Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:00,041
25.000
2
00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:31,948
subtitles made by
senor_datel@post.sk
3
00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,850
Yes?
4
00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,727
Hel-lo ma'am.
5
00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:46,022
We're going around town and
offering snow-shoveling service.
6
00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,774
Would you like your
driveway and sidewalk
7
00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,693
shoveled for eight thousand dollars?
8
00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,444
Oh well, I certainly could use
9
00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:52,779
some little snow-shovelers,
10
00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,823
but eight thousand dollars
seems a little steep.
11
00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,032
How about ten dollars?
12
00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,367
Ooo, ouch, ma'am, please,
13
00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,536
let go of that tight grip you
have on my balls!
14
00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,454
Ten dollars, you're breaking
my balls, ma'am!
15
00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,331
How about fifteen dollars?
16
00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,082
It's a deal!
17
00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,960
All right, guys, let's get to work!
18
00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,048
Yeah, it's so totally awesome.
19
00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,300
Craig crapped his pants
when he saw it.
20
00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,094
Yeah, sweet.
21
00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,512
So what's goin' on over there?
22
00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,639
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
23
00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,474
No way! He did not!
24
00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,226
Aw dude, that is so weak.
25
00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,228
What?
26
00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,480
You've been on your fucking
phone since we started!
27
00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,648
Dude, I'm takin' a break.
28
00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:29,733
A break from what?!
29
00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:30,734
You haven't done anything!
30
00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,360
Kyle, how many times do we
have to go through this?
31
00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:33,611
I'm the negotiator.
32
00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,530
I negotiate our price
with the customers.
33
00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,240
All you ever do is talk
about your balls!
34
00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,241
It works, doesn't it?
35
00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,035
Did I not just get us
an extra five bucks?
36
00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,202
If you want your
share of the money,
37
00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,746
then you're gonna shovel snow
like the rest of us!
38
00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,914
Hey! Don't boss me around,
you fuckin' Jew!
39
00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,167
I will kick your ass!
40
00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:53,590
Ma'am, do you have a rag
and some bandages?
41
00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,592
Oh goodness, what happened?
42
00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,135
Shoveling accident.
43
00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,096
Oooh no, come on inside.
44
00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,391
Wait right here,
I'll be right back.
45
00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,769
You're so lucky I have
a... sore shoulder,
46
00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,979
Kyle, or I'd totally
let you have it.
47
00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,523
Cartman, just keep
your mouth shut.
48
00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:11,441
This is breaking news.
49
00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,026
Here's Anchorman Aaron Brown.
50
00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,278
Incredible, absolutely
amazing news today.
51
00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,614
A man from the future has
come back in time
52
00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:21,034
and is in a government hospital
after being hit by a car.
53
00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:22,410
Whoa.
54
00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,162
Christina Naylon has more.
55
00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,914
The news is incredible, Aaron.
56
00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,499
Experts and scientists have been
57
00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,376
with the man from the future
for several hours now,
58
00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,795
and have been able to learn
that he is from the year 3045.
59
00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,380
His condition is stable,
60
00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,091
and speculation continues as
to why he has come.
61
00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,926
Has he come to deliver
a cure for cancer?
62
00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,053
Or to fix something wrong with the past?
63
00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,055
Have to interrupt you there,
Christina.
64
00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,808
Apparently, Brad Morgan is
inside the base with breaking news.
65
00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:45,433
Brad?
66
00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,936
Aaron, the scientists have
been able to communicate further
67
00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,437
and have uncovered that
the man from
68
00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,439
one thousand years in the
future has come to our time...
69
00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,817
looking for work.
70
00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,360
Now, uh he has said
that the future is
71
00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,654
so overwhelmingly
overpopulated that there
72
00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,072
are simply no jobs in his time,
73
00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,949
and so he built a time portal
and has come back to 21st century America,
74
00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,910
uh to find a job here.
75
00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,662
Heheh, it's absolutely astounding.
76
00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,330
He came back here for work?
77
00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,832
Huh... that's right, Aaron.
