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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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Arnold:
SO...
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HOW DID YOU LEARN SO MUCH
ABOUT FLYING KITES, GRANDPA?
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WELL, WHEN YOU GET
AS OLD AS I AM, ARNOLD
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YOU EVENTUALLY LEARN
TO DO EVERYTHING.
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NOW, HOW THE HECK
DO WE GET HOME?
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I'M LOST
AND CONFUSED!
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WE CAN GO THIS WAY,
GRANDPA.
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( gasps ) NO, ARNOLD,
I CAN'T GO THAT WAY.
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IT'S A SHORTCUT.
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NO, NO, I CAN'T.
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WHY NOT?
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I CAN'T TELL YOU.
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IT'S TOO HAUNTING.
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OH, COME ON.
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WALK FASTER, SHORT MAN.
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COME ON, FASTER, FASTER.
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GRANDPA,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT'S JUST A SHORTCUT.
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( gasps )
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( crowd gasping
and clamoring )
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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?
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( stammering ):
CH-CHI-CHINESE
CH-CH-CHECKERS.
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Woman:
IT'S STEELY PHIL!
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ARE THEY TALKING
ABOUT YOU?
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NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
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THEY'RE CONFUSED.
LET'S GO!
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( laughing )
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NEXT VICTIM.
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ROBBY FISHER.
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WELL, AS I LIVE AND BREATHE.
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IF IT ISN'T STEELY PHIL.
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HMM. I THOUGHT
YOU'D PASSED ON YEARS AGO.
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IN YOUR FACE, FISHER.
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I'M ALIVE AND KICKING.
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WELL, I CAN SEE
YOU APPEAR TO BE ALIVE.
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BUT KICKING? ( snickers )
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YOU'RE NOT THINKING
OF ENTERING THE TOURNAMENT.
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I'M RETIRED, FISHER.
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( laughs )
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YES, YES, I REMEMBER NOW...
STEELY PHIL
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I DISPATCHED YOU
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MANY, MANY YEARS AGO.
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BUT, AH, WELL...
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ONE CAN'T LIVE IN THE PAST,
CAN ONE?
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GOOD DAY... STEELY PHIL.
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( laughs )
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YES, YES.
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I HATE THE WAY THAT GUY TALKS.
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STEELY PHIL?
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WAS THAT YOUR NICKNAME
OR SOMETHING?
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YES, A LONG TIME AGO.
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ARE YOU COMFORTABLE, ARNOLD?
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'CAUSE I FEEL
A LONG FLASHBACK COMING ON.
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IT WAS ALMOST 40 YEARS AGO...
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AT THAT TIME THERE WERE
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THREE GREAT CHINESE CHECKERS
PLAYERS ON THE CIRCUIT
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ROBBY FISHER, BORIS SLASKY
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AND A KID
BY THE NAME OF STEELY PHIL.
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I HAD PRACTICED AND
STUDIED THE GAME FOR 30 YEARS
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PLAYING ON SIDEWALKS
AND IN BACK ALLEYS
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SLOWLY HONING MY SKILLS.
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FINALLY, I WAS READY
FOR THE BIG BOYS:
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THE CITY CHINESE CHECKERS
MASTERS TOURNAMENT.
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ALL THE CHINESE CHECKERS
MASTERS WERE THERE:
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NIMBLE NED...
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BODACIOUS BOB...
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BORIS SLASKY...
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AND ROBBY FISHER.
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I BEAT EVERYONE
THEY THREW AT ME.
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I COULDN'T LOSE.
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FINALLY, IT WAS DOWN
TO TWO CONTESTANTS:
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ME AND ROBBY FISHER.
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WE STARTED SLOW,
FEELING EACH OTHER OUT.
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I JUMPED ONE OF HIS MARBLES,
BUT HE JUMPED ONE OF MINE.
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THE BATTLE RAGED ON FOR HOURS.
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FINALLY, ONE MOVE SEPARATED US
FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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IT WAS THEN I REALIZED
I COULDN'T WIN.
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HE'D BOXED ME INTO A CORNER!
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I MADE THE ONLY MOVE
I COULD SEE.
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HE JUMPED ME BACK
AND WON THE CITY CHAMPIONSHIP.
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( cheering and applause )
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YOU LOST, GRANDPA?
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YES, ARNOLD, I LOST.
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MY CONFIDENCE WAS BROKEN.
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MY DREAM WAS DASHED.
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AND THE NEXT DAY I OFFICIALLY
RETIRED FROM CHINESE CHECKERS.
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BUT THAT DEFEAT HAUNTED ME
FOR 40 YEARS.
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I REPLAYED THE GAME
OVER AND OVER IN MY HEAD
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TRYING TO SEE WHAT I DID WRONG.
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DID YOU EVER
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FIGURE IT OUT?
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YES. TURNED OUT
I HAD ANOTHER MOVE
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ONLY I DIDN'T SEE IT.
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I WAS TOO WORRIED ABOUT WINNING.
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IF I HAD MOVED
MY LAST MARBLE
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BACK INSTEAD OF FORWARD
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I WOULD HAVE STALEMATED FISHER
AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TIE.
