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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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OKAY, FINAL ROUND.
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TEAMS, WHAT UNITED STATES
PRESIDENT WAS IN OFFICE
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FOR THE SHORTEST TIME?
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WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON.
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CORRECT!
WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF ICELAND?
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( buzzes )
REYKJAVIK.
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CORRECT! AND THE LAST QUESTION
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IN THE ACADEMIC BOWL IS:
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WHAT IS THE SECOND FASTEST
ANIMAL IN THE WORLD?
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IT'S THE... PRONGHORN ANTELOPE?
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CORRECT AGAIN!
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PHOEBE AND HELGA ARE THE WINNERS
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IN TEAM COMPETITION.
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TOMORROW IS INDIVIDUAL
COMPETITION.
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IT'S EVERYONE
FOR HIS OR HER SPECIAL SELF.
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THE COMPETITION
WILL DETERMINE
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WHICH STUDENT WILL
REPRESENT P.S. 118
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IN THE ALL-CITY
TOURNAMENT!
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( cheering )
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MAN, PHOEBE
WAS INCREDIBLE.
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I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
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COULD BEAT HER IN
THE CONTEST TOMORROW.
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WE SHOWED THEM WHO'S
BOSS, EH, PHOEBE?
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WE'LL BE COMPETING
AGAINST EACH OTHER TOMORROW.
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WE WILL.
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MAY THE BEST GIRL WIN.
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RIGHT, RIGHT. WELL, UH,
I'LL SEE YOU, PHOEBE.
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THE ALL-CITY ACADEMIC
COMPETITION:
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ONE COMPETITION
YOUR SISTER OLGA COULDN'T WIN.
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STILL GOT BLANK SPACE
ON THE SHELF
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TO PUT THE TROPHY--
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THE CROWN JEWEL
IN THE PATAKI TROPHY KINGDOM.
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SHE COULDN'T GET
THAT LAST QUESTION:
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WHAT IS THE STATE BIRD OF MAINE?
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SOME PIMPLE-FACED LITTLE GEEK
BUZZED IN WITH THE RIGHT ANSWER
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CHICKADEE-- CHICKA-BLEEPIN-DEE.
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OH, WELL,
GOOD LUCK TOMORROW, HELGA.
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DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU BLOW IT.
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SURE WOULD BE NICE
TO WIN THAT TROPHY, THOUGH.
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IF ONLY I COULD BRING HOME
THAT TROPHY
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THEN FOR ONCE
I'D BE THE GOLDEN GIRL.
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THINK, HELGA, THINK!
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THE HONEST THING TO DO
WOULD BE TO STUDY HARD
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ACQUIRE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT
OF KNOWLEDGE
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IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME
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AND BEAT PHOEBE TOMORROW
FAIR AND SQUARE.
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ON THE OTHER HAND, I COULD...
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PHOEBE, YOU'VE
GOT TO LET ME
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WIN THAT CONTEST TONIGHT.
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I WANT YOU TO LAY DOWN
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TAKE THE FALL.
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( gasps )
LOSE ON PURPOSE?
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BUT, HELGA, WHY?
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OLGA LOST IN
THE ALL-CITY
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THE ONLY CONTEST
SHE EVER LOST.
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IF I WON, I'D HAVE
ONE UP ON HER FOREVER.
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I NEED THAT TROPHY,
PHOEBE, I NEED TO WIN.
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AS MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD
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YOU HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND THAT.
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I GUESS SO, IF IT MEANS
THAT MUCH TO YOU.
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THERE'LL BE A LOT OF
COMPETITIONS IN LIFE
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AND YOU'LL WIN--
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EXCEPT THIS ONE.
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JUST THINK OF IT THIS WAY.
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IT'S NOT YOUR NIGHT.
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( applause )
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WHAT PLANET IS
CLOSEST TO THE SUN?
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( buzzes )
MERCURY.
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MOST FAMOUS VIOLIN MAKER?
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STRADIVARI.
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WHAT BOXER BOASTED
HE COULD "FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY
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AND STING LIKE A BEE"?
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MUHAMMAD ALI.
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WHAT 19th-CENTURY ARTIST
CUT OFF HIS OWN EAR?
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VINCENT VAN GOGH.
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WE HAVE NOW COME
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TO THE FINAL QUESTION.
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WHOEVER ANSWERS THIS QUESTION
WILL REPRESENT P.S. 118
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AT THE ALL-CITY TOURNAMENT.