78
00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,917
Hi-his plan is to get a job
here, in our time,
79
00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,586
so that he can put the money
he earns into a savings account,
80
00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,046
uh, which will earn interest,
81
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,258
and by the year 3045 be worth
billions of dollars,
82
00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,344
uh which of course in the future
will be worth only hundres of dollars,
83
00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,680
but uh enough, he says,
to feed his family.
84
00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,890
And now I understand we're
going to Harrison Moore, uh,
85
00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,976
for an explanation on how
the time portal works.
86
00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:28,852
Harrison?
87
00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,979
Aaron, I'm standing at
the time border
88
00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,898
which scientists say follow
Terminator rules.
89
00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,693
That is, it's one way only
and you can't go back.
90
00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,821
This is in contrast, say,
to Back To The Future rules,
91
00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,740
where back and forth is possible,
and of course,
92
00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,826
Timerider rules, which
are just plain silly.
93
00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,745
Anyway, it appears that
the man from the future is here to stay.
94
00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:51,708
Mom, Dad! Did you see?
95
00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,209
They found a man from the future!
96
00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,128
We know, Stanley. We've
been watching.
97
00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,921
If you're just joining us,
98
00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,007
a man from over two thousand
years into the future
99
00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,509
has come through a one-way
time portal looking for work.
100
00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,262
Uh, the President is expected
to give an announcement at any time.
101
00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,264
Breaking news here at
the time portal, Aaron.
102
00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:09,476
It appears that another person
from the future has just arrived!
103
00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,146
It looks as if the job at
Wendy's did work for the original immigrant;
104
00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,981
this second arrivee claims
105
00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,733
that man's family is now
much better off,
106
00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:19,736
and wishes the same
for his family.
107
00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:22,989
There you go.
108
00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,282
All set, sweetie?
109
00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,618
Mom, can we go try to see
the people from the future?
110
00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,578
I have a bunch of questions
I wanna ask 'em.
111
00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,121
I'm sure a lot of
people do, hon.
112
00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,748
It's pretty exciting,
isn't it?
113
00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,124
Now, you just get some sleep.
114
00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,668
You've had a busy day.
115
00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:35,543
Goodnight, sweetie.
116
00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,504
Night, Mom.
117
00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,298
Wow, two people from the future.
118
00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,466
How cool.
119
00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,875
Yes?
120
00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,127
Hello, Mrs. Landis.
121
00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,170
Would you like snow-shoveling
service again today?
122
00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,589
Ooo, oh dear, I'm sorry boys,
123
00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,883
but I've already hired
someone else to do it.
124
00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:24,843
What?? Who??
125
00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,803
One of those immigrants
from the future.
126
00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,596
He said he would do it
for twenty-five cents.
127
00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:29,848
Twenty-five cents?
128
00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,683
Well that's not even worth it.
129
00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,976
All right guys, come on.
130
00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,978
Let's go to the next house.
131
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,980
Dude.
132
00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,861
Son of a bitch!
133
00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,947
Still more immigrants from
the future arrived
134
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,282
at the time border today,
135
00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,950
some even bringing their
entire families.
136
00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,369
the purplish goo that they
have on their bodies
137
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,247
when they arrive is an ectoplasmic
side effect
138
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,915
of the time-travel process.
139
00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,667
This is all giving scientists
a great opportunity
140
00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,836
to learn even more about
American life in the future.
141
00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,004
Chris Holt joins us now.
142
00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:01,629
Chris?
143
00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,090
Yes, there are incredible
things we're learning about Americans
144
00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,301
in the future, Aaron.
145
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,052
Eh it appears that in the future,
146
00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:10,764
Americans have evolved into
a hairless uniform mix of all races.
147
00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,557
They are all one color,
148
00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,185
which is a yellowy light-brownish
whitish color.
149
00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,146
Uh it seems race is no longer
an issue in the future,
150
00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,357
because all ethnicities
have mixed into one.
151
00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,526
Perhaps most interesting is
how this has affected their language.
152
00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,321
The people in the future speak
a complete mix
153
00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,699
of English, Chinese, Turkish
and, indeed, all world languages,
154
00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,785
which sounds something
155
00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:34,913
Back to you, Aaron.
156
00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,457
Apparently the people
from the future
157
00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,084
are having a pretty easy
time finding work.
