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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,870 --> 00:00:02,871 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,955 --> 00:00:04,456 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,457 --> 00:00:06,792 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:13,173 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:17,511 --> 00:00:18,429 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:18,512 --> 00:00:20,556 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:23,684 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:24,476 --> 00:00:26,520 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:27,312 --> 00:00:29,690 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:32,443 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,526 --> 00:00:35,988 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,489 --> 00:00:39,158 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:42,536 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:43,912 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:48,083 --> 00:00:53,338 Man on TV ( with Schwarzenegger accent ): Your evil scheme is now finished. 16 00:00:53,422 --> 00:00:56,884 You have broken the law and now you must pay for your crimes. 17 00:00:56,967 --> 00:01:00,304 It's time to take you... out to lunch. 18 00:01:00,387 --> 00:01:03,307 I KNEW THE ABDICATOR WOULD CATCH THAT GUY. 19 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:04,391 HE ALWAYS DOES. 20 00:01:04,475 --> 00:01:06,268 YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY COOL, EUGENE. 21 00:01:06,351 --> 00:01:07,186 HE'S MY HERO. 22 00:01:07,269 --> 00:01:08,312 HE STANDS UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY. 23 00:01:08,395 --> 00:01:10,481 THE GUY LIKE ME. 24 00:01:10,564 --> 00:01:12,149 HE'S THE ABDICATOR: 25 00:01:12,232 --> 00:01:14,943 DEFENDER OF THE POOR, THE WEAK, THE CLUMSY. 26 00:01:15,027 --> 00:01:16,153 HE'S THE GREATEST. 27 00:01:20,449 --> 00:01:21,909 WHAT THE...? WHOA! 28 00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:24,703 THAT'S NICE, EUGENE, BUT HE'S JUST A TV HERO. 29 00:01:24,787 --> 00:01:26,163 I MEAN, HE'S NOT REAL. 30 00:01:26,246 --> 00:01:27,498 YOU'RE WRONG, GERALD. 31 00:01:27,581 --> 00:01:30,250 HE MAY BE A TV HERO, BUT HE'S REAL, ALL RIGHT. 32 00:01:30,334 --> 00:01:32,044 AND HE'LL BE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD TOMORROW 33 00:01:32,127 --> 00:01:36,006 FILMING ANOTHER EPISODE OF... THE ABDICATOR! 34 00:01:36,089 --> 00:01:37,299 I CAN'T WAIT! 35 00:01:37,382 --> 00:01:40,511 FINALLY, I'LL GET TO SEE MY HERO IN ACTION. 36 00:01:40,594 --> 00:01:43,972 WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM! 37 00:01:44,056 --> 00:01:45,098 HA! 38 00:01:45,182 --> 00:01:47,059 AT LEAST HE HAS A DREAM, GERALD. 39 00:01:47,142 --> 00:01:49,937 It's time to take you... out to lunch. 40 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:53,690 ( imitating ): IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOU... OUT TO LUNCH. 41 00:01:53,774 --> 00:01:55,442 HE'S MY HERO. 42 00:01:58,111 --> 00:01:59,321 OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 43 00:01:59,404 --> 00:02:00,489 IT'S HIM. 44 00:02:00,572 --> 00:02:02,699 IT'S REALLY HIM. 45 00:02:02,783 --> 00:02:05,536 THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 46 00:02:05,619 --> 00:02:06,995 Man: AND... ACTION! 47 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:10,624 YOUR REIGN OF TERROR HAS COME TO A CONCLUSION. 48 00:02:10,707 --> 00:02:12,584 I'M TAKING YOU DOWNTOWN. 49 00:02:12,668 --> 00:02:13,752 AH, YOU AND WHAT ARMY? 50 00:02:13,836 --> 00:02:16,380 ME AND THE ARMY OF JUSTICE 51 00:02:16,463 --> 00:02:17,714 HONESTY 52 00:02:17,798 --> 00:02:19,508 AND RESPECT FOR ALL CITIZENS 53 00:02:19,591 --> 00:02:21,802 REGARDLESS OF RACE 54 00:02:21,885 --> 00:02:24,221 CREED, COLOR OR POLITICAL AFFILIATION. 55 00:02:24,304 --> 00:02:26,348 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY... 56 00:02:26,431 --> 00:02:27,140 ABDICATOR. 57 00:02:27,224 --> 00:02:31,186 IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOU... OUT TO LUNCH. 58 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:32,980 THIS MUST BE THE BIG FIGHT SCENE. 59 00:02:33,063 --> 00:02:34,731 THE ABDICATOR WILL CREAM THIS GUY. 60 00:02:34,815 --> 00:02:37,985 SEE, HE'S A REAL HERO, YOU GUYS. 61 00:02:40,654 --> 00:02:41,947 OKAY, CUT, THAT'S A PRINT. 62 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:43,699 BRING IN THE STUNT MAN. 63 00:02:43,782 --> 00:02:44,825 HUH? 64 00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:47,077 WHERE'S THE ABDICATOR GOING? 65 00:02:47,786 --> 00:02:49,580 WHO'S THAT GUY? 66 00:02:50,497 --> 00:02:52,457 AND... ACTION! 67 00:02:54,543 --> 00:02:56,587 OKAY, CUT IT. 68 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:57,588 GOOD WORK, STUNT ABDICATOR. 69 00:02:57,671 --> 00:02:59,673 STUNT ABDICATOR? 70 00:02:59,756 --> 00:03:01,633 THE ABDICATOR DOESN'T DO HIS OWN STUNTS? 