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( ship's horn blowing )
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( ship's horn blowing )
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Woman ( on loudspeaker ):
As your mayor, I hereby declare
this replica of the Mayflower
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a city landmark.
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Long may she sail!
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( horn toots )
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( crowd cheering, whistling... )
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( piano playing anxious tune )
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LAND HO!
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AND SO, IN 1620,
THE BRAVE PILGRIMS
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REACHED THE NEW WORLD
WHEN THEY LANDED
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AT PLYMOUTH ROCK.
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( screaming )
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( laughing )
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IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
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REMEMBER HOW WE DID THIS
IN REHEARSAL?
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PLACES, EVERYONE!
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IN THE FIRST WINTER
AT PLYMOUTH ROCK
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THE PILGRIMS, COLD, HUNGRY,
AND FEELING VERY ALONE
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ON THIS NEW CONTINENT,
PAID A VISIT
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TO THE NATIVE
AMERICAN VILLAGE.
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WINTER COMES,
OUR FOOD RUNS SHORT.
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THE DAYS ARE COLD
AND DAMP.
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WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK.
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WE'VE LOTS TO EAT.
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COME JOIN US
AT OUR CAMP.
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( laughing )
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I PRAY THAT WE'LL LIVE
SIDE BY SIDE
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IN PEACE
FOR MANY, MANY DAYS.
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NOW COME, PARTAKE
OF PUMPKIN SEEDS
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MUSHED-UP CRANBERRIES,
AND THIS YUMMY CORN MAIZE.
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WHERE'S THE CORN MAIZE?
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I WAS HUNGRY!
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( laughing )
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STAY FROSTY.
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AND I-- AND SO,
IT, IT WAS DECIDED
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THAT EUROPEAN AND
NATIVE AMERICAN ALIKE
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WOULD GATHER TOGETHER
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AND CELEBRATE
THE VERY FIRST THANKSGIVING.
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THANKSGIVING--
TURKEY, STUFFING.
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MMM-MMM-MMM... PIE.
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BELCHING CONTESTS
WITH MY BROTHER.
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I LOVE IT.
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THAT MAKES ONE OF US.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU,
AT MY HOUSE
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THANKSGIVING IS
ALWAYS A DISASTER.
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GRANDMA'S CONFUSED AND THINKS
IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY
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SO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO GO
UP ON THE ROOF
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AND BARBECUE HOT DOGS.
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
THANKSGIVING.
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I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HAD
A REAL THANKSGIVING.
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Girl:
...WE HAVE SO MUCH
TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
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Stinky:
LIKE FINDING
OUR FRIENDLY FACES
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ON THIS FAR
AND DISTANT SHORE.
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AND SHARING SCRUMPTIOUS,
HOME-GROWN FOOD.
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COME, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HAVE SOME MORE?
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( grunts )
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( laughing )
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OW. I'M OKAY.
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( kids laughing, shouting )
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( piano playing )
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THANKSGIVING.
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( snorts )
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HOW I HATE IT.
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EVERY YEAR IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME.
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MIRIAM OVERCOOKS
THE STUFFING.
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BIG BOB SITS
IN FRONT OF THE TV
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LIKE A BLOATED MANATEE
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BURPING AND GROANING
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ABOUT HOW HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE EATEN BURRITOS
FOR BREAKFAST.
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HELGA?
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AND OLGA.
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FLITS AROUND THE HOUSE
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LIKE SOME KIND OF
ANNOYING FAIRY PRINCESS
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COMMANDING ME TO HELP HER
PREPARE DINNER.
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UH, HELGA?
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MEANWHILE I'M RUNNING AROUND
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LIKE A LITTLE SERVANT GIRL.
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"HELGA, GET ME THIS,
GET ME THAT."
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SOME HOLIDAY!
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HELGA.
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WHAT IS IT?
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YOU'RE ON.
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HUH?
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YOU'RE ON.
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HUH?
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PLACES, PEOPLE.
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NOW, PEOPLE...
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THIS IS OUR LAST SCENE
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AND I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO PLEASE GET IT RIGHT.
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NOW, I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
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AND NOW, OUR PAGEANT COMES
TO THE MODERN THANKSGIVING.
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LET'S PEEK IN, SHALL WE
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ON A PERFECT THANKSGIVING
FAMILY GATHERING.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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I'M SO THANKFUL
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THAT WE'RE ALL HERE
TOGETHER.
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PETER, JOY, ROBERT,
AND DEAR UNCLE CHUCK.
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BOY,
SO AM I, MOM.
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HOW'S IT GOING
AT YOUR JOB?
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BETTER THAN EVER.
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I'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
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YOU'RE LOOKING FABULOUS,
MRS. SIMON.
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HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?
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OH, PETER, HOW SWEET OF YOU
TO NOTICE.
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CAN WE EAT NOW?
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( laughing )
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WE HAVE TO WAIT
TILL WE ALL SAY
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WHAT WE'RE THANKFUL FOR.
