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Helga:
ARNOLD!
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( barking )
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HEY, ARNOLD!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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ARNOLD!
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[Captioning sponsored by
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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AR-NOLD!
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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!
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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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Gerald:
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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THE DEADLINE FOR ENTERING
THE TOURNAMENT
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IS IN ONE HOUR
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AND WE HAVEN'T FOUND
A COACH.
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GOT TO BE SOMEBODY
SOMEWHERE
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WHO CAN COACH OUR TEAM.
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( clattering )
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STUPID, INADEQUATE PAIL!
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CONSTANTLY GETTING IN MY WAY,
INCESSANTLY.
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COACH WITTENBERG?
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HUH, WHO'S THAT?
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IT'S ME, ARNOLD.
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FROM YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM
AT THE Y.M.A.A.
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ARNIE, RIGHT!
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SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY
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THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL.
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BUT AFTER YOU LEFT
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COMPLAINTS
STARTED COMING IN.
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( mimicking ):
I WAS TOO HARSH, TOO SEVERE
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TOO MEAN, TOO EVERYTHING
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EXCEPT ALL THE THINGS
OUTSIDE OF THAT
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WHICH THEY DESIGNATED ME!
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THEN IT HAPPENED.
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MY UNIVERSE CAME CRASHING DOWN
AT THE SEAMS.
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HAVING LOST THE POSITION
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TO WHICH I HAD PREVIOUSLY
BEHOLDEN
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I NEEDED EMOTIONAL RELIEF.
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MY WIFE, TISH, TOOK THE NEWS
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OF MY RECUMBENT FIRING
PRETTY WELL
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UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
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WHAT? FIRED?!
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THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME
THIS YEAR!
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BUT, TISH...
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I'M FATIGUED
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AND TIRED OF YOUR
LOSING COACHING JOBS.
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UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP
YOUR ACT AND FLY RIGHT
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YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!
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( door closing )
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THAT'S HOW I ENDED UP HERE.
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YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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BUT THIS GUY'S A TERRIBLE COACH.
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LOOK, HE NEEDS US
AND WE NEED HIM.
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OH, MAN.
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WE WANT TO ENTER
THE BOWLING TOURNAMENT
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BUT WE NEED A COACH.
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A COACHING JOB?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
ME?
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BOYS, THE HONORARIUM
WOULD BE ALL MINE!
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AS YOUR NEW COACH
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AND AS THE PERSONAGE
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WHO UPON WILL BE TEACHING YOU
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THE BASICS
OF THE GAME OF BOWLING
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THE FIRST AND PRIMARY
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ORDER OF BUSINESS
IS TO SIZE UP
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THE INDIVIDUAL
TEAM LEVEL OF YOUR SKILLS.
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ALL RIGHT, CRAZY LEGS
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.
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WHAT KIND OF
MOTION IS THAT?
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YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR
FINGERS IN THE HOLES!
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AND BREAK A NAIL?
RIGHT.
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DROP AND GIVE ME
TEN, MISSY.
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( laughs )
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NOW!
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ALL RIGHT, RED, YOU'RE UP.
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( growling )
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SORRY, COACH.
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DROP AND GIVE ME TEN.
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ARNIE, SHOW THEM
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HOW TO DO IT.
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I GOT ONE!
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ALL RIGHT!
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( laughing )
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YES!
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KNOCK IT OFF!
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ONE PIN IS NOTHING
TO CHEER ABOUT!
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ONE PIN IS PATHETIC!
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YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC!
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DROP AND GIVE ME TEN!
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ARNOLD, WE GOT TO TALK.
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WE THOUGHT THIS
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BOWLING TOURNAMENT
WOULD BE FUN.
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BUT ALL WE'RE DOING IS
GETTING YELLED AT.
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AND DOING PUSH-UPS.
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AND BREAKING OUR NAILS.
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YOU'RE SAYING?
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WE WANT TO FIRE
COACH WITTENBERG.
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WE WANT YOU TO DO IT.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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LET ME TALK TO HIM.
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IF HE LIGHTENS UP
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WILL YOU STAY WITH THE TEAM?
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OKAY, FINE.
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BUT THIS BETTER WORK.
