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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,829 --> 00:00:02,746 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,373 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:06,709 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:11,547 --> 00:00:13,090 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:16,677 --> 00:00:17,594 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:17,678 --> 00:00:20,472 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,348 --> 00:00:23,600 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:26,437 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:26,729 --> 00:00:29,606 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,401 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,484 --> 00:00:35,904 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,364 --> 00:00:39,074 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,453 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:42,536 --> 00:00:43,829 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:50,753 --> 00:00:52,004 ( bell rings ) 16 00:00:52,087 --> 00:00:55,090 Mr. Simmons: PEOPLE, PEOPLE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 17 00:00:55,174 --> 00:00:58,594 AS YOU KNOW, TODAY IS A VERY EXCITING AND SPECIAL DAY. 18 00:00:58,677 --> 00:01:00,012 TODAY IS CAREER DAY! 19 00:01:00,095 --> 00:01:01,013 ( all groan ) 20 00:01:01,096 --> 00:01:02,723 SO, BORING OLD BALD GUYS 21 00:01:02,806 --> 00:01:04,641 LECTURE US TO STUDY HARD 22 00:01:04,725 --> 00:01:07,102 IF WE WANT TO BE PRESIDENT SOME DAY. 23 00:01:07,186 --> 00:01:09,855 I CAN'T VOUCH FOR HOW MUCH HAIR ANYONE HAS 24 00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:12,024 BUT I PROMISE YOU, NO LECTURES. 25 00:01:12,107 --> 00:01:13,984 INSTEAD OF HAVING THE CAREERS 26 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:14,902 COME TO YOU 27 00:01:14,985 --> 00:01:17,321 YOU ARE GOING TO THE CAREERS. 28 00:01:17,404 --> 00:01:19,156 A DAY OFF FROM SCHOOL! 29 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:20,115 ALL RIGHT! 30 00:01:20,199 --> 00:01:20,699 ( all cheering ) 31 00:01:20,783 --> 00:01:23,827 COME ON IN, EVERYONE. 32 00:01:23,911 --> 00:01:25,120 ( and cheering... ) 33 00:01:25,204 --> 00:01:28,874 I WROTE ALL THE CAREERS ON SLIPS OF PAPER IN THIS HAT. 34 00:01:28,957 --> 00:01:32,920 EVERYONE COME ON UP AND PICK A SLIP. 35 00:01:33,003 --> 00:01:33,504 I GET TO BE A FIREMAN. 36 00:01:33,587 --> 00:01:35,506 I GET TO BE A COP. 37 00:01:35,589 --> 00:01:36,757 I GET TO BE A PILOT. 38 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,510 I GET TO BE A... CONSTRUCTION WORKER. 39 00:01:40,552 --> 00:01:42,721 I GOT THE JOLLY-OLLY MAN. 40 00:01:42,805 --> 00:01:45,349 GREAT, SPEND THE WHOLE DAY 41 00:01:45,432 --> 00:01:47,935 IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK STUFFING YOUR FACE. 42 00:01:48,018 --> 00:01:48,894 BUT THE JOLLY-OLLY MAN IS 43 00:01:48,977 --> 00:01:52,898 A STINGY, MEAN SPIRITED JERK WHO HATES KIDS 44 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:54,942 AND IS ALWAYS ON THE BRINK OF INSANITY. 45 00:01:55,025 --> 00:01:58,737 EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE PERFECT WITH YOU. 46 00:01:58,821 --> 00:02:00,239 YOUR MENTOR WILL GRADE 47 00:02:00,322 --> 00:02:01,865 YOUR PERFORMANCE AT THE END OF THE DAY 48 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:04,493 SO STAY ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR 49 00:02:04,576 --> 00:02:06,453 AND MIND YOUR MENTORS. 50 00:02:06,537 --> 00:02:08,539 KID, GET IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. 51 00:02:08,622 --> 00:02:10,165 BUT THAT'S THE FREEZER. 52 00:02:10,249 --> 00:02:13,168 LOOK, YOU GOT TO DO WHAT I SAY, SO LISTEN UP. 53 00:02:13,252 --> 00:02:14,878 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS 54 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:15,546 BUT MY BOSS MADE ME. 55 00:02:15,629 --> 00:02:18,298 SO WE'RE STUCK TOGETHER. 56 00:02:18,382 --> 00:02:20,551 YOU GET BACK IN THE FREEZER, OR YOU FAIL. 57 00:02:20,634 --> 00:02:21,510 ALL RIGHT. 58 00:02:21,593 --> 00:02:24,388 GEEZ. 59 00:02:34,314 --> 00:02:36,108 ( tires squealing ) 60 00:02:36,191 --> 00:02:37,568 SOME CAREER DAY. 61 00:02:37,651 --> 00:02:39,444 WONDER WHAT THE OTHERS ARE DOING. 62 00:02:39,528 --> 00:02:41,738 Man: AND OVER HERE WE HAVE 63 00:02:41,822 --> 00:02:42,739 THE OXYGEN TANKS 64 00:02:42,823 --> 00:02:44,533 THAT'S AN AX, AND HERE'S... 65 00:02:44,616 --> 00:02:45,868 ( alarm rings ) 66 00:02:45,951 --> 00:02:47,744 WHAT'S GOING ON? 67 00:02:47,828 --> 00:02:49,830 NOT TO WORRY, GERALD. IT'S A FIRE. 68 00:02:49,913 --> 00:02:51,081 A REAL, LIVE FIRE. 69 00:02:51,164 --> 00:02:53,208 LET'S PUT IT OUT, SHALL WE? 70 00:02:55,085 --> 00:02:58,088 Helga: COME ON, JUST LET ME SEE IT. 71 00:02:58,171 --> 00:02:59,381 JUST FOR A SECOND. 72 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:01,550 I PROMISE I WON'T WHACK ANYONE. 73 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:03,176 SORRY, KID. NO CAN DO. 74 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:03,719 Attention all units 75 00:03:03,802 --> 00:03:05,679 bank robbery in progress 76 00:03:05,762 --> 00:03:08,265 Jefferson and Main. 77 00:03:08,348 --> 00:03:09,224 LET'S ROLL. 78 00:03:09,308 --> 00:03:10,726 ( siren blaring ) 79 00:03:10,809 --> 00:03:13,896 OKAY NOW, YOU JUST YANK THIS LEVER HERE. 80 00:03:13,979 --> 00:03:16,273 BUT IT'LL DESTROY THAT HISTORIC... 81 00:03:16,356 --> 00:03:17,900 JUST PULL IT, I SAID. 82 00:03:19,151 --> 00:03:22,362 OH, THAT WAS... EXHILARATING. 83 00:03:32,748 --> 00:03:34,791 HI, CAN I HELP YOU? 84 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:35,959 HEY, HEY, HEY! 85 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:38,629 ONLY ONE PERSON TALKS TO THE CUSTOMERS 86 00:03:38,712 --> 00:03:40,297 AND THAT'S ME, YOU GOT IT? 87 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:41,298 OH, SORRY. 