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OH, I'M THANKFUL THAT
I HAD AN EARLY LUNCH
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SO I CAN EAT MORE
OF THIS TURKEY.
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UNCLE CHUCK, YOU ARE
IRREPRESSIBLE.
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AND I AM THANKFUL
FOR THAT.
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AND I'M THANKFUL
THAT YOU MADE
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THIS EXQUISITE HOLIDAY MEAL,
MRS. SIMON.
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AND ME, I'M JUST
SO DARN THANKFUL
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FOR THIS WONDERFUL,
EXCITINGLY DIVERSE...
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...FAMILY GATHERING
WE HAVE EVERY YEAR.
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All:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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NOW CAN WE EAT?
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YES, UNCLE CHUCK.
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NOW WE CAN EAT.
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( cheering, applause )
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THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
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WASN'T THAT WONDERFUL,
PEOPLE?
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EVERYONE, COME ON OUT.
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TAKE A BOW.
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( applause )
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I WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW
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HOW SPECIAL THIS PRESENTATION
WAS TO ME--
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THE IMPORTANCE OF
THE TRUE MEANING
OF THANKSGIVING
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BEING THANKFUL FOR
WHATEVER YOU HAVE.
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I HOPE YOU ALL WILL
TAKE THIS MESSAGE HOME
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AND TRY TO MAKE THIS THE
BEST DARN THANKSGIVING EVER.
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( bell ringing )
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SCHOOL'S OUT!
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ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY,
EVERYONE.
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( cheering )
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( sniffing )
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WHAT'S BURNING, MIRIAM?
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YOU KNOW, I THINK I OVERCOOKED
THE STUFFING, BEEP.
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NOW HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?"
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YOU DO IT EVERY THANKSGIVING.
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( belches )
OH, MAN.
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I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD ALL THOSE
BURRITOS FOR BREAKFAST.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DAD.
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YEAH, YOU BET
YOUR PATOOT IT IS.
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AND YOU KNOW WHY
IT IS?
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BECAUSE WE ALL GET
TO BE TOGETHER
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AND BE THANKFUL FOR ALL
THE GOOD THINGS IN OUR LIVES?
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HUH?
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OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
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BUT MAINLY BECAUSE
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I GOT 14 STRAIGHT HOURS
OF BONE-CRUNCHING FOOTBALL
ON THE BOOB TUBE
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STARTING RIGHT NOW.
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Grandpa:
EVERYBODY...
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IT'S THANKSGIVING.
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AND YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY,
EVERYBODY!
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YES, YES.
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY,
POOKY.
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OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED.
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MR. HYUNH AND GRANDMA
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ARE IN CHARGE OF THE GRILL,
COOKING HOT DOGS.
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OSCAR, SUZIE AND ERNIE:
DECORATIONS
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AND SETTING THE TABLE.
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TWO THINGS, THAT'S NO FAIR!
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SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE.
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LET THE OLD MAN TALK.
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ARNOLD AND I WILL MAKE
THE FLAG DESSERTS
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AND GRANDMA WILL LIGHT OFF
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HER TRADITIONAL
FIREWORKS DISPLAY.
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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HOW ABOUT IF WE MADE TURKEY
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AND STUFFING AND PUMPKIN PIE
THIS YEAR?
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WE DON'T GET THAT TILL
THE FOURTH OF JULY
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WHEN YOUR GRANDMA THINKS
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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( glass shatters )
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LOOK, MOM, I MADE
A CENTERPIECE
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FOR OUR THANKSGIVING TABLE.
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OH, YEAH, GREAT, HONEY.
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UH, YOU CAN PUT IT RIGHT
NEXT TO, UM, YOUR SISTER'S.
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OLGA.
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GOOD MORNING,
EVERYONE.
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IS EVERYONE READY TO HELP ME
MAKE THE THANKSGIVING DINNER?
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I WAS...
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YOU CAN HELP ME FOLD NAPKINS.
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DADDY, YOU HAVE ONIONS TO CHOP
AND MUSHROOMS TO STUFF!
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AND HELGA,
MY BABY SISTER
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YOU'RE MY MOST IMPORTANT
HELPER OF ALL.
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( laughs )
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( squeals, oinks )
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THE GRILL IS CLEAN AND READY
FOR FIRING, CORNWALLIS?
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CLEAN AND READY.
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THEN FIRE IT UP, GENERAL.
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♪ AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE ♪
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( whooshing )
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♪ THE BOMBS BURSTING
IN AIR... ♪
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WHAT A CRAZY HOLIDAY.
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GRANDPA, WHY DO WE
ALWAYS GO ALONG
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WITH GRANDMA'S
FOURTH OF JULY PLAN?
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WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
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TO JUST HAVE A REGULAR
THANKSGIVING?
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WELL, WE COULD, BUT THEN
WE'D BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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WHAT FUN WOULD THAT BE?