158
00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,960
Since they offer to work for such low wages,
159
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,838
they're being hired
all over America.
160
00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:44,839
This is bullcrap!
161
00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,466
I ain't standin' for this!
162
00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,969
All right, folks, my name
is Darryl Weathers
163
00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,138
and I'm with the Construction
Workers' Union.
164
00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:55,266
I work with a lot of fine men
who have families to feed.
165
00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,810
Now I don't know about you all,
166
00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,187
but we worked long and hard
to get our pay up
167
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,398
to a level where we could make
a decent living.
168
00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,149
And now these people
from the future
169
00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,945
are showin' up and offerin'
to do the same work for next to nothin'!
170
00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,072
They took our jobs!!
171
00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,702
We're in the moving
business!
172
00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,496
Fourteen years we've been
workin' our butts off!
173
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,915
Now these future folk come
in and we can't get work nowhere!
174
00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,792
They took our jobs!
175
00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,378
They took your jobs!
176
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,172
Well what about us in
the fast-food business?!
177
00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,674
The restaurants are firing us
178
00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,051
'cause the future people work
for a lot less!
179
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,012
They took our jobs!!
180
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,682
They took your jobs!
181
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,018
It's affecting kids too!
182
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,853
Me and my friends started
our own snow-shoveling business.
183
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,230
We were trying to be responsible
and make money, you know?
184
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,857
But then the people
came along and,
185
00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,026
and now we're out of work too!
186
00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,237
Oh, they took our jobs!!
187
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,241
They took yer jobs!!
188
00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,315
Stanley, it's almost
eight o'clock.
189
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,358
Where have you been?
190
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,610
I was at a rally to protest
all the immigrants
191
00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,028
from the future coming in
192
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,363
and tryin' tuh-
193
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,114
Oh yes, the laundry
machine is down
194
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,075
in the basement and
our son is home.
195
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,577
Could you please set
the table for dinner?
196
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:38,703
Who is that?
197
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,622
That's our new housekeeper,
Mrs.Gruhd.
198
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,083
She's gonna help around
the house on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
199
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,918
And she'll do it for
ten cents an hour.
200
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,544
Oh, but that's the problem!
201
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,463
Those goobacks are
taking our jobs!
202
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,130
What??
203
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,215
Oh my God!
204
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,883
Stan Marsh, how dare you use
205
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,593
that time-bashing slur?!
206
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,428
Who taught you to
talk like that?!
207
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,304
Well dude,
208
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,555
they are taking
people's jobs away.
209
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,516
They're only taking
the small menial jobs
210
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,267
that nobody else really
wants to do.
211
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,936
I wanted my job!
212
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,230
Hey, Stanley, you need to
understand something:
213
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,315
Those people from the future
have had a hard life!
214
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,527
Where they come from is
dirty and overpopulated and poor!
215
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,530
You can't even imagine
the kind of depression they come from!
216
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,699
So for us, who have
everything sooo good,
217
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,200
to judge them, is wrong!
218
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,201
Do you understand?!
219
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,286
Next time you think about
calling them goobacks,
220
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,871
you might just wanna
stop for a second
221
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,582
and think about how crappy
the future really is!
222
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:25,417
That's right!
223
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,418
We're not raising our son to
be an ignorant timecist.
224
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:30,046
Timecist? You know, a racist,
but against people from the-
225
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,381
People from the future.
226
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,007
Right, got it.
227
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,258
All right, good.
228
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,094
Now, let's all go eat some
of Mrs. Gruhd's great future cooking.
229
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,973
And now, here is Bill O'- Reilly.
230
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,434
Welcome welcome to the
No-Spin Zone, all right?
231
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,561
And what we're talkin'
about today
232
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,187
are the immigrants
from the future.
233
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:46,980
All right?
234
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,523
Now, most people are
more than happy
235
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,442
to give a helping hand to
these people who obviously need it.
236
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,192
All right?
237
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,777
But others are starting to say
238
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,487
that the time portal
should be closed off.
239
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,613
All right?
240
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,574
Now, I've got two guests
with me tonight
241
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,409
who have opposing
views on the matter.
242
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,912
On my right is pissed-off
white-trash redneckconservative.
243
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,040
Thanks for having me, Bill.
244
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,834
And on my left is aging
hippie liberal douche.
245
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:08,918
Hello.
246
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,170
Now, pissed-off redneck,
247
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,629
you say we shouldn't
allow anyone
248
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,797
else through the time
portal, aright?
249
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,175
You're Goddamned right!
250
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,843
These people from the future
251
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,513
are takin' all the work
away from us decent present-day Americans!
252
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,016
They took our jobs!
253
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,143
They took our jobs!
254
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,646
Those jobs belong to
people from the present!
255
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:29,564
Aright.
256
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,566
What say you, aging
hippie liberal douche
257
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,985
Heh it's typical for
conservatives rednecks
258
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,571
like these to view
the immigrants as the problem,
259
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,907
heh, but really,
the problem is America.
260
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,117
It is our greedy
multinational corporations
261
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,786
that keep everyone
else in poverty.
262
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,871
Your ancestors came to
America as immigrants.
263
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,165
What right do you have to
turn these people away?
264
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,459
Aright, redneck,
your rebuttal?
265
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:53,296
They took our jobs!
266
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,006
They took our jobs!
267
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,133
Too-kourderb!
268
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,180
All right, children, the school
board has mandated
269
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,349
that I must now teach
class in both
270
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,267
present-day English
and Futurespeak.
271
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,019
What?!
272
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,813
So, with that in mind,
273
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,398
let's continue our
lessons on verbs.
274
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,316
Remember that there
are transitive verbs
275
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,986
such as "The boy threw
the red ball,"
276
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,321
which in Futurespeak
of course,
277
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,155
is
278
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,242
Everyone say it with me?
279
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,833
Aaand there are
intransitive verbs,
280
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,170
such as "The 11:15
bus from Denver
281
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,588
arrived twelve hours late."
282
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,926
Or in Futurespeak, "Vvut."
283
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:40,969
"Vvut."
284
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:41,803
Dude, hold on!
285
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:42,971
This is bullcrap!
286
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,139
If they wanna live in our time,
287
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,890
then they should learn
our language!
288
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:46,349
Yeah!
289
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:46,641
That's right!
290
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:51,312
Hey now, these immigrants
have a right to retain their culture.
291
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,313
Who are we to say our
language is best?
292
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,108
They deserve to have an education
just as much as you do.
293
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,110
Thank you, aging hippie
liberal douche.
294
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,154
You betcha.
295
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,697
Timmih.
296
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,574
Okay, now let's get back
to it, kids.
297
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,492
What kind of verb is this?
298
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,328
"The sad girl puts balls
in her mouth."
299
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,747
Or, in Futurespeak of course,
300
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,541
"Gluch gligh balls glych gligh."
301
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,959
This is bullcrap!
302
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,087
Listen up, everybody!
303
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,882
We've just received a reply
from our congressman.
304
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,968
"Dear intolerant rednecks,
305
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,221
we sympathize with you all
losing your jobs.
306
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,433
However, we feel your solution
of shooting everyone
307
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,353
who crosses the time border
is inhumane."
308
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,646
What? That's ridiculous!
309
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:34,647
They can't do that!
310
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,191
That was a good idea!
311
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,568
So it appears the government
ain't gonna help us!
312
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,696
Which means we gotta take
matters into our own hands!
313
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,157
The only way to stop people
from the future
314
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,785
is to stop the future
from happening!
315
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,578
Hey that's right!
316
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,954
If there is no future,
317
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,082
then there'll be no people
from the future
318
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,750
to come back and take our jobs!
319
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,502
Take rjurbs
320
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,336
All right!
321
00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:01,049
So, any ideas how we can
stop the future from happening?
322
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,929
How about we cause more
global warming,
323
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,681
so that in the future,
324
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,349
the polar ice caps melt,
325
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,893
and and it ushers in
a new ice age?
326
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:18,775
How the hell is global
warming gonna cause an ice age?!
327
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,485
Well you know, the...
328
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,529
global warming could bring on like
329
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,531
a climate shift or somethin'?
330
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,033
Chet, you are a fuckin' retard,
you know that?!
331
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,869
Even if global warming were real,
332
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,955
which all proven scientific
data shows it isn't,
333
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,625
it would take millions of
years for a climate shift to happen!
334
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,795
You think an ice age can
just happen all of a sudden-like?
335
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,672
Well I was just tryin'
to be helpful.
336
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,216
Well help yourself to
a fuckin' science book,
337
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,051
'cause you're talkin'
like a fuckin' retard!
338
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,220
Now, come on people,
we've got to think!
339
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,680
Damnit, they took our jaorbs!
340
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,306
They took our jobs!
341
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,548
Aw, dude.
342
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,217
Gaur da'ka?
343
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,762
Can you speak in present-day
English please?
344
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,140
Uh oh... Can I help... you?
345
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,727
Uh yeah, I want a double
cheeseburger and fries.
346
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,147
Chicken sandwich?
347
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,525
No, a double cheeseburger
and fries!
348
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,735
A cheeg- fry?
349
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,444
What?!
350
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,570
A cheeg- fry?
351
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,280
We can't understand you,
asshole!
352
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,994
Can I help you?
353
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,789
I'm trying to order
a double cheeseburger!
354
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,208
Chicken sandwich?
355
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,210
No, it's not a chicken sandwich!
356
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,836
I want a Goddamned cheeseburger
357
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,590
and some Goddamned fries
you fucking goobacks!
358
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,717
Stan Marsh!
359
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,970
Aw-awwww.
360
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,972
Come on, people, think!
361
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,809
How are we gonna stop these
immigrants from takin' our jobs!
362
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,310
Hey, I got an idea.
363
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,771
Uh maybe we should all
take off all our clothes,
364
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,524
scramble into a big pile
and start gettin' gay with each other.
365
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,195
Did you say "get gay"?
366
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,613
Hey yeah.
367
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,573
Well that's not a bad idea!
368
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,117
What? Gettin' gay?
369
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,118
Think about it:
370
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,911
These people are from
the future, right?
371
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,080
Well, if we can git
everyone to turn queer,
372
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,665
then there won't be
no children to have no children,
373
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:42,919
and the people from the future
won't exist to take our jobs!
374
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,505
I ain't turnin' queer.
375
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,007
You have to, Jimbo,
376
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,467
or else we won't be
able to stop them!
377
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,553
They too 'r jaobs!
378
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,721
Yeah, they took our jobs!
379
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,222
Took our jobs!
380
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,224
Let's go over to
that part of town
381
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,934
that all the future
people moved into
382
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,270
and start humpin' each other
until they disappear!
383
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,355
Come on!
384
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,482
Come on!
385
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:07,527
You want your jobs
back or not?!
386
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,246
All right, you
future bastards!
387
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,290
Think you can take our jubs?!
388
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,875
Well, we'll show you!
389
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:25,045
Come'ere, Earl!.
390
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,923
How do you like that, gooback?!
391
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,596
Come on, you guys!
392
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:41,519
Everyone who believes in America,
join in with us!
393
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:45,774
We're gonna make these
future bastards nonexistent!
394
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,610
Aw, come on, Dad!
395
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,570
How come I have to
go to work with you?
396
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,155
Because you're being
grounded, Stanley!
397
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,656
Now I don't wanna hear
another word out
398
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,450
of your intolerant mouth!
399
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,494
You just sit right
there, Stanley,
400
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,662
and you think about
what you've done!
401
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,540
You'll find all the
copiers and printers
402
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,917
in the next room
over and then uh-
403
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:04,918
Hey, Mr. Nelson.
404
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,544
Oh... R-Randy...
405
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,171
Uh I'm surprised
to see you here.
406
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,631
Why? This is my office.
407
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,509
Ooohh boy, didn't you
get my phone message?
408
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,010
Ooo, this is awkward.
409
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,637
Well, the thing is, Randy,
410
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,013
you've been- replaced.
411
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,056
What?
412
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,557
Well we found an immigrant
from the future
413
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,767
who knows geology and
he offered to work
414
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,018
for next to nothing.
415
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,771
Uh, this is Mr. Glughgogawk.
416
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,939
Gheglo.
417
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,649
You can't be serious.
418
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:28,817
I'm... sssorry, Randy.
419
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,151
It's just, with all the
budget cuts and all,
420
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,696
we'll give you some time
to clean out your desk.
421
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,031
Follow me, Mr. Glughgogawk.
422
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,034
I'll show you to
the copy room.
423
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,203
Oh my God.
424
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,373
They took my jarb!!
425
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,709
They took yer jarb!!
426
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,377
This is CNN.
427
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,004
Breaking news at
the time border.
428
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,256
We go now live
to Harrison Moore.
429
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,258
Aaron, I'm standing
at the time border
430
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,052
where some kind of mass
protest has broken out.
431
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,347
Hundreds of men who have
lost their jobs to time immigrants
432
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,434
are here having sex
with one another.
433
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,436
These men have apparently
sucked and screwed their
434
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,146
way across the state
435
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,689
and are now here
at the time border
436
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,858
trying to get national
attention.
437
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,610
These unemployed men have
been having sex for several days.
438
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:16,573
Joining me is their
spokesperson, Randy Marsh.
439
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,784
Mr. Marsh, what exactly
are you trying to accomplish?
440
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,995
We're doing the only
thing we can do.
441
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,455
If our government is just
gonna let anybody
442
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,498
into our time who
wants to come,
443
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,751
then we have to take matters
into our own hands.
444
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,919
We're trying to
turn everyone gay
445
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,629
so that there are
no future humans!
446
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,506
Present-day America
Number One!
447
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:34,549
Yeah America!
448
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,468
Take our jobs!
449
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,386
Do you really think you
can get enough people
450
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,847
to turn gay to destroy
the future of humanity?
451
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,515
All we can do is try,
Harrison.
452
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,061
Trying to stop immigration
is intolerant and ignorant.
453
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,688
Those immigrants have a right
to pursue happiness.
454
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,316
Young man, what do you
think about all this?
455
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,193
I I think it's wrong
to call them goobacks
456
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,903
because they're no
different from us.
457
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,280
They're just humans trying
to make their lives better.
458
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,657
Look, it sucks that the
immigrants' time is so crappy,
459
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:01,368
but the cold hard truth
is that if we let them
460
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,660
all come back to our time,
461
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,996
then it's just gonna make
our time crappy too.
462
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,457
Maybe the answer isn't trying
to stop the future from happening,
463
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,543
but making the future better.
464
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,378
Huh?
465
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,338
I mean, maybe if we all
commit right now
466
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,839
to working toward
a better future,
467
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,424
then, then the future
won't be so bad,
468
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,926
and, these immigrants
won't need
469
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,428
to come back here
looking for work.
470
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,639
Hey. He's right.
471
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,557
If we build for
a better future,
472
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,060
the immigrants
will stay there.
473
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:27,644
Yeah.
474
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,271
We've got to start working
towards a brighter tomorrow.
475
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,483
Well what are
we waiting for?
476
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,238
We've got to work for
a better future,
477
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,699
we've got to join
hands for tomorrow.
478
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:41,866
Take the first step
479
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:47,580
and you will see the future
begins with you and me.
480
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,666
We can start to
make a difference
481
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,960
if we want it for
our children
482
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,336
Recycle that can
and plant that tree,
483
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:58,216
'cause the future begins
with you and me.
484
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,426
Look, it's working!
485
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,845
The future begins
with you and me.
486
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,888
The immigrants
are fadin' away!
487
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,682
We're doing it!
488
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,934
We've got to work
for a better future,
489
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,228
we've got to join
hands for tomorrow.
490
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:13,106
Take the first step
and you will see the future-
491
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,357
Dude, wait wait ho,
hold on.
492
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,108
Wait a second.
493
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,484
This is gay.
494
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:17,819
This is really gay.
495
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,862
Yeah, this is even gayer
496
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,405
than all the men getting
in a big pile
497
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,032
and having sex with
each other.
498
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,491
Okay, sorry, my bad,
499
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,201
e-everyone back in the pile.
500
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,036
Back in the pile everyone!
501
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:26,995
We're going back to the pile.
502
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,121
Jump in!
503
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:28,538
Come on, everybody!
504
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,623
Never mind, we're going
back to the pile!
505
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,459
Took ur jurb!
35156
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof