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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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( horns honking )
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( whistle blowing )
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WELL, THAT'S IT.
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I FIXED THE SINK.
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THIS TREE HOUSE HAS
NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
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IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
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DARN TOOTING!
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IT'LL PROBABLY
LAST FOREVER.
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JUST LIKE THIS TREE.
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MIGHTY PETE
IS THE OLDEST TREE
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LEFT IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD.
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IT'S PRACTICALLY
THE ONLY TREE LEFT.
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I LOVE THIS TREE.
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NO MATTER HOW MUCH
EVERYTHING CHANGES
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WE KNOW ONE THING
FOR SURE.
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THIS TREE WILL ALWAYS
BE STANDING.
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THAT TREE
IS GOING DOWN.
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WE'LL BULLDOZE
THE SUCKER
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PUT UP A NEW BIG BOB'S
BEEPER EMPORIUM
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AND I'LL BE A 50% PARTNER.
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20.
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40.
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20.
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30.
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20.
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DEAL.
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OVER HERE, CHARLIE!
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( whistle blowing )
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WHAT'S ALL THAT
DANG COMMOTION?
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Man:
OVER HERE!
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( tools rattling )
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DEMOLITION ON FRIDAY THE 16th?
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THEY'RE KNOCKING
DOWN THE TREE?
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THEY CAN'T DO THAT!
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WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
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FORGET IT, ARNOLD.
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WHAT CAN A BUNCH
OF KIDS DO?
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YEAH,
FORGET IT.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
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Kids:
BYE.
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MIGHTY PETE IS OUR TREE.
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Stinky:
CAN'T FIGHT THE SYSTEM.
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ARNOLD.
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WHAT A NAIVE DWEEB.
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AND YET...
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I ADORE HIM.
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HIS COMMITMENT TO RIGHT
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WHEN WRONG IS CLEARLY
MORE POWERFUL.
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WHO WOULD CRUSH THE VERY SYMBOL
OF MY BODY'S YOUTH?
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BIG BOB'S BEEPERS?
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( laughing )
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OH, THESE CRAZY
SITUATION COMEDIES!
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DAD! IS IT TRUE?
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NO, IT'S JUST A
MADE-UP STORY, HELGA.
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THOSE ARE ALL ACTORS.
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NO, DAD. I MEAN
ABOUT THE TREE!
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ARE YOU TEARING
DOWN THE TREE?
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OH, ABSOLUTELY.
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WE'RE KNOCKING THAT HARDWOOD
DOWN AT THE KNEES-- ZING!
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BUT WE ALL LOVE MIGHTY PETE!
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CAN'T YOU BUILD YOUR STORE
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT
INTO THAT LOCATION.
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THERE'S ALWAYS PEOPLE THERE
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HANGING AROUND UNDER THE TREE.
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IT'S A NATURAL SPOT
FOR A BEEPER EMPORIUM.
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IT'LL MAKE ME A TON OF MONEY!
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AND WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME
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IS GOOD FOR ALL THE PATAKIS
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IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
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( laughs )
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ALAS, HERE I AM AGAIN,
TORN BETWEEN TWO FORCES--
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ARNOLD'S FOOLISH IDEALISM
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AND MY FATHER'S UNBRIDLED GREED.
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( laughing )
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AND THIS TIME, I FEAR
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.
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OH, CURSE THE DAY
I WAS BORN A PATAKI!
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( Helga moans, sirens wail )
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Arnold:
WHEN WE LEFT THE TREE HOUSE
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THERE WAS THE NOTICE.
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THEY'RE CUTTING DOWN
MIGHTY PETE.
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MIGHTY PETE!
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( gasping )
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OH, SAY IT AIN'T SO!
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THAT TREE MEANS
THE WORLD TO ME.
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WHY, I FIRST CLIMBED ON IT
AS A LAD.
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I HELPED BUILD THE FIRST TREE
HOUSE WITH INDOOR PLUMBING
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IN ITS STURDY BRANCHES.
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I SPENT A LOT OF MY HONEYMOON
IN THAT TREE.
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( sighs )
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WHEN THEY GOING TO CHOP IT DOWN?
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I'D LIKE TO TAKE SOME PICTURES.
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GRANDPA, WE CAN'T JUST GIVE UP.
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DARN TOOTIN'!
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NO ONE'S KNOCKING
DOWN THAT TREE
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WITHOUT A FIGHT FROM US!