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WHAT WAS THE PRIVILEGED WARRIOR
CLASS IN ANCIENT JAPAN?
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( buzzes )
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PHOEBE?
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( groans )
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THE SUMO WRESTLERS?
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NO, I'M SORRY,
THAT'S INCORRECT.
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HELGA, YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE.
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IF YOU'RE CORRECT,
YOU WIN.
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( whispers ):
THE SAMURAI.
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THE SAMURAI.
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CORRECT!
( bells ringing )
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HELGA PATAKI,
YOU ARE THE WINNER.
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( cheering )
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CONGRATULATIONS, HELGA!
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PHOEBE, YOU DID
A WONDERFUL JOB AS WELL.
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REMEMBER, YOU'RE
THE ALTERNATE FROM P.S. 118
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IF FOR ANY REASON HELGA CAN'T
COMPETE IN THE ACADEMIC BOWL.
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THANK YOU,
THANK YOU ALL.
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NOW I MEMORIZE THE BOOK
OF CONTEST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
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SO I WIN THE CONTEST
NEXT WEEK.
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THIS'LL BE A SNAP.
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IF YOU NEED HELP,
HOLLER, WAKE YOUR MOTHER.
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YEAH, LIKE I REALLY NEED
ANYONE'S HELP.
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PHOEBE,
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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TUTOR ME, TRAIN ME,
CRAM FACTS INTO MY HEAD
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SO I CAN WIN THE CONTEST.
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AND WE HAVE TO START NOW!
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NOW? BUT I PLANNED
TO MEET MY MOTHER...
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OH, YOU CAN DO
THAT ANYTIME.
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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
I NEED YOU.
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NOW, COME ON!
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WHAT RIVER CUTS THROUGH
THE GRAND CANYON?
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THE MISSISSIPPI?
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WRONG.
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THE RIO GRANDE?
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WRONG.
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WORLD'S HIGHEST
MOUNTAIN?
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THE ANDES?
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NO, MOUNT EVEREST.
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THE FIRST PERSON
TO CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST?
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JACQUES COUSTEAU?
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NO.
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WHAT KIND OF CHEESE
IS HOLLAND FAMOUS FOR?
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UH, GLOCKENSPIEL?
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Phoebe ( wearily ):
WHICH U.S. PRESIDENT
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FIRST VISITED
THE PACIFIC OCEAN?
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JEFFERSON?
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WRONG.
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JACKSON?
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WRONG.
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( snoring... )
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( mumbling )
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THE MISSISSIPPI!
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
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I AM A LITTLE TIRED.
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I'VE BEEN COACHING HELGA
DAY AND NIGHT
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FOR THE ALL-CITY CONTEST.
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I WAS SURPRISED
YOU DIDN'T WIN.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D GET
THAT FINAL ANSWER.
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YEAH, UH, I GUESS
IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND.
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HEY, HELGA.
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I WAS TALKING
TO PHOEBE.
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SHE'S FALLING ASLEEP
OVER HER LUNCH.
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IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
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SHE CAN SLEEP
WHERE SHE WANTS!
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DON'T YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD GIVE HER A BREAK?
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SHE'S FINE--
I GOT IMPORTANT THINGS
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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I HAVE A CONTEST TO WIN.
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PHOEBE'S YOUR
BEST FRIEND.
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THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S BEST FOR HER.
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HEY, WHO ASKED YOU?
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GO PEDDLE YOUR
DO-GOODY
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MR. SENSITIVE ADVICE
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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( sighing ):
OKAY, HELGA.
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( snoring )
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Phoebe:
WHAT RIVER CUTS THROUGH
THE GRAND CANYON?
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EASY. THE COLORADO.
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CORRECT. THE CAPITAL
OF MALAYSIA?
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KUALA LUMPUR.
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CORRECT AGAIN.
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I'M FINALLY GETTING THIS.
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YES, YOU'RE DOING MUCH BETTER.
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LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT,
GET SOME SHUTEYE.
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I WOULDN'T WANT TO NOD OFF
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WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE I'VE WON.
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YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T
WANT TO NOD OFF.
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WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT THE CONTEST
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AND I WAS HAVING SOME, UH,
SECOND THOUGHTS.
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SECOND THOUGHTS?
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DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
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SEE YOU BRIGHT
AND EARLY.
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RIGHT. BRIGHT AND EARLY.
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BOY, AM I GOING
TO SLEEP GOOD TONIGHT.
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( moaning )
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( wind whistling )
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WHAT IS THE CAPITAL
OF MONTANA?
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UH...