88 00:03:41,381 --> 00:03:42,257 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 89 00:03:42,341 --> 00:03:44,843 MAY I PLEASE HAVE A SNO-CONE? 90 00:03:44,927 --> 00:03:46,720 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 91 00:03:46,803 --> 00:03:49,014 ONLY ONE PERSON HERE HANDLES THE MONEY 92 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:49,973 AND THAT'S ME. 93 00:03:50,057 --> 00:03:50,807 I DIDN'T KNOW. 94 00:03:50,891 --> 00:03:51,767 "I DIDN'T KNOW." 95 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:53,810 NOW YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU? 96 00:03:53,894 --> 00:03:55,312 UM... YEAH. 97 00:03:55,395 --> 00:03:57,272 GOOD. KEEP IT THAT WAY. 98 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,443 ( tires squealing ) 99 00:04:01,526 --> 00:04:02,819 WAIT, WHERE'S MY SNO-CONE? 100 00:04:02,903 --> 00:04:05,322 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 101 00:04:05,405 --> 00:04:09,284 I CAN'T SIT IN FRONT, TALK TO CUSTOMERS, OR HANDLE MONEY. 102 00:04:09,368 --> 00:04:10,869 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 103 00:04:10,953 --> 00:04:12,746 OH, YOU WANT TO HELP? 104 00:04:12,829 --> 00:04:13,705 YEAH. I WANT TO HELP. 105 00:04:13,789 --> 00:04:16,541 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 106 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:20,963 BE QUIET AND CLEAN ALL THE ICE OFF THE SIDE OF THE FREEZERS. 107 00:04:21,046 --> 00:04:22,130 AND KEEP IT OFF! 108 00:04:24,549 --> 00:04:27,511 ( kids shouting ) 109 00:04:27,594 --> 00:04:28,845 HEY... YOU GAVE ME STRAWBERRY. 110 00:04:28,929 --> 00:04:31,098 I WANTED CHOCOLATE. 111 00:04:31,181 --> 00:04:32,307 WE'RE OUT. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 112 00:04:32,391 --> 00:04:35,978 WHICH OF YOU MUNCHKINS WANTED ITALIAN ICE? 113 00:04:36,061 --> 00:04:36,687 ME, ME! 114 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:37,688 YOU MUST BE KIDDING. 115 00:04:37,771 --> 00:04:40,023 YOU GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING SMALLER THAN A TEN. 116 00:04:40,107 --> 00:04:44,486 YOU! PUT THIS BACK IN THE FREEZER. 117 00:04:44,569 --> 00:04:45,404 BUT... 118 00:04:45,487 --> 00:04:46,780 BUT NOTHING! 119 00:04:46,863 --> 00:04:49,157 I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE. 120 00:04:49,241 --> 00:04:50,367 I RUN THE SHOW. 121 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:51,618 OKAY, LET'S GO. 122 00:04:51,702 --> 00:04:52,452 ( kids shouting ) 123 00:04:52,536 --> 00:04:56,164 STOP, SOME KIDS ARE TRYING TO CATCH UP. 124 00:04:56,248 --> 00:04:58,208 IS THAT SO? 125 00:04:59,459 --> 00:05:01,712 ( mean laughter ) 126 00:05:04,297 --> 00:05:09,052 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR SAVING MY BABY'S LIFE. 127 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:12,264 YES, YOUNG GERALD HERE HAS DONE AN EXEMPLARY JOB. 128 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:13,348 JUST TRYING TO HELP, MA'AM. 129 00:05:13,432 --> 00:05:17,519 HE'LL BE GETTING AN "A" FOR HIS CAREER DAY GRADE 130 00:05:17,602 --> 00:05:17,978 THAT'S FOR SURE. 131 00:05:18,061 --> 00:05:19,896 HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE 132 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:23,191 PRISON FOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE GETTING A LOT OF IT. 133 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:24,359 NICE TOUCH, HELGA. 134 00:05:24,443 --> 00:05:26,528 THANKS FOR HELPING ME AT THE BANK. 135 00:05:26,611 --> 00:05:30,490 I KNEW THAT JUJITSU CLASS WOULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY. 136 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:32,325 WELL, I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW 137 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:34,411 YOU'LL GET AN "A" FOR CAREER DAY. 138 00:05:34,494 --> 00:05:36,955 YOU'RE DOING A BANG-UP JOB HERE, PHOEBE. 139 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:38,957 I NEVER KNEW DEMOLISHING THINGS 140 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:39,791 COULD BE SO INVIGORATING. 141 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:42,002 IT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR. 142 00:05:42,085 --> 00:05:43,170 HEY, IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING 143 00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:46,798 I'M GIVING YOU AN A-PLUS ON YOUR GRADE SLIP. 144 00:05:46,882 --> 00:05:48,592 MR. JOLLY-OLLY MAN? 145 00:05:48,675 --> 00:05:50,886 I SCRAPED ALL THE ICE OFF THE FREEZER. 146 00:05:50,969 --> 00:05:51,970 YOU WANT A MEDAL? 147 00:05:52,054 --> 00:05:53,513 NO, BUT THAT REMINDS ME 148 00:05:53,597 --> 00:05:55,932 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A GRADE FOR CAREER DAY 149 00:05:56,016 --> 00:05:57,434 AND I WAS WONDERING... 150 00:05:57,517 --> 00:06:01,855 HMM, WHAT KIND OF A GRADE AM I GOING TO GIVE YOU? 151 00:06:01,938 --> 00:06:04,649 WELL, LET'S SEE NOW. 152 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:07,277 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN "F". 153 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,613 A BIG, FAT "F". 154 00:06:09,696 --> 00:06:10,947 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 155 00:06:11,031 --> 00:06:14,493 LIFE AIN'T ALWAYS FAIR, NOW IS IT? 156 00:06:17,079 --> 00:06:19,956 YOUR NUMBERS ARE DOWN, WILLIE. 157 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:20,665 WAY DOWN. 158 00:06:20,749 --> 00:06:22,876 IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF KIDS TODAY 159 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:24,294 DON'T LIKE ICE CREAM. 160 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:25,796 THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM, WILLIE. 161 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:28,090 THE PROBLEM IS YOU. 162 00:06:28,173 --> 00:06:28,924 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME? 163 00:06:29,007 --> 00:06:31,343 THE PROBLEM CAN'T BE ME. 164 00:06:31,426 --> 00:06:34,888 OH YEAH? WELL, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. 