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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: WEBVTT 00:00:00.968 --> 00:00:02.908 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 00:00:02.976 --> 00:00:04.856 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 00:00:04.923 --> 00:00:06.439 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 00:00:06.507 --> 00:00:08.137 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 00:00:08.204 --> 00:00:09.559 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 00:00:09.626 --> 00:00:11.408 ♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪ 00:00:11.475 --> 00:00:14.127 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 00:00:14.195 --> 00:00:15.611 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:16.932 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 00:00:16.999 --> 00:00:18.182 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 00:00:18.249 --> 00:00:19.541 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 00:00:19.608 --> 00:00:20.830 ♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪ 00:00:20.897 --> 00:00:22.822 ♪ Till the war is won ♪ 00:00:22.889 --> 00:00:25.458 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 00:00:25.525 --> 00:00:28.128 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 00:00:28.195 --> 00:00:30.619 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 00:00:30.686 --> 00:00:32.162 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 00:00:38.438 --> 00:00:40.197 Oh, um, Granddad, 00:00:40.309 --> 00:00:42.622 there was something I was supposed to tell you. 00:00:42.816 --> 00:00:46.813 Uh, yeah. I think that, uh, Aunt Cookie called, 00:00:46.881 --> 00:00:49.239 and I think it was important. 00:00:49.307 --> 00:00:50.919 What-? Did you write it down? 00:00:51.218 --> 00:00:55.990 Nah. But it was somethin' about this dude named... Mo. 00:00:56.290 --> 00:00:58.274 Mo? You mean Mo Jackson? 00:00:58.558 --> 00:01:00.291 Yeah, yeah. That's him. 00:01:00.493 --> 00:01:03.262 Uh, I think it was something about... 00:01:03.330 --> 00:01:05.661 Oh, oh, wait. I remember now. Yeah. 00:01:05.729 --> 00:01:08.597 Something about him dying... or something. 00:01:08.665 --> 00:01:10.361 Mo's dead? 00:01:10.904 --> 00:01:13.687 Yeah. I think so. Something like that. 00:01:13.832 --> 00:01:17.032 Oh, well, I'm not really sure. You should probably call her back. 00:01:17.117 --> 00:01:19.018 Well, how long ago did she call? 00:01:19.086 --> 00:01:20.832 I don't know. Few days ago. 00:01:23.990 --> 00:01:25.325 Well, how did it happen? 00:01:25.393 --> 00:01:27.041 Well, you know Mo. 00:01:27.109 --> 00:01:30.156 He took them pills that, you know, help y'all. 00:01:30.436 --> 00:01:32.658 So anyway, you know how they say 00:01:32.726 --> 00:01:34.981 if your erection lasts more than four hours, 00:01:35.049 --> 00:01:37.694 you have to seek immediate medical attention? 00:01:37.897 --> 00:01:40.224 - Four to six. - He didn't. 00:01:40.430 --> 00:01:41.590 Oh. 00:01:45.131 --> 00:01:47.700 Lord, Robert, the man's dead. 00:01:47.768 --> 00:01:49.152 Can't you let it go? 00:01:49.256 --> 00:01:52.452 I can let it go now, 'cause he's dead, and I'm not. 00:01:52.520 --> 00:01:55.323 ♪ Ol' Mo's dead Dead, dead, dead ♪ 00:01:55.470 --> 00:01:56.726 ♪ Mo's dead ♪ 00:01:56.856 --> 00:01:59.191 - You two are just the same. - Whoo! 00:01:59.339 --> 00:02:01.282 Stubborn dumb-asses. 