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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,829 --> 00:00:02,746 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,415 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,332 --> 00:00:06,709 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:12,089 --> 00:00:13,090 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:16,677 --> 00:00:17,594 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:17,678 --> 00:00:20,472 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,348 --> 00:00:23,600 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:24,518 --> 00:00:26,437 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:26,729 --> 00:00:29,606 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,401 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,484 --> 00:00:35,946 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,364 --> 00:00:39,074 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,453 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:42,536 --> 00:00:43,829 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:52,546 Mr. Simmons: YES, CLASS, SCIENCE HAS COME A LONG WAY SINCE CENTURIES AGO 16 00:00:52,629 --> 00:00:55,799 WHEN PRIMITIVE MEDICINE INVOLVED BLOOD-LETTING 17 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:59,428 AND THE PLACEMENT OF LEECHES ON THE PATIENTS' BODIES 18 00:00:59,511 --> 00:01:02,306 IN ORDER TO CURE THE ILLS OF THE HUMAN RACE. 19 00:01:02,389 --> 00:01:04,558 DISEASES DEBUNKED BY MODERN SCIENCE 20 00:01:04,641 --> 00:01:05,559 ARE LUPUS ORIOLOLUS 21 00:01:05,642 --> 00:01:08,687 IN WHICH THE VICTIM'S EARS GREW UNCONTROLLABLY 22 00:01:08,771 --> 00:01:10,731 UNTIL THEY RESEMBLED A RABBIT. 23 00:01:10,814 --> 00:01:13,859 PROBABLY THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAS MONKEY NUCLEOSIS 24 00:01:13,942 --> 00:01:15,110 IN WHICH THE VICTIM 25 00:01:15,194 --> 00:01:17,988 AFTER COMING IN CONTACT WITH AN INFECTED MONKEY 26 00:01:18,071 --> 00:01:20,616 DEVELOPED MONKEY-LIKE CHARACTERISTICS. 27 00:01:20,699 --> 00:01:22,284 WHAT A BUNCH OF TWADDLE. 28 00:01:22,367 --> 00:01:23,160 EARLY PHYSICIANS BELIEVED 29 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:26,163 A MERE SCRATCH OR TOUCH FROM A MONKEY 30 00:01:26,246 --> 00:01:29,833 WOULD CAUSE THE VICTIM TO CONTRACT THE DREADED DISEASE 31 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:36,089 LEADING TO SWEATING, FEVER AND, EVENTUALLY, EXPIRATION. 32 00:01:36,173 --> 00:01:38,008 Helga: MONKEY NUCLEOSIS, WHAT A CROCK! 33 00:01:38,091 --> 00:01:41,303 HELGA, EARLY SCIENTISTS OFTEN STRUGGLED 34 00:01:41,386 --> 00:01:43,639 WITH BOLD, UNSUBSTANTIATED, THEORIES 35 00:01:43,722 --> 00:01:45,516 SEEKING TO EXPLAIN MAN'S PURPOSE 36 00:01:45,599 --> 00:01:48,268 DURING HIS MYSTERIOUS AND TOO-SHORT SOJOURN. 37 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:50,979 PHOEBE, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO GET OUT MORE. 38 00:01:51,063 --> 00:01:52,815 STILL, IT DOES MAKE YOU THINK. 39 00:01:52,898 --> 00:01:54,858 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU THOUGHT 40 00:01:54,942 --> 00:01:56,944 YOU ONLY HAD A FEW DAYS TO LIVE? 41 00:01:57,027 --> 00:01:58,529 PERSONALLY, I'D PROBABLY 42 00:01:58,612 --> 00:02:00,447 STUFF MY FACE FULL OF ICE CREAM 43 00:02:00,531 --> 00:02:03,325 SKIP SCHOOL AND GO AROUND GOOFING ON PEOPLE. 44 00:02:03,408 --> 00:02:05,536 HMM, THAT'S DEEP, HELGA. 45 00:02:05,619 --> 00:02:07,120 WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW. 46 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:10,874 ( grunts ) 47 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:12,042 ARNOLD! 48 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,544 OH, SORRY, HELGA. 49 00:02:13,627 --> 00:02:17,339 I MEAN, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FOOTBALL HEAD! 50 00:02:17,422 --> 00:02:19,049 WHAT A KLUTZ, SHEESH! 51 00:02:19,925 --> 00:02:21,051 ( lovelorn sigh ) 52 00:02:21,134 --> 00:02:22,094 ARNOLD, MY LOVE 53 00:02:22,177 --> 00:02:23,887 THOUGH I SHUN YOU IN PUBLIC 54 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:25,639 BERATING AND INSULTING YOU 55 00:02:25,722 --> 00:02:29,768 'TIS ONLY TO HIDE MY TRUE FEELINGS OF LOVE AND ADORATION. 56 00:02:29,852 --> 00:02:32,479 OH, WHEN WILL I FIND THE STRENGTH TO EXPRESS 57 00:02:32,563 --> 00:02:35,149 MY STRANGE BUT NEARLY UNCONTROLLABLE 58 00:02:35,232 --> 00:02:36,692 AFFECTIONS FOR YOU? 59 00:02:36,775 --> 00:02:38,527 HOPEFULLY NOT TODAY OR TOMORROW 60 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:41,530 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING AND HUMILIATING 61 00:02:41,613 --> 00:02:44,241 BUT PERHAPS SOME DAY IN THE DISTANT FUTURE. 62 00:02:44,324 --> 00:02:46,702 YES, SOME DAY. 63 00:02:46,785 --> 00:02:48,996 ( nasal breathing ) 64 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:50,205 ( shattering glass ) 65 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:54,751 ( laughing and talking ) 66 00:02:54,835 --> 00:02:56,086 WHAT'S GOING ON? 67 00:02:56,169 --> 00:02:58,547 IT'S A WONDERFUL ORGAN GRINDER 68 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:01,300 AND HIS BEAUTIFUL, DANCING MONKEY. 69 00:03:01,383 --> 00:03:02,301 OH, YEAH? 70 00:03:02,384 --> 00:03:04,052 STEP ASIDE, SISTER. 71 00:03:05,512 --> 00:03:08,432 ( organ music playing ) 72 00:03:08,515 --> 00:03:10,267 ( laughing and talking ) 73 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:13,645 DOESN'T HE DO ANYTHING ELSE? 74 00:03:13,729 --> 00:03:15,230 ( coins rattling ) 75 00:03:27,659 --> 00:03:30,954 ( laughter ) 76 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:31,914 YUCK, HE SLOBBERED OVER ME! 77 00:03:31,997 --> 00:03:33,999 I'M SO SORRY, LITTLE GIRL. 78 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:36,752 MY MONKEY, HE'S VERY EMOTIONAL! 