71 00:03:01,717 --> 00:03:03,719 WHERE IS MY LUNCH? 72 00:03:03,802 --> 00:03:04,720 WHERE IS MY APRICOT JUICE? 73 00:03:04,803 --> 00:03:07,598 WHERE IS MY MUSHROOM BRIOCHE? 74 00:03:07,681 --> 00:03:09,433 IT'S HOLLYWOOD, EUGENE. 75 00:03:09,516 --> 00:03:10,851 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 76 00:03:10,934 --> 00:03:13,770 COME ON, PEOPLE, I HAVE BEEN WORKING SINCE 11:00 77 00:03:13,854 --> 00:03:16,440 AND THIS SUIT IS STILL TOO HOT AND CONFINING. 78 00:03:16,523 --> 00:03:19,276 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO GET SOME HELP AROUND HERE? 79 00:03:19,359 --> 00:03:21,945 I MEAN, THE LAST TIME I LOOKED IN THE TRADES 80 00:03:22,029 --> 00:03:24,239 I WAS STILL A MAJOR TELEVISION STAR. 81 00:03:24,323 --> 00:03:26,199 AND HE'S WHINING LIKE A BABY. 82 00:03:26,283 --> 00:03:29,119 THAT'S NOT THE WAY THE ABDICATOR WOULD ACT. 83 00:03:29,202 --> 00:03:31,371 MAYBE HE'S JUST HAVING A BAD DAY. 84 00:03:31,455 --> 00:03:33,665 THE ABDICATOR'S ALWAYS HONEST, BRAVE AND POLITE 85 00:03:33,749 --> 00:03:35,626 NO MATTER WHAT. 86 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:36,793 HE'S A FAKE, GUYS. 87 00:03:36,877 --> 00:03:38,754 HE'S NOT A REAL HERO AT ALL. 88 00:03:38,837 --> 00:03:40,631 EUGENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 89 00:03:40,714 --> 00:03:43,342 Eugene: BOO! BOO! 90 00:03:43,425 --> 00:03:43,634 THE ABDICATOR STINKS. 91 00:03:43,717 --> 00:03:44,760 WHOA! OW. 92 00:03:44,843 --> 00:03:47,179 THE ABDICATOR'S A FAKE! 93 00:03:47,262 --> 00:03:48,055 BOO! 94 00:03:48,138 --> 00:03:49,890 HEY, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED HERE. 95 00:03:49,973 --> 00:03:52,017 NO FANS CAN CROSS THE BARRICADE. 96 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,810 WHY ISN'T SOMEBODY ON THIS? 97 00:03:53,894 --> 00:03:54,978 YOU'RE A FAKE! 98 00:03:55,062 --> 00:03:56,271 I'M JUST AN ACTOR. 99 00:03:56,355 --> 00:03:58,565 YEAH, WELL TO MILLIONS OF KIDS YOU ARE A HERO. 100 00:03:58,649 --> 00:04:00,817 WE LOOKED UP TO YOU. 101 00:04:00,901 --> 00:04:01,818 BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH. 102 00:04:01,902 --> 00:04:04,571 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FAKE. 103 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,865 LOOK, KID, IT, IT'S JUST A ROLE I PLAY. 104 00:04:06,949 --> 00:04:10,077 COME ON, YOU'RE A WIMP. 105 00:04:11,787 --> 00:04:13,246 AW, FORGET IT, MOE. 106 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:19,002 THERE'S MILLIONS OF OTHER KIDS WHO'LL STILL WATCH THE SHOW. 107 00:04:19,086 --> 00:04:21,213 I GUESS SO, BUT STILL I... 108 00:04:21,296 --> 00:04:23,382 WHERE'S MY APRICOT JUICE?! 109 00:04:25,425 --> 00:04:28,387 HE'S A FAKE, A FRAUD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 110 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:30,055 DON'T FORGET, EUGENE... 111 00:04:30,138 --> 00:04:31,682 HE'S JUST AN ACTOR. 112 00:04:31,765 --> 00:04:32,683 ARNOLD, HE'S A WIMP. 113 00:04:32,766 --> 00:04:36,353 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THE ABDICATOR'S A FAKE. 114 00:04:36,436 --> 00:04:37,771 AND IF HE'S A FAKE 115 00:04:37,854 --> 00:04:40,565 THERE'S NO REASON TO BE GOOD OR HONEST ANYMORE. 116 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:43,151 YOU'RE TAKING THIS A LITTLE TOO HARD, EUGENE. 117 00:04:43,235 --> 00:04:44,736 YEAH? WELL, MAYBE I AM. 118 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,113 SO WHAT? 119 00:04:49,324 --> 00:04:52,577 ( slow heavy metal music playing... ) 120 00:05:01,837 --> 00:05:02,921 ( cat yowls ) 121 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,727 "HOW TO GO BAD." 122 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:18,770 HMM... 123 00:05:33,618 --> 00:05:34,494 WHOA! 124 00:05:48,341 --> 00:05:50,260 ( fire alarm ringing... ) 125 00:05:50,343 --> 00:05:52,054 ( kids yelling... ) 126 00:05:57,809 --> 00:05:59,811 DID YOU PULL THAT ALARM? 127 00:05:59,895 --> 00:06:01,521 SO WHAT IF I DID? 128 00:06:01,605 --> 00:06:03,065 DID YOU OBSERVE A FIRE IN THE VICINITY? 129 00:06:03,148 --> 00:06:05,567 HEY, MAN, THERE'S NO FIRE. 130 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:08,320 PULLING THE FIRE ALARM WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE 131 00:06:08,403 --> 00:06:10,363 IS A VIOLATION OF THE SCHOOL CODE 132 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:12,240 AND A VERY SERIOUS INFRACTION. 133 00:06:12,324 --> 00:06:13,408 SO... SUE ME. 134 00:06:13,492 --> 00:06:14,951 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 135 00:06:15,035 --> 00:06:17,120 IN MY OFFICE, RIGHT THIS MINUTE, YOUNG MAN! 136 00:06:17,204 --> 00:06:20,082 HEY, THAT'S NOT MY SCENE, MAN. 137 00:06:20,165 --> 00:06:20,999 ( kids gasp ) 138 00:06:40,769 --> 00:06:42,646 CUTS. 139 00:06:42,729 --> 00:06:44,022 EUGENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 140 00:06:44,106 --> 00:06:45,482 WHATEVER I WANT, SQUIRT. 141 00:06:45,565 --> 00:06:47,692 SQUIRT? UH, LOOK, EUGENE... 142 00:06:47,776 --> 00:06:50,153 I WAS WONDERING HOW THINGS WERE GOING. 