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YOU BOTH WOULD HAVE BEEN
THE CHAMPIONS.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
ONLY I DIDN'T SEE THE MOVE.
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IT'S BEEN 40 YEARS,
AND BECAUSE IT'S BEEN
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EATING ME UP INSIDE
ALL THIS TIME
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THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO
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TO FINALLY
GET MY REVENGE.
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COME ON, ARNOLD.
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ARE YOU GOING TO ENTER
THE TOURNAMENT, GRANDPA?
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NO, I'M GOING TO
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ENTER YOU
IN THE TOURNAMENT!
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YOU'LL DEFEAT THAT ARROGANT RAT
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AND RECLAIM THE FAMILY HONOR!
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WHAT, ME?!
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GRANDPA, ROBBY FISHER'S
THE CITY CHAMPION.
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I CAN'T BEAT HIM.
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IT WOULD TAKE A PRO--
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SOMEBODY WITH
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
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SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
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OH, I CAN'T COMPETE WITH FISHER.
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I'M OUT OF PRACTICE.
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PLUS I'M OLD AND I'M FAT.
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YOU'RE NOT FAT.
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WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
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BUT I'M OLD AND OUT OF PRACTICE.
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CHINESE CHECKERS
IS A GAME OF MARBLES
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AND I ALREADY LOST MOST OF MINE.
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LOOK, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
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WE'VE GOT
A WEEK LEFT TO PRACTICE.
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IT WAS YOUR DREAM TO BE A
CHINESE CHECKERS CHAMPION.
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IT WAS MY DREAM,
ARNOLD.
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A LONG TIME AGO.
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I COULD HELP YOU TRAIN.
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WE COULD WORK
HARD EVERY DAY.
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YOU CAN BEAT HIM,
I KNOW YOU CAN.
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I DON'T KNOW, SHORT MAN.
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WHAT IF I LOSE?
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I'LL BE HUMILIATED AGAIN.
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WHAT IF YOU WIN?
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Man:
NAME?
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IT'S YOUR DREAM, GRANDPA.
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YOU SHOULD NEVER
GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS.
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NAME?
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NAME?
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STEELY PHIL.
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( grunting )
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DON'T WORRY, GRANDPA,
WHEN WE'RE DONE
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YOU'LL BE IN
CHAMPIONSHIP FORM.
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AND YOU'RE GOING
TO BEAT ROBBY FISHER.
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( crash )
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( panting )
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( panting... )
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( cracking )
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( Rocky-style music playing... )
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( bell clangs )
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( dog barking, siren wailing )
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( clock chiming... )
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( sighs )
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HEY, ARNOLD, WAKE UP.
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COME ON.
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GRANDPA? WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
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I CAN'T DO IT,
SHORT MAN.
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I CAN'T BEAT HIM.
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SURE YOU CAN.
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YOU TRAINED ALL WEEK.
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YOU'RE READY, GRANDPA.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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I'M JUST NOT
GOOD ENOUGH.
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I COULDN'T BEAT HIM
40 YEARS AGO.
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I CAN'T BEAT HIM NOW.
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DON'T SAY THAT.
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SOME OF YOUR MOVES
ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
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I KNOW, IT'S UNCANNY.
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BUT AS GOOD AS I AM
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ROBBY FISHER
IS TEN TIMES BETTER.
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REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN CONTESTS
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AND YOU TOLD ME I COULD WIN?
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OH, SURE,
BUT I DIDN'T REALLY
BELIEVE YOU COULD WIN.
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I TOLD YOU THAT
ON THE OFF CHANCE
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THE OTHER KIDS
WOULD BLOW IT.
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BUT YOU STILL
GAVE ME CONFIDENCE.
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THAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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IT WAS?
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YEAH. NOW I CAN
DO THE SAME FOR YOU.
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I BELIEVE IN YOU
AND I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.
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YOU'RE NOT
JUST SAYING THAT
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ON THE OFF CHANCE THE
OTHER GUYS WILL BLOW IT?
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NO, GRANDPA,
I REALLY BELIEVE IN YOU.
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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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ALL RIGHT, SHORT MAN.
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I'LL DO IT.
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I'LL BEAT ROBBY FISHER.
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BESIDES, IF I LOSE
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I CAN ALWAYS CHANGE MY NAME
AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
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UH... RIGHT, GRANDPA.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WISH ME LUCK, SHORT MAN.
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YOU WON'T NEED IT, GRANDPA.
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( clock ticking slowly... )
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LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN!
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( crowd oohs )
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NEXT VICTIM.
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( applause )
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( applause )
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NEXT VICTIM.
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( crowd oohs )
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NEXT VICTIM.
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( applause )
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT,
GRANDPA.
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( rings bell )
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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WE HAVE ARRIVED
AT THE FINAL ROUND.
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THE WINNER OF THIS ROUND
WILL BE THE ALL-CITY CHAMPION.
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LAST YEAR'S CHAMPION,
ROBBY FISHER.
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THE CHALLENGER,
STEELY PHIL.
