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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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Mr. Simmons:
CLASS, I HOPE YOU'LL ALL SHARE
MY EXCITEMENT
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FOR THE PARKAY APTITUDE TEST.
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I TOOK THIS TEST
AT YOUR AGE.
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THAT'S WHEN
I DISCOVERED
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MY LIFELONG PASSION
FOR TEACHING.
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CRIMINY, WHAT A THROW PILLOW.
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HOPE I GET THE KIND OF JOB
WHAT COMES WITH A UNIFORM
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AND A BIG PAPER HAT.
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STINKY, YOU'RE
AN IDIOT.
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PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAMES
ON YOUR FOLDERS.
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HAROLD, PUT YOUR LIVERWURST
SANDWICH AWAY
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OR I'LL TAKE IT AWAY.
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BUT I'M HUNGRY.
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NOW, HAROLD!
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ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
LET'S GET STARTED.
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REMEMBER, THOUGH THIS TEST
WILL HELP YOU DETERMINE
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WHAT YOU'LL DO
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES
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WHATEVER THE OUTCOME,
YOU ARE ALL SPECIAL TO ME.
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"WOULD YOU RATHER BUILD
A MODEL SHIP WITH MATCH STICKS
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OR WATCH AN ANT FARM?"
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"WOULD YOU RATHER
VISIT AN ART MUSEUM
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OR MAKE A MAP
OF THE NORTHWEST TERRITORIES?"
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HMM...
TIME FOR MY TRUSTY PURPLE PEN.
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( clock ticks... )
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( bell rings )
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LUNCH TIME! YEAH!
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EUGENE, I'LL ENTRUST YOU
TO COLLECT EVERYONE'S TESTS
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AND PUT THEM ON MY DESK.
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( murmuring )
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( yelps )
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OH, GOSH!
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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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I WON'T SLEEP
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UNTIL WE FIND OUT
THE TEST RESULTS.
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DON'T SWEAT IT.
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YOU'LL END UP
BEING A SCIENTIST.
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I'LL HAVE
MY OWN BALL TEAM
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WRITE A BUNCH
OF BOOKS
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AND BECOME A MONEY-HUNGRY
LAND BARON.
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HAROLD HERE...
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( grunting )
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HAROLD WILL BECOME
A DOORMAN
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IF HE CAN EVER MASTER
THE TECHNIQUE.
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( grunting )
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( grunting )
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P... ULL.... PULL.
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I GET IT!
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OW!
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Mr. Simmons:
BOYS AND GIRLS...
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HERE ARE THE EXCITING RESULTS
OF YOUR APTITUDE TESTS.
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MANY OF YOU ARE SUITED
FOR CAREERS
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YOU MAY NEVER HAVE IMAGINED.
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ARNOLD WOULD MAKE A WONDERFUL
AMBASSADOR TO A FOREIGN LAND.
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PHOEBE WOULD MAKE
AN EXCELLENT NEUROSURGEON.
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HAROLD, CONGRATULATIONS
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ON THE MOST OUTSTANDING
TEST SCORES FOR A FOURTH-GRADER
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SINCE OLGA PATAKI TOOK THE TEST.
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( laughter )
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NO, NO, SERIOUSLY.
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HAROLD, YOU CAN CONSIDER
A MULTIFACETED CAREER
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IN INTERNATIONAL
BUSINESS AFFAIRS
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POLITICAL SCIENCE
AND ELIZABETHAN POETRY.
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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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YOU MEAN I'M SMART?
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
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I'M SMART!
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HAROLD? CAN DO
ANYTHING?
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THEN IT'S OBVIOUS
I'M GOING TO BE
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THE FIRST
NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING
FEMALE PRESIDENT
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WITH THE POWER
TO SEE THROUGH WALLS.
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WOODSPERSON?!
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WHAT THE HECK
IS A WOODSPERSON?
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WE USED TO CALL THEM WOODSMEN
BACK WHERE I COME FROM.
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ONLY THAT'S POLITICALLY
INCORRECT.
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IS THIS SOME
KIND OF JOKE?
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LIKE, I'M
SUPPOSED TO BE
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SOME KIND OF SIMPLE
MOUNTAIN GIRL?
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WHO ELSE GOT WOODSMAN
FOR THEIR CAREER?
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UH, I DID.
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I GOT TALK SHOW
HOST SIDEKICK.
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I GOT CHOREOGRAPHER.
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HEY-OH!
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I GOT CHOREOGRAPHER.
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HEY-OH!
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NOBODY THINKS
THERE'S ANYTHING STRANGE
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ABOUT ME GETTING
WOODSMAN?
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PERHAPS SOMEONE WITH YOUR
AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY
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IS SUITED
TO A SOLITARY OCCUPATION
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WITH A PHYSICAL OUTLET
FOR EXPRESSIONS OF RAGE.
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( growls )
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PERHAPS NOT.
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Arnold:
GUESS IT'S TIME TO START
READING UP ON POLITICS.
