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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,224 Welcome to Ashfield Place. 2 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:09,791 Now, I'm Samira. And that's Miles. 3 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:12,533 We really went from city loft to lawn so fast. 4 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:13,708 We did everything so fast. 5 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:14,971 How long has that house been empty? 6 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,885 Twenty years, give or take. 7 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:19,018 This is a cul-de-sac. People are weird. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,236 You've been keeping tabs on us 9 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,629 through the window, Jimmy Stewart? 10 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:23,500 Which one of us is the murderer? 11 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,024 Your face. 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,939 What's the deal with that Victorian house? 13 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,289 A family lived there. 14 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,291 They had a daughter who-- Died. 15 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,075 Maybe even-- Murdered. 16 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,337 She also keeps asking questions 17 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,730 about the house across the street. 18 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:37,340 Do you have a periodical section? 19 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,081 I'm afraid that March volume 20 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,343 has been checked out. 21 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,997 It was an all-cash deal. 22 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:43,738 Uh-uh. Those are for the new neighbor. 23 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:46,133 I just wanna know what his deal is, don't you? 24 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,657 - Hands where I could see 'em. - What's happening? 25 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,137 We got a call about a trespasser 26 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,052 at the old Grant house. 27 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,445 This is lunacy. - I think we should stay. 28 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,795 There's space in the community 29 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,058 and our family's not gonna be 30 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,363 run out by some racist, 31 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,105 brownie-hating prick. 32 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,561 Goodnight, Alison. 33 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,782 I still wanna be Samira too. 34 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:29,915 Uh... 35 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,223 Miles? Miles? 36 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:35,703 Oh, Miles. 37 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:38,402 Miles! Miles! 38 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:41,665 Ah! 39 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:42,928 Oh. 40 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:46,670 Miles! 41 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:56,680 Miles. 42 00:01:56,681 --> 00:02:02,992 Oh. Oh. 43 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,217 I'm coming, Miles. 44 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:14,133 Ow. 45 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,618 Miles. No. 46 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:26,146 Hello, neighbor. 47 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,800 No. 48 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,977 No. 49 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,849 Hey. Hey. 50 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,677 It's okay. You're safe. 51 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,596 I had a bad dream. 52 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:40,131 Shoo. Shoo. 53 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,916 Shoo. Shoo. 54 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,586 Huh. Okay. 55 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:10,118 Agnes' dog took a dump on Lynn's lawn again. 56 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,554 Please, honey. 57 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,600 That man still hasn't touched my brownies. 58 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,862 You okay, Miles? - Oh, yeah? 59 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,167 He's too busy being a racist 60 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,473 than putting up no trespassing signs 61 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:18,909 that point directly at your house. 62 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,998 Please don't get obsessed. 63 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,044 I'm not. Can you blame her? 64 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:25,264 The guy called the cops on her. - Thank you. 65 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,004 Okay. We need to take these down. 66 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,832 We should keep our distance. 67 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:31,487 He does his thing. We do ours. 68 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:34,316 We live across the street from this weird prick. 69 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,535 Let's just leave it at that. 70 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:36,927 I love the lobster dicks. 71 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,189 Absolutely not. 72 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:39,582 No. Yeah. The dicks have gotta go. 73 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,628 But why would he move into a murder house? 74 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:45,284 It's not a murder house. No one got murdered there. 75 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,111 Seriously, don't believe those stupid stories 76 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,330 about her parents killing her 77 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,723 and burying her in the basement. 78 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,246 It's so ridiculous. 79 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,378 Who said that? 80 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,948 - What? - Naveen. 81 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,863 - What's the story? - There's no story. 82 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,996 You just referred to a story. I know, but it's not-- 83 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,302 Do you think there's truth to the story? 84 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,912 I don't think so. 85 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,392 You don't think so? You don't know so? 86 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,219 Uh, I... 87 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,048 Where there's smoke, there's fire 88 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:12,528 and it's burnin'. 89 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,313 Oh, there is no smoke 'cause there's no fire 90 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,750 and there's no burning 'cause it's nonsense. 91 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:19,143 It's a small town myth, nothing more. 92 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,797 You're a good fucking lawyer, you know that? 93 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,539 - You bet I do. - And you're an idiot. 94 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,541 We gotta go. 95 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,977 What just happened to me? 96 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,110 I love you 97 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,330 and I love you too, little man. 98 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,766 Make sure your mama doesn't get in trouble 99 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,463 while I'm gone, okay? 100 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:37,292 Bye. I hate leaving you alone all day. 101 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,341 Exactly. 102 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,039 I can't stop thinking about the other night. 103 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,522 It's horrible seeing Samira that scared, seeing Danny. 