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Woman:
STEELY PHIL!
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( applause )
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WHAT A DELICIOUS SURPRISE.
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IF IT ISN'T MY OLD NEMESIS,
STEELY PHIL.
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DEALING YOU
ANOTHER HUMILIATING DEFEAT
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WILL MAKE MY VICTORY IN THIS
TOURNAMENT ALL THE SWEETER.
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IN YOUR FACE, FISHER.
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I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR PATOOT.
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CAREFUL, STEELY PHIL.
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I DO BELIEVE
YOUR FALSE BRAVADO IS SHOWING.
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( laughs )
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( imitates laugh )
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NOW STOP TALKING
AND LET'S PLAY CHECKERS.
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( crowd gasps )
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WELL, I MUST SAY
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YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETELY
EMBARRASSED YOURSELF.
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AW, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG, FISHER.
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( crowd oohs )
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( chuckles )
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WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST PERFECT?
249
00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:30,040
YOU'VE FALLEN INTO THE SAME TRAP
I CAUGHT YOU IN 40 YEARS AGO.
250
00:10:30,123 --> 00:10:32,459
THE SAME EXACT PLAY.
251
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,294
NO! IT'S NOT! IT'S
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, IT'S...
252
00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:37,130
AW, POOH, IT'S THE SAME,
ISN'T IT?
253
00:10:37,213 --> 00:10:37,964
( laughs )
254
00:10:38,048 --> 00:10:41,092
YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE,
STEELY PHIL
255
00:10:41,176 --> 00:10:43,928
THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
BEAT ME NOW.
256
00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:47,098
THERE'S ONLY ONE MOVE
ON THE BOARD YOU CAN MAKE.
257
00:10:47,182 --> 00:10:48,975
COME, COME, STEELY PHIL.
258
00:10:49,059 --> 00:10:50,226
MAKE YOUR LOSING MOVE
259
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,394
SO I CAN ONCE AGAIN
TAKE THE TROPHY
260
00:10:51,478 --> 00:10:53,396
AND YOU CAN WALLOW
IN HUMILIATION.
261
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,692
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT ONE THING, FISHER.
262
00:10:57,776 --> 00:10:58,985
I CAN'T BEAT YOU.
263
00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:02,072
BUT THERE IS ONE
OTHER MOVE I CAN MAKE.
264
00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:04,199
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
265
00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:04,783
( laughs )
266
00:11:04,866 --> 00:11:06,743
IT'S A STALEMATE,
FISHER.
267
00:11:06,826 --> 00:11:08,078
WELL, THAT'S, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
268
00:11:08,161 --> 00:11:10,121
HOW DID YOU...
269
00:11:10,205 --> 00:11:11,247
( chuckles )
270
00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:12,582
I DIDN'T SEE
THAT MOVE LAST TIME
271
00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:16,711
BUT NOW I'M 40 YEARS OLDER
AND 40 YEARS SMARTER.
272
00:11:16,795 --> 00:11:19,005
PLUS I GOT
MY GRANDSON BEHIND ME.
273
00:11:19,089 --> 00:11:21,508
SO I GUESS WE'RE
BOTH CHAMPION NOW.
274
00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:24,969
BUT I'VE NEVER SHARED
A TROPHY WITH ANYONE.
275
00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:25,804
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
276
00:11:25,887 --> 00:11:28,556
THE FINAL MATCH
IS OFFICIALLY A TIE.
277
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,224
THE NEW CHAMPIONS ARE...
278
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:29,307
NO, NO, NO!
279
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:31,267
ROBBY FISHER
280
00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:34,104
AND STEELY PHIL.
281
00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:36,231
( crying ):
NO...
282
00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:38,108
( cheering and applause )
283
00:11:38,191 --> 00:11:40,652
YOU DID IT, GRANDPA.
284
00:11:40,735 --> 00:11:44,197
WELL, THANKS FOR BELIEVING
IN ME, SHORT MAN.
285
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,116
SURE THING, STEELY PHIL.
286
00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:47,951
( Grandpa chuckles )
287
00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:51,830
( bell ringing )
288
00:11:51,913 --> 00:11:53,331
( shouting, cheering )
289
00:11:53,415 --> 00:11:56,251
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON YOUR WEEK OFF, HELGA?
290
00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:57,335
NONE OF YOUR
BEESWAX, ARNOLDO.
291
00:11:57,419 --> 00:11:59,712
BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION
292
00:11:59,796 --> 00:12:02,465
I'M GOING TO HAVE
A TRULY PERFECT VACATION
293
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:05,135
TOPPED OFF BY THE GREATEST
EVENT OF THE YEAR.
294
00:12:05,218 --> 00:12:06,177
"SLAM JAM FIVE"
295
00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:06,970
A WRESTLING MATCH?
296
00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:09,806
TICKETS HAVE BEEN
SOLD OUT FOR MONTHS
297
00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:11,015
BUT I'LL BE THERE.
298
00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:12,642
SOUNDS GREAT, HELGA.