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UH, HELENA.
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HOW MANY PINTS IN A GALLON?
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EIGHT.
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HOW MANY PINTS IN A GALLON?
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EIGHT.
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WHO INVENTED DENTAL FLOSS?
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UH, WAIT A MINUTE,
I, I KNOW THIS ONE.
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IT'S RIGHT
ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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ARNOLD?
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ANSWER--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I'M THE CONTEST WINNER,
THE FINALIST.
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ARE YOU?
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OF COURSE I AM. WHO ELSE?
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WHAT ABOUT PHOEBE?
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SHOULDN'T PHOEBE
BE THE FINALIST?
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IT WAS PHOEBE'S NIGHT
TO SHINE, NOT YOURS.
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PHOEBE SHOULD BE THE FINALIST
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SHOULDN'T SHE, HELGA?
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( echoing ):
SHOULDN'T SHE? SHOULDN'T SHE?
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( cries out )
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MAN, WHAT A CRAZY DREAM.
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IT WAS LIKE ARNOLD
WAS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING
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OR MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY
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LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG
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AND I NEED TO REALIZE IT
AND DO THE RIGHT THING.
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GOOD THING IT WAS ONLY
A CRAZY DREAM.
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I GOT TO SLEEP--
I GOT A CONTEST TO WIN.
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( siren wailing in distance )
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( honking horn )
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Bob:
NEXT STOP, THE ALL-CITY
ACADEMIC BOWL!
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Arnold:
PHOEBE SHOULD BE THE FINALIST
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SHOULDN'T SHE, HELGA?
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I GUESS I COULD QUIZ YOU
SOME MORE
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BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S...
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WHAT ABOUT PHOEBE?
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YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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SHOULDN'T PHOEBE
BE THE FINALIST?
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I THINK YOU STAND
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A CONSIDERABLE CHANCE
OF WINNING.
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I DRILLED YOU ON BOOK OF CONTEST
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS TWICE.
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IT WAS PHOEBE'S NIGHT TO SHINE,
NOT YOURS.
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LET'S SEE, HMM.
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I SHOULD'VE COVERED
GEOGRAPHY MORE EXTENSIVELY.
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I'M SORRY, HELGA.
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PHOEBE SHOULD BE
THE FINALIST...
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IT'S MY FAULT.
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OH, COME OFF IT, PHOEBE!
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STOP IT, JUST STOP IT!
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STOP WHAT?
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HOW COULD YOU
LET ME DO THIS?
244
00:09:47,455 --> 00:09:50,917
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN
IN THE FINALS, NOT ME.
245
00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:51,668
I MADE YOU TAKE A FALL
246
00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:54,796
BECAUSE I SAID
IT WASN'T YOUR NIGHT--
247
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:56,423
NOT YOUR NIGHT.
248
00:09:56,506 --> 00:09:58,258
PHOEBE, IT WAS
YOUR NIGHT.
249
00:09:58,341 --> 00:10:00,969
YOU WOULD'VE WON THAT
CONTEST, HANDS DOWN.
250
00:10:01,052 --> 00:10:04,681
YOU WOULD'VE WON AND YOU
WOULD'VE BEEN A CONTENDER
251
00:10:04,764 --> 00:10:06,558
INSTEAD OF AN ALTERNATE.
WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE.
252
00:10:06,641 --> 00:10:09,019
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
253
00:10:09,102 --> 00:10:10,937
I SHOULD'VE
STOOD UP FOR YOU.
254
00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:13,023
INSTEAD, I MADE YOU
TAKE A DIVE
255
00:10:13,106 --> 00:10:15,483
SO I COULD LOOK GOOD
AND BE THE BEST.
256
00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:16,443
BUT I WASN'T.
257
00:10:16,526 --> 00:10:17,819
IT WAS YOU, PHOEBE.
258
00:10:17,902 --> 00:10:18,320
YOU WERE THE BEST.
259
00:10:18,403 --> 00:10:20,614
YOU'RE STILL THE BEST.
260
00:10:20,697 --> 00:10:21,614
AND TONIGHT...
261
00:10:21,698 --> 00:10:23,116
YOU'RE GOING TO COMPETE.
262
00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:24,159
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN.
263
00:10:24,242 --> 00:10:27,954
AND NOBODY, ESPECIALLY ME,
IS GOING TO STOP YOU.
264
00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:28,663
( crowd murmuring )
265
00:10:28,747 --> 00:10:32,542
I'M SICK, MR. SIMMONS,
REAL SICK.