00:02:01.989 --> 00:02:04.881 The funeral's the day after tomorrow, Robert, 00:02:05.031 --> 00:02:06.599 and you have to come. 00:02:06.738 --> 00:02:08.598 Mo left you something in his will. 00:02:08.808 --> 00:02:11.462 - He did? - It's complicated. 00:02:11.710 --> 00:02:13.175 Robert, how are the boys? 00:02:13.320 --> 00:02:15.034 I hate 'em both. Bye. 00:02:15.635 --> 00:02:18.748 Boys, we're going home. 00:02:21.570 --> 00:02:24.930 You wanna come over to my house tomorrow after school and watch TV? 00:02:24.998 --> 00:02:26.184 No. 00:02:26.752 --> 00:02:29.572 Do you wanna come over and... play video games? 00:02:29.640 --> 00:02:30.718 No. 00:02:31.211 --> 00:02:34.875 Do you wanna come over and... have a jump-rope contest? 00:02:35.401 --> 00:02:37.272 I'm going back home to Chicago. 00:02:37.691 --> 00:02:38.958 For good? 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:40.745 No, I wish. 00:02:40.845 --> 00:02:42.152 We're going for a funeral, 00:02:42.220 --> 00:02:43.856 one of my granddad's old friends. 00:02:43.924 --> 00:02:46.225 But I'm gonna get to see my best friend, Cairo. 00:02:46.545 --> 00:02:48.584 Cairo is your best friend? 00:02:48.652 --> 00:02:50.892 Yeah, but I haven't talked to him since I moved. 00:02:51.171 --> 00:02:54.057 How can he be your best friend if you never talk to him? 00:02:56.515 --> 00:02:58.758 I don't think I have a best friend. 00:02:59.792 --> 00:03:01.227 Hm. Sucks for you. 00:03:02.004 --> 00:03:04.957 Well, if I never come back, have a nice life. 00:03:06.636 --> 00:03:07.836 Bye. 00:03:09.255 --> 00:03:11.706 Oh, I used to love to fly. 00:03:12.031 --> 00:03:14.785 Your granddaddy was the best negro pilot of the war. 00:03:15.308 --> 00:03:18.805 Mo was my wingman, called himself "Mo Gunz". 00:03:19.003 --> 00:03:22.110 How would you like to hear a little story about World War II? 00:03:26.244 --> 00:03:28.344 All right, Mo, we're 5 minutes from target. 00:03:28.575 --> 00:03:30.342 We got bandits in the area. Look sharp. 00:03:31.749 --> 00:03:34.002 I'm gonna bin 'em and spin 'em and go up in 'em. 00:03:34.070 --> 00:03:35.768 Bullshit ain't nothing but chewed-up grass. 00:03:35.836 --> 00:03:38.390 Just a big black ball that comes out of a cow's ass. 00:03:40.340 --> 00:03:41.489 Hey, Robert? 00:03:41.835 --> 00:03:42.969 Robert! 00:03:43.142 --> 00:03:44.429 Hey, don't ignore me, nigga. 00:03:44.497 --> 00:03:45.783 You hear me talkin' to you. 00:03:45.959 --> 00:03:47.467 What nigga you know got enough heart 00:03:47.535 --> 00:03:49.162 to fly in the middle over Nazi Germany 00:03:49.229 --> 00:03:50.749 with a white woman on his plane, huh? 00:03:50.817 --> 00:03:53.265 Who do you know would do some shit like that? 00:03:53.632 --> 00:03:55.502 Mo Gunz, that's who. 00:03:55.570 --> 00:03:57.077 Mo, I'm trying to concentrate. 00:03:57.145 --> 00:03:58.695 And I dare one of these crackers 00:03:58.763 --> 00:04:00.457 to say somethin'. Shit. 00:04:00.525 --> 00:04:01.941 I woke up this mornin' wantin' 00:04:02.009 --> 00:04:03.629 to shoot me a white man. 00:04:06.098 --> 00:04:07.371 Bandits. 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:09.438 Two of them coming right at us. Look alive, Mo. 00:04:09.649 --> 00:04:12.037 Aw, shit. Here we go. 00:04:12.105 --> 00:04:15.054 Two-on-two, some real combat shit. 00:04:15.122 --> 00:04:16.823 Do they know who they fuckin' with? 00:04:16.891 --> 00:04:19.785 This is Mo Gunz, all-pro, all-state. 00:04:19.853 --> 00:04:21.222 You know what I'm saying? 00:04:21.290 --> 00:04:23.025 Apollo legend. 