143 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:51,404 WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 144 00:06:51,488 --> 00:06:52,614 COME ON, EUGENE. 145 00:06:52,697 --> 00:06:53,782 YOU'VE CHANGED. 146 00:06:53,865 --> 00:06:55,325 MAKE YOUR POINT, ARNOLD. 147 00:06:55,408 --> 00:06:55,575 YOU'RE BORING ME. 148 00:06:55,659 --> 00:06:57,661 EUGENE? 149 00:06:57,744 --> 00:06:59,996 THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT. 150 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,039 OH, BROTHER. 151 00:07:01,123 --> 00:07:02,791 YOU USED TO BE A NICE KID. 152 00:07:02,874 --> 00:07:04,167 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 153 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:05,293 'CAUSE IT'S THERE. 154 00:07:05,377 --> 00:07:07,045 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 155 00:07:07,129 --> 00:07:09,047 IT'S NOT COMPLICATED, ARNOLD. 156 00:07:09,131 --> 00:07:10,757 I USED TO BE A NICE GUY. 157 00:07:10,841 --> 00:07:13,426 BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, I CHANGED. 158 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:15,053 ONCE A GUY LIKE ME CHANGES 159 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:17,180 THERE AIN'T NO CHANGING BACK. GOT IT? 160 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:18,140 BUT, EUGENE... 161 00:07:18,223 --> 00:07:18,640 LATER FOR YOU. 162 00:07:24,104 --> 00:07:26,148 ( cracking knuckles ) 163 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:29,526 HI, EUGENE. 164 00:07:29,609 --> 00:07:30,277 MOVE IT OR LOSE IT. 165 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,071 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY TO ME? 166 00:07:33,155 --> 00:07:34,030 WHAT ELSE WOULD I SAY 167 00:07:34,114 --> 00:07:35,282 TO A PUNK LIKE YOU? 168 00:07:35,365 --> 00:07:38,743 IT USED TO BE I THOUGHT YOU'D GIVE ME ADVICE. 169 00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:40,036 IT USED TO BE I THOUGHT 170 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,497 YOU'D PROVIDE AN EXAMPLE I COULD LOOK UP TO. 171 00:07:42,581 --> 00:07:45,000 IT USED TO BE THAT, BECAUSE I WAS YOUNGER AND SMALLER THAN YOU 172 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:47,377 I LOOKED UP TO YOU AS A HERO 173 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:50,255 AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I MIGHT BE WHEN I GREW UP. 174 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:52,340 BUT LATELY, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ACTING MEAN AND NASTY 175 00:07:52,424 --> 00:07:56,136 I GUESS THE ONLY THING YOU GOT TO SAY TO ME IS 176 00:07:56,219 --> 00:07:59,806 "LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF AND THE HECK WITH EVERYBODY ELSE." 177 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:01,933 I USED TO LOOK UP TO YOU, EUGENE. 178 00:08:02,017 --> 00:08:03,727 BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE GONE BAD 179 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:05,896 THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME TO DO BUT... 180 00:08:05,979 --> 00:08:08,481 GO BAD, TOO. 181 00:08:15,322 --> 00:08:18,491 Moe: LAST NIGHT I COULDN'T SLEEP. 182 00:08:18,575 --> 00:08:21,953 I KEPT THINKING ABOUT WHAT THAT CLUMSY KID SAID TO ME. 183 00:08:22,037 --> 00:08:24,039 ABOUT HOW HE ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO THE ABDICATOR. 184 00:08:24,122 --> 00:08:26,958 LOOK IT, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 185 00:08:27,042 --> 00:08:29,628 EVERY BIG STAR HAS ONE OR TWO DISGRUNTLED FANS. 186 00:08:29,711 --> 00:08:34,424 I WAS SO TROUBLED I WOKE UP MY NEIGHBOR TO BORROW A DICTIONARY 187 00:08:34,508 --> 00:08:37,052 AND LOOK UP THE MEANING OF "ABDICATOR." 188 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:39,262 IT MEANS TO GIVE UP RESPONSIBILITY. 189 00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:42,849 TO ABANDON YOUR POSITION WITHOUT FULFILLING YOUR DUTIES. 190 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,142 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 191 00:08:44,226 --> 00:08:45,518 IT LEFT ME HAUNTED. 192 00:08:45,602 --> 00:08:49,397 THIS MORNING I WAS SO UPSET I COULD BARELY WORK OUT. 193 00:08:49,481 --> 00:08:53,026 LOOK, MAURICE, DARLING, YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO. 194 00:08:53,109 --> 00:08:54,277 YOU JUST PLAY ONE ON TV. 195 00:08:54,361 --> 00:08:57,364 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THAT KID. 196 00:08:57,447 --> 00:09:00,909 BUT SOMEHOW IT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER. 197 00:09:00,992 --> 00:09:02,577 KIDS NEED A HERO TO LOOK UP TO. 198 00:09:02,661 --> 00:09:07,457 THAT LITTLE KID LOOKED UP TO ME AND I FAILED HIM. 199 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:09,251 I ABDICATED MY DUTIES. 200 00:09:09,334 --> 00:09:11,086 I NEED TO TAKE A WALK. 201 00:09:11,169 --> 00:09:12,462 MAURICE... WAIT! 202 00:09:12,545 --> 00:09:15,674 Little Kid: SO WHAT IF IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME? 203 00:09:15,757 --> 00:09:18,718 I'M GOING OUT, AND I MIGHT NOT BE BACK TILL 9:00! 