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Gerald:
OH-HO-HO-HO, CORRECT, SIR.
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STOP ACTING LIKE
A TALK SHOW SIDEKICK.
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HO! TOUCHE, SIR!
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COOL, THE PIZZA BATS
GO BANANAS!
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IF YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU COULD
PROBABLY READ REAL HARD STUFF.
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HEY, YEAH, MAYBE I COULD.
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( sounding out ):
"ORNAMENTAL HORTICULTURE."
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WILIKERS, YOU CAN READ IT!
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WHEN DESIGNING A TOPIARY...
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WOODSMAN, HAH, WOODSMAN!
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I'LL SHOW YOU WOODSMAN!
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I'LL BE THE BIGGEST
NATURE-LOVING, MOUNTAIN GIRL
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THE PARKAY APTITUDE TEST
EVER SAW!
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FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT...
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SO, THIS HAS ALL BEEN
A HUGE MISTAKE
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AND MY OBSESSIVE POETRY
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ISN'T THE SAVAGE, WELL-OBSERVED
PAIN OF A TORMENTED ARTIST?
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( sighs )
I MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT.
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I'M JUST AN ORDINARY
NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL
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LIVING AN ORDINARY LIFE.
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Man:
HAROLD IS A GENIUS, MORTY.
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NO, THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
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HE GOT THE MOST OUTSTANDING
TEST SCORES IN CLASS.
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HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THE FACT
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THAT IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO TAKE
LONGER DRIVING TO SOME PLACE
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THEN IT TAKES TO DRIVE HOME?
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IT'S THE BUILDUP OF LONGING
AND ANTICIPATION
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KIND OF LIKE ME WAITING FOR THAT
CHOCOLATE CAKE YOU BAKED, MA.
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OH, THE CAKE!
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MY POOR DARLING GENIUS,
I FORGOT.
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IT'S A BRIGHT
AND BEAUTIFUL
FUTURE, HAROLD.
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I KNOW.
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THERE'S GOING TO BE CAKE.
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Helga:
MA, PA, I'VE DONE THUNK IT OVER
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AND FROM NOW ON
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THERE'LL BE NO MORE
POEM-WRITIN' FOR ME.
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I'M FIXIN' TO WORK WITH MY HANDS
LIKE COUNTRY FOLK.
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YEAH, GREAT, OLGA.
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MOVE, I CAN'T
SEE THE TV.
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LOOKIN' THROUGH MY DIARIES
MAKES ME POWERFUL SAD
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SO I WANT YOU TO PUT
THIS HERE BOX IN THE ATTIC.
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HOW CAN I WATCH
MY COMMERCIAL
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WITH YOU YAKKING?
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I RECKON YOU DON'T GIVE A HOOT.
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HEY, GRAB ME A TALL,
FROSTY ONE, HELGA.
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IT'S YAHOO TIME.
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HELGA, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUR BEHAVIOR.
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'TAIN'T HARD TO FIGURE.
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I DON'T NEED
NO FANCY MARKETS
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NO STORE-BOUGHT FOOD.
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I'M GOING TO LIVE
RIGHT OFF THE LAND.
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( sniffing )
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( chomping... )
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( gasps )
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( echoing ):
'TAIN'T SO EASY AS IT LOOKS.
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( Bizet's Carmen playing )
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I'M ONLINE, MA.
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MY MENTOR PAL SAYS
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YOU SHOULD BUY SOME MUTUAL FUNDS
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BEFORE THE MARKET CLOSES.
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WHO DIRECTED THIS CONCERTO?
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HE HAS A LIVELY APPROACH.
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HEY, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP
FOR PRACTICE, HELGA
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AIN'T GOT THE TIME,
YOU WEIRD-LOOKIN' CITY BOY.
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I'M MAKIN' ME A BIRD HOUSE.
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IF YOU TAKE
THAT STICK AWAY
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DON'T YOU THINK
IT WILL FALL APART?
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WHY, DON'T BE A DURN FOOL.
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AW, SHUCKS.
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HAROLD, YOU
MISSED PRACTICE.
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SORRY, GUYS, I'M BUSY. LOOK.
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MY DAD AND I ARE GOING TO
BRING OUT
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THE FULL POTENTIAL
OF OUR ROOFTOP
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BY BUILDING A GAZEBO
IN THIS CORNER
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AND CREATING A JAPANESE
BONSAI GARDEN.
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DID YOU THINK
THIS UP YOURSELF?
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I WAS INSPIRED
BY THE TAJ MAHAL.
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IT'S IN MY YOUNG GENIUS'S
GUIDE TO INDIA.
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IS IT MY IMAGINATION
OR IS THERE
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SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD
HAPPENING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
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HO-HO-HO, YOU
ARE CORRECT.
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STOP IT.
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THIS REALLY HELPS
TO PASS THE TIME.