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WE'LL FIGHT 'EM
IN THE STREETS!
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WE'LL FIGHT 'EM
ON THE ROOFTOPS!
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WE'RE NOT TALKING
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ABOUT ANYTHING.
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
MIGHTY PETE--
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THE LAST LIVING EXAMPLE
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OF CEDRUS ANTILLICUS
IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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IT'S 700 YEARS OLD!
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SO ARE YOU,
BUT WHO'S COUNTING?
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FIRST THING TOMORROW--
YOU AND ME
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THE DEPARTMENT OF TREES
AND SHRUBBERY, CITY HALL.
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CITY HALL...
YOU THINK THEY'LL HELP?
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WELL, OF COURSE THEY WILL.
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PLUS, YOU'RE A KID.
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AND THE GOVERNMENT
LOVES KIDS.
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Man:
FIRST OF ALL,
I DON'T LIKE KIDS.
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SECOND, TO LODGE A COMPLAINT
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FILL OUT THESE FORMS
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IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
YOU PRESENT YOUR CASE
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IN FRONT OF CITY COUNCIL
MONTHS AFTER THAT.
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MONTHS? BUT WE
ONLY HAVE A WEEK!
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( snickering )
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THAT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH TIME
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TO FILL OUT THE FORMS.
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YOUNG MAN, THIS YOUNG BOY
IS ON A MISSION
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TO SAVE AN OLD TREE
FROM THE BULLDOZER
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AND YOU JUST SIT THERE
AND HAND US SOME FORMS!
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WE WON'T TAKE THIS LYING DOWN!
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WE'LL TAKE OUR FIGHT
TO THE STREETS
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TO THE HEART AND SOUL
OF THIS LAND!
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( crowd cheering )
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PEOPLE OF EARTH, WE MUST BAND
TOGETHER TO SAVE MIGHTY PETE--
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THE OLDEST LIVING THING
IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!
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THIS PROUD AND BELEAGUERED
OLD LANDMARK
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IS PITTED IN AN UNFAIR FIGHT
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AGAINST RECKLESS GREED
AND UNHEEDING PROGRESS!
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( megaphone feedback )
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BIG BOB?
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BIG BOB PATAKI, HUH?
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WELL, I KNOW JUST
WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT.
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COME ON, BOYS!
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Chanting:
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
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WE WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!
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PETE THE TREE IS MIGHTY GREAT!
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ALL RIGHT! I'M GIVING YOU ALL
THE COUNT OF THREE
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TO VACATE THE PREMISES.
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
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COME ON, KIDS!
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OKAY, GRANDMA.
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DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
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Kids:
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN...
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( shouting )
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WE'LL BE BACK, PATAKI!
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WE'RE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
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OH, YEAH? I GOT PLENTY MORE
WATER WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
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THAT TREE IS GOING DOWN!
YOU HEAR ME?
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YOU CRAZY OLD WART!
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ON THE 16th-- SHARP!
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( sighs )
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( knocking )
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Grandma:
KIMBA?
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Arnold:
COME IN, GRANDMA.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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OKAY, I GUESS.
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REMEMBER, ARNOLD,
WE HAVEN'T LOST THE FIGHT.
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DON'T BE DISCOURAGED.
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TOMORROW BIG BOB KNOCKS DOWN
MIGHTY PETE.
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TOMORROW, WE GO OUT
AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAIN!
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GET SOME SLEEP, SOLDIER.
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Gerald:
MIGHTY PETE IS THE OLDEST TREE
LEFT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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Big Bob:
THAT TREE IS GOING DOWN!
YOU HEAR ME?
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ON THE 16th-- SHARP!
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( sighs )
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( squeaking )
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YOU COULDN'T SLEEP EITHER,
ARNOLD?
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NOPE.
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LET'S GO UP
TO THE TREE HOUSE
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AND PLAY CARDS.
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I GUESS THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
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( engine revving... )
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OH, NO!
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12:01.
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IT'S NOW OFFICIALLY
FRIDAY.
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LET'S KNOCK
THAT EYESORE DOWN.
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IT'S BIG BOB!
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( kid gasps )
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AND... SOME OTHER GUY!
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OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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IT'S THAT KID WITH
THE WEIRD-SHAPED HEAD AGAIN!
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HEY, YOU KIDS,
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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NO, MR. PATAKI.