79 00:03:36,835 --> 00:03:39,379 YEAH, WELL, YOU OUGHT TO KEEP THAT THING ON A LEASH! 80 00:03:43,008 --> 00:03:43,967 ( laughing ) 81 00:03:44,051 --> 00:03:45,218 OH, THAT JUGHEAD! 82 00:03:45,302 --> 00:03:46,303 CAN'T HE SEE THAT VERONICA 83 00:03:46,386 --> 00:03:49,556 HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN HIM WHATSOEVER? 84 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,766 ( laughing ) 85 00:03:50,849 --> 00:03:53,810 MAN, MY ARM ITCHES. 86 00:03:53,894 --> 00:03:54,603 STUPID MONKEY. 87 00:03:54,686 --> 00:03:57,189 GEE, IT LOOKS KIND OF RED AND PUFFY. 88 00:03:57,272 --> 00:04:00,400 Mr. Simmons: A MERE SCRATCH OR A TOUCH FROM A MONKEY 89 00:04:00,484 --> 00:04:04,154 WOULD CAUSE THE VICTIM TO CONTRACT THE DREADED DISEASE. 90 00:04:04,237 --> 00:04:05,072 ( snorts ) 91 00:04:05,155 --> 00:04:07,199 MONKEY NUCLEOSIS, YEAH, RIGHT. 92 00:04:07,282 --> 00:04:10,327 LIKE I'M REALLY GOING TO TURN INTO A MONKEY. 93 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:11,286 ( laughs ) 94 00:04:14,623 --> 00:04:15,415 ( screams ) 95 00:04:15,499 --> 00:04:20,045 GEE, MAYBE I BETTER CHECK THIS THING OUT. 96 00:04:22,756 --> 00:04:25,509 FABLED DISEASES OF OLD 97 00:04:25,592 --> 00:04:30,055 LONG SINCE DEBUNKED BY MODERN SCIENCE-- EUREKA! 98 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:34,017 MONKEY NUCLEOSIS, MONKEY NUCLEOSIS... AHA! 99 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:35,852 "SCIENTIFICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE 100 00:04:35,936 --> 00:04:38,063 "SYMPTOMS OF THIS AFFLICTION INCLUDE: 101 00:04:38,146 --> 00:04:40,524 ONE-- ITCHING AND PUFFINESS...?" 102 00:04:40,607 --> 00:04:43,110 I'VE GOT THAT! 103 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:45,445 "TWO-- SWEATY PALMS..." PHEW. 104 00:04:45,529 --> 00:04:48,532 "THREE-- LOSS OF APPETITE, FOUR-- IRRITABILITY 105 00:04:48,615 --> 00:04:51,201 AND FINALLY... EXPIRATION?!" 106 00:04:51,284 --> 00:04:55,247 WELL, AT LEAST I'VE ONLY GOT ONE OF THE SYMPTOMS. 107 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:56,415 ( gasps ) 108 00:04:56,498 --> 00:04:59,751 SWEATY PALMS-- THE SECOND SYMPTOM! 109 00:04:59,835 --> 00:05:01,420 Man: EXTRA, CITY ZOO GETS NEW MONKEY CAGES! 110 00:05:01,503 --> 00:05:04,464 Woman: HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU BIG APE! 111 00:05:04,548 --> 00:05:08,552 Man 2: I TOLD YOU NOT A SOCKET WRENCH, A MONKEY WRENCH! 112 00:05:08,635 --> 00:05:09,219 A MONKEY WRENCH! 113 00:05:09,302 --> 00:05:12,347 HELGA, WHY AREN'T YOU EATING? 114 00:05:12,431 --> 00:05:13,890 I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY APPETITE. 115 00:05:13,974 --> 00:05:15,183 NO APPETITE? 116 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:17,185 OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT. 117 00:05:17,269 --> 00:05:19,312 SHE'S A GROWING GIRL, MIRIAM. 118 00:05:19,396 --> 00:05:22,190 "LOSS OF APPETITE..." THE THIRD SYMPTOM! 119 00:05:22,274 --> 00:05:24,067 DON'T READ AT THE DINNER TABLE! 120 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:25,485 WHAT IS THIS ANYWAY? 121 00:05:25,569 --> 00:05:26,862 "MONKEY NUCLEOSIS." 122 00:05:26,945 --> 00:05:29,364 OH, YEAH, I THINK I HEARD OF THAT. 123 00:05:29,448 --> 00:05:31,033 SOME CRAZY, OLD MADE-UP DISEASE 124 00:05:31,116 --> 00:05:31,783 TURNS YOU INTO A MONKEY. 125 00:05:31,867 --> 00:05:34,077 THINK IT'S REAL, DAD? 126 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:36,747 I'M A BEEPER SALESMAN, NOT A SCIENTIST. 127 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:37,289 BIG BOB, HERE. 128 00:05:37,372 --> 00:05:38,206 ( yelling on phone ) 129 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:41,585 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE BEEPERS DON'T WORK? 130 00:05:41,668 --> 00:05:44,755 HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU SIGNED A NON-REFUNDABLE CONTRACT. 131 00:05:44,838 --> 00:05:46,465 THE INK'S DRY, THAT'S IT. 132 00:05:48,175 --> 00:05:50,093 Phoebe: IT DOES MAKE YOU THINK. 133 00:05:50,177 --> 00:05:53,972 WHAT WOULD DO IF YOU THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD A FEW DAYS TO LIVE? 134 00:05:54,056 --> 00:05:54,765 Man: RESPECTED COLLEAGUES 135 00:05:54,848 --> 00:05:57,142 PLEASE DO NOT BE SHOCKED 136 00:05:57,225 --> 00:05:59,019 BY WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE. 137 00:05:59,102 --> 00:06:00,854 SHE IS THE RESULT OF A STRANGE 138 00:06:00,937 --> 00:06:03,815 AND LONG SINCE DEBUNKED 139 00:06:03,899 --> 00:06:05,901 BUT NEVERTHELESS DEBILITATING DISEASE-- 140 00:06:05,984 --> 00:06:09,446 HALF HUMAN, HALF MONKEY. 141 00:06:09,529 --> 00:06:11,782 LOOK! 142 00:06:12,991 --> 00:06:15,494 ( all gasp ) 143 00:06:15,577 --> 00:06:17,370 GOSH! 144 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:17,788 SHE'S AN ANIMAL! 145 00:06:17,871 --> 00:06:18,955 SHE'S AN ANIMAL! 146 00:06:19,039 --> 00:06:22,167 I'M NOT AN ANIMAL! 147 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:22,793 I'M A GIRL! 148 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:25,921 NO, WAIT! 149 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:28,298 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 150 00:06:28,381 --> 00:06:30,217 YOU CAN'T SURVIVE OUT THERE! 151 00:06:32,719 --> 00:06:33,512 ( screaming ) 152 00:06:34,387 --> 00:06:35,847 ( screams ) 153 00:06:41,728 --> 00:06:42,854 ARNOLD! 154 00:06:42,938 --> 00:06:45,315 ARNOLD, WAIT! 155 00:06:45,398 --> 00:06:47,442 SORRY, I, UH... DO I KNOW YOU? 156 00:06:47,526 --> 00:06:48,819 IT'S ME, HELGA! 157 00:06:51,238 --> 00:06:52,072 THERE'S SOMETHING 158 00:06:52,155 --> 00:06:53,490 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, ARNOLD. 159 00:06:53,573 --> 00:06:55,117 I... I LOVE YOU. 160 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,159 I NEVER HAD 161 00:06:56,243 --> 00:06:57,953 THE GUTS TO TELL YOU. 162 00:06:58,036 --> 00:06:59,830 BUT YOU'RE NOT HELGA. 163 00:06:59,913 --> 00:07:01,748 YOU'RE A... A MONKEY. 164 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:03,208 A MONKEY GIRL. 165 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,584 ARNOLD... I LOVE YOU! 166 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:11,049 ( crying hysterically ) 167 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:13,176 THERE YOU ARE, MY LITTLE MONKEY. 168 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,761 WHERE YOU BEEN, EH? 169 00:07:14,845 --> 00:07:17,514 HUH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 170 00:07:17,597 --> 00:07:18,682 COME, COME. 171 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:20,142 THE PEOPLE, THEY WAITING, EH? 172 00:07:20,225 --> 00:07:23,353 DON'T WORRY, MY LITTLE MONKEY. 173 00:07:23,436 --> 00:07:26,148 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 174 00:07:28,108 --> 00:07:32,487 ( eerie organ grinder music playing ) 175 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:47,919 CAN'T SHE DO ANYTHING ELSE? 176 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:51,756 ( gasps ) 177 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,842 OH... "ITCHING, SWEATY PALMS" 178 00:07:53,925 --> 00:07:56,219 "LOSS OF APPETITE"-- YEP. 179 00:07:56,303 --> 00:07:57,429 "IRRITABILITY." 180 00:07:57,512 --> 00:08:00,473 WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE THAT YET. 181 00:08:00,557 --> 00:08:00,724 ( rings ) 182 00:08:00,807 --> 00:08:02,392 HELLO? 183 00:08:02,475 --> 00:08:03,393 IT'S ME, PHOEBE. 184 00:08:03,476 --> 00:08:05,353 DO YOU KNOW WHAT 185 00:08:06,021 --> 00:08:06,897 NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 186 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:09,608 our math assignment was! 187 00:08:09,691 --> 00:08:10,775 HEY, HELGA. 188 00:08:10,859 --> 00:08:11,318 You don't have to be 189 00:08:11,401 --> 00:08:13,236 so irritable about it. 190 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:13,987 ( gasps ) "IRRITABILITY"! 191 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:16,781 THE FOURTH SYMPTOM. 192 00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:19,075 THAT ONLY LEAVES THE FINAL STAGE. 193 00:08:19,159 --> 00:08:21,077 ( snivels ) 194 00:08:22,078 --> 00:08:23,580 "EXPIRATION." 195 00:08:23,663 --> 00:08:26,082 PHOEBE, AS MY BEST FRIEND THERE'S SOMETHING 196 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:29,211 I NEED YOU TO DO FOR ME. 197 00:08:32,923 --> 00:08:34,257 WHAT'S THE DEAL, ARNOLD? 198 00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:36,760 WHY DID PHOEBE ASK US HERE TODAY? 199 00:08:36,843 --> 00:08:37,385 I DON'T KNOW, STINKY. 200 00:08:37,469 --> 00:08:39,804 WE'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. 201 00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:42,390 Helga: DEAR, SWEET PHOEBE. 202 00:08:42,474 --> 00:08:43,767 I WANT YOU TO HAVE ALL MY BOOKS. 203 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:44,976 USE THEM WELL. 204 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:46,853 BUT, HELGA, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 205 00:08:46,937 --> 00:08:49,272 WHY ARE YOU GIVING AWAY ALL YOUR THINGS? 206 00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:51,191 DON'T ASK, JUST PROMISE ME 207 00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:52,901 YOU'LL STAY AS INNOCENT AS YOU ARE NOW. 208 00:08:52,984 --> 00:08:54,110 ARE YOU MOVING? 209 00:08:54,194 --> 00:08:55,862 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 210 00:08:55,946 --> 00:08:59,115 NO. 211 00:08:59,199 --> 00:08:59,783 NO, THAT ISN'T IT. 212 00:08:59,866 --> 00:09:02,244 BUT... THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. 213 00:09:02,327 --> 00:09:04,621 JUST TAKE MY BOOKS AND GO. 214 00:09:04,704 --> 00:09:06,456 ASK HAROLD TO COME IN NEXT. 215 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:07,958 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 216 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,668 COULD YOU RETURN THIS BOOK 217 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:10,335 TO THE LIBRARY FOR ME? 218 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:14,047 MAYBE IT'LL HELP SOME OTHER KID 219 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,424 EVEN IF IT'S... ( sniffs ) 220 00:09:16,508 --> 00:09:17,842 TOO LATE FOR ME. 221 00:09:17,926 --> 00:09:19,636 FAREWELL, FRIEND. 222 00:09:22,222 --> 00:09:25,141 "MONKEY NUCLEOSIS"? 223 00:09:25,225 --> 00:09:27,227 HMM. 224 00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:35,026 OH, ARNOLD, MY LOVE. 225 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:37,195 NOW THAT I'M PRACTICALLY EXPIRED 226 00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:40,448 NOTHING HOLDS ME FROM EXPRESSING MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET. 227 00:09:40,532 --> 00:09:43,326 THE SECRET OF WHICH I'VE SO LONG HARBORED. 228 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:47,163 THIS IS SURE IS A RIGHT KEEN PADDLE BALL. 229 00:09:47,247 --> 00:09:49,791 AND HELGA GIVE IT TO ME SPECIAL. 230 00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:53,044 I GUESS YOU'RE THE LAST ONE, ARNOLD. 231 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:57,841 AND SHE GAVE ME ALL THESE GOOFY 232 00:09:57,924 --> 00:09:59,968 TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS DRESSES. 233 00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:01,845 THE WHOLE THING IS CRAZY. 234 00:10:03,847 --> 00:10:06,224 Helga: AND SO, ARNOLD... 235 00:10:06,308 --> 00:10:07,517 NOW THAT I'M ABOUT TO... GO 236 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,936 I... GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU... 237 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:10,395 TELL ME WHAT? 238 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,397 ALL THESE PAST YEARS 239 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,189 WHILE I'VE BERATED YOU 240 00:10:13,273 --> 00:10:15,984 AND CALLED YOU NAMES LIKE 241 00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:18,695 "FOOTBALL HEAD" AND "HAIR BOY" AND... 242 00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:19,654 HELGA, WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 243 00:10:19,738 --> 00:10:23,283 MY POINT IS THAT I REALLY DON'T HATE YOU, ARNOLD. 244 00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:26,328 IN FACT, QUITE THE CONTRARY. 245 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:29,831 IN THE PIT OF MY HEART, IN THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL 246 00:10:29,914 --> 00:10:31,458 I TRULY LOVE... 247 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:32,751 Phoebe: HELGA, WAIT! 248 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:35,712 YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING ALL WRONG! 249 00:10:35,795 --> 00:10:36,921 HUH? 250 00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:38,757 YOU DON'T HAVE MONKEY NUCLEOSIS! 251 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,675 HELGA, CONTACT WITH A MONKEY 252 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:43,136 ISN'T REALLY DANGEROUS. 253 00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:45,055 THE MOST YOU COULD GET 254 00:10:45,138 --> 00:10:46,931 IS A MINOR SKIN IRRITATION. 255 00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:48,725 I'M NOT GOING TO EXPIRE? 256 00:10:48,808 --> 00:10:50,060 NO, OF COURSE NOT! 257 00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:52,604 THE WHOLE IDEA IS SIMPLY RIDICULOUS. 258 00:10:52,687 --> 00:10:53,146 Helga: THAT'S GREAT! 259 00:10:53,229 --> 00:10:55,982 I'M NOT GOING TO EXPIRE! 260 00:10:56,066 --> 00:10:56,608 YES! 261 00:10:56,691 --> 00:10:58,068 I'M GLAD EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 262 00:10:58,151 --> 00:11:01,154 BUT WHAT WERE YOU 263 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:01,529 GOING TO SAY? 264 00:11:01,613 --> 00:11:02,906 UH, NOTHING. 265 00:11:02,989 --> 00:11:04,991 I WAS, UM, I WAS DELIRIOUS. 266 00:11:05,075 --> 00:11:06,409 WHAT WOULD I WANT TO SAY 267 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:06,951 TO A FOOTBALL HEAD 268 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:09,913 LIKE YOU? 269 00:11:09,996 --> 00:11:11,289 UH... WAIT A SEC. 270 00:11:12,499 --> 00:11:13,875 YEAH? 271 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:15,001 UM, I JUST, WELL 272 00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:16,961 I, I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT... 273 00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:19,506 WELL... 274 00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:20,423 I THINK YOU'RE... OKAY. 275 00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:22,425 I MEAN, YOU'RE AN OKAY GUY 276 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:26,763 AND I JUST THINK YOU'RE... OKAY. 277 00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:33,103 THANKS, HELGA. 278 00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:34,729 YOU'RE OKAY, TOO. 279 00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:40,485 HE THINKS I'M OKAY! 280 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:42,404 AND HE TOUCHED ME! 281 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:46,241 AND I'M NOT A MONKEY! 282 00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:52,372 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 283 00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:55,625 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 284 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,544 WE COULD GO TO THE RIVER AND THROW ROCKS. 285 00:11:57,627 --> 00:12:00,463 PHOEBE, HOLD MY WORMS FOR A SEC. 286 00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:01,589 WELL, WELL, WELL. 287 00:12:01,673 --> 00:12:03,049 IF IT ISN'T FOOTBALL HEAD 288 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,259 AND TALL HAIR BOY. 289 00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:05,218 HEY, HELGA. 290 00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:07,720 WHY THE FISHING GEAR? 291 00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:08,555 WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND? 292 00:12:08,638 --> 00:12:09,180 THERE'S A CONTEST SATURDAY. 293 00:12:09,264 --> 00:12:11,474 READ THE SIGN. DOY. 294 00:12:11,558 --> 00:12:12,642 "FISHING CONTEST." 295 00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:14,602 "CELEBRATING THE CLEAN- UP OF CITY LAKE." 296 00:12:14,686 --> 00:12:17,856 DO YOU REALLY THINK FISH CAN SURVIVE IN CITY LAKE? 297 00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:19,691 YOU BET. 298 00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:21,276 I'LL CATCH THE BIGGEST ONE. 299 00:12:21,359 --> 00:12:23,987 WHAT? YOU MEAN BIG CAESAR? 300 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:24,696 NO, I DON'T MEAN BIG CAESAR. 301 00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:28,158 HE'S ONLY A MYTH, AN URBAN LEGEND. 302 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:30,118 OOH, I LOVE URBAN LEGENDS. 303 00:12:30,201 --> 00:12:30,702 THE LEGEND 304 00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:31,828 OF BIG CAESAR IS AS OLD 305 00:12:31,911 --> 00:12:35,999 AS THE ROTTING TIRES AT THE BOTTOM OF CITY LAKE. 306 00:12:36,082 --> 00:12:38,793 AND OUR GERALD IS THE KEEPER OF THE TALE. 307 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:39,919 TAKE IT, GERALD. 308 00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:42,380 IN THE BEGINNING 309 00:12:42,464 --> 00:12:43,756 WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH 310 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:44,466 WHEN THE VERY GROUND WE STAND UPON 311 00:12:44,549 --> 00:12:47,218 WAS A VAST PRIMORDIAL SEA... 312 00:12:47,302 --> 00:12:48,052 ( gurgling ) 313 00:12:48,136 --> 00:12:50,680 THERE SWAM ONE MIGHTIEST OF FISH. 314 00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,515 MANY PEOPLE CALLED HIM BY MANY NAMES. 315 00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:55,768 BUT THE ANCIENT ROMANS CALLED HIM 316 00:12:55,852 --> 00:12:57,729 "BIG CAESAR." 317 00:12:58,354 --> 00:13:00,064 LIKE ROMANS AND DINOSAURS 318 00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:02,275 OCCUPY THE SAME TIME PERIOD. 319 00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:06,070 AS THE HUGE TECTONIC PLATES OF THE CONTINENTS COLLIDED... 320 00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:07,030 ( exploding ) 321 00:13:07,113 --> 00:13:08,615 AND NEW-FOUNDED MOUNTAINS 322 00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,200 REARED UP TO THE CLOUDS 323 00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:13,286 THE PRIMORDIAL SEA BEGAN TO SHRINK. 324 00:13:13,369 --> 00:13:16,331 AND THE WATERY HABITAT UNTO WHICH WAS BIG CAESAR'S 325 00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:17,457 SHRANK AS WELL. 326 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,083 HE CAME TO BE TRAPPED 327 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,419 IN WHAT IS NOW OUR OWN CITY LAKE 328 00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:24,172 SURROUNDED BY THE HIDEOUS WORKS OF MAN 329 00:13:24,255 --> 00:13:27,800 WHERE UNTO THIS VERY DAY, HE SLUMBERS, BIDING HIS TIME 330 00:13:27,884 --> 00:13:31,387 WAITING FOR ANOTHER CONTINENTAL SHIFT THAT WILL ALLOW HIM 331 00:13:31,471 --> 00:13:32,972 TO SWIM FREE ONCE AGAIN. 332 00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:33,264 THE END. 333 00:13:33,348 --> 00:13:35,850 POPPYCOCK. 334 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,394 I'VE HEARD SOME TALL TALES OUT OF YOU 335 00:13:38,478 --> 00:13:40,396 BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE. 336 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,940 IT COULD HAPPEN, HELGA 337 00:13:42,023 --> 00:13:43,274 A PREHISTORIC FISH IN CITY LAKE. 338 00:13:43,358 --> 00:13:44,067 YEAH, RIGHT. 339 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,069 THAT'S RIGHT. 340 00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:47,028 AND WE'LL CATCH HIM! 341 00:13:48,488 --> 00:13:50,073 IN YOUR DREAMS, LOSERS. 342 00:13:50,156 --> 00:13:50,823 COME ON, PHOEBE. 343 00:13:50,907 --> 00:13:54,160 WE'VE GOT SOME REAL FISH TO CATCH. 344 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,955 Grandpa: WHAT YOU WORKING ON, SHORT MAN? 345 00:13:57,038 --> 00:13:57,914 MOUSETRAP? 346 00:13:57,997 --> 00:13:59,165 NUCLEAR SUBMARINE? 347 00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:01,960 NO, GRANDPA, IT'S A FISHING POLE. 348 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:04,087 WE'RE GOING TO CATCH BIG CAESAR. 349 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,756 BIG CAESAR?! YOU'RE GOING AFTER BIG CAESAR? 350 00:14:06,839 --> 00:14:09,717 YOU'LL NEED SOMETHING MORE STURDY THAN THAT. 351 00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:10,468 ( crashing ) 352 00:14:10,552 --> 00:14:11,427 COME ON, BOYS. 353 00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:12,595 TIME I SHOWED YOU 354 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:13,221 THE FISHING ROOM. 355 00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:14,264 FISHING ROOM? 356 00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:17,267 YOU HAVE A FISHING ROOM? 357 00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:21,563 HERE. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 358 00:14:21,646 --> 00:14:23,523 GRANDPA, HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME 359 00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:25,149 ABOUT THIS ROOM BEFORE? 360 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:25,608 YOU WEREN'T READY. 361 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:27,443 THERE COMES A TIME 362 00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:29,195 IN EVERY YOUNGSTER'S LIFE 363 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:32,115 WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO TAKE ON BIG CAESAR. 364 00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:33,825 AND YOU BOYS... AREN'T READY 365 00:14:33,908 --> 00:14:36,119 BUT I'M TIRED OF WAITING. 366 00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:38,955 SAW HIM MYSELF ONCE. 367 00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:40,540 I WAS OUT ON THE MURKIEST CORNER OF CITY LAKE 368 00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:41,791 ON A FOGGY DAWN IN OCTOBER... 369 00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:45,795 I'D BEEN TROLLING FOR CARP AND BIG-MOUTH BASS 370 00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:47,755 SINCE MIDNIGHT, BUT NO LUCK. 371 00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:48,798 THOUGHT ABOUT TURNING IN 372 00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:52,802 AND THEN DECIDED TO PUT ON THE BIG LURE 373 00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:54,345 THE MACGREGOR TWIN SPOON. 374 00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:56,598 ( reel buzzing ) 375 00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:58,850 NO SOONER HAD I CAST IT OUT... 376 00:14:58,933 --> 00:14:59,934 ( gasps ) 377 00:15:00,018 --> 00:15:01,227 I GOT A BITE 378 00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:04,606 FELT LIKE TO PULL MY ARMS OUT OF MY SOCKETS! 379 00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:06,399 ALL 900 FEET OF MY 12 POUND TEST 380 00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,651 UNSPOOLED SO FAST 381 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:10,486 THE WHEEL ABOUT CAUGHT ON FIRE. 382 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:14,490 I PULLED UP FAST AND HUNG ON. 383 00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:17,410 SOMETHING DRAGGED ME BACK AND FORTH ACROSS THE LAKE. 384 00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:18,453 FINALLY, HE BREACHED. 385 00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:21,122 AND I GOT A LOOK AT HIM 386 00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:22,457 TWO FATHOMS LONG! 387 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:25,668 THE MIGHTIEST OF FISH! 388 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:26,919 SCALES LIKE ARMOR! 389 00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:28,212 ( Caesar growling ) 390 00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:30,590 GLEAMING BLACK SPIKES ALONG HIS BACK! 391 00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:33,426 EYES LIKE FIERY EMBERS! 392 00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:34,385 HE SNAPPED THE LINE AND SPAT 393 00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:37,472 THE MACGREGOR TWIN SPOON BACK IN THE BOAT. 394 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:39,182 I TRIED TO GAFF HIM 395 00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:41,059 BUT IT SNAPPED RIGHT OFF 396 00:15:41,142 --> 00:15:42,518 UNDER HIS LEFT FIN... 397 00:15:42,602 --> 00:15:45,688 AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN... 398 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:47,774 LEAST AS FAR AS I KNOW. 399 00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:48,816 WOW! 400 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,442 I'LL PUT 20 POUND TEST 401 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,986 ON YOUR REEL THIS TIME. 402 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:52,528 SEE IF THAT WORKS. 403 00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:55,073 TIME'S A-WASTING, BOYS! 404 00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:57,700 I GOT TO TEACH YOU TO CAST! 405 00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,913 ( reel buzzing ) 406 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,041 ( splashing ) 407 00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:09,003 ( reel creaking ) 408 00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,509 ( reel buzzing ) 409 00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:25,395 ( people talking ) 410 00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:27,605 Gerald: SOLD OUT?! 411 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,649 WE SHOULD HAVE COME EARLIER. 412 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:30,483 HEY, GERALD? 413 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:33,403 NO WAY, ARNOLD! 414 00:16:33,486 --> 00:16:36,531 THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE FISHING IN A SWAN BOAT! 415 00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:40,118 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FISHING IN A SWAN BOAT! 416 00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:41,661 DON'T WORRY, IT'S STILL FOGGY. 417 00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:44,163 MAYBE NO ONE WILL SEE US. 418 00:16:44,247 --> 00:16:44,914 HEY, ARNOLD. 419 00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:45,873 NICE BOAT. 420 00:16:45,957 --> 00:16:47,500 GOING AFTER BIG CAESAR? 421 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,501 YUP. 422 00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:49,585 SEE YOU AROUND. 423 00:16:49,669 --> 00:16:51,587 PHOEBE AND I ARE GOING AFTER 424 00:16:51,671 --> 00:16:53,423 FISH THAT ACTUALLY EXIST. 425 00:16:53,506 --> 00:16:54,590 BAIT ME, PHOEBE. 426 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:56,509 Arnold: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE 427 00:16:56,592 --> 00:16:58,428 BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SEES US. 428 00:16:58,511 --> 00:17:00,930 HEY, AR-NOLD! 429 00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:04,600 NO REAL FISH WOULD EVER COME NEAR THAT STUPID DUCK BOAT! 430 00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:05,768 YOU AREN'T EXACTLY 431 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:07,979 PULLING THEM IN YOURSELF, BIG BOY. 432 00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:10,565 OH, WE'RE GETTING A BIG ONE, ALL RIGHT! 433 00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:11,524 STINKY SAW IT IN A VISION. 434 00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:13,735 I SAW IT IN A DREAM. 435 00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:16,070 THERE WE WERE, WINNING THE PRIZE. 436 00:17:16,154 --> 00:17:17,405 HE'S PSYCHO. 437 00:17:17,488 --> 00:17:18,823 DON'T YOU MEAN PSYCHIC? 438 00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:22,076 SHH. I NEED COMPLETE SILENCE. 439 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,661 I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE. 440 00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:26,581 ARNOLD, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 441 00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:27,540 YEAH, WE GOT 442 00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:29,333 BIGGER FISH TO FRY. 443 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,919 GOOD LUCK CATCHING BIG CAESAR. 444 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:34,172 YOU'LL SEE. 445 00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:39,093 ( birds calling ) 446 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:47,143 WELL, HERE GOES. 447 00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:48,895 ( reel buzzing ) 448 00:17:48,978 --> 00:17:49,479 ( splashing ) 449 00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:52,231 ( reel buzzing ) 450 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,609 HEY, ARNOLD, YOU THINK 451 00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:57,320 YOUR GRANDPA REALLY EVER SAW BIG CAESAR? 452 00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:58,321 I DON'T KNOW. 453 00:17:58,404 --> 00:17:59,447 HE HAS BEEN KNOWN 454 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:00,281 TO STRETCH THE TRUTH. 455 00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:02,658 AND THEN, HE OPENED UP HIS MIGHTY JOWLS 456 00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:04,285 AND SWALLOWED ME WHOLE. 457 00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:09,499 ( squawking like a parrot ) MAKING IT UP, MAKING IT UP! 458 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:10,833 WILL YOU STOP THAT? 459 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,293 I'M NOT MAKING IT UP! 460 00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:14,212 WELL, MAYBE I AM MAKING IT UP. 461 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,881 I'M 80 YEARS OLD, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 462 00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:18,257 I COULD HAVE MADE UP 463 00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:19,550 THE WHOLE THING. 464 00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,386 IN FACT, MAYBE IT WASN'T ME AT ALL. 465 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,264 BUT HOW COME I HAVE ALL THIS FISHING GEAR? 466 00:18:25,348 --> 00:18:27,558 WHAT ABOUT THIS ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE? 467 00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:29,811 SIR, THIS IS A PHOTO 468 00:18:29,894 --> 00:18:30,686 OF HEDY LAMARR. 469 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,648 EXACTLY. LET ME SEE THAT. 470 00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:35,733 NO, REALLY, ARNOLD. 471 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:37,652 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE EXISTS? 472 00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:40,279 GERALD, BIG CAESAR IS OUT HERE SOMEWHERE. 473 00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:41,155 I KNOW IT. I BELIEVE IT. 474 00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:43,533 THERE'S THREE THINGS I BELIEVE FOR SURE. 475 00:18:43,616 --> 00:18:46,077 ONE, I'M GETTING HUNGRY. 476 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,538 TWO, OUR POLES ARE DOING NOTHING. 477 00:18:48,621 --> 00:18:49,121 AND THREE 478 00:18:49,205 --> 00:18:51,290 MY BUTT'S FALLING ASLEEP. 479 00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:52,708 HEY, I GOT SOMETHING! 480 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:54,877 ( cranking ) 481 00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:56,879 YOU'VE ALMOST GOT HIM. 482 00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,218 BIG CAESAR! 483 00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:10,476 MAN, HE WAS AWFULLY STRONG FOR SUCH A LITTLE GUY. 484 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,311 YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY THIS 485 00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,105 MAYBE HELGA WAS RIGHT. 486 00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:16,440 MAYBE THERE IS NO BIG CAESAR. 487 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:20,486 ( buzzing ) 488 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:22,864 ( both groaning ) 489 00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:23,906 ( grunting ) 490 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:24,824 WHAT WAS THAT? 491 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:25,825 I DON'T KNOW. 492 00:19:30,288 --> 00:19:31,497 ( splashing ) 493 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,458 WE NEED A BIGGER SWAN. 494 00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:44,802 ( rod snapping ) 495 00:19:44,886 --> 00:19:46,262 ( reel cracking ) 496 00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:47,471 ( grunts ) 497 00:19:51,851 --> 00:19:52,852 ( screaming ) 498 00:19:57,648 --> 00:19:58,357 HOLD ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 499 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,903 TIE THIS TO THE REEL. 500 00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:09,869 NOW, IF WE PEDAL BACKWARDS, WE'LL REEL HIM IN. 501 00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:23,507 ( splashing ) 502 00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:42,109 WE REALLY CAUGHT BIG CAESAR! 503 00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:44,704 WE REALLY GOT HIM! 504 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:44,704 WE REALLY CAUGHT BIG CAESAR! 505 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:44,987 WE REALLY GOT HIM! 506 00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,447 NOW WE JUST GOT TO GET HIM HOME. 507 00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:01,837 BOY, I WISH I HAD MY CAMERA. 508 00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:04,840 NAH, THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR PICTURES. 509 00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:06,342 HOW'S BIG "C" DOING? 510 00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:10,930 GERALD? 511 00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:11,472 WHAT? 512 00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:11,889 LOOK AT HIM. 513 00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:13,474 WHAT? I SEE HIM. 514 00:21:13,557 --> 00:21:14,392 BIG CAESAR. 515 00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:15,142 NO, GERALD. 516 00:21:15,226 --> 00:21:17,311 REALLY. LOOK AT HIM. 517 00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,064 WHOA, NO! 518 00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:21,607 YOU'RE NOT THINKING 519 00:21:21,691 --> 00:21:23,067 ABOUT LETTING HIM GO! 520 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,694 ARNOLD, ARE YOU CRAZY? 521 00:21:24,777 --> 00:21:25,945 THIS IS HISTORY! 522 00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:26,654 WE CAUGHT BIG CAESAR! 523 00:21:26,737 --> 00:21:28,614 LOOK AT HIM. 524 00:21:28,698 --> 00:21:30,825 HE'S ONE OF OUR URBAN LEGENDS. 525 00:21:30,908 --> 00:21:32,284 DON'T YOU WANT TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS? 526 00:21:34,912 --> 00:21:35,746 AW, MAN! 527 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,872 LET'S JUST DO IT QUICK 528 00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:39,959 BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND. 529 00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:46,007 WAIT. 530 00:21:56,475 --> 00:21:57,935 ( crowd applauding, cheering ) 531 00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,812 THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 532 00:21:59,895 --> 00:22:02,440 IT'S THE ONE I SAW 533 00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:02,940 IN THE DREAM. 534 00:22:03,024 --> 00:22:04,775 YEAH, STINKY'S PSYCHO! 535 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,736 STINKY'S A MORON. 536 00:22:06,819 --> 00:22:08,070 IT WAS DUMB LUCK. 537 00:22:08,154 --> 00:22:09,739 HEY, LOOK! 538 00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:11,115 Helga: WELL, WELL, WELL. 539 00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:12,825 IF IT ISN'T THE SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN. 540 00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:15,286 SO, WHERE'S BIG CAESAR? 541 00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:17,705 ANY LUCK OUT THERE, SHORT MAN? 542 00:22:17,788 --> 00:22:18,831 YEAH. WE HOOKED HIM, GRANDPA. 543 00:22:18,914 --> 00:22:21,417 AND THEN WE LET HIM GO. 544 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,586 OH, I FIXED YOUR GAFF. HERE. 545 00:22:23,669 --> 00:22:25,671 NICE GOING, SHORT MAN. 546 00:22:25,755 --> 00:22:26,589 SEE? 547 00:22:26,672 --> 00:22:27,131 AND YOU THOUGHT 548 00:22:27,214 --> 00:22:29,467 I WAS MAKING IT ALL UP! 549 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:32,178 I TOLD YOU I'M STILL SHARP AS A TACK. 550 00:22:32,261 --> 00:22:33,095 ( squawks ) 551 00:22:33,179 --> 00:22:35,181 MAKING IT UP, MAKING IT UP! 552 00:22:35,264 --> 00:22:36,974 AND THAT BIRD ISN'T REAL! 553 00:22:38,184 --> 00:22:39,727 ( bird screeching ) 554 00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,395 Grandpa: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? 555 00:22:41,479 --> 00:22:42,897 Grandma: I'M CAPTAIN AHAB 556 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,732 SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN SEAS. 557 00:22:44,815 --> 00:22:47,318 Grandpa: WHY DIDN'T I MARRY HEDY LAMARR 558 00:22:47,401 --> 00:22:48,444 WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE? 559 00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:50,571 Grandpa: MAKE THAT BIRD SHUT UP! 560 00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:52,615 IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT. 561 00:22:52,698 --> 00:22:53,616 ( squawking ) 562 00:22:53,699 --> 00:22:54,492 Grandma: WHY DO YOU INSIST 563 00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:57,953 ON PICKING ON A BIRD, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE? 564 00:22:58,037 --> 00:23:00,623 Grandpa: IF I WANT TO SEE A VENTRILOQUIST 565 00:23:00,706 --> 00:23:02,708 I'LL GO DOWN TO THE NIGHTCLUB! 566 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:03,375 Grandma: I KNOW WHY 567 00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:05,795 YOU DIDN'T MARRY HEDY LAMARR. 568 00:23:05,878 --> 00:23:07,296 SHE WASN'T AVAILABLE. 569 00:23:07,379 --> 00:23:08,881 Grandpa: DON'T BRING HER 570 00:23:08,964 --> 00:23:09,673 INTO THIS! 571 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:11,717 Grandma: AND NOT AS CUTE AS I WAS... 572 00:23:11,801 --> 00:23:12,760 AND STILL AM. 573 00:23:12,843 --> 00:23:14,887 Grandpa: YOU GOT ME 574 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:16,055 ALL DISCOMBOBULATED HERE! 575 00:23:16,138 --> 00:23:18,891 I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU... 576 00:23:18,974 --> 00:23:20,768 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 577 00:23:20,851 --> 00:23:24,230 and NICKELODEON 38484

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