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OH, YEAH, THE HOURS
JUST GO FLYING BY
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WHEN YOU REDUCE THE SCOPE
OF YOUR ENTIRE WORLD
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TO ALL THIS STUFF YOU CAN MAKE
OUT OF A CRUMMY PINE CONE.
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Mr. Simmons:
IF THE TRAIN IS GOING
60 MILES AN HOUR
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AND THE NEXT STATION
IS 200 MILES AWAY
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
TO REACH THAT STATION?
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I KNOW, IT'S A DIVISION PROBLEM.
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200 DIVIDED BY 60, WHICH IS
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THREE AND ONE-THIRD HOURS.
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( applause )
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EXCELLENT!
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WOULDN'T IT
BE FASCINATING
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TO HEAR HAROLD'S VIEWS
ON WORLD EVENTS?
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I RECKON, MM-HMM.
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HELGA, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP
WITH THE NEXT WORD PROBLEM.
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IF THE TRAIN LEFT
PENN STATION AT 3:00
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WHAT IS ITS TIME
OF ARRIVAL?
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BEATS ME-- WE COUNTRY FOLK
DON'T TAKE THE TRAIN.
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HELGA, YOU'RE
NOT EVEN TRYING.
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YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
VERY YOU LATELY.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
AFTER SCHOOL.
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HELGA, EVER SINCE YOU
TOOK THAT APTITUDE TEST
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YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
VERY DIFFERENTLY.
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WELL, THIS BE THE REAL ME,
MR. SIMMONS, SIMPLE AS PIE.
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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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LOOK, WHY SHOULD I TORMENT
MYSELF WRITING POEMS
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ABOUT A CERTAIN
IRRESISTIBLE
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ENIGMATIC, FOOTBALL-HEADED...
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WHOA, NELLY,
I'M OVERHEATING MY TINY MIND.
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I AIN'T ONE OF THEM
BOOK-SMART FANCY PANTS.
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I'LL BE HAPPY MAKIN' SLUMGULLION
AND POSSUM PIE
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AND PICKING MY TEETH.
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WHERE DID YOU
GET THE IDEA
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PEOPLE FROM THE COUNTRY
TALK LIKE THAT?
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FROM THE CLAMPETTS,
JED, ELLIE MAE...
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YOU ARE TAKING THIS TEST
TOO SERIOUSLY.
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IT'S A GUIDELINE
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NOT THE DECIDING FACTOR
IN YOUR CAREER CHOICE.
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ONLY YOU CAN CHOOSE
YOUR FUTURE.
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I'D LIKE TO JAW MORE,
BUT I GOT WHITTLIN' TO DO.
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YOU CAN TALK ABOUT
THEM HIGHBROW IDEAS
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WITH A SMART FELLER
233
00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,668
LIKE HAROLD BERMAN.
234
00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:54,879
YES, HAROLD'S TEST
WAS A MYSTERY, TOO.
235
00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:02,512
( gasps )
236
00:10:02,595 --> 00:10:03,722
IT'S A GIANT 'H.'
237
00:10:03,805 --> 00:10:06,433
I MUST HAVE GRADED
SO MANY TESTS THAT NIGHT
238
00:10:06,516 --> 00:10:07,809
I DIDN'T CATCH THIS.
239
00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:10,103
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
NOT HELGA'S WORK.
240
00:10:13,315 --> 00:10:15,191
( gasps ):
PURPLE INK!
241
00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:17,360
OH, I'VE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!
242
00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:21,448
INNOCENT CHILDREN'S LIVES
ARE HANGING IN THE BALANCE.
243
00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:23,116
Mr. Simmons:
ACTUALLY, HELGA'S RESULTS
244
00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:25,535
WERE QUITE EXCEPTIONAL.
245
00:10:25,619 --> 00:10:27,620
I'M SORRY FOR THE HEARTACHE
246
00:10:27,704 --> 00:10:29,914
THIS MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU
AND...
247
00:10:29,998 --> 00:10:31,124
FINE, WHATEVER.
248
00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:33,043
IS THIS GOING TO COST ANYTHING?
249
00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:34,377
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
250
00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:36,463
GOOD, WE GOT THE WHEEL COMING ON
251
00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:38,423
SO, YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT, HUH?
252
00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,050
WHAT A THROW PILLOW.
253
00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:41,217
I KNEW IT, I'M A LITERARY GIANT!
254
00:10:41,301 --> 00:10:44,220
I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE.
255
00:10:44,304 --> 00:10:48,141
OH, THANK HEAVENS I DIDN'T
THROW AWAY MY POEMS AND DIARIES.
256
00:10:48,224 --> 00:10:50,477
THEY'LL BE COLLECTOR'S ITEMS
SOME DAY.
257
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,355
PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST
AS A GIRL GENIUS.
258
00:10:53,438 --> 00:10:55,065
( gasps )
259
00:10:55,148 --> 00:10:58,151
( shrieking )
260
00:10:58,234 --> 00:11:01,071
( Harold yelling )
261
00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:02,280
I'M DUMB AS A ROCK!