00:04:23.093 --> 00:04:25.876 I'mmm the shit. 00:04:33.348 --> 00:04:35.999 Hey, Robert, two bucks say I save your ass this fight. 00:04:36.067 --> 00:04:38.263 Two bucks, nigga. Come on. Where you at with it? 00:04:38.331 --> 00:04:39.515 - What? - Two bucks. 00:04:39.583 --> 00:04:41.832 You save me, I'll give your ass two bucks. 00:04:41.900 --> 00:04:44.145 Two bucks? Still owe me $5. 00:04:44.213 --> 00:04:46.091 Come on, Robert, man. Man-up, Robert. 00:04:46.159 --> 00:04:47.627 Mo, will you focus? 00:04:47.695 --> 00:04:50.134 I'm focused on gettin' your $2, nigga. 00:04:50.202 --> 00:04:51.569 We ain't got a lot of time. 00:04:51.637 --> 00:04:53.242 All right, all right, two bucks. 00:04:58.838 --> 00:05:01.233 You can't hit that plane. Look at you. Ha-ha-ha! 00:05:01.301 --> 00:05:03.551 He makin' you look stupid. Damn, Robert. 00:05:03.619 --> 00:05:05.353 You just missed him again. 00:05:05.421 --> 00:05:07.685 You couldn't hit the ground with a turd, nigga. 00:05:07.946 --> 00:05:09.848 What's takin' you so long, baby? 00:05:09.916 --> 00:05:11.952 You need some help. Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha! 00:05:12.020 --> 00:05:13.755 Damn it, Mo. I got this. 00:05:14.385 --> 00:05:17.407 That's one thing I can say: you are terrible. 00:05:17.475 --> 00:05:19.813 - Will you please shut the fuck up? - I'm glad I'm not you. 00:05:19.881 --> 00:05:21.767 I'm glad I'm me. 00:05:21.921 --> 00:05:23.356 Look at him flip. 00:05:23.424 --> 00:05:25.358 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 00:05:27.548 --> 00:05:28.701 You think you bad? 00:05:28.769 --> 00:05:31.217 You think you gonna get some bitches off of that? 00:05:31.432 --> 00:05:33.984 You think you gonna get some airplane pussy? 00:05:41.452 --> 00:05:43.351 Lordy-Lordy-Lord. Mo, I need help. 00:05:43.419 --> 00:05:44.749 Mo, he's on my tail. Where you at? 00:05:44.817 --> 00:05:46.370 I thought you said you had him. 00:05:46.438 --> 00:05:47.590 I'm not playin' around! 00:05:47.658 --> 00:05:49.879 - Hurry up and save me! - You realize, if I save you, 00:05:49.947 --> 00:05:51.387 you done lost the bet, huh, nigga? 00:05:51.455 --> 00:05:52.507 This ain't funny, Mo. 00:05:52.575 --> 00:05:54.577 - Mo, this is not funny. - Boy, you better stop rushin' me. 00:05:54.645 --> 00:05:55.990 This is not amusing. 00:05:56.058 --> 00:05:57.250 Lower your fuckin' voice. 00:05:57.318 --> 00:05:58.918 You actin' like a little bitch right now. 00:05:58.986 --> 00:06:01.924 I am about to die. What is wrong with you? 00:06:02.149 --> 00:06:03.817 Get ready, Jebediah. 00:06:03.950 --> 00:06:06.294 You gonna tell your grandkids about this one. 00:06:14.141 --> 00:06:15.255 Mo, stop! 00:06:15.323 --> 00:06:17.326 Mo, stop it, stop it! You're shootin' me! 00:06:17.394 --> 00:06:19.772 Oh, my God. He's not even lookin'. 00:06:19.859 --> 00:06:22.066 - He's incredible. - Damn it, you're shootin' me! 00:06:22.602 --> 00:06:25.196 Yeah, he's runnin' away. He's runnin' away, bitch. 00:06:25.449 --> 00:06:28.451 Mo Gunz, with a save, nigga! 00:06:33.459 --> 00:06:34.861 Oh. Damn. 00:06:35.241 --> 00:06:36.801 I think you got hit. 00:06:37.097 --> 00:06:40.216 Oh, that was cool, man. We did it. 00:06:40.284 --> 00:06:41.742 - Yargh! - Hey! 00:06:42.643 --> 00:06:45.543 You did great, man. You did a good job. 00:06:45.643 --> 00:06:47.502 You're doin' good, man. 00:06:48.175 --> 00:06:50.828 Now, you knows you still owe me them two bucks, right? 