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WE'RE NOT LEAVING.
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GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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I'M KNOCKING DOWN
THE TREE.
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AND I'M KNOCKING IT DOWN
FOR GOOD!
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MIGHTY PETE
DESERVES TO LIVE.
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IF YOU WANT TO
KNOCK HIM DOWN
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YOU'RE KNOCKING US DOWN
WITH HIM.
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Helga:
ARNOLD, WAIT!
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HELGA?
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HELGA?
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I THOUGHT YOU SIDED
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WITH YOUR DAD
ON THIS.
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UH, NO. IT'S NOT
LIKE I'M SIDING
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WITH YOU OR ANYTHING.
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IT'S JUST THAT MY DAD'S
BEEN BUGGING ME LATELY
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AND I THOUGHT I'D GET
EVEN WITH HIM, OKAY?
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( gunning engine )
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MACK, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?!
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WHAT DOES
IT LOOK LIKE?
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I'M DRIVING
INTO THE TREE.
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BUT MY KID'S UP THERE!
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THEY'LL COME DOWN.
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YOU GOT TO SHOW 'EM
WHO'S BOSS.
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( screams )
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( thinking ):
I HOPE THEY STOP
IN TIME.
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( sniffs )
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GOSH, HE SMELLS GOOD.
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LET ME DRIVE,
YOU... ( grunting )
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( grunting )
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Kid:
WE GOT TO STOP IT!
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QUICK, FIND SOMETHING
TO THROW IN ITS PATH!
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WE'VE THROWN EVERYTHING
BUT THE KITCHEN SINK!
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OH, WELL... HERE GOES!
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IS... IS THERE ANYTHING
LEFT TO THROW?
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IF I HIT THE LEVER,
I THINK I CAN STOP IT!
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"IF I HIT THE LEVER,
I THINK I CAN STOP IT."
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ABANDON TREE!
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( Tarzan yell )
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( yelling... )
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( yelling... )
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( cheering... )
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HEY, CRAZY LADY!
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COME BACK WITH THAT
BULLDOZER!
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DAD!
248
00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:54,064
YOU OKAY, OLGA?
249
00:10:54,147 --> 00:10:56,608
IT'S HELGA, DAD,
HELGA.
250
00:10:56,691 --> 00:10:58,068
HELGA. SORRY, I...
251
00:10:58,151 --> 00:11:00,695
TOOK A LITTLE BUMP
ON THE HEAD THERE.
252
00:11:00,779 --> 00:11:03,490
HEY, LET'S GO.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
253
00:11:03,573 --> 00:11:06,201
THEN... YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO KNOCK DOWN THE TREE?
254
00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:07,494
I GUESS I'M NOT,
AM I?
255
00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,996
THAT CRAZY OLD LADY
IN THE TARZAN SUIT
256
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:10,497
STOLE MY BULLDOZER.
257
00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:11,998
( laughing... )
258
00:11:12,082 --> 00:11:13,291
COME BACK WITH THAT!
259
00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,043
THAT TREE MUST
BE IMPORTANT
260
00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:16,920
IF YOU RISKED
YOUR LIVES FOR IT.
261
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:17,879
IT IS PRETTY BIG,
ISN'T IT?
262
00:11:17,962 --> 00:11:21,299
HEY, IT EVEN HAS A NEAT
OLD TREE HOUSE IN IT.
263
00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:22,592
YOU'RE RIGHT, ALFRED.
264
00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:23,760
IT DESERVES TO LIVE.
265
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:24,260
I WON'T KNOCK IT DOWN.
266
00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:26,262
( kids cheering )
267
00:11:26,346 --> 00:11:28,807
YEAH, I'LL JUST BUILD
MY BEEPER EMPORIUM
268
00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:30,600
IN THAT VACANT LOT
DOWN ON VINE STREET.
269
00:11:30,683 --> 00:11:33,937
WAIT... YOU MEAN THE
ONE WE PLAY BALL IN?
270
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,021
THAT'S THE ONE.
271
00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:36,731
COME ON, HELGA,
LET'S GO HOME.
272
00:11:37,899 --> 00:11:38,858
WAIT A MINUTE!
273
00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:40,860
MR. PATAKI,
DON'T DO THAT!
274
00:11:40,944 --> 00:11:42,070
COME BACK!
275
00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:44,614
MR. PATAKI!
