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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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♪ OH, BURY ME NOT
ON THE LONE PRAIRIE ♪
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POOKIE, MUST YOU SING
AT THIS HOUR?
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THAT'S CALAMITY POOKIE
TO YOU, SLIM.
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GRAB A PLATE
AND GET IN LINE.
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( muttering )
LUCKY SHE'S GOOD LOOKING...
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GOOD MORNING.
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WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT?
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HERE YOU GO, GRAMPS.
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YOU GOT IT FOLDED OPEN.
I HATE THAT.
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STOP CALLING ME "GRAMPS."
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I'M NOT YOUR GRAMPS,
YOU TINY SHRIMP.
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TOUCHY, TOUCHY!
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EAT UP, SLIM.
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WE GOT 15 MILES OF COW TRAIL
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BEFORE WE STOP FOR WATER.
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I GOT NO APPETITE.
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I'LL TAKE THEM,
GRANDPA.
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GET YOUR PAWS
OFF MY PLATE.
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I SAID, "I GOT NO APPETITE"
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NOT "HELP YOURSELF," YOU WEASEL.
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BOY, THE OLD MAN
IS CRANKY TODAY.
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THE OLD MAN CAN BE CRANKY
IF HE WANTS.
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MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
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WHO ASKED YOU, HYUNH?
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LOOK, IF THE OLD MAN...
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AH, QUIET,
ALL OF YOU.
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AND STOP CALLING ME "OLD MAN."
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I'M NOT YOUR OLD MAN!
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IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME,
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE
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LOOKING THROUGH
MY OLD PHOTO ALBUMS
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REMEMBERING TIMES LONG PAST,
AND GETTING DEPRESSED.
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DON'T TOUCH THEM PANCAKES!
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH GRANDPA?
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IT'S ALMOST HIS BIRTHDAY,
ARNOLD.
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HE DIDN'T ACT LIKE THIS
LAST YEAR.
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YES, BUT THIS IS A BIG YEAR
FOR PHIL.
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HE'LL BE 81, YOU KNOW.
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GRANDPA?
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THE DOOR'S OPEN.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
ABOUT TURNING 81?
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THE FAMILY CURSE, ARNOLD.
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FAMILY CURSE?
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NO ONE IN MY LINE'S
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EVER LIVED PAST 81, ARNOLD.
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NO ONE!
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SATURDAY'S MY BIRTHDAY
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AND THEN I BUY THE FARM.
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WE'RE BUYING A FARM?
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NO, IT'S AN EXPRESSION,
YOU KNOW
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CLOSE UP SHOP, TAKE A DIRT NAP
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WAKE UP TO THE BIG SLEEP.
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IT'S CURTAINS FOR ME, BOY.
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IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE CRYING.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
LARGER FORCES HERE.
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THINGS BEYOND
OUR CONTROL.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MAJESTIC
CLOCKWORKS OF THE UNIVERSE.
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YOU'RE AS HEALTHY
AS YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
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IT'S MY DESTINY
CALLING.
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I'VE JUST GOT
TO ACCEPT IT.
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THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE
YOU'RE WRONG
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IS TO GET A CHECK-UP.
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A CHECK-UP? OH, NO.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN INSIDE
A DOCTOR'S OFFICE
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IN 25 YEARS
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AND I DON'T INTEND
TO GO NOW
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LET ME TELL YOU.
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AAH!
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GOOD, GOOD.
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NOW COUGH.
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GEEZ, YOU'RE A PEST.
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WHY'D I EVER AGREE TO THIS?
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TO PROVE YOU'RE HEALTHY,
GRANDPA.
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO TELL YOU?
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I'M NOT HEALTHY
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I'M HANGING ON BY A THREAD.
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I'M KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKING
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR.
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I'M GOING TO CROAK ON MY 81st
BIRTHDAY, SATURDAY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK,
DR. STEIGLITZ?
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IN MY 81 YEARS OF PRACTICE
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN
A HEALTHIER MAN HIS AGE.
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WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
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I'M OLD ENOUGH TO HANDLE
THE BAD NEWS.
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GO AHEAD AND SPILL IT.
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YOU'RE AS STRONG
AS AN OX, PHIL.
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YOU COULD LIVE
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TO BE 150 AT THE RATE
YOU'RE GOING.
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DON'T SUGARCOAT IT, DOC.
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I'M FINISHED, AREN'T I?
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THAT'S NOT WHAT
I SAID AT ALL.
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YEP! MIGHT AS WELL
PUT ON MY FUNERAL SUIT
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TAKE TO MY ROCKING CHAIR
AND WAIT FOR THE GRIM REAPER.
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BUT, GRANDPA...
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BUT NOTHING!
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WELL, NOW THAT I'M A GONER
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IT'S TIME TO GIVE AWAY
ALL MY EARTHLY GOODS.
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AND, AS MY ONLY BEGOTTEN
GRANDSON
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I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY MOST
PRIZED POSSESSION, THE PACKARD.
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BUT WHAT WOULD I
DO WITH A CAR?
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WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE IT
TO GRANDMA?
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ARE YOU CRAZY, BOY?
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WOULD YOU TRUST YOUR GRANDMA
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BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR?
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♪ OH, HE DIED IN THE SADDLE ♪
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♪ HE WENT AND BOUGHT THE FARM ♪
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♪ AND THEN WE
TANNED HIS OLD HIDE ♪
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♪ AND NAILED IT TO THE BARN. ♪
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SO, I'M LEAVING
YOU THE PACKARD, OKAY?
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HOWDY, SLIM.
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ABOUT TIME FOR
THE LAST ROUNDUP, HUH?
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THAT'S RIGHT, POOKIE.
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IN FACT, ARNOLD AND I
WERE JUST GOING
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OVER MY LAST WILL
AND TESTAMENT.
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BESIDES THE BOARDING HOUSE
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IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT?
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SHUCKS, SLIM, I JUST NEED
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THE LONESOME TRAIL AHEAD OF ME
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THE PRAIRIE WIND AT MY BACK
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AND THE MOURNFUL WAIL
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OF THE COYOTES
ON A MOONLIT NIGHT.
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BUT I'LL MISS YOU, SLIM.
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♪ OH, BURY ME NOT
ON THE LONE PRAIRIE... ♪
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I HAVE TO DECIDE
WHICH BOARDER GETS
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MY MATCHING SET
OF CROQUET MALLETS.
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I'LL TAKE THEM, GRANDPA.
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OVER MY DEAD BODY, KOKOSHKA.
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING
A SINGLE ONE. NOW BEAT IT!
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WHERE WERE WE, ARNOLD?
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I'M OLD AND FEEBLE
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AND CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT I WAS SAYING.
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SUMMING UP YOUR LIFE...
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OH, YES, THE FAMILY CURSE.
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WELL, SHORT MAN, IT'S BEEN
A LONG, RICH AND HAPPY LIFE.
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BUT NOW IT'S NEARLY TIME
TO JOIN THE CHOIR INVISIBLE.
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YES, I'VE HAD MANY
WONDERFUL EXPERIENCES.
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I'VE WATCHED OUR HOME
TEAM WIN THE PENNANT.
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I'VE SAT THROUGH
DOUBLE FEATURES AT THE KISKA.
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I'VE TASTED THE CORN DOGS
DOWN AT THE RIVER'S DOCK.
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NOW, IN THE TWILIGHT
OF MY FINAL DAYS
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THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
TO DO
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BUT SIT HERE IN MY ROCKER
AND WAIT FOR THE END.
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( sighs )
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( rocker creaking )
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FAMILY CURSE, HUH?
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IT DOESN'T MAKE
SENSE, ARNOLD.
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YOUR GRANDPA'S IN GREAT SHAPE.
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HE BENCH-PRESSED 210 POUNDS.
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PRETTY GOOD FOR AN OLD GUY.
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THIS WHOLE FAMILY CURSE THING
IS CRAZY.
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I DON'T THINK GRANDPA
REALLY BELIEVES IN IT.
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MAYBE, I MEAN
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JUST MAYBE NOW,
HE COULD BE
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DOING THIS TO
GET YOUR ATTENTION.
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MAYBE IF I
GET HIM AWAY
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FROM THE BOARDING HOUSE
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HE'D FORGET ALL ABOUT
THIS CURSE.
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TAKE HIM
TO A BALL GAME.
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ICE SKATING.
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THE MOVIES.
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I THINK THIS JUST MIGHT WORK.
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SEE YOU, GERALD.
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OSKAR, ERNIE
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MR. HYUNH AND ALL MY FRIENDS.
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IT'S FRIDAY.
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MY LAST DAY ON EARTH.
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THE REASON I ASKED YOU
ALL HERE IS, WELL
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I'VE THOUGHT LONG
AND HARD ABOUT IT
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AND I'VE DECIDED
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THAT I'M LEAVING
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU...
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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NOW SCRAM, ALL OF YOU.
VAMOOSE!
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HE DIDN'T LEAVE
ME ANYTHING.
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THIS GUY
IS REALLY CHEAP.
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GRANDPA, HOW ARE
YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M TIRED,
AND MY BONES ACHE
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AND IT'S GETTING
ALL DARK, SHORT MAN.
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EVEN IF YOU BELIEVE
IN THE FAMILY CURSE
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AND THINK YOUR LIFE
IS GOING TO END...
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MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.
