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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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( animals howling )
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( cat screeching )
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THERE IT IS!
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Gerald:
THE MOTHER SHIP.
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THAT IS SO COOL.
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I BET THEY ATTACK
THE EARTH TONIGHT.
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Announcer:
Tune in to The Z Files
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next week when aliens
attack the Earth.
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NEXT WEEK?
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Both:
OH...
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YOU KIDS WATCH GARBAGE.
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THEIR WRITING IS TERRIBLE.
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Announcer:
Next, it's UFO Tonight
with your host, Douglas Cain.
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UFO TONIGHT!
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I LOVE THIS SHOW!
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( sounds like Orson Welles ):
U.F.O.s, flying saucers
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They loom large
in the imagination, but...
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indeed, do they exist?
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We know that we are
watched closely
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by intelligences
greater than man's.
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We are scrutinized and studied
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this small spinning fragment
of solar driftwood.
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As your host, reporter
and writer and producer
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I will be your guide
on your quest to make contact on
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UFO Tonight!
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OKAY, COUCH POTATOES,
ENOUGH BOOB-TUBE...
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Mr. Potts:
COME ON!
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IT'S TIME TO DISCUSS
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OUR ANNUAL BOARDING HOUSE
HALLOWEEN PARTY.
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HEY, GRANDPA, CAN WE
HELP OUT?
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OH, NO, ARNOLD.
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HALLOWEEN IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS
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AND IT'S NOT FOR KIDS.
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NO, ARNOLD, HALLOWEEN'S PURPOSE
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IS TO SCARE
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
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OUT OF EVERYONE UNTIL THEY
SCREAM BLOODY MURDER
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AND BEG FOR MERCY.
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HO, HO, HO,
I DO LOVE
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A GOOD HALLOWEEN
PRANK.
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THIS YEAR
WILL BE
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BETTER
THAN EVER.
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NOW, GO TO BED.
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MR. HYUNH, START
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WITH OUR COSTUME
COMMITTEE REPORT.
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THE COSTUME COMMITTEE REPORT
IS AS FOLLOWS:
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GRANDMA WILL BE A WITCH.
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LIKE THAT'S A STRETCH.
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ERNIE WILL PLAY THE EXECUTIONER.
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WAIT, YOU SAID I WAS
GOING TO BE FRANKENSTEIN.
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NO! THIS YEAR I PLAY
FRANKENSTEIN!
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YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
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YOU TOLD ME
LAST YEAR
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YOU'D PLAY THE BRIDE
OF FRANKENSTEIN.
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YEAH, I PLAY.
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I WILL PLAY
FRANKENSTEIN.
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I LIKE IT.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME...
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SO, OUR USUAL
HALLOWEEN PLAN, ARNOLD?
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NO, GERALD,
THIS YEAR
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I THINK THE GROWN-UPS
NEED A GOOD SCARE
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AND I THINK IT SHOULD
INVOLVE ALIENS.
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Perhaps across an immense,
ethereal gulf
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intellects vast, cool
and unsympathetic
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regard this Earth
with envious eyes.
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SHH!
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HI, DAD.
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SHH!
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HI, DAD.
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QUIET, OLGA,
I CAN'T HEAR THE TV.
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IT'S HELGA, DAD.
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WHATEVER--
GO SIT DOWN.
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I CAN'T SEE.
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( exasperated sigh )
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HOW MANY TIMES
IS HE GOING TO CALL ME OLGA?!
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DOES HE THINK
IT'S FUNNY OR SOMETHING?
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OH, CRIMINY!
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...reporting accounts
of actual encounters
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with alien creatures
too hideous to describe
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more thing than sentient being.
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( chuckles )
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS GUY.
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EVERY WEEK IT'S ANOTHER
CLOSE ENCOUNTER.
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RAISE YOU A NICKEL.
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I'LL SEE YOUR NICKEL.
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YOU KNOW IT'S ALL A FAKE.
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I RAISE YOU A DIME.
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IT'S TRUE;
THAT CAIN GUY'S AN EXPERT.
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HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
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YOU MEAN
YOU BELIEVE THAT JUNK, BOB?
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BELIEVE IT?
COURSE I BELIEVE IT.
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I HAD A CLOSE ENCOUNTER
MYSELF ONCE.
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Miriam:
BOB, PLEASE,
DON'T START.
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HAPPENED NEARLY 20 YEARS AGO.
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I WAS DRIVING A PICKUP
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FULL OF CUT-RATE
CANADIAN TRANSISTORS
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ACROSS NORTH DAKOTA.