104 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,654 Oh, I fucking hate that guy. 105 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:54,483 Why is it always like the biggest douchebag 106 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,746 in high school that grows up to be a cop? 107 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,358 Always. Fuck that guy. 108 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,837 Fuck that guy. 109 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,535 You know, he still calls me Naveen the Peen 110 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:03,927 every time I run into him. 111 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,712 I mean, it does have quite a nice ring to it. 112 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:08,889 But you've got Quidditch Bitch which became... 113 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,630 Benedict Cumberbitch. - Benedict Cumberbitch, yeah. 114 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:11,718 He was quite creative. 115 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,676 I was an easy target. 116 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:17,811 Forgive me for not asking you this, like, decades ago. 117 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,856 How did you deal with all of that, 118 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:24,992 you know, being one of the few non-White kids in our class? 119 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,473 I wouldn't have survived if I held on to everything 120 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:30,259 that was ever said about me or done to me. 121 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,918 You're raising a Black son, man. 122 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,486 You kind of realize this shit goes way further 123 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,923 than anything else. 124 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,186 People are assholes everywhere. 125 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:47,928 - Dannys Dannys everywhere. - Uh-hmm. 126 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:50,800 Look, dwelling is not gonna get you anywhere. 127 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:53,890 New plan. You gotta do what Brits do. 128 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:57,241 Bottle it up and bury it deep into the crevices of your soul. 129 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:58,808 I don't wanna do that, mate. 130 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,984 Not with Samira and Miles. 131 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,899 It's not healthy. 132 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:06,077 Or at least that's what Samira's therapist told her to tell me. 133 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,383 Do I need therapy? 134 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,604 Oh. I mean, extensive. 135 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:14,171 Okay. You're here and you're committing. 136 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,348 You gotta re-frame and put down roots. 137 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:21,265 Let this go and move on for Miles... 138 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,746 for all of you. 139 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,444 Thanks, Naveen the Peen. 140 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,186 You're welcome, Benedict Cumberbitch. 141 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,943 It's my neighbor. 142 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,166 Don't you make a move. 143 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,519 I'll be right back, Miles. 144 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,261 Be right back. 145 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,102 May I help you? 146 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:17,584 I'm Samira. I live across the street. 147 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,676 Gary Lawson. Pleasure. 148 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,504 And I want to introduce myself 149 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,462 so there are no more misunderstandings. 150 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:30,596 I'm not sure I'm understanding the misunderstandings. 151 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,511 You told the cops that you saw a Black person 152 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,209 trespassing on your property the other day. 153 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,950 That's what you said, right? - I'm sorry. 154 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:39,039 I had--I had no idea that was you. 155 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,997 Well, now you know. Yeah. 156 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,695 The house has been sitting vacant. 157 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,872 So, I figured anyone coming around 158 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,178 must be a squatter or a vagrant. 159 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,878 - Well, I'm a litigator. - Oh, well, look at that. 160 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,445 You know what they say when you assume? 161 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,709 You're an asshole. 162 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:58,973 Something like that, yeah. 163 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,803 Just so you know... 164 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,152 it wasn't a race thing. 165 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,457 It's usually a race thing. 166 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,286 I assure you... 167 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,247 Never mind. 168 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,294 You know what? 169 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,911 I'm not big on sweets. 170 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,174 No problem. 171 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,305 Doing some gardening? 172 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,351 I'm renovating. 173 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,266 House needs a lot of work. 174 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,574 But it has good bones. 175 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:44,366 Your phone seems to be crying. 176 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,587 Excuse me. 177 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,591 Bye, neighbor. 178 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,864 Somethin' not right about that man. 179 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:08,258 Remember what I say, Miles, believe women. Okay? 180 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:11,131 We have instincts, gut, maternal, 181 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:14,613 killer, basic instincts. 182 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,093 Rob? Oh, my goodness. 183 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,617 I thought I locked the door. 184 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,270 Nobody locks their doors around here, honey. 185 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,881 We do. We're lockers. 186 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,927 What the hell happened out there? 187 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,582 ♪ I know you're not... ♪ 188 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,628 It was the smugness that pissed me off. 189 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,978 I mean, there was no remorse in his voice, zero. 190 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,850 Not an ounce. 191 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,157 Wow, you are a natural. 192 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,029 Oh, it's all muscle memory. 193 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,814 I was always good with babies. 194 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,599 Older kids, not so much. 195 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,471 And teenagers, forget about it. 196 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:51,040 They wake up one day and just decide to hate you. 197 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,694 My kids and I fought so much. 198 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,958 I'm surprised they never ran away. 199 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,092 But they adored Marty. 200 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,484 Everybody did. 201 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,269 I wish I got a chance to meet him. 202 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,098 Me too, sweetie. 203 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,058 Thank you. I didn't know how much I needed the company. 204 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:13,323 I assume Bev Fisher offers minimal help? 205 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,804 Warmth is not exactly her style. 206 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,198 She's very British. 207 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,069 When we're in the hospital, she and Don came. 208 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,681 You know, they gave Miles a stuffed rabbit 209 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,466 and told us that they were going on a cruise forever. 210 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,207 Small favors. 211 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,556 It's definitely a huge favor 212 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,253 that they gave us this house, but... 213 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,994 - Yeah. - ...that's how they show love, 214 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:36,346 through grand gestures and minimal emotion. 215 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,002 But I'm really glad that Rob didn't turn out that way. 216 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,310 You need your village... 217 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,314 and I'm gonna tell them to bring food. 218 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,230 Usually, you have to wait 24 hours 219 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,797 to give one this size, 220 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:55,583 but I am a Hinkley hero's hero. 221 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,628 It's part of their loyalty program. 222 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:58,804 Loyalty? 223 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,544 That's what I'm talkin' about. 224 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,285 Hinkley Hills is like... Thanks. 225 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,940 ...a community, you know, people care. 226 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,812 They watch out for each other. 227 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,205 Or just watch each other. 228 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,729 A street light'll go out, it's fixed right away. 229 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,384 There's a pothole, it's filled overnight magically. 230 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,343 It's like military precision. 231 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,171 Hmm. - It's... 232 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,607 it's like Disneyland. 233 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,348 Or Singapore, 234 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,177 which I guess is kind of like Disneyland 235 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,657 but with corporal punishment. 236 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,094 Todd, clearly, you have never 237 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,096 gotten in real trouble at Disneyland. 238 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,662 It's no joke, Todd. - Okay. 239 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:35,884 And it is the safest town in America. 240 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,973 Is it? Do you actually trust the burger place 241 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,149 that claims they have the best burger in the country? 242 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,325 Well, yes. 243 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,330 Oh, don't move. I'll get it. 244 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,767 Okay. Thanks, Lynn. 245 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,986 - Oh, God. - Who is it? 246 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,379 The evil overlord. 247 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,773 Mickey? 248 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,080 Agnes. - Lynn. 249 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,386 - Hi, Agnes. - Hello. 250 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,954 - Hi. - Hello. Oh, my goodness. 251 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,478 Looks like a party. 252 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,698 Are you going to arrest us for having a nice time? 253 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,526 Oh, I would offer you something 254 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,834 but, uh, there isn't enough. 255 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,444 - Samira, dear. - Samira. 256 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,273 I got a call from my very, very dear friend, 257 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,798 your mother-in-law, who gave me the welcome news 258 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,843 that you and Robert and Milo... - Miles. 259 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,584 ...decided to make Hinkley Hills 260 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,107 your permanent home. 261 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,630 So, as president of the Hinkley Hills 262 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,023 Homeowners Association, 263 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,374 it's incumbent upon me to tell you... 264 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,333 that we're thrilled. Oh. 265 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,074 And you are very, very welcome here. 266 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,423 Well, thank you so much. And to give you your 267 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,381 official HOA handbook... 268 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,644 - Okay. - ...helpful hints, 269 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,691 bylaws about the way we like to do things around here. 270 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,953 Okay. 271 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,694 Everything is right in there. 272 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,217 Think of it as your new Bible. 273 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,307 If you don't, fury will reign down 274 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,309 upon the heads of the unbelieving. 275 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:57,270 If you're referring to the dispute of April 24th, Lynn, 276 00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,055 proper trash disposal and containment 277 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,752 is essential in neighborhoods 278 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,885 with wild land and urban interface. 279 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,584 We are not looking to lure any unwanted creatures... 280 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,934 - Like yourself. - ...let alone 281 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,761 their attendant pathogens 282 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,895 into our environment. 283 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,418 The next global pandemic 284 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,594 is not starting on my block. 285 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,813 I'll leave you to it. 286 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,859 Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. 287 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,558 I'm sorry. I just really respond to her leadership style. 288 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,473 If I was a little older. 289 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:28,997 Oh, Todd. 290 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,044 So then Agnes shows up, 291 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,349 like she's watching the whole thing. 292 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,785 She probably was. 293 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,700 She's watching all of the time. 294 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,180 Honestly, you leave your bins out 295 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,486 for more than a day she's on to you. 296 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,618 She's so annoying. 