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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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Arnold:
OKAY, WE'VE GOT TO GET
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THIS NEWSPAPER
OUT BY TOMORROW.
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FRONT PAGE?
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I'VE ALMOST FINISHED
MY INVESTIGATIVE PIECE
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ON THE HALL WATER FOUNTAINS.
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SOME HARDLY GIVE YOU
ANY WATER.
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OTHERS SQUIRT
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
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ALL RIGHT, STINKY,
GIVE IT A TRY.
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( yells )
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THANKS.
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GOOD WORK.
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SOUNDS LIKE AN EXPOSE.
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STOP THE PRESSES!
MY STORY WILL ROCK P.S. 118
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AT ITS VERY FOUNDATION.
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HERE, YOU ODD-HEADED EDITOR.
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DON'T CHANGE A WORD.
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DID YOU CHECK YOUR SOURCES?
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OF COURSE I CHECKED MY SOURCES,
LIKE, FOUR TIMES.
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REMEMBER
THE WEEKLY WORD'S MOTTO:
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"ALL THE FACTS
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ALL THE TIME."
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ISN'T THERE ROOM FOR REPORTING
WHAT'S BEYOND THE TRUTH?
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PRINCIPAL WARTZ GOT PRETTY MAD
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WHEN YOU SAID HIS BEST FRIEND
WAS A SQUIRREL.
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I HAVE PICTURES
TO PROVE IT.
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LET'S PUT THIS PAPER TO BED,
FOLKS.
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WE'RE ON A
DEADLINE.
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( copier humming )
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HOT OFF THE PRESS!
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THE WEEKLY WORD.
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BLASTED FREEDOM OF THE PRESS.
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CAN YOU
EXPLAIN THIS?
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"LEFTOVER LUNCHES USED
OVER AND OVER."
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"LUNCH LADIES FEED US
LEFTOVER FOOD."
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HELGA SAID SHE CHECKED
HER SOURCES.
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HEY, I DID CHECK THEM.
LOOK...
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FOR SEVERAL DAYS
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I ASKED THE LUNCH LADY
WHAT WAS FOR LUNCH.
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AND EVERY TIME SHE SAID,
"SAME OLD THING."
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HELGA!
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I DON'T LIKE THIS PAPER SULLYING
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THE GOOD NAME OF OUR CAFETERIA.
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CLEAN UP THIS SCANDAL SHEET
AND DECIDE
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WHAT KIND OF NEWSPAPER
YOU'RE PUTTING OUT:
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TRUTH OR FICTION.
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Helga:
EVERY SINGLE WORD WAS TRUE.
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DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
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IT DIDN'T LIVE UP
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TO THIS PAPER'S
HIGH STANDARDS.
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HIGH STANDARDS?
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KIDS DON'T CARE
ABOUT HIGH STANDARDS.
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THEY WANT TO READ
GOOD, JUICY STORIES
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THEY CAN SINK
THEIR TEETH INTO.
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BUT WHAT YOU WROTE
ISN'T ACCURATE.
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YOU CAN'T STRETCH THE TRUTH
WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT.
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OUR PAPER
REPORTS FACTS.
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FACTS, SCHMACTS!
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YOU'RE JEALOUS
BECAUSE MY STORIES
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GRAB PEOPLE
MORE THAN YOUR STORIES.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD PART WAYS.
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THERE'S ROOM IN THIS SCHOOL
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FOR ANOTHER NEWSPAPER.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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I THINK YOUR PANSY PUBLICATION
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COULD USE SOME COMPETITION.
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I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
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PEOPLE WILL LINE UP
TO READ WHAT I WRITE.
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS!
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( school bell rings )
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THIS NEWSPAPER WILL REDEFINE
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WHAT JOURNALISM IS ALL ABOUT.
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WE'LL BLOW THE COMPETITION
OUT OF THE WATER!
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STAFF?
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LISTENING.
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YOU PROVIDE PICTURES--
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I'LL PROVIDE STORIES.
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YOU GOT IT, BOSS.
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START TYPING THE OBITUARY
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FOR A CERTAIN FOOTBALL HEAD
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AND HIS SO-CALLED NEWSPAPER!
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( laughing evilly )
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YOU KNOW,
ARNOLD
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THIS IS
A GREAT ISSUE.
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"NEW BIKE RACK VERY POPULAR"
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EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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"ARNOLD IN LOVE WITH A TREE!"
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READ ALL ABOUT IT
IN THE PATAKI PRESS.
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ONLY FIVE CENTS.
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SHE'S CHARGING
FIVE CENTS?
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EXTRA, EXTRA! HOT OFF THE PRESS!
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"FOOTBALL HEAD
LOVES AN ELM TREE!"
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READ ALL
ABOUT IT!
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I DO NOT LOVE AN ELM TREE.
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WHAT'S HELGA TALKING ABOUT?
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Kids:
I WANT ONE! HEY, I WANT IT!
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HELGA MADE THAT ALL UP
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AND PASTED PICTURES TOGETHER
TO LOOK REAL.
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CALM DOWN,
EVERYONE KNOWS
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IT'S A DUMB,
MADE-UP STORY.
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IT'S NOT WORTH GETTING
UPSET ABOUT.
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WHAT?!
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"GERALD PLAYS WITH
LITTLE SISTER'S DOLLS!"
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IT'S NOT TRUE!
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CALM DOWN, IT'S NOT WORTH
GETTING UPSET ABOUT.
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( girls giggling )
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ALL RIGHT,
ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!
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WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
HELGA AND HER BOGUS STORIES.
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I GOT TO GET SID ON THE LINE.
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( phone rings )
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( yawns )
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GOTCHA.
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WE'LL BEAT HELGA'S BOGUS STORIES
WITH THE TRUTH.
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THIS WILL BE
OUR BEST ISSUE YET.
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NO MADE-UP STORIES,
LIKE IN THE PATAKI PRESS.
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PHEEBS, THIS IS
WHAT JOURNALISM IS ALL ABOUT--
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DIGGING AND SNOOPING
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FOR WHAT THE COMPETITION'S
COOKED UP.
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ISN'T THAT
UNETHICAL?
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WHO HAS TIME
FOR ETHICS?
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WE'VE GOT A PAPER
TO PUT OUT.
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WHAT'S THEIR BIG STORY?
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"NEW PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT
A HUGE SUCCESS." HMM...
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Helga:
EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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THE NEW JUNGLE GYM
IS UNSAFE AND RUSTY!
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READ THE PATAKI PRESS
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ONLY FIVE CENTS!
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THAT'S OUR STORY!
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HOW DID SHE...
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EXTRA, EXTRA! HOT OFF THE PRESS!
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"ARNOLD DOESN'T BATHE ANYMORE!"
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READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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IT'S NOT TRUE.
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HELGA WILL SAY ANYTHING
TO SELL A PAPER.
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( sniffing )
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IT'S NOT TRUE,
STINKY!
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BUT IT MUST BE,
ON ACCOUNT OF
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WE HAD TO PAY A NICKEL
TO READ ABOUT IT.
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( bell rings )
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DON'T WORRY.
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WE'LL GET
OUR REVENGE.
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COME ON! I GOT
SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
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GERALD,
WHY ARE WE HERE?
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TRUST ME.
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WHO WAS THAT?
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THAT WAS SID. LOOK.
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WOW! SID TOOK THESE?
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YUP, AND HE DID IT
WITH A THROW-AWAY CAMERA.
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ARE YOU THINKING
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WHAT I'M THINKING?
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YEAH, SID'S GETTING TO BE
A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER.
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NO! WE CAN GET HELGA
WITH THESE PICTURES.
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TELL HER
IF SHE DOESN'T
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STOP PUBLISHING
THESE BOGUS STORIES
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THAT AREN'T TRUE
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WE'LL PRINT
THESE REAL PICTURES
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IN OUR PAPER.
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BUT THAT'S... BLACKMAIL.
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EXACTLY!
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I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
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I WON'T STOOP DOWN
TO HER LEVEL.
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Man:
IF WE KNOCK THIS WALL DOWN--
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BOOM! THEN THIS ONE
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BOO-OOM!
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THEN THE REAL
WRECKING WORK CAN START.
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( laughs )
BOOM, BOOM! SMASH!
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PHOEBE, I'VE GOT
THE BIGGEST NEWSPAPER SCOOP
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EVER TO HIT P.S. 118.
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THE SCHOOL'S GOING TO BE
CLOSED DOWN, THEN TORN DOWN.
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( gasps )
WHAT? NO!
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THEN THEY'RE GOING TO BUILD
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A HUGE AMUSEMENT PARK HERE
ON THIS VERY SPOT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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BELIEVE IT!
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I HAVE MANY DOCUMENTS
TO PROVE THAT IT'S TRUE.
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AN AMUSEMENT PARK
INSTEAD OF A SCHOOL?
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BUT WHY?!
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Helga:
WHO CARES?
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THIS WILL SINK ARNOLD
AND HIS RAG
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ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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COME ON, PHOEBE,
WE HAVE WORK TO DO.
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SO DO WE, GERALD.
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COME ON,
LET'S GO SEE WARTZ.
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SOUNDS GOOD.
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I'LL TALK
TO THE SUPERINTENDENT.
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I'LL GET
BACK TO YOU.
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I'LL BE WAITING,
MY BROTHER.
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YOU GOT MY NUMBER.
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING, BRO?
( laughs )
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PRINCIPAL WARTZ,
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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IS P.S. 118
GOING TO BE KNOCKED DOWN?
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WELL, THE DEMOLITION FELLOW
IS GOING TO DO
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SOME, UH, WORK
ON THE SCHOOL.
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OH, I'M LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT.
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HOW'S THIS? THE LIBRARY IS TO BE
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LEVELED
AND REPLACED BY A FERRIS WHEEL.
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S TRUE?
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THERE'S ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
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COME ON!
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( brakes squealing )
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KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING,
OKAY, PAL?
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HERE'S HIS HOUSE.
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IT'S OUR LAST HOPE
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TO GET THIS STORY STRAIGHT.
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( doorbell rings )
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I ALREADY BOUGHT COOKIES
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FROM THOSE OTHER GIRL SCOUTS.
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WE'RE FROM THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
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IS THE SCHOOL
GOING TO BE TORN DOWN?
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OH, YES, WALLS ARE GOING DOWN.
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AN AMUSEMENT PARK
WILL REPLACE IT?
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( laughs )
WHO THE HECK TOLD YOU THAT?
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SOUNDS LIKE A CHILDHOOD DREAM
TO ME.
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NO ONE'S BUILDING
ANY AMUSEMENT PARK.
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BUT "WALLS ARE GOING DOWN"?
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BECAUSE WE'RE ADDING
TO THE SCHOOL
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BUILDING MORE
CLASSROOMS.
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REALLY?
CAN WE QUOTE YOU?
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ARE YOU THAT NICKEL PAPER?
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NO, WE'RE THE OTHER ONE,
THE HONEST ONE.
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OH, THAT ONE.
SURE, WHAT THE HEY.
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THERE'S NO TIME
TO LOSE.
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LET'S GO
TO PRESS.
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AH, WE DID IT,
ARNOLD.
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WE'RE GOING TO
SCOOP HELGA
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WITH THE REAL STORY.
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( school bell rings )
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( kids clamoring )
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Helga:
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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SCHOOL'S BEING TORN DOWN
FOR A NEW AMUSEMENT PARK.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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CAN'T YOU COMPREHEND?
247
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YOU HAVE GRAVEL
IN YOUR HEADS?
248
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OUR SCHOOL'S GOING DOWN
249
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AND AN AMUSEMENT PARK
IS GOING UP!
250
00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:13,690
THAT'S NOT WHAT
THIS PAPER SAYS.
251
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GIVE ME THAT PAPER!
252
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WARTZ SAYS I'M A LIAR?
253
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YOU BELIEVE THIS TRASH?
254
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All:
YES, YEAH, SURE.
255
00:10:21,948 --> 00:10:21,948
YES!
256
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I DO!
257
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YEAH!
258
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YEAH!
259
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YEAH!
260
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( all agreeing )
261
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,040
NOBODY BELIEVES ANYTHING
IN YOUR PAPER.
262
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WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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EXTRA, EXTRA,
PRICE REDUCED!
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ONLY TWO CENTS NOW.
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"RHONDA HAS WEBBED FEET!"
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EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
268
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NO MORE LIES, HELGA!
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NO MORE LIES!
270
00:10:44,387 --> 00:10:47,557
Kids:
NO MORE LIES! NO MORE LIES!
271
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WHY IS EVERYONE SO UPSET?
272
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ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS PUBLISH
GOOD, JUICY STORIES
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THAT DELVED
DEEPER THAN THE TRUTH.
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YOU PUSHED THE TRUTH TOO FAR.
275
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OH, PHOOEY!
276
00:10:58,651 --> 00:11:02,113
Kids:
NO MORE LIES! NO MORE LIES!
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EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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THE WEEKLY WORD--
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THE TRUTH ABOUT
WHAT'S HAPPENING AT P.S. 118!
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00:11:11,831 --> 00:11:14,125
( typewriter keys clicking )
281
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WELL, THIS WILL BE ANOTHER
GREAT ISSUE OF THE WEEKLY WORD.
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ALL WE'RE MISSING IS...
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YOUR WEATHER REPORT,
FOOTBALL HEAD.
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TODAY: SUNNY AND 70 DEGREES.
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TOMORROW: CLOUDY
WITH INCREASING WINDS.
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AND THEN... A METEOR
WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN
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CASTING THE EARTH
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INTO ETERNAL NIGHT!
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HEAVY SLEET AND HAIL
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WILL POUR DOWN
291
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AND ALL WILL
BE DOOMED.
292
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HELGA.
293
00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:40,735
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO JUICE IT UP.
294
00:11:40,819 --> 00:11:42,779
FACTS, HELGA, FACTS.
295
00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:44,489
OKAY, LET'S GET CRACKING.
296
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:45,949
WE'RE ON A DEADLINE.
297
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,292
( hitting fence )
298
00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:59,462
Woman:
WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
299
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,923
GET THAT STICK
AWAY FROM MY FENCE!
300
00:12:02,006 --> 00:12:03,550
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
301
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:04,342
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
302
00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:07,762
YOU'RE JUST
A MEAN OLD LADY...
303
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:09,222
WHO LIVES ALONE...
304
00:12:09,305 --> 00:12:10,807
HEY!
305
00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:13,101
YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS,
YOUNG MAN.
306
00:12:13,184 --> 00:12:16,354
YOU MEAN OLD LADY!
307
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,818
WHAT'RE YOU PLAYING?
308
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:24,737
YOUR LITTLE WUSSY
KICKBALL GAME?
309
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:25,780
( jeering )
310
00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:32,162
I WOULDN'T PLAY IF YOU ASKED ME.
311
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MAYBE WE SHOULD
ASK HAROLD
312
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TO PLAY KICKBALL.
313
00:12:35,415 --> 00:12:36,541
ARE YOU KIDDING?
314
00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:39,169
HAROLD'S THE
MEANEST BULLY AROUND.
315
00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,128
YEAH.
316
00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:42,547
I MEAN,
HE'S A SLOB.
317
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,798
YEAH,
AND A BULLY.
318
00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:45,550
IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION.
319
00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,177
( chattering )
320
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:50,263
HEY, HOW COME
321
00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:51,306
THEY DIDN'T ASK ME TO PLAY?
322
00:12:51,389 --> 00:12:53,516
I WOULD HAVE PLAYED.
323
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,852
BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS
GOT TO BE MEAN.
324
00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:58,771
WHY DO I ALWAYS
GOT TO BE SO MEAN?
325
00:12:58,855 --> 00:13:00,398
WHY, WHY, WHY?
326
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:03,568
OW, I HURT MY HEAD!
327
00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:08,198
SO WHAT IF I'M ALONE?
328
00:13:08,281 --> 00:13:09,449
I DON'T NEED NOBODY
TO PLAY WITH.
329
00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:12,619
I'LL JUST THROW THESE ROCKS
330
00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:15,079
AT THAT TRASH CAN.
331
00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:17,248
OH, YEAH!
332
00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:18,333
THIS WILL BE GREAT!
333
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:21,002
( animal whimpers )
334
00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:23,963
THERE'S AN ANIMAL
BEHIND THAT CAN!
335
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,131
I'M SCARED!
336
00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:27,008
I'M SCARED, MOMMY!
337
00:13:27,091 --> 00:13:27,717
HAROLD,
WHAT'S WRONG?
338
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,887
THERE'S A MONSTER
BEHIND THAT CAN!
339
00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:31,846
( Harold shrieks )
340
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,227
LOOK, IT'S JUST A KITTEN.
341
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,186
HUH?
342
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:39,729
I KNEW THAT.
343
00:13:39,812 --> 00:13:40,605
YOU'RE SCARED.
344
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,732
I'M NOT SCARED
OF A DUMB CAT.
345
00:13:42,815 --> 00:13:45,610
I COULD BEAT IT UP SO EASY
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
346
00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:46,694
COME ON, HAROLD.
347
00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:48,196
IT'S A LITTLE KITTEN.
348
00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:48,821
IT MUST BE LOST.
349
00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:50,240
LOOK, IT'S GOT A COLLAR ON.
350
00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:52,825
WE SHOULD FIND THE OWNER.
351
00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:55,203
WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON THAT?
352
00:13:55,286 --> 00:13:56,579
SOMEBODY OWNS THIS CAT.
353
00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,248
LET'S LOOK
FOR A NAME TAG.
354
00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,666
HOLD HIM FOR ME.
355
00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:01,042
I DON'T WANT TO!
356
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,460
COME ON, HAROLD,
JUST FOR A SECOND.
357
00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:04,837
WHAT IF
HE GOES ON ME!
358
00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,172
DUMB, OLD CAT!
359
00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:07,590
PROBABLY GOT FLEAS!
360
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:08,091
I HATE CATS!
361
00:14:08,174 --> 00:14:10,134
( meows )
362
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:13,054
SURE GOT FUNNY-LOOKING EARS.
363
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:16,057
AND, AND...
WEIRD-COLORED EYES.
364
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,684
IT IS CUTE, THOUGH.
365
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:18,351
( meows )
366
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:20,770
I MEAN IN A DOPEY WAY.
367
00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:21,396
I DON'T SEE
A NAME TAG.
368
00:14:21,479 --> 00:14:24,190
I GUESS
I'LL TAKE HIM HOME
369
00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:25,984
UNTIL WE CAN
FIND THE OWNER.
370
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,944
WE BOTH FOUND
THE DUMB CAT.
371
00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:29,320
I CAN TAKE HIM HOME, TOO,
YOU KNOW.
372
00:14:29,404 --> 00:14:31,656
OKAY, YOU TAKE HIM HOME.
373
00:14:31,739 --> 00:14:33,658
I'LL MAKE UP FLYERS
TO FIND THE OWNER.
374
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:36,786
Harold:
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW.
375
00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:38,788
I'M TAKING YOU HOME,
ALL RIGHT?
376
00:14:38,871 --> 00:14:41,332
I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
377
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:44,127
AND PLAY WITH YOU
AND FEED YOU AND...
378
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,628
FEED YOU...
379
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:48,131
THAT REMINDS ME, I'M HUNGRY.
380
00:14:48,214 --> 00:14:50,425
OH, I FEEL LIKE A...
381
00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:51,968
LIKE A CUPCAKE.
382
00:14:52,051 --> 00:14:54,512
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU LOOK LIKE A CUPCAKE.
383
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,055
ALL CHOCOLATE COLORED
384
00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,391
WITH THAT CREAMY SPOT
ON YOUR CHEST.
385
00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:00,935
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR YOU.
386
00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:02,270
CUPCAKE!
387
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:03,354
YOU LIKE THAT?
388
00:15:03,438 --> 00:15:04,355
( meows )
389
00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:05,607
OKAY, NOW ON
390
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,525
I'M GOING TO CALL
YOU CUPCAKE.
391
00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:08,818
Harold:
YOU'RE SO LITTLE.
392
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:11,279
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYBODY
IN THE WORLD.
393
00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:12,822
YOU'RE ALL ALONE.
394
00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:16,326
NO OTHER CATS
OR NOBODY TO PLAY WITH.
395
00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:18,244
I... I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
396
00:15:18,328 --> 00:15:19,412
SOMETIMES I...
397
00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:20,455
Woman:
HAROLD!
398
00:15:20,538 --> 00:15:21,122
WHAT?
399
00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:22,665
IF THAT ANIMAL
MAKES ON THE RUG
400
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:25,335
YOU'LL CLEAN IT UP,
MISTER!
401
00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:26,252
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL CLEAN IT UP!
402
00:15:26,336 --> 00:15:28,212
( groans )
403
00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:29,839
DON'T WORRY, CUPCAKE.
404
00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:31,424
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
405
00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:32,925
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
406
00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:35,720
WE DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE.
407
00:15:44,395 --> 00:15:48,232
( no audio )
408
00:15:56,616 --> 00:16:00,161
( snoring and purring )
409
00:16:00,244 --> 00:16:01,663
WHAT WAS THAT, CUPCAKE?
410
00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:02,664
( meows )
411
00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:04,207
A LITTLE FASTER?
412
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:04,749
OKAY!
413
00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:07,418
WHOA, NOW I'M ALL DIZZY.
414
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,504
ARE YOU DIZZY,
CUPCAKE?
415
00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:10,505
( meows )
416
00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:11,673
HOW'S IT GOING?
417
00:16:11,756 --> 00:16:14,384
OH, PRETTY GOOD,
I'M ALL DIZZY.
418
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,135
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
ANYWAYS?
419
00:16:16,219 --> 00:16:17,220
I WAS NOTICING
420
00:16:17,303 --> 00:16:18,888
YOU'VE GOTTEN
PRETTY CLOSE
421
00:16:18,971 --> 00:16:19,889
TO THAT CAT.
422
00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:21,015
CUPCAKE!
423
00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:23,017
RIGHT, CUPCAKE.
424
00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:25,228
ANYWAY... I WANT
TO REMIND YOU
425
00:16:25,311 --> 00:16:26,229
SOONER OR LATER
426
00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:27,730
YOU'LL GIVE
THE CAT...
427
00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:28,731
CUPCAKE!
428
00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:32,026
RIGHT, CUPCAKE,
TO HIS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
429
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,736
OH, THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!
430
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:37,073
LOOK, ME AND CUPCAKE
GOT TO GO NOW.
431
00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:41,744
BOY, WE SURE GOT
GREAT CAT TOYS
432
00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:42,995
FOR YOU, CUPCAKE.
433
00:16:43,079 --> 00:16:45,206
I SPENT ALMOST
ALL THE LUNCH MONEY
434
00:16:45,289 --> 00:16:47,667
I BILKED OUT OF
THOSE SECOND-GRADERS
435
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,127
BUT YOU'RE WORTH IT.
436
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:50,336
( bell tolls )
437
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:53,172
"FOUND: KITTEN
438
00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:56,217
"CHOCOLATE COLOR
WITH WHITE SPOT.
439
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,260
CALL ARN..."?
440
00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:00,096
ARNOLD?!
441
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:00,638
( yelling )
442
00:17:00,722 --> 00:17:03,391
OH, NO, THAT TRAITOR!
443
00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,351
( ripping )
444
00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:10,606
( gasps )
THURSTON!
445
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:13,025
( door bell rings )
446
00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:15,445
HELLO, ARE YOU
THE NICE YOUNG MAN
447
00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:18,614
WHO FOUND MY CAT?
448
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:21,576
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, CUPCAKE.
449
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:24,704
IT WAS ONE WEEK AGO TODAY
THAT I FOUND YOU.
450
00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:28,541
I MEAN, THAT WE FOUND
EACH OTHER.
451
00:17:28,624 --> 00:17:30,001
( Cupcake purring )
452
00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:30,418
( phone rings )
453
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:33,254
OH, WHAT NOW?
454
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,215
HELLO?
455
00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:37,467
Harold, it's Arnold.
456
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,218
REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU
457
00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:41,679
THE CAT'S REAL OWNER
WOULD SHOW UP?
458
00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:42,805
YEAH?
459
00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,474
Arnold:
Well, she's here.
460
00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:46,267
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
461
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:46,893
I'M THE REAL OWNER.
462
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:49,437
HAROLD, I KNOW THIS IS HARD
463
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,856
BUT WE'RE COMING OVER
TO GET THE CAT.
464
00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:53,608
OH, NO! NO!
465
00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:56,444
YOU'RE NOT TAKING
CUPCAKE AWAY FROM ME!
466
00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:57,862
HAROLD?
467
00:17:57,945 --> 00:17:58,821
DON'T WORRY.
468
00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:00,698
HE'LL COME TO HIS SENSES.
469
00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:03,075
I CAN'T WAIT
TO HAVE MY THURSTON BACK.
470
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:07,038
HE'S REALLY THE ONLY FRIEND
I HAVE IN THE WORLD.
471
00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:12,752
"KEEP OUT.
CUPCAKE IS NOT HERE.
472
00:18:12,835 --> 00:18:13,753
GO AWAY."?
473
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:14,754
( ringing )
474
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:15,797
IT'S ME, ARNOLD.
475
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,715
WE'VE COME FOR THE CAT.
476
00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:20,301
YOU'RE NOT TAKING CUPCAKE!
HE'S MINE!
477
00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:23,179
HAROLD,
THE CAT'S REAL OWNER IS HERE.
478
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:24,347
WHERE?
479
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:24,847
THURSTON!
480
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,682
I'M RIGHT
HERE, BABY!
481
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:27,558
WHAT?
482
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:29,811
THAT'S THE MEAN OLD LADY
WHO THROWS WATER!
483
00:18:29,894 --> 00:18:32,355
AND YOU'RE
THAT ROTTEN KID
484
00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,690
THAT ALWAYS MAKES
SUCH A RACKET!
485
00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:35,691
I'M NOT GIVING CUPCAKE TO HER!
486
00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:37,777
HE'S MINE! NOW GO AWAY!
487
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,863
LOOK,
IF YOU DON'T GIVE UP THE CAT
488
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:41,739
THIS COULD GET SERIOUS.
489
00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:44,158
THEN LET IT GET SERIOUS!
490
00:18:47,036 --> 00:18:48,162
Arnold:
HAROLD...
491
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:51,874
COME ON, HAROLD,
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.
492
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:52,375
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
493
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,335
HAROLD!
494
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:55,378
IT'S YOUR
MOTHER SPEAKING!
495
00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:59,048
I DON'T WANT THAT DISGUSTING
ANIMAL IN MY HOUSE!
496
00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:00,091
UNLOCK THIS DOOR!
497
00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:01,467
HIS NAME'S CUPCAKE!
498
00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:02,218
HE'S NOT DISGUSTING!
499
00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:05,138
HE'S LICKING HIMSELF
HALF THE TIME.
500
00:19:05,221 --> 00:19:06,389
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
501
00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:08,599
( police siren wailing )
502
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:11,227
RELAX, EVERYONE, RELAX.
503
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,145
THE POLICE DEPARTMENT'S HERE.
504
00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:15,398
OFFICER PUDNEY,
LOCAL POLICE.
505
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,732
I ORDER YOU
TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW!
506
00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:19,360
COME AND GET ME, COPPER LADY!
507
00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:22,822
HAROLD!
508
00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:24,323
YOU HAVE TO COME OUT!
509
00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:26,450
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
IS HERE!
510
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:27,076
THE POLICE ARE HERE!
511
00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:29,620
YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP THE CAT!
512
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:31,497
I'M NEVER GIVING UP CUPCAKE.
513
00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:32,707
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
514
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,792
OH DEAR, OH DEAR!
515
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:36,043
POOR THURSTON.
516
00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:38,296
I REMEMBER WHEN
HE WAS JUST BORN.
517
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,256
HE WAS SO LITTLE.
518
00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:42,133
HE FIT IN THE PALM
OF MY HAND.
519
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:45,261
( sobs ):
YOU'VE GOT TO
DO SOMETHING!
520
00:19:52,852 --> 00:19:55,062
DON'T WORRY, CUPCAKE.
521
00:19:55,146 --> 00:19:56,355
I'LL PROTECT YOU.
522
00:19:56,439 --> 00:19:59,317
WE GOT CANNED LIVER
AND CHOCOLATE CHUNKIES
523
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,276
TO LAST WEEKS.
524
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:01,611
( helicopter overhead )
525
00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:03,070
Man:
Harold Berman!
526
00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:04,322
WHAT?
527
00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:05,948
ANIMAL CONTROL AIR ONE!
528
00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:09,118
COME OUT WITH THE CAT
AND YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
529
00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:09,869
I CAN'T DO BOTH!
530
00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:12,246
WHAT? OH, WELL,
COME OUT
531
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,332
WITH YOUR LEFT HAND
IN THE AIR
532
00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:14,790
AND THE CAT IN...
533
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,667
THE OTHER HAND...
534
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,586
NO, THE CAT
IN YOUR LEFT HAND
535
00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:22,089
BUT KEEP YOUR RIGHT CAT
WHERE WE CAN SEE YOUR HAND.
536
00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:24,342
YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!
537
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:27,011
( gasps )
538
00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,137
HAROLD!
539
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:28,638
GET BACK, ARNOLD!
540
00:20:28,721 --> 00:20:29,805
COME ON, HAROLD.
541
00:20:29,889 --> 00:20:31,891
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.
542
00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:31,974
( meows )
543
00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:32,704
HE'S
NOT YOURS.
544
00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:32,704
( meows )
545
00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:33,643
HE'S
NOT YOURS.
546
00:20:33,726 --> 00:20:35,478
HE BELONGS TO
MRS. RYLE.
547
00:20:35,561 --> 00:20:36,562
THAT OLD LADY'S
MEAN AND CRAZY.
548
00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:38,648
SHE'S NOT CRAZY.
549
00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:40,316
SHE'S JUST LONELY.
550
00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:41,567
AND THAT CAT IS HER BEST FRIEND.
551
00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:43,986
BUT, BUT, BUT...
552
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,863
CUPCAKE NEEDS ME!
553
00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:48,157
IF YOU REALLY CARE
ABOUT CUPCAKE
554
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,450
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
555
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,410
HE MUST REALLY
MISS HIS OWNER.
556
00:20:51,494 --> 00:20:53,788
HE LIVED WITH HER
FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE.
557
00:20:53,871 --> 00:20:55,206
SHE RAISED HIM
558
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:57,083
FROM THE TIME
HE WAS BORN.
559
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:01,671
HAROLD...
560
00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:08,719
Pudney:
Harold!
561
00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:11,389
I ORDER YOU TO COME OUT!
562
00:21:22,608 --> 00:21:23,651
( wailing )
563
00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:26,404
DON'T KILL ME!
564
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:29,073
I'M JUST A KID
WITH A CAT!
565
00:21:29,156 --> 00:21:31,033
THURSTON!
566
00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:32,535
( sobbing )
567
00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:33,869
OKAY.
568
00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,497
I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOU CUPCAKE!
569
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:36,747
THURSTON.
570
00:21:36,831 --> 00:21:39,375
HERE.
571
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,793
( wailing )
572
00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:42,628
OH, THURSTON.
573
00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:46,298
( sobbing ):
AND HERE'S HIS
PLASTIC MOUSE
574
00:21:46,382 --> 00:21:51,762
AND HIS LITTLE
RUBBER VETERINARIAN
575
00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:56,308
AND HIS CATNIP, OH...
576
00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:01,022
WELL, THANK YOU,
YOUNG MAN.
577
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:05,234
I STILL THINK YOU'RE
A MEAN OLD LADY.
578
00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:07,903
AND I STILL THINK
YOU'RE A ROTTEN KID.
579
00:22:07,987 --> 00:22:10,322
I GUESS IF YOU PROMISE
NOT TO STEAL HIM
580
00:22:10,406 --> 00:22:13,117
I'LL LET YOU COME
AND PLAY WITH THURSTON.
581
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,118
REALLY?
582
00:22:14,201 --> 00:22:18,080
WELL, WE BETTER
BE GOING.
583
00:22:18,164 --> 00:22:19,874
GOOD BYE, CUPCAKE.
584
00:22:19,957 --> 00:22:22,251
( meowing )
585
00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:29,008
( meowing )
586
00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:31,260
THAT'S A NICE THING
HAROLD DID.
587
00:22:31,343 --> 00:22:34,096
YEAH, IT'S SWEET HOW MUCH
HE LOVED THAT CAT.
588
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,724
MAKES YOU RE-THINK
HAROLD A LITTLE.
589
00:22:36,807 --> 00:22:39,018
WE SHOULD ASK HIM
TO PLAY KICKBALL.
590
00:22:39,101 --> 00:22:40,227
YEAH.
591
00:22:40,311 --> 00:22:40,770
( laughing wildly )
592
00:22:40,853 --> 00:22:42,813
BUT NOT TODAY.
593
00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:43,856
MAYBE NEXT WEEK
OR SOMETHING.
594
00:22:43,939 --> 00:22:48,069
( Harold laughing )
595
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:55,159
[Captioning sponsored by
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
596
00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:59,455
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