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SUDDENLY, THE RADIO
STARTS ACTING FUNNY.
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GRASS AROUND ME'S
BLOWING FLAT.
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THIS LIGHT IS COMING
FROM ALL DIRECTIONS.
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NEXT THING I KNOW,
I'M WANDERING AROUND
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IN THE PARKING LOT
OF THE SMORGASBORD.
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HOW THE HECK
DID THAT HAPPEN?
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DID ANYONE ELSE
SEE THE FLYING SAUCER?
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NOPE, I WAS
THE ONLY WITNESS.
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU?
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MARK MY WORDS,
FLYING SAUCERS DO EXIST
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AND WE'RE GOING
TO SEE ALIENS SOME DAY
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AND THEY'RE GOING
TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE...
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THAT.
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AND WE'RE GOING
TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS.
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BUT, HELGA, I WANTED
TO GO AS PIRATES.
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NO, VIKINGS!
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HOW ABOUT CLOWNS?
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WE'RE ALL GOING AS ALIENS.
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THE WHOLE PURPOSE
OF HALLOWEEN
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IS TO SCARE PEOPLE
AND MAKE THEM GIVE CANDY!
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YOU GET THE SILVER FABRIC.
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SID, YOU SCROUNGE UP FOIL.
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WE'RE GOING TO NEED
LOTS AND LOTS OF FOIL.
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HAROLD, GET FACE PAINT.
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FOOTBALL-HEAD,
TALL-HAIR BOY
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YOU IN OR OUT?
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OUT, WE'VE GOT
SOMETHING PLANNED
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ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT.
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WHAT IF YOU COME AS ALIENS
TO MY HOUSE PARTY?
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( all cheering )
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YAY!
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ALL RIGHT!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE INVITING
THE WHOLE CLASS OVER?
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THEY'LL BE OUR ALIEN INVASION.
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IT'S PERFECT.
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IF WE TIME THIS RIGHT
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WE'LL SCARE GRANDPA
AND THE BOARDERS
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OUT OF THEIR MINDS.
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( laughing, screaming )
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( knocking )
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Kids:
TRICK OR TREAT.
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( doorbell rings )
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All:
TRICK OR TREAT.
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OKAY, HERE YOU GO
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AND HERE'S ONE
FOR YOU
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AND, OH...
WHAT?
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( growls )
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I MISSED THE SPREAD
BY ONE LOUSY POINT ON THAT ONE.
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I GOT TO HAVE WON SOMETHING.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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DAD.
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WHAT?
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DAD!
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YOU LIKE
MY COSTUME?
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IT'S FINE.
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DAD, YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN SEEN IT YET.
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HELGA, WHAT?
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I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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HOW MUCH I LOST
ON FOOTBALL YESTERDAY.
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DAD, I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK
AT THE COSTUME I'M WEARING.
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THERE, I SEE IT.
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YOU SATISFIED?
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HOW COULD GREEN BAY
WIN AGAIN?
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ANOTHER TOUCHING
FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT.
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IF ANYONE NEEDS ME,
I'LL BE OUT SOAPING WINDOWS.
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( kids laughing and talking )
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( doorbell rings )
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All:
TRICK OR TREAT.
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OH, YOU ALL LOOK SO ADORABLE.
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WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOURSELF
TO SOME
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WORMS AND COCKROACHES?!
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( all scream )
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HA!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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YOU CAN'T BE
A FRANKENSTEIN.
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NO, I AM
FRANKENSTEIN TODAY.
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Man:
OH, THIS IS WHEN
YOUR REAL SCARS COME IN HANDY.
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( playing bagpipes )
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SUZIE, WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH MY CAPE?
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I THINK IT
LOOKS GREAT, OSKAR.
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I HAVE 16 HOLES
IN MY FINGERS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT MORE
YOU WANT OF ME.
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( talking and arguing )
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Gerald:
GOT IT.
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WELL, ARNOLD?
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IT'S SHOW TIME.
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IT'S 7:49; I TOLD HELGA
TO BRING EVERYONE AT 8:00.
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( radio static )
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HEY, ARNOLD,
I SEE THEM.
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THEY'RE FOUR HOUSES DOWN.
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LET'S GO, GERALD.
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IT'S TIME
FOR THE ALIEN ATTACK.
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( record scratches )
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( soft, eerie noises )
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( disguising his voice ):
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST
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FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN.