297 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,707 She's get me in so much trouble when I was a teenager 298 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,361 with my mom, full nerd. 299 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,624 Why? Weren't you like a nerd? 300 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,799 Babe, I was not a nerd. 301 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,062 I was getting in trouble... - Oh. 302 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,846 - ...all of the time. - Okay. For what? 303 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,152 Crashing through hedges, 304 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,242 getting lit on hot lemonade in the woods. 305 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,548 I hate to break it to you but you married a bad boy. 306 00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:01,290 Come on. White boys would act too. 307 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,814 What do you think here? Little Boy Blu? 308 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,642 Hmm. - Bit on the nose for a nursery? 309 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,905 Yeah. 310 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,820 Slate, Eau-de-Nil, masculine, 311 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,300 but without an agenda? 312 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,259 Hmm, not feeling it. 313 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,044 Kind of Blue, that's nice. 314 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,133 Miles Davis. - Miles Davis. 315 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,831 - Gotta be that, right? - It's perfect. 316 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,921 This is great. 317 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,835 Nesting, focusing on our future. 318 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,751 Oh, I also met the new neighbor today. 319 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,057 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 320 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,363 What was the asshole doing? 321 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,931 So I just... 322 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,848 What? 323 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,068 Shit, shit, shit. 324 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,418 Hello, neighbors. 325 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,638 Hi. 326 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,949 Have a good night. 327 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,734 Enjoy your nesting. 328 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,214 Yup. He definitely heard us. 329 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,738 Did you see his cart? 330 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,220 Axe, lighter fluid, quicklime, the hell? 331 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,526 That's a cart full of murder right there. 332 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,535 Good night brush. 333 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,450 Good night nobody. 334 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,062 Good night mush. 335 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,716 And good night to the old lady whispering "hush." 336 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,459 I never understood who "she" was. 337 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,767 I was always worried she was meant to symbolized death. 338 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,724 Rob. 339 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:28,769 Sorry. 340 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,599 both: Good night stars. 341 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,122 Good night air. 342 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:37,647 Good night noises everywhere. 343 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,346 - We did it. - Yeah. 344 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,740 Are you tearing up? 345 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,438 I just hate goodbyes. 346 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,313 You know, I think I'm getting used 347 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,923 to this suburban silence. 348 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,668 But you know what I'm not getting used to? 349 00:16:58,669 --> 00:16:59,930 The decorations. 350 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,106 What? You don't like decorative plates 351 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,368 on every wall? 352 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,196 It's the pelicans. They're scaring me. 353 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,719 Am I in a house or a swamp? 354 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,026 Moms and animal knickknacks, it's insane. 355 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,463 You give them one and then you blink, and bam, 356 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,768 pelicans everywhere. 357 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,118 I can't wait for this little guy 358 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,554 to have his own room. 359 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,210 So we can draw him back down and get into it. 360 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,561 Shh. 361 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,014 So... 362 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,757 Rob. 363 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,382 What's your deal? 364 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,519 Well, as you can see, most of my childcare experience 365 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,434 is directly related to early infancy. 366 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,959 I know baby CPR, baby swim, and all baby games. 367 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,656 I'm almost too good at peekaboo. 368 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,093 Yeah, wow. 369 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,312 Uh, it's just very impressive. 370 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,009 If you're concerned about my age, my references... 371 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,534 No, it's not your age. 372 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,884 It's just... 373 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,060 It's hard to accept help. 374 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,496 I get it, Mr. and Mrs. Fisher. 375 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,194 It's fine. You can call us Rob and Samira. 376 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,456 Okay. 377 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,022 Rob and Samira, 378 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,502 nobody can be you but you. 379 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:36,505 But rest assured, I am an excellent mother's helper. 380 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,985 I can help you run errands 381 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,422 and I'll just be an extra set of arms and ears 382 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:43,208 so you can sit down sometimes, relax, 383 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,861 and take a shower if you need. 384 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,124 - You're hired. - When can you start? 385 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,430 Thank you. 386 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,259 Oh, and feel free to reach out to any of my references 387 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,914 for due diligence. 388 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,394 - Michelle Obama? - Michelle Obama? 389 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,267 You need help with it? Oh, wow. 390 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,182 - No, I got it. - A pro. 391 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,488 Is that who I think it is? 392 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,098 - Oh, no. Uh-uh. - What's happening? 393 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,057 It's Samira, right? 394 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:10,365 Sorry. I must sound like a total stalker. I'm Lauren. 395 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,324 My parents live across the street from you, 396 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,673 the Festersons? 397 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,109 Agnes and Bill? And I went to school with Rob. 398 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,503 God, like a million years ago. 399 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,679 We are actually dinosaurs, it's disgusting. 400 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,377 But it is so... 401 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,422 so nice to meet you? 402 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,814 So nice to meet you too? 403 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,251 Oh, no. Oh, no. 404 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,209 Who is this little lady killer? 