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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,995 --> 00:00:02,830 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,913 --> 00:00:04,456 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:06,709 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:12,131 --> 00:00:13,090 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:17,428 --> 00:00:17,886 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:20,472 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,348 --> 00:00:23,600 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:26,478 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:29,606 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,443 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,526 --> 00:00:35,946 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,364 --> 00:00:39,074 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,494 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:42,578 --> 00:00:43,829 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:48,792 ( school bell ringing ) 16 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:49,835 Arnold: WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 17 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:53,088 ANOTHER DAY WITH HELGA THE HORRIBLE. 18 00:00:53,172 --> 00:00:54,131 CHEER UP, ARNOLD. 19 00:00:54,214 --> 00:00:55,382 IT'S HELGA'S LAST DAY AS HALL MONITOR. 20 00:00:55,466 --> 00:00:57,593 HOW BAD COULD IT BE? 21 00:00:59,052 --> 00:01:01,346 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, STEP IT UP! 22 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:03,640 KEEP MOVING, KEEP MOVING, THAT'S RIGHT. 23 00:01:03,724 --> 00:01:05,100 NO BLOCKING THE HALLS. 24 00:01:06,894 --> 00:01:08,145 THAT'S ENOUGH, SON. 25 00:01:08,228 --> 00:01:10,105 SAVE SOME FOR THE FISHES. 26 00:01:12,357 --> 00:01:12,608 ( chuckling ) 27 00:01:12,691 --> 00:01:14,401 WHAT'S THIS? 28 00:01:14,485 --> 00:01:15,861 LOITERING IN THE HALLS? 29 00:01:15,944 --> 00:01:17,154 HOLDING UP TRAFFIC? 30 00:01:17,237 --> 00:01:18,697 DEFACING SCHOOL PROPERTY? 31 00:01:18,781 --> 00:01:20,574 NO, I WAS JUST TYING MY SHOE. 32 00:01:20,657 --> 00:01:21,867 MOVE IT OR LOSE IT. 33 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:25,788 AH! I LOVE BEING HALL MONITOR. 34 00:01:25,871 --> 00:01:28,832 MAN, I DO NOT CARE WHO THE NEXT HALL MONITOR IS 35 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:30,542 AS LONG AS IT'S NOT HELGA G. PATAKI. 36 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:33,045 YOU SAID IT, GERALD. 37 00:01:33,128 --> 00:01:34,838 ( bell ringing ) 38 00:01:34,922 --> 00:01:37,049 UH, LET'S ALL THANK HELGA PATAKI 39 00:01:37,132 --> 00:01:39,510 FOR HER MONTH OF SERVICE TO P.S. 118 40 00:01:39,593 --> 00:01:40,260 AS HALL MONITOR. 41 00:01:40,344 --> 00:01:42,679 SHE CERTAINLY HAS BEEN DEDICATED. 42 00:01:42,763 --> 00:01:43,764 WE HAVE NEVER HAD 43 00:01:43,847 --> 00:01:44,932 A HALL MONITOR WHO MADE SURE 44 00:01:45,015 --> 00:01:48,644 NO ONE STEPPED ON THE CRACKS IN THE TILE. 45 00:01:48,727 --> 00:01:49,645 THANK YOU, HELGA. 46 00:01:49,728 --> 00:01:50,813 YOU'RE WELCOME. 47 00:01:52,481 --> 00:01:54,691 AS IS OUR TRADITION HERE AT P.S. 118. 48 00:01:54,775 --> 00:01:58,195 THE RETIRING HALL MONITOR GETS TO SELECT THE NEXT OFFICER. 49 00:01:58,278 --> 00:02:00,197 HELGA, HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR REPLACEMENT? 50 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,282 WELL, ACTUALLY, MR. PRINCIPAL WARTZ 51 00:02:02,366 --> 00:02:04,201 I WAS THINKING OF VOLUNTEERING 52 00:02:04,284 --> 00:02:05,285 FOR A SECOND TERM. 53 00:02:05,369 --> 00:02:06,870 ( everyone groaning ) 54 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:07,204 ( snarling ) 55 00:02:09,081 --> 00:02:11,542 YOUR DEDICATION IS TO BE COMMENDED. 56 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,752 BUT EVERY PUBLIC SERVANT 57 00:02:13,836 --> 00:02:16,338 MUST TURN IN THE REVERED BADGE AND MOVE ON. 58 00:02:16,421 --> 00:02:17,339 ( sighs ) 59 00:02:17,422 --> 00:02:19,216 OKAY, FINE. 60 00:02:19,299 --> 00:02:20,717 I PICK... 61 00:02:20,801 --> 00:02:23,804 Kids: ME! ME! 62 00:02:23,887 --> 00:02:25,556 OH, PLEASE! COME ON! 63 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:26,932 Helga: PHOEBE. 64 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:27,474 PHOEBE? 65 00:02:27,558 --> 00:02:27,724 PHOEBE? 66 00:02:27,808 --> 00:02:28,725 ME? 67 00:02:28,809 --> 00:02:32,354 ( playing a cheery march ) 68 00:02:35,149 --> 00:02:38,318 CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR NEW HALL MONITOR 69 00:02:38,402 --> 00:02:38,777 PHOEBE HIERDAHL. 70 00:02:38,861 --> 00:02:40,612 ( all cheering ) 71 00:02:40,696 --> 00:02:42,489 WELL, HELGA... 72 00:02:48,328 --> 00:02:49,246 UH, HELGA 73 00:02:49,329 --> 00:02:51,248 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY. 74 00:02:51,331 --> 00:02:52,457 I APPRECIATE YOUR VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. 75 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,710 IT'S JUST THAT 76 00:02:54,793 --> 00:02:57,754 I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE A VERY GOOD HALL MONITOR. 77 00:02:57,838 --> 00:02:58,755 YOU'RE NERVOUS. 78 00:02:58,839 --> 00:03:00,924 IT'S NOTHING, JUST DO LIKE I DO. 79 00:03:01,008 --> 00:03:02,217 BUT THAT'S JUST IT. 80 00:03:02,301 --> 00:03:03,802 I'M NOT LIKE YOU, HELGA. 81 00:03:03,886 --> 00:03:05,637 LOOK, PHOEBE, HALL MONITOR 82 00:03:05,721 --> 00:03:07,389 IS THE GREATEST JOB THERE IS. 83 00:03:07,472 --> 00:03:08,515 I MEAN, THE PERKS ARE INCREDIBLE. 84 00:03:08,599 --> 00:03:10,475 FREE HALL PASSES 85 00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:12,519 EXTRA TRIPS TO THE WATER FOUNTAIN 86 00:03:12,603 --> 00:03:14,813 AND YOU GET TO BOSS OTHER KIDS AROUND. 87 00:03:14,897 --> 00:03:16,398 I COULDN'T LET IT GO 88 00:03:16,481 --> 00:03:17,608 TO JUST ANYONE. I PICKED YOU BECAUSE 89 00:03:17,691 --> 00:03:19,776 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 90 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:20,611 REALLY? 91 00:03:20,694 --> 00:03:21,653 REALLY. 92 00:03:21,737 --> 00:03:23,030 WELL, THANKS, HELGA. 