299
00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:15,395
NOW MOVE ALONG,
YOU'RE CROWDING ME.
300
00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:17,605
( sighs )
301
00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:19,732
( dog barking )
302
00:12:19,816 --> 00:12:23,319
( munching loudly )
303
00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:26,531
( utensils clinking )
304
00:12:26,614 --> 00:12:29,159
SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY, HELGA?
305
00:12:29,242 --> 00:12:31,828
YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER AT THAT SCHOOL?
306
00:12:31,911 --> 00:12:33,371
WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT
307
00:12:33,455 --> 00:12:34,998
I FLUNKED A MATH TEST.
308
00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:35,999
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
309
00:12:36,082 --> 00:12:37,917
PASS THE STUFFING, WOULD YOU?
310
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:39,586
I'VE GOT NEXT WEEK OFF.
311
00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:40,295
HUH?
312
00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:41,921
YOU HAVE A WEEK OFF?
313
00:12:42,005 --> 00:12:42,922
SPRING BREAK.
314
00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:43,965
( belches )
315
00:12:44,048 --> 00:12:46,176
I START MY VACATION
THIS WEEK, OLGA.
316
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:46,801
HELGA.
317
00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:48,511
BEEN WORKING
LIKE A DOG.
318
00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:49,554
PASS THE STUFFING.
319
00:12:49,637 --> 00:12:52,015
BOB, YOU'RE TAKING OFF
THIS WEEK, TOO?
320
00:12:52,098 --> 00:12:53,725
ALL WEEK,
AND I GOT PLANS.
321
00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,059
I MADE A LIST, MIRIAM.
322
00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:56,352
THINGS I NEED YOU
323
00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:57,353
TO DO THIS WEEK.
324
00:12:57,437 --> 00:12:58,229
SO... YOU'LL BOTH BE HOME?
325
00:12:58,313 --> 00:13:00,440
I'M GOING TO NEED YOU
326
00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:02,609
TO PICK UP ME UP
WIDE, WHITE BELTS
327
00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:04,319
SOME NEW SOCKET WRENCHES...
328
00:13:04,402 --> 00:13:06,362
I'M GOING TO BED, BOB.
329
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:07,363
GRASS OUT BACK
LOOKS SHABBY.
330
00:13:07,447 --> 00:13:09,199
WE SHOULD DUMP
MANURE ON IT.
331
00:13:09,282 --> 00:13:11,409
PASS THE STUFFING.
332
00:13:11,493 --> 00:13:13,661
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU HATE WRESTLING?
333
00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:14,996
WE'RE GOING, PHOEBE.
334
00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:17,999
WE HAVE GOT TO GET TICKETS
TO SLAM JAM FIVE!
335
00:13:18,082 --> 00:13:18,958
BUT, HELGA...
336
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,418
I don't care if you have
337
00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:22,128
to wait in line all day!
338
00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:24,672
JUST CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THEM.
339
00:13:24,756 --> 00:13:28,468
AHH! A WEEK'S VACATION
AND WRESTLING ON SATURDAY.
340
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,345
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
341
00:13:31,262 --> 00:13:32,680
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
342
00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:34,140
I'M GOING AWAY THIS WEEK.
343
00:13:34,224 --> 00:13:35,892
TO VISIT MY MOTHER.
344
00:13:35,975 --> 00:13:36,893
YES. SHE IS NOT WELL.
345
00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:40,855
Both:
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE CARE OF HER?
346
00:13:40,939 --> 00:13:40,939
UH-HUH.
347
00:13:40,939 --> 00:13:42,440
BUT, MOM, NO!
348
00:13:42,524 --> 00:13:44,442
IT'LL BE FINE, DEAR.
349
00:13:44,526 --> 00:13:46,069
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!
350
00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:47,695
MIRIAM! Y-YOU CAN'T GO.
351
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:48,738
I AM GOING, BOB.
352
00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:48,821
THERE'S MY CAB.
353
00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:50,365
( honking )
354
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,282
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
355
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:53,368
I'LL CALL, SWEETIE.
356
00:13:53,451 --> 00:13:55,495
WHAT DO I DO
WITH THE GIRL?
357
00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:57,455
MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE A CHANCE
TO BOND WITH HELGA
358
00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,916
LIKE YOU HAVE WITH OLGA.
359
00:13:59,999 --> 00:14:01,751
BOND WITH HELGA?
360
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,461
SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME
TOGETHER.
361
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:03,545
( honking )
362
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:04,087
SOMETHING...
363
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,088
I GOT TO GO.
364
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:07,340
BYE-BYE.
365
00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:09,175
( thinking ):
QUALITY TIME.
366
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:09,842
YEAH, RIGHT.
367
00:14:09,926 --> 00:14:12,220
NOW I'M STUCK WITH THE GIRL.
368
00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,264
HOW IN THE HECK WILL I SURVIVE?
369
00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:15,974
NOW I'M STUCK WITH BIG BOB.
370
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:18,518
HOW IN THE HECK AM I GOING
TO SURVIVE THIS WEEK?
371
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:21,312
WELL, YOUR MOTHER'S GONE.