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YOU'VE COME TO FIRE ME
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HAVEN'T YOU, ARNOLD?
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WELL...
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I KNEW IT!
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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
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REPETITIVELY!
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WHY, WHY, WHY?
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WAIT, WE'RE NOT FIRING YOU.
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YOU'RE NOT?
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NO.
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OH, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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WE WANT THE TEAM
TO STAY TOGETHER.
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YEAH, SURE.
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WE CAN'T DO IT
WITHOUT A COACH.
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WE WONDERED IF
YOU COULD EASE UP.
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THE KIDS ARE DISCOURAGED.
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COULD YOU TRY
A NEW APPROACH?
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USE PSYCHOLOGY.
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HMM. PSYCHO-COLOGY.
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HA!
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ALL RIGHT, ARNIE,
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YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!
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FROM NOW ON, I AM TURNING OVER
A NEW LIMB.
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( wailing ):
OH!
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, RED,
CAN'T YOU DO
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ANYTHING RIGHT?!
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DROP AND GIVE ME...
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( groans )
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I MEAN, UH... PSYCHO-COLOGY.
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UH, OKAY, RED,
THE ELEMENTAL THING
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SITUATIONALLY SPEAKING IS, UH
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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TELL ME, RED,
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
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I'M 'SPECIALLY FOND
OF STRAINED BEETS.
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WELL, YOU'RE A UNIQUE
INDIVIDUAL, RED.
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ALL RIGHT.
FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU
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TO FORGET
ABOUT BOWLING
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AND TRYING TO WIN.
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THE ONLY THING I WANT YOU
TO THINK ABOUT IS...
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STRAINED BEETS.
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TRY THAT, RED.
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STRAINED BEETS. STRAINED BEETS.
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Kids:
YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
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YES!
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THERE'S NOTHING COOL
ABOUT BOWLING.
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I JUST HAPPENED
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TO NOTICE IN FIFTEEN MAGAZINE
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THERE'S AN ARTICLE
CONTAINED THEREWITHIN
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ON BOWLING.
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A LOT OF COOL
PEOPLE BOWL.
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LOOK-- MOVIE STARS,
ROCK STARS.
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MUSIC TELEVISION V.J.s.
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THEY ALL BOWL.
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WOW!
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THAT IS COOL!
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ABSO-POSITIVELY.
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SO BE COOL.
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BOWL.
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( kids cheering... )
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YOU WERE RIGHT, ARNIE.
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THIS SENSITIVITY THING
REALLY WORKS.
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SINCE YOU HAD THAT
TALK WITH THE COACH
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WE'RE DOING GREAT.
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YEAH. IF WE
KEEP THIS UP
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I THINK WE CAN WIN
THE TOURNAMENT ON SATURDAY.
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Coach:
GUYS, WE MADE IT THIS FAR.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT
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IRREGARDLESSS OF WHETHER
THIS GAME HAS AN OUTCOME
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YOU ARE THE FINEST
BUNCH OF BOWLERS
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THIS INDIVIDUAL HAS EVER HAD
THE PREROGATIVE TO SUPERVISE!
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NOW, ON THREE!
ONE-TWO-THREE!
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All:
ZEPHYRS ARE GO!
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TISH?!
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GERALD, I THINK
THAT'S HIS WIFE.
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WELL, COACH.
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ARE YOU AND YOUR TEAM
READY TO LEARN
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A THING OR TWO
ABOUT BOWLING?
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FOR, I.E.,
HOW IT IS WHEREIN
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WE WILL ADMINISTRATE TO YOU
A WHIPPING.
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DON'T YOU WORRY.
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I AM ABSOLUTELY
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AND INCOMPREHENSIBLY
CONFIDENT
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IN THE ABILITIES
OF THIS SAID TEAM.
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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!
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YOU ZEPHLONS ARE GOING DOWN.
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COACH, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
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KID, GET ME A CREAM SODA,
WOULD YOU?
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COME ON, YOU GUYS!
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YOU'RE FALLING APART.
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YOU WANT TO LOSE?
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TIME'S RUNNING OUT, JACK.
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LOOKS LIKE ONCE AGAIN
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YOU'LL HAVE TO RECONCILE
TO THE FACT THAT
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WINNING IS BEYOND THE PALE
OF YOUR CAPABILITIES.
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YEAH? WELL, IT AIN'T OVER
UNTIL IT'S OVER, TISH.
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OH, IT'S OVER, JACK.
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IT'S OVER.
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HUH!
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( screams )
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THAT'S IT!
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NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
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DROP AND GIVE ME TEN, PORKY!
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COME ON! ( blows whistle )
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I WANT TO SEE
A STRIKE OUT THERE NOW.
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NO GUFF ABOUT NAILS!
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ANY BACK TALK,
YOU DROP AND GIVE ME TEN!
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( groans )
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE YELLING
AND MAKING US NERVOUS.
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IF THAT'S WHAT
IT TAKES--
SO BE IT.
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BUT, COACH, WE WERE DOING
JUST FINE, UNTIL...
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UNTIL WHAT?
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LOOK, YOU GET THIS STRAIGHT,
ARNIE.
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TISH HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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NOW YOU GET BACK TO THAT BENCH.
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RED, YOU'RE UP!
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AND I WANT TO SEE A STRIKE!
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IF WE DON'T WIN
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THAT'S NOT WORST THING
IN THE WORLD.
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WE HAVE TO WIN
AND WE WILL WIN!
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I HAVE TO PROVE
I'M A GOOD COACH.
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HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY PROVEN THAT?
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YOU'VE HELPED US
BE MORE CONFIDENT.
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BELIEVED IN US
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TREATED US AS INDIVIDUALS
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AND THUSLY HELPED US
REACH A POTENTIALITY
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WE NEVER KNEW WE HAD.
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YEAH? POTENTIALITY, HUH?
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WELL, ARNIE, SOME OF THAT
MAKES SENSE, I GUESS.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF WE WIN.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
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YOU'VE BEEN
A GOOD COACH TO US.
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DON'T STOP NOW.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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BEING A GOOD COACH
ISN'T ABOUT WINNING.
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IT'S SUPPORTING YOUR PLAYERS
AS INDIVIDUALS.
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TEACHING THEM SKILLS
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GIVING THEM CONFIDENCE
TO REACH FOR NEW HEIGHTS.
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BUT MOST OF ALL,
IT'S ABOUT PSYCHO-COLOGY.
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EUGENE!
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YOU'RE SITTING ON
A SIX-SEVEN SPLIT THERE.
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PICK UP THE SPARE...
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I KNOW, I KNOW,
WE WIN THE TOURNAMENT.
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FORGET ABOUT MESSING UP.
252
00:10:34,336 --> 00:10:36,713
JUST REMEMBER ONE THING--
253
00:10:36,796 --> 00:10:38,715
( whispers ):
STRAINED BEETS.
254
00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:44,512
STRAINED BEETS.
255
00:10:44,596 --> 00:10:50,226
STRAINED BEETS, STRAINED BEETS,
STRAINED BEETS.
256
00:10:50,602 --> 00:10:52,562
( thumps )
257
00:11:06,785 --> 00:11:08,703
( Zephyrs cheering )
258
00:11:08,787 --> 00:11:11,247
THREE CHEERS FOR
COACH WITTENBERG!
259
00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:13,833
Kids:
HIP-HIP, HOORAY!
260
00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,251
HIP-HIP, HOORAY!
261
00:11:15,335 --> 00:11:16,836
HIP-HIP, HOORAY!
262
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,420
( kids applauding )
263
00:11:17,504 --> 00:11:19,839
YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST.
264
00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:47,200
Tish:
HEY, COACH.
265
00:11:49,244 --> 00:11:52,330
( thunder crashing )
266
00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:53,123
Gerald:
GET A LOAD OF THIS:
267
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:55,333
THE PURDY BOYS DIG UP
268
00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:57,293
A SEVERED HAND IN THE CELLAR!
269
00:11:57,377 --> 00:11:58,294
PRETTY GOOD.
270
00:11:58,378 --> 00:11:59,546
BUT FIRST I'M READING
271
00:11:59,629 --> 00:12:02,632
THE PURDY BOYS TRAPPED
IN A MANSION
272
00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:04,634
WITH A BUNCH
OF UNDEAD MUMMIES.