266
00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,960
I WANT TO BARF.
267
00:10:34,044 --> 00:10:37,547
MY ALTERNATE, PHOEBE,
WILL HAVE TO TAKE MY PLACE.
268
00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:41,509
PHOEBE, ARE YOU PREPARED
TO STEP IN AT THIS SHORT NOTICE?
269
00:10:41,593 --> 00:10:44,596
( applause )
270
00:10:45,597 --> 00:10:48,183
AND CONTESTANTS,
OUR FIRST QUESTION IS...
271
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:51,478
( no audio... )
272
00:11:00,653 --> 00:11:02,405
THIS FINAL BONUS QUESTION
WILL DETERMINE
273
00:11:02,489 --> 00:11:05,492
THIS YEAR'S ALL-CITY CHAMPION.
274
00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:08,745
WHAT IS THE STATE BIRD OF MAINE?
275
00:11:08,828 --> 00:11:10,163
( buzzes )
276
00:11:10,246 --> 00:11:12,582
( thinking ):
THE CHICKADEE, PHOEBE.
277
00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:13,792
THE CHICKADEE!
278
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:17,712
THE CHICKADEE!
279
00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:21,174
PHOEBE HEYERDAHL
280
00:11:21,257 --> 00:11:23,551
YOU ARE
THE ALL-CITY CHAMPION.
281
00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:25,553
YAY, PHOEBE!
282
00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:28,431
YAY!
283
00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:30,642
I GUESS YOU'RE
FEELING BETTER.
284
00:11:30,725 --> 00:11:32,352
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU DID.
285
00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:33,937
IT WAS THE RIGHT THING.
286
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,940
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
287
00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:38,650
SHEESH.
288
00:11:40,693 --> 00:11:41,903
YAY!
289
00:11:41,986 --> 00:11:43,238
( whistles )
290
00:11:43,321 --> 00:11:45,532
( cheering and applause
continue )
291
00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:03,633
♪ THREE CHEERS
FOR THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE... ♪
292
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:07,303
WHOA! WHO GOES THERE?
IT'S YOU, SHORT MAN.
293
00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:09,055
HI, GRANDPA.
294
00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:11,015
UH, YOU'RE
IN UNIFORM.
295
00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:12,267
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
296
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,309
DON'T YOU
READ THE PAPERS?
297
00:12:13,393 --> 00:12:15,812
IT'S ALMOST PIG WAR DAY.
298
00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:17,105
WHAT'S
PIG WAR DAY?
299
00:12:17,188 --> 00:12:19,649
ONLY THE INFAMOUS DAY
WHEN OUR FAIR CITY
300
00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:22,986
WON ITS INDEPENDENCE
FROM THOSE TREACHEROUS REDCOATS.
301
00:12:23,069 --> 00:12:24,112
WHO ARE REDCOATS?
302
00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:24,863
THE BRITISH!
303
00:12:24,946 --> 00:12:27,532
OH, OF COURSE,
THE BRITISH, YEAH.
304
00:12:27,615 --> 00:12:28,950
WHO ARE THE BRITISH?
305
00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:32,287
WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU KIDS
IN SCHOOL NOWADAYS?
306
00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:33,580
DON'T YOU REALIZE
THAT WE FOUGHT
307
00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:37,375
AND WON THIS LAND
IN A BATTLE OVER A PIG?
308
00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:39,085
( all talking at once )
309
00:12:39,169 --> 00:12:41,129
IT WAS MORE THAN A CENTURY AGO
310
00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:44,299
WHEN ALL THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
WAS FIELD AND WOODS.
311
00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:48,178
THE BRITISH CLAIMED ALL THE LAND
TO THE NORTH OF THE RIVER;
312
00:12:48,261 --> 00:12:50,847
THE AMERICANS ALL THE LAND
TO THE SOUTH.
313
00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:54,934
BUT NO ONE COULD QUITE DECIDE
WHO WAS THE OWNER OF ELK ISLAND.
314
00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,269
WITH THE HAUNTED CAVES?
315
00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:59,439
YES, AND DON'T INTERRUPT.
316
00:12:59,522 --> 00:13:02,233
EACH SIDE BUILT THEIR OWN FORT
ON THE ISLAND.
317
00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:05,111
THE BRITS HAD PORCERO,
AND WE HAD SOME TENTS.
318
00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:07,530
ONE DAY, A BRITISH PIG
GOT OUT OF HIS PEN
319
00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,908
AND WANDERED
INTO AN AMERICAN GARDEN.
320
00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:11,367
A FARMER SHOT THE PIG.
321
00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:14,871
WHEN THE BRITISH FOUND OUT,
THEY SENT OUT FOR SOME TROOPS.
322
00:13:14,954 --> 00:13:16,581
THEN THE AMERICANS SENT
FOR REINFORCEMENTS
323
00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:19,000
AND THEN THE BRITISH SENT
FOR A GUNSHIP
324
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:23,338
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
WE HAD OURSELVES A PIG WAR.
325
00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:23,421
WHAT HAPPENED?
326
00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:24,923
COOL.
327
00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:26,466
WE WON, YOU NINNIES!
328
00:13:26,549 --> 00:13:29,052
AND THEREFORE, ELK ISLAND
AND ALL THE LAND
329
00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:31,930
TO THE NORTH OF IT
IS NOW THE UNITED STATES.
330
00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:33,139
Kids:
WOW!
331
00:13:33,223 --> 00:13:35,099
IT'S GREAT TO BE
AN AMERICAN.
332
00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:37,810
NOW THAT I'VE TOLD YOU
MY HEARTWARMING STORY
333
00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:40,772
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO HEAR
HOW I SIGNED YOU ALL UP
334
00:13:40,855 --> 00:13:43,066
TO REPRESENT THE AMERICAN TEAM
335
00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:45,652
WHEN WE REENACT THE PIG WAR
NEXT SATURDAY.
336
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:45,735
REALLY?
337
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:47,445
YOU MEAN IT?
338
00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:51,282
YOU BET, WE'LL DRESS UP
IN CRAZY OUTFITS--
339
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:52,992
TWO TEAMS CHASING
A GREASED PIG.
340
00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:57,956
FIRST ONE TO BRING THE PIG BACK
TO THEIR FORT IS THE WINNER.
341
00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:00,250
( all cheering )
342
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,918
HOW DID YOU GET US
ON THE AMERICAN TEAM?
343
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:06,381
IT'S A VERY LONG STORY, ARNOLD,
BUT THE SHORT VERSION IS
344
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:09,676
I WENT DOWN TO CITY HALL
AND VOLUNTEERED ABNER TO BE
345
00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:11,386
THE OFFICIAL PIG-WAR PIG.
346
00:14:11,469 --> 00:14:13,096
ABNER? OUR ABNER?
347
00:14:13,179 --> 00:14:14,305
( squeals )
348
00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:16,641
THE ONLY THING THAT
WILL HAPPEN TO ABNER
349
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:17,684
IS HE'LL GET
A LITTLE GREASED.
350
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:21,437
AND A LITTLE GREASE
IS GOOD FOR A YOUNG PIG.
351
00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:24,274
BESIDES, YOU CAN'T LET
ALL YOUR FRIENDS DOWN.
352
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:25,942
WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU, BOY.
353
00:14:26,025 --> 00:14:28,778
( other kids pleading )
354
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:30,154
CAN WE, ARNOLD?
355
00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:32,282
Grandpa:
SAY YES, ARNOLD.
356
00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:35,285
ABNER WANTS YOU TO.
357
00:14:35,368 --> 00:14:37,203
WELL... OKAY.
358
00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:40,164
Grandpa:
WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE
IN A PIG WAR!
359
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,089
( motor sputters )
360
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,550
( all grunting )
361
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:51,509
ELK ISLAND.
362
00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:54,137
WATCH YER STEP
AS YE DISEMBARK.
363
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,431
THERE BE COW PIES.
364
00:14:57,432 --> 00:14:59,225
AND BEWARE THE REDCOATS.
365
00:14:59,309 --> 00:15:01,394
THEY MAY BE HIDING HEREABOUTS.
366
00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:04,897
DO YOU THINK HE'S RIGHT
ABOUT THE REDCOATS, GRANDPA?
367
00:15:04,981 --> 00:15:05,773
OH, STOP WORRYING, ARNOLD
368
00:15:05,857 --> 00:15:09,402
THE REDCOATS ARE
NOWHERE NEAR THESE PARTS.
369
00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:10,820
YOU'RE LATE,
AS USUAL.
370
00:15:10,903 --> 00:15:14,449
WHY, IT'S MY ARCH-NEMESIS,
REX SMYTHE-HIGGINS.
371
00:15:14,532 --> 00:15:17,702
AND HIS GRANDSON, REX III.
372
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,912
AND I BELIEVE BY THE RULES
IN THE PIG WAR CHARTER
373
00:15:19,996 --> 00:15:22,498
THAT GIVES US THE RIGHT
TO FIRST INSULT.