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( laughter, arguing )
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( car door closes,
engine starts )
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( sniffles )
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, OLGA
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HOW MANY MORE OF THESE
DO I HAVE TO CHOP?
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JUST A FEW MORE,
DADDY.
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WHEW.
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OH, GOODY;
THE POTATOES.
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YOU'RE AN ANGEL,
HELGA.
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OH, YEAH,
I'M A REGULAR CHERUB.
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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I JUST NEED YOU
TO WASH THEM
AND THEN PEEL THEM
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AND THEN MAYBE WASH THEM
AGAIN...
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YOU HAVE DIRTY LITTLE HANDS.
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JUST A DARN MINUTE,
MARY SUNSHINE.
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I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS
TO DO TODAY.
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DARN RIGHT. I NEED YOU TO
STUFF BEEPERS INTO CORNUCOPIAS
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FOR MY THREE-DAY SALE
THIS WEEKEND.
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YOU CAN DO IT WHEN YOU FINISH
ALL THIS OLGA STUFF.
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"HELGA, DO THIS,
HELGA, DO THAT."
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NOBODY CARES WHAT I WANT TO DO.
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SOME HOLIDAY.
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( knocking )
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Grandma:
I SAY, MR. FRANKLIN
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YOU GOT YOUR COSTUME ON YET?
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IN A MINUTE, GRANDMA.
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JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO HAVE A
NORMAL, REGULAR THANKSGIVING
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LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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( doorbell rings )
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Grandpa:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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WOULD YOU GET
THE DOOR?
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( ringing )
243
00:09:42,659 --> 00:09:44,828
IS ARNOLD HOME?
244
00:09:44,911 --> 00:09:45,704
I ATE ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS
245
00:09:45,787 --> 00:09:49,165
AND MY MOM SENT ME OVER
TO BORROW SOME MORE.
246
00:09:49,249 --> 00:09:52,002
UH, HAROLD, IT'S ME, ARNOLD.
247
00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:52,836
ARNOLD?
248
00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:55,839
YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE
BALD-HEADED LADY
249
00:09:55,922 --> 00:09:59,009
WITH LITTLE, LITTLE
RECTANGLE GLASSES!
250
00:09:59,092 --> 00:10:00,343
( laughing )
251
00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:04,180
HAROLD, I'D PREFER
IF YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE
252
00:10:04,264 --> 00:10:06,016
THAT YOU SAW ME LIKE THIS.
253
00:10:06,099 --> 00:10:06,725
( laughing )
254
00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:08,852
ARNOLD DRESSED UP
FOR THANKSGIVING
255
00:10:08,935 --> 00:10:14,482
LIKE A BALD-HEADED LADY
WITH LITTLE RECTANGLE GLASSES!
256
00:10:14,566 --> 00:10:15,400
( laughing )
257
00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:17,694
Grandpa:
ARNOLD, COME ON UP.
258
00:10:17,777 --> 00:10:18,695
WE'RE ABOUT TO REENACT
259
00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:21,614
THE SIGNING OF THE
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
260
00:10:21,698 --> 00:10:25,201
Grandma:
BRING YOUR QUILL PEN,
MR. FRANKLIN.
261
00:10:25,285 --> 00:10:27,162
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
262
00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:30,999
MAYBE I'D BE BETTER OFF
BY MYSELF THIS THANKSGIVING.
263
00:10:33,585 --> 00:10:34,294
TIME TO GO
AROUND THE TABLE
264
00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:37,213
AND SAY WHAT
YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR.
265
00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,256
YOU START, OLGA.
266
00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,675
I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS
INCREDIBLE SEVEN-COURSE DINNER
267
00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:44,179
I CREATED FROM SCRATCH
AS MY THANKSGIVING GIFT
268
00:10:44,262 --> 00:10:45,472
TO ALL OF YOU,
MY FAMILY.
269
00:10:45,555 --> 00:10:48,892
WELL, I'M THANKFUL
FOR THE BEEPER EMPIRE
270
00:10:48,975 --> 00:10:50,518
I STARTED
FROM THE GROUND UP
271
00:10:50,602 --> 00:10:53,188
THAT PUT THIS
FANTASTIC SPREAD
ON THE TABLE.
272
00:10:53,271 --> 00:10:55,523
OKAY, MIRIAM, IT'S YOUR TURN.
273
00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:55,607
MIRIAM!
274
00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:56,038
HUH?
275
00:10:56,038 --> 00:10:56,038
MIRIAM!
276
00:10:56,038 --> 00:10:56,524
HUH?
277
00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:58,693
OH, WHA-- CRANBERRIES.
278
00:10:58,777 --> 00:10:59,402
YOU GOT A LITTLE DROOL.
279
00:10:59,486 --> 00:11:02,113
WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR,
MIRIAM?
280
00:11:02,197 --> 00:11:04,616
I'M THANKFUL FOR...