273
00:12:04,717 --> 00:12:06,636
THESE BOOKS
ARE SICK!
274
00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:07,637
I LOVE THEM.
275
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,930
HEY, LOOK AT THESE, GERALD.
276
00:12:11,558 --> 00:12:12,684
( laughing )
277
00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:17,480
LOOK AT YOU,
ARNOLD.
278
00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:18,565
( knocking )
279
00:12:18,648 --> 00:12:19,774
EVENING, BOYS.
280
00:12:19,858 --> 00:12:22,902
THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU
SOME MILK AND COOKIES
281
00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:25,155
BEFORE THE POWER GOES OUT AGAIN.
282
00:12:25,238 --> 00:12:29,117
OH, I'D HATE TO HAVE
TO SEND YOU BOYS DOWNSTAIRS
283
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,912
TO REPLACE A FUSE ON
A DARK, STORMY NIGHT LIKE THIS.
284
00:12:32,996 --> 00:12:33,830
HEY, GRANDPA.
285
00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:35,457
WHOSE GLASSES
ARE THESE?
286
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,167
( gasps )
287
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,835
BONIE MARONIE!
288
00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:42,005
THOSE LOOK LIKE
THE GLASSES OF FOUR-EYED JACK.
289
00:12:42,088 --> 00:12:43,715
FOUR-EYED JACK?
290
00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:44,674
WHO'S THAT?
291
00:12:44,757 --> 00:12:45,675
YOU NEVER HEARD
292
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:46,009
OF FOUR-EYED JACK?
293
00:12:46,092 --> 00:12:47,969
WELL...
294
00:12:48,052 --> 00:12:49,512
GIVE ME
ONE OF THEM COOKIES
295
00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:50,430
AND I'LL TELL YOU
THE STORY.
296
00:12:50,513 --> 00:12:53,516
OOH, THIS HAS GOT
SPARKLES ON IT.
297
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,851
MMM...
A WEIRD FELLOW
298
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:57,896
LIVED HERE
IN THE BOARDING HOUSE
299
00:12:57,979 --> 00:12:59,814
BEFORE EITHER OF YOU
WERE BORN.
300
00:12:59,898 --> 00:13:02,192
EVERYONE CALLED HIM
FOUR-EYED JACK
301
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:03,776
ON ACCOUNT OF THE GLASSES.
302
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:06,863
COULDN'T SEE
BUT THREE FEET IN FRONT OF HIM.
303
00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:10,033
PEOPLE LEFT HIM ALONE
IN THE BOARDING HOUSE.
304
00:13:10,116 --> 00:13:12,327
HE KEPT TO HIS ROOM
IN THE CELLAR
305
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,162
COOKING REFRIED BEANS.
306
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:16,998
THE PLACE STANK TO HIGH HEAVEN.
307
00:13:17,081 --> 00:13:21,252
JACK HAD A NOTION TO INVENT
A NEW METHOD OF COOKING THEM.
308
00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:23,213
HE WAS ALWAYS EXPERIMENTING
309
00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:25,215
ON BIGGER AND BIGGER
BATCHES OF BEANS.
310
00:13:25,298 --> 00:13:26,341
( creaking )
311
00:13:26,424 --> 00:13:28,968
FINALLY, HE WENT TOO FAR.
312
00:13:29,052 --> 00:13:31,095
HIS PRESSURE COOKER EXPLODED
313
00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,431
AND NOT A TRACE
314
00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:35,225
OF FOUR-EYED JACK
315
00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:37,644
WAS EVER FOUND THERE AGAIN.
316
00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:40,396
EVER SINCE THEN,
ON REALLY STORMY NIGHTS...
317
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,731
( thunder booming )
318
00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:44,234
THE GHOST OF FOUR-EYED JACK
319
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:45,151
WANDERS THE BOARDING HOUSE
320
00:13:45,235 --> 00:13:47,111
BLIND AS A BAT
321
00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:49,030
LOOKING FOR HIS LOST GLASSES
322
00:13:49,113 --> 00:13:50,406
MOANING AND CRASHING
INTO THINGS
323
00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:53,117
SPREADING HIS AWFUL STENCH
324
00:13:53,201 --> 00:13:57,413
AND SCARING
THE BA-JIMINY OUT OF PEOPLE!
325
00:13:57,497 --> 00:13:58,831
( bubbling )
326
00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:00,667
FUNNY THESE WOULD TURN UP
327
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,252
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS.
328
00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:04,379
WAIT ONE MINUTE.
329
00:14:04,462 --> 00:14:07,173
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED?
330
00:14:07,257 --> 00:14:08,508
WELL, NO,
THAT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE.
331
00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:10,218
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS...
332
00:14:10,301 --> 00:14:11,761
YES, IT IS HAUNTED!
333
00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:16,099
BY THE VENGEFUL, UNHOLY,
CRYPT-REEKING GHOST
334
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:18,518
OF FOUR-EYED JACK!
335
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:19,936
HERE YOU GO,
SHORT MAN.
336
00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,397
YOU'LL BE HEARING
FROM HIM TONIGHT
337
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,523
I'LL WAGER.
338
00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:24,440
BY MOVING THESE GLASSES
339
00:14:24,524 --> 00:14:27,402
YOU'VE DISTURBED
HIS SPIRIT.
340
00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:28,486
I'LL BE HEARING
FROM HIM?
341
00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,863
AW, JUST PUT
THE GLASSES
342
00:14:30,947 --> 00:14:32,448
BACK WHERE
YOU FOUND THEM
343
00:14:32,532 --> 00:14:33,241
AND FORGET IT.
344
00:14:33,324 --> 00:14:35,743
MAYBE I WAS MEANT
TO FIND THE GLASSES
345
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,954
AND GIVE THEM BACK
TO FOUR-EYED JACK.
346
00:14:38,037 --> 00:14:39,122
THEN HE CAN MOVE ON
347
00:14:39,205 --> 00:14:40,748
AND STOP HAUNTING THE HOUSE.
348
00:14:40,832 --> 00:14:43,209
WELL, YOU BOYS BELIEVE
WHAT YOU WANT.
349
00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:45,545
NOTHING TO DO NOW
BUT PRAY FOR MERCY.
350
00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:46,963
( stomach rumbling )
351
00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:48,923
OOH, I'LL BE IN THE COMMODE.
352
00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:52,135
YOUR GRANDMA MADE
RASPBERRY COBBLER TONIGHT.
353
00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:55,471
I'D BE CAREFUL WITH
THOSE GLASSES, SHORT MAN.
354
00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:58,141
( thunder booms )
355
00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,809
( cackling )
356
00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:01,811
( Grandpa's laugh echoing )
357
00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:07,191
I BET THOSE GLASSES BELONG TO
SOMEONE IN THE BOARDING HOUSE.
358
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,152
MAYBE OSKAR.
359
00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:10,153
( banging )
360
00:15:10,236 --> 00:15:10,945
YOU HEAR SOMETHING,
GERALD?
361
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:14,490
YEAH, SOMETHING WENT BUMP--
SO WHAT?
362
00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:15,116
IT'S HIM!
363
00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:16,367
HE'S LOOKING
FOR HIS GLASSES.
364
00:15:16,451 --> 00:15:17,368
FORGET IT, MAN.
365
00:15:17,452 --> 00:15:18,870
IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.
366
00:15:18,953 --> 00:15:22,999
THIS OLD HOUSE ALWAYS MAKES
NOISES AT NIGHT.
367
00:15:23,082 --> 00:15:24,042
COME ON!
368
00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:28,921
OKAY, LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING
TO BE A GHOST HUNT.
369
00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:30,632
I THOUGHT I'D SLEEP OVER
370
00:15:30,715 --> 00:15:33,468
READ COMIC BOOKS,
LISTEN TO SOME C.D.s
371
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:34,344
BUT NO.
372
00:15:34,427 --> 00:15:35,511
( creaking )
373
00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:37,513
( whispering ):
LISTEN TO THAT.
374
00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:38,806
IT'S THE GHOST!
375
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,725
IT'S THE BOTTOM STEP
OF YOUR STAIRS, ARNOLD.
376
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:44,145
IT ALWAYS SQUEAKS
WHEN YOU STEP ON IT.