374
00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:24,667
YOUR COSTUMES ARE ATROCIOUS.
375
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:28,838
AND YOUR SO-CALLED PIG
LOOKS MALNOURISHED.
376
00:15:28,921 --> 00:15:30,506
WHAT DO YOU FEED THE RUNT?
377
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:31,466
HEY!
378
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:32,342
HEY, EASY, MAN.
379
00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:36,262
THIS IS THE CUSTOMARY
EXCHANGE OF INSULTS.
380
00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,473
HOWEVER, THAT WAS
TWO INSULTS.
381
00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,558
ACCORDING TO THE CHARTER
382
00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:43,519
THAT MEANS WE GET
TWO INSULTS AS WELL.
383
00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:46,022
YOU WALK LIKE YOU
GOT AN UMBRELLA
384
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:46,522
IN YOUR PANTS.
385
00:15:46,606 --> 00:15:48,858
WAS THAT AN INSULT?
386
00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:50,193
AYE, SIR, YES, SIR.
387
00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:52,153
HMM, VERY WELL,
THAT'S ONE.
388
00:15:52,236 --> 00:15:56,532
AND YOU COULDN'T CATCH THIS PIG
IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
389
00:15:56,616 --> 00:15:58,618
YOU BROKEN-DOWN OLD FOSSIL.
390
00:15:58,701 --> 00:15:59,952
( kids laughing )
391
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:01,871
THAT'S TWO, BUT REST ASSURED
392
00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:03,748
I INTEND TO CATCH THAT PIG.
393
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,291
WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.
394
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,709
EIGHT BELLS.
395
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,504
TIME TO GREASE THE PIG.
396
00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:10,797
OKAY, ABNER,
REMEMBER OUR PLAN?
397
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,717
JUST STICK CLOSE TO ME
AND WE'LL BE FINE.
398
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:16,010
( squeals )
399
00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:20,014
Arnold:
ABNER, WAIT,
WHAT ABOUT THE PLAN?
400
00:16:20,098 --> 00:16:21,474
LET THE PIG WAR BEGIN.
401
00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:24,227
( kids cheering )
402
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,895
OH, CURSES!
403
00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:29,857
YOU THERE, MINION,
CUT SHORT THIS FOUL HEMLOCK
404
00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:30,692
WHICH HATH SO OFFENDED ME.
405
00:16:30,775 --> 00:16:32,694
GOVERNOR,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
406
00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:35,530
WHEN YOU TALK FANCY
LIKE THAT.
407
00:16:35,613 --> 00:16:38,408
CHOP DOWN THE BLOODY TREE,
YOU IDIOT.
408
00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:40,326
( squealing )
409
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,662
( Abner snorting )
410
00:16:44,163 --> 00:16:45,289
( squeals )
411
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:54,090
ABNER!
412
00:16:57,885 --> 00:17:01,264
Smythe-Higgins:
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?
413
00:17:01,347 --> 00:17:05,351
WELL, I'M PLEASED TO INFORM YOU
THAT THE PIG HAS BEEN CAPTURED.
414
00:17:05,435 --> 00:17:06,519
Both:
CAPTURED?!
415
00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:08,938
YES, AND TAKEN TO FORT PORCERO.
416
00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:10,982
THE FIGHT IS OVER;
WE WON.
417
00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:12,024
AND PRECISELY AT SUNDOWN
418
00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:16,779
WE WILL ROAST AND EAT OUR
SPOILS, NAMELY YOUR PIG.
419
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:17,780
( laughing )
420
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,615
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
421
00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:22,744
READ THE CHARTER,
YANKEE.
422
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,328
( clears throat )
"CHAPTER 13.
423
00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:28,833
"THE PARTY OF THE THIRD PART,
UPON CAPTURING THE ENEMY PIG
424
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,586
MAY THEREFORE ROAST
AND/OR BARBECUE!"
425
00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:32,378
NO!
426
00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:34,464
JUST A DARN MINUTE,
SMYTHE-HIGGINS
427
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:35,131
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
428
00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:36,799
WELL, OF COURSE, THAT'S RUBBISH.
429
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,801
THE PIG REMAINS
IN OUR POSSESSION
430
00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:40,803
UNTIL SUNDOWN
WHEN IT IS DESTINED
431
00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:45,308
TO BECOME ROAST PORK SANDWICHES.
GOOD DAY!
