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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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( flies buzzing )
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WELL, IT'S HERE.
THE QUESTION IS:
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WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT IT?
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WHAT'S HERE?
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THE FIRST MONDAY
IN JUNE.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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COME ON,
EUGENE.
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TODAY IS
TRASH CAN DAY.
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DON'T YOU KNOW
ABOUT TRASH CAN DAY?
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UH... NO.
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OH, COME ON...
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OH, COME ON...
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OH, COME ON...
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TRASH CAN DAY IS
A P.S. 118 LEGEND
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PASSED ON FROM KID GENERATION
TO KID GENERATION
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FOR OVER THREE YEARS.
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AND GERALD IS
THE KEEPER OF THE TALE.
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TELL IT, GERALD.
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NO ONE OF US KNOWS
EXACTLY WHEN
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THE TERRIBLE
FEARSOME TRADITION BEGAN.
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HOWEVER, ALL AGREE
THAT TRASH CAN DAY
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IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL DAY
EVER INVENTED.
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THE DAY IS ALWAYS UPON
THE FIRST MONDAY OF JUNE
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THE DAY BEFORE TRASH PICKUP
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WHEN THE RANCID REFUSE
OF SOCIETY LIES
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IN FLY- AND MAGGOT-INFECTED
TRASH CONTAINERS
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ALL OVER THE CITY!
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MY FRIENDS, TODAY IS THAT DAY!
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FIFTH GRADERS
ALL OVER THE CITY
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SEARCH OUT UNCIRCUMSPECTING
FOURTH GRADERS LIKE US
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CATCH THEM, AND WITH
THE MOST HEINOUS ABANDON
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PLOP THEM UNCEREMONIOUSLY
INTO TRASH CANS.
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WHEN THE 3:00 BELL RINGS,
WE ALL OF US BECOME FAIR GAME!
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AND NO ONE OF US IS SAFE FROM
THE WRATH OF THE FIFTH GRADE.
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GEE, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND GOOD.
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ONE YEAR, ONE GUY
GOT IT SO BAD
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HE SMELLED LIKE
A MOLDY BURRITO FOR YEARS.
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THIS DOESN'T HAVE
TO HAPPEN TO US.
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IT DOESN'T?
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NO. WE JUST NEED
TO STICK TOGETHER
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AND WE'LL BE FINE.
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AND, AFTER ALL, THESE
BIG, SCARY FIFTH GRADERS--
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HOW BAD CAN THEY BE?
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NOW, THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY
TO CAN A FOURTH GRADER
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IS TO GRAB HIM
RIGHT UNDER THE ARMPITS
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LIKE SO.
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OKAY, EDMUND,
GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.
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LIKE THAT?
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NO. NO. WAY TOO SLOW.
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IT'S GOT TO BE ONE FLUID MOTION.
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GOT IT?
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ALL RIGHT.
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REMEMBER: THIS AFTERNOON
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WE GOT TO SHOW NO MERCY.
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WHEN 3:00 ROLLS AROUND
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THOSE FOURTH GRADERS
WILL WISH
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THEY'D NEVER BEEN BORN!
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( all cheering )
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HERE'S THE SCHOOL
AND HERE'S MY HOUSE.
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MRS. VITELLO'S FLOWER SHOP
IS HERE.
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WE MAKE IT
TO HER BACKYARD
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THEN WE CAN CUT THROUGH
THE FLOWER SHOP
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HEAD TO THE FIRE ESCAPE
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AND THEN WE'RE AT MY HOUSE.
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WE STILL GOT TO MAKE IT
TO THE FLOWER SHOP.
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AND THAT'S EIGHT BLOCKS!
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I HEARD PARK HAS
A SECRET FORTRESS.
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WE CAN ALL
HIDE OUT THERE.
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THAT'S PERFECT.
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IT'S NEAR
MRS. VITELLO'S.
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WE CAN WAIT THERE UNTIL
THEY CLOSE THE SCHOOL.
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( clock ticking )
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( school bell ringing )
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
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LISTEN UP.
REMEMBER OUR PLAN.
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YEAH, ARNOLD,
I REMEMBER YOUR PLAN.
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Arnold:
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
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( all gasping )
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EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
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( all screaming )
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TALK ABOUT IRONIC.
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( screaming )
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( children screaming )
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( yells )
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( yells )
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( yelling )
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MOMMY!
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Sid:
NO! NO!
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DON'T CAN ME!
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( crying )
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OH, MAN!
THEY GOT SID.
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HE WAS SO YOUNG.
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HEY, WOLFGANG,
LOOK.
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( panting )
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I'LL NEVER GET OVER THAT!
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( cat screeching )
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THERE'S
THREE OF THEM.
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( grunts )
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( grunting )
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( screaming )
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YOU TWO ARE NEXT!
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WE CAN RIDE THIS ALL THE WAY
TO THE FLOWER SHOP.
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AND NOT A FIFTH GRADER
IN SIGHT.
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UH, GERALD?
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EXCEPT FOR THOSE GUYS.
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( whimpers )
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( tires screeching )
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( bell dings )
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AH...!
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Edmund:
HEY,
THERE'S THAT
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FOOTBALL-HEADED
FOURTH GRADER AGAIN!
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PARK, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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THIS IS
MY SAFE HOUSE.
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YEAH. EUGENE TOLD US
ABOUT THIS.
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NO FIFTH GRADER KNOWS
ABOUT THIS PLACE.
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BUT FOURTH GRADERS
ARE ALWAYS WELCOME.
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WE FEED THE HUNGRY,
HEAL THE WOUNDED
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AND CLEAN UP
THE GARBAGE-COVERED.
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THEY SAY I MIGHT EVEN
BE SMELLING NORMAL AGAIN
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BY THE END OF THE WEEK.
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WE EVEN PROVIDE
PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES.
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IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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THEY PICKED ME UP
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AND THEN THEY JAMMED ME
IN THE TRASH CAN!
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AH, GET OVER IT,
YOU BIG WUSS!
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YOU'RE DOING
A WONDERFUL
THING.
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WELL, WE TRY.
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( rattling )
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HOW DID HE GET
IN HERE?!
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COME BACK HERE, YOU
LITTLE FOURTH GRADER
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I'M GOING TO GET YOU!
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WHAT NOW, ARNOLD?
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WE STILL HAVE FOUR BLOCKS
TO THE FLOWER SHOP
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AND THE PLACE IS SWARMING
WITH FIFTH GRADERS.
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LOOKS PRETTY BAD.
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PSST.
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LOOKS PRETTY BAD.
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PSST.
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YOUSE GUYS ARE
FOURTH GRADERS?
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YEAH.
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
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IF I CAN GET YOU OUT OF HERE?
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YOU MEAN...?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I CAN GET YOU OVER THE LINE.
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LET'S SEE.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
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LET'S SEE.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
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HOW ABOUT A YO-YO AND
THIS DOG-HEAD THING?
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DEAL.
HALF NOW, HALF LATER.
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Boy ( outside ):
HEY, WAIT UP!
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( loud clank )
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( loud clank )
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Wolfgang:
GOOD WORK!
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YOU DOUBLE-CROSSED US.
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THEY DON'T CALL ME
"THE WEASEL" FOR NOTHING.
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SHUT UP, MICKEY.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
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IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT
THE TRASH.
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WAIT, YOU DON'T
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WANT TO DO THIS.
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NO. IF YOU CAN US
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YOU'LL ONLY BE
CONTINUING A CYCLE
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OF ENDLESS VIOLENCE
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THAT'LL GO ON
FOR GENERATIONS.
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BUT THERE'S
ANOTHER OPTION:
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THE VISIONARY OPTION.
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WOLFGANG, IF YOU END
THIS CRAZY RITUAL
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YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED
FOR YEARS AND YEARS
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AS A TRAILBLAZER
OF TOLERANCE.
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A PHILOSOPHER
OF JUSTICE.
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A PROPHET OF PEACE.
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I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY BEFORE.
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I COULD PUT AN END
TO AN ENTIRE CULTURE
OF VIOLENCE.
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Edmund:
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
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I'VE WEIGHED BOTH
SIDES OF THE QUESTION
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AND THOUGHT DEEPLY
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ABOUT THE PROFOUND
MORAL ISSUES AT STAKE.
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AND?
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I'M GOING TO PUT YOU GUYS
IN THE TRASH.
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THAT WASN'T AS BAD
AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
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YEAH, I THINK I GOT SOME LOX
IN MY SHORTS.
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♪ HA-HA-HA,
HA-HAH HAH. ♪
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♪ YOU FOURTH GRADERS
GOT GARBAGE-CANNED. ♪
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( laughs )
REALLY FUNNY
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YOU THIRD GRADER.
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JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR
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WHEN IT'S
YOUR TURN.
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WELL...
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YOU REALLY WOULDN'T
DO THAT TO US,
WOULD YOU?
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NAH, I GUESS NOT.
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GEE, THANKS, MISTER.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP UP
THE TRADITION.
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YOU THINK?
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THERE'S TWO SIDES
TO THIS ISSUE.
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WE'VE GOT ALL YEAR
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I NEED A SHOWER.
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THIS REALLY BITES.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PET--
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ONE TO CALL MY OWN.
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BUT MY DOG RAN AWAY.
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AND MY RABBIT GAVE ME
NIGHTMARES.
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I THOUGHT I WAS NEVER GOING TO
GET A PET OF MY OWN.
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BUT THEN I FOUND HENRY.
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I'VE HAD HIM FOR SIX MONTHS
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AND NOTHING BAD'S
HAPPENED TO HIM.
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HENRY'S MY BEST FRIEND--
I FEED HIM
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I TALK TO HIM
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AND BOUGHT THIS PLASTIC CASTLE
WITH MY ALLOWANCE.
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SHOW EVERYONE HOW YOU PLAY
HIDE AND SEEK, HENRY.
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SEE THAT!
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HE WAVED TO ME
WITH HIS TAIL.
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IT'S CALLED "SWIMMING",
DR. COUSTEAU.
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( all laughing )
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THANK YOU FOR
SHARING, EUGENE.
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AND MAY I SAY,
A GOLDFISH IS SO VERY...
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YOU.
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AND NOW, ARNOLD
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LET'S SHARE YOUR WORLD.
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WHAT SPECIAL PART OF IT
DID YOU BRING FOR US TODAY?
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I BOUGHT THIS YO-YO LAST WEEK.
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THE GUY SHOWED ME
CAT'S CRADLE.
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AND I CAN SHOOT THE MOON, TOO.
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WOW!
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( clunk )
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( Eugene gasps )
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HENRY!
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HUH?
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00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:06,905
HE'S...
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HE'S CROAKED.
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I'M SORRY, EUGENE.
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I'M REALLY SORRY.
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IT'S A TRICK.
250
00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,369
IT'S A NEW TRICK.
251
00:13:13,453 --> 00:13:15,455
HE LEARNED A NEW TRICK.
252
00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,916
( laughs ):
ROLL OVER, HENRY.
253
00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:18,541
YOU CAN DO IT.
254
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:19,792
ROLL OVER, BOY.
255
00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:25,924
( cries out ):
NO!
256
00:13:26,007 --> 00:13:28,927
( school bell ringing )
257
00:13:30,887 --> 00:13:33,848
YOU GOT TO DO IT, EUGENE.
258
00:13:33,932 --> 00:13:34,849
IT'S TIME.
259
00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:41,439
Eugene:
GOOD-BYE, HENRY.
260
00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:45,818
OH, I CAN'T DO IT, ARNOLD!
261
00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:46,778
( crying )
262
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:49,239
I HAD HENRY SINCE
HE WAS A BABY.
263
00:13:49,322 --> 00:13:53,159
OKAY, I'LL FLUSH
IT FOR YOU, HERE.
264
00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:53,743
WAIT!
265
00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:55,036
YOU REALLY LOVED HIM,
HUH?
266
00:13:55,119 --> 00:13:56,412
YEAH.
267
00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:58,915
WHAT IF YOU BURY HENRY
268
00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:01,251
WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYS VISIT HIM?
269
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:03,127
THAT WOULD BE BETTER,
RIGHT?
270
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:06,422
( Eugene sniffles )
271
00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:09,759
THERE'S GOING TO BE
FOOD LATER, RIGHT?
272
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:12,554
THERE BETTER BE A POTLUCK
AFTER THIS THING.
273
00:14:12,637 --> 00:14:15,139
SHH, OKAY, GO AHEAD
AND PUT HIM IN.
274
00:14:15,223 --> 00:14:17,934
SHOULD WE SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT HENRY FIRST?
275
00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:18,893
LIKE WHAT?
276
00:14:18,977 --> 00:14:20,770
IT'S CUSTOMARY
AT FUNERALS
277
00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:21,938
TO GIVE
A EULOGY
278
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:24,524
FOR THE DECEASED
PERSON OR CREATURE.
279
00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:27,193
SINCE I'M THE
MOST EXPERIENCED
280
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:29,237
PUBLIC SPEAKER
OF ANYONE HERE...
281
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,990
UM, I'D PREFER IF
IT WASN'T YOU, HELGA.
282
00:14:32,073 --> 00:14:34,075
NO OFFENSE, BUT I'M NOT SURE
283
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:36,286
YOU REALLY APPRECIATED HENRY.
284
00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:37,370
I APPRECIATED HIM
JUST FINE!
285
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:40,623
YOU PATHETIC
LITTLE-- OW!
286
00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:41,583
GERALD SHOULD DO IT.
287
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:43,918
All:
YEAH, LET GERALD DO IT!
288
00:14:44,002 --> 00:14:45,670
( clears throat ):
ARNOLD!
289
00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:46,296
( sad melody )
290
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,798
HENRY WASN'T THE BIGGEST
291
00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:50,758
OR THE BEST-LOOKING GOLDFISH.
292
00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:53,553
SO NO ONE CAME TO BUY HIM
FOR A LONG TIME.
293
00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:56,889
HE THOUGHT HE'D
NEVER FIND A HOME.
294
00:14:56,973 --> 00:14:58,725
THEN ONE DAY
295
00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:01,561
A LONELY BOY CAME
INTO THE PET STORE.
296
00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:04,480
HE WAS KIND OF
A GEEK, REALLY.
297
00:15:04,564 --> 00:15:07,400
BUT, HE NEEDED
A PET.
298
00:15:07,483 --> 00:15:08,985
AND HE WANTED HENRY.
299
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:14,907
AND THAT WAS THE START
OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
300
00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:16,826
HENRY WAS A SIMPLE FISH.
301
00:15:16,909 --> 00:15:17,493
HE DIDN'T ASK FOR MUCH.
302
00:15:17,577 --> 00:15:20,163
A FEW FLAKES OF FISH FOOD.
303
00:15:20,246 --> 00:15:21,748
HIS LITTLE PLASTIC CASTLE.
304
00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:23,666
THAT LITTLE GUY WITH THE MACE.
305
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,543
EVEN THOUGH THAT DIDN'T
TURN OUT SO GOOD.
306
00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:28,296
BUT THESE WERE THE
THINGS HE LOVED.
307
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,381
AND SWIMMING.
308
00:15:30,465 --> 00:15:33,551
OH YES, SWIMMING
WAS A BIG THING WITH HIM
309
00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:35,261
RIGHT UP TO THE END.
310
00:15:35,345 --> 00:15:38,848
WHEN HE WAS STRUCK DOWN
IN A BIZARRE TWIST OF FATE.
311
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:39,849
( sniffling )
312
00:15:39,932 --> 00:15:41,559
BY A RUNAWAY YO-YO.
313
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:42,560
( sad sighs )
314
00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:46,189
AND SO WE SAY GOOD-BYE, HENRY.
315
00:15:46,272 --> 00:15:49,525
YOU WERE A GOOD PET FISH
TO THE END.
316
00:15:49,609 --> 00:15:50,985
( meows )
317
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:52,654
( meowing )
318
00:15:52,737 --> 00:15:53,446
HENRY!
319
00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:56,324
( meows )
320
00:16:00,161 --> 00:16:02,080
EUGENE, I FEEL
REALLY BAD.
321
00:16:02,163 --> 00:16:04,082
BUT I'LL MAKE
IT UP TO YOU.
322
00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:04,874
ANOTHER FISH,
OKAY?
323
00:16:04,957 --> 00:16:07,919
OH... I CAN'T LOOK
AT ANOTHER FISH.
324
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:09,545
IT'S TOO SOON.
325
00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:11,714
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO REPLACE HENRY.
326
00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:13,007
THEN HOW ABOUT THIS:
327
00:16:13,091 --> 00:16:16,052
WE GO TO THE PET STORE
AND GET A DIFFERENT PET?
328
00:16:16,135 --> 00:16:17,428
I DON'T KNOW,
ARNOLD.
329
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:20,932
( door slams, bells ring )
330
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:22,433
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK.
331
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:23,685
Arnold:
EXCUSE ME.
332
00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:25,978
MY FRIEND IS LOOKING
FOR A NEW PET.
333
00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:26,479
WHAT A THRILL FOR ME.
334
00:16:26,562 --> 00:16:27,647
I LIVE TO SERVE.
335
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,149
UH, CAN I SEE
YOUR BIRD?
336
00:16:31,484 --> 00:16:33,236
( squawks )
337
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:34,946
EWW!
338
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:36,614
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
339
00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:39,992
( squeaking )
340
00:16:40,076 --> 00:16:41,577
HAMSTERS ARE
PRETTY GOOD.
341
00:16:41,661 --> 00:16:45,957
HEY, YEAH, AND SO FRIENDLY.
342
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:46,541
( yells )
343
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:49,127
OH, BAD CHEMISTRY.
344
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,129
YOU CAN'T FIGHT THAT.
345
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:52,338
( hissing )
346
00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,716
A SNAKE WOULD GIVE
YOU STYLE, EUGENE.
347
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:55,425
YOU KNOW, MACHISMO.
348
00:16:55,508 --> 00:16:56,759
I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.
349
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,512
IT'S A HARMLESS
GARTER SNAKE.
350
00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:01,139
SNAKES ARE REALLY COOL.
351
00:17:01,222 --> 00:17:02,432
TRY IT ON
FOR SIZE.
352
00:17:02,515 --> 00:17:05,601
( hissing )
353
00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:06,686
IT PULLS YOUR
WHOLE LOOK TOGETHER.
354
00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:11,607
GEE, GUYS, I THINK
HE LIKES ME.
355
00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:14,986
LOOK, GUYS, HE'S
GIVING ME A HUG.
356
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:18,031
GUYS, I CAN'T BREATHE.
357
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,323
( gags )
358
00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:21,409
Arnold:
SO, TOMORROW WE'LL TRY
ANOTHER PET STORE.
359
00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:23,411
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
360
00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:25,455
MAYBE I'M JUST
NOT SUPPOSED
361
00:17:25,538 --> 00:17:26,622
TO HAVE A PET.
362
00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:28,583
DON'T SAY THAT, EUGENE.
363
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,001
BUT MAYBE IT'S TRUE.
364
00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:31,419
MAYBE I'M
A KID WHO
365
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:32,587
JUST CAN'T
HAVE PETS.
366
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:33,796
IT'S OKAY, ARNOLD.
367
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,466
I'LL GET USED
TO IT, HONEST.
368
00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:37,341
WELL, SEE YOU LATER.
369
00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:38,760
POOR EUGENE.
370
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:41,345
HE'LL BE OKAY
BY TOMORROW.
371
00:17:41,429 --> 00:17:42,555
THAT KID ALWAYS BOUNCES BACK.
372
00:17:42,638 --> 00:17:47,935
( kids playing, yelling )
373
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,235
THIS CAN'T BE
GOOD, GERALD.
374
00:17:56,319 --> 00:17:58,154
UH...
375
00:17:58,237 --> 00:17:58,821
WHAT YOU DOING,
EUGENE?
376
00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:00,448
I BROUGHT MY
HIPPO TO SCHOOL.
377
00:18:00,531 --> 00:18:02,533
ISN'T HE NEAT?
378
00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:04,702
I DON'T SEE
ANY HIPPO.
379
00:18:04,786 --> 00:18:06,037
ELBERT'S RIGHT HERE.
380
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:06,662
YOU CAN'T HIDE A HIPPO.
381
00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:09,165
( school bell ringing )
382
00:18:09,248 --> 00:18:09,582
TIME TO LINE UP.
383
00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:11,501
COME ON, EUGENE.
384
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:13,711
NO, I'M STAYING
WITH ELBERT.
385
00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:15,755
BUT, EUGENE, YOU GOT
TO GO TO CLASS.
386
00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:17,381
NO, IT'S
TOO SOON.
387
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:18,841
I KNOW HE
LOOKS BIG
388
00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:21,177
BUT ELBERT'S
STILL A BABY.
389
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,304
ELBERT, GO
GET THE BALL.
390
00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:24,972
BRING IT HERE, BOY!
391
00:18:25,056 --> 00:18:27,558
YAY, GOOD HIPPO!
392
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:34,565
Gerald:
MAN, HE SNAPPED!
393
00:18:34,649 --> 00:18:36,859
I GUESS EUGENE
WAS JUST
394
00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:38,402
HANGING ON
BY A THREAD.
395
00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:39,695
AND LOSING THAT FISH
396
00:18:39,779 --> 00:18:41,072
WAS THE LAST STRAW.
397
00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:43,658
I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT THIS, GERALD.
398
00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:47,537
WHY DID IT HAVE
TO BE EUGENE'S FISH?
399
00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:58,214
WHAT HAPPENED NOW?
400
00:18:58,297 --> 00:19:00,466
OH, ELBERT RAN AWAY.
401
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,718
HE CHEWED THROUGH HIS LEASH.
402
00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:04,762
MAN, LOSING
A PRETEND PET.
403
00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:06,305
NOW THAT'S PATHETIC.
404
00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:12,728
EUGENE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK
TO YOUR MOM ABOUT ELBERT.
405
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:14,522
SHE SHOULD KNOW THIS.
406
00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:16,941
NO, SHE'S NOT A
HIPPO PERSON, ARNOLD.
407
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,902
ANYWAY, I GOT A LOT
MORE FLYERS TO PUT UP.
408
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,905
I GOT TO PULL HIM
OUT OF THIS SLUMP.
409
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,161
Grandpa:
HEY, EAT UP, ARNOLD!
410
00:19:29,245 --> 00:19:32,290
YOUR GRANDMA DON'T COOK
FRESH FISH VERY OFTEN.
411
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:33,916
I CAN'T EAT THIS, GRANDPA.
412
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,752
IT REMINDS ME OF A FISH
I USED TO KNOW.
413
00:19:36,836 --> 00:19:39,338
SOUNDS LIKE YOUNG
ARNOLD HAS ANOTHER ONE
414
00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:41,841
OF HIS COMPLEX
LABYRINTHIAN CONUNDRUMS
415
00:19:41,924 --> 00:19:43,384
OF A BOYHOOD PROBLEM.
416
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:44,760
WHAT IS IT, SHORT MAN?
417
00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:46,929
WELL, IT'S EUGENE'S PET FISH.
418
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:47,972
I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED IT.
419
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:51,434
NOW HE DOESN'T HAVE
A PET ANYMORE.
420
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:52,310
THAT'S A SHAME.
421
00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:53,895
I DON'T GET IT,
GRANDPA.
422
00:19:53,978 --> 00:19:56,606
WHY DOES EVERYTHING
BAD HAPPEN TO EUGENE?
423
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:57,815
SOME KIDS ARE
JUST PLAIN UNLUCKY.
424
00:19:57,899 --> 00:20:00,860
BAD THINGS ALWAYS
HAPPEN TO THEM.
425
00:20:00,943 --> 00:20:02,778
I GUESS ALL YOU CAN DO IS
426
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:05,156
BE A FRIEND TO HIM
IN HIS TIME OF NEED.
427
00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:06,824
BUT NEVER GO TO VEGAS
428
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:09,660
OR FLY IN AN AIRPLANE WITH HIM.
429
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:11,746
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR, GRANDPA.
430
00:20:11,829 --> 00:20:13,456
I CAN'T STAND
SEEING EUGENE SO ALONE.
431
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,958
WE'RE ALL ALONE!
432
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,126
THAT'S LIFE!
433
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:19,337
YOU DON'T NEED
TO BE WITH ANYBODY.
434
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,713
TAKE IT FROM ME.
435
00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:23,466
AS LONG AS YOU GOT YOUR DREAMS
AND FANTASIES
436
00:20:23,549 --> 00:20:25,718
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET UP
AND GO ON.
437
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:28,930
EVERYBODY NEEDS A DREAM
TO HANG ONTO.
438
00:20:29,013 --> 00:20:32,016
OTHERWISE, THEY'RE JUST
PEOPLE WITHOUT DREAMS
439
00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:33,935
AND IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO WEAR THAT FORK
440
00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:37,146
GET AWAY FROM MY PLATE,
YOU WEASEL.
441
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:27,863
YEAH!
442
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:49,552
Eugene:
GEE, THANKS FOR BRINGING ME
TO THE AQUARIUM, ARNOLD
443
00:21:49,635 --> 00:21:50,803
BUT, I DON'T GET IT.
444
00:21:50,886 --> 00:21:51,887
WHY ARE WE HERE?
445
00:21:51,971 --> 00:21:53,848
EUGENE,
SEE THAT ANGEL FISH?
446
00:21:53,931 --> 00:21:56,058
I TALKED TO PEOPLE
AT THE AQUARIUM
447
00:21:56,142 --> 00:21:58,936
AND FROM NOW ON,
THAT ANGEL FISH IS YOUR PET.
448
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,062
WOW!
449
00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:01,397
SEE, IT'S OFFICIAL.
450
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,482
YOU CAN COME
VISIT HIM ANYTIME.
451
00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:05,151
ARNOLD, THIS IS SO GREAT.
452
00:22:05,234 --> 00:22:08,362
YOU'RE THE NEATEST FRIEND
ANYBODY EVER HAD.
453
00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:09,280
LOOK!
454
00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:10,906
HE WAVED AT ME!
455
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:12,825
I'M GOING TO CALL HIM ANGEL.
456
00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:14,910
HELLO, ANGEL!
457
00:22:14,994 --> 00:22:15,870
IT'S PERFECT!
458
00:22:15,953 --> 00:22:19,498
IN THIS HUGE TANK
SURROUNDED BY SECURITY GUARDS
459
00:22:19,582 --> 00:22:20,708
NOTHING CAN HURT HIM.
460
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:22,251
NOTHING GETS NEAR HIM.
461
00:22:22,334 --> 00:22:24,003
HE'S TOTALLY SAFE IN THERE.
462
00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:27,340
AND I CAN COME SEE HIM
ANYTIME I WANT.
463
00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:29,925
OH, I'LL TELL HIM MY SECRETS.
464
00:22:30,009 --> 00:22:32,261
WE'LL TAKE PICTURES OF HIM
FOR MY WALL.
465
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:33,804
WE'LL GROW UP TOGETHER.
466
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:35,431
DON'T SAY
A WORD, GERALD.
467
00:22:35,514 --> 00:22:36,390
HI, ANGEL.
468
00:22:36,474 --> 00:22:38,350
HEY, WHERE DID HE GO?
469
00:22:38,434 --> 00:22:40,811
UH, ANGEL'S HIDING,
EUGENE.
470
00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:43,064
HE'S, UH,
IN THE BACK.
471
00:22:48,861 --> 00:22:54,617
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