377
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,438
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.
378
00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:47,023
YOU'RE COMING UNGLUED!
379
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:48,191
( creaking )
380
00:15:48,274 --> 00:15:49,776
IT'S LOUDER THAN EVER.
381
00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:51,027
HE'S REAL CLOSE.
382
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:51,986
( rattling )
383
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,239
( crashing )
384
00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:57,325
Suzie:
YOU WERE AT THE RACETRACK!
385
00:15:57,408 --> 00:15:58,868
I WASN'T
AT THE RACETRACK.
386
00:15:58,951 --> 00:15:59,410
I WAS
LOOKING FOR A JOB
387
00:15:59,494 --> 00:16:01,996
IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD.
388
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,206
( Suzie arguing )
389
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:04,374
HI, MR. KOKOSHKA.
390
00:16:04,457 --> 00:16:08,461
OH, HELLO, ARNOLD,
AND... ARNOLD'S FRIEND.
391
00:16:08,544 --> 00:16:09,379
GERALD.
392
00:16:09,462 --> 00:16:10,797
HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
393
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,132
ANY FOUR-EYED JACK
TO ME, ARNOLD.
394
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:13,758
HE LOOKS LIKE OSKAR.
395
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:16,052
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
396
00:16:16,135 --> 00:16:17,804
ARNOLD THINKS
THERE'S A GHOST
397
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:19,555
HAUNTING THE
BOARDING HOUSE.
398
00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,683
A GHOST?
IN THE BOARDING HOUSE?
399
00:16:21,766 --> 00:16:23,726
POOH, I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
400
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,145
I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT
SUPERSTITIOUS.
401
00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:26,896
Suzie:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
402
00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:30,024
YOU KEEP A HORSESHOE
IN YOUR PANTS.
403
00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:32,110
DON'T MOCK
MY FAMILY'S TRADITIONS!
404
00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:33,277
( laughing )
405
00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:36,030
HAVE YOU BEEN HEARING
ANYTHING UNUSUAL...
406
00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:37,240
ANY WEIRD NOISES?
407
00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:39,450
NOISES, WHAT KIND OF NOISES?
408
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,494
( gurgling growl )
409
00:16:41,577 --> 00:16:42,078
( metal grating )
410
00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:49,585
HOLD ON, DON'T LEAVE ME
411
00:16:49,669 --> 00:16:50,086
IN THE DARK ALONE!
412
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:56,759
YEAH.
413
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:58,136
HI, ERNIE.
414
00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:00,471
WE WERE JUST WONDERING
WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN THERE.
415
00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:03,433
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
416
00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:04,434
OH, SORRY.
417
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:05,643
WE THOUGHT THE...
418
00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:06,602
SEE, ARNOLD?
419
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:07,812
THERE IS
NO GHOST.
420
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:11,816
THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS GHOSTS.
421
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:12,567
GHOST?
DID YOU SAY GHOST?
422
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,944
HEY, NOT SO FAST, KID.
423
00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:15,987
LISTEN, ARNOLD
424
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:16,738
YOU DON'T WANT TO DISTURB
425
00:17:16,821 --> 00:17:19,699
THE SPIRITS
ON A NIGHT
LIKE THIS.
426
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:22,493
YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS
WITH THE... UNKNOWN.
427
00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:24,954
I MESSED WITH
THE UNKNOWN ONE TIME.
428
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:25,913
WHAT HAPPENED?
429
00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:26,831
NOTHING.
430
00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:28,958
BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE.
431
00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:31,836
I COULD HAVE BEEN STRUCK DEAD
OR SOMETHING.
432
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:32,837
WHO KNOWS?
433
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,256
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
THE UNKNOWN.
434
00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:37,759
LISTEN, IF I WAS
YOU BOYS
435
00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:39,635
I'D TURN BACK
RIGHT NOW.
436
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:41,679
TURN BACK FROM WHAT?
437
00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:43,389
WELL... UM, UH...
438
00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:45,475
I DON'T KNOW
IF I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS.
439
00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:48,019
TELL US WHAT?
GO AHEAD.
440
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:51,355
WELL, THE LAST
COUPLE OF NIGHTS
441
00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:54,817
I BEEN HEARING SOME FUNNY SOUNDS
FROM DOWN THERE.
442
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:56,903
LIKE SOMEONE GAGGING
ON A HOAGIE.
443
00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:58,571
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
444
00:17:58,654 --> 00:18:01,407
SEE, GERALD, I TOLD YOU!
445
00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:03,159
IT'S FOUR-EYED JACK.
446
00:18:03,242 --> 00:18:04,160
OH, GREAT.
447
00:18:04,243 --> 00:18:05,495
NOW EVERYTHING SOUNDS
448
00:18:05,578 --> 00:18:06,245
LIKE FOUR-EYED JACK.
449
00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:10,500
( burbling )
450
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,834
THAT'S THE SOUND.
451
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,754
IT'S HIM--
FOUR-EYED JACK!
COME ON.
452
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:17,256
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
WITHOUT THE OLD EQUALIZER HERE.
453
00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:25,556
( loud bubbling )
454
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,558
I'LL GO FIRST.
455
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:28,935
THIS COULD GET UGLY.
456
00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:31,687
( liquid splashing )
457
00:18:31,771 --> 00:18:33,397
( strangled gurgling )
458
00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:34,357
( gasping )
459
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:38,778
( watery growling )
460
00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:39,529
( thunder rumbles )
461
00:18:39,612 --> 00:18:40,530
( spitting )
462
00:18:40,613 --> 00:18:41,864
HELLO, YES?
463
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:44,700
I TOLD YOU THIS
COULD GET UGLY.
464
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:45,660
MR. HYUNH?
465
00:18:45,743 --> 00:18:46,619
ARE YOU OKAY?
466
00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:49,038
OF COURSE, I AM OKAY.
467
00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:49,539
I WAS JUST GARGLING.
468
00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:50,790
GARGLING!
469
00:18:50,873 --> 00:18:53,960
HE WAS GARGLING,
ARNOLD, OKAY?
470
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,670
HE'S NOT THE GHOST
OF FOUR-EYED JACK, ALL RIGHT?
471
00:18:55,753 --> 00:18:56,712
SORRY, MR. HYUNH.
472
00:18:56,796 --> 00:18:59,590
I GUESS I GOT
CARRIED AWAY.
473
00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,759
SEE, WE'RE SORT OF
LOOKING FOR A GHOST.
474
00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:03,344
OH, I DON'T LIKE GHOSTS!
VERY CREEPY!
475
00:19:03,427 --> 00:19:08,391
ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S A GHOST
IN THE BOARDING HOUSE, ARNOLD?
476
00:19:08,474 --> 00:19:09,725
WELL...
477
00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:12,937
( thunder crashing )
478
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:15,898
( wind howling )
479
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:18,401
WHEN THERE IS A GHOST
IN THE HOUSE
480
00:19:18,484 --> 00:19:20,570
YOU NEED TO GIVE HIM
AN OFFERING
481
00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:22,405
TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY.
482
00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,073
THIS CHICKEN LOOK GOOD.
483
00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:24,615
HEY, THAT'S MY LUNCH.
484
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:26,951
GIVE HIM THE HALIBUT.
485
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,619
IT'S GOING BAD ANYWAY.
486
00:19:30,621 --> 00:19:32,164
YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRAZY.
487
00:19:32,248 --> 00:19:35,251
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
ANY OF THIS.
488
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:36,544
( thunder crashing )
489
00:19:36,627 --> 00:19:40,047
( moaning )
490
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:46,262
( creaking )
491
00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:50,516
( moaning )
492
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,475
( moaning stops )
493
00:19:56,522 --> 00:19:58,524
( moaning resumes, squeaking )
494
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:04,447
Oskar:
LET'S CATCH HIM
495
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:05,990
AND SELL HIM TO THE CIRCUS.
496
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:07,783
WE CAN MAKE MONEY.
497
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:12,288
NO, IT'S BAD LUCK
TO HURT A GHOST.
498
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:14,290
( loud moaning )
499
00:20:14,373 --> 00:20:17,960
MAN, YOU WEREN'T EXAGGERATING
ABOUT ONE THING, ARNOLD.
500
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:19,462
SOMETHING SURE STINKS
AROUND HERE.
501
00:20:19,545 --> 00:20:21,839
YEAH.
502
00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:24,383
( loud moaning )
503
00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:27,553
Oskar:
WHOA.
504
00:20:27,637 --> 00:20:28,554
HELLO?!
505
00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:30,389
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
506
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:30,848
SMELL MAKE ME SICK.
507
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,516
( soft moaning )
508
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:36,354
( all talking at once )
509
00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:41,275
( moaning )
510
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:42,610
Gerald:
HEY, WAIT.
511
00:20:42,693 --> 00:20:44,153
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T.
512
00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,071
WHY NOT?
513
00:20:45,154 --> 00:20:46,489
MAN, IF YOU OPEN THAT
514
00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:47,657
AND WE FIND OUT WHAT'S BEHIND IT
515
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,243
ONE OF US WILL BE RIGHT.
516
00:20:50,326 --> 00:20:50,660
SO?
517
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:51,202
SO...
518
00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,079
ONE OF US WILL BE WRONG.
519
00:20:53,162 --> 00:20:54,455
AND WHAT IF IT'S ME?
520
00:20:56,707 --> 00:20:58,501
( knob rattling )
521
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:02,046
( glass shattering )
522
00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:06,592
( all screaming )
523
00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:07,218
( thunder booming )
524
00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:09,053
NEVER EAT
RASPBERRIES, BOYS.
525
00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:12,181
GRANDPA?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
526
00:21:12,264 --> 00:21:13,265
CAN'T A FELLOW USE
527
00:21:13,349 --> 00:21:15,351
THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM
IN PEACE?
528
00:21:15,434 --> 00:21:17,520
I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD
THIS BATHROOM.
529
00:21:17,603 --> 00:21:19,981
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
A SECRET PASSAGEWAY.
530
00:21:20,064 --> 00:21:20,856
IT IS.
531
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,525
YOU THINK I WANT EVERYONE
532
00:21:22,608 --> 00:21:23,901
FINDING OUT
ABOUT MY EXTRA BATHROOM?
533
00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:26,988
I'D NEVER GET MY READING DONE.
534
00:21:27,071 --> 00:21:28,364
( men grumbling )
535
00:21:28,447 --> 00:21:30,324
OH, GREAT.
536
00:21:30,408 --> 00:21:31,909
NOW THE SECRET'S OUT.
537
00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:34,412
Ernie:
HEY, IT'S EVEN GOT A SHOWER.
538
00:21:34,495 --> 00:21:35,997
AND MARBLE SINKS.
539
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,749
THE OLD GUY'S BEEN
HOLDING OUT ON US.
540
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,251
THIS MAGAZINE RACK
541
00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:41,585
MUST BE PURE WALNUT.
542
00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:43,629
NICE WALL'S PAPER.
BUNNY RABBIT.
543
00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,715
THERE, ARE YOU SATISFIED,
ARNOLD?
544
00:21:45,798 --> 00:21:47,508
( toilet flushes )
545
00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:49,051
THERE IS NO GHOST!
546
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:50,428
THE KID'S RIGHT.
547
00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:51,303
NO GHOST.
LET'S GO.
548
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:53,889
Grandpa:
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
LET'S GO.
549
00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:55,933
YOU NEVER SAW THIS.
550
00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:56,892
GOOD NIGHT.
551
00:21:56,976 --> 00:21:58,269
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
552
00:21:58,352 --> 00:22:03,482
WE SPENT HALF THE NIGHT
LOOKING FOR SOME DUMB GHOST.
553
00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:04,608
LET'S GET SOME SLEEP.
554
00:22:04,692 --> 00:22:09,363
( moaning )
555
00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:16,454
( siren wailing )
556
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:23,085
( whooshing )
557
00:22:26,464 --> 00:22:29,258
( whooshing )
558
00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:41,270
UM... BOO!
559
00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:42,271
( whooshing )
560
00:22:42,354 --> 00:22:42,772
( screaming )
561
00:22:42,855 --> 00:22:44,523
( dog barking )
562
00:22:49,612 --> 00:22:52,615
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563
00:22:52,698 --> 00:22:55,409
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