93 00:03:23,113 --> 00:03:23,906 I'LL DO MY BEST TO UPHOLD 94 00:03:23,989 --> 00:03:25,574 THE TITLE OF HALL MONITOR. 95 00:03:25,657 --> 00:03:27,784 NEVER MIND THAT. 96 00:03:27,868 --> 00:03:30,078 MAKE SURE I GET MY LUNCH LINE PRIVILEGES. 97 00:03:30,162 --> 00:03:31,788 ( yelling ) 98 00:03:31,872 --> 00:03:33,415 OKAY, PHOEBE, YOU'RE ON. 99 00:03:33,498 --> 00:03:35,500 GET OUT THERE AND ROUND THEM UP. 100 00:03:40,631 --> 00:03:41,757 ( meekly ): EXCUSE ME. 101 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:43,967 UM... 102 00:03:44,051 --> 00:03:44,927 UM, SIR? 103 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:45,761 UH, PARDON ME, BUT... 104 00:03:45,844 --> 00:03:47,471 ( screaming ) 105 00:03:47,554 --> 00:03:49,473 PHOEBE! 106 00:03:49,556 --> 00:03:50,974 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 107 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:52,476 PHOEBE, SAY SOMETHING. 108 00:03:52,559 --> 00:03:55,270 I QUIT. 109 00:03:55,354 --> 00:03:56,647 LOOK, I ADMIT WHEN I FIRST ASKED YOU 110 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:58,774 TO BE HALL MONITOR 111 00:03:58,857 --> 00:03:59,775 I HAD MY OWN INTERESTS AT HEART. 112 00:03:59,858 --> 00:04:01,985 BUT NOW IT'S DIFFERENT. 113 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:03,278 NOW IT'S A CHALLENGE. 114 00:04:03,362 --> 00:04:05,989 WE CAN MAKE A HALL MONITOR OUT OF YOU YET. 115 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:08,659 HELGA, I APPRECIATE YOUR TRYING, I REALLY DO. 116 00:04:08,742 --> 00:04:09,868 BUT LET'S FACE IT. 117 00:04:09,952 --> 00:04:12,287 THE SITUATION IS INSURMOUNTABLE. 118 00:04:12,371 --> 00:04:13,288 IT'S HOPELESS. 119 00:04:13,372 --> 00:04:14,247 WAIT, PHOEBE! 120 00:04:14,331 --> 00:04:15,666 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 121 00:04:15,749 --> 00:04:18,293 MAYBE YOU ARE A BIT TOO SOFT-SPOKEN 122 00:04:18,377 --> 00:04:21,672 A LITTLE BIT TOO INTELLECTUAL TO BE A HALL MONITOR. 123 00:04:21,755 --> 00:04:24,091 BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU CAN'T QUIT. 124 00:04:24,174 --> 00:04:25,008 I DON'T GET IT. 125 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:26,843 DO YOU WANT TO BE THE TYPE 126 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:29,012 WHO LETS PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER YOU? 127 00:04:29,096 --> 00:04:30,389 OW! SORRY. NO, BUT... 128 00:04:30,472 --> 00:04:31,056 WHO GETS TALKED OVER 129 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:34,059 AND STEPPED ON AND PUSHED DOWN? 130 00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:35,894 OW! WATCH THAT ELBOW! 131 00:04:35,978 --> 00:04:37,688 WHOA, 'SCUSE ME. OW! 132 00:04:37,771 --> 00:04:39,356 NO, HELGA, BUT... 133 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:40,732 PLEASE MOVE. 134 00:04:40,816 --> 00:04:42,901 THIS WON'T GO AWAY. 135 00:04:42,985 --> 00:04:45,404 SURE, YOU CAN QUIT THIS, BUT WHAT HAPPENS 136 00:04:45,487 --> 00:04:46,405 ON YOUR NEXT JOB? 137 00:04:46,488 --> 00:04:48,365 WILL YOU LET A PROBLEM LIKE THIS 138 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:50,492 KEEP YOU FROM BEING PRESIDENT? 139 00:04:50,575 --> 00:04:53,620 YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 140 00:04:53,704 --> 00:04:55,664 PHOEBE, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 141 00:04:55,747 --> 00:04:58,375 WOW. A FIRST-GRADER STEPPED ON MY GLASSES. 142 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,335 AND I WAS STILL WEARING THEM. 143 00:05:00,419 --> 00:05:01,336 ( sighing ) 144 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:03,046 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, HELGA? 145 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:04,673 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 146 00:05:04,756 --> 00:05:06,842 ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN A FOLLOWER. 147 00:05:06,925 --> 00:05:09,428 I'VE LET PEOPLE PUSH ME AROUND, CUT IN LINE 148 00:05:09,511 --> 00:05:12,055 BORROW MY PENCILS AND NEVER RETURN THEM. 149 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:13,765 WELL, NOT ANYMORE. 150 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:16,935 OUT WITH THE OLD PHOEBE, IN WITH THE NEW. 151 00:05:17,019 --> 00:05:18,145 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 152 00:05:18,228 --> 00:05:20,480 I'LL HAVE YOU ACTING JUST LIKE ME IN NO TIME. 153 00:05:20,564 --> 00:05:22,482 OW. 154 00:05:23,817 --> 00:05:24,985 Helga: OKAY. 155 00:05:25,068 --> 00:05:26,611 I'LL RUN DOWN THIS HALL 156 00:05:26,695 --> 00:05:28,572 AND YOU'LL TELL ME TO STOP. 157 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:28,989 OKAY. 158 00:05:29,072 --> 00:05:29,948 WHEE! I'M RUNNING! 159 00:05:30,032 --> 00:05:32,242 I'M BREAKING THE RULES! 160 00:05:32,325 --> 00:05:34,661 I'M DELIBERATELY FLAUNTING AUTHORITY! 161 00:05:34,745 --> 00:05:35,037 WHEE! 162 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:35,704 EXCUSE ME... 163 00:05:35,787 --> 00:05:36,788 CAN'T HEAR YOU. 164 00:05:36,872 --> 00:05:38,832 EXCUSE ME? YOO-HOO? 165 00:05:38,915 --> 00:05:39,583 STOP RUNNING. 166 00:05:39,666 --> 00:05:42,127 UH-UH, THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP ME. 167 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,545 GO AHEAD, GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT! 168 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:48,425 OH, BROTHER. 169 00:05:48,508 --> 00:05:50,260 THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE EASY. 170 00:05:50,343 --> 00:05:53,513 NOW LET'S SAY SOMEONE'S TAKING A DRINK OF WATER 171 00:05:53,597 --> 00:05:55,682 AND I TAKE CUTS-- WHAT DO YOU DO? 172 00:05:55,766 --> 00:05:58,268 UH, NO CUTS, NO BUTS, NO COCONUTS? 173 00:05:58,351 --> 00:05:58,935 NO. LIKE THIS. 174 00:05:59,019 --> 00:06:00,604 ( blows whistle loudly ) 175 00:06:00,687 --> 00:06:02,272 OH... 176 00:06:06,401 --> 00:06:08,070 YO! HALT! 177 00:06:08,153 --> 00:06:09,780 NOT BAD. 178 00:06:09,863 --> 00:06:11,406 PHOEBE, YOU'RE GOING 179 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,700 TO DO JUST FINE. 180 00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:17,871 AHEM. 181 00:06:17,954 --> 00:06:19,206 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 182 00:06:19,289 --> 00:06:23,085 LET'S ALL WALK NICELY ON OUR WAY TO CLASS. 183 00:06:24,836 --> 00:06:26,421 EXCUSE ME, SID 184 00:06:26,505 --> 00:06:26,755 NO SHOVING, PLEASE. 185 00:06:26,838 --> 00:06:28,632 YEAH, RIGHT. 186 00:06:28,715 --> 00:06:31,468 EXCUSE ME, I SAID NO SHOVING. 187 00:06:31,551 --> 00:06:33,595 OH, YEAH? WELL, I SAID-- 188 00:06:33,678 --> 00:06:34,971 UH, YOU'RE THE BOSS. 189 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,561 OH, HI, PHOEBE. 190 00:06:41,645 --> 00:06:42,646 HOW'S IT GOING? 191 00:06:42,729 --> 00:06:43,105 DID YOU SEE THAT? 192 00:06:43,188 --> 00:06:44,189 NO. WHAT HAPPENED? 193 00:06:44,272 --> 00:06:46,942 I JUST MADE A KID LISTEN TO ME. 194 00:06:47,025 --> 00:06:49,361 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, HELGA. 195 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:50,570 MAYBE I CAN DO THIS. 196 00:06:50,654 --> 00:06:53,323 SURE, YOU CAN, IT'S ALL IN THE ATTITUDE. 197 00:06:54,908 --> 00:06:56,326 ( blows whistle ) 198 00:06:56,409 --> 00:06:57,786 THAT'S ENOUGH, SON. 199 00:06:57,869 --> 00:06:59,579 SAVE SOME FOR THE FISHES. 200 00:07:00,914 --> 00:07:04,292 ( bell ringing ) 201 00:07:07,504 --> 00:07:09,339 Gerald: MAN, OH, MAN, ARNOLD. 202 00:07:09,422 --> 00:07:11,466 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HALL MONITORS 203 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:13,760 COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN HELGA. 204 00:07:13,844 --> 00:07:15,762 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BEFORE... 205 00:07:15,846 --> 00:07:18,140 FIELD MARSHAL PHOEBE. 206 00:07:18,932 --> 00:07:21,852 YO, HALT! 207 00:07:21,935 --> 00:07:23,019 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST 208 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:25,313 YOU WERE GOING, SON? 209 00:07:25,397 --> 00:07:28,483 I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO GET TO A PRE-ALGEBRA TEST 210 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:30,152 AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT... 211 00:07:30,235 --> 00:07:31,403 YOU JUST THOUGHT, EH? 212 00:07:31,486 --> 00:07:33,822 DID YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT THE SAFETY 213 00:07:33,905 --> 00:07:35,198 OF THE OTHER STUDENTS? 214 00:07:35,282 --> 00:07:37,159 WHAT IF THE LUNCH LADY WAS WALKING BY 215 00:07:37,242 --> 00:07:40,537 WITH A TRAY OF MEAT HASH SURPRISE? 216 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,831 WELL, I GUESS I DIDN'T CONSIDER THAT. 217 00:07:42,914 --> 00:07:43,707 TELL YOU WHAT, SON. 218 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:46,835 TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED TO THINK IT OVER 219 00:07:46,918 --> 00:07:48,003 IN DETENTION! 220 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:49,880 WAY TO GO, PHOEBS. 221 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:52,382 ( both cackling ) 222 00:07:52,465 --> 00:07:54,509 I LOVE BEING HALL MONITOR. 223 00:07:54,593 --> 00:07:57,012 STAY TO THE RIGHT, YOUNG LADY. 224 00:07:57,095 --> 00:08:00,891 MAN, SHE USED TO BE SUCH A NICE, QUIET GIRL. 225 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:07,772 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT MONSTER TRUCK SHOW? 226 00:08:07,856 --> 00:08:08,940 WISH WE COULD GO. 227 00:08:09,024 --> 00:08:10,734 CAN'T. I'VE GOT DETENTION. 228 00:08:10,817 --> 00:08:11,902 I KNOW; ME, TOO. 229 00:08:11,985 --> 00:08:14,154 LOOK AT THESE. 230 00:08:14,237 --> 00:08:16,198 ONE FOR WALKING TOO FAST, ONE FOR WALKING TOO SLOW 231 00:08:16,281 --> 00:08:19,159 ONE FOR TURNING A CORNER TOO SHARPLY 232 00:08:19,242 --> 00:08:20,577 ONE FOR TURNING TOO WIDE 233 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,205 ONE FOR SQUEAKY SHOES, ONE FOR SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET SHOES 234 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:27,042 AND THESE ARE JUST FROM THIS MORNING. 235 00:08:29,419 --> 00:08:30,420 WHAT'S THIS? 236 00:08:30,503 --> 00:08:31,588 ONE FOR LITTERING. 237 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,259 HEY, NO CUTTING. 238 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:37,427 EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE. 239 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:40,430 I'VE GOT MY EYE ON THAT LAST TAPIOCA PUDDING. 240 00:08:40,513 --> 00:08:42,265 PATAKI, NO CUTTING. 241 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:43,767 GOOD ONE, PHOEBE. 242 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:46,311 THAT RULE IS FOR LITTLE PEOPLE. 243 00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:48,813 REMEMBER, I'M ABOVE THE LAW. 244 00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:50,523 NO ONE'S ABOVE THE LAW, HELGA. 245 00:08:50,607 --> 00:08:53,568 PHOEBE, DID YOU FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO HERE? 246 00:08:53,652 --> 00:08:55,362 IT'S ME, HELGA. 247 00:08:55,445 --> 00:08:57,364 I PUT YOU ON THE MAP, REMEMBER? 248 00:08:57,447 --> 00:08:58,365 CUTTING IS AGAINST THE RULES. 249 00:08:58,448 --> 00:09:01,326 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP 250 00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:02,452 FOR DETENTION. 251 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:03,161 PHOEBE, GET REAL! 252 00:09:03,245 --> 00:09:05,789 HELGA DOESN'T DO DETENTION. 253 00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:08,625 I'VE GOT TICKETS TO THE MONSTER TRUCK SHOW. 254 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,126 I WAS GOING TO TAKE YOU. 255 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,127 NO, YOU GET REAL. 256 00:09:11,211 --> 00:09:13,129 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME 257 00:09:13,213 --> 00:09:14,256 NOT TO LET ANYONE PUSH ME AROUND. 258 00:09:14,339 --> 00:09:17,968 I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE PUSH ME AROUND. 259 00:09:18,051 --> 00:09:19,803 AND THAT INCLUDES YOU. 260 00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:22,138 AND ONE MORE THING: 261 00:09:22,222 --> 00:09:23,974 I DESPISE MONSTER TRUCK SHOWS! 262 00:09:24,057 --> 00:09:26,268 SEE YOU IN DETENTION. 263 00:09:26,351 --> 00:09:29,646 WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET ANYONE PUSH YOU AROUND 264 00:09:29,729 --> 00:09:29,938 I DIDN'T MEAN ME. 265 00:09:30,021 --> 00:09:32,148 PHOEBE? 266 00:09:32,232 --> 00:09:33,775 PHOEBE! 267 00:09:38,446 --> 00:09:41,199 YOU KNOW, PHOEBE, I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU. 268 00:09:41,283 --> 00:09:43,201 GUESS I'M NOT THAT LITTLE MOUSE 269 00:09:43,285 --> 00:09:45,996 WHO LETS EVERYONE PUSH HER AROUND ANYMORE, AM I? 270 00:09:46,079 --> 00:09:47,080 YOU MISSED A SPOT. 271 00:09:47,163 --> 00:09:48,331 NO, YOU'RE SOMETHING WORSE. 272 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:51,876 YOU'RE A POWER-HUNGRY, HALL-MONITORING BULLY! 273 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:52,836 ( all gasping ) 274 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:54,462 YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S BAD. 275 00:09:54,546 --> 00:09:56,715 YOU'VE SCREAMED AT KIDS IN THE HALLS 276 00:09:56,798 --> 00:09:59,676 YOU'VE RATIONED WATER AT THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN 277 00:09:59,759 --> 00:10:02,637 YOU'VE GIVEN OUT MORE TICKETS THAN A LOTTERY. 278 00:10:02,721 --> 00:10:03,888 I MEAN, LOOK AROUND. 279 00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:06,766 HALF OF OUR CLASS IS HERE IN DETENTION. 280 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,018 I'M ACTING LIKE YOU. 281 00:10:08,101 --> 00:10:10,854 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME TO BE THIS WAY. 282 00:10:10,937 --> 00:10:12,981 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO GOOD AT IT. 283 00:10:13,064 --> 00:10:14,107 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD PHOEBE? 284 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,609 ( kids murmuring ) 285 00:10:16,693 --> 00:10:19,279 Boy: YEAH, I HEARD SHE USED TO BE... 286 00:10:19,362 --> 00:10:21,156 THE OLD PHOEBE WHO LET KIDS PUSH HER AROUND? 287 00:10:21,239 --> 00:10:23,408 FORGET IT, SHE'S GONE. 288 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:24,784 AND NO ONE MISSES HER. 289 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:25,744 I DO. 290 00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:26,077 YOU DO? 291 00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:28,121 WELL, SURE. 292 00:10:28,204 --> 00:10:29,664 THE OLD PHOEBE WHO WAS MY BEST FRIEND? 293 00:10:29,748 --> 00:10:32,709 THE OLD PHOEBE WHO HELPED ME WITH MY HOMEWORK? 294 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:37,213 WHAT ABOUT THE OLD PHOEBE WHO LET US USE HER PENCIL? 295 00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:40,133 THE OLD PHOEBE WHO ATE THE CRUST OFF MY SANDWICHES 296 00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:41,676 AND GAVE ME THE MIDDLE? 297 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,678 WE WANT THE OLD PHOEBE BACK. 298 00:10:43,762 --> 00:10:45,430 Kids: YEAH! 299 00:10:45,513 --> 00:10:47,015 HAVE I REALLY GOTTEN THAT BAD LATELY? 300 00:10:47,098 --> 00:10:49,100 TAKE A LOOK HERE. 301 00:10:49,184 --> 00:10:49,976 LOOK INTO THAT REFLECTION. 302 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,936 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 303 00:10:55,815 --> 00:10:56,900 ( screaming ) 304 00:10:56,983 --> 00:10:59,194 HEY, IT'S NOT THAT SCARY. 305 00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:00,236 YES, IT IS. 306 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:00,987 I'VE LOST THE OLD PHOEBE. 307 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:03,114 I DON'T WANT TO BE 308 00:11:03,198 --> 00:11:05,241 THIS HORRIBLE, BOSSY, SCARY, SELFISH 309 00:11:05,325 --> 00:11:07,077 EMOTIONALLY CHALLENGED PERSON 310 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,246 WHO HAS TO ORDER PEOPLE AROUND JUST TO GET RESPECT. 311 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:11,498 WHO'D WANT THAT? 312 00:11:11,581 --> 00:11:14,542 I'M GOING BACK TO THE OLD PHOEBE. 313 00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:17,504 ( cheering ) 314 00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:20,256 I DON'T NEED THIS BADGE TO GET RESPECT. 315 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,967 OR THIS WHISTLE, OR THIS BOOK OF TICKETS. 316 00:11:23,051 --> 00:11:26,054 I CAN GET EVERYONE'S RESPECT AND ATTENTION 317 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,847 JUST BY BEING MYSELF. 318 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,015 RIGHT, EVERYONE? 319 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,018 EVERYONE? 320 00:11:32,102 --> 00:11:33,853 RIGHT, PHOEBE. I'M PROUD OF YOU 321 00:11:33,937 --> 00:11:36,189 FOR BEING STRONG ENOUGH TO BE YOURSELF. 322 00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:37,482 LET'S GO GET A SODA. 323 00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:38,733 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 324 00:11:42,028 --> 00:11:43,363 YO, HALT! 325 00:11:43,446 --> 00:11:44,322 PHOEBE? 326 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,490 COMING, HELGA. 327 00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:56,835 HEY, HAROLD. 328 00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:57,293 DO YOU WANT 329 00:11:57,377 --> 00:11:59,462 TO PLAY STICKBALL? 330 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:02,340 AH... I GOT TO GO DO MY LESSONS. 331 00:12:03,425 --> 00:12:04,843 BUT... WELL, OKAY. 332 00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,344 GIVE ME THAT BALL. 333 00:12:07,429 --> 00:12:08,596 ( thudding ) 334 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,182 HEY! I WASN'T READY. 335 00:12:13,393 --> 00:12:15,812 IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, CHAIM? 336 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:17,480 OH, UH, HI, RABBI GOLDBERG. 337 00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:19,357 NO, I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS. 338 00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:22,569 WELL, IT'S TIME WE WENT INSIDE. 339 00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:27,323 WHAT IN THE NAME OF CRIMINEY IS THIS? 340 00:12:27,407 --> 00:12:28,158 WHAT'S HAROLD DOING? 341 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:30,201 LEARNING CHINESE? 342 00:12:30,285 --> 00:12:30,994 NOT CHINESE, GERALD. 343 00:12:31,077 --> 00:12:32,954 IT'S HEBREW. 344 00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:34,998 WHAT DOES IT SAY IN HEBREW? 345 00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:37,083 IT SAYS "BAR MITZVAH," OKAY? 346 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,877 BAR WHAT'S-VAH? 347 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,254 BAR MITZVAH, AND MINE'S THIS SATURDAY. 348 00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:42,422 GOT TO GO. 349 00:12:43,298 --> 00:12:44,549 ( slams door ) 350 00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:47,969 Harold: BARCHU ET ADONAI HAMVORACH. 351 00:12:48,052 --> 00:12:51,389 BARUCH ATAH ADONAI... 352 00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:53,558 BLESSED ARE THOU, O LORD... 353 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:54,559 PELECH... 354 00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:55,477 MELECH... 355 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,812 HAVE YOU PRACTICED YOUR TORAH? 356 00:12:57,896 --> 00:12:58,980 NONSTOP, RABBI, NONSTOP. 357 00:12:59,063 --> 00:13:00,857 CHAIM... 358 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:02,233 MUST YOU CALL ME THAT? 359 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:03,526 I'M HAROLD! 360 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,279 CHAIM IS A WONDERFUL HEBREW NAME. 361 00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:07,864 IT MEANS "LIFE." 362 00:13:07,947 --> 00:13:09,282 HERE IS THE TORAH YOU'LL READ FROM. 363 00:13:09,365 --> 00:13:11,868 CAN'T I JUST USE MY BOOKLET? 364 00:13:11,951 --> 00:13:16,372 READING A PORTION FROM THE TORAH AND DOING YOUR HAFTORAH 365 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,041 IS PART OF WHAT BECOMING 366 00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:20,627 A BAR MITZVAH, A MAN OF DUTY, OF RESPONSIBILITY, IS. 367 00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:24,297 I'LL READ FROM THE TORAH, SAY THE BLESSINGS 368 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,174 KNOCK BACK SOME GRAPE JUICE... 369 00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:28,092 YOU'LL USE YOUR OWN KIDDISH CUP 370 00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:30,094 AND BLESS AND CUT THE CHALLAH. 371 00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:32,388 AND THEN I'LL GET MY PRESENTS, RIGHT? 372 00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:34,057 JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME 373 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,518 HOW MANY PRESENTS AM I ALLOWED TO GET? 374 00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:37,644 HALZA HINE, HOLD YOUR HORSES. 375 00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:41,064 PEOPLE WILL GIVE YOU PRESENTS, FOR SURE. 376 00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:44,025 BUT A BAR MITZVAH IS NOT ALL ABOUT PRESENTS. 377 00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:44,943 IT'S MUCH MORE. 378 00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:47,028 A 13-YEAR-OLD IS SEEN AS A MAN 379 00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:49,155 IN THE EYES OF THE JEWISH PEOPLE. 380 00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:49,739 AND BEING A MAN 381 00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:52,200 MEANS MANY DIFFERENT THINGS. 382 00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:53,701 IN ANCIENT TIMES, IT MEANT 383 00:13:53,785 --> 00:13:57,121 YOU COULD BE THE HEAD OF A HOUSEHOLD, WORK AS A MAN 384 00:13:57,205 --> 00:13:59,874 AND MAKE DECISIONS FOR THE WHOLE COMMUNITY. 385 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,585 I'M GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN ANCIENT TIMES. 386 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:04,587 GOT ANYTHING TO WASH THIS CHALLAH DOWN WITH? 387 00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:07,757 DON'T FILL UP ON THE BREAD. 388 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,760 THE LARGER MESSAGE OF THE BAR MITZVAH FOR YOU 389 00:14:10,843 --> 00:14:14,472 IS THAT YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS. 390 00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:17,100 YOU MUST TRY TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 391 00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:19,310 AND IT'S NOT ALWAYS SO EASY. 392 00:14:19,394 --> 00:14:20,436 BE A MENSCH, A GOOD PERSON. 393 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,564 AND DO MITZVOT, GOOD DEEDS. 394 00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:24,691 THAT'S WHAT GROWING UP IS ABOUT. 395 00:14:24,774 --> 00:14:27,652 DO YOU REMEMBER THE THREE THINGS 396 00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:29,445 WE DISCUSSED LAST TIME? 397 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:31,614 RIGHTEOUSNESS, CHARITY AND PRAYER? 398 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:34,576 DO THE RIGHT THING, HELP OTHERS, AND PRAY. 399 00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:35,535 GOTCHA, RABBI. 400 00:14:35,618 --> 00:14:36,953 AND PRACTICE, HAROLD. 401 00:14:37,036 --> 00:14:38,997 HAROLD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 402 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,791 I MUST TELL YOU, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 403 00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:43,376 WILL YOU BE READY FOR THIS SATURDAY? 404 00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:45,753 IT MAY NOT BE A BREEZE. 405 00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,880 THIS SHABBOS, YOU'LL STAND UP 406 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,049 AND BE COUNTED AS A MAN. 407 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:50,967 ( gulps ) 408 00:14:52,051 --> 00:14:53,636 LISTEN, YOU'RE ALL INVITED 409 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,804 TO MY BAR MITZVAH. 410 00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,139 YOU BETTER BE THERE. 411 00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:58,558 AND, YOU BETTER GET ME SOMETHING GOOD. 412 00:14:58,641 --> 00:14:59,726 NOTHING CHEAP, NOTHING GIRLY. 