165 00:06:34,971 --> 00:06:38,183 I'M GIVING YOU TILL SUNDOWN TO SELL OUT YOUR STOCK 166 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:40,727 AND I MEAN EVERY LAST ICE CREAM BAR 167 00:06:40,811 --> 00:06:41,686 OR THAT'S IT-- YOU'RE FIRED! 168 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:43,772 F-F-FIRED? 169 00:06:43,855 --> 00:06:45,941 SUNDOWN, WILLIE. 170 00:06:46,024 --> 00:06:47,818 WOW, THAT'S REALLY ROUGH. 171 00:06:47,901 --> 00:06:49,653 YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S ROUGH. 172 00:06:49,736 --> 00:06:51,196 THIS WHOLE LIFE IS ROUGH. 173 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,490 YOU DON'T REALLY LIKE YOUR JOB, DO YOU? 174 00:06:53,573 --> 00:06:57,410 KID, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE. 175 00:06:57,494 --> 00:06:59,913 IT AIN'T PRETTY, LET ME TELL YOU. 176 00:07:01,081 --> 00:07:03,458 EVERY MORNING THE SAME-- 177 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:05,836 DRIVING FIVE LOUSY MILES AN HOUR 178 00:07:05,919 --> 00:07:08,880 DOWN THESE MEAN, DESPERATE, DIRTY STREETS. 179 00:07:08,964 --> 00:07:13,301 THIS CITY IS A SPIRITUAL DESERT, DEVOID OF BEAUTY AND LOVE. 180 00:07:13,385 --> 00:07:14,678 ( steam hissing ) 181 00:07:14,761 --> 00:07:17,681 EVERY DAY, JUST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS CYCLE 182 00:07:17,764 --> 00:07:20,517 OF COUNTING NICKELS, DOLING OUT SNO-CONES 183 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,476 TO SCREAMING, WHINING PUNKS. 184 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,855 MOPPING OUT THE MUCK FROM THE FREEZERS. 185 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:26,606 ( sobs softly ) 186 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:28,567 MR. JOLLY-OLLY MAN? 187 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:32,362 AND NOW I'M GOING TO LOSE ALL THAT. 188 00:07:32,445 --> 00:07:35,365 I'M GOING TO BE FIRED. AGAIN. 189 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:37,868 MAYBE IF YOU REASON WITH YOUR BOSS 190 00:07:37,951 --> 00:07:39,661 JUST TALK TO HIM CALMLY... 191 00:07:39,744 --> 00:07:41,204 I CAN'T TALK TO THAT MAN. 192 00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:43,999 I NEVER COULD, EVER SINCE I WAS A KID. 193 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:45,876 YOU'VE KNOWN YOUR BOSS SINCE YOU WERE A KID? 194 00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:48,211 HE'S MY DAD. 195 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:49,171 ( sobs ) 196 00:07:49,254 --> 00:07:49,963 YOUR BOSS IS YOUR OWN DAD 197 00:07:50,046 --> 00:07:52,757 AND HE'S GOING TO FIRE YOU? 198 00:07:52,841 --> 00:07:55,051 YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT. 199 00:07:55,135 --> 00:07:58,889 57 JOBS, AND I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM EVERY ONE OF THEM. 200 00:07:58,972 --> 00:08:02,267 WHY, WHY, WHY? 201 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,435 OH, GREAT! 202 00:08:03,518 --> 00:08:06,938 THAT'S GOING TO COME OUT OF MY SALARY. 203 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:09,941 MAYBE THERE'S A WAY YOU CAN STILL KEEP YOUR JOB. 204 00:08:10,025 --> 00:08:12,110 WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY, YOU LITTLE CLOWN? 205 00:08:12,194 --> 00:08:13,778 LOOK AT ALL THIS ICE CREAM! 206 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:14,362 I'M SERIOUS. 207 00:08:14,446 --> 00:08:17,282 YOU CAN SELL OUT BY 6:00. 208 00:08:17,365 --> 00:08:19,117 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE. 209 00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:22,037 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY ATTITUDE? 210 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,580 LOOK, I'LL MAKE A DEAL. 211 00:08:23,663 --> 00:08:25,957 I'LL HELP YOU SELL OUT THE REST OF YOUR ICE CREAM 212 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:28,418 SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR JOB. 213 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:31,379 YOU GIVE ME A PASSING GRADE FOR CAREER DAY. 214 00:08:31,463 --> 00:08:32,714 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 215 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:35,300 ALL RIGHT. 216 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:37,552 YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, PARTNER. 217 00:08:39,262 --> 00:08:41,431 Arnold: TREAT YOUR CUSTOMERS WITH RESPECT. 218 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:45,435 ALWAYS SAY "PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU." 219 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:49,773 PLEASE TAKE YOUR CRUMMY CHANGE AND THANKS FOR NOTHING. 220 00:08:50,523 --> 00:08:52,067 Arnold: A POSITIVE ATTITUDE 221 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:54,527 MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE. 222 00:08:54,611 --> 00:08:55,028 GIVE YOUR CUSTOMERS 223 00:08:55,111 --> 00:08:56,613 A FRIENDLY SMILE. 224 00:09:03,245 --> 00:09:04,371 ( kids gasping ) 225 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:05,956 ( screaming ) 226 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,878 ALWAYS KEEP YOUR TRUCK CLEAN AND NEAT. 227 00:09:24,891 --> 00:09:26,601 ( kids talking happily ) 228 00:09:30,063 --> 00:09:32,023 Girl: HEY, MR. JOLLY-OLLY MAN 229 00:09:32,107 --> 00:09:33,275 WAIT FOR ME! 230 00:09:33,358 --> 00:09:34,651 Arnold: AND REMEMBER 231 00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:36,194 EVERY CUSTOMER MATTERS 232 00:09:36,278 --> 00:09:37,779 NO MATTER HOW SMALL. 233 00:09:39,239 --> 00:09:42,409 OKAY, CAREFUL NOW. DON'T SPILL. 234 00:09:42,492 --> 00:09:43,702 HEY, THIS IS GREAT. 235 00:09:43,785 --> 00:09:46,162 WE MUST BE ALMOST OUT OF ICE CREAM. 236 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:48,290 I'LL SHOW THAT LOUSY BOSS OF MINE. 237 00:09:48,373 --> 00:09:50,709 UM, MR. JOLLY-OLLY MAN? 238 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:53,670 WE'VE BEEN SELLING OUR BRAINS OUT 239 00:09:53,753 --> 00:09:58,008 AND WE STILL GOT HALF A FREEZER FULL OF ICE CREAM? 