00:06:51.389 --> 00:06:52.649 Can you believe that? 00:06:52.838 --> 00:06:55.289 You know what two bucks could have bought in 1944? 00:06:56.317 --> 00:06:58.012 Wait. What was the question? 00:06:58.446 --> 00:07:01.541 You asked if we wanted to hear a really long story, 00:07:01.609 --> 00:07:02.858 and we said no. 00:07:02.973 --> 00:07:04.578 Granddad, you don't seem very sad 00:07:04.646 --> 00:07:05.899 about losing your friend. 00:07:06.288 --> 00:07:07.433 When you get older, 00:07:07.501 --> 00:07:09.696 you're gonna realize that your friends, 00:07:09.886 --> 00:07:12.886 well, they aren't always as loyal as you want them to be. 00:07:13.159 --> 00:07:15.172 Cairo's always been pretty loyal. 00:07:15.402 --> 00:07:17.803 Yeah, well, things change. 00:07:18.142 --> 00:07:20.522 Mo did something terrible to me. 00:07:20.835 --> 00:07:22.288 Something I couldn't forgive. 00:07:28.861 --> 00:07:31.101 Whoo! There's my dumb-ass. 00:07:33.832 --> 00:07:36.226 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 00:07:37.483 --> 00:07:38.731 ♪ Nigga ♪ 00:07:38.799 --> 00:07:40.045 It's good to be home. 00:07:42.895 --> 00:07:44.272 Yo, Cairo. 00:07:45.905 --> 00:07:47.199 What's up, man? 00:07:47.553 --> 00:07:49.014 I've been hittin' you up. 00:07:49.702 --> 00:07:51.926 Yeah, you know, been busy. 00:07:53.392 --> 00:07:55.227 So, what's up? 00:07:55.508 --> 00:07:57.097 "What's up?" Heh. 00:07:57.217 --> 00:07:59.348 Struggle is up, brother. 00:07:59.416 --> 00:08:02.065 Oppression is up, brother. 00:08:02.133 --> 00:08:04.071 Salami, eggs and bacon. 00:08:04.317 --> 00:08:08.910 My name is Dewey Obababa Ooooo Mamasay Mamasaw Mamakusa... 00:08:09.056 --> 00:08:10.123 Jenkins. 00:08:10.236 --> 00:08:11.376 Nigga, what? 00:08:11.569 --> 00:08:13.379 Oooh! 00:08:13.659 --> 00:08:17.879 This must be the famous revolutionary Huey Freeman. 00:08:18.249 --> 00:08:21.325 Isn't this the brother who used to be your homeboy, 00:08:21.393 --> 00:08:25.057 but then he ran away to- What was that? Whitecrest? 00:08:25.125 --> 00:08:26.605 Uh, Woodcrest. 00:08:26.677 --> 00:08:28.504 Whitecrest? Nah, nah, I didn't run... 00:08:28.572 --> 00:08:29.677 Yeah, whatever. 00:08:29.745 --> 00:08:32.456 So, brother, where your poems at? 00:08:32.544 --> 00:08:33.563 Huh? 00:08:33.631 --> 00:08:36.648 How you gonna call yourself a revolutionary, 00:08:36.950 --> 00:08:38.858 and you ain't got no poems? 00:08:38.926 --> 00:08:41.101 If you were really down with the struggle, 00:08:41.268 --> 00:08:43.875 you'd have your sandals and capris on, brother. 00:08:44.115 --> 00:08:46.525 Where your head wrap? Where your sandals? 00:08:46.592 --> 00:08:48.940 Where your capri pants? What's goin' on? 00:08:51.130 --> 00:08:52.437 First of all, Mr. Freeman, 00:08:52.505 --> 00:08:55.362 I'd like to say I'm sorry about the loss of your friend. 00:08:55.503 --> 00:08:58.020 Oh, the hell with his punk-ass. What did he leave me? 00:08:58.139 --> 00:08:59.672 Mo left a message for you. 00:09:01.894 --> 00:09:05.686 Robert, what's up, man? Now, listen. I miss you, man. 00:09:06.132 --> 00:09:09.316 And I've got something that I want you to have 00:09:09.384 --> 00:09:10.856 that I'm leavin' for you. 00:09:10.970 --> 00:09:12.655 Something to just, you know, 00:09:12.723 --> 00:09:15.025 apologize for all of the bad blood. 00:09:15.174 --> 00:09:16.818 Now, I can't tell you what it is 00:09:16.886 --> 00:09:18.107 'cause it's a secret, 00:09:18.271 --> 00:09:21.097 but I want you to do me a favor. 00:09:21.608 --> 00:09:24.311 I want you to deliver my eulogy. 00:09:24.379 --> 00:09:25.718 - What? - Now Ro- 00:09:25.786 --> 00:09:26.878 Now, Robert, listen. 00:09:26.946 --> 00:09:29.246 - Has this nigga lost his mind? - Sit down. 00:09:29.442 --> 00:09:30.786 Now, come on, Robert, now- 00:09:30.943 --> 00:09:33.316 You know I always wanted to have a nice funeral 00:09:33.384 --> 00:09:36.062 with bitches cryin', throwin' money and shit all in my casket. 00:09:36.149 --> 00:09:37.748 And you remember that 00:09:37.816 --> 00:09:40.018 when that one guy died in the squad, 00:09:40.191 --> 00:09:42.644 and you went up there and got up on the thing, 00:09:42.712 --> 00:09:44.866 and said some ol' deep shit? Made it- 00:09:44.934 --> 00:09:46.839 I forget what it was that you had said, 00:09:46.907 --> 00:09:48.938 but I want you for my funeral. 00:09:49.006 --> 00:09:51.732 We've been trying to reach you for some time, Mr. Freeman. 00:09:51.911 --> 00:09:54.247 I know. I didn't wanna talk to him. 00:09:54.487 --> 00:09:57.067 Robert, you need to go on and let it go. 00:09:57.376 --> 00:09:59.404 Come on, man, dyin' wish. 00:09:59.593 --> 00:10:01.948 How you gonna turn a nigga's dying wish down? 00:10:02.016 --> 00:10:04.811 Now, look, you's- Boy, you's a hard motherfucker. 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:07.450 You're a cold piece of work, nigga. You something else. 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:10.562 Just a few nice words? 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:18.074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 00:10:22.252 --> 00:10:23.832 Mo loved the club. 00:10:24.227 --> 00:10:26.298 So... it was no surprise 00:10:26.366 --> 00:10:28.351 when he requested his service be held 00:10:28.658 --> 00:10:29.971 on a party boat. 00:10:41.058 --> 00:10:42.191 Robert? 00:10:42.364 --> 00:10:44.670 Ooh, I can't believe it's you. 00:10:44.848 --> 00:10:46.290 It's Maybeline. 00:10:46.417 --> 00:10:48.511 I ain't seen you in 40 years. 00:10:48.618 --> 00:10:49.884 Ooh, my goodness! 00:10:51.317 --> 00:10:52.448 Oh. 00:10:52.656 --> 00:10:55.487 Oh! You don't remember me. 00:10:55.626 --> 00:10:58.355 Oh, I see. Oh, I ain't good enough for you 00:10:58.423 --> 00:11:00.631 now you done moved out the neighborhood, huh? 00:11:00.698 --> 00:11:02.935 Why, I bet you if I was a white bitch, 00:11:03.003 --> 00:11:04.402 you'd remember me! 00:11:05.217 --> 00:11:08.365 But I forgives you. Oh, but look at you, Robert. 00:11:08.539 --> 00:11:11.618 Ooh, you looks good, all wrinkled up and soft. 00:11:11.686 --> 00:11:13.610 Oh, if I didn't have this bad hip, 00:11:13.678 --> 00:11:15.730 I'd drop it like it's hot. Whoo! 00:11:15.798 --> 00:11:18.282 Ooh, boy. Ooh. I'd take off these teeth, 00:11:18.350 --> 00:11:20.768 and I'd do some things that- Ooh, yeah! 00:11:24.180 --> 00:11:26.483 Oh, I wanna scream. Scream- Wah! 00:11:29.260 --> 00:11:31.074 - Hey. - Hey. 00:11:31.283 --> 00:11:32.803 Is everything all right, man? 00:11:33.199 --> 00:11:34.508 Hm, well... 00:11:34.664 --> 00:11:36.622 if it isn't the Hilton brothers. 00:11:39.515 --> 00:11:41.315 - Hilton brothers. - Hilton brothers. 00:11:44.076 --> 00:11:45.183 Ooh... 00:11:45.575 --> 00:11:48.138 Cairo took it pretty hard when you left, Huey. 00:11:52.010 --> 00:11:53.894 You gonna have to give that some time. 00:11:54.949 --> 00:11:57.326 Ah, fuck that nigga. 00:11:57.647 --> 00:11:59.244 Mo had to be the best 00:11:59.312 --> 00:12:01.494 colored fighter pilot of the war. 00:12:01.911 --> 00:12:03.391 Wasn't he, Robert? 00:12:04.094 --> 00:12:06.409 Of the war? Shoot. Ever. 00:12:06.477 --> 00:12:08.688 I was the best colored fighter pilot of the war. 00:12:08.756 --> 00:12:12.023 Wasn't Mo the one who flew that top-secret mission 00:12:12.091 --> 00:12:15.005 in Germany that saved the whole world? 00:12:15.072 --> 00:12:17.725 I did that. I flew that secret mission. 00:12:17.793 --> 00:12:20.658 Speak up, Robert! That was Mo, right? 00:12:20.726 --> 00:12:22.570 Mm-hm. That was Mo. 00:12:22.638 --> 00:12:24.273 But- But- But- But that was me. 00:12:24.612 --> 00:12:26.617 - That was me. Me. - Nah-uh. 00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:28.346 That was Mo. 00:12:28.523 --> 00:12:30.628 Why are you always swinging on Mo's balls-? 00:12:30.696 --> 00:12:32.537 This is my medal. 00:12:32.605 --> 00:12:34.450 It's got my name on it. 00:12:34.570 --> 00:12:36.179 How did he even get this? 00:12:36.563 --> 00:12:37.728 Speak up, Robert. 00:12:37.796 --> 00:12:40.029 We can't hear a word you're sayin'. 00:12:42.986 --> 00:12:44.004 I hate Mo. 00:12:44.072 --> 00:12:45.076 Hey. 00:12:45.143 --> 00:12:46.436 Robert, hey. 00:12:46.504 --> 00:12:48.769 I heard you're gonna be deliverin' the eulogy. 00:12:48.837 --> 00:12:50.913 I think that's mighty nice of you. 00:12:51.107 --> 00:12:54.036 I know you and Mo had some bad blood. 00:12:54.316 --> 00:12:57.113 Well, what's in the past is in the past. 00:12:58.772 --> 00:13:01.483 Uh, yeah. I remember how Mo would talk about 00:13:01.551 --> 00:13:03.786 how he couldn't stand your black ass. 00:13:03.853 --> 00:13:05.122 Whoo, ha! 00:13:05.189 --> 00:13:08.219 I remember it like it was last week. 00:13:08.858 --> 00:13:11.085 Matter of fact, I think it was last week. 00:13:11.163 --> 00:13:13.007 - Last week? - Oh, man. 00:13:13.081 --> 00:13:15.713 You should've heard him, Robert. He was on a roll. 00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:18.058 You was all kind of bitches and motherfuckers. 00:13:18.126 --> 00:13:20.019 Oh, man. He was like Chappelle or somethin'. 00:13:20.087 --> 00:13:22.824 He called me a motherfucker last week? He said that last week? 00:13:22.892 --> 00:13:26.242 Sure did. I think it was Tuesday, about 1:48 pm. 00:13:26.309 --> 00:13:27.778 Well, ain't this a bitch. 00:13:27.845 --> 00:13:29.162 And what surprised me 00:13:29.230 --> 00:13:31.280 was how you bein' all kind of motherfuckers 00:13:31.347 --> 00:13:34.207 really didn't have nothin' to do with the damn conversation. 00:13:34.275 --> 00:13:35.552 What was we talkin' about? 00:13:35.619 --> 00:13:39.253 Soybeans. Whoo! You a bigger man than me. 00:13:39.321 --> 00:13:41.432 I don't think I could talk nice about somebody 00:13:41.500 --> 00:13:44.027 say that type of stuff about me or my mama. 00:13:44.094 --> 00:13:46.663 Hm. I am not the one. 00:13:46.789 --> 00:13:49.494 I can't believe I let Mo talk me into this. 00:13:49.622 --> 00:13:51.467 Well, you already here. 00:13:51.534 --> 00:13:53.369 He said he left you something nice. 00:13:53.436 --> 00:13:55.785 You might as well go on and get it over with. 00:13:57.599 --> 00:13:59.359 Do you know what you gonna say? 00:13:59.427 --> 00:14:00.659 No. 00:14:00.778 --> 00:14:03.720 Well, don't worry. Just read this. 00:14:03.806 --> 00:14:06.532 Mo wrote it. He thought you might have some trouble. 00:14:09.953 --> 00:14:12.177 "Everything I have... 00:14:13.224 --> 00:14:16.266 in life, I owe to Mo Jackson". 00:14:19.597 --> 00:14:24.023 "I'm not gay, but Mo was a very sexy man"? 00:14:24.501 --> 00:14:26.869 "We used to call him 'Mo Bitches'"? 00:14:27.204 --> 00:14:30.039 "I once saw Mo in his underwear, 00:14:30.453 --> 00:14:33.103 and it changed my life"? 00:14:33.977 --> 00:14:36.846 "I wish I had a father like Mo Jackson". 00:14:36.913 --> 00:14:39.917 "Mo Jackson paid my rent over 50 times"? 00:14:39.984 --> 00:14:41.496 Okay, this is bullshit. 00:14:43.387 --> 00:14:45.219 Mo Jackson was a asshole. 00:14:45.806 --> 00:14:46.990 My God. 00:14:47.183 --> 00:14:50.431 Mo Jackson was a petty, immature, selfish man. 00:14:50.695 --> 00:14:52.245 Oh, he was good at one thing. 00:14:52.313 --> 00:14:54.497 That's bringin' the worst out of everybody he met. 00:14:55.748 --> 00:14:58.901 I came up here because I thought Mo wanted to make things right, 00:14:59.187 --> 00:15:02.661 but it was just one more chance for him to make a fool outta me. 00:15:04.429 --> 00:15:07.158 Yeah! And that nigga owe me $5. 00:15:07.226 --> 00:15:08.281 He owe me money too. 00:15:10.346 --> 00:15:12.880 Brothers and sisters, please. 00:15:13.136 --> 00:15:15.113 I think it's time for a poem. 00:15:16.253 --> 00:15:19.121 Doom comes like a vacuum 00:15:19.188 --> 00:15:21.469 Because death sucks and smells 00:15:21.537 --> 00:15:23.710 Like a raccoon or a baboon 00:15:29.525 --> 00:15:30.972 I'll never forget it. 00:15:31.193 --> 00:15:33.972 I was on my way to see the gal I was courtin' at the time. 00:15:34.146 --> 00:15:36.860 I can't remember her name. Oh, but I loved her. 00:15:37.039 --> 00:15:38.506 She was the prettiest thing. 00:15:38.641 --> 00:15:42.456 ♪ I've been driftin' around Uptown ♪ 00:15:43.631 --> 00:15:46.182 Do the little something strange for a piece of change. 00:15:47.637 --> 00:15:48.822 Shit. 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:50.966 Goddamn. Ooh. 00:15:51.628 --> 00:15:54.148 I love to hit this again. Oh, shit. 00:15:56.307 --> 00:15:58.373 I just couldn't forgive him. 00:15:59.019 --> 00:16:00.029 Robert, 00:16:00.096 --> 00:16:02.452 that girl wasn't your girlfriend. 00:16:02.565 --> 00:16:06.208 You asked her for her phone number once and never called. 00:16:06.336 --> 00:16:07.504 I was gonna call. 00:16:07.571 --> 00:16:09.741 What's-her-name could've been the one. 00:16:09.973 --> 00:16:12.042 And Mo took that from me. 00:16:12.269 --> 00:16:15.278 Robert, you wanna see what Mo took from you? 00:16:15.345 --> 00:16:18.646 It's Maybeline, nyukka! 00:16:23.327 --> 00:16:26.741 Death kills us Like crack killed Pookie 00:16:27.024 --> 00:16:29.880 Like Schwarzenegger Killed Tookie 00:16:30.093 --> 00:16:32.035 Chewbacca was a Wookiee 00:16:32.241 --> 00:16:33.248 Revolution 00:16:35.065 --> 00:16:37.200 Boooo! 00:16:37.409 --> 00:16:39.770 Hey, Erykah Ba-Dewey. 00:16:39.837 --> 00:16:41.696 That was real gay, my nigga. 00:16:41.842 --> 00:16:43.073 Cut that out. 00:16:43.140 --> 00:16:44.440 Shut up, Riley. 00:16:44.507 --> 00:16:47.210 What's wrong with you, Cairo? That nigga's corny. 00:16:47.277 --> 00:16:49.211 Corny? Nigga, you're corny. 00:16:49.278 --> 00:16:50.447 At least he's here. 00:16:50.515 --> 00:16:52.749 Why don't you go follow your punk-ass granddad 00:16:52.816 --> 00:16:54.523 back to Whitesville, fake nigga? 