204 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:27,269 Arnold: EUGENE! 205 00:09:27,352 --> 00:09:28,478 EUGENE, WAIT. 206 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:31,481 YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY, EUGENE. 207 00:09:31,564 --> 00:09:34,025 SO WHAT? IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX. 208 00:09:34,109 --> 00:09:35,860 EUGENE... YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT 209 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:38,488 BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU. 210 00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:39,823 YEAH, RIGHT. 211 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:44,828 HELP! 212 00:09:46,329 --> 00:09:48,290 SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! 213 00:09:48,373 --> 00:09:49,958 IT'S THAT KID THAT WAS BUGGING ME TODAY. 214 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,835 HELP! 215 00:09:51,918 --> 00:09:53,128 EVERYBODY NEEDS A HERO. 216 00:09:53,211 --> 00:09:54,337 PLEASE, HELP ME! 217 00:09:58,508 --> 00:09:59,551 ( crash ) 218 00:09:59,634 --> 00:10:00,593 I'M OKAY. 219 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:06,933 DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET YOU DOWN. 220 00:10:10,228 --> 00:10:10,687 ( yelling ) 221 00:10:12,939 --> 00:10:12,981 ( yelling ) 222 00:10:17,235 --> 00:10:19,863 Eugene: HELP! A LITTLE HELP HERE? 223 00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:22,032 WHOA! 224 00:10:22,115 --> 00:10:23,241 HELP! 225 00:10:24,159 --> 00:10:25,076 HELP... 226 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,578 SOMEBODY. 227 00:10:26,661 --> 00:10:27,912 ( gasps ) 228 00:10:27,996 --> 00:10:30,123 IT'S THAT CLUMSY KID WHO SAID I STINK. 229 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:32,792 KIDS NEED A HERO TO LOOK UP TO. 230 00:10:39,007 --> 00:10:41,259 DON'T WORRY, I GOT YOU, CLUMSY KID. 231 00:10:41,343 --> 00:10:45,764 ( cheering and applause ) 232 00:10:45,847 --> 00:10:47,682 WOW, IT'S YOU, THE ABDICATOR. 233 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:53,646 YOU SAVED ME. 234 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:55,774 YOU REALLY ARE A HERO. 235 00:10:55,857 --> 00:10:57,984 NO, I'M NOT A REAL HERO. 236 00:10:58,068 --> 00:11:00,779 I'M JUST A HIGHLY PAID TV STAR. 237 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:03,031 BUT I STILL CARE ABOUT THE KIDS WHO WATCH MY SHOW 238 00:11:03,114 --> 00:11:05,116 AND LOOK UP TO ME. 239 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,410 AND I WANT THEM TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 240 00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:08,078 EVERYBODY NEEDS A HERO. 241 00:11:08,161 --> 00:11:10,038 THANKS, ABDICATOR. 242 00:11:10,121 --> 00:11:11,206 CALL ME MAURICE. 243 00:11:11,289 --> 00:11:12,665 EUGENE, YOU SAVED ME. 244 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,084 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN OUT HERE. 245 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,877 I KNOW. 246 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,253 ISN'T IT PAST YOUR BEDTIME? 247 00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:19,381 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED BY 8:30. 248 00:11:19,464 --> 00:11:21,674 RIGHT AFTER MY FAVORITE SHOW, YO, ERNEST. 249 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:22,926 I'LL TAKE YOU HOME. 250 00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:26,429 Little Kid: EUGENE... YOU'RE MY HERO. 251 00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:31,184 WELL, I STILL SAY HE'S A JINX AND A GEEK. 252 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,603 YEAH, BUT HE'S SOMETHING ELSE, TOO. 253 00:11:33,686 --> 00:11:34,771 A GOOF? 254 00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,940 NO... A HERO. 255 00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:38,358 THAT'S CORNY, ARNOLD. 256 00:11:38,441 --> 00:11:39,442 YEAH, I KNOW. 257 00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:41,111 BUT IT SOUNDED REALLY COOL FOR A MINUTE. 258 00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:43,405 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 259 00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:46,366 BUT AFTER IT SOUNDED COOL, IT SOUNDED REALLY CORNY. 260 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:47,826 I MEAN CORNY, CORNY... 261 00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:55,250 ( "Ride of the Valkyries" playing... ) 262 00:11:58,086 --> 00:11:59,170 HMPH! OPERA. 263 00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:00,630 WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKS. 264 00:12:00,713 --> 00:12:01,840 LA-DI-DA FROU-FROU LADIES IN WIGS 265 00:12:01,923 --> 00:12:06,094 SINGING A LOT OF TWO-DOLLAR WORDS ABOUT NOTHING. DOY! 266 00:12:06,177 --> 00:12:07,303 WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD FIELD TRIP. 267 00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:09,806 YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL, PAL. 268 00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:10,932 OPERA'S FOR WIMPS. 