240 00:09:58,091 --> 00:10:01,636 WE'LL NEVER GET RID OF ALL THIS BY SUNDOWN. 241 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,179 HOLD ON, WHAT TIME IS IT? 242 00:10:03,263 --> 00:10:04,806 QUARTER PAST FOUR. 243 00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:06,391 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 244 00:10:13,315 --> 00:10:15,317 WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 245 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,944 THERE'S NO ONE HERE EXCEPT MY LOUSY DAD. 246 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:18,903 BE PATIENT. 247 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:24,451 HEY, IT'S THE JOLLY-OLLY MAN! 248 00:10:24,534 --> 00:10:28,204 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GET A ROUND OF ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE? 249 00:10:28,288 --> 00:10:30,623 Gerald: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 250 00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:36,338 ( kids all talking at once ) 251 00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:39,215 ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM! 252 00:10:39,299 --> 00:10:39,716 COME AND GET IT! 253 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:58,777 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 254 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:01,237 I SOLD 'EM ALL, ARNOLD! 255 00:11:01,321 --> 00:11:02,405 I CAN KEEP MY JOB. 256 00:11:02,489 --> 00:11:05,408 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. JOLLY-OLLY MAN. 257 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,034 THANKS, ARNOLD. 258 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:08,203 THANKS A LOT. 259 00:11:08,286 --> 00:11:09,496 ABOUT MY GRADE? 260 00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:10,997 OH, YOUR GRADE. 261 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:12,499 THAT'S RIGHT. 262 00:11:12,582 --> 00:11:14,584 YOU GET AN "F", KID. 263 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,211 A BIG, FAT "F." 264 00:11:16,294 --> 00:11:16,628 HUH? 265 00:11:16,711 --> 00:11:18,004 "F" FOR FRIENDLY! 266 00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:19,589 JUST KIDDING! 267 00:11:19,672 --> 00:11:21,424 YOU GET AN "A"! 268 00:11:26,846 --> 00:11:29,641 I GUESS THE LAUGH'S ON YOU NOW, HUH, DAD? 269 00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:33,686 OH YEAH, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO FIRE ME, DIDN'T YOU? 270 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:37,649 WELL, YOU CAN'T FIRE ME 'CAUSE I SOLD ALL MY ICE CREAM 271 00:11:37,732 --> 00:11:38,274 EVERY LAST ONE. 272 00:11:38,358 --> 00:11:40,819 OOH, AND THE KIDS LOVE ME. 273 00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:42,362 I'M THE JOLLY-OLLY MAN 274 00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,447 AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE! 275 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:46,366 ( laughing heartily... ) 276 00:11:50,203 --> 00:11:51,121 ( kids yelling ) 277 00:11:51,204 --> 00:11:52,997 ( horns honking ) 278 00:11:57,794 --> 00:12:01,506 "YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE SOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON 279 00:12:01,589 --> 00:12:03,508 "A SOIREE AT 5:00 P.M. SATURDAY 280 00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:05,760 "AT THE HOME OF MISS RHONDA LLOYD. 281 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:08,430 "THERE WILL BE LIGHT SUPPER, AND DANCING."? 282 00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:11,599 I RECKON THIS HERE'S OUR FIRST BOY-GIRL PARTY. 283 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:12,892 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 284 00:12:12,976 --> 00:12:13,977 I DON'T KNOW. 285 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:16,354 IT SEEMS PRETTY SOPHISTICATED TO ME. 286 00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:18,523 I MEAN, GIRLS... AND DANCING? 287 00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:21,151 OH, I RECKON GIRLS ARE ALL RIGHT. 288 00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:23,987 AND EVEN DANCING MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD. 289 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:26,281 UNLESS YOU WIND UP HAVING TO DANCE WITH 290 00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:29,742 SOMEONE LIKE... BIG PATTY. 291 00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:33,496 YEAH, WELL, I THINK GIRLS ARE STUPID. 292 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,372 AND DANCING'S STUPID, TOO. 293 00:12:34,456 --> 00:12:37,667 IF I EVER DANCED WITH A GIRL 294 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:38,877 I'D DROP DEAD. 295 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,836 ( gags ) 296 00:12:39,919 --> 00:12:40,462 WELL, THERE'S PROBABLY 297 00:12:40,545 --> 00:12:43,006 GOING TO BE A LOT OF FOOD. 298 00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:44,924 I GUESS I'LL GO TO RHONDA'S. 299 00:12:45,008 --> 00:12:47,385 YEAH, ME, TOO. 300 00:12:47,469 --> 00:12:49,512 Woman: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, HAROLD. 301 00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:51,848 WHY AREN'T YOU GOING TO THE PARTY? 302 00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:52,849 WHY SHOULD I? 303 00:12:52,932 --> 00:12:54,601 ALL THE OTHER KIDS ARE GOING. 304 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:57,395 PUT ON YOUR BAR MITZVAH SUIT AND HAVE FUN. 305 00:12:57,479 --> 00:13:00,607 WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT MEET A NICE LITTLE GIRLFRIEND. 306 00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:01,900 YUCK, I HATE GIRLS! 307 00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:03,359 WHAT'S WRONG WITH GIRLS? 