372
00:14:21,396 --> 00:14:22,105
I'M GOING OUT.
373
00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:24,274
WHERE YOU GOING?
374
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:25,441
( door opens )
375
00:14:25,525 --> 00:14:27,610
WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO BE BACK?
376
00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:29,696
BE CAREFUL CROSSING STREETS!
377
00:14:29,779 --> 00:14:31,406
HAH, THAT WAS EASY.
378
00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:33,658
I CAN TAKE A WEEK
ALONE WITH HER.
379
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:36,494
THIS IS GOING TO BE A SNAP.
380
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,293
YOU HAVEN'T SPENT
ANY OF YOUR VACATION
381
00:14:43,376 --> 00:14:44,210
WITH YOUR FATHER?
382
00:14:44,294 --> 00:14:47,463
IT'S EVERY PATAKI FOR
THEMSELVES THESE DAYS.
383
00:14:47,547 --> 00:14:49,007
HEY, OLGA. HEY...
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
384
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:52,010
PHOEBE. NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, MR. PATAKI.
385
00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:53,970
WHERE'S THE MILK
386
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:55,179
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?!
387
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:56,097
WHO DRANK IT ALL?
388
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,975
I HAD CEREAL FOR DINNER
LAST NIGHT.
389
00:14:59,058 --> 00:15:00,810
WHERE THE HECK IS
BIG BOB PATAKI'S DINNER?
390
00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:04,314
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RUN
A BEEPER EMPIRE
391
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:06,983
WITHOUT ANY MEAT
AND POTATOES IN MY BELLY?
392
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:07,817
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
393
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:11,070
WHO'S GOING TO DO
THE FOOD SHOPPING?
394
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,572
NOT ME, THAT'S FOR SURE.
395
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,991
WELL, NOT ME, EITHER,
LITTLE LADY.
396
00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,788
SO NONE OF THIS STUFF
IS COOKED?
397
00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:22,165
MOM DOES THAT PART.
398
00:15:22,248 --> 00:15:23,416
CORN'S ALWAYS GOOD.
399
00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:25,335
I HATE CORN,
I DON'T EAT CORN.
400
00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:27,462
CORN AND POTATOES
AND LIMA BEANS.
401
00:15:27,545 --> 00:15:28,504
SHOPPING'S EASY.
402
00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:30,673
I DON'T EAT ANY OF THAT STUFF!
403
00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:32,508
DAD, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?!
404
00:15:32,592 --> 00:15:34,677
YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
405
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,888
PIPE DOWN!
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL!
406
00:15:36,971 --> 00:15:38,681
I'M ALLERGIC
TO STRAWBERRIES!
407
00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:39,932
THEY GIVE ME HIVES!
408
00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:41,267
I DON'T EAT THIS JUNK!
409
00:15:41,351 --> 00:15:42,435
PORK RINDS...
410
00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:43,311
SMOKED MACKEREL...
411
00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:46,230
PIG'S FEET! YUCK!
412
00:15:46,314 --> 00:15:48,524
HEY, HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
413
00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:50,401
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ME.
414
00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:52,862
YOU'RE A KID,
WHAT'S THERE TO KNOW?
415
00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:56,866
Helga:
THIS IS REALLY NOT
416
00:15:56,949 --> 00:15:58,201
WORKING OUT, MIRIAM.
417
00:15:58,284 --> 00:15:59,077
WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?
418
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,330
WELL, FOR ONE THING,
DAD'S ALREADY TRIED
419
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,165
TO KILL ME WITH STRAWBERRIES.
420
00:16:04,248 --> 00:16:05,625
WHAT KIND OF MORON IS HE?
421
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,627
AND NOT THAT
IT'S ANY BIG DEAL
422
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,712
BUT I'M STARVING
IN MY OWN HOUSE!
423
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:11,005
IS THAT YOU, MIRIAM?
424
00:16:11,089 --> 00:16:13,049
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S
UNDER CONTROL.
425
00:16:13,132 --> 00:16:13,633
NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
426
00:16:13,716 --> 00:16:16,928
THE KID'S JUST
HIGH-STRUNG.
427
00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:18,096
AW, HOLY COW.
428
00:16:18,179 --> 00:16:19,764
HOW MANY TIMES ARE
YOU GOING TO SAY IT?
429
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,808
WE'LL DO QUANTITY TIME
TOMORROW.
430
00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:25,603
I'LL SPEND THE WHOLE
LOUSY DAY WITH THE KID.
431
00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:28,356
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT, BOB.
432
00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:30,149
( kids shouting, cheering... )
433
00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:34,404
COME ON, PIG BOY,
PITCH IT IN.
434
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:36,030
HEY, HELGA.
SAY GOOD-BYE TO
435
00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:37,740
YOUR PLAYMATES AND HOP IN.
436
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:40,159
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
437
00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:43,371
COME ON, WE GOT TO SPEND
THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER.
438
00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:46,749
SOME REAL QUANTITY TIME
FATHER-DAUGHTER STUFF.
439
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,376
I GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT.
440
00:16:48,459 --> 00:16:49,961
DAD, I'M BUSY HERE.
GO AWAY!
441
00:16:50,044 --> 00:16:51,212
TIME'S A-WASTING!
442
00:16:51,295 --> 00:16:53,339
( quietly ):
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
443
00:16:53,423 --> 00:16:54,841
( growls )
444
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:56,676
( horns honk, traffic hums )
445
00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:59,011
SO THE CHUMP SAYS
HE WANTS A REFUND.
446
00:16:59,095 --> 00:17:01,723
I TELL HIM, GO TO
THE REFUND DEPARTMENT.
447
00:17:01,806 --> 00:17:04,308
HE SAYS, "WHERE IS
THE REFUND DEPARTMENT?"
448
00:17:04,392 --> 00:17:06,269
I POINT HIM
RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.
449
00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:07,395
( both laughing )
450
00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:09,272
( bellows ):
SAYONARA, SUCKER!
451
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:10,273
( guffawing )
452
00:17:10,356 --> 00:17:11,441
YOU'RE A RIOT,
BIG BOB.
453
00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:12,775
OH, SO
WHO'S THE KID?
454
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:15,987
OH, HER? THAT'S MY
OTHER DAUGHTER.
455
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:16,946
WE'RE BONDING
456
00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:19,365
SPENDING QUANTITY TIME
TOGETHER.
457
00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:20,950
Barber:
QUANTITY TIME?!
458
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,201
( guffawing )
459
00:17:22,285 --> 00:17:24,454
THAT'S FUNNY!
460
00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:25,329
YEAH.
461
00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:28,624
UH, A LITTLE MORE
OFF THE TOP, OKAY, NOLO?
462
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,002
Mr. Pataki:
GOT ANY MORE OF THESE, HARRY?
463
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:33,796
I'M GOING TO NEED
LIKE A HALF DOZEN.
464
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,215
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
ENOUGH BIG WHITE BELTS.
465
00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:37,175
REMEMBER THAT.
466
00:17:37,258 --> 00:17:38,718
THANKS FOR SHARING, DAD.
467
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:39,761
HEY, HARRY!
468
00:17:39,844 --> 00:17:41,304
YOU GOT ANY
WHITE SHOES
469
00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:42,430
TO GO WITH THESE?
470
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:43,765
SOMETHING
WITH TASSELS?
471
00:17:43,848 --> 00:17:44,724
( groans ):
OH.
472
00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:47,143
QUANTITY TIME,
JUST YOU AND ME.
473
00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:49,187
WE'RE RACKING UP
THE HOURS.
474
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:49,854
( growls )
475
00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:52,774
I GOT MY HAIRCUT, GOT THE BELTS.
476
00:17:52,857 --> 00:17:54,817
WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST?
477
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:55,818
SOCKET WRENCHES.
478
00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:58,488
HARDWARE STORE, HERE WE COME!
479
00:17:58,571 --> 00:17:59,989
( tires squealing )
480
00:18:00,072 --> 00:18:02,283
I'M NOT GOING TO
THE HARDWARE STORE
481
00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:03,785
AND I'M NOT DOING
ANY MORE
482
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,661
OF YOUR INANE ERRANDS
WITH YOU.
483
00:18:05,745 --> 00:18:07,038
YOU THINK SPENDING
"QUANTITY TIME"
484
00:18:07,121 --> 00:18:11,042
WITH SOMEONE MEANS DOING
STUFF YOU WANT TO DO.
485
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,211
JUST PULL OVER
AND DROP ME OFF.
486
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:14,837
OH, AND IF ANYONE ASKS
487
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,173
WE BONDED, AND IT WAS GREAT.
488
00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:19,383
OH, PUT A LID ON IT, HELGA.
489
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,927
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.
490
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,762
YOU NEED SOME FRESH AIR.
491
00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:24,889
THAT ALWAYS CALMS YOU DOWN.
492
00:18:27,391 --> 00:18:29,018
( horses whinnying )
493
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:29,519
WANT ANOTHER GO-AROUND?
494
00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:31,521
ARE YOU KIDDING?!
495
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:32,563
I WANT OFF THIS
FLEA-BITTEN PONY
496
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:34,690
AND OUT OF HERE NOW!
497
00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:35,942
OH, YOU LOVE THIS!
498
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:37,360
YEAH, WHEN I WAS FIVE.
499
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:39,946
WELL, HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
SEVEN, EIGHT?
500
00:18:40,029 --> 00:18:41,072
NINE, DAD.
501
00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:43,991
NINE? WHEN THE HECK
DID YOU TURN NINE?
502
00:18:44,075 --> 00:18:45,243
LAST YEAR. DOY!
503
00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:46,994
DAD, TALK TO THE PONY GUY.
504
00:18:47,078 --> 00:18:48,204
I'M SERIOUS.
505
00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,497
I WANT OFF, NOW!
506
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:50,873
YOU CAN'T STOP ONE PONY.
507
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:53,084
RUINS THE RIDE
FOR THE OTHER KIDS.