405 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,645 That's Miles. 406 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:30,777 But we are trying to stop him 407 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,170 from killing so many women. 408 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,954 Oh, you're funny. 409 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,303 I love funny. 410 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,131 Is your daughter as funny as you are? 411 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,220 Well, I appreciate the suggestion 412 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,005 that I resemble Samira in any way, 413 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,790 but actually she's my client. 414 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,358 Rory. We've met. 415 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,969 Ainsley and I are both scouts. - Oh. 416 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:52,625 She's the one that beats me on cookie sells every year. 417 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,801 I beat everyone, not just you. 418 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,194 I'm very driven. 419 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,848 I wish Ains had some of that drive 420 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,503 especially on our application to Hinkley Academy. 421 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,070 Oh, I'm applying there too. 422 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,811 We just came from Core Principles 423 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,421 and they do not hold back. 424 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,075 I'm so glad we finally got one here. 425 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,729 You should come with me some time. 426 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,558 Oh, um, I haven't gotten back to working out. 427 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,342 The dreaded fourth trimester. 428 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,865 Have you at least made it to Drinkley's? 429 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,650 It's a resto-bar. - I don't get out much. 430 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,912 Ah, you must. 431 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,219 Drinkley's allows kids. Thank God. 432 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,872 Mommy can't cope without her gin. 433 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,918 Mommy loves her cocktails. 434 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,528 No, I don't. No, I don't. 435 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,008 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 436 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,228 Let's do a bump. 437 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,579 Oh. 438 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,017 ♪ Bam, bam, bappity, ♪ ♪ Bam, bam, bam ♪ 439 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,411 And, ah, I got you. 440 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,847 We should double date sometime. 441 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,283 You, me, Rob, 442 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,894 my husband Danny, one of Hinkley Hills' finest. 443 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,201 Officer Daniels is your husband? 444 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,030 Aren't small towns just the best? 445 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,337 We'll text. 446 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,035 - Are they always like that? - Always. 447 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,384 Ready to go? - Yeah. 448 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,125 We got to stop one more place. 449 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,134 Judy, you look lovely as ever. 450 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,222 Are those new earrings or you just 451 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,745 look prettier after lunch? 452 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:12,313 I don't know how to answer that. 453 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,662 Well, I need the regimen. 454 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,273 Anyway, can I take a look 455 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,970 at those Hinkley Hills Heralds we were talking about 456 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,277 the other day from March 2005? - No, I'm sorry, 457 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,801 they're still not back. 458 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,760 I can tell you, they are officially... 459 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,240 overdue. - Overdue? 460 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,589 That sounds like a disrespect 461 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,199 to the whole library system. 462 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,593 Who would have done that? - I've already said too much... 463 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,639 Confidentiality code. 464 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,685 Okay. Hardcore like HIPAA. I see you. 465 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,819 I guess I'll just have to come back. 466 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:53,267 Oh, no, I married fedora guy. 467 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,530 - Recovering fedora guy. - Uh-hmm. 468 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,315 Will you still love me if I relapse? 469 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,840 I sure won't. Hey, just kidding. 470 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,885 Babe, are you sure you don't want me to take Miles 471 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,019 with me to wine night? It's very baby-friendly. 472 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,454 I've got Miles on the monitor. 473 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,587 I'm a man who can multitask. 474 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:09,849 You're so cute. 475 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,113 Oh, my God. 476 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,593 You guys need to get a room. 477 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:17,291 I'm this close to confiscating his key. 478 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,598 I'm here to help clear. 479 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:21,513 Yeah. Okay. Well, you guys have fun, 480 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:24,254 but don't get too lit and forget we had a baby. 481 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,476 Check this out. 482 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:32,655 I made us a nostalgia playlist. 483 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,136 ♪ ...still a hater ♪ ♪ Elevator to the top ♪ 484 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,138 ♪ Hah, see you later ♪ 485 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,139 ♪ I'm gone, penthouse suite, ♪ ♪ Penthouse freaks ♪ 486 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,097 ♪ In-house beach ♪ ♪ French comtesse, ♪ 487 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:42,882 ♪ 10 thou' piece... ♪ - Dude, 488 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,232 I love being able to just pop over like this. 489 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:46,799 I still cannot believe 490 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,932 that you and Megan bought the house next to my parents. 491 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:52,326 It's quite "Baby Reindeer." - I told you, 492 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:53,849 it's because Megan fell in love 493 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,286 with the open floor plan and natural light, 494 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:59,159 and not because I worship the altar of Don Fisher, 495 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,204 which I absolutely do. 496 00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:04,817 Doesn't it feel good to Marie Kondo everything, man? 497 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:07,036 I'm really leaning into the whole minimalist look. 498 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:09,387 Because Megan took everything? 