308 00:13:03,443 --> 00:13:04,986 YOUR MOTHER WAS A GIRL. 309 00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:05,361 A LONG TIME AGO. 310 00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:07,405 NOT SO LONG AGO. 311 00:13:07,489 --> 00:13:09,532 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S DIFFERENT, ANYWAY. 312 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,117 BESIDES, GIRLS DON'T LIKE ME, EITHER. 313 00:13:11,201 --> 00:13:13,369 WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 314 00:13:13,453 --> 00:13:15,413 YOU'RE A CHARMING, HANDSOME YOUNG MAN. 315 00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:16,372 NO, I'M NOT. 316 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,166 LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, SON. 317 00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:20,376 YOU'RE A CHARMING, HANDSOME BOY. 318 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:21,377 I AM NOT! 319 00:13:21,461 --> 00:13:22,837 HE CAN BE CHARMING. 320 00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:23,880 HANDSOME, TOO. 321 00:13:23,963 --> 00:13:24,339 CUT IT OUT, PLEASE! 322 00:13:24,422 --> 00:13:26,382 LOOK IN THE MIRROR. 323 00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:28,968 YOU'RE A CHARMING, HANDSOME YOUNG MAN. 324 00:13:29,052 --> 00:13:29,969 STOP IT, MA! 325 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:30,929 I'M NOT CHARMING 326 00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:31,554 AND I'M NOT HANDSOME. 327 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:34,015 I'M A BIG, DUMB, UGLY KID! 328 00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:35,225 HAROLD, PLEASE! 329 00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:37,644 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO, BUT I'LL LOOK STUPID 330 00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:39,604 AND NO ONE WILL DANCE WITH ME. 331 00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:41,981 WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY, MA?! 332 00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:43,066 HAROLD, PLEASE 333 00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:45,109 YOU'RE GETTING ALL EXCITED. 334 00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:46,778 I CAN'T HANDLE THIS! 335 00:13:48,488 --> 00:13:52,992 ( dance music playing ) 336 00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:57,705 ( giggling ) 337 00:13:57,789 --> 00:13:58,873 ( doorbell rings ) 338 00:14:04,128 --> 00:14:05,255 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING ME 339 00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:07,298 TO DANCE, ARNOLDO. 340 00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:08,258 UH, I WASN'T. 341 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:11,511 BECAUSE I'D RATHER STICK MY HEAD IN THAT DIP 342 00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:14,097 THAN DANCE WITH A FOOTBALL HEAD LIKE YOU. 343 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:16,766 THAT'S OKAY, I WAS JUST GETTING SOME PUNCH. 344 00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:19,185 ( to herself ): ARNOLD, WHAT A DWEEB. 345 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:20,603 HOW I LOATHE HIM. 346 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,105 AND YET... 347 00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:24,983 I LOVE HIM. 348 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:25,650 THOSE GOLDEN LOCKS 349 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,735 THOSE ADORABLE HALF-LIDDED EYES. 350 00:14:27,819 --> 00:14:32,323 OH, IF ONLY MY COURAGE WERE NOT SO SHALLOW 351 00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:34,158 AND MY RESOLVE SO CRACKED. 352 00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:36,286 IF ONLY MY TONGUE WERE NOT SO THICK 353 00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:37,870 I WOULD SPEAK THE WORDS 354 00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:40,456 THAT BURNINGLY COURSE THROUGH MY VEINS 355 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,750 EVERY DAY OF MY TWISTED EXISTENCE... 356 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:43,126 I LOVE YOU! 357 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:45,753 I LOVE YOU... 358 00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,755 I LOVE YOU. 359 00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:49,882 ( chomping ) 360 00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:51,884 ( breathing heavily ) 361 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,848 ( music playing... ) 362 00:15:01,561 --> 00:15:02,228 HI. ( clears throat ) 363 00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:04,981 I WAS WONDERING... 364 00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:05,815 YEAH? 365 00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,775 COULD I BORROW THIS CHAIR? 366 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,403 OH... SURE. 367 00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,284 ( gulps ) 368 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,285 HEY, ARNOLD. 369 00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:17,785 YOU LOOK SWEATY. 370 00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:19,829 HAVE YOU BEEN DANCING? 371 00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:20,830 ARE YOU KIDDING? 372 00:15:20,913 --> 00:15:22,332 I'M NOT DANCING WITH ANY DUMB GIRLS. 373 00:15:22,415 --> 00:15:23,458 THAT'S FOR LOSERS. 374 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:25,960 I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO. 375 00:15:36,054 --> 00:15:37,472 ( gasps ) 376 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:38,890 PRETTY GOOD SHOT. 377 00:15:38,973 --> 00:15:39,807 THANKS. 378 00:15:39,891 --> 00:15:42,477 YOUR EYES ARE KIND OF PUFFY. 379 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,561 YOU BEEN CRYING? 380 00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:45,647 NO. WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY? 381 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,815 I JUST GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. 