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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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( clock bell chiming )
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( school bell rings )
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OKAY, RECESS IS OVER.
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LET'S GO, BALLS IN.
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( kids laughing )
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SO, ARNOLD.
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HI, CURLY.
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LAST DAY AS
BALL MONITOR, HUH?
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UH-HUH.
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LAST DAY AS
BALL MONITOR, HUH?
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UH-HUH.
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IT'S PRETTY GOOD BEING
BALL MONITOR, ISN'T IT?
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I MEAN, YOU GET RESPECT
AS BALL MONITOR, RIGHT?
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I GUESS SO.
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YOU GET TO GO
TO RECESS EARLY
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AND THEN STAY LATE,
PUTTING THE BALLS BACK.
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BEST OF ALL, YOU DECIDE
WHO GETS A BALL.
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THAT COMMANDS
SOME HEFTY RESPECT.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.
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HEY, NEED SOME HELP?
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THANKS, CURLY.
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WELL, I FIGURE I'D BETTER GET
USED TO CARRYING THESE.
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( humming )
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( alarm clock rings )
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Curly:
TODAY IS MY DAY, THE DAY
I BECOME BALL MONITOR.
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I'LL SMILE AND BE PLEASANT.
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HECK, I'LL BE DOWNRIGHT
AMIABLE, A REAL BON VIVANT.
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THAT CURLY IS ONE
REAL BON VIVANT.
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I'LL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN
FOR MY FELLOW STUDENTS.
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I'LL LET PEOPLE ANSWER
QUESTIONS IN CLASS
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I COULD HAVE EASILY ANSWERED.
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WAIT, I KNOW, I KNOW!
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I ACTUALLY KNOW!
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I'LL EVEN LET PEOPLE CUT
IN FRONT OF ME.
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Sid:
YOU KNOW, CURLY'S ALL RIGHT.
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Curly:
AT RECESS, THE ANNOUNCEMENT
WILL BE MADE.
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MR. SIMMONS WILL GATHER US
ALL TOGETHER...
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WELL, CLASS,
IT'S MONDAY RECESS
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AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING.
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THIS WEEK'S BALL MONITOR IS...
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SID.
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( gasps )
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COME AND GET THEM!
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BUT TODAY IS MY DAY.
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I'M THE ONE, IT'S ME!
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CURLY, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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YES, I'M THIS WEEK'S
BALL MONITOR.
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I'M THE BALL MONITOR!
I AM, ME!
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ACTUALLY, CURLY, SID IS
OUR BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK.
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I HAVE IT ON MY CHART.
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DON'T WORRY,
YOUR TURN WILL COME.
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HEY, YOU TWO...
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THAT PAINT IS TOXIC.
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PLEASE, DON'T EAT IT.
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( guffawing )
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( belly laughing )
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CURLY'S ACTING
A LITTLE STRANGE TODAY.
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TODAY?
HE'S STRANGE EVERY DAY.
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( bell ringing )
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OH-OH. SORRY, SON.
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ALMOST HAD
A FENDER BENDER.
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BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK,
ARE YOU?
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EXCELLENT, LOTS
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
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OPEN THIS DOOR NOW.
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YOU'RE IN MY OFFICE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M NOT OPENING THIS DOOR.
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I'M NOT COMING OUT.
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I'M MAD AS HECK
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AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT
ANYMORE.
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WHAT?
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TURNS OUT I AM NOT
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THE BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK.
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I WANTED THE RESPONSIBILITY.
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OH, I CAN TASTE IT.
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AND I'M NOT HAVING
A FINE DAY.
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IN FACT, SOMETHING HAS GONE
TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG!
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I'LL SAY SOMETHING
HAS GONE WRONG.
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COME OUT OR YOU'LL BE FACING
SOME VERY UNPLEASANT TIMES
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I'M WARNING YOU.
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HERE'S CURLY.
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( yelps )
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THAT'S ONE.
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ONE FOR ME AND 498 TO GO!
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( cackling maniacally )
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( thunder )
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( kids murmuring excitedly )
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I HEARD CURLY'S GONE
AND HOLED HIMSELF UP
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IN PRINCIPAL WARTZ'S OFFICE
WITH A BAG OF BALLS.
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MY BAG OF BALLS.
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AND NOW
HE WON'T COME OUT.
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OKAY, YOUNG MAN,
I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE.
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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I KNEW HE'D COME
TO HIS SENSES.
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STAND BACK,
HE'S COMING OUT.
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HEY, WHAT'D YOU
DO THAT FOR?
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GET BACK!
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BACK, I SAY.
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( all squealing )
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I THINK CURLY'S
FINALLY SNAPPED.
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NO KIDDING.
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CURLY'S SNAPPED.
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HE'S THROWING KICKBALLS
AT PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
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MY KICKBALLS!
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IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED.
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OUR DEMENTED CURLY HAS GONE
OVER THE EDGE.
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CURLY, SNAPPED?
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HOW TERRIBLE.
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TERRIBLY SAD.
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THERE'S A GRAND BROUHAHA OUTSIDE
PRINCIPAL WARTZ'S OFFICE.
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LET'S GO.
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YOUNG MAN,
YOUNG MAN.
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HIS NAME'S CURLY,
MR. PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
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OH, THANK YOU. CURLY!
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( over intercom ):
Thaddeus. My name is Thaddeus.
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THADDEUS CURLY GAMELTHORP
TO YOU, WARTZ.
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WELL, MR. GAMELTHORP, LET'S TALK
LIKE CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS.
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WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS:
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INJUSTICE!
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Day in and day out.
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But the ultimate injustice is
what happened today.
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TODAY I WAS DENIED
MY SACRED RIGHT
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to be this week's ball monitor.
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And I was ready to accept
that responsibility.
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But did I get it?
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No! And why?
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I was slapped down by the man!
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OH, MY WORD.
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I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.
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( high-pitched jangling )
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FOR WEEKS, I STUDIED
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THE PROPER BALL MONITOR
PROCEDURES AND ETIQUETTE.
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I AWAITED MY TURN.
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I LOOKED FORWARD TO GETTING
MY SHRED OF RESPECT.
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MAN, HE REALLY WANTED
TO BE BALL MONITOR.
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I HATED BEING
BALL MONITOR.
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YOU HAVE TO LUG THOSE BALLS
IN AND OUT.
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AND THEN YOU GOT
TO COLLECT THEM
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ALL OVER AGAIN
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
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CURLY! CURLY, IT'S ME,
MR. SIMMONS SPEAKING.
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( clearing throat )
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WE ALL RESPECT YOU,
AND THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL.
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NOW, WHY DON'T YOU OPEN
THE DOOR, AND...
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SAVE YOUR NEW-AGEISMS
FOR THE SAPS, GRANOLA BOY!
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OW!
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I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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THIS BOY IS DISTURBED.
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I'M GOING TO RAM
THE DOOR
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GET HIM IN A HEADLOCK...
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PLEASE, HE NEEDS
SENSITIVITY
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NOW MORE THAN EVER.
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PLEASE, LET ME REASON WITH HIM.
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REASON WITH ME? HA!
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WHY SHOULD I REASON
WITH THE LIKES OF YOU?
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I'M TOO SMART
FOR YOUR EXECUTIVE GAMES.
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NICE JOB, MR. SENSITIVE.
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GIVE ME TIME,
WE'LL TALK HIM DOWN.
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CURLY, WHY ARE YOU
IN PRINCIPAL WARTZ'S OFFICE
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WITH ALL OF
THE SCHOOL'S KICKBALLS?
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Why?
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YOU SHOULD KNOW, OF ALL PEOPLE.
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FOR WEEKS I MARKED THE DAYS OFF
MY CALENDAR, ONE BY ONE.
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TILL TODAY,
THE DAY I WOULD FINALLY
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BE APPOINTED BALL MONITOR!
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I opened the front door
to P.S. 118
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and everyone walked in past me
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just assuming
I was the doorman.
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WELL, HE WAS JUST STANDING
THERE, SO, I WENT IN.
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AND HAROLD ANSWERED THE BONUS
QUESTION I WAS ABOUT TO ANSWER.
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HAROLD STOLE THE QUESTION
FROM ME!
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ANOTHER INJUSTICE.
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NO FAIR! HE LET ME ANSWER
THAT QUESTION!
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YOU LET HAROLD ANSWER
THAT QUESTION.
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Then Sid takes my place
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AT THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN
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AND IS REWARDED BY THE SYSTEM BY
GETTING MY JOB OF BALL MONITOR.
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CURLY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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YOU TAKE OVER
AS BALL MONITOR.
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I COULD DO IT NEXT WEEK.
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I DON'T WANT
YOUR BALL MONITOR WEEK.
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I WANTED MY OWN.
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( screaming )
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LISTEN, MR. CAMELTHORP...
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IT'S GAMELTHORP.
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OKAY, YOU. YOU'RE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE.
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WHAT ARE
YOUR DEMANDS?
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MY DEMANDS? I'LL TELL YOU
MY DEMANDS.
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I WANT TWO YAHOO SODAS,
AND, UH... AND A MEATBALL SUB.
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HMM, HE'S PLAYING HARDBALL.
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AND I WANT THEM DELIVERED
BY SOMEONE I CAN TRUST--
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LAST WEEK'S BALL MONITOR,
ARNOLD.
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ME?
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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( cackling )
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I'VE GOT 300 MORE KICKBALLS
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AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.
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OKAY, DANCE!
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( kids screaming )
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NICE JOB, ARNOLD.
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YOU GET CURLY
TO OPEN THAT DOOR
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AND WE'LL RUSH IN
AND GRAB HIM.
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SHOULDN'T WE TRY
TO TALK TO HIM?
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WE'RE DOING MY PLAN!
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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.
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NOT YOUR TALKING PLAN.
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SHH. NOW, JUST
LET HIM TRY.
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REMEMBER,
SENSITIVITY.
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LOOK, WE'RE DEALING WITH
A DANGEROUS ELEMENT HERE.
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IT'S JUST CURLY.
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AND THEY'RE JUST KICKBALLS.
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THEY'RE NOT DANGEROUS.
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CURLY? I'VE GOT THE YAHOO
AND THE MEATBALL SUB.
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OPEN THE DOOR,
AND I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU.
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YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?
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YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT SOME PLAN.
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I'VE JUST GOT THE MEATBALL SUB.
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OPEN THE DOOR.
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OKAY.
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BUT FIRST, EVERYONE, BACK AWAY.
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GET BACK!
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MOVE IT, PEOPLE.
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YOU WOULDN'T DOUBLE-CROSS ME?
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NO, CURLY.
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OKAY, ARNOLD, COME IN.
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WHILLIKERS!
244
00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:46,580
NOW WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A HOSTAGE SITUATION.
245
00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:48,248
YAHOO, AIN'T NOTHING TO IT
BUT TO DO IT.
246
00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:51,084
CURLY, WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
247
00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,712
BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE BALL MONITOR.
248
00:09:53,795 --> 00:09:55,463
I CAN SHOW YOU
MY CALENDAR.
249
00:09:55,547 --> 00:09:59,509
LOOK, IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE BALL MONITOR
250
00:09:59,592 --> 00:10:02,304
THEN LET'S TALK
TO MR. SIMMONS ABOUT IT.
251
00:10:02,387 --> 00:10:04,389
WE NEED TO TALK TO MR. SIMMONS.
252
00:10:05,849 --> 00:10:07,183
LET'S SEE,
HERE'S HAROLD.
253
00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:10,520
EUGENE, RHONDA, SHEENA...
254
00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:12,230
OH, I SEE
WHERE I LOST YOU.
255
00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:14,816
LOOK! THE WEEK
OF THE HOLIDAY
256
00:10:14,899 --> 00:10:17,652
I DIDN'T CARRY IT OVER
TO THE WEEK OF THE 12th.
257
00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,029
YOU WERE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
258
00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:20,155
AND I WAS WRONG.
259
00:10:20,238 --> 00:10:23,533
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK.
260
00:10:23,616 --> 00:10:24,868
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!
261
00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:26,703
GREAT. LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.
262
00:10:26,786 --> 00:10:29,539
OH, NO. NOT UNTIL I HAVE
A DEAL IN PLACE.
263
00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:31,374
WE NEED SID.
264
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,751
WE NEED SID.
265
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:33,626
Sid:
YOU TAKE OVER TOMORROW
266
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:36,713
DO THE REST OF THE WEEK
AND NEXT MONDAY.
267
00:10:36,796 --> 00:10:39,591
THEN I'LL TAKE OVER
FOR THE REST OF NEXT WEEK.
268
00:10:39,674 --> 00:10:40,967
NAH, TOO MESSY.
269
00:10:41,051 --> 00:10:43,345
HOW ABOUT IF YOU LET
SID FINISH THIS WEEK
270
00:10:43,428 --> 00:10:45,221
AND START YOUR WEEK
NEXT WEEK?
271
00:10:45,305 --> 00:10:46,306
CURLY?
272
00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:50,226
WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO HAMMER OUT
THE DETAILS, BUT... OKAY.
273
00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:54,939
CURLY, I'M PROUD OF YOU
274
00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:57,275
FOR COMING TO THIS
REASONABLE AGREEMENT.
275
00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:58,818
LET'S GO BACK TO CLASS.
276
00:10:59,152 --> 00:11:00,945
WHAT HAPPENED?
277
00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:02,197
ANY BLOODSHED?
278
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,490
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
279
00:11:03,573 --> 00:11:04,908
WE SOLVED THE PROBLEM
PEACEFULLY.
280
00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:07,911
All:
YAY!
281
00:11:07,994 --> 00:11:08,578
I THINK WE ALL LEARNED
282
00:11:08,662 --> 00:11:10,997
A VALUABLE LESSON
HERE TODAY.
283
00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:12,457
DON'T TRUST
THE QUIET ONES.
284
00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:13,541
THEY'LL GO BONKERS
285
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,794
AND HOLE UP
IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
286
00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:17,087
NOW, COME ON, CLASS.
287
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,254
WE'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH TIME
288
00:11:18,338 --> 00:11:20,382
TO FINISH WATCHING
THE SLIDES
289
00:11:20,465 --> 00:11:23,551
OF MY VISIT
TO TIERRA DEL FUEGO.
290
00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:25,887
ALL RIGHT, SON,
COME WITH ME.
291
00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:26,554
WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME?
292
00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:29,265
I THOUGHT WE WORKED IT
ALL OUT.
293
00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:31,726
REMEMBER, PRINCIPAL WARTZ,
SENSITIVITY!
294
00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,603
HA! I'LL GIVE YOU
SENSITIVITY.
295
00:11:33,686 --> 00:11:36,439
I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK'S WORTH
OF SENSITIVITY
296
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:37,899
EVERY DAY
AFTER SCHOOL.
297
00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:41,069
Curly:
HEY, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
IN DETENTION.
298
00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:43,446
COME ON, I'LL DIE
IF I'M IN DETENTION!
299
00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:43,530
( bell ringing )
300
00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:44,864
NO!
301
00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:46,116
I'M THE BALL MONITOR!
302
00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:47,283
( dog barking )
303
00:11:54,332 --> 00:11:55,875
( man singing on radio )
304
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,753
MAN, THERE'S NOTHING
GOOD ON THE RADIO.
305
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:00,922
LEAVE IT THERE,
I LOVE THIS SONG.
306
00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:03,133
♪ That's the meaning
of eternity ♪
307
00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:04,467
♪ I SAW, I SAW ♪
308
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,136
♪ YOUR FACE, AND WOW! ♪
309
00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:08,471
That was Ronnie Matthews'
hit single
310
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,515
I Saw Your Face, And Wow!
311
00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:13,351
Want to go backstage
to a Ronnie Matthews concert
312
00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:16,980
then have dinner with Ronnie?
313
00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:19,691
Write and say why
you'd be the best choice
314
00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:20,650
to win an evening with Ronnie.
315
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:24,154
OH, MY GOSH, AN EVENING
WITH RONNIE MATTHEWS.
316
00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:26,072
I MUST WIN.
317
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:26,990
WHO IS THIS GUY?
318
00:12:27,073 --> 00:12:30,243
THE GREATEST SINGING SENSATION
IN 50 YEARS.
319
00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:32,245
AW, GET A GRIP,
YOU WIMPS.
320
00:12:32,328 --> 00:12:34,247
DON'T YOU HAVE
BETTER THINGS TO DO?
321
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:37,417
LET'S GO SPIT IN THE RIVER.
322
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:37,500
♪ ...your face, and wow! ♪
323
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,704
HEY, PHOEBE.
324
00:12:38,704 --> 00:12:38,704
♪ ...your face, and wow! ♪
325
00:12:38,704 --> 00:12:40,503
HEY, PHOEBE.
326
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,338
AFRAID I CAN'T JOIN YOU
AT THE RIVER, HELGA.
327
00:12:42,422 --> 00:12:45,508
I HAVE THINGS TO DO AT HOME.
328
00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:45,967
♪ ...and wow! ♪
329
00:12:50,847 --> 00:12:55,477
( music plays... )
330
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,729
♪ I saw your face, and wow! ♪
331
00:12:57,812 --> 00:12:59,522
( squeals )
NOW, TO COMPOSE
332
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,482
THE WINNING CONTEST ENTRY.
333
00:13:00,565 --> 00:13:03,193
♪ Right then I took a vow ♪
334
00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:07,447
♪ That we'd be together, girl,
just you and me ♪
335
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:10,366
♪ That's the meaning
of eternity ♪
336
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:12,702
♪ I saw, I saw ♪
337
00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:13,912
♪ Your face... ♪
338
00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:14,954
♪ and wow! ♪
339
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,247
♪ I saw, I saw ♪
340
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:17,290
♪ your face... ♪
341
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:18,666
♪ and wow! ♪
342
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,085
♪ And wow! And wow! And wow! ♪
343
00:13:21,169 --> 00:13:22,670
( slot clangs )
344
00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:24,881
( car horn honks )
345
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:25,256
( someone gasps )
346
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:27,050
I CAN'T WAIT.
347
00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:30,345
I REALLY, REALLY, HOPE I WIN.
348
00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,263
I CAN'T BEAR THE TENSION.
349
00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:34,098
YOU'RE ALL WASTING
YOUR TIME.
350
00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,892
I'M ABOUT TO MAIL IN
THE WINNING ENTRY.
351
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:43,441
OH, PLEASE,
LET ME WIN THIS CONTEST.
352
00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:44,984
I WROTE MY BEST STUFF.
353
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,737
I HOPE THIS WORKS OUT. AMEN.
354
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:50,448
Now the moment
you've been waiting for.
355
00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:51,741
Drum roll, please.
356
00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:55,078
The winner of the Ronnie
Matthews concert tickets
357
00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:56,412
and dinner is...
Phoebe Heyerdahl.
358
00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:58,915
( all gasp )
PHOEBE?!
359
00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:00,124
Phoebe Heyerdahl.
360
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,376
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
361
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:04,754
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, WON.
362
00:14:04,837 --> 00:14:06,548
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ENTERED THE CONTEST.
363
00:14:06,631 --> 00:14:08,299
YOU MUST BE
REALLY EXCITED.
364
00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:11,427
I'M... QUITE PLEASED.
365
00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:13,888
Phoebe:
I WON, I WON, I WON!
366
00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:15,890
I GET TO MEET RONNIE MATTHEWS!
367
00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:17,850
I GET TO MEET
RONNIE MATTHEWS!
368
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:18,434
OH, JOY, OH, RAPTURE!
369
00:14:18,518 --> 00:14:20,395
( shrieking )
370
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,897
♪ ...your face, and wow! ♪
371
00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,774
COME ON, HELGA, PLEASE.
372
00:14:24,857 --> 00:14:25,858
DROP IT.
373
00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:28,361
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
YOU'VE REVEALED YOURSELF
374
00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:29,904
TO BE A HOPELESS
RONNIE MATTHEWS FAN.
375
00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:32,448
DON'T MAKE IT WORSE
BY DRAGGING ME ALONG.
376
00:14:32,532 --> 00:14:35,451
BUT I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO JOIN ME.
377
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:36,327
WHAT FOR?
378
00:14:36,411 --> 00:14:38,663
FOR... EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
379
00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:40,248
I'VE BEEN TO CONCERTS.
380
00:14:40,331 --> 00:14:42,709
IT'S IDIOTS SCREAMING
THEIR LUNGS OUT
381
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,752
OVER SOME LAME GUITAR PLAYER.
382
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:47,964
RONNIE MATTHEWS
IS AN ACCOMPLISHED GUITARIST
383
00:14:48,047 --> 00:14:50,675
AND WRITES
UNIQUELY INTELLIGENT LYRICS.
384
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,219
HE'S... THE VOICE
OF OUR GENERATION.
385
00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:57,473
MAN, YOU'VE REALLY
SNAPPED YOUR CAP
OVER THIS GUY.
386
00:14:57,557 --> 00:14:58,308
AH... YES.
387
00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:00,977
PLEASE COME
TO THE CONCERT WITH ME.
388
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,353
IT'S ONLY A FEW HOURS
389
00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:04,314
AND THERE'LL BE LOTS
OF FREE STUFF. PLEASE?
390
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:04,397
HMM?
391
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:05,356
OKAY.
392
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,942
THANK YOU, THANK YOU...
393
00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:31,507
LET'S KICK IT.
394
00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:32,425
M.C.:
AND NOW, LIVE...
395
00:15:32,508 --> 00:15:35,386
BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES...
396
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:36,804
( crowd claps and cheers )
397
00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:41,184
...THE ONE, THE ONLY,
RONNIE MATTHEWS.
398
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:45,063
( crowd cheers )
399
00:15:45,146 --> 00:15:48,691
♪ I SAW YOUR FACE, AND WOW! ♪
400
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,987
♪ RIGHT THEN I TOOK A VOW ♪
401
00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:57,116
♪ THAT WE'D BE TOGETHER, GIRL,
JUST YOU AND ME ♪
402
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,286
♪ THAT'S THE MEANING
OF ETERNITY ♪
403
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,412
♪ I SAW, I SAW ♪
404
00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:03,414
♪ YOUR FACE... AND WOW! ♪
405
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,541
♪ I SAW, I SAW ♪
406
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,753
♪ YOUR FACE... AND WOW! ♪
407
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,213
♪ I SAW, I SAW ♪
408
00:16:10,296 --> 00:16:13,049
♪ YOUR FACE... AND WOW! ♪
409
00:16:13,132 --> 00:16:17,053
( playing guitar )
410
00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:18,805
Phoebe:
OH, THIS IS IT,
WE'RE BACKSTAGE.
411
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:22,225
ANY MINUTE WE'LL MEET
RONNIE MATTHEWS.
412
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:28,231
WELL, THIS
IS GLAMOROUS.
413
00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:28,815
I KNOW, ISN'T IT?
414
00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:31,234
YOU'RE THE GIRLS,
RIGHT?
415
00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:33,236
I'M CYNTHIA, RONNIE'S MANAGER.
416
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:34,696
OKAY, HERE'S THE 4-1-1.
417
00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:37,073
RONNIE HE HAS TO GET
HIS MAKE-UP OFF
418
00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:40,410
TAKE A SAUNA, HAVE A MASSAGE,
MEDITATE, DRESS.
419
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:40,493
WOW!
420
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:41,744
WE DON'T HAVE
ALL NIGHT, LADY.
421
00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:44,288
WE'RE KIDS,
WE HAVE CURFEWS, YOU KNOW.
422
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:49,168
YOU'RE CHARMING,
ANYWAY, A FEW RULES
ABOUT BEING WITH RONNIE.
423
00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:51,087
DON'T ASK HIM
HARD QUESTIONS
424
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,088
LIKE, ANYTHING
425
00:16:52,171 --> 00:16:54,298
HE CAN'T ANSWER
WITH YES OR NO.
426
00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:57,677
LAUGH AT ALL HIS JOKES,
DON'T TOUCH HIS WHITE SUIT
427
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,762
COMPLIMENT HIS SINGING,
CLOTHING, HAIR.
428
00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:03,266
RONNIE'S READY,
REMEMBER THE RULES.
429
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,309
RONNIE'S HAIR STYLIST, MASSEUSE
430
00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,895
TAILOR, PSYCHIC,
VIDEO GAME CONSULTANT
431
00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:10,815
RONNIE'S PERSONAL ONE-ON-ONE
BASKETBALL OPPONENT
432
00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:13,693
RONNIE'S MAKEUP CONSULTANT,
AGENT, TRAINER
433
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:14,861
RONNIE'S IDIOT BROTHER-IN-LAW
434
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:14,944
AND, OF COURSE, RONNIE.
435
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:17,864
( squeals )
436
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:20,074
THE CONTEST WINNERS
ARE HERE.
437
00:17:20,158 --> 00:17:21,117
THIS IS, UH...
438
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,493
HELGA, AND SHE'S...
439
00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:23,953
( gulps )
PHOEBE.
440
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:25,872
HELLO, PHOBY,
HELLO, ELGA.
441
00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:27,957
PLEASE, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
442
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,626
SO, DID YOU ENJOY MY CONCERT?
443
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,628
OH, SO MUCH, IT WAS SO GREAT.
444
00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:33,921
ALL YOUR MUSIC IS.
445
00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:34,922
IT SPEAKS TO ME.
446
00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:36,966
IT'S JUST GREAT,
RIGHT, HELGA?
447
00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:37,133
IT'S OKAY.
448
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:44,098
( laughing hard )
449
00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:45,099
( entourage laughs )
450
00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:46,100
THAT'S ENOUGH.
451
00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:47,310
THAT IS FUNNY.
452
00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:48,728
THAT IS SO VERY,
VERY FUNNY.
453
00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:52,064
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE FUNNY.
454
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:53,649
I LIKE HUMOR.
455
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,318
I LIKE FOOD.
456
00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:57,111
NOW, VERY,
VERY HUNGRY.
457
00:17:57,195 --> 00:17:58,321
LET'S GO EAT.
458
00:17:58,821 --> 00:17:59,781
DO YOU LIKE MY COAT?
459
00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:02,992
IT COST AN ASTOUNDING
AMOUNT OF MONEY.
460
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,994
I THINK IT LOOKS
PERFECT ON ME.
461
00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:05,328
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
462
00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:07,288
PERFECT.
463
00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:08,414
EH, IT'S OKAY.
464
00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,084
THIS IS SO EXCITING,
MR. MATTHEWS.
465
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:14,712
PLEASE, PLEASE, PHOBY,
CALL ME RONNIE.
466
00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:16,964
AFTER ALL,
THAT IS MY NAME.
467
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:17,381
( laughs )
468
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:19,342
YOU SEE?
469
00:18:19,425 --> 00:18:20,426
RONNIE MATTHEWS
CAN MAKE
470
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:22,887
A FUNNY, TOO.
471
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,181
OOH, THIS PLACE LOOKS PERFECTO.
472
00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:29,018
( cheering and applause )
473
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:31,813
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
474
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,147
I WILL HAVE
THE MOST
475
00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:35,108
EXPENSIVE THING
ON THIS MENU.
476
00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:36,734
I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW.
477
00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:37,693
PHOBY AND ELGA
478
00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:38,486
ORDER ANYTHING
YOU LIKE.
479
00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,196
REALLY?
480
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,364
OKAY.
481
00:18:41,447 --> 00:18:43,658
SLAP A BIB ON ME
AND STAND BACK.
482
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,452
( a burp )
483
00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:49,247
SO, I SAID TO HIM,
"I'LL TAKE 20 OF THEM.
484
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:50,873
DELIVER THEM
TO MY HOUSE".
485
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:52,250
WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS
486
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,377
YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH
BUY ANYTHING.
487
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,212
YES, ELGA,
I CAN BUY ANYTHING.
488
00:18:56,295 --> 00:18:59,340
I THINK HAVING HEAPS OF MONEY
AND BUYING THINGS
489
00:18:59,423 --> 00:19:01,884
IS THE GREATEST SATISFACTION
THERE IS.
490
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:04,887
BUT, IT'S MORE THAN BEING ABLE
TO BUY ANYTHING.
491
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:05,805
RIGHT, RONNIE?
492
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:07,765
I MEAN, THE REAL SATISFACTION
493
00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:09,267
IS THE FEELING YOU GET
494
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:12,186
SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT NOTE
ON YOUR GUITAR.
495
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:15,398
OR THE RIGHT LYRIC
FOR YOUR SONGS,
ISN'T IT?
496
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,232
I WOULDN'T KNOW.
497
00:19:16,315 --> 00:19:19,193
BUT, YOU'VE WRITTEN
WONDERFUL LYRICS
498
00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:21,320
CATCHY AND INTOXICATING
MELODIES.
499
00:19:21,404 --> 00:19:25,408
PHOBY, MY DEAR PHOBY, YOU
HAVE TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.
500
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,702
I DON'T WRITE THE
WORDS OF THE SONGS.
501
00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:28,578
I DON'T WRITE THE MUSIC.
502
00:19:28,661 --> 00:19:30,663
YOU DON'T?
503
00:19:30,746 --> 00:19:32,707
NO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
504
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,375
TO PLAY THE GUITAR.
505
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,836
AND KEEP THIS UNDER YOUR HAT:
506
00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:40,047
THAT'S NOT ME SINGING
ALL OF THE SONGS.
507
00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:42,675
I JUST MOVE THESE
HANDSOME LIPS
508
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,343
AND OUT OF THE SPEAKERS
509
00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:47,221
COMES A BEAUTIFUL VOICE,
BUT IT'S NOT MINE.
510
00:19:47,305 --> 00:19:48,514
IT'S ALL TRUE.
511
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:50,308
OH, MY. THIS
IS DEVASTATING.
512
00:19:50,391 --> 00:19:52,268
SO, YOU DON'T
WRITE YOUR SONGS
513
00:19:52,351 --> 00:19:55,438
YOU CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SING
514
00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:57,189
YET YOU'RE
ROLLING IN DOUGH
515
00:19:57,273 --> 00:20:00,693
AND EVERYONE'S FALLING
ALL OVER THEMSELVES
TO GET YOU STUFF.
516
00:20:00,776 --> 00:20:02,737
MAN, I'M IMPRESSED.
517
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,197
YOU SHOULD BE,
FOR I AM RONNIE MATTHEWS.
518
00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:07,074
I AM THE BEAUTIFUL FACE,
ATTRACTIVE PERSON
519
00:20:07,158 --> 00:20:09,660
AND FUN PERFORMER
EVERYONE COMES TO SEE.
520
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:12,079
BUT, I THOUGHT ALL THOSE
521
00:20:12,163 --> 00:20:14,790
THOUGHT-PROVOKING LYRICS
CAME FROM YOU.
522
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:17,126
NO, PHOBY, THEY COME OFF
THE ELECTRONIC CUE CARD.
523
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:20,755
YOU HAVE A WHOLE STAFF
OF PEOPLE AT YOUR BECK AND CALL?
524
00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:22,798
AND SANDWICHES
NAMED AFTER YOU.
525
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:24,634
AND YOU OWN
A BUNCH OF CARS.
526
00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:25,676
AND FIVE HOUSES.
527
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,012
RONNIE, YOU'RE A SHAM.
528
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:29,138
YOU'RE AMAZING.
529
00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:31,390
YOU'VE HIT ON
THE PERFECT SCAM.
530
00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:34,518
( music begins )
531
00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:36,771
HEY, THIS SONG SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
532
00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:38,397
♪ I SAW YOUR FACE, AND WOW! ♪
533
00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:40,733
TELL ME, WOULD EITHER
OF YOU LADIES
534
00:20:40,816 --> 00:20:42,735
LIKE TO HAVE A SHORT DANCE?
535
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:43,819
LET'S KICK IT.
536
00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:49,075
♪ ...that we'd be together,
girl, just you and me ♪
537
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:51,953
♪ That's the meaning
of eternity ♪
538
00:20:52,036 --> 00:20:54,830
♪ I saw, I saw... your face... ♪
539
00:20:54,914 --> 00:20:56,248
RONNIE, THANKS.
540
00:20:56,332 --> 00:20:57,792
YOU ARE SO WELCOME, ELGA, PHOBY.
541
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:01,587
PHOEBE. MY NAME IS PHOEBE.
542
00:21:01,671 --> 00:21:04,423
AND AFTER YEARS
OF CLANDESTINE
543
00:21:04,507 --> 00:21:05,675
WORSHIP OF YOUR MUSIC
544
00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,426
AND DAYS OF ANTICIPATION
545
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,178
I'M TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED.
546
00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:12,515
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO MUCH MORE
THAN A PRETTY FACE.
547
00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:13,683
WHY, THANK YOU.
548
00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:14,850
I TAKE GOOD CARE
OF MY FACE.
549
00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:18,062
WELL, ADIOS,
WONDERFUL LADIES.
550
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:19,105
BYE, RONNIE!
551
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,064
CIAO!
552
00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:22,024
VIA CON DIOS!
553
00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:23,484
CALL ME!
554
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:28,030
HEY, COME ON,
WHAT'S EATING YOU?
555
00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:29,198
WHAT'S EATING ME?
556
00:21:29,282 --> 00:21:30,866
ALL WEEK YOU
MAKE FUN OF ME
557
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,660
FOR LIKING
RONNIE MATTHEWS
558
00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:33,869
AND WANTING TO GO
TO THIS CONCERT
559
00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,622
AND YOU GO
TO GET FREE FOOD.
560
00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:39,083
THEN YOU MEET HIM
AND HE'S THE GREATEST
561
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,003
BECAUSE HE'S RICH
AND HAS A MILLION CARS.
562
00:21:42,086 --> 00:21:45,589
AND THEN YOU TWO ARE OLD PALS,
LAUGHING AND DANCING...
563
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:46,215
HEY! YOU WERE THE ONE
564
00:21:46,298 --> 00:21:48,426
BEGGING ME TO
GO WITH YOU.
565
00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:51,762
YOU SAID HE WAS THE VOICE
OF OUR GENERATION, NOT ME.
566
00:21:51,846 --> 00:21:53,347
WELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS!
567
00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:55,558
WELL, THAT'S NOT
MY FAULT, IS IT?
568
00:21:55,641 --> 00:21:57,184
( crickets chirp )
569
00:21:57,268 --> 00:21:58,477
NO, IT'S NOT.
570
00:21:58,561 --> 00:21:59,562
IT'S JUST...
571
00:21:59,645 --> 00:22:01,772
THAT MUSIC, THOSE LYRICS.
572
00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:03,899
THEY WERE SO BEAUTIFUL.
573
00:22:03,983 --> 00:22:06,944
HOW COULD I HAVE
BEEN SO STUPID?
574
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:09,030
OH, COME ON, PHOEBE.
575
00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:10,990
YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
576
00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:14,076
SO HE WASN'T THE GUY
YOU THOUGHT HE WAS.
577
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,246
ANYBODY COULD BE FOOLED
BY A HANDSOME FACE.
578
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:18,581
EVEN SOMEONE
AS SMART AS YOU.
579
00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:20,708
YOU'RE RIGHT.
580
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,335
I GUESS YOU SHOULD NEVER
MEET YOUR HEROES.
581
00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:26,505
YEAH, I GUESS, WHEN YOU
STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT
582
00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:28,799
RONNIE WAS KIND OF
DORKY, WASN'T HE?
583
00:22:28,883 --> 00:22:30,593
HE KEPT CALLING
ME PHOBY.
584
00:22:30,676 --> 00:22:32,887
AFTER YOU,
MY DEAR PHOBY.
585
00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:35,806
OH, ELGA,
SHUT YOUR TRAP.
586
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:36,766
( laughs )
587
00:22:36,849 --> 00:22:38,768
MUCH BETTER,
PHEBES.
588
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,157
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
589
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,203
and NICKELODEON
590
00:22:57,286 --> 00:23:01,624
Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
591
00:23:01,707 --> 00:23:02,458
♪ ...JUST YOU AND ME ♪
592
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:06,170
♪ THAT'S THE MEANING
OF ETERNITY ♪
593
00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:09,381
♪ I SAW, I SAW... YOUR FACE ♪
594
00:23:09,465 --> 00:23:10,549
♪ AND WOW! ♪
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