508
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:55,002
BESIDES, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
509
00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:55,795
NOBODY KNOWS YOU'RE HERE.
510
00:18:55,878 --> 00:18:58,756
Grandpa:
AND JERRY GIRELLI SAYS
511
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,093
"SUBMARINE? I THOUGHT
YOU MEANT A REAL SANDWICH!"
512
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,011
THAT'S A GOOD ONE,
GRANDPA.
513
00:19:04,095 --> 00:19:05,429
SAY, ISN'T THAT
514
00:19:05,513 --> 00:19:07,682
YOUR CRANKY LITTLE FRIEND
FROM SCHOOL?
515
00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:08,933
YOU MEAN, HELGA?
516
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:11,018
( Helga gasps )
517
00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:12,687
AH!
518
00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,404
SO, WHAT? NOW YOU'RE NOT
519
00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:23,364
EVER GOING TO TALK
TO ME AGAIN?
520
00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:25,074
HOW I AM EVER GOING TO KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG?
521
00:19:25,157 --> 00:19:28,411
DON'T PULL A MIRIAM ON ME,
YOUNG LADY.
522
00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:31,914
I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO LEAVE ME ALONE NOW.
523
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:35,251
NO MORE BONDING,
NO MORE FEEBLE ATTEMPTS
524
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:36,252
AT SPENDING TIME TOGETHER.
525
00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:40,756
( slowly ):
JUST... LEAVE... ME... ALONE.
526
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,091
( slam )
527
00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:45,511
( dialing phone )
528
00:19:45,928 --> 00:19:46,679
DID YOU GET THEM?
529
00:19:46,762 --> 00:19:49,140
I COULDN'T GET TICKETS.
530
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:49,765
( screams )
531
00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:52,184
WHAT A ROTTEN WEEK!
532
00:19:52,268 --> 00:19:54,186
FIRST MIRIAM BAILS ON ME
533
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:54,770
'CAUSE SHE CAN'T TAKE IT
534
00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:57,023
THEN MY LAME DAD
FORCES ME
535
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:58,524
TO SPEND THE DAY
WITH HIM
536
00:19:58,608 --> 00:20:00,484
SO HE CAN PRETEND WE'RE BONDING.
537
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:01,110
WHAT A JOKE!
538
00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:02,612
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, HELGA.
539
00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:04,655
AND NOW I CAN'T
540
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:06,824
EVEN GET TICKETS
FOR THE ONE THING
541
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,117
I'M DYING TO SEE!
542
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,205
( dog barking )
543
00:20:12,288 --> 00:20:14,206
( siren wailing in distance )
544
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:20,630
LOOK AT HER.
545
00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:22,048
SHE LOOKS MISERABLE.
546
00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:26,177
I GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING
I CAN DO FOR HER.
547
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,638
I JUST NEED SOME KIND OF CLUE.
548
00:20:28,721 --> 00:20:30,222
( door creaks )
549
00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:36,103
( whimpering )
550
00:20:38,856 --> 00:20:41,108
( hum of traffic )
551
00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:42,068
WAKE UP.
552
00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:42,526
HUH, WHAT?
553
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,569
GET DRESSED.
554
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:45,821
WHAT FOR?
555
00:20:45,905 --> 00:20:48,157
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT
THE LAST FEW DAYS
556
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,826
AND, WELL, I WANT
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
557
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:51,994
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
558
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,496
GIVE BIG BOB
ONE MORE CHANCE, HUH?
559
00:20:53,579 --> 00:20:54,872
OH, BROTHER.
560
00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:56,832
COME ON, HELGA, PLEASE.
561
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,834
OH, ALL RIGHT,
ONE MORE CHANCE!
562
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,379
GOOD. NOW HURRY
AND DRESS
563
00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:01,754
OR WE'LL BE LATE.
564
00:21:01,837 --> 00:21:03,798
LATE FOR WHAT?
565
00:21:03,881 --> 00:21:07,093
I BEEN UP ALL MORNING
CALLING ALL OVER TOWN.
566
00:21:07,176 --> 00:21:10,846
I MUST'VE CALLED IN 50 FAVORS
BUT I GOT THEM
567
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:12,515
AND THE TWO OF US ARE GOING.
568
00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:14,350
GOING WHERE?
569
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:16,143
I GOT THE TICKETS YOU WANTED.
570
00:21:16,227 --> 00:21:18,104
YOU GOT TICKETS TO...?
571
00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:20,064
NOT ANOTHER WORD.
GET DRESSED
572
00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:20,856
OR WE'LL BE LATE.
573
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,858
( bell rings )
574
00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:24,151
( man grunts )
575
00:21:24,235 --> 00:21:24,819
( crowd roaring )
576
00:21:24,902 --> 00:21:26,946
WELL, HERE WE ARE, HELGA.
577
00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:30,866
THE BIG SHOW YOU'VE
BEEN DYING TO SEE.
578
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:33,661
( thinking ):
RATS, "THE MUSICAL
OF SINGING RATS."
579
00:21:33,744 --> 00:21:35,913
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
580
00:21:35,997 --> 00:21:37,873
HAD TO DO
A LITTLE RESEARCH.