281
00:11:04,699 --> 00:11:07,744
THIS BEAUTIFUL CENTERPIECE
282
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:10,372
THAT OLGA MADE.
283
00:11:10,455 --> 00:11:12,290
CRIMINY.
284
00:11:12,374 --> 00:11:13,500
OKAY, IS THAT IT?
285
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:14,584
GOOD. LET'S EAT.
286
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:15,710
NO, NO, NO, DADDY.
287
00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:18,588
HELGA HASN'T SAID
WHAT SHE'S THANKFUL FOR.
288
00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:19,506
OH, YEAH.
289
00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:20,423
WHAT ARE YOU
THANKFUL FOR?
290
00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:23,885
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY;
I'M STARVING.
291
00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:27,180
I AM THANKFUL
FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
292
00:11:27,263 --> 00:11:30,058
HONEY, YOU GOT
TO BE THANKFUL
FOR SOMETHING.
293
00:11:30,141 --> 00:11:31,768
NO, MOM, I'M NOT.
294
00:11:31,851 --> 00:11:36,189
MAYBE HELGA NEEDS A MINUTE
TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
295
00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:38,024
NOPE. MY MIND'S A BLANK.
296
00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:39,442
CAN'T THINK OF A THING.
297
00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:42,278
WELL, I'M GIVING YOU
TILL THE COUNT OF THREE
298
00:11:42,362 --> 00:11:43,863
TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
299
00:11:43,947 --> 00:11:44,864
ONE, TWO, THREE.
300
00:11:46,491 --> 00:11:48,910
ALL RIGHT THEN,
LITTLE LADY.
301
00:11:48,993 --> 00:11:52,038
YOU CAN JUST PARK YOUR FANNY
UPSTAIRS IN YOUR ROOM
302
00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:55,542
TILL YOU CAN THINK
OF SOMETHING
YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR.
303
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:56,459
FINE!
304
00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:57,544
( both gasp )
305
00:11:57,627 --> 00:11:59,254
GEEZ.
306
00:11:59,337 --> 00:12:00,505
PASS THE STUFFING.
307
00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,590
GO TO MY ROOM, FAT CHANCE.
308
00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:06,511
MAYBE I'D BE BETTER OFF
BY MYSELF THIS THANKSGIVING.
309
00:12:24,154 --> 00:12:26,281
( sighs )
310
00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:29,159
I WONDER WHAT ARNOLD'S DOING
RIGHT NOW.
311
00:12:29,242 --> 00:12:31,870
HE'S PROBABLY HAVING
A WONDERFUL TIME
312
00:12:31,953 --> 00:12:33,663
EATING A FABULOUS
HOT TURKEY DINNER
313
00:12:33,746 --> 00:12:37,917
SURROUNDED BY HIS ADORING
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
314
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:41,087
AND ALL THOSE LOVABLE,
ECCENTRIC BOARDERS.
315
00:12:41,171 --> 00:12:46,092
ARNOLD, IF I HAVE ANYTHING
AT ALL TO BE THANKFUL FOR
316
00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:49,679
IT'S THAT YOU EXIST
IN MY MISERABLE LITTLE SPHERE.
317
00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:52,390
OH, ARNOLD... ARNOLD.
318
00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:54,058
Arnold:
HELGA?
319
00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:55,101
ARNOLD?
320
00:12:55,185 --> 00:12:56,394
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
321
00:12:56,478 --> 00:12:58,062
STOP CREEPING UP ON ME,
YOU LITTLE CREEP!
322
00:12:58,146 --> 00:12:59,772
SORRY.
323
00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:00,273
WHY AREN'T YOU AT HOME
324
00:13:00,356 --> 00:13:02,358
ENJOYING THE HOLIDAY
325
00:13:02,442 --> 00:13:03,693
WITH YOUR ECCENTRIC
326
00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:05,653
BUT OH-SO-LOVABLE
BOARDING HOUSE FAMILY?
327
00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:10,325
IT WAS ALL GETTING
A LITTLE WEIRD, SO I LEFT.
328
00:13:10,408 --> 00:13:12,535
JOIN THE CLUB, FOOTBALL HEAD.
329
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,662
THINGS WERE EVEN WORSE
AT MY HOUSE.
330
00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:16,372
GET A LOAD OF THIS...
331
00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:17,874
( bells clanging )
332
00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:19,125
( gulls cawing )
333
00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:20,752
Helga:
AND THEN BOB SAYS
334
00:13:20,835 --> 00:13:23,671
"I'M GIVING YOU TO THE COUNT
OF THREE TO TELL ME
335
00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:24,380
WHAT YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR."
336
00:13:24,464 --> 00:13:26,299
OH, YEAH,
THAT'LL WORK, DAD.
337
00:13:26,382 --> 00:13:29,552
I'M REALLY THANKFUL NOW.
338
00:13:29,969 --> 00:13:31,471
SOME THANKSGIVING.
339
00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:38,353
MAYBE WE SHOULD AT LEAST
TRY TO BE OPTIMISTIC.
340
00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:40,688
MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
341
00:13:40,772 --> 00:13:42,649
WHAT BRIGHT SIDE,
FOOTBALL HEAD?
342
00:13:42,732 --> 00:13:44,400
WE HAVE THIS
BEAUTIFUL VIEW.
343
00:13:44,484 --> 00:13:45,443
KEEP TRYING, ARNOLD.
344
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:48,238
THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY.
345
00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:49,113
SKIP ON DOWN.
346
00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:52,534
HEY, LOOK.
IT'S THE MAYFLOWER REPLICA
347
00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:56,246
THE SYMBOL OF THE PILGRIMS
AND THE FIRST THANKSGIVING.
348
00:13:56,329 --> 00:13:57,247
IT MUST BE
SOME KIND OF SIGN.
349
00:13:57,330 --> 00:14:00,291
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
350
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,295
( screaming )
351
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,214
YEAH, IT'S A SIGN,
ALL RIGHT.
352
00:14:06,297 --> 00:14:08,299
IT'S A SIGN
THAT THIS IS POSSIBLY
353
00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:11,135
THE WORST THANKSGIVING EVER.
354
00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:12,387
Hold steady!
355
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,222
Stay on the boat!
356
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:17,767
OH, BROTHER.
357
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,227
THANKSGIVING
ISN'T GOING
358
00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,228
SO HOT THIS YEAR.
359
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:21,521
WHAT THANKSGIVING?
360
00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:22,438
YOU MEAN THIS?
361
00:14:22,522 --> 00:14:25,108
WHERE'S THANKSGIVING,
ARNOLD?
362
00:14:25,191 --> 00:14:25,692
I DON'T SEE IT.
363
00:14:25,775 --> 00:14:28,111
I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL ONE.
364
00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:28,987
YOU'VE NEVER HAD
A REAL ONE.
365
00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:31,573
YEAH.
366
00:14:31,656 --> 00:14:32,991
YOU KNOW WHAT I KEEP THINKING?
367
00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:35,785
WHAT, THAT WE SHOULD LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE?
368
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:38,288
THAT EVERY CLOUD
HAS A SILVER LINING?
369
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:39,664
NO, I KEEP
THINKING ABOUT
370
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:41,708
MR. SIMMONS'S
THANKSGIVING PLAY.
371
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:42,959
YEAH. WHAT A CROCK.
372
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,253
BUT IT WAS THE PERFECT
THANKSGIVING.
373
00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:48,256
THEY HAD A BEAUTIFUL MEAL,
EVERYBODY GOT ALONG.
374
00:14:48,339 --> 00:14:50,883
THEY WERE ALL JUST
THANKFUL TO BE TOGETHER.
375
00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:54,304
YOU'RE RIGHT, ARNOLD--
EXCEPT FOR JUST ONE THING.
376
00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:56,014
THAT WAS A PLAY!
377
00:14:56,097 --> 00:14:57,849
IT WASN'T REAL LIFE.
378
00:14:57,932 --> 00:15:00,727
THIS IS REAL LIFE.
379
00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,146
LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT THIS.
380
00:15:03,229 --> 00:15:05,898
IF ANYONE WOULD BE
HAVING A GOOD
THANKSGIVING
381
00:15:05,982 --> 00:15:08,067
AT THEIR HOUSE,
MR. SIMMONS WOULD.
382
00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:09,319
HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY.
383
00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:09,902
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
384
00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:12,155
LET'S GO VISIT
MR. SIMMONS.
385
00:15:12,238 --> 00:15:13,865
WHAT A STUPID
IDEA. OKAY.
386
00:15:21,581 --> 00:15:23,499
Helga:
THEY ALL LOOK
SO HAPPY
387
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:24,500
AND NORMAL.
388
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:25,418
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
389
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,629
HE'S HAVING A PERFECT
THANKSGIVING IN THERE.
390
00:15:27,712 --> 00:15:30,006
WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
391
00:15:30,089 --> 00:15:30,131
I'M STARVING.
392
00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:34,385
WONDERFUL! I'LL MAKE YOU
ALL A COPY.
393
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:35,720
( doorbell rings )
394
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,221
NOW, WHO CAN THAT BE?
395
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:37,805
HELGA? ARNOLD.
396
00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:39,974
WHAT A,
WHAT A SURPRISE.
397
00:15:40,058 --> 00:15:41,017
HI, MR. SIMMONS.
398
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,185
WE DON'T WANT TO
399
00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:43,478
BOTHER YOU OR ANYTHING
400
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,187
BUT THE REASON...
401
00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,688
BOTH OUR THANKSGIVINGS
REALLY BLEW
402
00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:48,358
AND WE WANTED
TO CRASH YOURS.