382 00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:49,901 WELL, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT DANCING? 383 00:15:49,984 --> 00:15:51,569 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT DANCING? 384 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,154 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT. 385 00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:54,530 I DON'T LIKE IT, EITHER. 386 00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:55,239 DANCING'S STUPID, ANYWAY. 387 00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:57,200 NO KIDDING. 388 00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:57,742 IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD 389 00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,786 IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE GIRLS. 390 00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:01,371 WHAT'S WRONG WITH GIRLS? 391 00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:02,789 NOTHING. I JUST DON'T LIKE 'EM, OKAY? 392 00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:05,458 THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOY. 393 00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:06,959 SO WHAT IF I'M A BOY? 394 00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:07,669 WHAT'S WRONG WITH BOYS? 395 00:16:07,752 --> 00:16:10,505 NOTHING, EXCEPT THEY'RE STUPID. 396 00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:11,547 I AM NOT STUPID! 397 00:16:11,631 --> 00:16:12,465 AND IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN 398 00:16:12,548 --> 00:16:15,009 I'M GOING TO POUND YOU! 399 00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:16,177 YOU AND WHAT ARMY? 400 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:19,514 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY BUG ME! 401 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,729 I KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T DANCE: YOU'RE SCARED. 402 00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:30,358 AM NOT. TAKE THAT BACK, YOU LIAR. 403 00:16:30,441 --> 00:16:30,942 ( clucking ) 404 00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:33,111 I AM NOT SCARED TO DANCE. 405 00:16:33,194 --> 00:16:34,696 WATCH THIS! 406 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:35,321 ONE, TWO... 407 00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:37,490 THREE, FOUR. 408 00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:39,367 ONE, TWO... 409 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:41,911 THREE, FOUR. 410 00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,705 YOU SMELL LIKE SOMETHING. 411 00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:45,498 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 412 00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:47,083 NOTHING. IT'S NICE. 413 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,209 OH, THANKS. 414 00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,419 DON'T MENTION IT. 415 00:16:49,502 --> 00:16:50,545 YOU'RE BIG FOR A FOURTH GRADER. 416 00:16:50,628 --> 00:16:52,922 WELL, I WAS SORT OF, UH 417 00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:53,798 HELD BACK A COUPLE OF YEARS. 418 00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:57,343 IT'S NOT THAT I'M DUMB OR ANYTHING, OKAY? 419 00:16:57,427 --> 00:17:00,179 THEY SAID I DIDN'T APPLY MYSELF, THAT'S ALL. 420 00:17:00,263 --> 00:17:02,682 IT BUGS ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY I'M DUMB. 421 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,892 IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVERY KID 422 00:17:04,976 --> 00:17:07,103 I BEAT UP FOR CALLING ME DUMB, BOY... 423 00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:09,355 I'D SURE HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIMES! 424 00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:11,607 I KNOW. KIDS CALL ME DUMB SOMETIMES, TOO. 425 00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:13,901 WELL, YOU DON'T SEEM SO DUMB TO ME. 426 00:17:13,985 --> 00:17:14,902 THANKS. 427 00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:15,695 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 428 00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:16,738 HAROLD. 429 00:17:16,821 --> 00:17:17,697 MY NAME'S PATTY. 430 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,865 OH, I LIKE THAT. 431 00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:21,659 SO, NICE NIGHT, HUH? 432 00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,661 DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 433 00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:28,291 C'EST LA FIN. 434 00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:28,666 THE PARTY'S OVER. 435 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,375 EVERYONE'S GONE. 436 00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,335 ( sighs ) 437 00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:33,212 SO THEN THE DOCTORS HAD TO CUT 438 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:34,714 AND TAKE OUT MY APPENDIX. 439 00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:36,132 WANT TO SEE MY SCAR? 440 00:17:36,215 --> 00:17:37,258 HEY, THAT'S NEAT. 441 00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:38,176 YOU THINK SO? 442 00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:39,177 MOST GIRLS THINK IT'S GROSS. 443 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,556 HEY, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ALL NIGHT. 444 00:17:43,639 --> 00:17:45,892 I DON'T USUALLY TALK TO GIRLS THIS MUCH. 445 00:17:45,975 --> 00:17:47,977 MOST THINK I'M DOPEY AND BORING. 446 00:17:48,061 --> 00:17:49,187 I DON'T THINK SO. 447 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:49,854 REALLY? 448 00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:50,646 NO, I THINK 449 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,190 YOU'RE... WELL, I THINK 450 00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:53,649 YOU'RE KIND OF CHARMING. 