432
00:17:45,391 --> 00:17:47,351
( Smythe-Higgins yodels )
433
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:48,603
OH, BLAST IT, MY BACK'S GONE.
434
00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:53,065
ALL RIGHT, I CAN MAKE
A MISTAKE ONCE IN A WHILE,
CAN'T I?
435
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:53,941
WE'LL SAVE
YOUR PIG, ARNOLD.
436
00:17:54,025 --> 00:17:57,236
WE JUST NEED TO SNEAK
INTO THE FORT
437
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,030
AND RECAPTURE
BEFORE SUNDOWN.
438
00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:00,990
DOESN'T SOUND
SO HARD, DOES IT?
439
00:18:01,073 --> 00:18:03,034
COME ON, ARNOLD,
WE'LL GET ABNER.
440
00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:06,120
NOW, COME ON, SHORT MAN,
WE GOT TO STRATEGIZE.
441
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:14,837
THERE SHE IS, BOYS
442
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:19,675
THE REDCOAT STRONGHOLD,
FORT PORCERO.
443
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:20,635
WHILLIKERS!
444
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,470
I WANT TO GO TALK TO THEM.
445
00:18:22,553 --> 00:18:23,721
MAYBE THEY'LL LISTEN.
446
00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:24,680
ARNOLD, WAIT!
447
00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:27,809
OH, POOR BRAVE, FOOLISH BOY.
448
00:18:27,892 --> 00:18:28,768
IF EVER THE...
449
00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:30,728
OH, WELL, MAYBE IT WILL WORK.
450
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,438
ABNER, YOU THERE, BOY?
451
00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:34,232
HALT!
WHO GOES THERE?
452
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:35,316
IT'S ARNOLD.
453
00:18:35,399 --> 00:18:36,651
I'VE COME FOR THE PIG.
454
00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:38,027
WELL, THIS IS A WAR.
455
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,695
I DON'T INTEND
TO JUST GIVE IT TO YOU
456
00:18:39,779 --> 00:18:42,532
YOU ODD-HEADED LITTLE YANKEE.
457
00:18:42,615 --> 00:18:43,699
I'M SERIOUS, REX.
458
00:18:43,783 --> 00:18:45,284
GIVE ME THE PIG!
459
00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:46,744
WHAT I'LL GIVE YOU
460
00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:50,039
IS A VOLLEY OF ROTTEN
POMEGRANATES AND OLD CABBAGES.
461
00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:50,957
HERE.
462
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,000
YOU MAY FIRE
WHEN READY.
463
00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:53,876
( gasps )
464
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,254
( laughing, jeering )
465
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:00,800
OKAY,
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
466
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:03,302
THIS CALLS
FOR A LITTLE YANKEE INGENUITY.
467
00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:06,681
( whispering ):
OKAY, HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.
468
00:19:06,764 --> 00:19:08,266
EVERYBODY LISTEN UP...
469
00:19:08,349 --> 00:19:14,397
( buzzing, banging, sawing )
470
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,481
( silence )
471
00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:18,025
( buzzing, banging resumes )
472
00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:26,450
...AND AS SOON
AS THEY OPEN THE GATE
473
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,619
WE JUMP OUT
AND ATTACK THEM, OKAY?
474
00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:29,620
THIS IS BRILLIANT, NAPOLEON.
475
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:32,290
IT WORKED FOR THE TROJANS.
476
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:35,167
THEY KNEW THE ENEMY
WAS EASILY FLATTERED.
477
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:36,002
IT WORKED FOR THE TROJANS
478
00:19:36,085 --> 00:19:39,463
BECAUSE THEY KNEW
WHEN TO KEEP QUIET!
479
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,215
WHY IN BLAZES
DID YOU WAKE ME?
480
00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:43,801
THEY SEEM TO BE
SURRENDERING,
GRANDFATHER.
481
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,595
THEY BROUGHT A GIFT,
LOOK.
482
00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:48,556
HMM, SOME KIND OF PIG;
CLEVER THAT.
483
00:19:48,639 --> 00:19:49,724
HALT, WHO GOES THERE?
484
00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:53,436
( mutters ):
YEAH, WHO DO YOU THINK,
PRUNE FACE?
485
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:54,604
( yells ):
IT'S THE AMERICANS.
486
00:19:54,687 --> 00:19:56,606
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
487
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:59,066
WE REALIZE
THAT WE CAN'T POSSIBLY WIN
488
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:03,946
AND OFFER THIS GIFT
AS A TOKEN OF OUR ESTEEM
489
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:06,407
TO YOUR VAST SUPERIORITY.
