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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,995 --> 00:00:02,746 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,415 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:06,709 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:12,089 --> 00:00:13,090 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:16,677 --> 00:00:17,594 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:17,678 --> 00:00:20,472 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,348 --> 00:00:23,600 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:24,518 --> 00:00:26,437 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:26,729 --> 00:00:29,606 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,401 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,484 --> 00:00:35,946 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,364 --> 00:00:39,074 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,453 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:42,536 --> 00:00:43,829 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:01:00,053 --> 00:01:01,805 ( explosion ) 16 00:01:04,349 --> 00:01:05,642 ( sighs ) 17 00:01:05,726 --> 00:01:06,769 ONE DAY, MY SWEET 18 00:01:06,852 --> 00:01:08,645 YOU'LL NOTICE ME BEHIND YOU 19 00:01:08,729 --> 00:01:10,939 AND YOU'LL NEVER WANT US TO BE APART. 20 00:01:11,023 --> 00:01:13,650 I'LL BE THE CENTER OF YOUR EVERY THOUGHT 21 00:01:13,734 --> 00:01:14,985 YOUR EVERY ACTION! 22 00:01:15,068 --> 00:01:16,153 SHH. 23 00:01:16,236 --> 00:01:17,237 Man: SIT DOWN! 24 00:01:17,321 --> 00:01:19,239 Woman: There he is again 25 00:01:19,323 --> 00:01:22,075 FAWNING OVER THAT CHEAP TRAMP, BRITTANY. 26 00:01:22,159 --> 00:01:24,453 MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE HIM JEALOUS. 27 00:01:24,536 --> 00:01:25,078 COME HERE, ELLIOT. 28 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:28,999 MMM... 29 00:01:32,711 --> 00:01:34,129 HMM, JEALOUS, EH? 30 00:01:34,213 --> 00:01:35,672 THAT'S IT. 31 00:01:35,756 --> 00:01:38,675 I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE ARNOLD JEALOUS. 32 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:40,844 SOME SAP I CAN ORDER AROUND. 33 00:01:40,928 --> 00:01:42,888 LIKE A BOYFRIEND, BUT WHO? 34 00:01:42,971 --> 00:01:44,848 WHO'S THE PERFECT CHUMP? 35 00:01:44,932 --> 00:01:48,101 Helga: LET ME PUT THIS IN TERMS YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 36 00:01:48,185 --> 00:01:50,395 I'M HIRING YOU TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. 37 00:01:52,022 --> 00:01:52,731 YOU KNOW, BUY ME STUFF 38 00:01:52,815 --> 00:01:55,734 WORSHIP THE GROUND I WALK ON. 39 00:01:55,818 --> 00:01:58,195 I'LL PAY YOU A CANDY BAR A DAY. 40 00:01:58,278 --> 00:02:00,781 WHY, HELGA, I HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 41 00:02:00,864 --> 00:02:04,076 I MEAN, I GUESS I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE IN YOUR OWN WAY. 42 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:07,830 BUT I NEVER REALIZED THE EXTENT OF YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME. 43 00:02:07,913 --> 00:02:10,415 OH, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, KID. 44 00:02:10,499 --> 00:02:12,167 THIS IS A BUSINESS DEAL. 45 00:02:12,251 --> 00:02:14,086 NOW, WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE? YES OR NO? 46 00:02:14,169 --> 00:02:19,216 WELL, COULD YOU MAKE IT A MR. NUTTY CANDY BAR? 47 00:02:19,299 --> 00:02:19,550 FINE. 48 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:21,718 HOT DANG. 49 00:02:21,802 --> 00:02:24,972 OKAY, HELGA, YOU GOT YOURSELF A HIRED BOYFRIEND. 50 00:02:25,055 --> 00:02:27,975 GOOD. I'LL KNOW YOU WHEN I NEED YOU. 51 00:02:29,101 --> 00:02:30,310 WHOO-HOO! 52 00:02:30,394 --> 00:02:33,021 Helga: PULL OUT MY CHAIR, AND WHEN I SNEEZE 53 00:02:33,105 --> 00:02:35,232 GIVE ME THIS HANDKERCHIEF AND SAY 54 00:02:35,315 --> 00:02:37,693 "BLESS YOU, DARLING" AND SAY STUFF LIKE 55 00:02:37,776 --> 00:02:39,653 "YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE MAD." 56 00:02:39,736 --> 00:02:41,363 AND, "YOUR EYES ARE BIG POOLS 57 00:02:41,446 --> 00:02:42,906 I CAN LOOK INTO FOREVER." 58 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:45,242 YOU KNOW, YA-DEE-YA BOYFRIEND STUFF 59 00:02:45,325 --> 00:02:46,910 LIKE IN THE MOVIES. 60 00:02:49,371 --> 00:02:50,330 THERE HE IS! 61 00:02:55,085 --> 00:02:56,962 HELP ME INTO MY CHAIR. 62 00:02:57,045 --> 00:02:59,715 OKEY-DOKEY, DARLING. 63 00:03:04,094 --> 00:03:07,389 HELGA, MY PET, YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO MULES. 64 00:03:10,684 --> 00:03:12,436 KNOCK IT OFF, STINKO. 65 00:03:12,519 --> 00:03:14,062 HE'S GOING... 66 00:03:14,146 --> 00:03:16,398 ( sneezes ) 67 00:03:16,481 --> 00:03:18,525 HAVE A HANKIE, MY PET. 68 00:03:18,609 --> 00:03:20,944 BLESS YOU, SWEET DARLING. 69 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:23,530 Helga: NOW THIS TIME 70 00:03:23,614 --> 00:03:25,365 YOU BETTER NOT MESS UP. 71 00:03:25,449 --> 00:03:27,200 UH, HELGA, DID I MENTION 72 00:03:27,284 --> 00:03:28,452 THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE? 73 00:03:28,535 --> 00:03:30,454 WHOA! 74 00:03:30,537 --> 00:03:31,997 IT'S ALWAYS ME, ME, ME. 75 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,249 CAN'T YOU THINK ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE FOR A CHANGE? 76 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:40,339 LET'S GO! 77 00:03:40,422 --> 00:03:42,466 NOW, WHEN I SAY SO 78 00:03:42,549 --> 00:03:45,427 YOU SKATE OUT HERE AND PICK ME UP. 79 00:03:49,765 --> 00:03:52,184 OKAY, NOW! 80 00:03:53,685 --> 00:03:55,145 ( crowd cheering ) 81 00:03:59,733 --> 00:04:01,443 I CAN'T HOLD YOU, HELGA. 