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A LARGE, SAUCER-LIKE CRAFT
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OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN
IS REPORTED TO HAVE LANDED
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ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY.
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Grandpa:
QUIET.
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SHH, SHH--
QUIET, EVERYBODY.
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WHAT?
QUIET, EVERYBODY.
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SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
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Gerald:
I repeat, there are reports
of an alien spacecraft
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on the outskirts of the city.
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I'm at the scene
where a small crowd has gathered
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around the scorched area
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where the saucer-like craft
has landed.
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Wait, wait!
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The top of the craft
seems to be opening.
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Unscrewing a huge lid.
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NOW IT'S OPENING,
AND... SOME
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THING... IS COMING OUT.
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( spraying )
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OH, MY!
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( splashing )
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SEVERAL OF THEM,
SEVERAL...
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( pounding )
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WITH BULBOUS HEADS.
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I CAN HARDLY BEAR
TO LOOK AT THEM.
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THEY'RE SO REVOLTING.
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THIS IS
A JOKE, RIGHT?
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UH, MR. CAIN, SIR?
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THIS IS SMITTY, UH...
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Come in, Smitty.
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UH, YEAH, SIR.
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COULD I COME BACK
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TO THE STATION NOW?
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IT'S HALLOWEEN...
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No, you cannot come
back to the station.
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It's Allhallows Eve.
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THE PERFECT NIGHT FOR ALIENS
TO TRY AND INFILTRATE OUR PLANET
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DISGUISED AS HUMANS.
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I SENT YOU OUT TO LOOK FOR SIGNS
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OF PARANORMAL ALIEN ACTIVITY
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AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WILL DO
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until your shift ends.
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00:09:17,592 --> 00:09:18,468
BUT, I...
250
00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,345
OVER AND OUT, MR. SMITTY.
251
00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:20,553
( dial tone )
252
00:09:22,556 --> 00:09:23,515
Smitty:
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
253
00:09:23,598 --> 00:09:26,559
LIKE I'LL REALLY FIND
ALIENS TONIGHT.
254
00:09:26,643 --> 00:09:30,230
Gerald:
Seven or eight aliens have
climbed out of the spacecraft.
255
00:09:30,313 --> 00:09:32,732
Oh, I see their leader.
256
00:09:32,816 --> 00:09:34,818
This one is more hideous
in appearance...
257
00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,736
HOLY COW!
258
00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:38,488
THEY'VE LEFT
THE LANDING SITE
259
00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:40,865
AND ARE PROCEEDING
TO THE EAST SIDE.
260
00:09:40,949 --> 00:09:43,451
I BELIEVE THEY'RE HEADED
DOWN VINE STREET.
261
00:09:43,535 --> 00:09:44,411
VINE STREET?
262
00:09:44,494 --> 00:09:44,869
OUR VINE STREET?
263
00:09:44,953 --> 00:09:46,830
( all gasp )
264
00:09:48,164 --> 00:09:49,040
VINE STREET?
265
00:09:49,124 --> 00:09:50,458
( tires screech )
266
00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:51,042
( tires screeching )
267
00:09:51,126 --> 00:09:53,837
OH, MY GOSH, THE ALIENS.
268
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,839
I GOT TO GET THIS ON TAPE.
269
00:09:55,922 --> 00:09:56,965
Douglas Cain here.
270
00:09:57,048 --> 00:09:58,049
BOSS, MR. CAIN?
271
00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,342
I FOUND ALIENS!
272
00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:00,885
Great Scott, man,
get it on video.
273
00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:03,013
NOW, LISTEN.
274
00:10:03,096 --> 00:10:05,849
YOU ALL KNOW THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS.
275
00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:07,809
NOW, LET'S ALL CALM DOWN.
276
00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:09,894
THIS IS NO TIME FOR PANIC.
277
00:10:09,978 --> 00:10:10,520
( doorbell rings )
278
00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:12,397
( gasping, screaming )
279
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,317
IT'S JUST THE DOOR, YOU NINNIES!
280
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,276
YES?
281
00:10:16,359 --> 00:10:18,987
All:
TRICK OR TREAT.
282
00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:19,988
( screams )
283
00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:21,531
IT'S THE ALIENS.
284
00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:22,824
THEY'RE HERE!
285
00:10:22,907 --> 00:10:24,242
ONE SIDE, GRAMPS.
286
00:10:24,326 --> 00:10:28,496
( all screaming )
287
00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:29,539
AAH!
MOMMY!