262
00:11:02,364 --> 00:11:04,949
I'M DUMB AS
A BAD HAMMER!
263
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:07,077
NO, YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND.
264
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,245
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY
TAKE THE TEST.
265
00:11:09,329 --> 00:11:10,622
YOU ANSWERED
EVERY QUESTION
266
00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:14,084
BY FILLING IN E:
"TAKE A HIKE IN THE WOODS."
267
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,460
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING--
268
00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:17,670
YOU DID MUCH BETTER
IN SCHOOL THIS WEEK
269
00:11:17,754 --> 00:11:19,923
BECAUSE YOU BELIEVED
IN YOURSELF.
270
00:11:20,006 --> 00:11:21,299
HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.
271
00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:24,803
SO, I CAN GO AHEAD AND BUILD
THE GAZEBO ON THE ROOF.
272
00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:27,555
IF YOU STILL LIKE
THE IDEA, DAD.
273
00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:30,767
IT'S A GOOD IDEA,
HAROLD.
274
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:34,521
Helga:
"ARNOLD, YOU IDIOT,
I'VE ALWAYS WORN IT.
275
00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:38,358
"I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU,
MY DARLING.
276
00:11:38,441 --> 00:11:39,442
"MY DARLING, KISS ME.
277
00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:42,987
"MY DARLING
ORZO-SHAPED PROMETHEUS
278
00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:47,575
WANDERING THE DISMAL DESERTS
OF MY TORMENTED SOUL..."
279
00:11:47,659 --> 00:11:51,371
Arnold:
I'M TELLING YOU, GERALD
280
00:11:51,454 --> 00:11:53,873
TODAY THIS KITE WILL FLY.
281
00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:56,543
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT,
BUT IT NEVER DOES.
282
00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:57,085
YOU GOT TO
HAVE FAITH.
283
00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:59,045
THINGS CHANGE.
284
00:11:59,129 --> 00:12:00,463
Kokoshka:
I TOLD YOU
285
00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:00,547
I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
286
00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:02,173
( glass breaking )
287
00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:04,259
I HAD TO USE IT
288
00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:06,553
TO PAY FOR MY MOTHER'S
HIP OPERATION.
289
00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,096
Man:
YOU LITTLE WEASEL
290
00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:10,306
I'M GIVING YOU ONE WEEK
TO COME UP
291
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:11,891
WITH THE CASH, OR ELSE.
292
00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,351
Kokoshka:
OR ELSE WHAT?
293
00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:13,435
( thuds )
294
00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:15,311
OKAY, I GET THE PICTURE.
295
00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:17,939
YOU'RE A BIG MAN,
AREN'T YOU?
296
00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:27,657
THAT OSKAR KOKOSHKA
297
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:30,160
HE'S ALWAYS GETTING
INTO TROUBLE.
298
00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:31,494
DOESN'T HE HAVE A JOB
OR ANYTHING?
299
00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:35,206
OSKAR? I DON'T THINK
HE'S EVER HAD A JOB.
300
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:39,461
I GAVE YOU $100
TWO DAYS AGO.
301
00:12:39,544 --> 00:12:42,172
SUZIE, YOU KNOW
I HAD TO USE IT
302
00:12:42,255 --> 00:12:43,631
TO PAY THE PHONE BILL.
303
00:12:43,715 --> 00:12:45,592
THEY CUT OFF OUR PHONE
SERVICE THIS MORNING.
304
00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:48,845
IT'S A TERRIBLE MISTAKE;
WE SHOULD SUE.
305
00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:50,972
THAT JUST DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
306
00:12:51,055 --> 00:12:52,140
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
307
00:12:52,223 --> 00:12:53,641
SO, CAN I HAVE THE $50?
308
00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:54,768
I DON'T HAVE $50.
309
00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:57,520
WE'VE ALREADY SPENT
MY PAYCHECK THIS WEEK.
310
00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:59,272
WHAT ABOUT YOUR OVERTIME?
311
00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:01,274
I WORK 20 HOURS
A WEEK OVERTIME.
312
00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:04,736
HOW MANY MORE HOURS
DO YOU WANT ME TO WORK?
313
00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:04,819
HOW ABOUT 25?
314
00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:06,279
OSKAR!
315
00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:12,577
ERNIE, HOW'S THE DEMOLITIONS
BUSINESS?
316
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,370
WHAT DO YOU WANT, KOKOSHKA?
317
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:16,289
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
318
00:13:16,372 --> 00:13:18,958
IT HURTS ME WHEN YOU
SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
319
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,835
WELL, OKAY, THEN,
WHAT IS IT?
320
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:21,544
I JUST CAME
TO TELL YOU...
321
00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:24,714
TO TELL YOU THAT
I LOVE YOU, BUDDY.
322
00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:26,591
COME ON, GIVE OSKAR A HUG.