82 00:04:01,902 --> 00:04:04,154 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 83 00:04:04,237 --> 00:04:06,490 ( all screaming ) 84 00:04:08,575 --> 00:04:09,576 ( screaming ) 85 00:04:14,039 --> 00:04:19,044 CAN I HAVE MY MR. NUTTY NOW, DARLING? 86 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:25,008 PRETEND YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING WITTY AND URBANE 87 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:29,012 AND, REMEMBER, YOU'RE MY ADORING BOYFRIEND. 88 00:04:29,096 --> 00:04:29,388 GOT IT. 89 00:04:33,266 --> 00:04:36,395 ( laughing ): OH, STINKY, YOU SLAY ME! 90 00:04:39,898 --> 00:04:42,651 I SAID, "STINKY 91 00:04:42,734 --> 00:04:44,027 YOU SLAY ME!" 92 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:45,737 ( laughing ) 93 00:04:45,821 --> 00:04:47,531 ( bees buzzing ) 94 00:04:47,614 --> 00:04:50,075 HELP! 95 00:04:51,576 --> 00:04:53,537 HELP! 96 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:54,663 HELP! 97 00:04:54,746 --> 00:04:55,789 HELP! 98 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:56,832 HELP! 99 00:04:56,915 --> 00:04:58,875 HEY, WASN'T THAT HELGA? 100 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:00,085 UH-HUH. 101 00:05:03,755 --> 00:05:05,590 STINKY, THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT. 102 00:05:05,674 --> 00:05:07,801 I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 103 00:05:07,884 --> 00:05:09,136 EXCLUSIVELY. 104 00:05:09,219 --> 00:05:09,970 HUH? 105 00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:11,096 YOU'RE FIRED! 106 00:05:11,179 --> 00:05:13,265 THE WHOLE THING'S KAPUT! 107 00:05:13,348 --> 00:05:15,267 OVER! AM-SCRAY, BUCKO! 108 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:16,393 BUT HELGA... 109 00:05:16,476 --> 00:05:18,395 SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS, STINKY. 110 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:20,814 ( sneezes ) 111 00:05:20,897 --> 00:05:23,567 BLESS YOU, MY SWEET DARLING. 112 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:26,153 THANKS. 113 00:05:26,236 --> 00:05:29,698 HMM, I FEEL STRANGELY WISTFUL 114 00:05:29,781 --> 00:05:31,700 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 115 00:05:31,783 --> 00:05:32,868 ( knocking ) 116 00:05:32,951 --> 00:05:34,161 Man: STINKY? 117 00:05:34,244 --> 00:05:35,787 WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT 118 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:37,998 AND HAVE A NICE CHEESE SANDWICH? 119 00:05:38,081 --> 00:05:39,332 I CAN'T, DAD. 120 00:05:39,416 --> 00:05:42,210 I'M TOO FORLORN, MELANCHOLY 121 00:05:42,294 --> 00:05:43,336 AND WISTFUL. 122 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:45,839 WELL, OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. 123 00:05:45,922 --> 00:05:48,675 CAN I HAVE THE CHEESE SANDWICH? 124 00:05:48,759 --> 00:05:49,801 PLEASE? 125 00:05:49,885 --> 00:05:51,511 I DON'T CARE. 126 00:05:51,595 --> 00:05:54,556 WHOO DOGGLES! 127 00:06:00,854 --> 00:06:04,441 STINKY, ARE YOU OKAY? 128 00:06:04,524 --> 00:06:05,942 ( sniveling ): SURE. 129 00:06:06,026 --> 00:06:08,779 I'M OKAY, JUST DANDY. 130 00:06:08,862 --> 00:06:11,990 OH, ARNOLD, I'M ALL TORN UP INSIDE. 131 00:06:12,074 --> 00:06:15,452 WHY, STINKY? WHAT HAPPENED? 132 00:06:15,535 --> 00:06:15,869 ( sobbing ) 133 00:06:15,952 --> 00:06:18,580 THERE'S THIS GIRL. 134 00:06:18,663 --> 00:06:20,040 A GIRL YOU LIKE? 135 00:06:20,123 --> 00:06:22,000 YEAH. AT FIRST I WAS JUST IN IT 136 00:06:22,084 --> 00:06:25,587 FOR THE MR. NUTTY CANDY BARS. 137 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:26,963 BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH. 138 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:30,258 I'M CRAZY IN LOVE WITH HER. 139 00:06:30,342 --> 00:06:32,928 ( sobbing ): JUST CRAZY IN LOVE. 140 00:06:33,011 --> 00:06:36,306 THIS REALLY BITES. 141 00:06:36,389 --> 00:06:38,725 GEE, STINKY, THAT'S TOO BAD. 142 00:06:38,809 --> 00:06:40,435 WHO'S THE GIRL? 143 00:06:40,519 --> 00:06:44,606 IF I TELL YOU, WILL YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE? 144 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:45,732 SURE. 145 00:06:45,816 --> 00:06:46,942 OKAY. 146 00:06:47,025 --> 00:06:48,318 ( whispers ): HELGA PATAKI. 147 00:06:48,401 --> 00:06:50,070 ( shouts ): HELGA PATAKI! 148 00:06:53,323 --> 00:06:55,951 ( sobs ) 149 00:06:56,034 --> 00:06:57,702 I KNOW IT SEEMS STRANGE 150 00:06:57,786 --> 00:06:59,830 BUT THE MORE I WAS AROUND HER 151 00:06:59,913 --> 00:07:02,207 THE MORE I GOT TO KNOW THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MASK. 152 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:06,419 HELGA'S NOT JUST A SCREAMING BLOWHARD 153 00:07:06,503 --> 00:07:07,003 WHO BOSSES ME AROUND. 154 00:07:07,087 --> 00:07:09,965 SHE'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 155 00:07:10,048 --> 00:07:12,175 ( blowing nose ) 156 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:14,845 THE WAY SHE HUFFS AND PUFFS ALL THE TIME 157 00:07:14,928 --> 00:07:16,513 ON ACCOUNT OF STUFF BUGS HER. 158 00:07:16,596 --> 00:07:18,014 THE WAY SHE CALLS ME STINKO. 159 00:07:18,098 --> 00:07:20,225 OH, I COULD GO ON AND ON. 160 00:07:20,308 --> 00:07:23,019 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER? 161 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:24,980 WHAT IF SHE STILL HATES ME? 162 00:07:25,063 --> 00:07:28,191 OH, THE AGONY, OH, THE REJECTION! 163 00:07:28,275 --> 00:07:30,360 I'LL DIE! 164 00:07:30,443 --> 00:07:32,445 YOU WON'T DIE, STINKY. 165 00:07:32,529 --> 00:07:34,197 NO, I WILL. 166 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:34,823 I'LL DIE. 167 00:07:34,906 --> 00:07:37,200 LAY DOWN AND DIE 168 00:07:37,284 --> 00:07:37,868 LIKE AN OLD DOG. 169 00:07:37,951 --> 00:07:39,286 IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT 170 00:07:39,369 --> 00:07:43,623 WALKING AROUND HOPELESSLY IN LOVE DAY AFTER DAY. 171 00:07:43,707 --> 00:07:45,041 I KNOW. 172 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:47,711 YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 173 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:48,837 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO HER. 174 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,797 MY PLAN WORKED! 175 00:07:50,881 --> 00:07:51,423 HE NOTICED ME! 176 00:07:51,506 --> 00:07:52,966 HE CAN'T RESIST ME ANYMORE! 177 00:07:53,049 --> 00:07:55,218 AT LAST, MY PRECIOUS! 178 00:07:55,302 --> 00:07:57,762 DON'T EVER SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT 179 00:07:57,846 --> 00:07:59,848 YOU LITTLE WING-HAIRED SPITWAD! 180 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:01,892 SORRY. CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING? 181 00:08:01,975 --> 00:08:04,519 WELL, THAT DEPENDS. 182 00:08:04,603 --> 00:08:07,814 IS IT ABOUT... OH, SAY, SOMEONE WHO LIKES ME? 183 00:08:07,898 --> 00:08:08,940 MAYBE A FRIEND? 184 00:08:09,024 --> 00:08:10,233 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 185 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:12,861 YOU MIGHT SAY I HAVE AN UNCANNY ABILITY 186 00:08:12,944 --> 00:08:14,946 TO READ PEOPLE. 187 00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:16,823 IS THIS PER CHANCE 188 00:08:16,907 --> 00:08:19,326 SOMEONE WHO HAS OFTEN YEARNED FOR MY AFFECTIONS 189 00:08:19,409 --> 00:08:21,745 BUT DARES NOT SPEAK MY NAME ALOUD? 190 00:08:21,828 --> 00:08:22,787 WOW. 191 00:08:22,871 --> 00:08:25,457 YOU ARE GOOD. 192 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:27,292 AND I SUPPOSE THIS "FRIEND" 193 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,252 WANTS TO MEET ME SOMEWHERE 194 00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:31,796 LIKE THE PARK, AT THE PINK BENCH NEAR THE STATUE? 195 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,883 JUST A SECOND. 196 00:08:34,966 --> 00:08:35,759 IT'S A DEAL. 197 00:08:35,842 --> 00:08:38,970 MY FRIEND WILL MEET YOU THERE AT 3:00, OKAY? 198 00:08:39,054 --> 00:08:40,180 MMM... OKAY. 199 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,600 OH, ARNOLD, MY LOVE! 200 00:08:43,683 --> 00:08:45,769 I COUNT THE MINUTES TILL WE MEET. 201 00:08:45,852 --> 00:08:47,771 AND IT BETTER BE REAL SOON 202 00:08:47,854 --> 00:08:49,940 OR I'LL POUND THE LITTLE RUBBERHEAD. 203 00:08:50,023 --> 00:08:52,067 HEL... HELLO, HELGA. 204 00:08:53,401 --> 00:08:55,612 OH, IT'S YOU, SMELLY. 205 00:08:55,695 --> 00:08:56,821 LISTEN, BEAT IT. 206 00:08:56,905 --> 00:08:58,782 I'M MEETING SOMEBODY HERE. 207 00:08:58,865 --> 00:08:59,950 UH, YEAH, I KNOW. 208 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:00,992 IT'S ME. 209 00:09:01,076 --> 00:09:01,618 YOU? 210 00:09:01,701 --> 00:09:04,037 I'M THE BOY WHO LIKES YOU. 211 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,623 I THINK WE COULD BE REALLY GOOD TOGETHER. 212 00:09:06,706 --> 00:09:08,625 BECAUSE... WELL... 213 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,919 I THINK I LOVE YOU. 214 00:09:11,002 --> 00:09:12,087 YOU LOVE ME? 215 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:13,421 YOU LOVE ME?! 216 00:09:13,505 --> 00:09:14,965 THAT IS SO WEIRD! 217 00:09:15,048 --> 00:09:16,424 IT'S PATHETIC! 218 00:09:16,508 --> 00:09:17,968 I CAN'T HELP IT. 219 00:09:18,051 --> 00:09:18,760 I LOVE YOU. 220 00:09:18,843 --> 00:09:22,097 HELGA, YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME. 221 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,306 LOOK, STINKY. 222 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,558 IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. 223 00:09:25,642 --> 00:09:27,185 NOT NOW, NOT EVER. 224 00:09:27,269 --> 00:09:28,645 BUT WHY NOT? 225 00:09:28,728 --> 00:09:31,982 BECAUSE I'M HELGA PATAKI 226 00:09:32,065 --> 00:09:33,566 AND YOU... 227 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:36,611 WELL, YOU'RE STINKY. 228 00:09:36,695 --> 00:09:38,863 GET THE PICTURE? 229 00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:40,740 SORRY, STINKY. 230 00:09:40,824 --> 00:09:42,575 YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT. 231 00:09:42,659 --> 00:09:43,785 YEAH. 232 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,662 I GUESS THE BEST THING TO DO 233 00:09:45,745 --> 00:09:48,623 IS JUST TRY AND FORGET ABOUT HER. 234 00:09:48,707 --> 00:09:50,875 YEAH, I RECKON YOU'RE RIGHT. 235 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:52,252 LISTEN, STINKY. 236 00:09:52,335 --> 00:09:54,713 THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER FISH IN THE SEA 237 00:09:54,796 --> 00:09:56,172 IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 238 00:09:56,256 --> 00:09:58,258 I DON'T FOLLOW YOU, ARNOLD. 239 00:09:58,341 --> 00:09:59,342 REMEMBER, I'M A SIMPLE BOY 240 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:02,345 AND YOU'RE TALKING IN RIDDLES. 241 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:05,140 WELL, LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU... 242 00:10:14,983 --> 00:10:18,028 ( sighs ) 243 00:10:19,362 --> 00:10:20,864 OH, BROTHER, YOU AGAIN? 244 00:10:20,947 --> 00:10:22,157 STINKY, HOW MANY TIMES 245 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,700 DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 246 00:10:23,783 --> 00:10:25,368 I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU. 247 00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:27,037 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WORM 248 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,206 OR A LITTLE TOAD TO ME. 249 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,000 QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND! 250 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,376 BUT, HELGA... 251 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,127 I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST SAD. 252 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:36,421 AFTER ALL THIS TIME 253 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:38,840 YOU'RE STILL MOONING OVER ME? 254 00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:39,341 BUT, HELGA...! 255 00:10:39,424 --> 00:10:41,551 OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE UP. 256 00:10:41,634 --> 00:10:42,844 MAYBE I'M GOING SOFT 257 00:10:42,927 --> 00:10:45,555 BUT I JUST CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU BEGGING. 258 00:10:45,638 --> 00:10:48,475 I'LL DO YOU A FAVOR, I'LL LET YOU SIT WITH ME 259 00:10:48,558 --> 00:10:51,895 BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO PITIFUL. 260 00:10:51,978 --> 00:10:53,355 PARDON ME, MA'AM. 261 00:10:53,438 --> 00:10:55,231 I DON'T MEAN TO BE IMPOLITE 262 00:10:55,315 --> 00:10:57,650 BUT I BELIEVE YOU'RE IN MY SEAT. 263 00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:58,651 HUH, WHO'S THE SKIRT? 264 00:10:58,735 --> 00:11:02,655 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, HELGA. 265 00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:04,074 I TOOK YOUR ADVICE. 266 00:11:04,157 --> 00:11:05,241 I REALIZED MY FEELINGS FOR YOU 267 00:11:05,325 --> 00:11:07,410 WERE IMMATURE AND MISBEGOTTEN. 268 00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:11,039 IT SURE IS PITIFUL TO KEEP AFTER SOMEONE 269 00:11:11,122 --> 00:11:13,458 WHO HAS NO ROMANTIC INTEREST IN YOU. 270 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:17,087 THAT WOULD BE A SAD AND SORRY STATE OF AFFAIRS, YOU KNOW? 271 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,422 AND THEN, I MET GLORIA. 272 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:20,673 GLORIA? 273 00:11:20,757 --> 00:11:22,092 WHO'S GLORIA? 274 00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:22,717 AHEM. 275 00:11:22,801 --> 00:11:25,053 IT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY 276 00:11:25,136 --> 00:11:26,721 AT THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN. 277 00:11:26,805 --> 00:11:29,391 I GUESS WE WERE JUST PLAIN SMITTEN. 278 00:11:36,356 --> 00:11:38,024 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 279 00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:39,943 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 280 00:11:40,026 --> 00:11:41,820 GLORIA? 281 00:11:42,195 --> 00:11:44,697 ( sighs ) 282 00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:52,247 ( school bell rings) 283 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:53,998 Woman: GOOD MORNING. 284 00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:54,874 I'M MISS FELTER 285 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:57,502 AND I'LL BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER 286 00:11:57,585 --> 00:12:00,422 FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. 287 00:12:00,505 --> 00:12:02,382 SO, LET'S GET STARTED. 288 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,387 OKAY... 289 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,514 WHO'S READY FOR A POP QUIZ 290 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:10,181 ON LONG DIVISION? 291 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:12,267 YOU LOOK COMPETENT. 292 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,476 YOUR NAME? 293 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,602 ARNOLD. 294 00:12:14,686 --> 00:12:17,147 AH, I'M VERY PARTIAL TO THAT NAME. 295 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,107 GO UP TO THE BOARD, ARNOLD. 296 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:20,942 WHEN I SAY, "GO," START DIVIDING. 297 00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:21,317 ON YOUR MARK... 298 00:12:21,401 --> 00:12:23,611 GET SET... GO! 299 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:29,826 GOOD JOB, ARNOLD. 300 00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:31,327 YOU DIVIDED AND CONQUERED. 301 00:12:31,411 --> 00:12:33,246 KNOW-IT-ALL FOOTBALL-HEADED MATH BOY. 302 00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:35,165 ( snoring ) 303 00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:38,835 CAR! 304 00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,176 HI, ARNOLD. 305 00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:46,926 HI, MISS FELTER. 306 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:58,521 Gerald: HEY, ARNOLD! HEADS UP! 307 00:12:58,605 --> 00:13:00,523 YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN? 308 00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:02,734 I'M FINE, MISS FELTER. 309 00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:05,945 YOU DON'T LOOK NOTHING LIKE MISS FELTER. 310 00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,637 I'M SORRY ABOUT MY HOMEWORK. 311 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,890 OH, ARNOLD, I WAS ACTUALLY FLATTERED. 312 00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:35,600 ARNOLD... 313 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,810 DO YOU LIKE MILKSHAKES? 314 00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:37,936 THANKS. 315 00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:55,578 HEY, GERALD. 316 00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,413 ( snickering ) 317 00:13:57,497 --> 00:13:58,748 WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? 318 00:13:58,831 --> 00:13:59,832 YOUR SHIRT. 319 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,042 YOU GOT IT ON BACKWARDS. 320 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:04,003 BACKWARDS? 321 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:05,797 UH, IT IS BACKWARDS. 322 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,258 I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD IS ON BACKWARDS. 323 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,175 YOUR HEAD'S ON CORRECTLY. 324 00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:11,553 IT'S THE SHIRT. 325 00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:23,106 AW, COME ON, ARNOLD. 326 00:14:31,197 --> 00:14:31,739 ( birds chirping ) 327 00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:34,701 WOW... LISTEN TO THE BIRDS! 328 00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:35,660 ( sighing ) 329 00:14:35,743 --> 00:14:37,287 OH, LOOK AT THE FLOWERS. 330 00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,331 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SPEW? 331 00:14:40,415 --> 00:14:42,292 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 332 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,376 COME ON, GERALD! 333 00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:45,295 THAT'S HER CAR! 334 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:47,255 HI, MISS... 335 00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:49,007 ...FELTER. 336 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,218 MISS FELTER? 337 00:14:52,302 --> 00:14:53,303 I THOUGHT IT WAS... 338 00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:54,053 YOU RAN DOWN HERE 339 00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:56,764 TO SAY HI TO OUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER? 340 00:14:56,848 --> 00:14:58,975 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. 341 00:14:59,058 --> 00:14:59,976 LOOK AT MY HOMEWORK. 342 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:03,021 MM, MM, MM. 343 00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:05,064 ARNOLD, YOU GOT THE DISEASE. 344 00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:06,232 WHAT DISEASE? 345 00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:08,151 YOU HAVE A CRUSH 346 00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:09,819 ON OUR TEACHER. 347 00:15:09,902 --> 00:15:11,696 I DO NOT. 348 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:12,655 IN FACT... 349 00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:14,157 SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ME. 350 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,241 SHE CALLED ON ME-- 351 00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:17,035 CALLED ME UP TO THE BLACKBOARD. 352 00:15:17,118 --> 00:15:18,328 RANDOM. 353 00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:20,538 IF SHE CALLS ON YOU BY NAME TODAY 354 00:15:20,622 --> 00:15:23,333 OR PICKS ON YOU SPECIAL, THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE 355 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,376 YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. 356 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,670 BEFORE WE GO OVER MATH HOMEWORK 357 00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,881 WE'LL START OUR SECTION ON POETRY. 358 00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:29,964 ll groaning ) 359 00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:31,257 ( 360 00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:33,676 COME ON, EVERY ONE OF YOU MIGHT BE A POET 361 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,887 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT. ( laughs ) 362 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,014 LET ME READ YOU A BEAUTIFUL POEM 363 00:15:38,097 --> 00:15:39,682 WRITTEN OVER 100 YEARS AGO 364 00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,976 BY MATTHEW ARNOLD. 365 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:42,685 MR. ARNOLD... 366 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:43,519 YOU SEE? 367 00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:43,603 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 368 00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:44,704 UH, NO. 369 00:15:44,704 --> 00:15:44,704 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 370 00:15:44,704 --> 00:15:46,189 UH, NO. 371 00:15:46,272 --> 00:15:47,690 WHY DON'T YOU MOVE HERE BY ME 372 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,151 SO I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU? 373 00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,195 OOH, TEACHER'S PET. 374 00:15:55,031 --> 00:15:55,865 "AH, LOVE... 375 00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:56,866 "LET US BE TRUE TO ONE ANOTHER. 376 00:15:56,949 --> 00:16:01,204 "FOR THE WORLD, WHICH SEEMS TO LIE BEFORE US 377 00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:03,706 "LIKE A LAND OF DREAMS 378 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,208 "SO VARIOUS, SO BEAUTIFUL 379 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,251 SO ARNOLD." 380 00:16:07,335 --> 00:16:11,214 ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD 381 00:16:11,297 --> 00:16:13,508 ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD... 382 00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:18,262 ARNOLD, ARNOLD, ARNOLD. 383 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,223 ARNOLD? 384 00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:21,349 HUH? 385 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,727 HEY, LISTEN TO THIS POEM. 386 00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:25,687 MAN, I'M SICK 387 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,730 OF LISTENING TO YOUR POEMS. 388 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:29,524 WHY ARE YOU READING THEM ANYWAY? 389 00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:30,900 OH, RIGHT. 390 00:16:30,983 --> 00:16:32,318 YOUR CRUSH ON MISS FELTER. 391 00:16:32,402 --> 00:16:34,278 I LIKE POETRY. 392 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,239 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. 393 00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:37,573 GIVE IT UP, MAN. 394 00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:38,950 IT'S HOPELESS. 395 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,243 LOOK, I'M HEADING IN. 396 00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:41,411 YOU COMING? 397 00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:42,912 I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE. 398 00:16:42,995 --> 00:16:45,331 "BUT SOFT, WHAT LIGHT FROM YONDER WINDOW BREAKS? 399 00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:48,418 "IT IS THE EAST 400 00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:51,212 AND MISS FELTER IS THE SUN." 401 00:16:51,295 --> 00:16:53,256 MAN! THAT'S IT, I'M PUKING. 402 00:16:53,339 --> 00:16:55,550 ( bell rings ) 403 00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:56,926 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 404 00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:57,927 ON FRIDAY NIGHT 405 00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:00,221 ARNOLD IS FINALLY COMING OVER. 406 00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:01,723 I'M MAKING HIM DINNER. 407 00:17:01,806 --> 00:17:04,267 I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ALONE WITH ARNOLD. 408 00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:08,604 TOMORROW NIGHT IS THE FIRST TIME I'LL BE IN MY NEW APARTMENT 409 00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,773 WITH MY FIANCE, ARNOLD SKELTER! 410 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:12,483 SHE SAID WHAT? 411 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,111 I SWEAR-- YOU, HER, FRIDAY NIGHT. 412 00:17:15,194 --> 00:17:15,695 ME? 413 00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:16,195 AND HER. 414 00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:18,072 FRIDAY NIGHT? BUT... 415 00:17:18,156 --> 00:17:19,574 YOU WERE RIGHT. 416 00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:21,701 I THOUGHT YOU WERE CRAZY! 417 00:17:21,784 --> 00:17:24,328 BUT, MAN, YOU READ HER LIKE A BOOK! 418 00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:26,706 SHE HAS A MAJOR-LEAGUE CRUSH ON YOU. 419 00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:30,168 "OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ALONE WITH ARNOLD." 420 00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:31,335 DID SHE REALLY SAY THAT? 421 00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:32,712 SHE SAID IT, MAN. 422 00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:34,297 IT'S THE REAL THING. 423 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:37,049 I HEARD IT WITH MY OWN TWO EARS. 424 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,969 HEARD WHAT WITH YOUR OWN TWO EARS, GERALDO? 425 00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:40,970 NOTHING. 426 00:17:41,053 --> 00:17:42,305 WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 427 00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:43,514 WE DO? 428 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:45,475 HEY, WATCH THE MERCHANDISE. 429 00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:48,061 RUNNING, ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME. 430 00:17:48,144 --> 00:17:50,688 OH, HOW I LONG TO MATCH ARNOLD'S STRIDE 431 00:17:50,772 --> 00:17:52,648 RUN WITH HIM AS ONE 432 00:17:52,732 --> 00:17:55,818 BREAK THE TAPE AT THE FINISH LINE OF LIFE AS MRS. ARNOLD... 433 00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:58,738 WAIT, WHAT IS HIS LAST NAME? 434 00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,740 Arnold: WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS? 435 00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:03,201 BECAUSE THE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN, MAN. 436 00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:04,410 AND DURING A ROMANTIC DINNER 437 00:18:04,494 --> 00:18:09,749 THERE ARE THREE PREDOMINANT FACTORS: MOOD, FOOD AND DUDS. 438 00:18:09,832 --> 00:18:10,249 DUDS? 439 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,044 CLOTHES, VALENTINO. 440 00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:13,336 NOW, WALK. 441 00:18:13,419 --> 00:18:15,379 WALK? 442 00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:16,672 LIKE, "WALK" WALK? 443 00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:18,716 NO, NO, NO, WATCH. 444 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,718 IT'S ALL IN THE ATTITUDE, DUDE. 445 00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,845 WHEN YOU WALK, YOU HAVE TO CONVEY 446 00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,680 "YOU ARE ONE VERY SPECIAL MADEMOISELLE." 447 00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:27,225 WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF? 448 00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:29,685 I'M A MAN OF THE WORLD, MY BROTHER. 449 00:18:29,769 --> 00:18:31,729 PLUS I READ MY MOM'S MAGAZINES. 450 00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:32,939 LISTEN UP. 451 00:18:33,022 --> 00:18:36,192 THERE ARE THREE THINGS YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR 452 00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,194 DURING A ROMANTIC TETE-A-TETE. 453 00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:40,613 IF MISS FELTER DOES THESE THREE THINGS 454 00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:41,614 SHE IS SERIOUS. 455 00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:42,949 OKAY, THREE THINGS. 456 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:43,866 SHOOT. 457 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:44,826 NUMBER ONE: 458 00:18:44,909 --> 00:18:45,576 IF SHE FOLDS THE NAPKINS 459 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,953 IN SOME SPECIAL WAY. 460 00:18:47,036 --> 00:18:51,415 TWO: IF SHE PUTS ON SOME SAPPY MUSIC. 461 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,210 AND THREE: IF SHE LIGHTS CANDLES. 462 00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:57,004 NAPKINS, MUSIC, LIGHTS CANDLES. 463 00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:59,465 RIGHT, NOW LET'S SEE YOU DO THE WALK 464 00:18:59,549 --> 00:19:03,386 AND SAY, "YOU SET ONE BEAUTIFUL TABLE, MY FAIR SENORITA." 465 00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:03,886 R-R-R-R-R. 466 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:06,055 DO I HAVE TO PURR? 467 00:19:06,138 --> 00:19:07,473 CHICKS DIG THE PURR. 468 00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:09,517 IT CAN MAKE OR BREAK THE DATE. 469 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,434 ( sighs ) 470 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:13,896 "YOU SET A BEAUTIFUL TABLE, MY FAIR SENORITA." 471 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:14,564 R-R-R-R-R. 472 00:19:14,647 --> 00:19:18,067 EXCELLENT! VERY SUAVE. 473 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,777 IN CASE OF TROUBLE: 474 00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:22,071 I'LL BE OUTSIDE MISS FELTER'S APARTMENT 475 00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:23,990 JUST A WALKIE-TALKIE CALL AWAY. 476 00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:24,740 WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE? 477 00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:27,785 WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH ROMANCE 478 00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:29,871 TROUBLE IS ALWAYS CLOSE BY. 479 00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:35,793 ( doorbell chimes ) 480 00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:38,337 ( door opens ) 481 00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:38,588 HI, MISS FELTER. 482 00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:39,547 ARNOLD? 483 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,591 WHAT ARE YOU...? 484 00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:42,633 AM I EARLY? 485 00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:43,926 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 486 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,761 WELL, I'M A BIT SURPRISED. 487 00:19:45,845 --> 00:19:48,097 I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING YOU... 488 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,098 SO SOON? 489 00:19:49,181 --> 00:19:50,850 I KNEW I WAS EARLY. SORRY. 490 00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:53,936 DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE AND THEN COME BACK? 491 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,438 WELL, I, UH... 492 00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:56,772 OH, HERE! 493 00:19:56,856 --> 00:20:00,359 OH, THIS IS SO SWEET OF YOU. 494 00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:01,611 YOU KNOW WHAT? 495 00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:02,945 COME IN. 496 00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:04,614 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF COOKING. 497 00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:07,617 HE'S A GONER. 498 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,035 YOU'RE LOOKING VERY HANDSOME TONIGHT. 499 00:20:09,118 --> 00:20:12,622 I BAKED BREAD, I MADE A CAESAR SALAD 500 00:20:12,705 --> 00:20:13,789 CHICKEN KIEV 501 00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:15,499 AND A LEMON PIE. 502 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,668 WOW! YOU WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE. 503 00:20:17,752 --> 00:20:19,962 WELL, IT'S KIND OF A SPECIAL NIGHT. 504 00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:22,965 Man: We got a 159 on 13th Avenue, over. 505 00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:26,802 UH, SOMETIMES MY PANTS, UM, THEY TALK. 506 00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,804 OH... 507 00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:30,806 REALLY? 508 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,392 WELL, I BETTER CHECK ON THE CHICKEN. 509 00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:35,645 YOU SET A BEAUTIFUL TABLE, MY FAIR SENORITA. 510 00:20:35,728 --> 00:20:37,897 MUCHAS GRACIAS. 511 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,941 AH, ENCHILADA. 512 00:20:40,024 --> 00:20:42,360 I ALWAYS FORGET HOW TO FOLD THESE FANCY NAPKINS. 513 00:20:42,443 --> 00:20:43,486 NAPKINS? 514 00:20:43,569 --> 00:20:45,029 FANCY NAPKINS? 515 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:48,741 UH, CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM, PLEASE? 516 00:20:49,742 --> 00:20:50,618 GERALD? 517 00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,411 HOW'S IT GOING? 518 00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:53,704 DID YOU PURR? 519 00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:54,246 I FORGOT. 520 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:57,208 MAN, YOU GOT TO PURR! 521 00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:58,751 LOOK, I'M IN TROUBLE. 522 00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,795 SHE'S MAKING A HUGE MEAL 523 00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:03,214 AND JUST STARTED FOLDING NAPKINS. 524 00:21:03,297 --> 00:21:05,383 OH, SHE'S ONE DETERMINED LADY. 525 00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,176 BUT NO MUSIC YET? 526 00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:08,219 NO MUSIC. 527 00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:08,678 That's a good sign. 528 00:21:08,761 --> 00:21:11,013 ( drumbeats ) 529 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:12,682 DO YOU HEAR THAT? 530 00:21:12,765 --> 00:21:15,643 I sure do. It sounds like Bolero. 531 00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:17,019 GERALD, WHAT DO I DO? 532 00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:19,105 Felter: ARNOLD, ARE YOU OKAY? 533 00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,564 YEAH, I'M FINE. 534 00:21:21,107 --> 00:21:23,275 IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME. 535 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,235 SHOULDN'T YOU BE HEADING...? 536 00:21:24,318 --> 00:21:27,822 YOU SET A BEAUTIFUL TABLE, MY FAIR SENORITA. 537 00:21:27,905 --> 00:21:28,823 R-R-R-R-R. 538 00:21:30,574 --> 00:21:30,992 ( laughs ) 539 00:21:31,075 --> 00:21:32,868 THANKS. I MUST MAKE 540 00:21:32,952 --> 00:21:34,286 THE BEAUTIFUL TABLE COMPLETE. 541 00:21:36,622 --> 00:21:38,416 GERALD, COME IN. 542 00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:40,251 SHE'S LIGHTING THE CANDLES. 543 00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:40,710 OH, MAN! 544 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:41,794 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 545 00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:44,463 GO WITH THE FLOW. 546 00:21:44,547 --> 00:21:45,089 DID YOU PURR? 547 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:47,717 GERALD, YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 548 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,926 YOU GOT ME INTO THIS SITUATION. 549 00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,886 Me? You got the crush, man. 550 00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:53,556 SHE HAS THE CRUSH. 551 00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:54,974 GERALD, HELP ME! 552 00:21:55,057 --> 00:21:56,225 ( dog barking over walkie-talkie ) 553 00:21:56,308 --> 00:21:58,060 Go away, Beanie, shoo! 554 00:21:58,144 --> 00:21:59,729 ( doorbell chimes ) 555 00:21:59,812 --> 00:22:01,856 Felter: COMING. 556 00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:10,156 ARNOLD, I WANT YOU TO MEET ARNOLD SKELTER. 557 00:22:10,239 --> 00:22:11,282 HE'S MY FIANCE. 558 00:22:11,365 --> 00:22:13,409 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN JUNE. 559 00:22:13,492 --> 00:22:15,703 DARN GLAD TO MEET YOU, ARNOLD. 560 00:22:15,786 --> 00:22:18,622 SO, YOU'RE ARNOLD. 561 00:22:18,706 --> 00:22:20,916 THERE'S BEEN A BIT OF A MIX-UP HERE 562 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,460 HASN'T THERE? 563 00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:24,045 YEAH, I GUESS THERE HAS. 564 00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:25,629 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT... 565 00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:26,881 OH, ARNOLD. 566 00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:28,674 I'M GLAD YOU CAME OVER. 567 00:22:28,758 --> 00:22:29,884 I LIKE ARNOLDS. 568 00:22:29,967 --> 00:22:31,427 YOU'RE A GOOD KID. 569 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,428 THANKS. 570 00:22:32,511 --> 00:22:32,970 I BETTER GET HOME. 571 00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:36,849 DON'T STOP BEING ARNOLD. 572 00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:40,936 ( barking ) 573 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:44,440 Arnold Skelter: YOU SET A BEAUTIFUL TABLE, MY FAIR SENORITA. 574 00:22:44,523 --> 00:22:45,816 ( purring ) 575 00:22:54,033 --> 00:22:57,453 and NICKELODEON 36595

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