499 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,605 Yeah. 500 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,738 But now, I can moonwalk 501 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:16,568 from any point in my house to another point in my house 502 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,352 without hitting anything, 503 00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:22,443 so that's, uh, a silver lining. 504 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,358 Can you believe this? 505 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,317 It's insane. How did I get here? 506 00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,276 Physically or spiritually? 507 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,452 I'm turning my childhood bedroom 508 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,933 into a nursery for my son. 509 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,282 I have a son. 510 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,501 I always thought 511 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,808 that I'd beat you to having kids but... 512 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,419 I never fucking beat you at anything. 513 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,334 Hey, you beat me to getting married... 514 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,424 Hmm. - ...and then divorced. 515 00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,603 And having a mustache. 516 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,083 Look at that guy. 517 00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:57,391 - Oh, so wispy. - So wispy. 518 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,524 I feel like my upper lip is pixelated. 519 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:02,004 Puberty was not kind. 520 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,702 You didn't tell me to shave that? 521 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,748 I think you would have needed to shave a strong sneeze 522 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,535 and that thing would've gone. 523 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,240 Alison is not in here. 524 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,765 Are you surprised? 525 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,246 No, I... 526 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,423 I just... 527 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,991 What? 528 00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:34,734 Everyone wanted to pretend like she was never even there. 529 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:41,044 She probably just didn't show up for picture day. 530 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,573 - Okay. Walk with me on this one. - The Hokas are on. 531 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,662 Gary Wilson, retired doctor, bought 532 00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,402 what is effectively a rotting house 533 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,404 filled with ghost and secrets. 534 00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:56,102 According to insiders, there's a rumor 535 00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:58,147 that Alison Grants' parents killed her 536 00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,801 and buried her in the basement. 537 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,368 And then when I confronted Gary, 538 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:03,588 he said that his house had "good bones." 539 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:06,242 Who says that? - Real estate agents, 540 00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:08,593 architectural preservationist. 541 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,508 Dogs, if they could speak. 542 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,553 Not the way he said it. 543 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,686 - How did he say it? - Smirkingly. 544 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:17,645 Exhibit B. - What was Exhibit A again? 545 00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,429 Oh, it's the thing about the bones. 546 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:22,998 Exhibit B, Rob and I saw Gary at the hardware store buying 547 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,870 what could conceivably be described 548 00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,698 as a cart full of murder. 549 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:30,005 Axes, lighter fluid, and vinyl gloves, 550 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,138 which is shady as fuck. 551 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,706 Exhibit C, I had a paralegal at my firm 552 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:37,056 pull the records on the house and apparently, 553 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,666 it was sold to a trust. 554 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:42,017 Yeah, that's right. That means that whoever this guy is, 555 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,193 he's trying to hide his identity. 556 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:46,326 Gary Wilson might not even be his real name, 557 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:50,112 which leads me to two equally ineffable conclusions. 558 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,724 If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast 559 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:55,422 obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones 560 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:57,076 or... 561 00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:59,818 he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago 562 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,385 and had to come back to Hinkley Hills to bask 563 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,344 in the sick glory 564 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,433 of having gotten away with it. 565 00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:09,567 Yes. And he could strike again. 566 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,395 Well, ma'am, thank you, ma'am. 567 00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:14,963 I rest my case. Holy shit. 568 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,400 Yeah, I don't think that makes sense. 569 00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:20,142 I agree that Gary is a certified asshole 570 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,449 but, uh, I mean, a murderer? 571 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:24,582 It's... - I mean, you know me. 572 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,889 I will fully climb on to that conspiracy train. 573 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:31,980 I mean, strap myself in, give me some snacks. 574 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,852 - Thank you, Dana. - I got you, girl. 575 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,027 I trust my gut, 576 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:38,247 and my gut is screaming. 577 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:41,599 Now that you mention it, I did see him in the woods 578 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:46,778 at night and it was a bit odd. 579 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:49,520 - If Todd says it's odd... - Say more. 580 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,916 - How are there more fedoras? - I completely forgot 581 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,614 how horrible magazines were 582 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,224 about women's weights back in the day. 583 00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,312 Check this out. 584 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,227 "How to get a summer bikini body 585 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,185 in 14 days." 586 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:05,710 14 days? 587 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,103 No wonder they all went psycho. 588 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,497 Anything fun in there? 589 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:15,110 Um, just junk, old CDs. 590 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:17,591 Old CDs? Yo. 591 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:19,332 You think you got some of my old mixes? 592 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,942 I would love to crawl under the soul 593 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:23,292 of early - Naveen. 594 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:24,380 What's in there? 595 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:25,860 - Nothing. - You're shrugging. 596 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,514 I know you're being shady when you're shrugging. 