451 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:54,901 OH, I... 452 00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:57,028 HEY, TOMORROW'S SUNDAY. 453 00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:59,489 Y-YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING? 454 00:17:59,572 --> 00:18:00,239 LIKE WHAT? 455 00:18:00,323 --> 00:18:02,950 I-I-I DON'T KNOW, JUST HANG AROUND. 456 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:05,036 MAYBE, UH, GOOF ON SOME PEOPLE. 457 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,245 SURE, IF YOU WANT TO. 458 00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,756 ( laughing ) 459 00:18:16,839 --> 00:18:18,341 ( gulls cawing ) 460 00:18:18,424 --> 00:18:20,676 I DON'T LIKE LUNCH PERIOD THAT MUCH. 461 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,677 YOU'RE KIDDING! 462 00:18:21,761 --> 00:18:23,471 THAT'S MY FAVORITE PERIOD. 463 00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:25,723 HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE LUNCH PERIOD?! 464 00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:28,601 PROBABLY 'CAUSE I ALWAYS END UP SITTING ALONE 465 00:18:28,684 --> 00:18:30,311 EVER SINCE SECOND GRADE. 466 00:18:30,394 --> 00:18:31,813 I GOT A REPUTATION FOR BEING TOUGH. 467 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:34,649 NOBODY EVER WANTED TO SIT WITH ME. 468 00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:35,108 NO BIG DEAL 469 00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:36,859 BUT SOMETIMES I WISH 470 00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:38,736 I HAD SOMEBODY TO EAT WITH. 471 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,613 YOU KNOW, JUST A FRIEND I COULD TALK TO... 472 00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:42,532 IN BETWEEN CHEWING. 473 00:18:42,615 --> 00:18:43,908 HEY, STINKY, TELL ME 474 00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:45,243 WHAT I'M LOOKING AT. 475 00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:47,662 WELL... I'D SAY IT LOOKS LIKE HAROLD, ONLY 476 00:18:47,745 --> 00:18:49,747 IT CAN'T BE HAROLD 477 00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:52,208 ON ACCOUNT OF HE'S SITTING WITH A GIRL! 478 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,167 IT IS HAROLD. 479 00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:54,961 AND IT'S NOT JUST A GIRL 480 00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:56,045 IT'S BIG PATTY. 481 00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:57,964 YOU RECKON HE SNAPPED HIS CAP? 482 00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:00,675 GUESS SO-- WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE? 483 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,593 I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, PATTY. 484 00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:03,553 ME, TOO. 485 00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:04,387 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU. 486 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:05,346 OKAY. 487 00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:10,726 HEY, PATTY. 488 00:19:11,477 --> 00:19:12,562 UH, I WAS JUST 489 00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:14,147 UH, JUST, JUST WONDERING. 490 00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,065 UM, YOU WANT TO SIT TOGETHER 491 00:19:16,148 --> 00:19:17,400 AT LUNCH TOMORROW? 492 00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:18,693 REALLY? UH, SURE. 493 00:19:18,776 --> 00:19:23,239 OKAY. MEET YOU IN THE HALLWAY BY THE FOUNTAIN AFTER THE BELL. 494 00:19:23,322 --> 00:19:23,906 OKAY. 495 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,491 SEE YA! 496 00:19:29,245 --> 00:19:30,121 HEY, HAROLD. 497 00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:31,122 ( gasps ) WHAT? 498 00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,999 AM I WHACKED, OR DID WE SEE YOU 499 00:19:33,082 --> 00:19:35,459 WITH BIG PATTY AT THE ICE CREAM PARLOR? 500 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:36,919 YEAH, I WAS THERE. 501 00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:38,170 WITH BIG PATTY? 502 00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:39,755 HER NAME'S PATTY, AND... 503 00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:40,590 SO WHAT IF I WAS? 504 00:19:40,673 --> 00:19:42,925 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE GIRLS, ANYWAY? 505 00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,761 I DON'T. I MEAN, THEY'RE OKAY. 506 00:19:45,845 --> 00:19:47,847 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, ANYWAYS? 507 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,432 WELL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL 508 00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:51,142 IF YOU GOT A CRUSH ON A GIRL, HAROLD. 509 00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:55,021 BUT WHO'D THINK YOU'D GET ONE ON BIG PATTY? 510 00:19:55,104 --> 00:19:56,522 YEAH, BIG PATTY. 511 00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:58,065 ( laughing ) 512 00:19:58,149 --> 00:19:58,691 CUT IT OUT! 513 00:19:58,774 --> 00:20:00,026 THERE IS NO CRUSH. 514 00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:01,944 I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE HER. 515 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,614 I WAS JUST DOING HER A FAVOR BEING WITH HER. 516 00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:06,574 I PROBABLY WON'T SEE HER AGAIN! 517 00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:09,118 OKAY, HAROLD. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET 518 00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:10,453 ALL MAD ABOUT IT. 519 00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:11,370 STOP IT, OR I'LL POUND YOU! 520 00:20:14,373 --> 00:20:17,460 Marilyn: PATTY. AND WHO IS THIS PATTY PERSON? 