276
00:11:44,697 --> 00:11:47,659
( kids yelling... )
277
00:11:49,744 --> 00:11:51,371
Principal Wartz:
CLASS, I HAVE
278
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AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
279
00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:55,750
YOUR TEACHER, MISS SLOVAK
280
00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:59,504
HAS LEFT TO PURSUE HER DREAM
TO BE A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER.
281
00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:02,382
SHE'LL NO LONGER BE
YOUR TEACHER.
282
00:12:02,465 --> 00:12:04,968
( cheering and laughing )
283
00:12:05,051 --> 00:12:07,554
I EXPECT YOU ALL
TO BE COURTEOUS AND COOPERATIVE
284
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,223
TOWARD YOUR NEW TEACHER,
MR. SIMMONS.
285
00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:12,976
HELLO, CLASS.
286
00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:15,645
All:
HELLO, MR. SIMMONS.
287
00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:18,189
I BET YOU ALL HAVE
YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL WAY
288
00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:19,649
OF SAYING "HELLO!"
289
00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:21,276
( all sighing )
290
00:12:21,359 --> 00:12:22,819
WHEN I SAY "HELLO, CLASS"
291
00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:25,572
EVERYONE RESPOND
IN YOUR OWN, INDIVIDUAL WAY.
292
00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:26,698
HELLO, CLASS!
293
00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:29,868
( crickets chirping )
294
00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:32,370
THAT'S ONE WAY TO RESPOND:
BY NOT RESPONDING.
295
00:12:32,454 --> 00:12:35,457
SILENCE OFTEN SPEAKS VOLUMES.
296
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,791
MUSIC TO MY EARS.
297
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,002
OKAY, FIRST,
I'D LIKE TO PLAY
298
00:12:39,085 --> 00:12:40,962
WITH THE STRUCTURE
OF THIS CLASSROOM.
299
00:12:41,045 --> 00:12:45,341
LET'S BREAK FREE, AND MOVE
THE DESKS INTO ONE BIG CIRCLE.
300
00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:46,509
( all groaning )
301
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:49,679
I LOVE GETTING
TO KNOW A NEW CLASS
302
00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:51,973
SO LET'S BREAK THE ICE BY DOING
303
00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:53,683
A COMMUNICATIONS EXERCISE.
304
00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:55,185
( class sighing )
305
00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:57,061
THIS... IS THE TRUTH CROWN.
306
00:12:57,145 --> 00:12:58,396
WHOMEVER IS WEARING IT
307
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,482
HAS TO LOOK
ACROSS THE CIRCLE
308
00:13:00,565 --> 00:13:04,360
AND TELL THAT PERSON ONE THING
THEY LIKE ABOUT HIM OR HER.
309
00:13:04,444 --> 00:13:06,988
ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT...
310
00:13:07,071 --> 00:13:08,907
ARNOLD.
311
00:13:10,116 --> 00:13:11,326
THE TRUTH?
312
00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:12,118
ABOUT ARNOLD?
313
00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:14,537
UH, WELL...
314
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,041
I DON'T LIKE
HIS STUPID FOOTBALL HEAD!
315
00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:19,709
NO, NO, NO.
316
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:23,963
THAT WASN'T THE IDEA
OF THIS EXERCISE.
317
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:26,090
MOVE OUR DESKS INTO A CIRCLE?
318
00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,467
WEAR A TRUTH CROWN?
319
00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:30,053
WHAT IS THIS,
SOME KIND OF WACKY CULT?
320
00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:31,638
WE HAVE TO GET
THIS GUY.
321
00:13:31,721 --> 00:13:32,263
ALL THE USUAL TRICKS?
322
00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:34,599
ALL THE USUAL TRICKS.
323
00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,518
OKAY, DROP PENCIL AT
11:30; SWITCH NAMES.
324
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,521
CURLY, YOU FAKE
VIOLENT ILLNESS.
325
00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:40,563
GOT IT.
326
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:43,066
STINKY, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.
327
00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:44,526
EVERYONE KNOW
THE DRILL?
328
00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:44,609
ABSOLUTELY.
329
00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:44,704
AFFIRMATIVE.
330
00:13:44,704 --> 00:13:44,704
ABSOLUTELY.
331
00:13:44,704 --> 00:13:46,110
AFFIRMATIVE.
332
00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:46,194
ALL RIGHT.
333
00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:47,237
Helga:
LET'S GET HIM.
334
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,614
( all laughing )
335
00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:52,617
CLASS, I WANT TO START
BY TELLING YOU
336
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,578
MY TWO MAIN BELIEFS
ABOUT TEACHING.
337
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:56,538
( yawning )
338
00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:58,039
NUMBER ONE:
IN MY CLASS
339
00:13:58,122 --> 00:14:00,458
EACH PERSON
IS A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL.
340
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,710
AND THE THINGS THEY DO,
GOOD OR BAD
341
00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:06,005
THEY DO BECAUSE
THAT'S WHO THEY ARE.
342
00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:11,302
( laughs )
THE PENCIL-DROPPING PLOY!
343
00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:12,387
TAKES ME BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD.
344
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:15,056
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?
345
00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:16,224
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
ENGLISH.
346
00:14:16,307 --> 00:14:18,101
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
347
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:18,643
HAROLD.
348
00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:18,726
WHAT?
349
00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,103
QUIET, HELGA!
350
00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:21,938
HAROLD?
351
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:22,814
YES?
352
00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,857
HAVE YOU TWO
SWITCHED NAMES?
353
00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:26,693
SLOW DOWN, I'M CONFUSED.
354
00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:29,988
GLAD TO SEE THE TRADITION
OF "MESSING"
355
00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:33,032
WITH A NEW TEACHER'S HEAD
IS ALIVE AND WELL.
356
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,284
( class coughing )
357
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:36,536
OKAY, I, I'M NOT GOING
TO GET UPSET
358
00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:39,372
BY ALL THIS COUGHING
BECAUSE THAT'S WHO I AM.
359
00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:43,042
AND I ACCEPT THAT YOU ALL
HAVE TO DO YOUR COUGHING PRANK
360
00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:44,752
BECAUSE THAT'S WHO YOU ARE.
361
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:44,836
HELP!
362
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:46,629
MY SECOND TEACHING BELIEF IS:
363
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:49,132
STUDENTS SHOULD NEVER
STOP ASKING WHY.
364
00:14:49,215 --> 00:14:51,217
WHY? WHY?
365
00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:51,926
ALL THROUGH YOUR LIFE
366
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,512
YOU SHOULD NEVER
STOP QUESTIONING
367
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,556
BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU LEARN.
368
00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:58,182
WHY? WHY? WHY?
369
00:14:58,266 --> 00:14:59,475
( laughing )
370
00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:01,853
THIS GUY'S A
REAL THROW PILLOW.
371
00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:05,690
LET'S TAKE UP WHERE
YOU LEFT OFF ON YOUR POETRY.
372
00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:07,108
( class groaning )
373
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,484
I KNOW A POEM!
374
00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:11,154
"THERE ONCE WAS A MAN
FROM NANTUCKET...
375
00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:12,071
THAT'S FINE. HAVE A SEAT.
376
00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:14,616
YOU SEE, THE POETRY I LIKE IS...
EXPERIMENTAL
377
00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:16,909
DOESN'T-HAVE-TO-RHYME
KIND OF STUFF.
378
00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:20,663
LIKE THIS FAMOUS POEM
BY WALTER CHARLES WALTER.
379
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:23,833
THE POEM IS CALLED
"THEY WERE DELICIOUS."
380
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,877
"I HAVE EATEN THE TOMATOES
THAT WERE ON THE WINDOWSILL.
381
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,631
"WERE YOU SAVING THEM
FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION?
382
00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:30,256
"I APOLOGIZE.
383
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:33,551
"THEY WERE DELICIOUS
384
00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:34,260
"AND SO JUICY
385
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:36,554
AND SO RED."
386
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:37,805
THAT'S NOT A POEM.
387
00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:38,681
IT'S JUST A LONG SENTENCE.
388
00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:41,559
NOW, WHY DON'T EACH OF YOU
WRITE A POEM
389
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:44,520
THAT COMES FROM, WELL, YOU.
390
00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:45,855
AW, FORGET IT!
391
00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:47,190
WHO NEEDS POETRY?
392
00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:47,732
YOUR TOUCHY-FEELY
393
00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:50,151
TEACHING METHOD IS BOGUS.
394
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,987
Class ( chanting ):
BOGUS! BOGUS! BOGUS!
395
00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:56,199
BOGUS! BOGUS! BOGUS!
396
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:57,158
BOGUS! BOGUS! BOGUS...!