413 00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:04,355 ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT YOUR BAR MITZVAH, HAROLD? 414 00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:05,398 ME, NERVOUS? 415 00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:06,983 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? 416 00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:10,695 Rabbi: I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, HAROLD. 417 00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,572 STAND UP AND BE COUNTED. 418 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:15,491 IN ANCIENT TIMES, YOU HAD TO WORK LIKE A MAN. 419 00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:17,160 YOU'RE 13 NOW, HAROLD. 420 00:15:17,243 --> 00:15:19,037 YOU MUST DO THE WORK OF A MAN. 421 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,498 GET WATER FROM THIS WELL AND GIVE IT TO THESE CAMELS. 422 00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:23,541 THEY'RE THIRSTY. 423 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,335 I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAN. 424 00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:26,419 I JUST WANT A PARTY, HAVE FUN 425 00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:29,005 AND GET LOTS OF PRESENTS. 426 00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:32,592 A BAR MITZVAH IS MUCH MORE THAN A PARTY, HAROLD. 427 00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:35,136 IT'S A SPECIAL CEREMONY AT THE SYNAGOGUE. 428 00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:37,930 YOU READ IN ANCIENT HEBREW FROM THE TORAH 429 00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:38,473 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 430 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,725 AND YOU WEAR A YARMULKE 431 00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:41,684 AND A TALLIS, A PRAYER SHAWL. 432 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,395 YOU HAVE TO SING IN FRONT OF ALL OF US. 433 00:15:44,479 --> 00:15:46,689 THAT'D MAKE ME NERVOUS. 434 00:15:46,773 --> 00:15:48,650 IT'S NOT JUST FUN AND GAMES ANYMORE. 435 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,486 STAND UP AND BE COUNTED AS A MAN. 436 00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:54,072 AND GIVE MY CAMEL SOME WATER, PINK BOY. 437 00:15:54,155 --> 00:15:54,822 MINE TOO, MISTER MAN. 438 00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:56,616 COME ON, HAROLD, BE RESPONSIBLE. 439 00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,368 ( all chanting ): BE A MAN. 440 00:15:58,451 --> 00:16:00,536 BE A MAN, BE A MAN. 441 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:01,621 ( crashing ) 442 00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:02,705 AAH! 443 00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:04,332 Mom: AH, THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL SUIT. 444 00:16:04,415 --> 00:16:06,709 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE 445 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,795 MY HAROLD IS ALL GROWN UP. 446 00:16:08,878 --> 00:16:11,923 HERE, SON, I GOT YOU A BRAND NEW YARMULKE. 447 00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:12,882 ( sniffs ) 448 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,467 MAYBE YOU SHOULD REVIEW 449 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,219 YOUR HAFTORAH, HAROLD. 450 00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:18,137 I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE US PROUD. 451 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:21,099 AND TRY TO KEEP YOUR SHIRT TUCKED IN, SON. 452 00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:24,894 Rabbi: THIS IS YOUR BIG DAY. 453 00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:27,313 YOU'LL BE LOOKED UPON AS A MAN. 454 00:16:27,397 --> 00:16:29,649 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 455 00:16:34,153 --> 00:16:35,738 HEY, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. 456 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,448 IT'S YOUR BIG DAY, HUH? 457 00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:41,202 I'M GOING TO THE SYNAGOGUE RIGHT NOW TO GET A GOOD SEAT. 458 00:16:41,285 --> 00:16:43,329 I'M NOT GOING TO ANY SYNAGOGUE. 459 00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:44,622 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 460 00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:47,625 I'M RUNNING AWAY TO ELK ISLAND. 461 00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:48,418 RUNNING AWAY? 462 00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:51,087 BUT IT'S YOUR BIG BAR MITZVAH TODAY! 463 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,171 DON'T REMIND ME. 464 00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:54,424 I'M RUNNING AWAY AND THAT'S IT. 465 00:16:54,507 --> 00:16:56,175 I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAN. 466 00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:57,176 I'M NOT READY. 467 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,094 BUT HAROLD... 468 00:16:58,177 --> 00:16:59,595 I'M GOING TO THE DOCKS. 469 00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:02,598 I'M GOING TO RENT A CANOE AND ROW TO ELK ISLAND. 470 00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:04,642 I DON'T HAVE TO BE RIGHTEOUS 471 00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:07,770 OR GIVE CHARITY, OR PRAY OR NOTHING LIKE THAT. 472 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,398 HAROLD, WAIT! I KNOW. 473 00:17:10,481 --> 00:17:13,109 WE'LL WALK AROUND FOR A WHILE... AND TALK. 474 00:17:13,192 --> 00:17:15,111 THEN WE'LL GO TO THE SYNAGOGUE. 475 00:17:15,194 --> 00:17:16,654 NO, I'M NOT GOING THERE. 476 00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:17,655 Woman: DANNY! 477 00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,407 DANNY BOY. 478 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:19,991 DANNY! 479 00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:22,285 YOUNG MAN, PLEASE HELP ME. 480 00:17:22,368 --> 00:17:24,454 I JUST LOST MY LITTLE BOY DANNY. 481 00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:26,330 HE WAS JUST HERE A MOMENT AGO. 482 00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:27,331 DANNY. 483 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:27,832 LOOK, LADY. 484 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:30,001 I'M SORRY ABOUT DANNY. 485 00:17:30,084 --> 00:17:32,128 BUT I HAVE TO CATCH THE NEXT BUS 486 00:17:32,211 --> 00:17:34,505 GET TO THE DOCKS, AND RENT A CANOE. 487 00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:35,965 OH, DANNY, DANNY BOY. 488 00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:39,010 WEREN'T YOU EVER SEPARATED FROM YOUR MOTHER? 489 00:17:39,093 --> 00:17:42,638 ( child wailing ) 490 00:17:42,722 --> 00:17:43,473 MOMMY! 491 00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:46,267 DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY MOMMY IS, MISTER? 492 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:50,438 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MOMMY, AND I'M NOT A "MISTER." 493 00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:50,980 I'M A KID, TOO. 494 00:17:51,063 --> 00:17:52,648 WHAT'S YOUR MOM LOOK LIKE? 495 00:17:52,732 --> 00:17:55,067 TALL... ( hiccups ) 496 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:56,152 ...AND HAS... 497 00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:56,527 ( sobs ): HAIR! 498 00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,738 ( wailing ) 499 00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,782 MAYBE I SHOULD GET HIM TOGETHER 500 00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:02,825 WITH THAT LADY WHO WAS YELLING. 501 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,577 THEY CAN SCREAM AND CRY TOGETHER. 502 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,330 ( sobbing ) 503 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:08,664 HEY, LADY. 504 00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:10,166 DANNY! 505 00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:11,125 MOMMY! 506 00:18:11,209 --> 00:18:13,127 SAFE, YOU'RE SAFE. 507 00:18:13,211 --> 00:18:14,295 OH, THANK YOU. 508 00:18:14,378 --> 00:18:16,297 ( motor roaring ) 509 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:19,675 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 510 00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:23,554 IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT DUMB KID AND THAT OLD LADY 511 00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:25,681 I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED MY BUS. 512 00:18:25,765 --> 00:18:27,683 THAT WAS A PRETTY NICE THING YOU DID, HAROLD. 513 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,018 Harold: YEAH, YEAH. 514 00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:32,104 AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT BUS. 515 00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:38,361 AH, MIGHT AS WELL GET A MISTER FUDGIE IN THE MEANTIME. 516 00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:39,904 Rabbi: FRIENDS, FRIENDS, HAVE FAITH. 517 00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:43,324 I'M SURE THERE'S A RATIONAL REASON 518 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:45,368 WHY HAROLD'S NOT HERE YET. 519 00:18:45,451 --> 00:18:46,327 I BET HE'S... 520 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,870 DILIGENTLY PRACTICING 521 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,330 EVEN AS WE SPEAK. 522 00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:50,832 HEY, THANKS. 523 00:18:50,915 --> 00:18:51,833 THANKS A LOT. 524 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:52,375 Kid: IT'S MINE. 525 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,376 IT'S MINE. 526 00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:55,545 I HAD IT FIRST. 527 00:18:55,628 --> 00:18:57,129 YOU GIVE IT BACK. 528 00:18:57,213 --> 00:18:58,339 NO, IT'S MINE. 529 00:18:58,422 --> 00:19:00,341 WHY DON'T YOU DIVIDE IT IN HALF? 530 00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:01,592 YOU'LL BOTH HAVE SOME. 531 00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,052 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 532 00:19:03,135 --> 00:19:03,678 IT'S MY ICE CREAM. 533 00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:06,180 DON'T YELL AT MY FRIEND. 534 00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:08,933 ( both arguing ) 535 00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:13,354 ( arguing louder ) 536 00:19:13,437 --> 00:19:15,273 HOLD IT. 537 00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:16,566 I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 538 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,778 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU 539 00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,822 GIVE UP A POPSICLE BEFORE. 540 00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:25,533 YEAH, WELL, THOSE KIDS WOULDN'T SHUT UP. 541 00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,786 HAROLD, PEOPLE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED 542 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,371 IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP. 543 00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:31,914 I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT READY. 544 00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,249 I CAN'T TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY. 545 00:19:41,924 --> 00:19:44,552 CUTE LITTLE SUIT YOU'VE GOT. 546 00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:46,095 DON'T FORGET YOUR BEANIE. 547 00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,179 IT'S NOT A BEANIE 548 00:19:47,263 --> 00:19:48,264 IT'S A YARMULKE. 549 00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:50,600 AND I'M WEARING THIS SUIT AND YARMULKE 550 00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:52,435 BECAUSE TODAY'S MY BAR MITZVAH. 551 00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:54,520 YOU MAY BE DRESSED IN YOUR BEST 552 00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:55,897 BUT YOU'RE STILL A PUNK 553 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,773 AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS. 554 00:19:57,857 --> 00:19:58,774 SAY YOUR PRAYERS, KIDDO. 555 00:19:58,858 --> 00:20:01,277 SH'MA YISRAEL ADONAI... 556 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,028 WHAT? 557 00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,321 ELOIHANU ADONAI ECHAD. 558 00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:05,156 HEY, YOU'RE WEIRDING ME OUT 559 00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:05,615 WITH THAT GIBBERISH. 560 00:20:05,698 --> 00:20:07,700 I'M OUT OF HERE. 561 00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:09,493 AH! 562 00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,162 LAST STOP, DOCKS! 563 00:20:11,245 --> 00:20:12,663 HEY, I FINALLY MADE IT. 564 00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:16,334 NOW I JUST HAVE TO GET MY CANOE AND ROW AWAY FROM HERE 565 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:16,918 AND FROM BAR MITZVAHS 566 00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:19,503 AND FROM BEING A GROWN-UP. 567 00:20:21,756 --> 00:20:22,757 HAROLD, LISTEN. 568 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,883 YOU PROVED TODAY 569 00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:24,967 YOU DID LEARN FROM THE RABBI. 570 00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:28,512 THAT KID AND HIS MOTHER? RIGHTEOUSNESS. 571 00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:30,014 THAT POPSICLE YOU GAVE UP? CHARITY. 572 00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:32,975 THE WAY YOU STOOD UP TO THAT KID? 573 00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:33,643 YOU DID IT WITH PRAYER. 574 00:20:33,726 --> 00:20:34,977 YOU DID GOOD THINGS. 575 00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:38,397 RIGHTEOUSNESS, CHARITY, AND PRAYER. 576 00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:40,316 YEAH! 577 00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:41,484 ARNOLD, YOU KNOW 578 00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:42,985 I, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 579 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,029 I DID DO GOOD THINGS TODAY. 580 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:46,489 YOU ABSOLUTELY DID. 581 00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:48,658 AND WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GO NOW, HAROLD? 582 00:20:48,741 --> 00:20:49,659 ELK ISLAND! 583 00:20:49,742 --> 00:20:51,744 UNTIE THE CANOE 584 00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,537 FROM THE DOCK, ARNOLD. 585 00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:54,914 TIME'S A-WASTING. 586 00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:56,916 I'M GOING TO YOUR BAR MITZVAH. 587 00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:58,626 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT 588 00:20:58,709 --> 00:20:59,460 YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING. 589 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:11,055 Rabbi: MY FRIENDS 590 00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,391 THE BAR MITZVAH BOY IS NOT HERE. 591 00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:15,768 THIS IS A TOUGH TIME IN A YOUNG PERSON'S LIFE 592 00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:19,105 AND WE TRY OUR BEST TO HELP. 593 00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:22,066 AND I TRIED MY BEST WITH HAROLD. 594 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:25,027 I DON'T WANT TO SAY I LOST FAITH IN HIM, BUT... 595 00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:26,487 HAVE SOME FAITH, RABBI. 596 00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,572 I'M HERE. 597 00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:30,866 TODAY, I AM A MAN. 598 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:44,547 V'AHAVTA ET ADONAI ELOCHECHAH 599 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:54,932 B'CHOL LEVAVCHA OOV'CHOL NAFSHECHAH OOV'CHOL MEODECHA. 600 00:21:55,016 --> 00:21:56,851 CHAIM, YOU CHANTED BEAUTIFULLY TODAY 601 00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:58,644 AND MADE US ALL PROUD. 602 00:21:58,728 --> 00:21:59,895 MAZEL TOV! 603 00:21:59,979 --> 00:22:01,230 CAN WE EAT NOW? 604 00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:03,065 Arnold: HEY, YOU SURPRISED ME. 605 00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:05,401 YOU SHOWED UP AND YOU WERE GREAT. 606 00:22:05,484 --> 00:22:05,985 BUT I GOT TO KNOW... 607 00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:08,696 WHAT HAPPENED TO ELK ISLAND? 608 00:22:08,779 --> 00:22:10,656 THEY WOULDN'T RENT ME A CANOE. 609 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:12,241 I WAS TOO YOUNG. IT'S WEIRD. 610 00:22:12,324 --> 00:22:15,661 I'M OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE ALL KINDS OF RESPONSIBILITY 611 00:22:15,745 --> 00:22:17,288 BUT I CAN'T RENT A CANOE. 612 00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:18,372 LOOK AT HIM. 613 00:22:18,456 --> 00:22:19,582 OUR LITTLE MAN. 614 00:22:19,665 --> 00:22:20,207 YEAH. 615 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,668 NO MORE ACTING LIKE A KID. 616 00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:25,046 HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY YARMULKE! 617 00:22:25,129 --> 00:22:26,630 ( wailing ): MOMMY! 618 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,716 THEY TOOK MY YARMULKE! 619 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:38,934 ( Klezmer dance music playing ) 620 00:22:39,018 --> 00:22:42,438 ( dance music continues ) 621 00:22:48,027 --> 00:22:49,070 ( men shouting ): HEY! 622 00:22:49,153 --> 00:22:52,073 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 623 00:22:52,156 --> 00:22:54,575 and NICKELODEON] 624 00:22:59,455 --> 00:23:02,500 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 625 00:23:25,189 --> 00:23:26,273 Men: HEY! 626 00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:29,360 HEY! 627 00:23:29,443 --> 00:23:30,319 HEY! 628 00:23:30,402 --> 00:23:31,987 HEY! 41615

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