521 00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:18,169 Harold: JUST A GIRL. 522 00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:19,921 A GIRL? WHERE DID YOU MEET HER? 523 00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:22,590 AT THE PARTY-- NO BIG DEAL. 524 00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,675 YOU SPENT THE AFTERNOON WITH HER. 525 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:27,511 SOUNDS LIKE HAROLD'S GOT A SPECIAL GIRLFRIEND. 526 00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:28,804 SHE'S NO GIRLFRIEND! 527 00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:31,307 WE'LL INVITE HER FOR DINNER-- HOW'S WEDNESDAY? 528 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:31,390 WE CAN INVITE HER PARENTS, TOO. 529 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:32,704 ( moans ) 530 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:32,704 WE CAN INVITE HER PARENTS, TOO. 531 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:33,726 ( moans ) 532 00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:37,521 WE CAN SHOW HER THOSE ADORABLE BABY PICTURES OF YOU. 533 00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:39,649 THE ONES OF YOU ON THE BEARSKIN 534 00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:42,526 WITH YOUR KEISTER UP IN THE AIR. 535 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:42,610 OH, GEE! 536 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,654 OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE! 537 00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:50,493 HEY, HAROLD, YOU WANT TO HAVE LUNCH 538 00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:52,620 WITH ME AND SID? 539 00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,997 I WAS KIND OF SUPPOSED TO MEET SOMEBODY. 540 00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:55,081 WHO? 541 00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:56,704 IT'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND 542 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:56,704 WHO? 543 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:57,124 IT'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND 544 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,126 BIG PATTY, IS IT? 545 00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:00,628 ( laughing ) 546 00:21:00,711 --> 00:21:02,004 Both: HAROLD AND PATTY! 547 00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:03,214 SHUT UP! 548 00:21:03,297 --> 00:21:04,840 IT'S NOT PATTY. WHY WOULD I LUNCH WITH HER? 549 00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:07,843 AND SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! 550 00:21:08,594 --> 00:21:12,181 ( kids talking and laughing... ) 551 00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:17,728 I GUESS RHONDA'S PARTY WAS OKAY. I ATE A LOT. 552 00:21:17,812 --> 00:21:18,854 AND WE GOT TO SEE 553 00:21:18,938 --> 00:21:21,524 WOLFGANG SPILL A WHOLE GLASS 554 00:21:21,607 --> 00:21:22,775 OF PUNCH ON HIS PANTS. 555 00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:26,779 ( laughing ) 556 00:21:27,947 --> 00:21:30,616 EVEN THE DANCING WASN'T SO BAD. 557 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:33,035 ESPECIALLY SEEING WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DANCE 558 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,704 WITH SOMEONE LIKE BIG PATTY. 559 00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:36,247 SHE'S SO BIG AND CLUMSY 560 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,541 SHE'D PROBABLY STEP ON YOUR FEET 561 00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:39,750 AND HOSPITALIZE YOU. 562 00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:40,543 ( both laughing ) 563 00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:43,629 YEAH, OR SHE'D TRIP OVER HER OWN FEET 564 00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,589 AND FALL ON YOU AND CRUSH YOU. 565 00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:47,883 AND SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL. 566 00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:51,387 I GUESS IF BIG PATTY TRIED TO DANCE WITH ME 567 00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:53,681 I'D RUN FOR MY LIFE! 568 00:21:53,764 --> 00:21:56,434 STOP IT! 569 00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:58,561 YOU GUYS ARE CLUELESS! 570 00:21:58,644 --> 00:22:00,896 HER NAME'S NOT "BIG PATTY," IT'S PATTY! 571 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,064 AND SHE'S NOT CLUMSY 572 00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:03,399 AND SHE'S NOT DUMB! 573 00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:04,984 NOT ONLY THAT, SHE'S SMART 574 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:06,193 AND NICE AND FUNNY! 575 00:22:06,277 --> 00:22:09,030 I MUST BE CRAZY TO LISTEN TO YOU GUYS. 576 00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:09,905 WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?! 577 00:22:09,989 --> 00:22:12,908 ALL THAT MATTERS IS WHAT I THINK. 578 00:22:12,992 --> 00:22:15,036 AND WHAT I THINK IS, I LIKE PATTY. 579 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,996 AND IF ANYBODY'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT 580 00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:19,874 I'LL BEAT YOU UP SO BAD 581 00:22:19,957 --> 00:22:22,251 IT WON'T EVEN BE FUNNY! 582 00:22:28,007 --> 00:22:30,885 SORRY I'M LATE, PATTY. 583 00:22:31,594 --> 00:22:33,763 STILL WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME? 584 00:22:33,846 --> 00:22:35,598 IF YOU DON'T, IT'S OKAY. 585 00:22:35,681 --> 00:22:37,183 I MEAN, I, YOU KNOW 586 00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:39,101 I'D UNDERSTAND. 587 00:22:39,185 --> 00:22:41,312 PLEASE SIT DOWN, HAROLD. 588 00:22:50,321 --> 00:22:53,449 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 589 00:22:53,532 --> 00:22:56,285 and NICKELODEON 39262

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