397
00:15:57,241 --> 00:16:00,411
THEY CAN TAUNT ME,
BUT NOTHING CAN HURT ME
398
00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:02,455
BECAUSE I AM STRONGER THAN THAT.
399
00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:04,582
PLUS, I HAVE
MY FAVORITE SANDWICH--
400
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:07,877
TURKEY, TOMATO AND WATERCRESS--
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
401
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,712
WHERE'S... WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
402
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:10,922
( class laughing )
403
00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:12,382
HAS ANYONE SEEN A BROWN BAG...
404
00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:14,467
( cackling )
405
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:15,259
THIS IS INHUMAN.
406
00:16:15,343 --> 00:16:16,886
WE BROKE HIM!
407
00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:20,848
YOU COULD HAVE ASKED
FOR SOME SANDWICH.
408
00:16:20,932 --> 00:16:23,101
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU HALF.
409
00:16:23,184 --> 00:16:24,394
( class laughing )
410
00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:26,062
I AM HAPPY TO STAY HERE
411
00:16:26,145 --> 00:16:28,856
IF YOU'LL ATTEMPT
TO BE A CLASS OF STUDENTS
412
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,358
YET I JUST MAY LEAVE
413
00:16:30,441 --> 00:16:33,403
IF YOU CONTINUE ACTING
LIKE A MOB OF WILD ANIMALS.
414
00:16:33,486 --> 00:16:36,322
LET'S CONTINUE TO ACT
LIKE A MOB OF WILD ANIMALS!
415
00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:37,740
Boy:
YEAH!
416
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:40,743
( all laughing )
417
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,459
Boy:
YEAH!
418
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:51,129
WELL, WE DID IT.
419
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:54,590
WE WON'T BE SEEING
THAT GRANOLA BOY SIMMONS
420
00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:56,843
IN THESE PARTS
EVER AGAIN.
421
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:57,677
WE BROKE THAT TEACHER
422
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,180
LIKE HE WAS AN
OLD HICKORY STICK.
423
00:17:01,264 --> 00:17:04,600
YEAH, AND TOMORROW
WE'LL GET ANOTHER SAP.
424
00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:08,604
Wartz:
I THINK I HAVE
THE RIGHT SOLUTION
425
00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:11,357
TO THIS CLASS'S
DISCIPLINE PROBLEM.
426
00:17:11,441 --> 00:17:14,652
YOUR NEW PERMANENT TEACHER IS...
MR. GOOSE.
427
00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:16,112
( all laughing )
428
00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:19,782
WELL, ACTUALLY, I SHOULD SAY...
LIEUTENANT MAJOR GOOSE.
429
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,579
( all gasping )
430
00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:29,834
I'LL HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL
OVER THIS UNIT BY 01000 HOURS.
431
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,256
Goose:
YOU WILL ALL ACT AS ONE UNIT
432
00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:37,467
UNLESS I ADDRESS YOU BY NAME.
433
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,843
IS THAT CLEAR?
434
00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:43,431
WHO DEPLOYED THAT PENCIL?
435
00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:44,932
IT WAS A CALCULATED ACT.
436
00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:47,560
SINCE THE FOREIGN OBJECT
IS UNDER YOUR DESK
437
00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:48,603
I ASSUME YOU ARE THE ENEMY.
438
00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:50,271
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
439
00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:52,231
CURLY.
440
00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:53,941
YOUR HAIR'S
NOT CURLY, BOY!
441
00:17:54,025 --> 00:17:55,359
WHAT'S YOUR
REAL NAME?
442
00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:57,236
THADDEUS.
443
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,530
CURLY, GO STAND
IN THAT CORNER!
444
00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:02,617
YOU'VE EARNED YOURSELF
A CORNER, LITTLE LADY.
445
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,826
( snickers )
446
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,453
AND SO HAVE YOU, PALLY!
447
00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:06,662
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
448
00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:09,665
YOU! THE REMAINING CORNER, NOW!
449
00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:09,999
WHY?
450
00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:12,418
SYMMETRY!
451
00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:14,504
NOW, ANY QUESTIONS?
452
00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:15,588
GOOD.
453
00:18:15,671 --> 00:18:17,799
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
454
00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:21,469
Class:
EIGHT TIMES THREE IS 24.
455
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:24,388
EIGHT TIMES FOUR IS 32.
456
00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:26,766
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
457
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:30,311
Class:
EIGHT TIMES THREE IS 24.