323
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,009
THAT'S NICE, OSKAR.
324
00:13:28,092 --> 00:13:30,470
I LIKE YOU, TOO...
IN A BROTHERLY SORT OF WAY.
325
00:13:30,553 --> 00:13:33,556
WELL, THAT'S ALL
I WANTED TO SAY.
326
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,226
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
327
00:13:36,309 --> 00:13:37,644
YOU SHOULD BE
MORE CAREFUL
328
00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:39,896
BEFORE YOU GO
AROUND JUDGING PEOPLE.
329
00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:42,106
BY THE WAY, COULD
I BORROW 50 BUCKS?
330
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:45,860
YOU'RE A BUM, KOKOSHKA, A
LOUSY BUM, YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE.
331
00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:48,863
YEAH, OKAY, SO
HOW ABOUT THE 50?
332
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:55,578
MR. HYUNH, HOW'S MY FELLOW
IMMIGRANT GOOD BUDDY, HUH?
333
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:58,623
YOU NO GET... ANY MONEY FROM ME!
334
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,083
YOU'RE NO GOOD, OSKAR!
335
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,877
NO GOOD AT ALL!
336
00:14:04,045 --> 00:14:05,046
GRANDPA!
337
00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:10,885
WELL, I GUESS THERE'S
ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
338
00:14:14,806 --> 00:14:15,974
MR. KOKOSHKA?
339
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:17,725
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
340
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:21,688
OH, ARNOLD, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO, TO FIX THE WASHING MACHINE.
341
00:14:21,771 --> 00:14:23,106
BUT, IT'S NOT BROKEN.
342
00:14:23,189 --> 00:14:24,774
OKAY, GREAT,
MY WORK IS DONE.
343
00:14:24,857 --> 00:14:27,193
YOU WEREN'T TRYING
TO BORROW QUARTERS
344
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:28,778
FROM THE MACHINE,
WERE YOU?
345
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:30,488
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
346
00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:31,489
OF COURSE NOT.
347
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,533
I GOT PLENTY
OF MONEY.
348
00:14:33,616 --> 00:14:34,742
THE LAST THING I NEED IS MONEY.
349
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:37,745
( sobbing ):
OH, ARNOLD,
I NEED MONEY.
350
00:14:37,829 --> 00:14:41,416
I'M DESPERATE,
LITTLE BUDDY,
YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
351
00:14:41,499 --> 00:14:42,417
WHAT CAN I DO?
352
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,669
YOU'RE ALWAYS HELPING PEOPLE.
353
00:14:44,752 --> 00:14:47,213
I SEE YOU DOING IT
ALL THE TIME.
354
00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:51,092
IF YOU'RE DESPERATE, I'VE GOT
AN IDEA HOW YOU CAN GET MONEY.
355
00:14:51,175 --> 00:14:52,594
HOW? I'LL DO ANYTHING.
356
00:14:52,677 --> 00:14:53,553
GET A JOB.
357
00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:54,470
GET A JOB?
358
00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:56,639
ARNOLD, YOU'RE
TALKING CRAZY.
359
00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:58,141
LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
360
00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,809
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
361
00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:00,727
BUT I NEVER HAD
A JOB BEFORE.
362
00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:04,355
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU COULDN'T GET ONE NOW.
363
00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:06,232
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIND A JOB...
364
00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:07,567
UNLESS YOU HELP ME.
365
00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:08,359
SURE YOU WANT TO WORK?
366
00:15:08,443 --> 00:15:10,445
IF IT'S THE ONLY WAY
367
00:15:10,528 --> 00:15:11,613
THEN I GUESS I HAVE TO DO IT.
368
00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:14,490
TOMORROW I'LL GET
THE WANT ADS
369
00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:17,327
AND WE'LL GO OUT
AND LOOK FOR A JOB FOR YOU.
370
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,662
YOU ARE A PAL;
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
371
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,831
OH, MR. KOKOSHKA,
THE COIN BOX?
372
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:22,790
WHAT? OH.
373
00:15:22,874 --> 00:15:24,208
YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY
374
00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:26,377
IT GOT IN MY POCKET
SOMEHOW.
375
00:15:27,587 --> 00:15:29,714
THERE MUST BE HUNDREDS
OF JOBS IN HERE.
376
00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:32,342
WE'LL FIND ONE
THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
377
00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:33,343
JUST MAKE SURE
IT'S A JOB
378
00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:35,845
THAT PAYS A LOT
OF MONEY
379
00:15:35,928 --> 00:15:36,679
WITH NOT TOO MUCH WORK...
380
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:40,391
OH, AND A BIG, BEAUTIFUL
SECRETARY, OKAY?
381
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:42,352
Woman:
LET'S SEE...
382
00:15:42,435 --> 00:15:44,604
YOU'RE 38 YEARS OLD
383
00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:47,023
AND YOU HAVE
AN EIGHTH-GRADE EDUCATION.
384
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:48,816
I WAS 14th IN MY CLASS.
385
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,692
OUT OF HOW MANY?
386
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,986
FOURTEEN.
387
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,030
ARE YOU GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS?
388
00:15:54,113 --> 00:15:55,657
I'M VERY GOOD WITH MY HANDS.
389
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,867
I CAN DO THIS;
IT SOUNDS LIKE A F...
390
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:58,826
I KNOW WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
391
00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:02,580
I'M SORRY, I DON'T THINK
WE HAVE AN OPENING
392
00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:07,085
FOR A MAN WITH YOUR "UNIQUE"
QUALIFICATIONS AT THIS TIME.
393
00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:11,005
( laughter )
394
00:16:11,089 --> 00:16:12,715
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
395
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,050
NO, IT'S NOT A JOKE.
396
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:14,926
HE REALLY WANTS TO WORK.
397
00:16:15,009 --> 00:16:18,429
HE'S 38 YEARS OLD,
HE'S NEVER HAD A JOB
398
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:21,474
AND YOU EXPECT ME TO HIRE HIM
AS AN X-RAY TECHNICIAN?
399
00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:23,351
( guffawing )
400
00:16:23,434 --> 00:16:25,436
GET OUT OF...
401
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,104
DON'T WORRY.
402
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,898
SOMETHING IS BOUND
TO TURN UP.
403
00:16:28,981 --> 00:16:29,982
YEAH, BUT WHERE?
404
00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,984
THAT'S THE LAST JOB
ON THE LIST.
405
00:16:34,987 --> 00:16:36,656
HEY, COME ON.
406
00:16:36,739 --> 00:16:40,076
OKAY, SON, WHEN CAN YOU
START THE JOB?
407
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,911
IT'S NOT FOR ME;
IT'S FOR HIM.
408
00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,746
HOW MANY SICK DAYS
DO I GET?
409
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,623
HIM? ISN'T HE A LITTLE OLD
TO BE A PAPER BOY?
410
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:48,126
HE'LL WORK REALLY HARD.
411
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:49,127
EVERYTHING IN MY BONES TELLS ME
412
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:52,839
I'M MAKING A BIG MISTAKE,
BUT I NEED CARRIERS BAD.
413
00:16:52,922 --> 00:16:54,757
PICK UP THE PAPERS
AT 4:00 A.M.
414
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:57,343
BUNDLE THEM AND DELIVER THEM
TO THE ADDRESSES
415
00:16:57,427 --> 00:16:58,386
ON THIS ROUTE
BY 6:00 A.M. SHARP.
416
00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:01,097
HE GOT THE JOB?
417
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,390
HE GOT THE JOB.
418
00:17:02,473 --> 00:17:03,599
THANKS A LOT.
419
00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:06,102
HOW MANY SICK DAYS
DO I GET?
420
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:07,770
THIS IS A BIG
RESPONSIBILITY.
421
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:10,398
YOU HAVE TO BE UP
EVERY MORNING AT 4:00.
422
00:17:10,481 --> 00:17:12,233
ARE YOU SURE YOU
CAN HANDLE IT?
423
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:14,652
NO PROBLEM.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
424
00:17:16,988 --> 00:17:18,698
( ringing )
425
00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:21,951
( crashes in garbage can,
cat screeches )
426
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:22,952
OSKAR!
427
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:24,120
( shivering )
428
00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:25,955
Hey, Arnold, hey--
429
00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:27,248
( yawning )
430
00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,587
HUH?
431
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:33,504
WHAT IS IT?
432
00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:35,757
IT'S A QUARTER
AFTER 4:00.
433
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,133
THE NEWSPAPERS!
434
00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:38,384
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
435
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:41,012
UH, LISTEN, ARNOLD,
I CAN'T WORK TODAY.
436
00:17:41,095 --> 00:17:42,472
I GOT SICK LAST NIGHT.
437
00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:42,972
YOU'RE SICK?
438
00:17:43,055 --> 00:17:44,766
OH, YEAH,
REAL SICK.
439
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:47,560
I GOT THE, UH...
CHINESE STOMACH FLU.
440
00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:48,853
IT'S REALLY BAD.
441
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:49,896
( moans )
442
00:17:49,979 --> 00:17:52,190
BUT IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY.
443
00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:54,275
I KNOW, TALK ABOUT BAD LUCK.
444
00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:56,486
I CAN DELIVER YOUR PAPERS TODAY.
445
00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:58,529
THAT WOULD BE GREAT,
THANKS A LOT.
446
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:00,323
YEAH, I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER.
447
00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:02,200
ME, TOO, BUT
DON'T COUNT ON IT.
448
00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:02,658
I'M SICK LIKE A DOG.
449
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:04,786
( moaning )
450
00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:16,589
( dog barking )
451
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,092
Oskar:
MORE PANCAKES, GRANDMA!
452
00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:20,593
I COULD EAT A HORSE!
453
00:18:20,676 --> 00:18:23,137
MR. KOKOSHKA?
454
00:18:23,221 --> 00:18:24,263
KEEP THEM COMING.
455
00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:25,014
I'M GOING FOR A RECORD.
456
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:28,017
I THOUGHT YOU HAD
THE STOMACH FLU.
457
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,310
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW
458
00:18:29,393 --> 00:18:32,188
THE SECOND YOU LEFT,
I FELT SO MUCH BETTER.
459
00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:33,815
IT'S A MIRACLE!
460
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:35,233
HMM...
461
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:39,862
Hey, Arnold! Hey, Arnold! Hey--
462
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,614
( yawning )
463
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,369
MR. KOKOSHKA,
IT'S 4:30.
464
00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:48,704
YOU'VE GOT NEWSPAPERS
TO DELIVER.
465
00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:50,915
OH, YEAH...
LISTEN, ARNOLD
466
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:52,834
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED.
467
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:55,503
I THREW OUT
MY BACK LAST NIGHT.
468
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:56,212
( moaning )
469
00:18:56,295 --> 00:18:58,673
I CAN BARELY MOVE
BUT DON'T WORRY
470
00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:00,716
I'LL STILL DELIVER
THE PAPERS.
471
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,843
ARE YOU OKAY?
472
00:19:01,926 --> 00:19:03,553
( moaning ):
YEAH, SURE
473
00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:05,054
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
474
00:19:05,138 --> 00:19:05,805
I HAVE TO DO MY JOB.
475
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:08,224
CAN YOU WORK LIKE THAT?
476
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:10,476
PROBABLY NOT,
BUT IF I DON'T DO IT
477
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,562
HOW CAN THE PAPERS
GET DELIVERED
478
00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:15,356
TO ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE
OF THE CITY WAITING
479
00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:17,733
FOR IMPORTANT NEWS
ABOUT THE WORLD?
480
00:19:17,817 --> 00:19:18,734
I COULD DELIVER
YOUR PAPERS TODAY.
481
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:21,404
WELL, OKAY,
IF YOU INSIST.
482
00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:22,321
( moaning ):
OH, THE PAIN.
483
00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:31,247
( dog barking )
484
00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,584
Oskar:
OH, DIP ME, GRANDMA!
485
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:37,336
( Grandma laughing )
486
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:40,464
OH, VALENTINO,
YOU DANCE DIVINELY.
487
00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:41,591
BACK AT YOU,
CRAZY LEGS.
488
00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:43,551
MR. KOKOSHKA?!
489
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,428
OH, HI,
YOU WANT TO CUT IN?
490
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:48,139
I THOUGHT YOU THREW
YOUR BACK OUT.
491
00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,391
IT GOT BETTER
ALL OF A SUDDEN.
492
00:19:50,474 --> 00:19:52,643
GO FIGURE,
IT'S ANOTHER MIRACLE.
493
00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:54,770
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
494
00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:56,898
OKAY, BUT NOT NOW,
I'M DANCING.
495
00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:57,940
NOW.
496
00:19:58,024 --> 00:19:59,108
WHERE'S THE FIRE?
497
00:19:59,191 --> 00:20:00,443
LOOK, YOU WANTED ME
498
00:20:00,526 --> 00:20:02,612
TO HELP YOU GET A JOB
AND I DID.
499
00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:04,322
YEAH, YOU DID;
GOOD FOR YOU.
500
00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:06,073
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
MY BEAUTIFUL FATIMA.
501
00:20:06,157 --> 00:20:09,702
FIRST YOU SAID YOU HAD
THE STOMACH FLU
502
00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,120
TODAY YOU SAID
YOU HAD A BAD BACK.
503
00:20:11,203 --> 00:20:14,415
ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE
ANOTHER EXCUSE TOMORROW?
504
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:18,628
OR ARE YOU GOING TO DO YOUR JOB
INSTEAD OF MAKING ME DO IT?
505
00:20:18,711 --> 00:20:19,795
OF COURSE I'M GOING TO DO
MY JOB.
506
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:19,879
DON'T WORRY.
507
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:22,548
GOOD.
508
00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:23,799
BUT I CAN'T TOMORROW.
509
00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:26,469
IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY
FROM MY OLD COUNTRY.
510
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:29,138
THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED
OF ALL YOUR EXCUSES.
511
00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:31,307
ARNOLD, YOU SEEM
A LITTLE CRANKY.
512
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,100
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE
A NAP.
513
00:20:33,184 --> 00:20:34,685
LOOK, I ONLY HELPED YOU
514
00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:36,938
BECAUSE YOU SAID
YOU WERE DESPERATE.
515
00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:38,814
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO CHANGE.
516
00:20:38,898 --> 00:20:40,107
I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
517
00:20:40,191 --> 00:20:43,569
MR. KOKOSHKA, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU ARE A HUGE LOSER.
518
00:20:45,237 --> 00:20:46,489
Potts:
I TOLD YOU
519
00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:48,699
THAT KOKOSHKA IS
A CLASS-"A" BUM
520
00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:49,951
A CLASS-"A" BUM.
521
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,452
HE JUST NO GOOD.
522
00:20:51,535 --> 00:20:53,245
I'M TELLING YOU, HYUNH
523
00:20:53,329 --> 00:20:57,166
THAT BUM WILL NEVER WORK
A SINGLE DAY IN HIS LIFE.
524
00:20:57,249 --> 00:20:58,626
WANT TO GO WATCH
GRANDMA VACUUM?
525
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:00,670
YES, OKAY.
526
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,047
SORRY ABOUT OSKAR.
527
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,548
I WISH FOR ONCE HE'D DO
528
00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:06,258
WHAT HE SAYS
HE'S GOING TO DO.
529
00:21:06,342 --> 00:21:08,177
I GUESS THAT WON'T
EVER HAPPEN.
530
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,513
I THOUGHT HE REALLY
WANTED TO CHANGE
531
00:21:10,596 --> 00:21:12,306
BUT HE WAS
JUST FOOLING US ALL
532
00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:14,016
JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES.
533
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,186
SO, EVERYBODY THINKS
THEY KNOW ME SO WELL.
534
00:21:17,269 --> 00:21:20,189
WELL, WHAT DO THEY KNOW
ABOUT OSKAR? NOTHING!
535
00:21:20,272 --> 00:21:22,024
I CAN DO A JOB! SURE, I CAN!
536
00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:23,025
I'LL SHOW THEM!
537
00:21:23,109 --> 00:21:24,193
TOMORROW MORNING
538
00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:26,195
I'M GOING TO DELIVER
THOSE PAPERS.
539
00:21:26,278 --> 00:21:27,238
THEN THEY'LL SEE.
540
00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:28,364
( ringing )
541
00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:37,039
( glass breaks )
542
00:21:41,794 --> 00:21:43,671
( yelling,
cat screeching )
543
00:21:43,754 --> 00:21:45,798
( barking, yelling )
544
00:21:45,881 --> 00:21:47,967
( yelling... )
545
00:21:49,885 --> 00:21:53,055
( panting )
546
00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:54,598
MR. KOKOSHKA?
547
00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:56,142
( groaning )
548
00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:57,560
YOU DIDN'T!
549
00:21:57,643 --> 00:21:59,395
DID YOU DELIVER
THE NEWSPAPERS?
550
00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:00,563
YEAH, YOU BET I DID.
551
00:22:00,646 --> 00:22:02,648
I SHOWED YOU
I CAN DO A JOB, OKAY?
552
00:22:02,732 --> 00:22:04,108
THAT'S GREAT,
MR. KOKOSHKA.
553
00:22:04,191 --> 00:22:06,569
MAYBE FOR YOU,
BUT IT ALMOST KILLED ME.
554
00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:08,821
LOOK, A TINY DOG BIT ME
IN MY PANTS.
555
00:22:08,904 --> 00:22:10,781
WHAT'S GOING ON,
KOKOSHKA, YOU BUM?
556
00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:12,074
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
557
00:22:12,158 --> 00:22:13,200
DOING HIS JOB,
MR. POTTS.
558
00:22:13,284 --> 00:22:13,284
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
559
00:22:13,284 --> 00:22:16,454
QUIT KIDDING AROUND.
560
00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:17,747
YOU CAN BELIEVE IT.
561
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:18,873
YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN DO A JOB.
562
00:22:18,956 --> 00:22:20,916
WELL, I JUST DID IT
563
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,085
SO TAKE THAT
TO THE BANK, OKAY?
564
00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:24,086
IT'S A MIRACLE!
565
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,422
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE THE DAY.
566
00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:27,089
I WORK TWO WHOLE HOURS
567
00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:29,800
AND I'M EXHAUSTED
BUT I DID IT.
568
00:22:29,884 --> 00:22:31,093
WE'RE PROUD OF YOU.
569
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:34,263
BUT I BET YOU CAN'T DO IT
AGAIN TOMORROW.
570
00:22:34,346 --> 00:22:36,265
OH, YEAH, WELL, I SHOW YOU!
571
00:22:36,348 --> 00:22:37,600
I'LL DO IT TOMORROW
572
00:22:37,683 --> 00:22:39,393
AND MAYBE EVEN
THE NEXT DAY!
573
00:22:39,477 --> 00:22:42,271
I'LL BET YOU TEN BUCKS
YOU DON'T, KOKOSHKA.
574
00:22:42,354 --> 00:22:45,483
MAKE IT 20;
PUT YOUR MONEY
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
575
00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:46,525
TWENTY-ONE.
576
00:22:46,609 --> 00:22:47,860
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 21?
577
00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:49,862
WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT
A HUNDRED?
578
00:22:51,697 --> 00:22:54,283
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579
00:22:54,366 --> 00:22:58,120
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