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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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Arnold:
"AS WE LEFT THE LITTLE
HOUSE BY THE DAIRY
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"WE KNEW WE'D REMEMBER WHAT
WE LEARNED THAT MAGIC SUMMER.
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YOU CAN FIND MAGIC EVERYWHERE,
IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH."
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( sighs )
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WONDERFUL, ARNOLD.
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THAT WAS THE LITTLE HOUSE
BY THE DAIRY, WRITTEN BY...
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MY FAVORITE WRITER,
AGATHA CAULFIELD.
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YOU'VE ALL PICKED
YOUR FAVORITE WRITERS
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AND READ THEIR WORK TO THE CLASS
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IT'S TIME TO START
ON YOUR REPORTS.
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( groaning )
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COME ON.
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JUST THREE PAGES.
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WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE WRITER?
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WHAT IS HIS OR HER LIFE LIKE?
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AND WHAT MAKES HIM OR HER
SPECIAL?
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DUE A WEEK FROM MONDAY.
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ARNOLD,
IT'S EASY.
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JUST COPY
YOUR REPORT
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OUT OF
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA.
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NO.
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OUT OF
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA.
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NO.
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I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT MAKES
AGATHA CAULFIELD TICK.
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I BET SHE'S AN AMAZING PERSON.
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I'M GOING TO GO
TO THE LIBRARY
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AND READ EVERYTHING
I CAN FIND ABOUT HER.
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MAN, THEY GOT ALL THAT STUFF
CAPSULIZED IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA.
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Woman:
CAPOTE...
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CARLYLE, NOTHING ON CAULFIELD.
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SORRY.
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SHE HASN'T SENT US A BOOK
IN YEARS.
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( siren wails in distance )
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COULD YOU CHECK AGAIN?
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CAULFIELD, C-A-U...
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( woman babbles )
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THANKS ANYWAY.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD PICK
ANOTHER AUTHOR.
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I'M DOING MY REPORT
ON AGATHA CAULFIELD.
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I'M GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT HER
IF IT KILLS ME.
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SHE HASN'T WRITTEN A BOOK
IN TEN YEARS.
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NOBODY KNOWS
WHERE SHE LIVES
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OR IF SHE'S
STILL ALIVE.
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( seagulls cry, Arnold sighs )
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IT TAKES SOME MIRACLE
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TO FIND OUT ANYTHING
ABOUT AGATHA CAULFIELD.
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ARR, YE BE LOOKING FOR HAGGY
AGGY CAULFIELD, THE WRITER?
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IT JUST MIGHT BE I KNOW
THE WHEREABOUTS OF HER ABODE.
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YOU KNOW WHERE
SHE LIVES?
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AYE, THAT TOO.
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WHERE? I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO FIND HER.
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I'LL TELL YE, BUT FIRST
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YE HAVE TO HOP UP AND DOWN
ON ONE LEG
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AND CROON "DANNY BOY"
IN A HIGH FALSETTO.
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JUST KIDDING.
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ARR, AGGY CAULFIELD LIVES
YONDER,
ON ELK ISLAND.
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COULD YOU TAKE ME?
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FOR FIVE GOLD DOUBLOONS.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY.
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THEN DO YE HAVE THE RUBY PARROT?
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NO.
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DO YOU HAVE
50 CENTS?
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I THINK SO.
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DEAL. ARR.
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ARNOLD,
YOU'RE ONE BOLD KID.
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AGGY LIVES ALL BY HER LONESOME
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NEVER HAS VISITORS.
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Arnold:
SO SHE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON.
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ARR.
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Arnold:
SO SHE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON.
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ARR.
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Woman:
HOLY CRACKERS!
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WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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ARE YOU... AGATHA CAULFIELD?
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RIGHT, RAT-BREATH,
NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY.
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MY NAME'S ARNOLD.
I HAVE TO DO A REPORT
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ON MY FAVORITE WRITER
AND THAT'S YOU.
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I LOVE ALL YOUR BOOKS.
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A FEW WORDS WITH YOU
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WOULD MEAN A LOT
TO ME-- PLEASE?
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A FEW WORDS.
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BEAT IT!
SCRAM! VAMOOSE!
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STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE
AND STAY AWAY FROM ME!
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LIKE TO HEAR A SEA CHANTEY?
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Arnold:
NO.
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ARR.
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♪ OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL DOLL ♪
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♪ YOU GREAT BIG
BEAUTIFUL DOLL ♪
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♪ I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS
AND I DON'T CARE ♪
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♪ BECAUSE I'M
LOSING MY HAIR. ♪
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COME ON, ARNOLD,
SING WITH ME.
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NO, GRANDPA.
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I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
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WHAT'S WRONG,
SHORT MAN?