458
00:18:30,394 --> 00:18:32,980
EIGHT TIMES FOUR IS 32.
459
00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:34,941
EIGHT TIMES...
460
00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:37,443
Gerald:
THIS GOOSE IS NOT A GOOD MAN!
461
00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:39,862
Phoebe:
HE'S SEEMS UTTERLY SADISTIC.
462
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:42,365
Gerald:
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, ARNOLD?
463
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:45,493
I WISH WE COULD GET
MR. SIMMONS BACK.
464
00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:46,953
OH, PLEASE.
MR. SIMMONS?
465
00:18:47,036 --> 00:18:48,538
THAT TOUCHY-FEELY
GEEK?
466
00:18:48,621 --> 00:18:50,706
HE LISTENED TO US
WHEN WE SPOKE.
467
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,042
HE'S INNOVATIVE,
RESPONSIVE, AND BRIGHT.
468
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,794
HE TAUGHT US TO ASK "WHY?"
469
00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:57,964
NOW, THAT'S AN INNOVATIVE BRAND
OF EDUCATION.
470
00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:00,341
IF ONLY YOU HADN'T
BEEN SO MEAN TO HIM!
471
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:03,678
YOU ATE HIS SANDWICH AND
BROKE HIS SPIRIT, YOU MORON.
472
00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:06,138
LISTEN.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
473
00:19:06,222 --> 00:19:08,349
Helga:
LISTEN TEACH.
474
00:19:08,432 --> 00:19:10,643
BOTTOM LINE, WE WANT YOU BACK.
475
00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:13,604
I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
OF A REASON FOR ME, HELGA.
476
00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:15,565
OR, SHOULD I SAY "HAROLD"?
477
00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:18,734
GOOD AFTERNOON.
478
00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:20,820
( sighs )
479
00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:23,364
I WISH WE COULD JUST
SHOW MR. SIMMONS
480
00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:24,949
THAT WE CAN LEARN
481
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,784
THAT WE'RE NOT JUST
A PACK OF RAVING LUNATICS.
482
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,620
COME, WE'VE GOT
WORK TO DO.
483
00:19:33,374 --> 00:19:33,583
MR. SIMMONS.
484
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:34,500
PLEASE.
485
00:19:34,584 --> 00:19:36,419
COME ON.
486
00:19:36,502 --> 00:19:37,461
WE'VE GOT PRESENTS.
487
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:38,838
GIVE US A CHANCE.
488
00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:40,047
Simmons:
WELL...
489
00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:41,757
SO, WHY DON'T
WE START OFF
490
00:19:41,841 --> 00:19:42,508
WITH A
FREE-FORM POEM?
491
00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:44,760
ALL RIGHT.
492
00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:46,095
GERALD?
493
00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,972
SID?
494
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,640
( clears throat )
495
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:50,975
"I'VE SEEN THE BEST MINDS
OF MY GENERATION
496
00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:53,895
"SERVED UP FASTBALLS
ON THE BLACKTOP.
497
00:19:53,978 --> 00:19:55,354
"SOMEBODY YELLS "CAR"
498
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,607
"AND THEY SCATTER
LIKE SO MANY LEAVES
499
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,941
"IN AN OCTOBER WIND.
500
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,318
"THEN THE BELL RINGS
501
00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:02,278
"AND THEY'RE SITTING
BACK IN THEIR CLASS
502
00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:02,737
STARING AT A POP QUIZ."
503
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,281
( applause )
504
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,199
THIS IS MY TRUTH CROWN.
505
00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:10,077
AND WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU,
MR. SIMMONS
506
00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:12,914
IS YOUR CARING
AND GIVING NATURE.
507
00:20:12,997 --> 00:20:14,457
MR. SIMMONS?
508
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,458
I... I MADE YOU SOMETHING.
509
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,835
FOR ME?
510
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:18,753
IT... IT'S A SANDWICH.
511
00:20:18,836 --> 00:20:21,464
THIS IS VERY TOUCHING.
512
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:23,132
A REPLACEMENT SANDWICH.
513
00:20:23,215 --> 00:20:23,758
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
514
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:26,594
IT'S A HAROLD BURMAN
SANDWICH
515
00:20:26,677 --> 00:20:29,847
BECAUSE RIGHT BETWEEN
THE TURKEY AND THE TOMATO
516
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:32,058
IS AN INVISIBLE LAYER OF LOVE.
