIS GUY
IS THE WORST.
538
00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:38,796
♪ I'VE GONE
FROM TOP OF THE POPS ♪
539
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,758
♪ TO THE BACK OF THE CLASS ♪
540
00:19:42,842 --> 00:19:45,845
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME
AND PONDERED MY WORKBOOKS.
541
00:19:45,928 --> 00:19:51,726
♪ ...ADIEU AND CIAO ♪
542
00:19:51,809 --> 00:20:00,234
♪ BABY, IT'S TIME
FOR MY LAST BOW. ♪
543
00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:04,447
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT THERE?
544
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:05,281
SAYING GOOD-BYE,
ARNOLD.
545
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,950
SAYONARA, AU REVOIR,
AUF WIEDERSEHN.
546
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,661
THE JIG'S UP, I KNOW IT,
SO HERE'S TO THE OLD DAYS.
547
00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:12,330
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
548
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,206
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, KID.
549
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,458
I TRIED FOR 45 YEARS
550
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,835
AND FOR A WHILE
IT WORKED PRETTY GOOD.
551
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,296
BUT THEN IT FELL APART
LIKE WET NEWSPAPER.
552
00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:22,298
NOBODY BOUGHT
DINO SPUMONI RECORDS.
553
00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:23,799
NOBODY CAME
TO MY CONCERTS.
554
00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:24,884
NOBODY BOOKED ME.
555
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:26,093
NOBODY.
556
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:27,053
I BOOKED YOU.
557
00:20:27,136 --> 00:20:28,888
THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU WAS DESPERATE.
558
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:30,139
I ASKED YOU TO PLAY
AT OUR DANCE
559
00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:33,392
BECAUSE I REALLY
LIKED YOUR OLD MUSIC.
560
00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:36,187
I THOUGHT THE OTHER KIDS
WOULD LIKE IT, TOO.
561
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,606
AND I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO PLAY IT.
562
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:41,817
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR
THE OLD MUSIC.
563
00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:43,402
NOBODY LIKES
THAT STUFF ANYMORE.
564
00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:45,529
NOT EVEN YOU?
565
00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:46,238
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
566
00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:49,033
OF COURSE I LIKE THE OLD SONGS.
567
00:20:49,116 --> 00:20:50,534
THAT'S WHO
I AM, BABY.
568
00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:51,327
THOSE SONGS
ARE GREAT.
569
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:54,038
IF I SANG THOSE
OLD SONGS RIGHT NOW
570
00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:56,290
THEY'D KNOCK YOU
RIGHT ON YOUR EAR.
571
00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:58,042
THEN WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?
572
00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:01,253
YOU REALLY BLEW IT, ARNOLD.
573
00:21:01,337 --> 00:21:03,214
YOU RUINED
OUR SCHOOL DANCE.
574
00:21:03,297 --> 00:21:04,340
IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER.
575
00:21:04,423 --> 00:21:06,092
OH, IT'S OVER, ARNOLD.
576
00:21:06,175 --> 00:21:10,596
YEAH, THE OLD FAT GUY SANG,
AND HE WAS JUST PLAIN ROTTEN.
577
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,933
ONCE AGAIN, DINO SPUMONI.
578
00:21:15,184 --> 00:21:16,852
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
579
00:21:16,936 --> 00:21:18,813
UH, I MEAN, BOYS AND GIRLS
580
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:22,692
I KNOW YOU ALL CAME OUT HERE
TONIGHT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
581
00:21:22,775 --> 00:21:23,401
AND UP TILL NOW
582
00:21:23,484 --> 00:21:25,653
YOU'VE BEEN
HAVING A LOUSY TIME
583
00:21:25,736 --> 00:21:27,863
LISTENING TO ME
FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF
584
00:21:27,947 --> 00:21:29,490
TALKING ABOUT GOOD TIMES
585
00:21:29,573 --> 00:21:30,992
THAT I FIGURED
WERE ALL OVER.
586
00:21:31,075 --> 00:21:32,368
A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
587
00:21:32,451 --> 00:21:34,453
REMINDED ME
THIS SCHOOL DANCE
588
00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:36,580
ISN'T ABOUT ME
HAVING A LOUSY TIME.
589
00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:38,708
IT'S ABOUT YOUSE
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
590
00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:42,044
SO, I WANT TO SING AN OLD SONG
YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD.
591
00:21:42,128 --> 00:21:44,296
WHEN I WASN'T
TOO MUCH OLDER THAN YOU
592
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,716
ME AND MY PALS USED
TO LIKE IT.
593
00:21:46,799 --> 00:21:49,051
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
MIGHT LIKE IT, TOO.
594
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:50,136
HIT IT, TONY.
595
00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:55,099
( upbeat tempo )
596
00:21:55,182 --> 00:22:00,438
♪ AIN'T NOTHING WORSE
THAN FEELING YOU'RE NO GOOD ♪
597
00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:05,776
♪ BABY, DOWN AND OUT
IS A LOUSY NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
598
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,279
♪ THOSE KNOCK-DOWN,
DRAG-OUT DAYS ♪
599
00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:10,865
♪ FEEL LIKE TEN ROUNDS
IN THE RING ♪
600
00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:13,451
♪ BUT DON'T JUST HANG
ON THE ROPES ♪
601
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:16,162
♪ GET BACK IN THE SWING... ♪
602
00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:18,748
HEY, HE'S NOT HALF BAD.
603
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:26,005
♪ HEY, LISTEN UP, YOU PUNKS,
I'M MAKING A POINT ♪
604
00:22:26,088 --> 00:22:27,590
HE'S FANTASTIC!
605
00:22:27,673 --> 00:22:29,967
YOU REALLY DID IT,
ARNOLD.
606
00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:32,136
WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA.
607
00:22:32,219 --> 00:22:34,597
IT'S LIKE YOU KNEW
THAT HE WAS SO OUT
608
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,557
THAT HE'S ACTUALLY IN.
609
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:43,064
♪ OH, I KNOW LIFE CAN BE CRUEL ♪
610
00:22:43,147 --> 00:22:46,025
♪ ONE DAY SHE MAKES YOU A KING,
AND THE NEXT YOU'RE A FOOL ♪
611
00:22:46,108 --> 00:22:51,113
♪ IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE ♪
612
00:22:51,197 --> 00:22:51,197
and NICKELODEON]
613
00:22:51,197 --> 00:22:51,364
♪ SO JUMP RIGHT IN ♪
614
00:22:51,364 --> 00:22:51,364
and NICKELODEON]
615
00:22:51,364 --> 00:22:54,742
♪ SO JUMP RIGHT IN ♪
616
00:22:54,825 --> 00:22:58,621
♪ 'CAUSE IT DON'T MEAN A THING
IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT SWING! ♪
617
00:22:58,704 --> 00:23:02,208
♪ I AIN'T
THE HIPPEST CAT IN TOWN ♪
618
00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:08,547
♪ BUT I'D RATHER
BE A SWINGER THAN A CLOWN ♪
619
00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:10,132
♪ SO CALL ME A FOOL ♪
620
00:23:10,216 --> 00:23:13,344
♪ BUT THIS FOOL CAN SING ♪
621
00:23:13,427 --> 00:23:17,139
♪ AND THAT'S ALL I NEED,
I'M PACKED FOR THE TRIP ♪
622
00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:19,475
♪ GET OUT OF MY WAY,
I'LL FATTEN YOUR LIP ♪
623
00:23:19,558 --> 00:23:26,941
♪ HEY, LOOK AT ME NOW,
I'M BACK IN THE SWING! ♪
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