403
00:15:48,441 --> 00:15:50,401
OH. OF COURSE YOU CAN JOIN ME.
404
00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:51,319
YOUR BEING HERE
405
00:15:51,402 --> 00:15:54,364
WILL MAKE MY THANKSGIVING
EVEN MORE SPECIAL.
406
00:15:54,447 --> 00:15:54,656
COME IN.
407
00:15:54,739 --> 00:15:56,783
COME IN.
408
00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:01,913
EVERYONE, SURPRISE GUESTS.
409
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:03,331
THESE ARE TWO STUDENTS
FROM MY CLASS
410
00:16:03,414 --> 00:16:05,249
HELGA AND ARNOLD.
411
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,125
Both:
HI.
412
00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:08,586
THIS IS MY MOTHER, PEARL...
413
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:11,631
AND MY FRIENDS PETER AND JOY...
414
00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:13,049
AND THIS, OF COURSE
415
00:16:13,132 --> 00:16:14,258
IS MY UNCLE CHUCK.
416
00:16:14,342 --> 00:16:16,177
IT'S THE SAME NAMES AS
THE PEOPLE IN HIS PLAY.
417
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:18,096
I KNOW.
418
00:16:18,179 --> 00:16:18,471
I DIDN'T KNOW
PETER WAS COMING.
419
00:16:18,554 --> 00:16:20,390
THERE'S A LOT
420
00:16:20,473 --> 00:16:21,140
YOU DON'T KNOW.
421
00:16:21,224 --> 00:16:24,227
HMM! DEAR,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JOY
422
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,104
TO THE BALLET SATURDAY?
423
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,398
OH, I LOVE THE BALLET!
424
00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:29,399
( clears throat )
425
00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:30,525
BUT I, I THINK
426
00:16:30,608 --> 00:16:32,026
I'M BUSY SATURDAY.
427
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:32,110
( grunting )
428
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,403
HOW'S YOUR JOB
429
00:16:33,486 --> 00:16:35,071
AT THE LIBRARY, JOY?
430
00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:36,656
I GOT FIRED YESTERDAY.
431
00:16:36,739 --> 00:16:38,241
THERE'S A SURPRISE.
432
00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:39,909
WELL, THAT'S, UH, TOO BAD
433
00:16:39,992 --> 00:16:43,705
BUT I-I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
A NEW AND EVEN MORE SPECIAL JOB.
434
00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:44,414
I DOUBT IT.
435
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:45,039
THEY'RE NOT ACTING
436
00:16:45,123 --> 00:16:46,874
LIKE THE PEOPLE
IN HIS PLAY.
437
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:47,834
I KNOW.
438
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,086
HOW'S THAT GREAT NEW CAR
OF YOURS?
439
00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:50,378
IT WAS STOLEN.
440
00:16:50,461 --> 00:16:52,255
AGAIN?
441
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:53,548
YOU CAN'T SEEM TO
HOLD ON TO ANYTHING.
442
00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:56,008
LEAVE THE POOR
GIRL ALONE.
443
00:16:56,092 --> 00:16:57,427
YOU'RE ALWAYS SNIPING.
444
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,262
HAVE SOME MORE
STUFFING, PEARL.
445
00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:00,346
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY THAT, SPARKY?
446
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,098
OH, NOTHING.
447
00:17:02,181 --> 00:17:06,436
( grunting... )
448
00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:07,478
Chuck:
YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT?
449
00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:09,480
Simmons:
HEY, I KNOW!
450
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:11,190
IT'S TIME TO ALL HOLD HANDS
451
00:17:11,274 --> 00:17:14,527
AND THINK ABOUT WHAT WE HAVE
TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
452
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,821
OH, PLEASE. MUST WE
DO THIS EVERY YEAR?
453
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:19,032
YOU KNOW IT EMBARRASSES ME.
454
00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:20,241
YOUR OPINION
DOESN'T MATTER.
455
00:17:20,324 --> 00:17:21,409
SORRY, YOU
MISTAKE ME
456
00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:22,744
FOR SOMEONE
WHO CARES...
457
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:23,911
( arguing )
458
00:17:23,995 --> 00:17:24,537
( choking )
459
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,789
MY WORD, SHE'S CHOKING.
460
00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,791
OH, GOOD.
DINNER AND A SHOW.
461
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,752
Pearl:
NOW SEE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
462
00:17:30,835 --> 00:17:32,503
OW! SHE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
463
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:34,630
AH, STOP WHINING.
464
00:17:34,714 --> 00:17:35,631
WHO ASKED YOU?!
465
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:36,382
PLEASE, PLEASE,
EVERYONE
466
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:37,592
IT'S THANKSGIVING.
467
00:17:37,675 --> 00:17:39,594
I WORKED SO HARD
ON THIS MEAL.
468
00:17:39,677 --> 00:17:42,138
PLEASE, LET'S...
ENJOY IT.
469
00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:44,140
YEAH, GOOD IDEA.
LET'S EAT, EH?
470
00:17:44,223 --> 00:17:47,810
HELGA, COULD I, UH,
SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN?
471
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:50,354
( hushed ):
MAN, WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
472
00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:53,107
CAN YOU BELIEVE THE WAY
THEY'RE GOING AT IT?
473
00:17:53,191 --> 00:17:53,733
IT'S WORSE THAN MY FAMILY.
474
00:17:53,816 --> 00:17:56,235
WORSE THAN
BOTH OUR FAMILIES.
475
00:17:56,319 --> 00:18:00,323
YEAH. SIMMONS KNOCKS
HIMSELF OUT MAKING THIS MEAL
476
00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:00,907
THEN THEY SIT AROUND
477
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,992
AND CAN'T EVEN
PUT ASIDE
478
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,410
THEIR PETTY
DIFFERENCES
479
00:18:04,494 --> 00:18:06,412
AND BE THANKFUL,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
480
00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:07,997
THEY WOULDN'T
EVEN GO ALONG
481
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,582
WITH HIS STUPID
TRADITION
482
00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:11,334
'CAUSE THEY'RE
TOO EMBARRASSED
483
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,586
EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS
SO MUCH TO HIM.
484
00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:14,670
HITS A LITTLE CLOSE
TO HOME, HUH?
485
00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:17,006
YEAH. I GUESS
I COULD
486
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,966
HAVE GONE ALONG WITH
GRANDMA'S FOURTH OF JULY.
487
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,927
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, REALLY.
488
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,845
I GUESS IF SIMMONS
CAN PUT UP
489
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,555
WITH HIS LAME EXCUSE
FOR A FAMILY
490
00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:27,308
WE CAN PUT UP WITH OURS.
491
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:30,269
THEY'RE QUITE
A SPIRITED BUNCH,
AREN'T THEY?
492
00:18:30,353 --> 00:18:31,312
THEY SEEMED
493
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:31,687
REALLY NICE.
494
00:18:31,771 --> 00:18:33,356
YOU KNOW, ARNOLD
495
00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:34,857
THE WAY YOU
ALWAYS LOOK ON
496
00:18:34,941 --> 00:18:37,068
THE BRIGHT SIDE
IS VERY SPECIAL.
497
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:37,610
( dishes breaking )
498
00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:39,821
( Chuck exclaiming )
499
00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:41,364
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
500
00:18:41,447 --> 00:18:43,032
IT'S AN ABSOLUTE
DISASTER!
501
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:44,075
IT'S ALL GONE WRONG.
502
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,284
YOU PROBABLY NOTICED
503
00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:48,246
THIS ISN'T THE PERFECT,
WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING
504
00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:50,081
I WROTE ABOUT FOR THE PAGEANT.
505
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:52,208
WELL, I KNOW
THIS ISN'T PERFECT
506
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,709
BUT THOSE SPECIAL
PEOPLE OUT THERE
507
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,002
ARE THE ONES I LOVE.
508
00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:57,922
EVERY YEAR
IT'S MY LITTLE PROJECT
509
00:18:58,005 --> 00:19:00,508
TO GET THEM TOGETHER
AND TRY TO MAKE US
510
00:19:00,591 --> 00:19:02,844
ALL THANKFUL FOR WHAT WE'VE GOT.
511
00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:04,762
MOTHER, COULD WE
PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
512
00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:06,889
Pearl:
KEEP THIS DOWN.
513
00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:09,225
THIS MAY NOT MAKE
MUCH SENSE TO YOU
514
00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:11,686
BUT I'M TRULY THANKFUL
FOR WHAT I HAVE.
515
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:14,272
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO,
MR. SIMMONS.
516
00:19:14,355 --> 00:19:15,648
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
517
00:19:15,731 --> 00:19:17,733
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
518
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:19,861
WHAT DID YOU BRING?
519
00:19:19,944 --> 00:19:21,153
BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
520
00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:23,155
( arguing continues )
521
00:19:23,239 --> 00:19:24,949
SO, WANT TO GO BACK HOME
522
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,409
AND GIVE IT A TRY?
523
00:19:26,492 --> 00:19:29,370
NOT REALLY, BUT IT'S GETTING
DARK AND I'M STARVING.
524
00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:31,247
ME, TOO.
525
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,331
LET'S GO.
526
00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:34,584
Pearl:
I HOPE YOU CHOKE
ON YOUR...
527
00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:39,922
( dog barking in distance )
528
00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:43,968
YEAH, WELL, JUST
LISTEN UP, MISTER.
529
00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:46,095
I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE CAPTAIN.
530
00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,763
MY LITTLE GIRL IS MISSING
531
00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:48,723
AND I WANT THE WHOLE SQUAD
532
00:19:48,806 --> 00:19:50,725
OUT LOOKING FOR HER!
533
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:52,018
I'M TAKING
THE HUMMER
534
00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:52,602
AND I'M NOT COMING BACK
535
00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:54,604
TILL I FIND HELGA.
536
00:19:54,687 --> 00:19:56,272
I FINISHED THE FLYERS.
537
00:19:56,355 --> 00:19:59,525
( tearily ):
I REALLY HOPE
I'M NOT TOO LATE.
538
00:19:59,609 --> 00:20:00,776
GREAT. THESE ARE GREAT.
539
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:03,362
GET THESE PLASTERED UP
ALL OVER THE CITY.
540
00:20:03,446 --> 00:20:04,196
WHAT'S GOING ON?
541
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,324
All:
HELGA?
542
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,201
OH, YOU'RE SAFE!
543
00:20:09,285 --> 00:20:10,661
IT'S A MIRACLE!
544
00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:12,371
WE WERE WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.
545
00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:14,040
I'M FINE.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
546
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:18,044
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT I'M REALLY THANKFUL
547
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,795
THAT I HAVE A GREAT HOME
548
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:20,922
AND ALL OF YOU
ARE HERE, AND...
549
00:20:21,005 --> 00:20:24,717
OH, BABY SISTER,
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME.
550
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,636
I WAS SO SCARED, AND
NOW I'M JUST SO, I'M...
551
00:20:26,719 --> 00:20:28,804
I'M JUST SO HAPPY.
552
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:31,557
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
STOP SLOBBERING ON ME.
553
00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:32,725
I WAS ONLY GONE
A COUPLE OF HOURS.
554
00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:35,144
Bob:
WELL, THE MAIN THING
555
00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:36,687
IS YOU'RE SAFE
AND SOUND
556
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,481
AND SINCE IT'S THANKSGIVING
557
00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:40,816
I GUESS THIS IS
AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY
558
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:41,984
TO SAY THAT WE'RE
559
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,819
THANKFUL FOR YOU
BEING OUR DAUGHTER
560
00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:44,946
AND BEING AROUND
THE HOUSE.
561
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:49,617
YES. WE'RE VERY
THANKFUL, HONEY.
562
00:20:49,992 --> 00:20:51,827
OKAY, EVERYONE
563
00:20:51,911 --> 00:20:54,038
NOW, UH, LET'S,
LET'S GO EAT.
564
00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:55,498
WE GOT THE TUBE SET UP
565
00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:57,833
SO I CAN SEE THE GAME
FROM THE TABLE.
566
00:20:57,917 --> 00:20:59,210
OOP, OOP, OOP!
567
00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:02,505
( in singsong ):
DON'T FORGET
THE CENTERPIECE.
568
00:21:02,588 --> 00:21:03,798
( Miriam laughing )
569
00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:08,803
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, HELGA.
570
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:14,183
( wind gusting )
571
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:28,322
GRANDMA? I'M HOME!
572
00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:31,075
( closes door )
573
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:39,750
( siren wails in distance )
574
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:41,544
( wind whistling )
575
00:21:41,627 --> 00:21:42,753
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
576
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:44,046
( gasps ) GRANDPA?
577
00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:48,175
OH, IT'S YOU, ARNOLD.
578
00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:50,177
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
579
00:21:50,261 --> 00:21:51,804
WELL... AFTER YOU LEFT
580
00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:55,266
IT ALL TURNED UGLY.
581
00:21:55,349 --> 00:21:56,851
WHA, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
582
00:21:56,934 --> 00:22:00,855
THEY HEARD THAT YOU WERE OUT
LOOKING FOR THANKSGIVING
583
00:22:00,938 --> 00:22:01,981
SO THEY...
584
00:22:02,064 --> 00:22:04,567
DECIDED TO THROW YOU
A SURPRISE PARTY!
585
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,403
SURPRISE!
586
00:22:07,486 --> 00:22:09,739
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
587
00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:12,116
( laughing, exclaiming )
588
00:22:12,199 --> 00:22:14,827
BUT, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE FOURTH OF JULY?
589
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:16,162
FOURTH OF JULY?
590
00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:18,456
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, ARNOLD?
591
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:22,251
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
THAT BEN FRANKLIN COSTUME?
592
00:22:22,334 --> 00:22:22,918
IT'S THANKSGIVING.
DIG IN.
593
00:22:23,002 --> 00:22:25,296
THANKS, GRANDMA.
THANKS A LOT.
594
00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,673
BUT, COULD WE
STILL HAVE FIREWORKS?
595
00:22:27,757 --> 00:22:28,674
OH, ARNOLD
596
00:22:28,758 --> 00:22:33,471
IT WOULDN'T BE THANKSGIVING
WITHOUT FIREWORKS.
597
00:22:33,554 --> 00:22:35,264
( laughing... )
598
00:22:35,347 --> 00:22:37,933
( fireworks whistling )
599
00:22:49,278 --> 00:22:52,948
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600
00:22:53,032 --> 00:22:54,617
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