517
00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:35,311
FRIENDS, YOUR PRESENTATIONS
HAVE REALLY MOVED ME
518
00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:36,228
AND BECAUSE OF WHO I AM
519
00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:39,649
I WANT TO COME BACK
AND BE YOUR TEACHER.
520
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:40,483
( all cheering )
521
00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,944
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU BUNCH
OF CHUCKLEHEADS!
522
00:20:43,027 --> 00:20:46,030
WE HAVE ONE
VERY BIG OBSTACLE...
523
00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:46,864
LIEUTENANT MAJOR GOOSE.
524
00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:48,950
WELL, WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO DEPLOY
525
00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,952
A STRATEGIC STRIKE
OF OUR OWN.
526
00:20:51,035 --> 00:20:52,787
Goose:
NOW, YOU FICKLE BUNCH
527
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:55,665
OF RAG-TAG FOURTH GRADERS!
528
00:20:55,748 --> 00:20:59,543
I'M DETERMINED TO MAKE
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
529
00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:01,420
A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
HUMAN BEING.
530
00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,005
WHY?
531
00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:03,839
WHY WHAT?
532
00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:05,549
WHY ARE WE RAG-TAG?
533
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:06,759
YOU'RE UNDISCIPLINED!
534
00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:09,011
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS YELL?
535
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:11,013
WHY ARE YOUR SHOES SO SHINY?
536
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:14,058
WHY AREN'T YOU STILL
IN THE ARMY?
537
00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:15,017
SIT DOWN!
538
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,686
WHY DID YOU DECIDE
TO BE A TEACHER?
539
00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:19,105
ENOUGH QUESTIONS!
540
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,564
WHY DON'T YOU
TREAT US
541
00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:22,566
LIKE INDIVIDUALS?
542
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,026
WHY ARE YOUR PANTS
IRONED SO NICELY?
543
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,487
WHY DON'T YOU TEACH US ANYTHING?
544
00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,280
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?
545
00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:29,031
STOP THESE QUESTIONS!
546
00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:31,867
AND WHY ARE YOU STARTING
TO SWEAT?
547
00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:31,951
( humming )
548
00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:32,704
WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE
ALL OUR QUESTIONS?
549
00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:32,704
( humming )
550
00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:35,079
WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE
ALL OUR QUESTIONS?
551
00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:37,957
WHY ARE YOU HUMMING
THAT PATRIOTIC SONG?
552
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,626
( class laughing )
553
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,712
( humming )
554
00:21:42,795 --> 00:21:44,880
( groans )
555
00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:52,013
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS,
MR. GOOSE?
556
00:21:52,096 --> 00:21:54,390
IS THIS PART
OF THE LESSON?
557
00:21:54,473 --> 00:21:56,809
MAY I BE RELIEVED
OF MY DUTIES HERE, SIR?
558
00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:58,019
YOU'RE QUITTING?
559
00:21:58,102 --> 00:21:59,603
SIR, YES, SIR!
560
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,230
( screaming )
561
00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:03,858
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?
562
00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:05,484
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK
563
00:22:05,568 --> 00:22:07,403
FOR ANOTHER TEACHER.
564
00:22:07,486 --> 00:22:09,363
WE'VE FOUND THE RIGHT ONE.
565
00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:11,240
HELLO, CLASS!
566
00:22:11,323 --> 00:22:14,660
( all cheering )
567
00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:17,747
NOW, I KNOW THAT WE HAD
THAT SCHEDULED MATH QUIZ
568
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,166
BUT SCHEDULES
ARE FOR LIEUTENANT MAJORS.
569
00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:22,084
TODAY, WE'LL HAVE
SOME UNSCHEDULED LEARNING.
570
00:22:22,168 --> 00:22:25,421
AND WHAT BETTER WAY
THAN TO TAKE A HIKE
571
00:22:25,504 --> 00:22:28,299
AND HAVE AN OUTDOOR PICNIC,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
572
00:22:28,382 --> 00:22:31,260
( all cheering )
573
00:22:31,343 --> 00:22:33,095
( camera shutter clicks )
574
00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:36,390
( camera shutter clicks )
575
00:22:38,017 --> 00:22:39,810
( camera shutter clicks )
576
00:22:41,604 --> 00:22:42,396
( camera shutter clicks )
577
00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:57,286
and NICKELODEON
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