269 00:12:11,015 --> 00:12:12,725 ( kids muttering agreement ) 270 00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:15,145 KIDS, KIDS, JUST LISTEN. 271 00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:16,813 FEEL THE MUSIC. 272 00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,189 HERE'S THE BIG FINISH. 273 00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:20,859 ( humming along ) 274 00:12:20,942 --> 00:12:23,486 THAT WAS WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES." 275 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:24,779 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 276 00:12:24,863 --> 00:12:25,989 ( booing ) 277 00:12:26,072 --> 00:12:26,823 BAD, REALLY BAD. 278 00:12:26,906 --> 00:12:29,784 STINKY, YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION. 279 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:32,662 BUT I BET I'LL MAKE AN OPERA LOVER OF YOU YET. 280 00:12:32,745 --> 00:12:34,205 ( playing new song ) 281 00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:38,084 THIS IS, OF COURSE, THE SONG OF PAGLIACCI, THE CRYING CLOWN. 282 00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:41,254 LOOK AT ME, I'M PAGLIACCI, THE BIG SAD CLOWN, BOO-HOO. 283 00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:43,339 ( kids laughing ) 284 00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:44,966 ( playing new song ) 285 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:47,260 THIS IS WHAT WE'LL BE SEEING TODAY. 286 00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:49,095 A CLASSIC TALE OF POWER AND FAITHLESS LOVE. 287 00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:50,472 THE OPERA CARMEN. 288 00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:52,140 POWER AND FAITHLESS LOVE, HUH? 289 00:12:52,223 --> 00:12:53,433 YOU GOT MY ATTENTION. 290 00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:56,186 THE STORY CENTERS AROUND CARMEN... 291 00:12:56,269 --> 00:12:56,269 Kids: WOW! 292 00:12:56,269 --> 00:12:56,704 THE BEAUTIFUL GYPSY 293 00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:56,704 Kids: WOW! 294 00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:58,062 THE BEAUTIFUL GYPSY 295 00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,690 WHO FLIRTS WITH THE YOUNG OFFICER, DON JOSE. 296 00:13:00,773 --> 00:13:01,816 Kids: WHOO-HOO! 297 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,152 DON JOSE IS-- HOW WOULD YOU SAY?-- 298 00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:06,446 CHARMED BY CARMEN AND LET'S HER ESCAPE ARREST 299 00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:09,240 FOR-- HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS?-- 300 00:13:09,324 --> 00:13:12,243 UH... CAUSING HARM TO ANOTHER GIRL. 301 00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,704 MAYBE THIS WON'T BE SO BORING AFTER ALL. 302 00:13:14,787 --> 00:13:16,247 NOT BORING AT ALL, HELGA. 303 00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:18,041 CARMEN IS A GREAT STORY. 304 00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:20,376 BUT CARMEN FORGETS ALL ABOUT DON JOSE 305 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:25,173 THE MINUTE SHE SETS HER GYPSY EYES ON THE TORERO, ESCAMILLO. 306 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:26,299 WHAT'S A TORERO? 307 00:13:26,382 --> 00:13:28,218 Curly: YOU KNOW, A TOREADOR. 308 00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:31,054 A BULLFIGHTER. 309 00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:32,722 ( crowd cheering ) 310 00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:34,265 ( kids cheering ) 311 00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,600 OH, MY GOSH, LOOK. 312 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,560 THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START. 313 00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:39,020 HAVE YOUR TICKETS READY. 314 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:43,816 OH, ARNOLD! 315 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:44,901 FLAMENCO DANCER 316 00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,277 STOMPING ON THE STAGE OF MY HEART. 317 00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,863 CONQUISTADOR OF MY SOUL. 318 00:13:48,947 --> 00:13:50,073 WOULD THAT 319 00:13:50,156 --> 00:13:51,282 AT THIS MOMENT 320 00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,160 I COULD KNOW YOUR HEART'S DESIRE, MY LOVE. 321 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,371 ( girls giggling ) 322 00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:57,747 RUTH! 323 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,123 RUTH...! 324 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:02,252 IF ONLY I COULD GET THAT FOOTBALL-HEADED TORERO 325 00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:03,920 TO FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT ME. 326 00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:06,256 WHAT AM I DOING WRONG, WHAT? 327 00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:08,716 ONE SIDE, MORON! 