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I HAVE TO DO A REPORT
ON MY FAVORITE AUTHOR.
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I SEE YOUR PROBLEM.
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THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.
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THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM.
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IT GETS WORSE?
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I WENT TO SEE HER
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TO GET INFORMATION
FOR MY REPORT.
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SHE WASN'T LIKE HER STORIES.
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SHE WAS RUDE AND NASTY.
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I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE
SO MEAN?
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GOOD QUESTION.
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REMINDS ME OF AN OLD MAN
I KNEW WHEN I WAS A KID.
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IS THIS A LONG STORY, GRANDPA?
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YES, BUT IT'S FULL OF WISDOM
AND HILARIOUS ANECDOTES
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SO DON'T INTERRUPT.
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WE CALLED THIS OLD MAN
MR. HOCKTUEY
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BECAUSE EVERY TIME ONE OF
US KIDS WALKED BY HIS HOUSE
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HE WOULD SPIT AT US!
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HOCKTUEY! THAT'S HOW HE GOT HIS
NAME, MR. HOCKTUEY.
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WE ADDED THE MISTER
OUT OF RESPECT.
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NOT THAT HE EVER HIT US,
BEING TOO OLD TO SPIT TOO FAR
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STILL, IT WAS PLENTY MEAN.
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I WANTED TO KNOW WHY.
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SO ONE DAY, I MARCHED
RIGHT UP TO HIS PORCH
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STARED HIM IN THE EYE
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AND SAID, "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
SPIT AT US, MR. HOCKTUEY?"
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WHAT'D HE SAY?
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NOTHING. HE REARED BACK
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AND HOCKED A BIG LOOGIE
IN MY FACE.
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HE MUST HAVE BEEN
WAITING YEARS
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FOR SOME KID DUMB ENOUGH
TO GET THAT CLOSE.
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( laughs )
OH, BOY.
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I DON'T GET IT,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
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POINT IS, SOME FOLKS ARE MEAN.
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THE ONLY WAY
YOU CAN FIND OUT WHY
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IS TO GET REAL CLOSE TO THEM.
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BUT WHEN YOU DO,
THEY JUST SPIT ON YOU
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AND NOBODY WANTS SPIT ON 'EM.
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IT'S YUCKY AND MUSHY
AND JUST OOKY.
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KIND OF MAKES YOU THINK,
DON'T IT?
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♪ OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL DOLL ♪
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♪ YOU GREAT BIG
BEAUTIFUL DOLL. ♪
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I TOLD YOU
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GET OFF MY PROPERTY-- SCRAM!
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GET LOST.
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I'M NOT ON YOUR PROPERTY
AND I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
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WHAT PART OF "GET LOST"
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DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE
UNDERSTANDING?
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WHY CAN'T YOU TALK TO ME?
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DON'T YOU LIKE KIDS?
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I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY
OR ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY KIDS
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AND ESPECIALLY KIDS LIKE YOU.
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I HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING TO YOU
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EXCEPT LIKE YOUR BOOKS
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AND TRY TO TALK TO YOU
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SO I CAN DO
MY SCHOOL REPORT.
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STAY AS LONG AS
YOU WANT, RAT-BRAT
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BUT I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
OR ANYBODY ELSE.
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STAY OUT THERE ALL WINTER,
FOR ALL I CARE.
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MAYBE I WILL.
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( bell ringing )
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ARR.
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ARR.
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( bell ringing )
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP,
ARE YOU, RAT-BRAT?
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YOU'VE BEEN HERE
EVERY BLASTED DAY
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STUBBORN AS A MULE.
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DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU.
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WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES IS IT
GOING TO TAKE TO GET RID OF YOU?
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ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS
FOR MY SCHOOL REPORT?
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IF I DO, WILL YOU STOP MOPING
AROUND AND LEAVE ME ALONE?
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YES.
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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ASK YOUR STUPID
QUESTIONS.
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WHEN DID YOU
START WRITING?
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1946.
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IS YOUR WRITING BASED
ON PERSONAL EXPERIENCE?
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OH, SURE, I SPENT
ALL MY MAGIC DAYS
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IN A HAPPY LITTLE HOUSE
BY A DRIPPY DOODLE DAIRY
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FULL OF ANGELS AND MAGIC GENIES
AND FAIRY DUST.
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HOLY CRACKERS!
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WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.
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WRITERS MAKE THINGS UP.
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IT'S ALL A LOT OF DOO-DOO.
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WHY DID YOU WRITE
YOUR BOOKS?
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BECAUSE I FELT LIKE LYING
TO LITTLE CHILDREN
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SO THEY'D GO AROUND BELIEVING
IN MIRACLES
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UNTIL THEY GET
OLD AND TIRED
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AND REALIZE
IT'S A BUNCH OF HOOEY.
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YOU MUST HAVE BELIEVED
IN THESE STORIES.
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I CAN TELL, THE WAY
YOU SAID...
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BELIEVE ME
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ALL THOSE STORIES I WROTE
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WERE NOTHING BUT LIES
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MADE-UP NONSENSE,
IDEALISTIC HOO-HA, CLAPTRAP.
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NOW GET OUT.
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OKAY, I'LL GO, BUT
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I'M NOT GOING TO
WRITE ABOUT
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SOME OTHER WRITER.
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WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO WRITE MY REPORT
ABOUT AGATHA CAULFIELD.
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I'M STILL YOUR
FAVORITE WRITER
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AFTER I TREATED YOU
LIKE A DOG?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU WROTE THESE BOOKS.
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READING THEM
MADE ME HAPPY.
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THOUGH YOU SAY YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN THIS STUFF YOU WROTE
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I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN,
YOU DO BELIEVE IT.
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YOU COULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN
THESE STORIES IF YOU DIDN'T.
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MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN YOURSELF ANYMORE.
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IF THAT'S REALLY TRUE,
I'M SORRY
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BUT I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU
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AND YOU'RE STILL
MY FAVORITE AUTHOR.
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MY FAVORITE AUTHOR,
AGATHA CAULFIELD
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WROTE SOME OF THE MOST POPULAR
CHILDREN'S BOOKS
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OF THE LAST 50 YEARS.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
SHE HASN'T WRITTEN
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A NEW BOOK IN TEN YEARS.
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SHE LIVES ALONE IN A RUNDOWN
HOUSE ON ELK ISLAND.
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"SHE'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY.
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"EVEN THOUGH HER BOOKS WERE
ABOUT HOPE AND BRIGHT FUTURES
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"MISS CAULFIELD LOST CONFIDENCE
IN HER OWN FUTURE
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"AND BECAME A BITTER,
ANGRY PERSON.
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"SHE QUIT WRITING BECAUSE SHE
STOPPED BELIEVING IN HERSELF.
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BUT SHE'S STILL MY FAVORITE
AUTHOR."
238
00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:01,636
MAN, WHAT A REPORT.
239
00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:05,807
MY FAVORITE AUTHOR
IS A NASTY, OLD BAT!
240
00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:06,182
( laughs )
241
00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:08,184
UNBELIEVABLE!
242
00:10:08,268 --> 00:10:10,854
I WISH THINGS HAD
TURNED OUT DIFFERENT.
243
00:10:10,937 --> 00:10:12,147
THAT'S LIFE, ARNOLD.
244
00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:14,441
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS
MAKE THINGS COME OUT
245
00:10:14,524 --> 00:10:16,151
THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO.
246
00:10:16,234 --> 00:10:17,610
Arnold:
YEAH, I GUESS.
247
00:10:38,631 --> 00:10:39,466
HUH?
248
00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:40,216
THE WEIRD-HEADED BOY
249
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,844
AND THE MEAN OLD WITCH.
250
00:10:42,927 --> 00:10:46,973
"ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS
A BOY WITH A WEIRD-SHAPED HEAD
251
00:10:47,057 --> 00:10:48,558
"WHO BELIEVED IN MAGIC.
252
00:10:48,641 --> 00:10:51,895
"THE LITTLE BOY HAD HEARD
ABOUT A KINDLY OLD MAGICIAN
253
00:10:51,978 --> 00:10:53,563
"WHO LIVED ON AN ISLAND
ALL BY HERSELF.
254
00:10:53,646 --> 00:10:57,150
"BUT WHEN HE FOUND HER,
THE BOY DISCOVERED
255
00:10:57,233 --> 00:11:00,737
"SHE WASN'T KINDLY, AND SHE
NO LONGER BELIEVED IN MAGIC.
256
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:03,406
"SHE HAD BECOME A MEAN
AND NASTY OLD WITCH.
257
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:06,076
"THE BOY WAS SAD,
BUT HE STILL BELIEVED
258
00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:08,828
"THE OLD WITCH WASN'T
AS BAD AS SHE SEEMED.
259
00:11:08,912 --> 00:11:10,830
"SO THE BOY WENT BACK EVERY DAY
260
00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:13,249
"AND WAITED OUTSIDE
THE WITCH'S HOUSE.
261
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,168
"AND THE WORLD-WEARY BOATMAN
262
00:11:15,251 --> 00:11:18,588
"LOOKED EMPATHETICALLY
AT HIS YOUNG AND EAGER CHARGE
263
00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:22,092
AND GROWLED IN A LOW,
BARNACLE-ENCRUSTED VOICE,
'ARR...'"
264
00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:22,926
DELIVER ME LUMBER.
265
00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:25,929
THE OLD BAT CAN STILL
SPIN A YARN-- ARR.
266
00:11:26,012 --> 00:11:28,431
"THE OLD WITCH WOULD ALWAYS
REMEMBER HER YOUNG VISITOR
267
00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:31,267
"AND WHAT SHE LEARNED FROM HIM.
268
00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:33,561
"EVEN IF YOU'RE AFRAID TO GO
LOOKING FOR MAGIC
269
00:11:33,645 --> 00:11:37,023
"MAGIC STILL MAY COME
LOOKING FOR YOU.
270
00:11:37,107 --> 00:11:38,191
THE END."
271
00:11:41,403 --> 00:11:43,571
( owl hoots,
typewriter clacks )
272
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:44,280
Caulfield:
HOLY CRACKERS!
273
00:11:44,364 --> 00:11:47,367
( rips page from typewriter )
274
00:11:48,493 --> 00:11:51,413
( traffic humming past )
275
00:11:51,496 --> 00:11:54,791
( kids chattering... )
276
00:11:58,795 --> 00:12:00,880
WOW, STINKY,
AMAZING SNEAKERS.
277
00:12:00,964 --> 00:12:02,173
HAH, MORE
THAN SNEAKERS
278
00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:04,467
ARNOLD-- BRAND-NEW
CATERPILLARS.
279
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,970
I SAVED UP MY ALLOWANCE
FOR 15 MONTHS
280
00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:08,513
TO PAY FOR HALF OF THESE.
281
00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:10,140
COULDN'T YOU AFFORD
THE DELUXE VERSION
282
00:12:10,223 --> 00:12:11,391
WITH CHASER LIGHTS?
283
00:12:11,474 --> 00:12:13,476
SHOOT, GERALD, I'D HAVE TO BE
284
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,479
A DANG MILLIONAIRE TO BUY THEM.
285
00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:17,689
( horn honks )
286
00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:21,109
( beeping )
287
00:12:22,402 --> 00:12:24,821
( limo door shuts )
288
00:12:24,904 --> 00:12:26,656
( limo speeds off )
289
00:12:26,739 --> 00:12:28,032
WHO IS THAT?
290
00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:29,367
JUDGING BY HIS SHOES
291
00:12:29,451 --> 00:12:31,828
I'D SAY HE'S A DANG MILLIONAIRE.
292
00:12:31,911 --> 00:12:34,330
OKAY, LORENZO,
IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME
293
00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:37,208
TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL,
BUT DON'T BE NERVOUS.
294
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,169
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'LL BE OKAY?
295
00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,712
SURE, MOM,
I'LL BE OKAY.
296
00:12:40,795 --> 00:12:43,840
( laughing maniacally )
297
00:12:43,923 --> 00:12:44,674
I'LL BE AVAILABLE BY PHONE.
298
00:12:44,757 --> 00:12:47,385
YOU'VE GOT DR. HERBERT'S NUMBER,
TOO.
299
00:12:47,469 --> 00:12:49,804
PETER WILL PICK
YOU UP AT 3:25.
300
00:12:49,888 --> 00:12:53,475
YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT
TO YOUR FIRST AFTER-
SCHOOL APPOINTMENT.
301
00:12:53,558 --> 00:12:55,810
I GOT MY SCHEDULE
RIGHT HERE, MOM.
302
00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:56,728
LOOK AT ME!
303
00:12:56,811 --> 00:12:58,980
I'M ALL MUDDY
AND I SMELL!
304
00:12:59,063 --> 00:13:00,356
( Harold laughing,
school bell rings )
305
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,776
( kids chattering )
306
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:04,944
WELL, BYE, MOM.
307
00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:09,532
NOW, CLASS, PLEASE
GIVE A WARM WELCOME
308
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,659
TO OUR NEW STUDENT,
LORENZO
309
00:13:11,743 --> 00:13:13,286
WHO COMES TO US
FROM PEAVINE ACADEMY.
310
00:13:13,369 --> 00:13:15,538
Both:
PEAVINE?!
311
00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:17,957
YES, I'M SURE YOU'LL
ALL MAKE HIM FEEL
312
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:18,958
RIGHT AT HOME.
313
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,376
NOW, WE WERE DISCUSSING
314
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:21,711
THE MOMENT IN 1876
315
00:13:21,794 --> 00:13:23,922
WHEN ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL...
316
00:13:24,005 --> 00:13:25,381
( cell phone rings )
317
00:13:25,465 --> 00:13:26,758
HELLO?
318
00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:28,051
OH, HI, MOM.
319
00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:29,260
UH, LORENZO,
WE DON'T ALLOW PHONES
320
00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:31,221
IN THIS CLASSROOM.
321
00:13:31,304 --> 00:13:32,305
BUT IT'S A CALL.
322
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:33,598
I HAVE TO TAKE IT.
323
00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:35,141
( all laughing )
324
00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:39,270
OKAY, WELL, LORENZO, YOU'RE NEW,
SO I'LL ALLOW IT THIS ONCE.
325
00:13:39,354 --> 00:13:40,772
BUT PLEASE BE BRIEF.
326
00:13:40,855 --> 00:13:43,233
UH, MOM, I HAVE
TO WRAP IT UP HERE.
327
00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:45,068
OKAY, VIOLA LESSON AT 5:00.
328
00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:46,778
SO, MOVE IT UP FROM 5:15?
329
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:47,904
RIGHT. BYE, MOM.
330
00:13:47,987 --> 00:13:47,987
( beeps off )
331
00:13:47,987 --> 00:13:48,404
SORRY.
332
00:13:48,488 --> 00:13:50,198
Both:
VIOLA LESSONS?
333
00:13:50,281 --> 00:13:52,158
( laughing )
334
00:13:52,242 --> 00:13:53,743
( all joining in )
335
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:55,578
HEY, VIOLA BOY.
336
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:56,913
WHAT YOU WORKING ON?
337
00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:58,915
RUNNING SOME KIND
OF BUSINESS?
338
00:13:58,998 --> 00:13:59,999
WELL, SORT OF.
339
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,377
I USE THIS TO CHECK
MY STOCKS SOMETIMES.
340
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,753
( cell phone rings )
341
00:14:03,836 --> 00:14:04,796
HI, DR. HERBERT.
342
00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:06,965
MAY I HAVE A FEW MINUTES ALONE?
343
00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:10,051
IT'S SCHEDULED TIME
WITH THE FAMILY THERAPIST.
344
00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:12,053
WHY NOT CALL HIM
AFTER RECESS?
345
00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:15,223
NO, SEE, AFTER RECESS
WE HAVE TWO HOURS OF CLASS.
346
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:17,016
THE REST OF THE DAY LOOKS BAD.
347
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,936
THEN WHEN I GET OUT OF
JUNIOR INVESTMENT CLUB
348
00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:21,563
VIOLA LESSONS TILL 6:00.
349
00:14:21,646 --> 00:14:24,107
THEN MY NUTRITIONIST ARRIVES
TO FIX DINNER.
350
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,567
WHILLIKERS!
351
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:26,734
THEN I READ A BOOK
352
00:14:26,818 --> 00:14:28,695
THEN 15 MINUTES OF FLASH CARDS
353
00:14:28,778 --> 00:14:31,197
A HALF HOUR OF TV AT 8:00,
THEN BED.
354
00:14:31,281 --> 00:14:33,116
MM-MMM!
THAT'S ONE BUSY BOY.
355
00:14:33,199 --> 00:14:34,784
BUSY? HE'S A FREAK.
356
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,286
LOOK AT THAT
SCHEDULE.
357
00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:37,537
WHEN DO YOU
HAVE ANY FUN?
358
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:41,624
I TRIED SCHEDULING
SOME FUN LAST MONTH,
BUT HAD TO CANCEL.
359
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,711
LORENZO, DON'T YOU EVER JUST,
YOU KNOW, GOOF OFF?
360
00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:45,503
GOOF OFF?
361
00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:46,963
DO NOTHING,
HANG OUT?
362
00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:47,255
SHOOT THE
BREEZE?
363
00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:49,382
BE A KID?
364
00:14:49,465 --> 00:14:51,467
BE A KID? I'VE NEVER
BEEN ASKED THAT BEFORE.
365
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:54,470
CRIMINY, HE'S HOPELESS.
366
00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:57,140
OKAY, TIME TO STOP
GAWKING AT GADGET BOY.
367
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,600
LET'S PLAY KICKBALL NOW.
368
00:14:58,683 --> 00:15:01,978
Kids:
YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
LET'S PLAY.
369
00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:02,061
( dial tone )
370
00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:02,704
DR. HERBERT?
371
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:02,704
( dial tone )
372
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:04,022
DR. HERBERT?
373
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:05,773
DR. HERBERT!
374
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:08,526
WANT TO PLAY KICKBALL?
375
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:09,652
OH, NO. DURING RECESS I ALWAYS
376
00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:12,071
REVIEW MY ANCIENT GREEK
FLASH CARDS.
377
00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,366
OH, YEAH, M-ME, TOO.
378
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,578
( dialing cell phone )
379
00:15:18,661 --> 00:15:20,538
HELLO, MOM?
ARE YOU THERE?
380
00:15:20,622 --> 00:15:23,416
OKAY, WELL, CALL ME BACK
AS SOON YOU CAN.
381
00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:25,460
( panicky ):
PETER'S THREE MINUTES LATE.
382
00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:27,712
I'M AFRAID
I'LL BE LATE
383
00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:29,172
FOR JUNIOR INVESTING.
384
00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:30,548
NOW HE'S 3½ MINUTES LATE.
385
00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:33,259
CALL YOU BACK
IN TWO MINUTES.
386
00:15:33,343 --> 00:15:34,677
LORENZO, HOW'S IT GOING?
387
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:35,928
FINE. I-I-I'M FINE.
388
00:15:36,012 --> 00:15:38,014
I MEAN, IT'S OKAY
MY RIDE IS LATE
389
00:15:38,097 --> 00:15:40,058
MY INVESTMENT CLUB
WILL HAVE STARTED
390
00:15:40,141 --> 00:15:42,101
MAKING ME LATE
FOR MY VIOLA, AND
391
00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:43,519
OH, MY WHOLE SCHEDULE
WILL BE MESSED UP!
392
00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:45,938
WAIT. SLOW DOWN, LORENZO.
393
00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:48,316
YOU SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD.
394
00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:48,983
OH, THANK YOU.
395
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,152
NO, THAT WASN'T
A COMPLIMENT.
396
00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:54,197
I MEANT, YOU'RE ACTING 30,
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
397
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:54,864
YOU'RE NINE--
A KID.
398
00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:57,158
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
399
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:59,202
ALL I KNOW IS MY SCHEDULE IS...
400
00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:01,537
YOUR SCHEDULE IS
DRIVING YOU CRAZY.
401
00:16:01,621 --> 00:16:02,705
BEEPER IN ONE HAND
402
00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:04,207
CELL PHONE IN THE OTHER
403
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:06,334
AND YOU LOOK AT YOUR WATCH
EVERY FIVE SECONDS.
404
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,252
YOU'RE A MESS.
405
00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:09,712
I AM A LITTLE
STRESSED OUT.
406
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:11,673
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO BE A KID.
407
00:16:11,756 --> 00:16:12,215
I DON'T?
408
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:13,216
LOOK, LORENZO
409
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:13,758
YOU NEED TO PUT AWAY
410
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:15,885
YOUR PHONES AND BEEPERS
411
00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:18,846
AND JUST HANG OUT WITH US
FOR ONE AFTERNOON--
412
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,891
ONE WHOLE AFTERNOON OF
SPONTANEOUS, UNORGANIZED FUN.
413
00:16:21,974 --> 00:16:24,936
HMM... SPONTANEOUS,
UNORGANIZED FUN.
414
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:28,147
THAT SOUNDS INTRIGUING,
IF WE PROPERLY SCHEDULE
415
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:29,190
AND ORGANIZE IT.
416
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:30,733
IT'S JUST
NOT LIKE THAT.
417
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,236
I'M TALKING NO SCHEDULE--
JUST UNPLANNED FUN.
418
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:33,653
WELL...
419
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:35,363
( horn honks )
420
00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:38,032
WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT TO LOSE?
421
00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:39,075
( sighs )
OKAY.
422
00:16:39,158 --> 00:16:40,118
I'LL TRY IT.
423
00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:42,537
TOMORROW, AFTER SCHOOL,
I'LL COME AND
424
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,289
HOW DO YOU SAY...
"HANG OUT" WITH YOU GUYS.
425
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,668
( whiny ):
OH, NO, ARNOLD.
426
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:49,585
YOU DIDN'T
POSSIBLY OFFER
427
00:16:49,669 --> 00:16:52,422
TO HELP LORENZO,
DID YOU?
428
00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,590
I TOLD HIM TO SKIP
HIS APPOINTMENTS
429
00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:56,092
AND HANG OUT WITH US.
430
00:16:56,175 --> 00:16:57,051
( all groan )
431
00:16:57,135 --> 00:17:00,096
THAT PLAN REALLY BITES, ARNOLD.
432
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:02,390
WE CAN TAKE AWAY
HIS HIGH-TECH STUFF
433
00:17:02,473 --> 00:17:04,183
AND SHOW HIM HOW TO HAVE FUN.
434
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,310
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN HIS LIFE
435
00:17:06,394 --> 00:17:08,312
HE'LL UNDERSTAND BEING A KID.
436
00:17:10,022 --> 00:17:11,441
Arnold:
YOUR SCHEDULE
IS DRIVING YOU CRAZY.
437
00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:13,776
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
438
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,028
A BEEPER IN ONE HAND,
CELL PHONE IN THE OTHER
439
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:20,116
AND YOU LOOK AT YOUR WATCH
EVERY FIVE SECONDS.
440
00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:21,284
YOU'RE A MESS.
441
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:25,705
( bell tolling hour... )
442
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,462
( horn blaring, skidding )
443
00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:35,923
( kids chattering )
444
00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:38,092
( motor slowing,
horn tooting )
445
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:42,555
SO, YOU READY,
LORENZO?
446
00:17:42,638 --> 00:17:43,222
OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
447
00:17:43,306 --> 00:17:45,475
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
448
00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:47,935
I'M NOT SURE IF THIS
KID AFTERNOON THING
449
00:17:48,019 --> 00:17:49,312
IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA.
450
00:17:49,395 --> 00:17:51,898
LORENZO, YOU PROMISED
YOU WOULD DO THIS.
451
00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:52,648
YEAH, BUT, BUT, I...
452
00:17:52,732 --> 00:17:53,649
YOU CAN DO IT.
453
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,234
GIVE ME THE BEEPER
454
00:17:55,318 --> 00:17:56,736
GIVE ME
THE CELL PHONE.
455
00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:00,156
WHAT'S THAT THING?
456
00:18:00,239 --> 00:18:00,990
GIVE IT TO ME, TOO.
457
00:18:01,073 --> 00:18:04,410
I'M NOT GOING TO
MY NEXT APPOINTMENTS.
458
00:18:04,494 --> 00:18:05,828
I'LL LEAVE THIS WITH YOU.
459
00:18:05,912 --> 00:18:07,163
Gerald:
OKAY, LORENZO
460
00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:08,247
WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
461
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:15,546
( yelling and shouting )
462
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:16,506
( crack of bat )
463
00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:19,133
( cheering )
464
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,097
THROW, THROW!
465
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:28,935
( kids groan )
466
00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:31,479
HE'S GOT FLASH CARDS
IN ANCIENT GREEK
467
00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:33,606
BUT NEVER PLAYED
A BASEBALL GAME?
468
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,900
THERE'S SOME KIND OF... EECH
ABOUT A KID
469
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:37,985
WHO'S NEVER PLAYED BASEBALL.
470
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:44,534
A GUY
471
00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:47,578
IN A CHEF'S HAT.
472
00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:49,956
A MISTER FUDGIE.
473
00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:52,917
A SCOTTISH TERRIER.
474
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,753
RISING CUMULONIMBUS FORMATIONS?
475
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:01,551
( clang )
476
00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:02,552
HOT DANG, I GOT ONE.
477
00:19:02,635 --> 00:19:04,887
( gulls cawing )
478
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:04,971
( clang )
479
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:07,265
( laughs )
480
00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:09,851
( glass breaking )
481
00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:11,519
( gasps )
482
00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:15,398
All:
RUN!
483
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,649
HMM... ARTIFICIAL
COLORINGS
484
00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:18,734
AND FLAVORINGS?
485
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:20,528
WHY DO YOU EAT THIS?
486
00:19:20,611 --> 00:19:22,280
UH... 'CAUSE IT'S GOOD.
487
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:24,615
I LIKE TO SMEAR SOME
AROUND MY MOUTH
488
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:28,077
AND THEN LICK IT OFF LATER
AFTER I'VE FINISHED THE REST.
489
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,705
YEAH, I LIKE TO EAT THEM
IN ONE BITE.
490
00:19:30,788 --> 00:19:32,415
( chomp )
491
00:19:32,498 --> 00:19:33,916
AHH, AHH! BRAIN FREEZE!
492
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,167
( all laughing )
493
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:36,168
I HATE THIS!
494
00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:38,421
IT HURTS, MOMMY!
495
00:19:38,504 --> 00:19:40,548
I DON'T GET IT,
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
496
00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:41,799
( laughter stops )
497
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:45,177
( back-up alarm beeping )
498
00:19:47,972 --> 00:19:50,141
HOW YOU DOING,
LORENZO?
499
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:53,102
IT'S NO USE. I'LL
NEVER LEARN HOW
TO BE A KID.
500
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:55,396
COME ON, YOU'RE
JUST GETTING STARTED.
501
00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:56,355
DON'T GIVE UP.
502
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:03,487
COME ON, YOU BUNCH
OF WUSSY BABIES!
503
00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:04,947
( laughs )
504
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,407
OH, WHOA, WHOA...!
505
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,116
( splash )
506
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:08,075
( laughing )
507
00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:10,828
HEY, BUBBA,
WATCH THIS.
508
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,919
All three:
OH, OH, WHOA, WHOA!
509
00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:20,796
( laughing )
510
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,298
YOU GUYS DON'T WANT ME
511
00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:25,051
TO ACTUALLY WALK ACROSS
THIS PIPE, DO YOU?
512
00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:27,136
GO AHEAD.
YOU CAN DO IT.
513
00:20:27,219 --> 00:20:28,346
WHAT IF I FALL?
514
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:30,306
IT'S ONLY MUD, LORENZO.
515
00:20:30,389 --> 00:20:31,682
YOU CAN DO IT.
516
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:34,769
ARNOLD, THIS
IS POINTLESS
517
00:20:34,852 --> 00:20:35,811
MILDLY DANGEROUS
518
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:37,480
AND ALL WE'LL
ACCOMPLISH
519
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,190
IS TO GET MUDDY
AND SMELLY.
520
00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:40,232
WHERE'S THE FUN?
521
00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:45,821
WHOA, WHOA...
522
00:20:45,905 --> 00:20:52,328
( all laughing )
523
00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:55,873
WHOA!
524
00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:58,000
( screaming )
525
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:05,216
( yelling )
526
00:21:05,883 --> 00:21:09,261
( gasping, murmuring )
527
00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:15,142
WHOA, LOOK AT ME.
528
00:21:15,226 --> 00:21:17,561
I'M ALL MUDDY AND...
( sniffing )
529
00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:18,729
I SMELL!
530
00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:21,857
All:
YAY!
531
00:21:21,941 --> 00:21:29,532
( shouting and cheering )
532
00:21:29,615 --> 00:21:32,034
( laughing )
533
00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:34,829
( yelling like Tarzan )
534
00:21:34,912 --> 00:21:36,580
HOW'S IT FEEL, LORENZO?
535
00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:38,416
I'M A KID!
536
00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:39,083
I'M A KID!
537
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,626
Mother:
LORENZO!
538
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:41,002
WHERE WERE YOU?!
539
00:21:41,085 --> 00:21:42,503
ARE YOU OKAY?
540
00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:44,714
YEAH, MOM, I'M FINE,
I'M FINE.
541
00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:46,590
OKAY? YOU'RE
COVERED IN MUD!
542
00:21:46,674 --> 00:21:49,218
YOU'VE MISSED ALL
YOUR APPOINTMENTS.
543
00:21:49,301 --> 00:21:50,386
BUT IT WAS GREAT.
544
00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:52,304
I THREW ROCKS IN THE DUMPSTER
545
00:21:52,388 --> 00:21:54,223
I PLAYED BASEBALL,
I LOOKED AT THE CLOUDS
546
00:21:54,306 --> 00:21:57,560
I ATE FOOD WITH
NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
547
00:21:57,643 --> 00:21:59,770
MOM, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,
I FELT LIKE A KID.
548
00:21:59,854 --> 00:22:01,731
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
549
00:22:01,814 --> 00:22:03,524
I'M GOING TO CALL
DR. HERBERT.
550
00:22:03,607 --> 00:22:04,567
MOM, CALM DOWN.
551
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:06,610
DON'T DO THIS IN
FRONT OF MY FRIENDS.
552
00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:07,069
YOUR FRIENDS?
553
00:22:07,153 --> 00:22:09,447
I LIKE THESE KIDS.
554
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:10,740
I LIKE THIS SCHOOL.
555
00:22:10,823 --> 00:22:12,450
I WANT TO STAY
AT P.S. 118.
556
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:13,951
( sighs )
OKAY, LORENZO.
557
00:22:14,035 --> 00:22:17,204
I SENSE YOUR PASSION ABOUT THIS
AND WE'LL DISCUSS IT
558
00:22:17,288 --> 00:22:20,082
AT OUR FAMILY PRODUCTION MEETING
ON MONDAY.
559
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:21,042
OKAY.
560
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:21,500
TIME TO GO,
LORENZO.
561
00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:24,545
THANKS, ARNOLD.
562
00:22:24,628 --> 00:22:26,255
( car door closes )
563
00:22:26,338 --> 00:22:26,756
( cell phone rings )
564
00:22:26,839 --> 00:22:28,883
HELLO. RIGHT.
565
00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:30,593
SEE YOU TOMORROW, ARNOLD.
566
00:22:30,676 --> 00:22:31,844
I MIGHT BE RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE.
567
00:22:31,927 --> 00:22:34,346
TAKE THE HIGHWAY, PETER.
568
00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:35,848
WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE.
569
00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,726
WELL, ARNOLD, LORENZO'S
BACK ON SCHEDULE.
570
00:22:38,809 --> 00:22:40,936
ONE SMALL STEP
AT A TIME, GERALD.
571
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,854
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
ARNOLD.
572
00:22:41,937 --> 00:22:45,024
( all talking )
573
00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:48,194
Helga:
LET'S GO SPIT IN THE RIVER.
574
00:22:48,277 --> 00:22:50,780
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
575
00:22:50,863 --> 00:22:54,283
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