288
00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:30,832
( grunts )
289
00:10:30,915 --> 00:10:32,876
Cain:
Smitty? Come in, Smitty.
290
00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:34,461
I'VE LOST THE PICTURE.
291
00:10:34,544 --> 00:10:37,047
I'M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENCE.
292
00:10:39,883 --> 00:10:42,385
MIRIAM, THE KID'S OUT
TRICK-OR-TREATING.
293
00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:44,387
IT'S YOU, ME AND THE WHEEL.
294
00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,432
Cain:
You, out of that anchor chair.
295
00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:48,600
WHAT NOW?
296
00:10:48,683 --> 00:10:49,726
I'm taking over the station.
297
00:10:49,809 --> 00:10:53,897
We interrupt this broadcast
for a special bulletin.
298
00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,732
I have grave news.
299
00:10:55,815 --> 00:10:58,401
Radio transmissions
were picked up tonight
300
00:10:58,485 --> 00:11:00,737
on the east side
below Welles Ridge
301
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,989
reporting that aliens
have landed.
302
00:11:03,073 --> 00:11:05,492
I KNEW SOMETHING FUNNY
WAS GOING ON
303
00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:06,868
TONIGHT, MIRIAM.
304
00:11:06,951 --> 00:11:07,744
Before we lost contact
305
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:11,790
with our reporter
at the scene, we received
306
00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:14,042
this video fragment.
307
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,460
( static )
308
00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:16,920
I think the meaning
309
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:18,380
of this footage is self-evident.
310
00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:21,633
Aliens have indeed
landed among us.
311
00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:22,675
They will take no prisoners.
312
00:11:22,759 --> 00:11:26,888
Their goal clearly is
to enslave the human race!
313
00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:28,932
Just a moment, just a moment.
314
00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:32,686
I'm receiving a radio
transmission from the scene.
315
00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:34,104
An unknown source.
316
00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:35,772
Gerald:
I see it-- huge--
317
00:11:35,855 --> 00:11:37,774
like nothing I've ever seen.
318
00:11:37,857 --> 00:11:38,858
The mother ship!
319
00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:42,320
I repeat:
it's landed on Welles Ridge
320
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:45,949
and it's huge
with rings of light around it.
321
00:11:46,032 --> 00:11:47,242
THE MOTHER SHIP!
322
00:11:47,325 --> 00:11:50,370
( whispering ):
ARNOLD, CUE THE LIGHTS!
323
00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:51,121
STINKY, COME IN, STINKY.
324
00:11:51,204 --> 00:11:53,623
The eagle has landed.
325
00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:56,251
I DON'T SEE
NO EAGLE HERE, ARNOLD
326
00:11:56,334 --> 00:12:00,380
BUT I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD
AND PLUG IN THE MOTHER SHIP.
327
00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:06,469
IT'S PRETTY, ARNOLD.
328
00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,512
OVER.
329
00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:14,936
( loud, electrical sizzling )
330
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,523
HEY!
331
00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:21,276
ALL THEM OTHER LIGHTS WENT OUT.
332
00:12:21,359 --> 00:12:23,903
NOW, AIN'T THAT A CO-INKY-DINK?
OVER.
333
00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:25,363
( sirens wailing )
334
00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:27,282
LOOK,
IT'S THE MOTHER SHIP!
335
00:12:27,365 --> 00:12:29,576
AHH, IT'S THE END
OF THE WORLD!
336
00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:31,161
( people screaming )
337
00:12:31,244 --> 00:12:32,620
STINKY, STINKY?
338
00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:33,830
( radio static )
339
00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:34,789
OH, WELL.
340
00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,416
( people screaming )
341
00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:40,044
Arnold:
I WONDER IF OUR LITTLE RADIO
SHOW SCARED ANYBODY.
342
00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:41,629
( screaming, wailing )
343
00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,718
( screaming... )
344
00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:54,434
OH, MAMA LEONE,
WHAT A NIGHT!
345
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,269
OH, SORRY, SHORT MAN.
346
00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:59,689
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A PACKAGE.
347
00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:00,440
WHERE HAVE
YOU TWO BEEN?
348
00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:03,568
CAN'T YOU SEE ALIENS
ARE ATTACKING?
349
00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:05,653
SLOW DOWN, GRANDPA,
IT WAS US.
350
00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:07,280
WE DID IT
TO SCARE YOU.
351
00:13:07,363 --> 00:13:08,531
WE DID A RADIO SHOW
ON THE ROOF.