597 00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:28,951 No, dude. 598 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,226 It's her phone. 599 00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:49,972 Why the fuck do you still have her phone? 600 00:27:51,408 --> 00:27:54,107 I didn't know what else to do with it. 601 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,981 You gotta get rid of it. 602 00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:03,463 Get rid of it. - Okay. I will. 603 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,822 Couldn't really tell what he was doing. 604 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:18,305 I had to give him space because I was nude. 605 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:23,135 - In the woods? Go on. - I was moon bathing. 606 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:25,441 Oh, I love you, Todd. You're such a fucking freak 607 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:27,574 and I don't want you to ever change. 608 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,228 Say more about Gary. 609 00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:31,491 Uh, he was digging a hole. 610 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,580 - How big? - Hard to say. 611 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:37,540 I mean, not big but not small. 612 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,020 Person-sized? 613 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,718 Yeah. Could be. 614 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,025 Does anyone smell that? 615 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,071 Is that smoke? 616 00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:47,899 I don't smell anything. 617 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,162 Am I having a stroke? 618 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,903 Other way around. 619 00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:53,208 - Oh, that's a whole ass-- - Fire! 620 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,910 There's fire. 621 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:05,743 Yes, we have a fire in the woods, Ashfield Place. 622 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,268 It's over by Ashfield Street near Ashfield Crossing. 623 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,486 When can you get here? 624 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:11,749 dispatcher: I don't know, ma'am. 625 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,793 What do you mean you don't know? 626 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,882 Come on, we need urgency, man. 627 00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,492 Jesus. 628 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:19,408 Lynn, get some flashlights. - On it. 629 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,323 Okay. We're gonna have to go in. 630 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,629 Wait, wait, shouldn't we wait for the fire trucks, 631 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,065 let the professionals handle this? 632 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,850 We're gonna watch our houses burn down. 633 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,374 So you're suggesting for us to go towards the danger? 634 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,332 Yeah, it's the only way and I'm trained 635 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,727 in this situation, so follow my lead. Let's go. 636 00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:34,989 Here you go. 637 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,907 What's she doing? 638 00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,126 - I don't know. - Is she okay? 639 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,736 No, she's drunk. 640 00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:58,883 It's further than I thought. 641 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,800 And what's the plan exactly? 642 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,192 What's wrong? 643 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:07,935 Uh, yeah. Damn trick knees. 644 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,023 It just went out. 645 00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:10,851 - Trick knee? Since when? - Yeah. 646 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:13,114 Go ahead in front of me. 647 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,855 And I'll flank the rear. 648 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,597 Go ahead. You'll what the rear? 649 00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:19,729 She's gonna flank it. Oh. 650 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,132 What the hell? You okay? 651 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,613 Yeah, I'm good. 652 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:42,143 Is that Gary? 653 00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,579 Mr. Party Pants. 654 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,843 What are you doing? I'm simply enjoying 655 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,541 a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem 656 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:51,675 to stay off of, can you? 657 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,462 A fire like this, 658 00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:59,204 it's a little reckless. - Hmm. 659 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:01,684 Much like the mother of a newborn 660 00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,383 traipsing around the woods at night. 661 00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:05,906 How dare you. 662 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,560 You think you know 663 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,431 what it's like to be a new mother? 664 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:11,085 Mr. Wilson, 665 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:14,828 an open flame in this tinder box with a wind forecast 666 00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,351 for tonight, are you mad? 667 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:18,310 This is a clear violation 668 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,052 of handbook code 281. - That's right. 669 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:24,011 Right there on paragraph five. Oh, yes, 670 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:26,579 which goes on to state in paragraph six 671 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,103 that a fire pit is permitted as long as it sits 672 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:30,626 at least 10 feet away 673 00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:33,238 from a neighboring property line. 674 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,501 He's right. 675 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,551 Please let me know when you expect 676 00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,597 to begin your renovations. 677 00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:47,339 With historical properties like Hinckley House, 678 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:50,690 you need to submit your plans to the HOA Landmark Committee 679 00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,561 for approval. - I'll have everything in order. 680 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,955 I'll give a heads up to the local inspector. 681 00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,915 He's a family friend. 682 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,658 Paragraph five. 683 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:05,445 Bev told me you were a lawyer. 684 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,714 Goodnight, neighbors. 685 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,112 I do hope I won't have to make any more calls. 686 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,514 Enjoying my bonfire, my ass. 687 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,952 First I'm trespassing, now I'm traipsing. 688 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,302 Hey. How was wine night? 689 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:39,652 Great. Uneventful. Where's Miles? 690 00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,480 Uh, I just put him down. 691 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:45,527 Why do you smell of smoke? - Oh, uh, Gary built a fire pit. 692 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:47,486 Gary was hanging out on wine night? 693 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,618 - No, he was in the woods. - What happened? 694 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,925 - There was a little quibble. - How little of a quibble? 695 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:54,362 You know, words were said, things got a little heated. 696 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,060 - Babe. - It's not like 697 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,149 we're gonna be best friends. - No shit. 698 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:00,151 Don't you think we should know what he's up to? 699 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,674 Well, isn't it obvious? 700 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,937 I mean, that's why he was buying an axe and lighter fluid 701 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,199 in the hardware store because he was building 702 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,548 a fire pit, 703 00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:08,637 while also being an asshole. 704 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,813 Being into home improvements and assholery 705 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,206 aren't exactly mutually exclusive, 706 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,252 are they? - True. 707 00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,558 Please, can we move on from the whole Gary thing 708 00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:20,432 and just try to focus on our family? 709 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,824 Speaking of which, 710 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,784 I've got something exciting to show you. 711 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,487 Okay. Shut your eyes. 712 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:34,272 I may be giving this too much of a buildup. 713 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:35,751 Please make sure I don't hit a wall. 714 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,623 Careful, careful. Right. 715 00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:40,495 Now, it's not exactly a "Queer Eye" reveal 716 00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:44,238 but it's something ready for a new generation of Fishers. 717 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,805 Okay. 718 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:47,634 You've put a dent in the place. 719 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:53,205 Miles Davis. 720 00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:55,684 There was no way I was painting this whole room 721 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,339 without getting your approval first. 722 00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,298 It's perfect. 723 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:03,475 I'm not gonna lie, it kind of matches your eyes. 724 00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:05,912 I also changed all of the locks to keep out Naveen. 725 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,656 - I'll get it. - No. 726 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:11,961 You've done enough for the night. 727 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:13,137 I'll go, uh, take him for a walk. 728 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,747 You sure? Yes. 729 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:18,665 Honey, Miles is gonna be so happy growing up here. 730 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,362 I love you. - I love you. 731 00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:25,062 Good job. 732 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,206 We're just gonna say a quick goodnight. 733 00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:04,579 Samira. 734 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:06,190 What are you doing here? 735 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,756 I just wanted to say thank you 736 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,194 for being there for me the past few days. 737 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,892 Oh, well, I'm happy to be 738 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:15,112 and I'm happy you're here. 739 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,026 For you. 740 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:18,941 In case you ever need it. 741 00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:22,293 Oh, well, I'm honored 742 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:26,732 and humbled by this symbol of your trust. 743 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:29,038 And know that if you ever need someone, 744 00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,998 I mean, Rob and I are glad to keep a key safe for you too. 745 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,915 Oh, what a nice thought. 746 00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:39,485 Goodnight, Samira. 747 00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:42,314 Goodnight. 748 00:35:55,544 --> 00:36:00,114 ♪ Something bad ♪ ♪ Is about to happen to me ♪ 749 00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:06,294 ♪ I just hope ♪ ♪ She don't wanna leave me ♪ 750 00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:09,079 ♪ Don't you give me up ♪ 751 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:13,171 ♪ Please don't give up on me ♪ 752 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:18,306 ♪ I belong with you ♪ ♪ And only you, baby ♪ 753 00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:21,135 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 754 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,833 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 755 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,706 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 756 00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:29,143 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you ♪ 757 00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:33,060 ♪ Something bad ♪ ♪ Is about to happen to me ♪ 758 00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:38,892 ♪ Why I feel this way, ♪ ♪ I don't know, maybe ♪ 759 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:44,158 ♪ I think of her so much ♪ ♪ It drives me crazy ♪ 760 00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:51,295 ♪ I just don't want her ♪ ♪ To leave me ♪ 761 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,603 I think you'd like our new neighbor, Marty. 762 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,563 ♪ Please don't give up ♪ ♪ On me ♪ 763 00:36:57,911 --> 00:36:59,085 ♪ I belong... ♪ 764 00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:00,696 Goodnight, my love. 765 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:03,177 ♪ Only you, baby ♪ 766 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:05,788 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 767 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:08,530 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 768 00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:11,316 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 769 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:14,100 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you ♪ 770 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:38,691 ♪ What if she's fine? ♪ 771 00:37:38,908 --> 00:37:41,127 ♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪ 772 00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,302 automated voice: The voice mailbox 773 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,043 you are trying to reach is full. 774 00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:46,002 Please try your call again later. 775 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:49,789 ♪ What if she's fine? ♪ 776 00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,444 ♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪ 777 00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:55,447 ♪ And I just let ♪ ♪ Bad thoughts ♪ 778 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,971 ♪ Linger for far too long ♪ 779 00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:00,756 ♪ Don't you give me up ♪ 780 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:05,021 ♪ Please don't give up on me ♪ 781 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,763 ♪ I belong with you ♪ 782 00:38:07,981 --> 00:38:10,026 ♪ Only you, baby ♪ 783 00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:12,812 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 784 00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:15,510 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 785 00:38:15,728 --> 00:38:18,383 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 786 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,210 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you ♪ 787 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:04,950 Way to put ash in Ashfield. 788 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:32,370 That motherfu... 53133

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