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SHOULDN'T YOU SPEND
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YOUR LAST DAY HAVING FUN?
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OOH, BUT ARNOLD, I'M OLD, AND...
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WE COULD DO ALL THE THINGS
YOU LOVE--
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GO TO A BALL GAME,
GO ICE SKATING.
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PLEASE, GRANDPA.
ONE LAST TIME, FOR ME?
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ALL RIGHT, IF IT'LL
MAKE YOU HAPPY.
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WELL, ARNOLD.
I HAVEN'T ENJOYED
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A CORN DOG THIS MUCH
SINCE I WAS A LAD.
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I KNOW.
THESE ARE GREAT.
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HOW ABOUT THAT SUNSET?
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IT'S BEEN THE NICEST AFTERNOON
I'VE HAD IN AGES.
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THANKS A LOT,
SHORT MAN.
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WE COULD DO THIS KIND OF THING
EVERY DAY, FROM NOW ON.
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DON'T YOU THINK, GRANDPA?
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OH, YEAH,
SURE WE COULD.
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OH, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
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I'M CROAKING AT THE
STROKE OF MIDNIGHT!
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KIND OF PUTS A DAMPER
ON YOUR LITTLE PLAN
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DOESN'T IT,
SHORT MAN?
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WE'D BETTER GET BACK
TO THE BOARDING HOUSE
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SO I CAN SAY GOOD-BYE
TO POOKIE.
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( thunder )
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( funereal organ music playing )
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AH, GRAMPS.
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( thunder )
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HE WAS SO GOOD.
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( sniffling )
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WELL, THE END DRAWS
NEAR, SHORT MAN.
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GRANDPA.
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NOW, NOW, ARNOLD.
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WE'VE ALL GOT TO FACE
THE MUSIC SOMETIME.
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UNFORTUNATELY
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I HAVE TO FACE
THIS MUSIC.
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SO, SIT HERE BY ME,
AND KEEP ME COMPANY
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IN MY FINAL
MINUTES OF LIFE.
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DID GRANDPA BUY
THE FARM YET?
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NO, BUT IF HE
KICKS THE BUCKET
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IN TWO MINUTES,
I WIN THE POOL.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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THERE IS NO FAMILY CURSE.
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( clock striking midnight )
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I'M SORRY, ARNOLD.
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BUT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO.
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( wind whistles )
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00:10:02,012 --> 00:10:03,930
( Grandpa groans )
240
00:10:07,058 --> 00:10:09,853
IS THE OLD MAN...?
241
00:10:09,936 --> 00:10:11,855
YES, HE FINISHED.
242
00:10:11,938 --> 00:10:13,189
HOORAY!
I WIN THE POOL.
243
00:10:13,273 --> 00:10:14,190
( laughs )
244
00:10:14,274 --> 00:10:16,234
WELL, THAT'S IT.
245
00:10:16,318 --> 00:10:18,945
I MUST BE IN HEAVEN.
246
00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:22,198
WAIT A MINUTE.
247
00:10:22,282 --> 00:10:24,367
OH, NO!
OSKAR'S HERE.
248
00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:26,202
THIS MUST BE
THE OTHER PLACE.
249
00:10:26,286 --> 00:10:27,162
NO, GRANDPA.
250
00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:27,996
IT'S THE
BOARDING HOUSE.
251
00:10:28,079 --> 00:10:30,290
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
252
00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:32,876
OH, YES. WELL, IT'S
STILL MY TIME TO GO.
253
00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:35,211
JUST LIKE MY
GRANDFATHER BEFORE ME.
254
00:10:35,295 --> 00:10:38,214
BORN IN 1830, DIED IN 1921.
255
00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:39,841
AND HIS FATHER
256
00:10:39,924 --> 00:10:45,430
BORN IN 1800,
DIED IN 1891.
257
00:10:45,513 --> 00:10:50,060
GRANDPA, THAT MEANS THEY
WERE BOTH 91 WHEN THEY DIED.
258
00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:52,062
( muttering, counting )
259
00:10:52,145 --> 00:10:54,481
OH, I'M AN IDIOT!
260
00:10:54,564 --> 00:10:55,648
THAT'S RIGHT.
261
00:10:55,732 --> 00:11:00,111
THE FAMILY CURSE
IS 91, NOT 81.
262
00:11:00,195 --> 00:11:03,406
THAT MEANS I HAVE
TEN MORE YEARS
BEFORE I'M WORM CHOW.
263
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:06,701
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!
264
00:11:06,785 --> 00:11:08,662
AT LEAST NOT NOW.
265
00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:10,080
( playing Sousa march )
266
00:11:10,163 --> 00:11:13,041
♪ THREE CHEERS
FOR THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE ♪
267
00:11:13,124 --> 00:11:14,250
WHOO!