352
00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:12,368
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR JOKES, BOYS.
353
00:13:12,452 --> 00:13:14,662
LOOK, THERE'S
THEIR MOTHER SHIP.
354
00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:16,915
GRANDPA, THAT'S
THE WATER TOWER.
355
00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:19,083
STINKY LIT IT
WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
356
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:22,045
WHAT ABOUT THEM SILVER,
UGLY-LOOKING CREATURES
357
00:13:22,128 --> 00:13:23,379
AT MY FRONT DOOR?
358
00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:25,173
THAT WAS HELGA
AND ALL THE OTHER KIDS.
359
00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:26,382
HOLD THE PHONE.
360
00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:28,551
THAT WAS YOU
ON THE RADIO?
361
00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:31,554
YEAH, WE USED YOUR
OLD TRANSMITTER
362
00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:33,223
AND SET IT UP
SO YOU GUYS
363
00:13:33,306 --> 00:13:34,974
WOULD PICK UP
THE BROADCAST.
364
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:35,558
YEAH, CHECK
THIS OUT.
365
00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:37,894
WE INTERRUPT
THIS PROGRAM
366
00:13:37,977 --> 00:13:39,395
WITH A SPECIAL
BULLETIN.
367
00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:40,730
ALIENS HAVE LANDED.
368
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,899
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
369
00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:44,359
THAT WAS YOU.
370
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:45,318
OH, VERY IMPRESSIVE.
371
00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:48,238
HEY, WHAT ABOUT
DOUGLAS CAIN
372
00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:50,740
FLAPPING HIS GUMS
ABOUT IT ON TV?
373
00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:54,869
DOUGLAS CAIN WAS TALKING
ABOUT IT ON TV?
374
00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:57,789
YEAH, A SPECIAL BULLETIN,
LIKE YOUR PRANK.
375
00:13:57,872 --> 00:13:58,748
EXCEPT HE WAS
SHOWING VIDEO
376
00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:02,919
OF THE SAME ALIENS THAT
CAME TO OUR FRONT DOOR.
377
00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,837
THE NEWS IS
ALL OVER TOWN.
378
00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,089
UH-OH.
379
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:09,592
THE TV STATION MUST HAVE
PICKED UP OUR RADIO SHOW.
380
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:12,512
GRANDPA, WHAT HAPPENED
TO HELGA AND THE KIDS
381
00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:13,888
AFTER YOU SAW THEM?
382
00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:16,849
( screaming,
dog barking )
383
00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:21,813
( hollering )
384
00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:22,814
WELL, SHORT MAN
385
00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,232
LOOKS LIKE
WE BETTER
386
00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:25,525
GO SAVE
YOUR FRIENDS.
387
00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:27,443
HOP IN, BOYS.
388
00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:29,070
( tires screeching )
389
00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:33,866
POOKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
390
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,244
IT'S A BAD NIGHT TO BE OUT.
391
00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:38,288
DON'T WAIT UP.
392
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:41,082
CRAZY OLD BIRD.
393
00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:43,126
( horns honking,
sirens blaring )
394
00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:46,296
Radio announcer:
This is the emergency
broadcast system.
395
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,506
Aliens have landed...
396
00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:49,549
...are pouring into the streets
397
00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:52,135
and beepers are jammed.
398
00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:53,428
BEEPERS ARE JAMMED?
399
00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:54,804
THAT TEARS IT.
400
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:57,765
NOW IT'S PERSONAL, MIRIAM.
401
00:14:57,849 --> 00:14:58,975
BOBBY...
402
00:14:59,058 --> 00:15:01,477
I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THEM, MIRIAM.
403
00:15:01,561 --> 00:15:03,396
EVER SINCE
NORTH DAKOTA.
404
00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:06,232
AND THIS TIME, I'M READY.
405
00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:10,153
BOB, PLEASE, CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY
THE CANDLELIGHT?
406
00:15:10,236 --> 00:15:14,073
YOU AND ME HAVE HAD THIS DATE
FOR A LONG TIME, BABY.
407
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,161
STAY IN THE HOUSE,
MIRIAM
408
00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:21,623
AND DON'T OPEN THE DOOR
FOR ANY BLASTED ALIENS.
409
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,584
WE'RE NOT ALIENS!
410
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,336
WE'RE JUST
A BUNCH OF KIDS
411
00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:28,963
OUT TRICK OR TREATING,
DRESSED AS ALIENS.
412
00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:31,924
DON'T BE FOOLED,
THAT'S WHAT ALL ALIENS SAY.
413
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:34,010
GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD
414
00:15:34,093 --> 00:15:36,471
WE'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF FOURTH GRADERS.
415
00:15:36,554 --> 00:15:38,681
THIS IS JUST MAKEUP, SEE?
416
00:15:41,059 --> 00:15:42,935
HEY, IT WON'T COME OFF.
417
00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:44,145
GET THEM!
418
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,438
GET THE CREEPS!
419
00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:48,274
( screaming )
420
00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:52,195
OH, THAT WAS BRILLIANT.
421
00:15:52,278 --> 00:15:54,822
THE FACE PAINT
WON'T COME OFF?!
422
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:57,492
WHAT KIND
DID YOU GET, ANYWAY?
423
00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:59,994
I GOT SOMETHING CALLED
"PERMANENT EXTERIOR LATEX."
424
00:16:00,078 --> 00:16:03,873
BECAUSE I FIGURED
WE'D BE OUTSIDE ALL NIGHT.
425
00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:05,375
OH, CRIMINY.
426
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,418
I'M SURROUNDED.
427
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,212
IT'S ALL A FAKE!
428
00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:10,755
Gerald:
IT'S A HOAX!
429
00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:13,257
IT'S A HALLOWEEN TRICK.
430
00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:14,884
NO ONE BELIEVES US,
GRANDPA.
431
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:18,262
I DON'T THINK
THEY CAN EVEN HEAR US.
432
00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,181
( people screaming )
433
00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:22,225
WHO IN THE NAME
OF HEDY LAMARR IS THAT?
434
00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:24,560
HARVEY?
435
00:16:24,644 --> 00:16:25,812
BIG BOB, HERE.
436
00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:26,521
You look out your window?
437
00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:28,815
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
438
00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:29,982
THAT'S RIGHT.
439
00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,526
THERE'S A BIG MOTHER SHIP
440
00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:32,985
PARKED ON THE RIDGE.
441
00:16:33,069 --> 00:16:34,821
Huh, you guys all laughed at me
442
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:37,407
when I said we needed
an invasion plan.
443
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,991
ALIENS DO EXIST, YOU KNOW?
444
00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:41,077
IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY MEAN BUSINESS.
445
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,913
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, BABY,
AND SO DO I.
446
00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:45,039
Are you with me?
447
00:16:45,123 --> 00:16:46,624
YEAH, I'M WITH YOU, BOB.
448
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:47,959
LET'S GO KICK SOME ALIEN BUTT.
449
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:53,172
All right, meet the butcher
at 45th and Madison.
450
00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:55,174
YOU THERE,
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
451
00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:57,760
THAT MAY BE THE LAST
MAKEUP KIT ON EARTH.
452
00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:59,429
DO WE HAVE
ANY POWER YET?
453
00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:01,889
ONLY OUTSIDE THE CITY
AND THE WEST SIDE.
454
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:04,517
I'LL GET WORD TO THE
REST OF THE COUNTRY
455
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,143
AND PLANET EARTH
456
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,353
AS LONG AS I CAN
DRAW BREATH.
457
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:08,438
YES, SIR!
458
00:17:08,521 --> 00:17:10,064
LET'S NOT SIT HERE
459
00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:12,525
AND WAIT FOR THE ALIENS
TO ENSLAVE US.
460
00:17:12,608 --> 00:17:15,027
TO WELLES RIDGE.
461
00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:16,946
( glass shattering )
462
00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:20,742
Big Bob:
HUH, LOOK
AT THESE PATHETIC LOSERS.
463
00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:23,327
THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE
464
00:17:23,411 --> 00:17:24,787
AGAINST THE ALIENS.
465
00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,414
I SURRENDER!
466
00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:29,625
HAIL CONQUERING HEROES
FROM OUTER SPACE.
467
00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:32,628
THAT'S GOOD.
MAKE FRIENDS RIGHT AWAY, GOOD.
468
00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:35,465
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME,
MY LIEGE.
469
00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:37,258
I COME BEARING GIFTS.
470
00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:39,635
HEY, ISN'T THAT
THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL?
471
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:41,053
Big Bob:
YEAH, THAT'S PRINCIPAL WARTZ.
472
00:17:43,181 --> 00:17:46,058
I WONDER
IF THEY'LL TAKE ME HOSTAGE.
473
00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:50,146
HMM, I'LL OFFER TO LEAD
THEM TO THE CHILDREN...
474
00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:51,898
WHAT YOU GOT
THERE, WARTZ?
475
00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:52,899
NOTHING.
476
00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:53,900
NOTHING MUCH.
477
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,109
A FEW ASSORTED
TRINKETS.
478
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,155
CHOCOLATES? NYLONS?
479
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:00,198
I DON'T GET IT.
480
00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:01,407
YOU LITTLE WORM.
481
00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:04,118
YOU WERE GOING TO
SURRENDER TO THE ALIENS
482
00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:05,161
WEREN'T YOU?
483
00:18:05,244 --> 00:18:06,370
NO! NO! I SWEAR!
484
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:08,748
YEAH, WELL LISTEN
AND LISTEN TIGHT.
485
00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:10,833
EITHER YOU GROW
A SPINE PRONTO
486
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,669
AND JOIN THE FIGHT
FOR THE HUMAN RACE
487
00:18:13,753 --> 00:18:15,838
OR I'LL SEND YOU HOME
TO MRS. WARTZ
488
00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:17,173
IN A CHOCOLATE BOX.
489
00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:18,841
I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY.
490
00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:19,884
GO, HUMANS, GO!
491
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:20,927
GO, HUMANS, GO!
492
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,512
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
493
00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,096
OH, JUST SIT DOWN
494
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:24,806
AND SHUT UP.
495
00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:26,891
THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT, HELGA.
496
00:18:26,974 --> 00:18:30,478
IF WE'D ONLY DRESSED UP
LIKE PIRATES.
497
00:18:30,561 --> 00:18:33,105
PUT A SOCK IN IT,
YOU WEIRD LITTLE GERBIL.
498
00:18:33,189 --> 00:18:35,733
( whistling )
499
00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:37,568
I CAN'T DO IT
ANYMORE, HELGA.
500
00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:38,861
I CAN'T RUN!
501
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:41,697
AW, SUCK IT UP,
YOU BUNCH OF WHINERS!
502
00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:45,493
LET'S GET GOING TILL WE GET
TO THE TOP OF THE RIDGE.
503
00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:46,619
HOWDY, HELGA.
504
00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,120
YOU FELLERS HAVING
505
00:18:48,204 --> 00:18:49,789
A FUN HALLOWEEN?
506
00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:52,667
FUN?! YOU THINK
BEING CHASED UP A HILL
507
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,793
BY AN ANGRY MOB IS FUN?
508
00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:56,963
THEY THINK WE'RE REAL ALIENS!
509
00:18:57,046 --> 00:18:57,964
YOU DON'T SAY?
510
00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:00,341
I WONDER IF IT'S
ON ACCOUNT OF
511
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:01,884
ARNOLD AND GERALD
AND ME PLAYING
512
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,970
THAT HALLOWEEN
PRANK ON THE RADIO
513
00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:07,515
SAYING THE ALIENS
WERE ATTACKING THE PLANET.
514
00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:12,436
YOU MEAN, THIS
WHOLE ALIEN ATTACK...
515
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,230
IS A PRANK?
516
00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:15,398
I RECKON SO.
517
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,566
ARNOLD THOUGHT IT UP.
518
00:19:16,649 --> 00:19:21,571
ARNOLD...!
519
00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:23,489
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING
JUST NOW?
520
00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:24,073
NO.
521
00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:25,157
I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING.
522
00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:28,744
I WONDER HOW HELGA
AND THE OTHERS ARE DOING.
523
00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:31,122
( grunts )
524
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,915
( all screaming )
525
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:37,253
AH, THE MOTHER SHIP.
526
00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:38,254
OKAY.
527
00:19:38,337 --> 00:19:39,589
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
528
00:19:39,672 --> 00:19:41,048
HERE'S THE PLAN.
529
00:19:41,132 --> 00:19:42,466
SEE THESE BEEPERS?
530
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:42,925
YUP.
531
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:44,969
I'VE STRUNG TOGETHER
532
00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,722
SIX DOZEN OF MY
TOP-OF-THE-LINE MODEL
533
00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:50,099
AND WIRED THEM
TO AN EGG TIMER.
534
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:50,850
WHEN I CROSS THIS WIRE
535
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:53,769
THEY'LL BLOW
THAT MOTHER SHIP
536
00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:55,563
BACK TO THE STONE AGE!
537
00:19:55,646 --> 00:19:58,107
I'M GOING TO THE TOP
OF THE RIDGE.