00:16:57.587 --> 00:16:58.590 Hmm. 00:16:58.925 --> 00:16:59.933 Eh... 00:17:00.001 --> 00:17:01.832 Don't run, nigga. I see you. 00:17:04.158 --> 00:17:05.862 - Oh, my God. - Get off... 00:17:07.030 --> 00:17:08.901 Oh, my God. 00:17:09.273 --> 00:17:11.173 I don't remember her lookin' like that. 00:17:11.301 --> 00:17:14.020 Y'all had pretty bad taste back then. 00:17:14.303 --> 00:17:17.006 Robert, everybody knew Mo was an asshole, 00:17:17.073 --> 00:17:20.085 but he wasn't the one who threw your friendship away. 00:17:20.271 --> 00:17:22.233 You did, dumb-ass. 00:17:22.579 --> 00:17:24.410 What have I done? 00:17:24.581 --> 00:17:27.716 I threw away all that time... for nothing. 00:17:27.818 --> 00:17:29.368 - Boys, stop that. - Get off me. 00:17:29.436 --> 00:17:32.046 Man, why'd you even come back? Ain't nobody miss you. 00:17:32.114 --> 00:17:33.348 Let me go. 00:17:37.787 --> 00:17:38.965 What's Robert doin' now? 00:17:39.033 --> 00:17:40.598 I got to hear this. 00:17:43.260 --> 00:17:44.815 Here's the thing. 00:17:45.702 --> 00:17:48.071 Relationships are like people, I guess. 00:17:48.138 --> 00:17:50.140 They begin, they have adventures, 00:17:50.207 --> 00:17:52.426 they grow old, and they die. 00:17:52.721 --> 00:17:54.686 Me and Mo both made it to old age, 00:17:54.754 --> 00:17:56.983 but we let our friendship die way too young. 00:17:57.702 --> 00:18:00.521 And that was really stupid of us. 00:18:01.184 --> 00:18:03.976 Mo thought I was good at saying deep things, 00:18:04.454 --> 00:18:05.987 but I'm not. 00:18:06.156 --> 00:18:07.958 Huey, say something deep. 00:18:08.044 --> 00:18:09.187 Huh? 00:18:10.025 --> 00:18:12.128 I ain't got all day, boy. Be deep. 00:18:14.064 --> 00:18:16.288 Your pain Is the breakin' of the shell 00:18:16.356 --> 00:18:18.097 That encloses Your understanding 00:18:18.531 --> 00:18:19.983 It is the bitter potion 00:18:20.051 --> 00:18:21.737 By which The physician within you 00:18:21.804 --> 00:18:22.936 Heals your sick self 00:18:23.317 --> 00:18:25.576 Therefore, trust the physician 00:18:25.696 --> 00:18:28.727 And drink his remedy In silence and tranquility 00:18:29.037 --> 00:18:30.454 Kahlil Gibran. 00:18:34.057 --> 00:18:35.504 Didn't rhyme. 00:18:35.688 --> 00:18:38.397 Thanks for bein' the bigger man, Mo. 00:18:46.029 --> 00:18:47.664 Oh, Robert. 00:18:47.731 --> 00:18:49.578 I knew you could do it, man. 00:18:49.911 --> 00:18:53.242 I bet it was so beautiful, you probably had niggas cryin' 00:18:53.310 --> 00:18:55.004 and bitches in clean Cadillacs 00:18:55.071 --> 00:18:57.103 all outside the church and shit. 00:18:57.323 --> 00:19:00.240 Well, I got somethin' here to give you 00:19:00.676 --> 00:19:03.679 that's very near and dear to me, player pimp. 00:19:11.121 --> 00:19:12.955 Deez nuts, nigga! 00:19:17.449 --> 00:19:19.016 Got you, nigga! 00:19:20.695 --> 00:19:22.147 From beyond the grave. 00:19:22.215 --> 00:19:24.912 You will never be able to get me back, nigga. 00:19:42.986 --> 00:19:44.243 I'm sorry. 00:19:55.617 --> 00:19:56.657 Ow! 00:20:11.748 --> 00:20:14.157 Being the bigger man is overrated. 00:20:14.651 --> 00:20:16.434 You got knocked the f... 00:20:17.334 --> 00:20:18.767 Never mind. 00:20:25.528 --> 00:20:27.016 You came back! 00:20:28.206 --> 00:20:29.360 Did you miss me? 00:20:30.166 --> 00:20:31.167 Maybe. 00:20:32.845 --> 00:20:34.300 I bet you did. 00:20:34.904 --> 00:20:37.196 Because I don't head-butt you in the face 00:20:37.264 --> 00:20:39.534 like your other so-called friends. 00:20:44.647 --> 00:20:46.219 Wait, come back. 00:20:46.506 --> 00:20:48.119 Let me look at it. 00:20:49.305 --> 00:21:49.253 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org29514

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