Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,543 --> 00:00:03,961
Okay, why did Max
want us to meet him here?
2
00:00:04,253 --> 00:00:05,338
He said he finally
figured out a way
3
00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,840
to open the unbreakable pinata.
4
00:00:08,132 --> 00:00:08,674
Oh!
5
00:00:08,966 --> 00:00:09,926
Did it work?
6
00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:11,344
Nope.
That was dangerous.
7
00:00:12,428 --> 00:00:14,639
Yeah!
8
00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:17,433
- Oh.
- Oh, boy.
9
00:00:17,725 --> 00:00:21,229
Get the candy!
Get the candy!
10
00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,481
It seems like a lot of work
for some off-brand candy.
11
00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,441
Two musketeers?
12
00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,360
Reestie's peanut butter klormps?
13
00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:28,945
Wait, I got skittles!
14
00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,696
Nope. Skin-nuls.
15
00:00:30,988 --> 00:00:32,532
I think there's glass
in my senior mints.
16
00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:33,324
And my sophomore mints.
17
00:00:38,162 --> 00:00:39,664
Even the ingredients are bunk.
18
00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,208
This says it has
artishishal flavoring.
19
00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,127
All right, we'll bite.
We'll bite.
20
00:00:45,419 --> 00:00:46,295
- All right, fine.
- Out with it.
21
00:00:46,587 --> 00:00:47,880
Guys, this chef I know
really likes my truck...
22
00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:49,840
Don't look surprised.
23
00:00:50,132 --> 00:00:51,008
And he offered me
a job at Knife.
24
00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,385
Dave, congratulations!
25
00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,387
I love that restaurant.
26
00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:55,888
They have a lot of food there.
27
00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:57,515
So you gonna take it?
28
00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:58,849
I don't know.
I can't decide.
29
00:00:59,141 --> 00:01:00,476
I mean, I love
being my own boss,
30
00:01:00,768 --> 00:01:02,728
but owning a food truck's
a lot of pressure.
31
00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,230
Maybe it's time I tried my hand
32
00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:05,606
at the stationary
restaurant game.
33
00:01:05,898 --> 00:01:07,108
You mean, the restaurant game?
34
00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,859
Okay, all right.
35
00:01:09,151 --> 00:01:11,362
Okay, I'd be happy to help you
make a pros and cons list, Dave.
36
00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,948
I mean, making lists
is my number one turn-on
37
00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,284
after tables of contents,
recipe conversions...
38
00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,077
Oh, my God. I'm making a list.
39
00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:19,662
I am so turnt.
40
00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,747
And I could review your financials
without becoming aroused.
41
00:01:22,039 --> 00:01:22,957
Mmm. Who am I kidding?
42
00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,500
I had me at "review."
Mmm.
43
00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:27,420
Guys, do I want advice from
people guessing at the future?
44
00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,339
Or do I want advice
from Tami, my psychic?
45
00:01:30,631 --> 00:01:32,550
Dave, for a leading man-type,
46
00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,468
you've partake in some
really outlandish behavior.
47
00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,178
You don't understand.
Tami is the best.
48
00:01:36,470 --> 00:01:37,805
She helps me with
all my big decisions.
49
00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:39,682
What is it with you two?
50
00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,226
Alex and the ghosts.
You and the psychic.
51
00:01:42,518 --> 00:01:45,229
Oh, no! Do not lump me
in with this bullcorn.
52
00:01:45,521 --> 00:01:48,024
Ghosts are real, just
like warlocks and doulas.
53
00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,359
I am on the fence
about chupacabra.
54
00:01:50,651 --> 00:01:52,486
Not saying they're real,
not saying they're not.
55
00:01:52,778 --> 00:01:53,738
They're real.
56
00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:54,780
Do you even know
what "on the fence" means?
57
00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:56,699
What?
58
00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,420
Are you bringing anybody
to my wedding?
59
00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,380
I only ask because I like
saying the words "my wedding."
60
00:02:11,672 --> 00:02:13,758
Nah, no date.
Wilson dumped me,
61
00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,426
based on some real trumped up
hygiene charges. I doubt that.
62
00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:16,594
Hi, guys!
63
00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:17,470
What in the hell?
64
00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:18,471
DAPHNE.
65
00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:19,722
Hi.
66
00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:21,057
Oh, my God, Penny!