538
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,775
FIRST SIGN OF ALIENS
539
00:19:59,859 --> 00:20:02,195
I'LL WAVE AND THEN
YOU LAUNCH THE BEEPERS.
540
00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:05,948
GO, HUMANS, GO!
541
00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:08,117
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
542
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,703
AND AS THE CITY BELOW
LIES IN DARKNESS AND RUIN
543
00:20:10,786 --> 00:20:13,456
I'M OBSESSED BY THE FACT
544
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:18,461
THAT I MAY BE THE LAST LIVING
AWARD-WINNING REPORTER ON EARTH.
545
00:20:18,544 --> 00:20:21,380
AND AS I BRING YOU WHAT
MAY BE MY FINAL REPORT
546
00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:23,382
BEFORE THE END
OF THE HUMAN RACE
547
00:20:23,466 --> 00:20:26,010
I NOTE THAT THE HILLTOP
IS GRIPPED IN AN...
548
00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:28,012
EERIE QUIET.
549
00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:32,558
ALIENS!
550
00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:32,758
ALIENS!
551
00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,602
ALIENS!
552
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,777
MR. PATAKI, STOP!
553
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,153
( grunts )
554
00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,196
NOBODY MOVE.
555
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:46,781
I'VE GOT YOUR REPULSIVE
LITTLE LEADER.
556
00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,824
DAD, IT'S ME, HELGA!
557
00:20:48,908 --> 00:20:52,495
HUH, YOU DO SOUND LIKE HELGA.
558
00:20:53,537 --> 00:20:55,581
OH, IT'S HAPPENING.
559
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:57,083
MY WORST FEAR.
560
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,918
THE ALIENS ARE
TAKING OVER MY MIND.
561
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:02,171
YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS.
562
00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:03,005
THIS IS ASTONISHING.
563
00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:07,009
A LARGE, HULKING MAN
IS ABOUT TO WRING
564
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:09,011
THE ALIEN LEADER'S
SCRAWNY NECK.
565
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:10,888
NOW, AN ODD,
FOOTBALL-HEADED BOY
566
00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:14,809
SEEMS TO BE TRYING
TO STOP HIM.
567
00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:16,060
MR. PATAKI, STOP!
568
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:16,602
IT REALLY IS HELGA.
569
00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,646
NOT NOW, KID.
570
00:21:18,729 --> 00:21:20,022
I'M SAVING THE WORLD!
571
00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:21,190
THAT'S THE SIGNAL.
572
00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:22,191
FIRE!
573
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:27,697
( beeping... )
574
00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:36,414
( all screaming )
575
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:40,710
HELGA, IS THAT YOU?
576
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,337
IS IT REALLY YOU, HELGA?
577
00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:46,549
HELLO! IT'S BEEN ME
THE WHOLE TIME,
YOU BIG GOOF!
578
00:21:46,632 --> 00:21:50,136
HOLY COW, I ALMOST KILLED
MY OWN DAUGHTER.
579
00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:51,887
I'M A MONSTER!
580
00:21:51,971 --> 00:21:53,723
( all cheering )
581
00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:03,482
BINGO!
582
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:08,779
Big Bob:
HUH, IT WASN'T
AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
583
00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:12,658
IT WAS THE WATER TOWER.
584
00:22:12,742 --> 00:22:14,618
And as the whole wild affair
585
00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:16,829
is exposed as a ridiculous hoax
586
00:22:16,912 --> 00:22:19,331
I can assure you
that Douglas Cain...
587
00:22:19,415 --> 00:22:20,124
is a big
pompous windbag.
588
00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:22,710
Let's all go home
and get some sleep.
589
00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:24,128
What do you say?
590
00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:27,256
Arnold:
I'M GLAD EVERYTHING
WORKED OUT.
591
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,008
I'LL NEVER DO A PRANK
LIKE THAT AGAIN.
592
00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:31,927
AW, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
593
00:22:32,011 --> 00:22:33,262
YOU TERRIFIED THE ENTIRE CITY.
594
00:22:33,345 --> 00:22:35,848
YOU NEARLY CAUSED
THE END OF THE WORLD.
595
00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,768
HO-HO, I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOY.
596
00:22:38,851 --> 00:22:40,603
HERE, HAVE SOME CANDY.
597
00:22:40,686 --> 00:22:42,605
OOH! THESE
ARE COCKROACHES.
598
00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:45,608
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!
599
00:22:45,691 --> 00:22:48,235
( cackling )
600
00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:53,783
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601
00:22:53,866 --> 00:22:59,789
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