490
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,701
OH, THIS IS INDEED SWEET.
491
00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:10,244
SAVOR THIS, REX.
492
00:20:10,328 --> 00:20:13,456
THE MOMENT WHEN YOUR ENEMY
COMES TO GROVEL.
493
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,791
OPEN THE GATE!
494
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,794
UH, SIR, THERE'S A HISTORICAL
PRECEDENT TO THIS
495
00:20:18,878 --> 00:20:20,755
AND I THINK
WE SHOULD CONSIDER...
496
00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:21,797
YOUR JOB IS NOT TO CONSIDER.
497
00:20:21,881 --> 00:20:24,717
IT'S TO BLOW THE HUNTING HORN.
498
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,718
IS THAT CLEAR?
499
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,136
OPEN THE GATE.
500
00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:28,262
AYE, SIR.
501
00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:35,811
READY?
502
00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:40,816
( kids yelling )
503
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,903
( screaming )
504
00:20:45,696 --> 00:20:45,696
( pig squealing )
505
00:20:45,696 --> 00:20:46,989
ABNER!
506
00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:48,741
HANG ON, I'M COMING, BOY!
507
00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:57,667
WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE ONE THEY CALL FOOTBALL HEAD.
508
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,670
OH, THIS IS DELICIOUS,
BUT NOT AS DELICIOUS
509
00:21:00,753 --> 00:21:03,255
AS THAT PIG WILL BE
ONCE WE ROAST IT.
510
00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:04,840
REX, THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
511
00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:07,301
I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU
EAT MY PET.
512
00:21:07,385 --> 00:21:08,636
YOUR... PET?
513
00:21:08,719 --> 00:21:09,136
ABNER'S MY PET.
514
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,972
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
515
00:21:11,055 --> 00:21:14,016
OH, DEAR, YOUR PET?
516
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,269
LIKE MY SCOTTISH TERRIER, PEPPY?
517
00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:19,814
WE WERE GOING TO EAT HIM?
518
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:21,607
OH, HOW BEASTLY.
519
00:21:22,191 --> 00:21:25,069
NO, WE'VE GOT
TO SAVE HIM!
520
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,377
( squeals )
521
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:05,526
( cheering... )
522
00:22:12,283 --> 00:22:14,535
BUT, GRANDFATHER,
IT WAS HIS PET.
523
00:22:14,618 --> 00:22:17,204
WHAT ON EARTH DIFFERENCE
DOES THAT MAKE?
524
00:22:17,288 --> 00:22:19,248
YOU EAT PORK CHOPS,
DON'T YOU?
525
00:22:19,331 --> 00:22:22,334
YES, BUT NOT ONES
THAT I KNOW PERSONALLY.
526
00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:24,253
SEE, ARNOLD, I TOLD YOU.
527
00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:28,424
WE BEAT THE REDCOATS WITH
OUR NATIVE PLUCK AND INGENUITY
528
00:22:28,507 --> 00:22:31,093
AND GOT ABNER BACK
SAFE AND SOUND.
529
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:35,181
RIGHT, JUST NEVER MENTION PIG
WARS TO ME EVER AGAIN, OKAY?
530
00:22:35,264 --> 00:22:37,141
LISTEN,
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
531
00:22:37,224 --> 00:22:38,934
I'LL PLAY THE PIG
NEXT YEAR.
532
00:22:39,018 --> 00:22:40,061
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
533
00:22:40,144 --> 00:22:41,353
NO, THANKS, GRANDPA.
534
00:22:41,437 --> 00:22:42,897
Grandpa:
AND YOU CAN CHASE ME AROUND.
535
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,065
IT WILL BE FUN!
536
00:22:44,148 --> 00:22:47,193
WHAT DO YOU SAY, ABNER,
SOUNDS GOOD?
537
00:22:47,276 --> 00:22:48,319
( Abner squeals )
538
00:22:48,402 --> 00:22:49,820
HE'S AGREEING WITH ME.
539
00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:51,781
Arnold:
DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT, ABNER.
540
00:22:51,864 --> 00:22:53,157
Grandpa:
NO, I'LL LET THEM CATCH ME.
541
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,577
I WON'T EVEN
GREASE MYSELF UP TOO MUCH.
542
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,828
I'LL RUN REAL SLOW.
543
00:22:57,912 --> 00:22:58,370
Arnold:
DON'T GO THERE.
544
00:23:23,312 --> 00:23:27,024
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545
00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:29,985
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