67
00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:21,849
Is that an engagement ring?
68
00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,976
Ah! What?
69
00:02:24,268 --> 00:02:26,062
This old, priceless
family heirloom
70
00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,981
that my hot fiancee's grandmother
smuggled out of the old country?
71
00:02:29,273 --> 00:02:30,816
I mean, I guess
"engagement ring"
72
00:02:31,108 --> 00:02:32,693
is the acceptable nomenclature.
73
00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:33,819
Oh, my God. I saw you
four months ago.
74
00:02:34,111 --> 00:02:35,321
You weren't even dating anybody.
75
00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,531
This is so exciting!
I know.
76
00:02:37,823 --> 00:02:39,492
A whirlwind romance.
Ah.
77
00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:42,161
You just knew in your gut right away.
It's so romantic.
78
00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,496
Oh, my God!
I'm so happy for you!
79
00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,873
Thank you!
You're so sweet!
80
00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,833
Can you believe that bitch?
81
00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,794
Now I'm sorry. I'm not
hearing the bitchy part,
82
00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,962
and my bitch-dar
is pretty rock solid.
83
00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:54,423
You are not fooling me,
one-armed surfer girl.
84
00:02:54,715 --> 00:02:57,134
Max, tell her how mean she was!
85
00:02:57,426 --> 00:03:00,012
I'm not great at reading signals
86
00:03:00,304 --> 00:03:01,931
or understanding basic human contact...
87
00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,892
But all the lady sounds she was
making seemed pretty nice.
88
00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:08,145
"Whirlwind romance"?
89
00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:11,065
Subtext... "You're moving too
fast, you clingy tramp."
90
00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,150
She doesn't know. We're
moving at the perfect pace.
91
00:03:13,442 --> 00:03:15,194
Forget Daphne.
92
00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,822
You and Pete have a lifetime
to get know each other.
93
00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,408
Eh-squeeze?
Why would you say that?
94
00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,243
We already know
each other just fine,
95
00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:23,786
as well as any other couple.
96
00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,329
Of course you do.
I mean...
97
00:03:25,621 --> 00:03:26,997
Not any couple.
98
00:03:27,289 --> 00:03:27,998
Brad and I have known
each other ten years.
99
00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,583
You've known Pete four months.
100
00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,586
Oh, so now you think I'm
moving too fast? I'm not.
101
00:03:32,878 --> 00:03:34,046
No, I didn't say that.
102
00:03:34,338 --> 00:03:35,840
Oh, for your info, I bet
Pete and I know each other
103
00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,550
a lot better than
you and Brad do.
104
00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,761
Okay. Slow it down,
Jackie Joyner-crazy.
105
00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:42,012
You really think that?
106
00:03:42,304 --> 00:03:43,514
Yeah, and I'll prove it.
How?
107
00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:44,515
Couples game night.
108
00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,018
I thought we weren't gonna do
109
00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,645
couples game nights
anymore after...
110
00:03:49,937 --> 00:03:50,980
The Jane.
111
00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,149
Yes! Yes! I win!
112
00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,693
I win! I win!
113
00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:59,113
Game over! I win!
Always win!
114
00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,990
Off! I win.
115
00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,241
Winners don't get touched.
116
00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:04,076
Ugh, what a nightmare.
117
00:04:04,368 --> 00:04:06,036
I wouldn't be caught dead
at that stupid game night.
118
00:04:06,328 --> 00:04:08,247
Good, 'cause you're not invited.
Couples only.
119
00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,081
Dead or alive, I will
be at that game night.
120
00:04:11,959 --> 00:04:13,627
Damn it!
121
00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:17,882
Oh! Disaster alert! My psychic
Tami moved to Arizona.
122
00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:19,341
Now how am I supposed to decide
123
00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:21,010
what to do about this job?
124
00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,720
Can't she just advise you
over the phone?
125
00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:25,139
She has to read
my energy in person.
126
00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,390
Don't you know
how science works?
127
00:04:26,682 --> 00:04:28,100
Hey. Hey.
You know I don't.
128
00:04:28,392 --> 00:04:30,227
I know. I'm sorry.
129
00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:32,229
It's just that I have to give
Knife an answer by tomorrow.
130
00:04:32,521 --> 00:04:34,607
Dave, most times when people
have a big decision to make,
131
00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,777
they just talk to someone
that they trust... and love.
132
00:04:38,068 --> 00:04:40,738
I know, but my nana's too
busy with her new boyfriend.
133
00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,532
Apparently Howard's the toast
of the retirement community.
134
00:04:43,824 --> 00:04:45,326
He can shower without a chair.
135
00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,578
Right. Well, why don't you
just come to game night
136
00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,079
and try and get
some space from it?
137
00:04:49,371 --> 00:04:50,581
You know,
that's a pretty good idea
138
00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,166
coming from a person
who thought skymall
139
00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,959
was an actual mall in the sky.
140
00:04:54,251 --> 00:04:56,378
If we can put a man on the moon,
141
00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:58,506
I am pretty sure we can put
a Chico's in the clouds.
142
00:05:00,257 --> 00:05:01,675
I'm really excited
for game night tonight.
143
00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:02,718
It should be a lot of fun and...
144
00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,470
Pete?
Ow.
145
00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:08,057
This game night
is huge, okay? Huge.
146
00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,184
I mean, we're just here
to have fun... and win...
147
00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:11,811
And have fun by winning. Okay.
148
00:05:12,102 --> 00:05:12,978
Okay, then it's settled.
149
00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:14,939
We'll stop at nothing to win.
150
00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,441
And I'm so glad we brought this
bottle of merlot 'cause it's my fave,
151
00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:18,984
and you should know that in
case it comes up in there.
152
00:05:19,276 --> 00:05:19,860
Okay?
Yeah.
153
00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:21,403
Okay. Pete?
Huh?
154
00:05:21,695 --> 00:05:23,489
I love the sound
155
00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:25,783
your grandma's ring makes on
the bottle when I clink it.
156
00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,034
I wish I would've
met your grandma.
157
00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:28,536
Grandma... Tom?
158
00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:30,704
Grandma... Mmm?
159
00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:32,915
Ma... Tee... Tee...
160
00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,875
Rose. Her name was Rose.
Rose!
161
00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:35,918
Of course.
I'm so forgetful.
162
00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,795
I'm such an Aries.
163
00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,171
Do you wanna write any of
these facts about me down?
164
00:05:39,463 --> 00:05:40,422
Aren't you on the cusp of Aries?
165
00:05:40,714 --> 00:05:41,799
'Cause you were born
on the 22nd.
166
00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,467
How'd you know that?
167
00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:46,053
Because I know you're into the
astrology stuff, so I looked into it.
168
00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:48,389
And I know your birthday
because I'm your fiancee.
169
00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,223
Aw! Mmm.
Come on.
170
00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,143
We got this.
Yeah, we do.
171
00:05:53,435 --> 00:05:54,895
Oh, we don't need to
knock around here. Oh.
172
00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:56,355
Winners win and losers lose,
173
00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,190
and alcoholics, they just booze!
174
00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:00,109
They win at drinking,
that's their thing!
175
00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:01,694
But our thing's
always just winning!
176
00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:02,945
We're Brad and Jane,
let's start this game!
177
00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:04,738
'Sup, suckers?
178
00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:06,240
Oh. Uh-uh.
179
00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,533
I'm cool.
180
00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:08,784
You good?
I'm cool.
181
00:06:10,744 --> 00:06:11,662
We got this.
182
00:06:13,205 --> 00:06:14,957
Oh!
I'm sorry, Alex.
183
00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:16,500
Without Tami, I can't even
make small decisions.
184
00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,419
I got six different kinds
of chips.
185
00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:19,712
Well, we'll definitely
need more.
186
00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,547
But if you need help
making decisions,
187
00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,090
there's an obvious person
you can talk to.
188
00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,925
Oh, my God.
189
00:06:25,217 --> 00:06:26,927
The answer's been in front
of me of this whole time.
190
00:06:27,219 --> 00:06:27,720
Thank you!
Let's start by talking...
191
00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,389
That tarot card reader!
192
00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:33,642
Now it's not Tami, but sometimes
in life you gotta take chances.
193
00:06:33,934 --> 00:06:35,019
You know who taught me that?
194
00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,770
Tami.
195
00:06:37,062 --> 00:06:38,105
I miss her every single day.
196
00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,273
It's been one day.
197
00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:43,235
Okay, Alex and Dave are late,
198
00:06:43,527 --> 00:06:44,737
but we are not gonna wait for them.
Nope.
199
00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:47,197
The first game is called
ready, set, couples!
200
00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:49,158
A fast-paced relationship game
201
00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,993
where Brad and Jane
will kick your ass.
202
00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:52,036
Mmm!
203
00:06:53,662 --> 00:06:54,580
It doesn't really say that.
204
00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:55,873
Then why did you say it then?
205
00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,291
'Cause I wanted to.
206
00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,251
Look what the cat dragged in.
207
00:06:59,543 --> 00:07:01,754
I know you didn't want me at
your little couples game night,
208
00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,213
but what you didn't count on
209
00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:05,007
was the extent of my loneliness.
210
00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,425
So I am here
with my buddy Scotty.
211
00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,219
Is he straight? Yeah.
212
00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:11,722
Is he crazy?
Almost definitely.
213
00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:16,018
But does he do an amazingly spot-on
Condoleezza Rice impression?
214
00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,269
The United Nations of farts.
215
00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,647
No, he does not.
216
00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,106
All right, whatever.
Sit down. You can play.
217
00:07:21,398 --> 00:07:22,983
All right, round one.
218
00:07:24,568 --> 00:07:25,694
Oh, favorite color.
219
00:07:25,986 --> 00:07:28,155
Okay, Max, Penny, and Brad,
220
00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,115
you write down your favorite
color, and we guess.
221
00:07:30,407 --> 00:07:31,492
All right, babe.
222
00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:32,743
You have a lovely home.
223
00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,662
Okay. Here we go.
224
00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,538
Pete...
225
00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:37,915
What's Penny's favorite color?
226
00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,500
Okay. I'm gonna say...
Purple.
227
00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,586
Yes! Eat it.
228
00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:44,004
I was referring to the
spinach dip that I brought.
229
00:07:44,296 --> 00:07:45,255
And please help yourself.
But also, eat it!
230
00:07:45,547 --> 00:07:47,132
And that one
is just pure trash talk.
231
00:07:47,424 --> 00:07:48,425
Also, slap it.
232
00:07:48,717 --> 00:07:49,301
Ow!
Ah!
233
00:07:49,593 --> 00:07:50,552
Okay, our turn.
234
00:07:50,844 --> 00:07:52,304
Max's favorite color is red.
235
00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:54,556
Hello. Scotty.
236
00:07:54,848 --> 00:07:56,308
Nailed it!
How did you know that?
237
00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,811
Oh, I know everything about you, Max.
238
00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,396
What, are you stalking me?
239
00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:03,357
We prefer the term
"Obsessive American." Oh.
240
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,109
And Brad's favorite color
is green,
241
00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,111
so next question.
242
00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,362
Um...
243
00:08:11,448 --> 00:08:12,116
It's blue.
244
00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:16,203
Those are different colors.
245
00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:17,329
Janey, don't worry.
You're gonna get it... ow!
246
00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,083
The Jane.
247
00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:23,252
The Jane.
248
00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,174
Hey, forgetti and meatballs,
249
00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:31,510
Jason Bourne called, and he says
he remembers more stuff than you.
250
00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,971
Why did you say that your
favorite color is blue?
251
00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,931
When we first met, I said my
favorite color was green,
252
00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:37,433
and you said,
"Me, too."
253
00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,309
Early on, I realized that
what turns you on the most
254
00:08:39,601 --> 00:08:40,477
is people agreeing with you.
255
00:08:40,769 --> 00:08:41,895
And you know I likes my sex.
256
00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:44,189
Loves me some smoosh.
257
00:08:44,481 --> 00:08:45,899
All right, well, you
ever wanna get that smoosh again?
258
00:08:46,191 --> 00:08:47,151
I want that smoosh.
Yeah?
259
00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,986
Yeah. Well, they are
laughing at us out there.
260
00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,447
Do you...
261
00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,073
Do you know what you're
calling Pete? What?
262
00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:55,534
The new Brad.
The new Brad?
263
00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:56,535
What?
264
00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:57,911
This Brad's still fresh!
265
00:08:58,203 --> 00:08:59,705
Are you?
Fresh to death!
266
00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:00,664
Oh, it's on!
Mmm-hmm.
267
00:09:00,956 --> 00:09:02,249
Let's do this. Yeah!
Yeah!
268
00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:03,459
Uh.
Uh. Ahhh!
269
00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:04,251
Walk it off.
All right.
270
00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:07,504
Okay, gang, here we go.
271
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,425
Next category is favorite foods.
272
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:12,551
Ooh!
273
00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,219
We got this...
274
00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:15,220
Oh, yes.
In the doggie bag.
275
00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:16,472
Mm-hmm!
276
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:17,765
You're not me, Pete.
277
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,058
- What's that?
- See?
278
00:09:19,349 --> 00:09:20,392
Can't even hear like me.
279
00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:22,978
All right, Penny, what's
Pete's favorite food?
280
00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,188
Okay, okay, okay. Uh...
281
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,272
I got this! I got this!
Pork pork.
282
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,358
Yes, it's pork pork!
283
00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:30,819
Something my mom made.
It's two pork chops.
284
00:09:31,111 --> 00:09:31,820
- Give a tiny tap!
- Yes!
285
00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,157
Okay, I am gonna guess...
286
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,159
Your favorite food
is dolphin meat.
287
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,787
D'oh! So close.
288
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,080
Reestie's peanut butter klormps.
289
00:09:41,371 --> 00:09:43,123
And my favorite food, of course,
290
00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:45,250
is lemon sage chicken
291
00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:47,544
and yukon gold potatoes
292
00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,713
with braised kale.
293
00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,427
Yeah! I put "soup."
294
00:09:55,719 --> 00:09:56,220
You put what?
295
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:57,763
Oops.
296
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:01,809
I'm having second thoughts.
297
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,102
I mean, this place
is kind of weird.
298
00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:05,145
Tami didn't use
any of this stuff.
299
00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,189
We got crystal balls, voodoo
dolls and chicken bones?
300
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,149
No one uses those anymore.
301
00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:11,151
The chicken bones are mine.
302
00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:12,945
Thank you for coming.
Where shall we begin?
303
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,404
With us leaving.
304
00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:16,240
I'm sorry. I don't know you.
You don't know me.
305
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,117
But I think we both know
that this isn't gonna work.
306
00:10:18,408 --> 00:10:19,701
So...
Are you sure?
307
00:10:19,993 --> 00:10:21,912
I sense that you have
a big decision to make.
308
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:22,955
Oh, you're good.
309
00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,915
Hmm?
310
00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,960
The key to couples' jenga
is a steady hand.
311
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,837
And the key to a steady hand
312
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,422
is stealing
Parkinson's medication
313
00:10:32,714 --> 00:10:34,466
from your
landlady's aunt. Ah!
314
00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:37,761
The other key is a couple
completely in sync.
315
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,264
Mmm.
Mmm.
316
00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:41,807
Ah.
Ah.
317
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,309
Oh. Couldn't agree more.
318
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,689
Ugh! Bradford!
319
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,524
♪ You're the best! Around!
320
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:54,027
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down
321
00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:56,113
♪ You're the best! Around!
322
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,906
Yes!
323
00:10:58,198 --> 00:10:59,283
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down
324
00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,326
Drop it. Drop it.
325
00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:02,619
No! ♪ Nothing's gonna
ever keep you down
326
00:11:02,911 --> 00:11:03,912
Not again!
327
00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:05,247
Smoosh!
328
00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:12,462
♪ You're the best! Around!
329
00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:14,256
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down
330
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,091
♪ You're the best! Around!
331
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,386
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down
332
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,263
♪ You're the best! Around!
333
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:23,891
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down
334
00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:26,810
♪ Oh, ho, oh ♪
335
00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:37,279
And, would you look at that?
336
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:38,822
Pete and I win! Yes!
337
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,951
We just barely edged out
America's golden couple...
338
00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:44,203
Max and Scotty!
339
00:11:44,494 --> 00:11:46,079
Hey!
340
00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:47,915
And in last place...
341
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,042
These two strangers.
342
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,543
Have you two even met?
I'm sorry.
343
00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,295
You know what?
That's on me.
344
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,255
Jane, I'd like to introduce
you to your husband Brad.
345
00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:56,632
He's a real nice guy. He stands about 6'2".
Yes.
346
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,051
Yep. We get it.
We get it.
347
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,677
Penny, you won. Yeah.
348
00:12:00,969 --> 00:12:03,013
Yeah, my husband and I are
completely incompatible.
349
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,265
Yay! Cat's out of the bag!
350
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,142
Okay!
351
00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:12,022
Damn you, orange floor-malade!
352
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,152
The wheel of fortune.
353
00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:19,279
I would say that indicates
you should take a risk
354
00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:20,948
and go work at Knife.
355
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,951
Or the wheel represents
the wheel of my truck,
356
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,994
and that's how I'm gonna
make my fortune.
357
00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:27,788
Or it means
what I said it means.
358
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,083
My name's not Ann.
It's Magic Ann.
359
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,335
Magic Ann? Really?
360
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:34,044
Your mom named you that?
361
00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:36,713
Let's see what
the next card says.
362
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,217
Ace of swords.
363
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,551
This pretty clearly implies...
364
00:12:41,843 --> 00:12:43,387
Let me field this one, Annie.
365
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,389
I believe the ace represents me,
366
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,557
working alone at my truck,
ridin' solo.
367
00:12:47,849 --> 00:12:50,143
It's literally a big Knife,
368
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:51,228
which is the name
of the restaurant that...
369
00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:55,607
You know what?
I'm done.
370
00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:57,401
I can't help you.
This is all fake anyway.
371
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:58,860
Doesn't take a rocking
scientist to see that.
372
00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:00,862
You know what?
373
00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:03,282
My last psychic Tami would never
have treated old Dave this way.
374
00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:06,868
Wait. You're Dave Rose.
You drove Tami out of town.
375
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,079
She took early retirement
because of you!
376
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:10,831
She's draining our
psychics' pension fund.
377
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,582
You know what?
It's time for you to go.
378
00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:13,583
We'll go when
we're good and ready.
379
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:16,503
Which is now,
380
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,421
'cause I've been ready to go for
quite some time. Yeah. Yeah.
381
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,052
Wow, you're really
choking that artichoke.
382
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:27,347
Sorry. Bad... choke.
383
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:32,019
Nah, I respect the effort.
384
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,520
- A lot more than I respect...
- my husband,
385
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,439
who can't pass a fruit
386
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,275
or recognize a flawless
drawing of a damn koala bear!
387
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,901
Maybe you should've
circled it a little more!
388
00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:42,738
Jane, I am so sorry.
389
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,364
I... I didn't mean for this
game to make you think
390
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:45,449
you and Brad aren't right for
each other or something.
391
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,242
What? No.
392
00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:48,952
Who said anything
about that? No.
393
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,287
I'm just pissed at him
now because...
394
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,790
He can't answer
a single question about me!
395
00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:55,584
First name's Jane, by the way.
396
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,210
Last name Kerkovich-Williams...
397
00:13:57,502 --> 00:13:59,296
Although I'm thinking of just
rolling it back to Kerkovich.
398
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,506
Cool.
399
00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:04,259
Pen, I would never
let a silly game tell me
400
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:06,303
whether the love of my life
is right for me.
401
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,264
I mean, that's the kind of thing
you just know in your gut.
402
00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:10,849
And you knew right away
with Brad, didn't you?
403
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,226
Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
404
00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:14,978
I just could immediately
imagine us being together
405
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,730
for 40, 50, 60 years
in the future.
406
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,191
Also imagined us
407
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,776
with a hutch full
of game night trophies!
408
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,819
But that is not happening.
409
00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:24,905
Nope!
410
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,615
But good news. I mean, you
get to have it all...
411
00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:29,951
The trophies
and the great husband.
412
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,788
Yeah.
Yeah.
413
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:33,789
Except...
414
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,209
I don't think
that I can marry Pete.
415
00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:47,469
You can't marry Pete?
What the hell?
416
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:48,470
I checked my gut, like you said.
417
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,554
He's not the one.
418
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,681
Oh, Penny.
419
00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:53,683
When I ran into Daphne,
she hit on something
420
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:54,768
that I was already thinking,
421
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,103
so I probably subconsciously
422
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,729
wanted this game night
to prove myself wrong.
423
00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,356
But...
Mmm-hmm.
424
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,565
But it's not about
knowing a bunch of facts,
425
00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:02,275
like what your favorite food is.
426
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,403
I certainly hope not!
427
00:15:04,694 --> 00:15:05,487
That... I'm sorry...
428
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,947
Is very inappropriate right now.
429
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:07,989
You have your whole thing
going on.
430
00:15:08,281 --> 00:15:09,783
Is everything okay?
I heard a ruckus.
431
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:12,953
Penny's breaking up with Pete.
Oh, God.
432
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,205
What? What happened?
433
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,499
I'll kill him!
Did he cheat? On you?
434
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,876
On a test?
On his diet?
435
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:21,503
Of course he didn't. I mean, look
at the guy. He's a knockout.
436
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,754
He didn't do anything.
I mean, I...
437
00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:35,475
Look, anyway,
Pete didn't do anything.
438
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,185
He's the perfect guy.
It's just...
439
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:39,688
He's not perfect for me.
440
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,191
Oh. Max.
441
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,361
You were worried about me, too.
442
00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:48,905
Uh... Yeah.
Super worried.
443
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,283
Penny's breaking up with Pete.
444
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,160
What? No!
445
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,911
Oh, man!
That's terrible.
446
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:56,329
Tell me about it really quickly.
447
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,832
Well...
Oh, Pen! Bummer.
448
00:15:59,124 --> 00:15:59,458
You're probably just
scared about the wedding.
449
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:01,084
Good talk.
450
00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:03,253
No, the wedding's the one
thing I'm not nervous about.
451
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,130
It... it's the 40, 50, 60
years in the future... Hmm.
452
00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:07,090
That I can't imagine.
453
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,093
I don't have what you two have,
454
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:12,846
and I wanna wait for that.
455
00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:15,932
Mmm.
Oh, honey.
456
00:16:16,224 --> 00:16:17,684
My favorite color is you.
457
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:20,020
Mmm, that made no sense,
but I love it.
458
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,189
Mmm.
Mmm.
459
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,940
And it's green from now on.
Okay.
460
00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:25,442
Guys?
461
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,651
You left me alone with Scotty.
462
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:28,612
Now he's trying
to sell me speed,
463
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:29,946
but I think
it might be a centrum.
464
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,240
Pete, we need to talk.
465
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:33,992
Okay.
466
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:39,164
It sucks for those kids, huh?
467
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,250
Max!
Max.
468
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:43,627
What? I'm just sitting here
with a towel on my lap.
469
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:44,920
Oh.
470
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,464
Everyone has abandoned me...
471
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,966
My psychic, a tarot card reader.
472
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:52,344
But at least I know now what
I have to do... Talk to...
473
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,428
To your girlfriend!
A mentalist!
474
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,138
Dave, stop!
475
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,640
You don't need all these people.
You have me.
476
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,518
I'm your person.
477
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:02,103
Oh. I'm sorry. I...
478
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:05,148
Of course.
Well, help me.
479
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,858
Tell me what to do.
Nah.
480
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,568
What?
From what I've seen today,
481
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,279
you know what you want, okay?
But you gotta say it.
482
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:12,656
You can't make
someone else tell you.
483
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,034
What do you want?
I wanna keep my truck.
484
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,536
There it is.
You knew.
485
00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:18,370
Oh.
486
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,622
Okay.
Right?
487
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,332
Okay, so what
you're saying is that
488
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,752
I have been my own
psychic all along.
489
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,672
Yeah, Dave.
You're your own psychic.
490
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,508
You know, you're a lot smarter
than people give you credit for.
491
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,301
Thank you.
492
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:36,805
Wow.
493
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:38,848
Uh...
494
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,227
Okay.
495
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:48,358
Pete, you are such a great guy,
496
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,901
and you deserve to marry
someone who's sure.
497
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:54,447
I'm so sorry.
498
00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,449
And I'm even sorrier
that my friends
499
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:57,534
are watching from the deck.
500
00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:05,083
God, why did we come out here?
501
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,627
Early spring in Chicago
is really just winter.
502
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:09,963
Ah, I wish we could hear
what they're saying.
503
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,465
I can read lips. In my
early 20s, I was deaf.
504
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:13,633
Here's what they're saying...
505
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,177
Oh! Scotty is the greatest.
506
00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:18,722
You should have
bought pills from him.
507
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:19,973
Yeah,
that guy seems pretty cool.
508
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,558
What's his deal?
509
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,184
He seems like he'd be a
good extra set of hands
510
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:24,019
to bring into our relationship.
511
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:26,646
- Ooh.
- Scotty...
512
00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:31,067
Squishy. Your impressions
are getting amazing.
513
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:32,152
- Thanks, brah.
- Yeah!
514
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,283
Okay, well...
515
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,492
I guess this is it.
516
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,540
I almost forgot.
517
00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:47,876
It's, uh, it's
a little awkward. The...
518
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,294
Of course.
Your grandmother's ring.
519
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,837
Yes.
520
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,720
Does not seem to wanna come off.
So sorry.
521
00:18:59,012 --> 00:18:59,846
I think you're pushing it down.
You need to slide it up.
522
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,514
Oh! That did the trick.
523
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:02,390
Yeah. Here you go.
524
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:08,021
Good-bye, Penny.
Good-bye, Pete.
525
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,531
Oh!
526
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,536
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, thank you, guys.
527
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:25,246
Scotty, please do not
touch me there.
528
00:19:25,538 --> 00:19:28,166
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought
tush was in play.
529
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,627
Guys... Big news! Maybe the
biggest news of the night...
530
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,545
Nay, the year.
531
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,422
I'm keeping my food truck.
532
00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:36,257
And in even bigger news,
I'm a psychic.
533
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:37,217
Dave...
Oh.
534
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,968
Not the best time.
535
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,845
Oh, something's going on, right?
I could feel it. I...
536
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,972
Penny just... Oh, it
has to do with Penny!
537
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:44,641
I've got it!
I can figure it out.
538
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,810
Penny is having
Pete's love child,
539
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,853
and they've never been stronger.
Mmm-hmm.
540
00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:51,439
No! You're becoming
a doctor.
541
00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:52,774
Close.
Pete and I broke up.
542
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,317
Oh, my God, Penny.
Are you okay?
543
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,111
No.
544
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,570
Gosh.
545
00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,030
Not in play. Not in play.
For anyone?
546
00:19:59,322 --> 00:19:59,739
- For anyone here.
- Jeez, Scotty!
547
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,199
I need a drink.
548
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,410
I'm so glad I have you.
549
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,161
I would like to raise
a toast to you guys.
550
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:07,914
Oh, no. Oh, no!
551
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,208
I can't hear the... The clink
of the ring on the bottle.
552
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,835
- Oh, God!
- Hey.
553
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,878
Hey! We are not gonna do this.
554
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,798
We are not gonna cry.
We are gonna celebrate,
555
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,633
because what you
just did was make
556
00:20:18,925 --> 00:20:21,678
an incredibly strong
and brave decision.
557
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,888
Okay, you're a big girl
now, and I'm proud of you.
558
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,100
We're all proud of you.
559
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,477
See? Make room, people!
560
00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:30,687
There's a phoenix rising!
561
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,815
Phoenix rising!
Yeah!
562
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,859
Tush in play!
563
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,569
Tush in play!
564
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,195
- Aah!
- Tush in play!
565
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:42,615
How you doin', Pen?
566
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,033
I'm fine.
567
00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:45,577
I mean, it's Pete
you should worry about.
568
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,871
I dumped him two months
before our wedding.
569
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,414
Who does that?
570
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,790
Pete will be fine, all right?
571
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,041
Two months is great.
572
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,793
Hell, even two weeks is great.
573
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,754
At least at two weeks you can
get your tux deposit back.
574
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:56,671
Even a week is good.
575
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:59,215
Even 15 minutes is good.
576
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:01,426
Yeah, Penny, as long as you don't
walk all the way down the aisle
577
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,886
and then up to the altar
and then realize...
578
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:03,720
Oh, I did that.
579
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,598
Oh. God, I suck.
580
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,850
No, no. Hey,
it's not your fault.
581
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,852
I should've seen it coming.
582
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,104
If only I'd been in touch
with my gift back then...
583
00:21:13,396 --> 00:21:15,815
Ew. That's it for me.
Okey dokey.
584
00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:16,983
Okay, see you, guys.
585
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,278
I knew that was
gonna happen, too.
586
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,406
But they'll be back
in three, two, one.
587
00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:24,616
I forgot my purse.
What?
588
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:25,784
I forgot to throw in.
589
00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:26,951
Bye, guys.
590
00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:28,286
Sorry about that, weirdos.
591
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:29,788
Yeah. Ouch.
41743
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof