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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
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You remember my super
racist parrot Tyler.
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Hi, Tyler!
What's up?
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Best entrance ever, girl.
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I realized that Tyler
was just racist
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'cause he didn't have any other
interests other than racism.
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- So I got him into baseball.
- I hate the Indians.
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Yeah, he's a big White Sox fan.
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I hate Native Americans, too.
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On behalf of all Navajo Cubs
fans, I say not cool, bird.
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Now why would you bring
your bird into a diner?
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Wait. I don't know
why I'm surprised.
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I once saw you put
sunscreen on a grape
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'cause you didn't want it
to become a raisin.
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I'm taking Tyler home
from my store
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because I'm going
to the Rom-Com Con.
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This weekend, I am
gonna be rubbing elbows
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with the who's who
of romantic comedy.
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Ooh! On Saturday,
there's a special appearance
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- by Julia Roberts...
- Oh.
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Impersonator, former Kentucky
Derby winner, Pretty Woman.
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Still a big get.
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It's gonna be awesome,
all right?
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Are you sure you don't
want to go, Brad?
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It's in Detroit.
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Ooh! Detroit!
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Sorry. Money's tight. Had
to cut back on all my cons.
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Rom-Com Con, Chaka Khan Con,
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Bond Con...
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James Bond con.
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I wish they had conventions
for stuff I like,
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like Miss Saigon Con
or Butter Pecan Con.
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♪ Or breaking into song Con
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Whoa. ♪ That didn't
exactly work con ♪
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Oh, how about a con
for the drunk guy
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that's about to get
into a fight?
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"Oh, it's on" Con.
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Oh! What about a con for the
guy that's about to get
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into a fight
with that drunk guy?
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"Oh, it's on" Con? "Oh, it's
on con like Donkey Kong con."
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What about one for the girl
who's throwing the party,
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doesn't want those guys
to mess up her parents' house,
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so, "Damn it, Ron,
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"why can't you and Jon
fight out on the lawn Con?"
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- Ohh!
- Ohh!
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Whoa!
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Oh, you know, I've got one, too.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah, please.
Get in on this.
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Shut the up.
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Huh.
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Uh...
Oh.
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Ah.
Con?
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That's good, man.
Yeah.
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That's good. That's really good.
That's good.
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A little hostile. It's a
little hostile, but it's good.
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Guys, I wrote a song for Alex
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because I'm gonna miss her
so much this weekend,
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so let me know what you think.
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Oh, you're just gonna...
You're just gonna play it
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right here in the middle of...
Right here in the bar.
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♪ Al, I miss you,
you're the only one
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Sorry.
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♪ I wish I knew
how to make you come
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♪ Home to me
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♪ Home to me
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♪ Come, come ♪
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That is an odd way
to phrase that.
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I thought so, too. "Back to
me" instead of "home to me"?
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I gotta tell you, bro,
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writing some lame song
for a skeeze skank...
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That's my girlfriend.
That's weak sauce.
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You gotta be like me. Fly solo.
Love is an illusion.
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It's like my friend Prison
Johnny always says to me
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through the glass, "Don't
get attached to anything
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"that you can't walk
away from in 30 seconds
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"if the heat
starts a-coming."
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Isn't that last part just a
quote from the movie Heat?
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Actually, no, David. It's a direct
quote from my original screenplay
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Heat 2: It's Getting
Hot Up In Hurr.
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And, yes, I wrote
an original screenplay
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because I have all the
alone time in the world.
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Thank you for rubbing it in.
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Max. Max!
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Excuse me, people
enjoying each other.
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Wow.
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That is what 275 pounds
of lonely looks like.
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Yeah. He's not having much luck
in the dude department lately.
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We need to set him
up with someone.
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Yes.
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Oh! I got the perfect guy.
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Please. You don't know how
to set anyone up.
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I am a master matchmaker.
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I have brokered three marriages.
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One against their will,
but you know what?
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Sanjay is gonna learn to love Padma...
Eventually.
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Well, your guy, my guy...
Doesn't really matter.
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All that matters
is that Max is happy.
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Of course. Let's let him decide
to probably choose my guy.
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My guy. My guy.
My guy. My guy.
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My guy. My guy.
My guy. My guy.
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I'm not gonna do this with you.
This is childish.
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And unlike you, I don't
have to be the one
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who gets in the last word.
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♪ Your guy will suck greatly ♪
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Yeah!
Ahhh!
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My guy.
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Al, Dave just texted.
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He's picking you up in 10
minutes to go to the airport.
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He says, "Get ready to come
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"downstairs because
there's no parking."
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That's an odd way to phrase that.
Isn't it?
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Tell him Annie Hall
will be right down.
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Check it!
Oh!
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I'm totally gonna win
the costume contest this year.
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You look great.
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And I can do the impression.
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Oh, boy.
La-dee-da. La-dee-da.
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Oh, jeez. Woody Allen.
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You look great.
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Al, here are a couple of
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dozen things I need you to get
signed and authenticated,
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you know, if you have time.
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Whoa. That is
a lot of stuff.
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I'm gonna go get
my camping duffel.
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Sweet.
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Brad, you have an alarming
amount of memorabilia.
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Yeah. Yeah.
This is just Overboard.
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It's not just Overboard.
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It's the unseen director's
cut of Overboard...
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Ooh... where Goldie Hawn doesn't
learn her lesson in the end
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and decides to be rich and alone.
It's priceless.
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Is it?
Yeah.
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Yeah? Priceless?
Give me the tape.
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Um, no. No. No.
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Give me my VHS!
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Oh, no!
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My tape.
Oh. This is the plate
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that Alex made of her hand
when we were little.
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Oh, no.
She loves this plate.
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She still eats birthday
cake off it every night.
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What are we gonna... Wait. She
eats birthday cake every night?
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Just blow past that.
Okay, look, let's hide it,
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and then we'll fix it
after she's gone.
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And don't worry. No one will
even know that you broke it.
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E-squeeze?
You broke it, Penny.
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Uh, counter-squeeze.
You broke it, Brad.
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What?
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You broke it, Brad.
You broke it, Penny.
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A witness.
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Sorry, guys.
This is all I could find.
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You broke it, Brad.
You broke it, Penny.
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Wait. What did he say?
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He said I broke, uh,
the glass ceiling.
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Mmm-hmm. That's right. I'll climb
that corporate ladder in a skirt.
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And I don't even care
who looks up it,
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'cause I keep my yard tidy.
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And those are my choices.
You know, equality.
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Yeah, and,
uh, I broke the record
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for, um, having
the shortest temper.
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Now you better go
on that damn trip!
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Get out of here, you.
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Okay, bye!
Pissing me off.
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Better go have some fun
right now!
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Have fun. Bye.
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You guys.
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Bye. Bye. bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye. bye. Bye.
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What do you idiots want?
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How did you know we were here?
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I smell testosterone. And, Dave,
you smell like peppers, bud.
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Oh.
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Max.
Mmm.
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Dave and I couldn't help but
notice that you were acting
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like a lonely little bitch
the other night.
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I am not lonely.
I was just venting.
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I say a lot of things I don't
mean, like, "I'll pay you back"
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or "I'm good to drive."
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Come on, Max.
We want to set you up.
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I got a great guy, Ben.
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He's in my drum
and my jerk circle.
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What now? It's my amateur
jerky-making group.
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So it's when you and a
bunch of your chef friends
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bring your meat down to a
circle and just jerk together?
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That's it, exactly.
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Anyway, my guy is the ta-tas.
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He's in my spin class,
he's an I-banker,
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and he drives a crossover
vehicle, so, yeah, he's white.
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Okay. My guy,
Jane's guy...
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It doesn't matter. We just
want you to be happy.
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But my guy is better.
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Exactly. Let us make you
happy with my guy.
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My guy.
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I am so happy.
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I am quite fulfilled.
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In fact, I actually have
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a very busy weekend ahead of me.
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Oh, no.
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Uh, what are you... What are
you doing this weekend?
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Well, if you must know,
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I'm about to mount an
all-dead-fly-from-my-windowsill
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production of Pippin, so...
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Yeah. I'm into whatever
you guys got cooking.
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- Yes!
- Yay. No.
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You broke it, Brad.
You broke it, Penny.
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Come on! Brad,
don't worry about Tyler.
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We glue this baby back together,
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and it won't matter
what that damn bird says.
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Ugh. Where'd you get
this stuff?
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These glue fumes are
making me feel all gooey.
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It's from my super.
It's industrial strength.
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He said he only says he
uses it to forget the past.
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Three school buses he crashed.
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What?
It's perfect.
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Wait. Alex did this
when she was five?
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Her hands were gigantic.
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Okay, Alex, give me your hand.
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Et voila.
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You can barely tell
it was broken.
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Right?
We did it!
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Yeah!
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Suck it, Tyler.
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♪ Suck it forever, Tyler
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♪ Suck it, suck it, Tyler
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♪ Squawk about us now
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♪ Squawk about us now, baby,
squawk about us now
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♪ Squawk about us, now, baby,
squawk about us ♪
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Oh!
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Taking a nap, buddy?
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Tuckered out
from all that racism?
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Someone's pooped.
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Someone's pooped.
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Ty-Ty's
a little ti-ti, aren't you?
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Looks like our little baby-waby...
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He's dead.
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Oh, my God!
Ahhh!
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Come on. Clear.
Huh!
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Clear!
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Oh!
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You can't just poke him
with a pencil and say "Clear."
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We need defibrillators.
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Well, I don't have bird
defibrillators, now do I, Penny?
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I saw 'em
in the SkyMall catalog,
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but, no, I just had to get
my marshmallow gun.
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Damn you, Brad!
Damn you to hell!
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Face it, Brad.
Tyler's dead.
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Yeah, 'cause your
stupid glue killed him.
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And now Alex is gonna
totally know it's our fault
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when she reads the bird autopsy.
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Ow!
That's not a real thing!
249
00:08:37,766 --> 00:08:41,311
Fudge. Now I need you to
shush so I can think.
250
00:08:41,603 --> 00:08:43,897
Okay. We need to cover this up.
We need to cover this up.
251
00:08:44,189 --> 00:08:46,442
What would Kerry
Washington do in Scandal?
252
00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,235
Demand to see the president,
then almost make out with him.
253
00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,486
Exactly.
254
00:08:49,778 --> 00:08:51,280
I know.
255
00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:52,948
We make it seem like
he flew out of the window.
256
00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,117
That's brilliant!
Why didn't I think of that?
257
00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,702
Oh, right, because his wings
are clipped, you dunce!
258
00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,788
Ow!
259
00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,206
But if his wings are clipped,
we can make it look like
260
00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:03,333
he fell out of the window.
261
00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:04,543
Now that's brilliant.
262
00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,548
You know, the first two slaps
I get, no notes on those.
263
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,760
But the third? Like, our
ideas were pretty similar.
264
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:13,719
If anything,
I got us in the area.
265
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,849
Congratulations, Brad.
266
00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,184
You pitched an area.
267
00:09:22,936 --> 00:09:24,980
Hey, dum-dums. So you
remember how you two dum-dums
268
00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:26,899
pitched me the idea
of setting me up,
269
00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:28,817
and at first, I was like,
"What a couple of dum-dums"?
270
00:09:29,109 --> 00:09:30,736
But I think I might've found
a guy I really like.
271
00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:34,156
Really?
Oh, hell, yeah!
272
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,618
Which is why I came over
here to give you each
273
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,495
a choice bottle of wine
to say thank you.
274
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:40,704
Then I remembered
275
00:09:40,996 --> 00:09:42,956
those choice bottles
of wine I speak of,
276
00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,917
I stole them
from that wine rack.
277
00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,543
So mentioning wine at all
would just
278
00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:48,462
raise more questions
than the gesture was worth.
279
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,215
Uh, I'm over here biting
my nails. Who'd you choose?
280
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,467
Did you choose Ben or Jamie?
281
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,093
Can I get a drumroll, please?
282
00:09:57,971 --> 00:10:00,307
Neither of 'em. Did not
care for either of 'em.
283
00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:03,185
But during the second
disaster of a date,
284
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,146
I did meet a super cute
bartender named Marcus.
285
00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:07,815
We have all the same interests.
286
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,608
Love Ryan Reynolds,
hate Ryan Reynolds' movies.
287
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:10,567
So I'm seeing him tonight.
288
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,113
Yay!
Yay!
289
00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:15,531
That is awesome.
290
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:16,532
Thanks, guys.
Thank you.
291
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,242
Thrilled for you, Max.
292
00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,953
But can we just put it
in reverse for a sec
293
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,538
and just go back to that
little thing about you
294
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,706
not really caring
for either of our guys?
295
00:10:24,998 --> 00:10:26,959
Uh, specifically, my guy Ben.
296
00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,336
Hmm.
Ben. Yeah.
297
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,547
You know,
Ben just wasn't my type.
298
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,299
He also weirdly
reminded me of someone.
299
00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:36,718
You get John Mayer's latest?
300
00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:39,012
That guy starts at love
and just floors it.
301
00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:40,889
Wow. I love the
shape of your face.
302
00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:42,850
Whoa.
303
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,810
I mean,
that line is a boxer-dropper
304
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,603
if ever I heard one.
305
00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:50,107
But who is it... Who is it
that he reminds you of?
306
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:53,485
Well, it seems like Dave's
guy has deuced the futon.
307
00:10:53,777 --> 00:10:55,696
Oh. But what could possibly
be wrong with my guy?
308
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,656
Jamie?
He just wasn't my type either,
309
00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,366
to tell you the truth.
310
00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:02,119
He also reminded me of someone.
Really?
311
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,581
I've taken the liberty of
writing up our date itinerary.
312
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,249
It's laminated, so no worries
if you spill salsa on it.
313
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,376
But don't.
314
00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:10,127
Seriously, don't.
315
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,008
A laminated itinerary is
just good planning. Is it?
316
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,968
Huh. But that is
not what matters.
317
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,513
What matters is that you and your
new friend, Marcus, are happy.
318
00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:23,348
So jazzed for you.
319
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,017
So jazzed for you, Max.
320
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,352
Great. Well, I got
to skedaddle.
321
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,230
Meeting Marcus later.
322
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:33,984
And let me tell you, I plan on
wining, dining, and 79'ing him.
323
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,528
And, yes, if you're
wondering, that is 10 better.
324
00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:39,156
Oh. Ooh.
325
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,741
All right, Brad, let's get
our stories straight.
326
00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:45,120
Tired of Alex's diverse
group of friends,
327
00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:46,914
Tyler finally decided
to make a break for it.
328
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,665
Okay.
Leaving behind
329
00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:51,126
this trail of feathers, he
made his way to the window,
330
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:52,920
pausing only to poo
331
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,255
on this Newsweek
with Obama on the cover.
332
00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:57,341
Butt full of bigotry.
333
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,259
Then he pecked through the
screen, leaving behind this...
334
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,138
Cartoonish, parrot-shaped hole?
335
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,349
Brad, you had one job.
336
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,559
Maybe I made enough room for
my conscience to fit through.
337
00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:08,769
Ugh. Okay, whatever.
338
00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:12,814
He pecked through the screen,
tried to fly, but couldn't,
339
00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:15,192
and then fell to his death.
It's the perfect crime.
340
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,486
Wow. Now the only
thing left is one of us
341
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,154
needs to toss this guy into
the dumpster. Nice and easy.
342
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,742
Yep, just, uh, take
that nasty, dead bird
343
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:24,993
and throw him in the trash.
Easy-peasy.
344
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:30,707
Ew! Ew! Ew!
345
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,837
Oh.
346
00:12:36,129 --> 00:12:38,257
To Max and his new guy Marcus.
347
00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:41,051
So, so, so, so happy for Max.
348
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,346
You know what thought
I just cannot shake, though,
349
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:47,516
is how did Max and
Jamie not hit it off?
350
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,643
Delete Jamie and
replace him with Ben,
351
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,353
and you've got what's going
on inside my noodle.
352
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,313
I mean, tether me
back to earth here,
353
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,649
but Jamie is a catch.
354
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,193
Great legs, awesome
take charge personality.
355
00:12:58,485 --> 00:12:59,695
Max needs that.
356
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:03,156
And call me crazy,
but Ben is a dream, right?
357
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,950
I mean, describe me loco,
358
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,743
but what is Max thinking?
359
00:13:07,035 --> 00:13:09,746
I mean, up is down,
acoustic guitars are lame,
360
00:13:10,038 --> 00:13:12,457
Mayer is bad?
361
00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:15,711
I mean, when did
we all turn on Mayer?
362
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,256
Well... Pretty much
right off the bat.
363
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,883
But you know, the more we
talk about Ben and Jamie,
364
00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:24,720
the more I see that you and
I, without realizing it,
365
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,888
set Max up with two guys
that are exactly like
366
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,642
two of the best dudes in town.
367
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:33,437
Thank you. And who is
this Marcus guy?
368
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,105
I mean, that name...
369
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,691
Oh. God, it sounds black.
370
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,318
Which is the only
thing I like about it.
371
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:40,652
Otherwise, I hate that guy.
372
00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:42,863
But, we are missing the point.
373
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,115
Max is happy.
374
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,867
Yes. That is all
that matters.
375
00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:48,410
Max is happy.
376
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:49,745
To Max.
377
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,999
Still...
378
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:54,875
Mmm-hmm.
379
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,210
Mmm.
380
00:13:57,502 --> 00:13:58,003
How can you eat bird right now?
381
00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:00,839
I can't eat.
I can't sleep.
382
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,257
All I hear is Tyler.
383
00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:04,384
You killed me.
384
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,094
But a white guy would've
killed me better.
385
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:07,846
Maybe we should
just confess to Alex.
386
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,765
Hey, lady,
the only way we get caught
387
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,059
is if you blow this for us,
so just keep it together.
388
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,520
Fine. I won't sing.
389
00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:17,898
But there's no way anyone in
the world is stupid enough
390
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,483
to believe that bird
fell out the window.
391
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,401
Guys, my bird fell out the window!
392
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:22,652
Tyler's dead.
393
00:14:22,944 --> 00:14:24,821
Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
394
00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:26,823
What a terrible accident,
I'm assuming.
395
00:14:27,115 --> 00:14:29,117
I have no idea what happened.
The screen was popped open,
396
00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:30,952
there was feathers everywhere.
397
00:14:31,244 --> 00:14:33,538
He dropped some farewell heat
on my Obama Newsweek.
398
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:34,915
Wow. Not the Newsweek.
399
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,292
Dark days. Dark days.
400
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,295
But you need to move on.
401
00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:42,672
My advice would be to not
ask anyone any questions
402
00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:44,883
about anything at all
ever again.
403
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,885
It's called closure.
404
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,845
You know what? You're right.
Yes, you're right.
405
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,139
Sweet, sweet closure.
406
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:52,933
These are dang good.
407
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,309
Mmm. Of course, the
real closure will come
408
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:55,227
when I get
the autopsy report back.
409
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:58,939
Lord have mercy.
410
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,487
I don't like talking about my sex
dreams that much, but it was me,
411
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,115
Jeff Van Gundy,
and Stan Van Gundy.
412
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,492
No. I had Jeff coaching
me on defense,
413
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:11,785
and Stan coaching me on offense.
414
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,163
Max, I didn't know
you come here.
415
00:15:15,455 --> 00:15:17,124
We spend half our
lives here, Jane.
416
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,500
Me? Just hanging out with Jamie.
417
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,836
Great guy, by the way.
418
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,547
He said he is dying to go
on another date with you,
419
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,757
and then boom,
fate takes the wheel
420
00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:28,176
and parallel parks us
next to you...
421
00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:29,511
And your doughy friend.
422
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,805
Whoa.
Actually, Jane,
423
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,641
you said it was Max who was
dying to go out with me.
424
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,268
Did she now? Max, are
you dating this guy?
425
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,395
Who? Neil Patrick Niles? No.
426
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,939
Max, I did not know
that you come here.
427
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,774
You mind if me and Mr.
Wonderful circle up?
428
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,402
Yeah, I mind.
I mind a lot.
429
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,987
Great.
We doing single sangrias
430
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,530
or should I order el carafe?
431
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:53,869
- No carafes.
- None for me.
432
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,246
I don't put Spanish beverages
in French containers
433
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,458
because I'm not, as you would
probably say, muy gauche.
434
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:01,001
Plus fruit
garnishes carry more diseases
435
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,961
than Kevin Smith's
refrigerator handle.
436
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,755
Okay, what's going on here?
437
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:07,549
- I can explain, Marcus.
- Allow me.
438
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,218
Our buddy max here
makes terrible decisions,
439
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,596
but luckily, we know
what's best for him.
440
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,514
Well, when you guys decide
who you want Max to date,
441
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,558
just let me know.
442
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,060
No. Come on, Marcus.
443
00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:21,104
Marcus, this is a bit
of an overreaction.
444
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,190
I mean, this happens
to everybody. Well...
445
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,233
I hope you two idiots are happy.
446
00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,611
I told you, I never wanted
to date Jamie or Ben ever.
447
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:28,945
Harsh barley, bro.
448
00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:30,989
Is it?
Is it harsh barley?
449
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,491
What is wrong
with Ben and Jamie?
450
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:33,825
They're you.
451
00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:35,368
What?
What?
452
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,496
Are you kidding?
Look at yourselves.
453
00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:40,123
I think you
got all the germs, guys.
454
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:42,375
And I got Jack Johnson one and
Jack Johnson two over here.
455
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,169
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
456
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,213
I don't know how to make this
any clearer to you guys,
457
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,716
but I would never date anyone
even remotely like you two.
458
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,843
You wanted me to be happy?
I almost was,
459
00:16:52,135 --> 00:16:54,054
and then you ruined it.
So if you'll excuse me,
460
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,639
I'm gonna go home,
hard-boil an egg,
461
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,224
and eat it on the toilet.
462
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,141
L'chaim.
463
00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:00,894
Oops.
464
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,187
Yeah.
465
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,442
Thank you guys so much
for paying your respects.
466
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,361
Tyler would be so touched
that you're here.
467
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,904
Well, not you, Brad.
468
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,365
Of course. So, uh,
469
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,325
did you get
the autopsy report or...
470
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,953
Brad, she doesn't want
to talk about that now.
471
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,247
Yeah, but I haven't read it yet.
Just too sad.
472
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,373
Mmm. Mmm.
473
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,250
Oh. Tyler's friends
are here.
474
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,293
White power.
475
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:27,045
I should go and say hello.
Excuse me.
476
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,172
Be strong, girl.
Yeah.
477
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,424
Oh, my God. We gotta come clean now.
Please, can we come clean?
478
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,009
I am so scared.
Shush!
479
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:34,511
She will never know anything
480
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,346
if she never reads
the autopsy report.
481
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,098
That's why you are gonna
find it and destroy it.
482
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,016
What if it was e-mailed
to her as a PDF?
483
00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:41,685
How do you destroy a PDF?
It's in the clouds.
484
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,019
I don't control the clouds.
I'm not Thor!
485
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:44,396
Shush mouth.
486
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,731
Now, go. Be a man.
487
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,817
I'll go find it. Ugh!
488
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,236
Well, matchmaker, matchmaker.
489
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,697
You know, I'd storm out right
now if my love for funeral food
490
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,116
wasn't greater than my hatred
for two selfish jerks.
491
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,035
Max, we're sorry that
we screwed things up.
492
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:00,912
I mean, we really do
want you to be happy.
493
00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:03,582
Which is why
we tracked Marcus down,
494
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:04,874
explained to him what happened,
495
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,668
and told him he'd be lucky
to date a guy like you.
496
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,713
Wow. You guys, thank you.
497
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,631
That's awesome. What,
should I call him or...
498
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:12,924
Oh...
No.
499
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:14,467
Absolutely not.
No. No. No. No. No.
500
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,094
No, no, no.
He was pretty upset.
501
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,139
It actually escalated into
a pretty tense situation.
502
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,558
Dave here threw what he
maintains is a punch,
503
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,853
but it looked more like a
figure-skating twirl, like a...
504
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,897
Well, it's called a haymaker,
505
00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:30,317
which Marcus promptly turned
into a devastating arm bar,
506
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,277
but the good news is
I finally get to get
507
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,945
that Tommy John surgery
I've always wanted, so,
508
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:36,740
win-win.
509
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,742
Look, we're sorry that
we tried to set you up
510
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:39,784
with a couple of
lame-os like us.
511
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:42,120
Guys, you're not lame.
512
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,747
I mean, you are lame,
513
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,123
but it's cool. And the
reason I don't want
514
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,750
to date anyone
like the two of you
515
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,335
is because my pantry's
already stocked
516
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,545
with an awesome Dave
and a kick-ass Jane
517
00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,005
and a rat that can
eat through aluminum cans
518
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,256
that I will kill
with these hands.
519
00:18:54,257 --> 00:18:54,966
Hey, bring it in, guys.
520
00:18:57,844 --> 00:18:58,678
Mmm. Mmm.
521
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:00,680
Tommy John.
522
00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:06,936
Yes!
523
00:19:07,228 --> 00:19:07,729
- Brad.
- Ahhh!
524
00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:10,482
Could you please join us?
525
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,941
I'd like to say
a few words about Tyler.
526
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:13,401
Uh-huh.
527
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,904
Everybody, please, join me.
528
00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:18,990
We are all here
to remember Tyler,
529
00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:20,867
a huge racist
530
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,535
and an even huger-er friend.
531
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,287
He will be missed.
532
00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:25,538
This is so hard.
533
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,123
His death is
particularly troubling to me
534
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:29,542
because I don't think
it was an accident.
535
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,837
I know that there was a human
hand at work in his death.
536
00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:36,216
And that human hand was...
537
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,259
Me! Us. Me and Brad. We did it.
538
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:40,011
We're so sorry.
Tyler was killed
539
00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:42,055
from the glue fumes used
to fix your hand plate.
540
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,848
Also, we broke your hand plate.
541
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,850
What? Also you had
huge hands as a kid.
542
00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:47,394
And I'm sorry about that, too.
543
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,728
Yeah, I know that.
We're so sorry.
544
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,105
So big.
So sorry.
545
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,482
Wait. You guys killed Tyler?
546
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,233
Wait. I thought that's
what you were gonna say.
547
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,943
Who did you think it was?
548
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,821
Me. Before I went to the
Rom-Com Con, Tyler and I got
549
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,781
into a big argument
about what constitutes
550
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,783
a celebrity apprentice all-star.
551
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,994
I said Melissa Rivers.
He said Joseph Goebbels.
552
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:07,247
I don't know. I
just thought he was so upset
553
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,290
that he decided
to commit suicide.
554
00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:10,583
I see how you got there.
555
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,627
I can't believe you two.
556
00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:15,171
You killed my parrot
with glue fumes?
557
00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:16,756
I said I'm sorry.
558
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:18,842
Look at this. "Cause of
death, liver damage."
559
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,593
Real nice, guys.
560
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,722
"Systemic organ failure"?
Oh. Lovely.
561
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:26,224
"Due to excessive alcohol
consumption"? What?
562
00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:29,853
Who gave him alcohol? Huh?
563
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,604
Look at the TV.
564
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:32,856
You gotta look at that TV, girl.
What?
565
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,943
Oh! That.
566
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,863
I had to give Tyler 'ritas.
It was taco Tuesday.
567
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,614
He hated Mexicans,
but he loved their food.
568
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:42,782
Heard that before.
These hands are clean.
569
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:44,868
Welp, to Tyler.
570
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,911
To Tyler.
Yes.
571
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:48,246
Hell, no! I will not
toast to that bird.
572
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,331
He is racist!
573
00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:51,541
You know, one time he saw
me get out of a town car
574
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,500
and asked me
what team I played for?
575
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:53,626
Sounds like him.
576
00:20:57,797 --> 00:21:00,258
♪ Tyler, I miss
you, you're the only one
577
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,513
♪ I wish I knew
how to make you come
578
00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:09,434
♪ Home to me
579
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,729
♪ Why don't you
come, come, come, come
580
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,648
♪ Come, come, come, come
581
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,943
♪ Come, come, come,
come, come
582
00:21:20,236 --> 00:21:21,362
♪ Home to me
583
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:27,118
♪ Tyler, come home ♪
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