♪ DA-DA DUM, DA-DA DEE ♪
268
00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:16,544
♪ DA-DA DEE, DEE... ♪
269
00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:18,088
OH-HA!
♪ DEE DEE DEE... ♪
270
00:11:18,171 --> 00:11:19,255
OH, GREAT.
271
00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:21,758
NOW I LOSE THE POOL.
272
00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:22,926
YOU SEE, YOU SEE?
273
00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:24,719
I ALL DRESS UP,
AND NOTHING!
274
00:11:26,346 --> 00:11:28,848
THIS CALLS FOR A
CELEBRATION, SHORT MAN.
275
00:11:28,932 --> 00:11:29,766
LET'S GO OUT
FOR ICE CREAM.
276
00:11:29,849 --> 00:11:33,061
I'M NOT SURE THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA, GRANDPA.
277
00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:34,437
YOU'RE 81 YEARS OLD.
278
00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:36,189
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
279
00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:38,858
YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR,
I'M QUITE A SPECIMEN.
280
00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:39,484
I'M STRONG AS AN OX.
281
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,986
NOW LET'S GO GET ICE CREAM.
282
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:45,407
SAY, I WONDER IF WE CAN GET
A CORN DOG AT THIS HOUR?
283
00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:46,825
LET'S TAKE IN A COUPLE
OF MOVIES...
284
00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:56,292
( bell rings )
285
00:11:59,212 --> 00:12:00,255
HELGA, AREN'T YOU GOING
286
00:12:00,338 --> 00:12:02,966
TO MAKE
A MOTHER'S DAY CARD?
287
00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:04,134
I ALREADY MADE IT.
288
00:12:05,218 --> 00:12:06,970
IT'S RATHER PLAIN, ISN'T IT?
289
00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:09,347
IN CASE
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, PHOEBE
290
00:12:09,431 --> 00:12:12,809
MIRIAM ISN'T EXACTLY
WORLD'S GREATEST MOM MATERIAL.
291
00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:14,394
WELL, I UNDERSTAND,
BUT...
292
00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:17,647
WHAT KIND OF MOTHER PACKS LUNCH
WITH PLASTIC SILVERWARE
293
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,482
TOWELETTES, AND NO SANDWICH?
294
00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:23,153
OR TAKES IMPROMPTU NAPS BEHIND
THE SOFA WHILE I'M STARVING?
295
00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:26,990
OR CONSTANTLY FORGETS TO PICK ME
UP FROM SOCCER PRACTICE?!
296
00:12:27,073 --> 00:12:28,658
WELL, NO ONE'S
PERFECT.
297
00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:30,577
YEAH, ESPECIALLY MIRIAM.
298
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,705
SURE, I'D LIKE
TO HAVE A MOM THAT
DID GREAT THINGS
299
00:12:33,788 --> 00:12:35,999
OR EVEN JUST DID THE THINGS
SHE SAID SHE WOULD.
300
00:12:36,082 --> 00:12:39,878
I'D LOVE TO HAVE A MOM
THAT WASN'T ALWAYS MESSING UP
301
00:12:39,961 --> 00:12:41,004
AND MAKING MISTAKES...
BUT I DON'T.
302
00:12:41,087 --> 00:12:43,006
I'VE GOT MIRIAM.
303
00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:44,757
SO I GUESS
YOU'RE NOT DOING
304
00:12:44,841 --> 00:12:45,842
ANYTHING SPECIAL
THIS WEEKEND?
305
00:12:45,925 --> 00:12:49,637
WELL, NOT LIKE
IT'S ANY BUSINESS
OF YOURS, ARNOLDO
306
00:12:49,721 --> 00:12:51,347
BUT ME, MOM AND DAD
ARE SUPPOSED TO VISIT
307
00:12:51,431 --> 00:12:54,017
MY GRANDMA
IN SOUTH DAKOTA.
308
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:54,851
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
309
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,352
I'D RATHER HAVE ROOT CANAL.
310
00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:57,395
YOU SHOULD GIVE
YOUR MOM A CHANCE.
311
00:12:57,479 --> 00:13:00,815
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH
IN PEOPLE.
312
00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:02,358
( telephone rings )
313
00:13:02,442 --> 00:13:03,610
BIG BOB HERE.
314
00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:04,736
UH-HUH. YEAH.
315
00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:06,446
OH, HECK, YEAH, I CAN MAKE IT.
316
00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:08,948
WAKE UP. GOT A
LITTLE CHANGE OF PLANS.
317
00:13:09,032 --> 00:13:11,075
THERE'S A BIG CLIENT
DOWN IN DALLAS
318
00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:13,453
WANTS TO BUY
A WHOLE MESS OF BEEPERS.
319
00:13:13,536 --> 00:13:13,536
BUT, THEN...
320
00:13:13,536 --> 00:13:14,704
I'M ON MY WAY
TO THE AIRPORT.
321
00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:14,704
BUT, THEN...
322
00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:15,788
I'M ON MY WAY
TO THE AIRPORT.
323
00:13:15,872 --> 00:13:17,123
THAT'S RIGHT, MIRIAM.
324
00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:19,292
JUST YOU AND HELGA
DRIVING TO SOUTH DAKOTA.
325
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:20,585
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
326
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,170
IT'S OKAY, HELGA,
IT'LL BE FUN.
327
00:13:22,253 --> 00:13:24,130
WE NEVER GET
328
00:13:24,214 --> 00:13:25,882
TO SPEND
TIME TOGETHER.
329
00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:26,382
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
330
00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:29,177
( horn honking )
331
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,845
YOU ARE JOKING,
RIGHT, DAD?
332
00:13:30,929 --> 00:13:32,931
MIRIAM AND ME ALONE
ON THE ROAD?
333
00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:34,641
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.
334
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:35,558
PLEASE.
335
00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:36,893
( tires squealing )
336
00:13:38,895 --> 00:13:41,147
HOW ARE THINGS GOING
AT SCHOOL, HELGA?
337
00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:41,898
GOOD.
338
00:13:41,981 --> 00:13:42,899
GOOD.
339
00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:44,692
HOW ARE THINGS...
340
00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:46,402
AROUND THE HOUSE?
341
00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:48,446
OH, TERRIFIC.
342
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:49,614
YEAH.
343
00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,241
HOW'S YOUR LITTLE FRIEND
344
00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:51,324
██
345
00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:52,408
UM, UH... PHOEBE?
346
00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:54,410
SHE'S STILL YOUR BEST FRIEND?
347
00:13:54,494 --> 00:13:56,287
YUP, STILL MY BEST FRIEND.
348
00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:58,998
WELL, NOW THAT
WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP
349
00:13:59,082 --> 00:14:00,792
MIND IF I TURN ON
THE RADIO?
350
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:01,626
OKAY, SURE, YEAH.
351
00:14:02,835 --> 00:14:08,550
( staticky heavy metal music
playing... )
352
00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:11,678
( shouting above music ):
DO YOU MIND
353
00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:14,305
IF WE LISTEN TO
SOME OTHER MUSIC?
354
00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:15,932
( yells ):
WHAT?
355
00:14:16,015 --> 00:14:18,476
I SAY, DO YOU MIND
356
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,353
IF WE LISTEN
TO SOME OTHER...
357
00:14:20,436 --> 00:14:20,937
( turns down volume )
358
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,355
( normally ):
MUSIC?
359
00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:24,482
( sighs ) FINE.
360
00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:25,775
( jumble of stations )
361
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:30,530
OH, I HAVEN'T HEARD
THIS SONG IN YEARS.
362
00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:33,324
A STROLL DOWN
MEMORY LANE, HUH?
363
00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:35,910
YES. OH, IT SURE IS.
364
00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:38,288
♪ OH, TOMORROW'S ALWAYS
JUST A DAY AWAY... ♪
365
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,582
AND THEN WHEN I WAS 15
366
00:14:40,665 --> 00:14:43,626
OH, IT WAS
THE SUMMER OF LOVE.
367
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,670
MOM, I'M REALLY
HUNGRY.
368
00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:48,089
OH, LOOK! THE WHEELER INN
369
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,675
AND A HERB'S
BIG GUY RESTAURANT
370
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,719
WITH A KARAOKE LOUNGE!
371
00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:53,886
( gasps )
372
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:56,973
KARAOKE, UH, NO, NO,
MOM, PLEASE, NO.
373
00:14:57,056 --> 00:14:57,056
I REALLY
DON'T THINK...
374
00:14:57,056 --> 00:14:59,934
( horn blaring )
375
00:15:01,144 --> 00:15:02,437
( screeches to halt )
376
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,772
♪ WE GOT TOMORROW ♪
377
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:07,191
♪ WHO NEEDS YESTERDAY? ♪
378
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:11,070
♪ 'CAUSE, OH, TOMORROW'S
ALWAYS JUST A DAY AWAY... ♪
379
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,322
YES, YES!
380
00:15:12,405 --> 00:15:13,823
HI, HELGA, HI, HONEY!
381
00:15:13,906 --> 00:15:16,701
PLEASE, JUST TAKE ME NOW.
382
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:18,620
♪ ALWAYS JUST A DAY AWAY! ♪
383
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:21,456
( crickets chirping )
384
00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:23,499
( mumbling ):
♪ TOMORROW'S JUST... ♪
385
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,752
( snoring... )
386
00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:33,134
( birds singing )
387
00:15:33,217 --> 00:15:34,886
( door bursting open )
388
00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:35,678
( crash )
389
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:38,181
OH, I SLEPT SO GOOD.
390
00:15:38,264 --> 00:15:39,390
I FEEL SO RESTED.
391
00:15:39,474 --> 00:15:41,434
DON'T YOU, HELGA?
392
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:43,186
HERE, HOLD THIS.
393
00:15:44,479 --> 00:15:45,480
MIRIAM!
394
00:15:45,563 --> 00:15:46,606
OH, I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.
395
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,274
HERE, THAT'LL COME OUT.
396
00:15:48,358 --> 00:15:49,525
MOM, QUIT IT.
397
00:15:49,609 --> 00:15:51,527
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
398
00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:54,113
DON'T WORRY, HELGA.
399
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:55,531
IT'S A BRAND-NEW
400
00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:56,991
BRIGHT SUNNY DAY.
401
00:15:57,075 --> 00:15:58,701
IT'S GOING
TO BE FINE.
402
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:00,453
( moaning )
403
00:16:00,536 --> 00:16:02,789
YOU HAVE TO THINK
POSITIVE, HONEY.
404
00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:02,872
( horn blaring )
405
00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:04,624
( tires squealing )
406
00:16:09,462 --> 00:16:11,631
OH, HELGA, HOW ABOUT
PLAYING A GAME?
407
00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:14,342
( sullenly ):
WHAT KIND OF A GAME?
408
00:16:14,425 --> 00:16:16,636
OH, I KNOW!
THE LICENSE PLATE GAME.
409
00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:18,513
OR, OR YOU PICK A COLOR
410
00:16:18,596 --> 00:16:20,598
LIKE BLUE,
AND I PICK RED
411
00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:24,060
AND THEN WE SEE HOW MANY CARS
WITH THOSE COLORS DRIVE BY?
412
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:28,064
OH... YOU USED TO LOVE THAT GAME
WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL.
413
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:28,731
THIS JUST IN, MOM.
414
00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:32,235
I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE.
415
00:16:32,318 --> 00:16:34,320
YOU'RE STILL
MY LITTLE GIRL, HELGA.
416
00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,531
OH, CRIMINY.
417
00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:37,907
SO...
418
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:41,536
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY
ONE OF THOSE GAMES?
419
00:16:41,619 --> 00:16:44,038
NO, MOM, I REALLY DON'T.
420
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:50,837
Miriam:
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT ROAD
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE NEXT?
421
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,797
HOW ON EARTH
SHOULD I KNOW?
422
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,632
YOU'RE THE ADULT
IN THIS CAR.
423
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:56,259
I WROTE THE
DIRECTIONS ON
424
00:16:56,342 --> 00:16:58,094
THE BACK OF THAT
ENVELOPE THERE.
425
00:16:58,177 --> 00:16:58,469
( tires squealing )
426
00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,263
WATCH THE ROAD!
427
00:17:00,346 --> 00:17:00,555
OH!
428
00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:02,974
OH! OOPSY!
429
00:17:04,392 --> 00:17:06,644
GREAT, MOM. YOU
LOST THE DIRECTIONS.
430
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:08,312
OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY
431
00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:09,313
'CAUSE I HAVE A MAP.
432
00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:11,441
MOM, THIS IS A MAP
433
00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:12,400
OF WANKYLAND.
434
00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:15,737
GREAT. WE'RE TOTALLY LOST
ON THE ROAD TO NOWHERE
435
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,530
WITH A MAP OF WANKYLAND.
436
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,365
HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME, HELGA.
437
00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:20,616
( horn blaring )
438
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,076
TRUCK!
439
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:26,956
( screaming... )
440
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,583
( tires squealing )
441
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,042
( crash )
442
00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:35,256
( moos )
443
00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:35,965
( screams )
444
00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:39,469
LOOK, HELGA, A COW!
445
00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:43,097
WELL, NOW THAT'S FUNNY.
446
00:17:43,181 --> 00:17:44,891
I REMEMBER TAKING IT WITH ME
447
00:17:44,974 --> 00:17:46,058
WHEN WE LEFT THE WHEELER INN.
448
00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:50,104
MOM, PLEASE TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T LEAVE YOUR PURSE
449
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:51,647
ON TOP OF THE CAR AGAIN.
450
00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:52,815
OH, DEAR, HELGA, I THINK THAT
451
00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:56,486
THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED.
452
00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:58,988
Man:
MM-HMM... SO
453
00:17:59,071 --> 00:18:01,032
YOU DOESN'T HAVE
ANY MONEY, HMM?
454
00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:02,784
I'VE GOT $5.37.
455
00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:07,163
WELP, THIS HERE
FIX-IT JOB IS GOING
456
00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:10,374
TO SET YOU BACK $497.98,
MM-HMM.
457
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,502
YOU COULD DETERMINE THAT
JUST FROM...
458
00:18:12,585 --> 00:18:13,127
MM-HMM.
459
00:18:13,211 --> 00:18:15,254
HELGA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
460
00:18:15,338 --> 00:18:16,464
DON'T WORRY, HELGA
461
00:18:16,547 --> 00:18:18,382
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE FINE.
462
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,010
WELL, YOU'VE DONE
GREAT SO FAR, MIRIAM.
463
00:18:21,093 --> 00:18:21,844
YOU LOST THE MAP
464
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,054
RAN US OFF THE ROAD
465
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:24,806
LEFT YOUR PURSE
ON TOP OF THE CAR AGAIN
466
00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:27,558
AND WE'RE STUCK IN
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
467
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:29,560
I'M NINE YEARS OLD.
468
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:30,353
YOU'RE THE PARENT.
469
00:18:30,436 --> 00:18:31,854
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
TAKE CARE OF ME
470
00:18:31,938 --> 00:18:35,066
BUT YOU COULDN'T
EVEN DO THAT.
471
00:18:35,149 --> 00:18:37,527
FACE IT, MIRIAM,
YOU'RE A LOUSY MOM.
472
00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:41,489
LOOK, I'M STARVING.
473
00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:43,533
I'M GOING TO GET
A CHEESEBURGER.
474
00:18:43,616 --> 00:18:45,368
( bell on door rings )
475
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:51,833
"MECHANICAL BULL RIDING CONTEST
SATURDAY NIGHT."
476
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,543
( gasps )
477
00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,753
A CHEESEBURGER,
LARGE FRIES
AND A SHAKE.
478
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:56,754
HELGA, LOOK.
479
00:18:56,838 --> 00:19:00,675
YOU? A MECHANICAL
BULL CONTEST?
480
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:03,970
IT'S ONLY FIVE DOLLARS TO ENTER,
AND IF I WIN
481
00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:05,972
WE'LL GET ENOUGH MONEY
TO FIX THE CAR.
482
00:19:06,055 --> 00:19:07,723
I'M GETTING
A CHEESEBURGER.
483
00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:11,185
HELGA, I NEED
YOUR FIVE DOLLARS
FOR THE ENTRANCE FEE.
484
00:19:11,269 --> 00:19:12,395
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH.
485
00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:13,396
I, I COULD WIN.
486
00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:14,814
FINE, MIRIAM.
487
00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:17,108
YOU WANT TO BLOW
OUR LAST FIVE BUCKS SO
488
00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:19,652
YOU CAN ENTER
A MECHANICAL BULL CONTEST?
489
00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:22,113
GO AHEAD. YOU'VE MESSED
EVERYTHING ELSE UP.
490
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,574
MIGHT AS WELL
MAKE IT A PERFECT TRIP.
491
00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:27,243
SIGN ME UP, PLEASE.
492
00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:29,370
( whistling and applause )
493
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:37,962
CRIMINY. MOM'S GOING
TO RIDE THAT THING?
494
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,630
SHE'LL KILL HERSELF.
495
00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:41,507
YOU THINK YOU'RE
GOING TO WIN
496
00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:43,384
THAT 500 BUCKS,
LITTLE LADY?
497
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:44,635
WELL, I'M
GOING TO TRY.
498
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:50,057
I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW I'VE WON
THAT CONTEST FIVE YEARS RUNNING.
499
00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:50,725
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO THAT?
500
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:50,808
WHOA!
501
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:53,644
( laughter )
502
00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:55,813
NOW LET'S GET
THIS CONTEST ROLLING.
503
00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:57,356
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.
504
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,399
I KEEP THE TIME.
505
00:19:58,482 --> 00:19:59,275
WHOEVER LASTS THE LONGEST
506
00:19:59,358 --> 00:20:02,570
WITHOUT GETTING THROWED
WINS THE CASH.
507
00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:03,946
BILL, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
508
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,406
( cheers and whistles )
509
00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:08,743
( loud clanking )
510
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:11,621
( hooting and cheering )
511
00:20:11,704 --> 00:20:12,997
( crash )
512
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:13,956
THREE SECONDS.
513
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,876
( cheering and whistling )
514
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:17,585
( thud )
515
00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:19,670
( laughter )
516
00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:26,344
ALL RIGHT, SLIM
517
00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:27,303
YOU'RE UP.
518
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,679
( laughs heartily )
519
00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:33,559
LET HER GO.
520
00:20:34,393 --> 00:20:36,646
( clanking )
521
00:20:36,729 --> 00:20:38,272
( cheering throughout... )
522
00:20:43,736 --> 00:20:46,864
FOUR MINUTES
AND 15 SECONDS.
523
00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:49,700
THAT'S THE BEST TIME SO FAR.
524
00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:51,077
ALL RIGHT, MIRIAM
525
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:51,994
YOU'RE UP.
526
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:54,789
( jeering laughter )
527
00:20:54,872 --> 00:20:57,875
I CAN'T EVEN WATCH THIS.
528
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,210
Woman:
NO!
529
00:21:00,753 --> 00:21:04,215
YEE-HAW. YEE-HAW!
530
00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:16,102
( chortling )
531
00:21:21,774 --> 00:21:24,068
( clanking )
532
00:21:24,902 --> 00:21:29,532
( laughter continues )
533
00:21:29,615 --> 00:21:31,283
( din audible outside )
534
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,368
Woman:
COME ON!
535
00:21:32,451 --> 00:21:35,579
I RECKON SHE'S NOT
TOO BAD, MM-HMM.
536
00:21:35,663 --> 00:21:37,456
STILL ON, ANYWAY.
537
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:38,833
( ruckus continues )
538
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:55,016
( Miriam screaming )
539
00:21:55,099 --> 00:21:56,434
MOM!
540
00:21:58,144 --> 00:21:58,728
MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?!
541
00:21:58,811 --> 00:22:01,230
THAT'S INVIGORATING.
542
00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:04,150
THE NEW
BULL RIDING CHAMPEEN
543
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:06,986
AND WINNER OF 500 SMACKERS
544
00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:09,947
COWGIRL MIRIAM!
545
00:22:10,031 --> 00:22:13,534
( cheering, whooping,
merry laughter )
546
00:22:13,617 --> 00:22:16,245
Helga:
BUT MOM, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
547
00:22:16,328 --> 00:22:18,205
I STILL CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU WON.
548
00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:21,125
WELL, HELGA, I WAS
STATE BULL RIDING
CHAMPION
549
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,376
WHEN I WAS A GIRL.
550
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:24,295
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
551
00:22:24,378 --> 00:22:27,214
THERE'S A LOT I NEVER
TOLD YOU ABOUT MYSELF.
552
00:22:27,298 --> 00:22:30,051
WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO
WHEN YOU WERE A GIRL?
553
00:22:30,134 --> 00:22:32,511
THERE'S SO MUCH
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
554
00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:33,804
( clears throat )
555
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:34,764
WELL, I GUESS
IT ALL STARTED
556
00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:35,931
WHEN I WAS NINE.
557
00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:38,434
I WANTED TO RIDE HORSES
558
00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:41,270
AND MY FATHER DIDN'T
THINK I COULD DO IT.
559
00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:44,231
HE SAID I'D GET HURT,
AND I SAID, "DADDY..."
560
00:22:44,315 --> 00:22:45,441
( screams ):
TRUCK!
561
00:22:45,524 --> 00:22:47,109
OH, DON'T WORRY,
I SEE IT.
562
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,611
OH, MOM.
563
00:22:48,694 --> 00:22:51,989
[Captioning sponsored by THE
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564
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:54,533
and NICKELODEON
565
00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:58,579
Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
566
00:22:58,662 --> 00:22:59,205
♪ ...WE'LL COUNT THE MILES ♪
567
00:22:59,288 --> 00:23:01,123
♪ WE'LL COUNT THE MILES ♪
568
00:23:01,207 --> 00:23:02,500
♪ IT TAKES AWHILE ♪
569
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:03,876
♪ IT TAKES AWHILE ♪
570
00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:08,130
♪ AND WE'LL SHARE THE SMILES
ALONG THE WAY ♪
571
00:23:08,214 --> 00:23:10,299
♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT TOMORROW ♪
572
00:23:10,382 --> 00:23:11,634
♪ WE GOT IT ♪
573
00:23:11,717 --> 00:23:13,052
♪ WHO NEEDS YESTERDAY? ♪
574
00:23:13,135 --> 00:23:15,304
Miriam:
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY! ♪
COME ON, HELGA!
575
00:23:15,388 --> 00:23:19,266
♪ 'CAUSE, OH, TOMORROW'S
ALWAYS JUST A DAY AWAY ♪
576
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:20,643
Miriam: YEAH!
577
00:23:20,726 --> 00:23:24,313
♪ OH, TOMORROW'S
ALWAYS JUST A DAY AWAY... ♪
578
00:23:24,396 --> 00:23:24,688
AND BIG FINISH!
579
00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:29,610
♪ AWAY! ♪
580
00:23:29,693 --> 00:23:29,693
( horn blaring )
581
00:23:29,693 --> 00:23:31,487
Helga:
TRUCK!
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