581
00:21:37,957 --> 00:21:39,208
FOUND THIS MAGAZINE AD
YOU CLIPPED.
582
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:42,837
AND THEN THE OLD NOGGIN
STARTED WORKING.
583
00:21:44,422 --> 00:21:47,299
GEE, DAD, THIS...
584
00:21:47,383 --> 00:21:49,552
REALLY IS A SURPRISE.
585
00:21:49,635 --> 00:21:50,052
THANKS.
586
00:21:50,136 --> 00:21:52,221
I ALWAYS COME THROUGH.
587
00:21:52,304 --> 00:21:56,308
GREAT, NOW I HAVE TO SIT
THROUGH THIS STUPID MUSICAL
588
00:21:56,392 --> 00:21:57,393
FOR THREE HOURS.
589
00:21:57,476 --> 00:21:59,228
GREAT, NOW I HAVE
TO SIT THROUGH
590
00:21:59,311 --> 00:22:01,564
THIS STUPID MUSICAL
FOR THREE HOURS.
591
00:22:01,647 --> 00:22:03,524
♪ RATS, WE'RE RATS ♪
592
00:22:03,607 --> 00:22:05,443
♪ WE'RE FURRY AND FORLORN ♪
593
00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:07,319
♪ WE LIVE IN SEWERS,
LOVE IN SEWERS ♪
594
00:22:07,403 --> 00:22:08,696
♪ AND OUR HEARTS ARE TORN ♪
595
00:22:08,779 --> 00:22:09,697
♪ WE LAUGH ♪
596
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:10,281
♪ WE CRY ♪
597
00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:10,781
♪ WE SING IN HARMONY ♪
598
00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:11,866
♪ I LOVE HER... ♪
599
00:22:11,949 --> 00:22:13,284
♪ BUT I LOVE HIM... ♪
600
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:16,120
( baritone ):
♪ AND DARN IT, HE LOVES ME. ♪
601
00:22:16,203 --> 00:22:17,830
♪ OH, RATS, RATS, RATS ♪
602
00:22:17,913 --> 00:22:19,957
♪ RATS, RATS... ♪
603
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:20,041
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
604
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:20,704
( applause )
605
00:22:20,704 --> 00:22:20,704
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
606
00:22:20,704 --> 00:22:23,044
( applause )
607
00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:24,045
AND SO TRUE.
608
00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:28,424
( laughing heartily )
609
00:22:28,507 --> 00:22:30,259
THIS IS
THE STUPIDEST THING
610
00:22:30,342 --> 00:22:31,469
I'VE EVER SEEN.
611
00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:32,094
I KNOW, IT'S HORRIBLE!
612
00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:34,805
FINALLY, WE'VE GOT SOMETHING
613
00:22:34,889 --> 00:22:35,931
WE CAN HATE TOGETHER.
614
00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:39,310
( continue laughing )
615
00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:40,227
SHH!
616
00:22:40,311 --> 00:22:43,606
Both:
AW, PIPE DOWN, YA WEASELS!
617
00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:48,486
( laughing )
618
00:22:48,569 --> 00:22:50,571
Male:
♪ NIBBLE, NIBBLE,
NIBBLE, NIBBLE ♪
619
00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:53,365
♪ UNDERNEATH THE GRIMY STREET ♪
620
00:22:53,449 --> 00:22:57,286
Female joining:
♪ WHAT A DREARY KIBBLE LIFE IS ♪
621
00:22:57,369 --> 00:23:00,039
♪ WHAT A BITTER DISH,
DE... FEAT ♪
622
00:23:00,122 --> 00:23:02,958
Female solo:
♪ THE RODENT'S LOT IS PAIN ♪
623
00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:07,797
♪ IMPOTENT AND INANE ♪
624
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:12,927
♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
WORSE THAN... ♪
625
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:14,261
♪ CATS! ♪
626
00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:15,513
♪ RATS, WE'RE RATS ♪
627
00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:16,972
♪ WE'RE MAUDLIN AND REPRESSED ♪
628
00:23:17,056 --> 00:23:19,433
♪ WE LIVE IN SEWERS,
LOVE IN SEWERS ♪
629
00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:20,810
♪ THAT'S WHY WE'RE DEPRESSED ♪
630
00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:22,978
♪ AND, OH, THE PAIN,
WE NEED TO SHARE WITH YOU ♪
631
00:23:23,062 --> 00:23:23,062
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
632
00:23:23,062 --> 00:23:26,148
♪ AND IN THREE HOURS
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL IT, TOO ♪
633
00:23:26,232 --> 00:23:26,232
and NICKELODEON
634
00:23:26,232 --> 00:23:27,364
♪ OH, RATS! ♪
635
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:27,364
and NICKELODEON
636
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,610
♪ OH, RATS! ♪
637
00:23:29,693 --> 00:23:29,693
Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
638
00:23:29,693 --> 00:23:33,364
♪ RATS, RATS, RATS! ♪
639
00:23:33,364 --> 00:23:34,198
Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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