328 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,469 ( kids muttering ): WHEN IS IT GOING TO START? 329 00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:12,136 ( shushing ) 330 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,138 EVERYBODY, QUIET. 331 00:14:14,222 --> 00:14:16,516 ( shushing ) 332 00:14:16,599 --> 00:14:18,935 ( Carmen overture playing... ) 333 00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:23,982 ( applause... ) 334 00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:37,870 Gerald: ♪ FIGARO, FIGARO, FIGARO... ♪ 335 00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:38,955 HUH? 336 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,624 ♪ FIGARO, FIGARO ♪ 337 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,084 ♪ FIGARO... ♪ 338 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,461 HEY, GERALD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 339 00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:48,214 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 340 00:14:48,298 --> 00:14:50,008 WHAT'S GOING ON? 341 00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:52,760 ( crying ) 342 00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:54,637 HAROLD? 343 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:56,347 UH... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 344 00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:58,641 LOOK AT ME, ARNOLD. 345 00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,727 LOOK AT ME! 346 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,478 I'M A... I'M A... 347 00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:09,027 ( to "Vesti la Giubba" ): ♪ BIG UGLY CLOWN-O ♪ 348 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:16,326 ♪ A BIG, SAD, UGLY CLOWN-O. ♪ 349 00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:18,953 ( crying... ) 350 00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:22,540 ( kids laughing ) 351 00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:22,999 ( gasp ) 352 00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:27,253 ( kids exclaiming ) 353 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:33,009 ( "Habanera" playing ) 354 00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:37,722 ♪ I'M RUTH McCARMEN, AND AWFULLY CHARMIN' ♪ 355 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:40,558 ♪ I GUESS YOU NOTICE BY THE WAY YOU STARE ♪ 356 00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:45,521 ♪ YOU'RE NOT BAD, EITHER, LET'S TAKE A BREATHER ♪ 357 00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:49,442 ♪ AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT MY AUBURN HAIR ♪ 358 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:53,071 ♪ HER AUBURN HAIR, YOU'RE STANDING THERE ♪ 359 00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:57,867 ♪ WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO RUTH? ♪ 360 00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,452 ♪ SHE'S LIKE A FLOWER BLOSSOM ♪ 361 00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:00,787 ♪ I KNOW, SHE'S WICKED AWESOME ♪ 362 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:04,457 ♪ COME ON, ARNOLD, IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH ♪ 363 00:16:12,924 --> 00:16:16,636 ♪ MY NAME'S DON ARNOLD, PLEASE HAVE A CARMEL ♪ 364 00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:21,432 ♪ YOUR HAIR IS LOVELY, DO YOU LIKE MY PANTS? ♪ 365 00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:25,061 ♪ THEY'RE MADE OF SATIN, THE CAPE'S PURE LATIN ♪ 366 00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:28,606 ♪ I HAD IT TAILORED IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE ♪ 367 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:32,860 ♪ THE SOUTH OF FRANCE, YOUR SATIN PANTS ♪ 368 00:16:32,944 --> 00:16:35,571 ♪ WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE LADY FOR A DANCE? ♪ 369 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:38,616 ♪ IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DECISION ♪ 370 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,951 ♪ IT'S ALMOST INTERMISSION ♪ 371 00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:44,455 ♪ HEY, ARNOLD, YOU BETTER ASK HER TO DANCE ♪ 372 00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:46,499 ( cow mooing ) 373 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,586 UH... HEY, CUT IT OUT! 374 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,755 WHO'S DOING THAT? 375 00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:54,716 I HAD TO SHUT YOU UP SOMEHOW. 376 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,551 YOU WERE SNORING LOUDER THAN THE ORCHESTRA. 377 00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:57,510 ( kids laugh ) 378 00:16:57,593 --> 00:17:00,012 MAN, HOW FAR INTO IT ARE WE? 379 00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:02,932 BEATS ME, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME MUSIC TO LISTEN TO 380 00:17:03,015 --> 00:17:04,392 UNTIL THIS THING IS OVER. 381 00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:05,101 SECOND ACT. 382 00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:07,770 NOW CARMEN WILL CONVINCE DON JOSE 383 00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,355 TO DESERT FROM THE ARMY 384 00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:11,774 AND JOIN HER BAND OF GYPSY SMUGGLERS. 385 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:13,526 ALL GOES OKAY FOR A WHILE 386 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:16,195 BUT THEN THIS REALLY HANDSOME GUY NAMED ESCAMILLO... 387 00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:19,949 ( thunder rumbling ) 388 00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:21,325 HUH? 389 00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:24,328 ( "Ride of the Valkyries" playing... ) 390 00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:27,707 ( all gasp ) 391 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:29,792 ( horse whinnies ) 392 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,211 ( screaming ) 393 00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:38,885 ♪ RUTH IS A LIGHTWEIGHT AND GIGGLING GEEK BAIT ♪ 394 00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:42,972 ♪ I'M HERE TO THRASH HER, THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪ 395 00:17:43,055 --> 00:17:46,726 ♪ RUTH IS A LOSER, HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE HER? ♪ 396 00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:50,855 ♪ HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, FOOTBALL HEAD? ♪ 397 00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:55,735 ♪ FOOTBALL HEAD, FOOTBALL HEAD ♪ 398 00:17:55,818 --> 00:18:01,157 ♪ TO SHOW MY CONTEMPT, HER PICTURE I SHRED ♪ 399 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,409 ♪ HELGA'S A VIKING ♪ 400 00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:05,077 ♪ SURE IS EXCITING ♪ 401 00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:09,332 ♪ I'M GOING TO THUMP HER RIGHT ON THE HEAD ♪ 402 00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:10,875 ( thunder crashes ) 403 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,044 OH, YEAH? HOW? 404 00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:20,635 ♪ WITH MY GOLDEN MAGIC SLINGSHOT ♪ 405 00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,470 GOLDEN MAGIC SLINGSHOT? 406 00:18:22,553 --> 00:18:23,971 GOLDEN MAGIC SLINGSHOT? 407 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:27,016 I THOUGHT IT WAS SPEAR AND A MAGIC HELMET. 408 00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:33,314 ♪ NO... WITH MY GOLDEN MAGIC SLINGSHOT ♪ 409 00:18:33,397 --> 00:18:35,316 DOY! 410 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:41,239 HEY, RUTH, SCENE'S OVER, BONEHEAD. 411 00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,119 RUTH? 412 00:18:46,202 --> 00:18:46,244 RUTH? 413 00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:56,838 RUTH? 414 00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,385 RUTH? HMPH! 415 00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:06,222 ( to "Habanera" ): ♪ JUST LIKE I STATED, SHE'S OVERRATED ♪ 416 00:19:06,305 --> 00:19:09,225 ♪ A BIG NO-BRAINER WITH ENORMOUS FEET ♪ 417 00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:13,229 ♪ WHY NOT FORGET HER? I'M SO MUCH BETTER ♪ 418 00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:17,066 ♪ MY NAME'S CARMHELGA AND I'M AWFULLY SWEET ♪ 419 00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:21,153 ♪ SHE'S AWFULLY SWEET, SUCH TINY FEET ♪ 420 00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:25,741 ♪ HER NAME'S CARMHELGA AND YOU TWO SHOULD MEET ♪ 421 00:19:25,825 --> 00:19:27,743 ♪ COME JOIN MY BAND OF GYPSIES ♪ 422 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,120 ♪ WE'RE TOURING 50 CITIES ♪ 423 00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:35,376 ♪ WITH YOU, MY GYPSY BAND WILL BE... COMPLETE ♪ 424 00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,420 PERFECT. 425 00:19:37,503 --> 00:19:40,506 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BETTER THAN THIS? 426 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:41,632 HOLD IT! 427 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,593 Crowd: CURLYMILLO! 428 00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:44,969 ( cheering ) 429 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:48,264 ( sighing ) 430 00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:50,558 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 431 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:00,651 ( horn honks ) 432 00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:07,116 ( to "Toreador Song" ): ♪ I'M SO FINE, THE GIRLS KNOW I'M DIVINE ♪ 433 00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:10,453 ♪ THE THING IS, I'M SUBLIME, IT'S REALLY TRUE, YOU KNOW ♪ 434 00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:16,042 ♪ CHECK OUT MY CUSPIDOR, I'M WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ♪ 435 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,629 ♪ HELGA, WON'T YOU DUMP THIS GUY AND COME TO MY BULLFIGHTS? ♪ 436 00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:23,341 BULLFIGHTS, HUH? 437 00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:26,427 ♪ BULLFIGHTS AND SWORD FIGHTS, ROLLING IN MANURE ♪ 438 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:30,139 ♪ BLOWS TO THE HEAD... ( clank )... I CAN ENDURE ♪ 439 00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:33,851 ♪ FIGHTING BULLS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE ♪ 440 00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:38,397 ♪ PLUS I COULD USE A WIFE ♪ 441 00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:41,859 ♪ AND SEVERAL PAIRS OF TIGHTS IN SHADES OF BLUE ♪ 442 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,779 ♪ HELGA, PLEASE SAY "I DO" ♪ 443 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:45,863 ( cheering ) 444 00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:48,449 Arnold: WAIT A MINUTE. 445 00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,494 EN GARDE. 446 00:20:51,577 --> 00:20:52,536 CAFE AU LAIT! 447 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:56,832 Crowd: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT...! 448 00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,504 AT LAST MY DREAM COMES TRUE. 449 00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:06,842 ARNOLD, MY TRUE LOVE, SAVING MY HONOR, DUELING TO THE DEATH. 450 00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:09,345 BE STILL, MY BEATING HEART. 451 00:21:09,428 --> 00:21:11,013 HUSH, MY DISTEMPERED BREATH. 452 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,766 ( heavy, nasal breathing ) 453 00:21:13,849 --> 00:21:18,437 I SAID, "HUSH, MY DISTEMPERED BREATH." 454 00:21:21,065 --> 00:21:24,151 ( playing "Carmen" overture... ) 455 00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:30,116 ( Eugene yelling... ) 456 00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:32,368 ( gasp ) 457 00:21:49,385 --> 00:21:52,555 AH! OH... OH... 458 00:21:52,638 --> 00:21:54,557 ( gasping and weeping ) 459 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,059 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 460 00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:05,985 OH... DON ARNOLD, MY LOVE. 461 00:22:07,445 --> 00:22:08,946 ( rumbling ) 462 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:13,242 ( screaming... ) 463 00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:18,706 ARNOLD, DON ARNOLD, WAIT MY LOVE! 464 00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:21,417 WAIT! DON'T GO! 465 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,461 ( applause ) 466 00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:31,927 SO, HOW WAS IT? 467 00:22:32,011 --> 00:22:33,929 IT WAS... INTERESTING. 468 00:22:34,013 --> 00:22:36,432 WASN'T THAT GREAT, HELGA? 469 00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:37,558 IT WAS OKAY. 470 00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:45,441 IT JUST ENDED TOO SOON. ( sighs ) 471 00:22:45,524 --> 00:22:49,236 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 472 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,738 and NICKELODEON] 473 00:22:50,821 --> 00:22:54,909 Gerald: THE OPERA? WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD FIELD TRIP. 474 00:22:54,992 --> 00:22:58,954 ( to "Toreador Song" ): ♪ CONTESTS OF BRUTE STRENGTH, WRESTLING IN THE MUD ♪ 475 00:22:59,038 --> 00:23:02,041 I'M LOOKING FOR SOME MUSIC TO LISTEN TO. MM! 476 00:23:02,124 --> 00:23:03,292 ♪ CURLY'S THE BEST ♪ 477 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,044 MM, THAT'S RIGHT, TASTES SO GOOD, IT'S RIGHT. 478 00:23:05,127 --> 00:23:07,546 ♪ ARNOLD'S A DOPE ♪ 479 00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:09,840 FIGARO, MM-MM. 480 00:23:09,924 --> 00:23:13,010 ♪ HELGA, YOU SHOULD REALLY GET A CLUE ♪ 481 00:23:13,094 --> 00:23:14,095 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 482 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:15,971 MM-MM-MM-MM-MM, THAT'S RIGHT. 483 00:23:16,055 --> 00:23:17,139 WHAT'S A TORERO? 484 00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:21,227 ♪ CURLYMILLO'S FOR YOU ♪ 485 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:23,854 ♪ ARNOLD IS LAST WEEK'S NEWS, HE'S OVERDUE ♪ 486 00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:27,983 FIGARO, RO, RO, RO, RO. 487 00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:31,862 ♪ CURLY'S THE ONE FOR YOU. ♪ 33784

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